cake is in the eye of the beholder.(
Karma's Enemy Formerly known as Aliasaria, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:35,
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I see where you've been going wrong.Cake goes in the mouth, not the eyes.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:38,
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damn, I though I might've been onto something instead of wearing it like a hat(
Karma's Enemy Formerly known as Aliasaria, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:39,
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Mostly, you laugh at the most outrageous, offensive, distasteful stuff, you know, child murder, terrible mutilation, violent death, etc, and all of the lowest forms of human behaviour, and type things that would make a whore blush, and then - and this is the most important bit - when any of those jokes or comments chance to mention something directly within your own sphere of experience, make sure you get all prissy and offended and snotty, and make lots of offended comments about how disgusting it is to laugh at something like that
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Vladimir, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:53,
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haha, nice.You've got this place sussed and no mistake.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:57,
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All my knowledge is in my pants, just help yourself(
broadsword likes breasts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:36,
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What's in it for me?Also: Hello New Person, welcome to /talk.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:37,
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No worries.Just remember that cuntishness is our default state here on /talk and you won't go far wrong.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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Remember Well-san, the ninja's first virtue is patience.:)
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:42,
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I'm fucking lovely, me.Ta for asking.
And you?
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:50,
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I'm brilliant mate :)Thank you :) How's life treating you these days?
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Karma's Enemy Formerly known as Aliasaria, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:51,
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Is that a challenge? :D(
Karma's Enemy Formerly known as Aliasaria, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:05,
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Not many are.You lovely ninja you.
and I'm not just pandering you because you could kill me with your eyelashes.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:21,
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to be honest, the more I sort through my accumulated knowledge, the more I realise it's just a load of old junk, most of it out-of-date, or patchy, or never really right in the first place. I'm essentially not sure it would be of much use to you
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Vladimir, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:39,
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Archive it, then eBay it(
Karma's Enemy Formerly known as Aliasaria, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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The worlds longest laundry chute is in the Shanghai Grand Hyatt hotel.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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Fucking pointless.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:47,
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I'm not going to bother in future.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:48,
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aree you coming on here giving it the billy big spuds mate? some of the less pleasent poster might call you a shit cunt for that(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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It's always the shitcunts that call new cunts shitcunts Mongy.(
Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:41,
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We aren't sure yet.(
WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:55,
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Hello New Person, try not be shit, we have people for that already.(
Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:40,
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and how lol ^_^(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:45,
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By asking them not to.Doesn't it become a self fulfilling prophecy.
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WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:55,
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You ask them what kind of bread they want, the filling, if they want cheese.Then would they like salad, sauce and if they would also like cookies, crisps or drinks.
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WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:46,
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Tooth ache is a bitch and the painkillers are taking ages to work.What's the worst pain you've ever had?
I'm not going to say childbirth, cos it's a proper cop out. It was when I ripped the muscle off the bone in my foot. Now that was fun!
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jenpots, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:49,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/teenagecrushes/post564208
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:20,
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I'm going to try that next time I get a stiffy.(
Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:53,
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I bet I'm not the only person to eaither.(
Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:53,
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Me and me mates have got fifty seven pounds and thirty pence between us, what can we expect?(
Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:13,
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Oh =((
Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:23,
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who else will be around next time you get a stiffy?(
Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:56,
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Well, they share a place, that's not quite the same.(
WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:05,
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Are you really trying to tell me that after they've eaten chinese food and held hands and watched Hollyoaks, there's really no 90Nz0 on Sexface action?(
stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:15,
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I'm not getting involved inv your fantasy.(
WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:19,
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I don't mean a little flickI mean like a proper whip almost, e.g. from a towel flick.
Unbearable, I threw up :(
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That's pretty gay, right there.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:00,
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I said e.g.It actually happened playing rugby in school, when the kid with a stump arm whipped me(the guy basically had no bone in his forearm)
shit... now it's gay AND weird
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Oh man, that sounds like wonderous fun.(
WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:06,
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NSFWwww.2guys1stump.com/
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:14,
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FOR FUCKS SAKEWhat happened to you Gonz, you used to be a nice guy.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:18,
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I like to YouTube "[animal] vs" and see what comes up.But I found this, and I didn't like it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBN4vZe2zAg&feature=related
Bloody rednecks.
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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oh fuck off SickRik(
Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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Does two girls one cup have never gonna give you up, as the soundtrack?(
WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:54,
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Probably when I broke my ankle falling down some stairsI was convinced that it was just sprained or twisted so I tried to stand up. And *that's* when I felt the worst pain I've ever had.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:50,
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smashing my shoulder and tearing it all upit's 10 years ago but it's still giving me mad pain today so I am off my tits on cocodamol and nurofen. mmm.
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moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:50,
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The pain in my heart when I heard that Katie and Peter had split(
broadsword likes breasts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:51,
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Oh actually, thisHe's such a brave little trooper
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:52,
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Don't!Every time I think of it, my heart breaks a little more.
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jenpots, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:53,
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I dropped a drill on my foot once.It fell off a shelf that was quite high. Unfortunately it fell drill-bit first and went right through my foot, and out the bottom (of my foot)
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Lord Yulelius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:51,
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I've shot myself in the foot with an air rifle, I balanced the gun on the trigger on my finger and the weight of it fired itwhich was a tad silly
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moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:52,
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Yeah you really shot yourself in the foot with that one(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:54,
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I bet you get reminded of that every time you watch Home Alonewhere the one who's not Joe Pesci walks down the tarred steps barefoot
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:57,
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Oh man.I love injuries like that.
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WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:07,
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PericarditusBut then i got diamorphine. It was lush.
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Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:51,
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When I got shot nine times.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:52,
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Paintball doesn't count(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:54,
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Still fucking hurts though.(
WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:54,
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I've never experienced *that* much painWell, not that I can remember. Maybe I blocked anything out. I'm quite happy for it to stay that way
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:53,
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it's the great educator,and emos don't know shit.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:56,
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The time I dislocated both arms in a rugby gameand the teacher relocated both in quick succession
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:56,
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The first time I laughed after my hernia operation and tore open all my stitches(
]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:56,
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Is anyone going to that sickipedia thing tonight or know anyone who is going?(
]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:57,
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I was going to but it's too late now,DG maybe, as are spango and cr3 as far as I know.
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Fucks SakeI don't want to go if nobody quality is going.
Gaz me Dg's number
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]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:16,
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I just texted you, did you get it?(
spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:31,
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You know what.I've never had a migraine or anything close.
I've come to the conclusion that people that claim to have them are either liars, pussies or have broken brains.
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]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:58,
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I have both Migraines and the Cluster Headachesso brainwrong is probably nearer the mark :)
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The Great Architect, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:00,
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Kill yourselfI hear its the only cure.
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]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:00,
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you're probably right, as they are also known as 'suicide headaches'/there is no cure for them :)
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The Great Architect, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:02,
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This suggests to me that you've never had a proper jobor a serious relationship.
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:01,
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This suggests to me that you've mostly dated mentals.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:02,
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The best was the half-French half-Iranian 24 year old virgin with the plastic nose(
Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:04,
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I used to get migraines occasionally when I was a teenager,but I've scarcely had a headache since.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:03,
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Toothache, and lower back pain.(
Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:57,
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I once spent a chilly winter's day on the streets of Twickenham fundraising with two wisdom teeth coming through.(
]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:00,
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ear infection probablynever felt anything like it.
pain in the head is bad.
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:59,
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When my foot got sliced open by a broken bottle on Porthcawl beach when I was little.It wasn't just the cut, it was the sand and then the bucket of detergent they put my foot in at the hospital before sewing it up.
Stang like a bastard it did.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:01,
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dislocated kneeit hurt and I said 'ouch'
Here's an illustration I made:
homepage.ntlworld.com/p.blackman/knee/
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NobbyNobody, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:03,
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'ouch' my be an understatment.An ambulance and an entire bottle and a half of enternox later I was a little more mellow.
I'd ripped the tendons clean off the bone. Took 6 months to heal, 3 months of physio and my boss sacked me for being off work for too long.
It was not a good time in my life.
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NobbyNobody, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:10,
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When I nearly lopped the end of my thumb off.I merely said, oh bugger.
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WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:10,
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Pissing through a blistered japs eye after half my skin fell off.\ac*
*not really but I have said it before.
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nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:03,
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Inner arm tattoo.(
WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:04,
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I leave that to other people.(
WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:08,
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you have upper and lower arms?I have left and right ones.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:13,
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Silly King Baby DuckLower arm is called 'leg'
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broadsword likes breasts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:14,
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Between them.I should have said inner elbow.
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WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:20,
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If you want to discover how painful.Run you finger from inner fore arm up to your bicep.
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WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:25,
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When I fucked my foot up after tripping over a vacuum cleaner coming off the stairs.I don't know what I did to it exactly but I limped like a motherfucker for a while.
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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:07,
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i met a really nice girl, it was all going along fine, i was happy and i assumed she was happy, then she got of at the next bus stopbitch left me heartbroken for minutes
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:15,
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It could have been worse:news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/8350823.stm
What I really want to know is did he try to splash a "Z" across her back?
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:17,
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that whole story is wonderfuluh, well except for the whole rape part
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Yeah, did he really think he'd be able to ride off into the sunset?(
stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:43,
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I once didn't shit for almost a month.=/
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:16,
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Christ man.Did it come up out of your mouth by the end of it?
Fuck that for a laugh.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:25,
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Gallstone attack I thinkI was crying with pain.
Childbirth was painful but I got effective painkillers after a few hours of it.
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in vino veritas, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:16,
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Have to be my cluster headache/migraines.Simply put: unbearable.
Lying on a bed screaming, hitting my head, pushing my eyes, kicking my legs/feet in a futile attempt to make it go away.
From when I was little till I hit about 18/19 life was pure torture.
I've not really had anything like that in years. Just when I get stressed out or if I don't eat and I'm on the go (I'll actually throw up when I do this).
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:21,
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When I got a big splinter stuck in my leg and my Dad got it out with a pin.(
mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:22,
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I'm about to spend a while on the exercise bike.Do I watch Rocky I for motivation (for the training montage etc), or Rocky II (where all the hard work pays off and he wins)
I know I want to watch Stallone, so I leave this in your hands.
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Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:45,
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What would be the motivation from that?(
Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:47,
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To spend more time exercising, and less time watching shit films?"Uhhh uhhhhm thuuuuh luuuuuhrr"
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FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:52,
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But I'd be multitasking and doing both at the same timeLOGIC FAILURE
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Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:54,
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I just scored a 23 kills 3 deaths win on Modern Warfare 2.I might just stop now and let Donkey Gums have a chance to catch me up.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:04,
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you spend 40 whole days of your life on that game, said the stats on xbox live!and you take the piss of me spending my evenings on Wacraft, haha.
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moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:13,
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Oh I do..It's the Games Workshop for people who don't want to go out of the house.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:17,
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What are your opinions on the airport level? The Daily Mail are already kicking up a fuss.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:14,
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I'm soo tempted to go out and get it now.But everyones playing it on 360 and my one is busted =*(((((((
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:17,
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Puffs.Thank God it wasn't a homosexual immigrant shooting everybody up.
Hang on. He was technically an immigrant undercover in that stage.
We're on to something here, JA.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:18,
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The top rated comments are surprisingly sensible, for the Mail.www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226588/Call-Duty-Political-storm-brutal-video-game-allows-killing-civilians-airport-massacre.html
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:22,
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Meh.Nothing any game can come up with these days will EVER top the pleasure of sticking a mining charge to a nurse's back in Red Faction.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:26,
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I'm especially impressed by the first-line typoparticipating in a "masscare" is not something I'd normally associate with the Mail.
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mulledwynoh independent boozemaster, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:34,
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Haha, now that would be a fun game.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:42,
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It actually allows the killing of Commie civilians.Which I'm sure the Daily Mail has championed in the past.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:45,
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I might go and play some Pro Evo Soccer.The new version for the wii is out next friday.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:47,
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this is the crucial bit"The controversial scene in the Russian airport where the player, who is trying to infiltrate a terrorist group, has to decide whether or not to join in the killing of unarmed civilians"
they have to decide. no one is forcing the player to do it, in the same way no one is forcing anyone to do it in real life.
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:34,
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There are two warnings at the start of the game, giving you the option to skip the mission.And it's already got an 18 rating.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:42,
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but what about the children!please think of the children.
load of shit. last time I played a GTA game the very first thing I did was beat a hooker to death and I'm a perfectly level-headed, fully functional member of society.
with a string of convictions for murdering hookers.
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:52,
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Stop or my mom will shoot.(
WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:47,
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I've just done ten minutes on my one.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:48,
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ten minutes and still going or just ten minutes with something else?(
Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:49,
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I just did ten minutes. I usually have a long walk too, but I can't be arsed today.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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Instead of Rocky films did you just dangle a bottle of alchol infront of the bike?(
Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:49,
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Aw man, Patrick Stewart AND The Count.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:02,
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haha(
Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:05,
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I don't fucking knowram your exercise bike, and Stallone, up your cock.
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broadsword likes breasts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:49,
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WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?(
Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:49,
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It's Druid isn't it,he puts out more than me.
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Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:52,
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AT LEAST HE DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN I WHACK HIS TITS WITH MY LOVE TRUNCHEON(
broadsword likes breasts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:54,
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I don't care really.I am so tired. Ready for bed but just started at Job 1.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:49,
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I liked him in thatfilm about George Michael's early recordings and personal hygene problem.
Wambo
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Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:52,
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I'm doing mine RIGHT now*lifts glass*
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broadsword likes breasts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:58,
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Go outside and get on a proper fucking bike, you fat fucking mess.Or something.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:00,
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But there might be people outside. Or worse, girls.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:26,
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It's dark you nonce,and I just spent money on an exercise bike, I can't afford lights.
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Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:38,
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have a cake(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:01,
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^this is the sensible answer(
hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:20,
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Sandra Bullock is FIT in that film(
Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:43,
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Watch the Expendables trailer over and over.It actually doesn't look very good at all and might be the most disappointing thing to have ever happened to me.
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:11,
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Anything made you go "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" today?Pic related
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I booked sky+hd to be installed between 8-1 but he rang this morning and said it would be between 1-4.I was a bit miffed as it meant I was stuck in the house.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:36,
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I love Friz.He's my best.
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baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:38,
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This is not 4chanPlease go back to 4chan
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:38,
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I ROTE U A POIMI know the value of happiness
I know just what a smile's worth
So I hope for ev'rybody's sake
Mum and babe both die in child birth.
I am sickened by you people. This was supposed to be SHOCKING and EDGY not clicked on to the popular page. SHAME ON YOU.
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baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43,
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You're the best /off-topic person evar 90nz./ac
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43,
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This one time I fucked my uncle so you all have to be nice to me.(
baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:44,
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My dad wouldn't let me nosh him off though because he hates me.:((((((((((((((((((
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baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:45,
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What's my reaction to this meant to be?(
Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:48,
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Fuck sake BM.(
Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:49,
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Quite.'ev'rybody' indeed.
CUNT.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:51,
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No, I'm sorry.As much as I love Baldmonkey I can't say there's any need for that at all.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:52,
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I'm down with that.Third line just DOES NOT scan.
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Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:56,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6518026
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]-[_A_]\/[_L_E_T A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:53,
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It isn'tAs the saying goes at the moment "newfags can't access /b"
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:50,
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lulzyI know it works from page 3 onwards, but that's no good at all.
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I bet you were the one who just asked /r how to get onNewfag
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:55,
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haha/r/ is fucking shit.
/b/ is king. I totally got a cumdumpster to put a shoe on her head last night. What can you do on b3ta? Claim to be autism and tell the world what you just ate?
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I fucked up a few days worth of work today by having dreamweaver's Copy'n'Replace to folder-mode instead of file-mode.But I'm up to date now with everything I lost.
So basicly, if I never work up today, i'ld be exactly where I am now, work-wise.
On the other hand, I've eaten half a packet of carrots and humous.
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:39,
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A strange dog entered my property and emptied its arse on my lawn.(
Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43,
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Property in nine turds on the lawn.(
baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43,
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I was taking off my coat and the zip smacked against my fingerthat was roughly the noise I made
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magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43,
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did Friz's baby appear in the endor is it still trying to get out /fatfacejokeyes
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At the time he said it was on it's way, his twitter feed made no mention of child.From this we've assumed that he was just lying and has never had sex.
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Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:48,
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I say, we, I mean I.But I'm very important.
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Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:49,
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It was just pretending it wanted out.He world was too cold and mean.
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sleepybinky, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:59,
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If Friz was my father I'd want to hide away from the world forever.(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00,
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Unfortunately, wherever in the world 'Son of Friz' ran away to, his father's face would always be visible on the horizon.(
Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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I'm so glad you're taking the time to arbitrate on every joke on here now.It really helps everyone else as an instant reference tool.
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Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26,
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Someone should keep a tally of who made Friz jokes and his reaction to themThen we can have a 'Made Friz Laugh Most' award at the end of the month.
There could be a tombola and bingo. We could make a day of it
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:27,
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why the christ would someone update it on their twitteri mean okay fine he posted a very quick message here but still
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This is Friz.Attention. Friz.
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Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:01,
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When you're mature enough to start having children instead of dating them, you'll understand(
Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:02,
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haha, you're doing what one of my old managers did when he had a kid.Previously an immature cunt, then suddenly one day, "oh you are SO immature" to everyone else.
CUNT.
:-p
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pfft, you cunt(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:04,
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I was confusing him with ReidWhatever happened to Reid?
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05,
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Nonce jail.(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:06,
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Dunno, he just got a bit mental and then faded away.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:06,
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I had to go out with you to get the averages up.(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:06,
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I'm a well respected tool of the British Justice system.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08,
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That's a beautiful euphemism.I'm not sure what for, maybe massive slag, I just don't know.
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I barely slag at all these days, it's scabbing over again.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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Surely you can find a randy farmer with string for a belt and a tooth left to prod you one up?(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
You're the most maturest person I know.Because maturity is a requirement for accidental children.
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Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05,
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Apologies. Short fuse at the moment.Lack of sleep. Namecalling. Bah.
I think I had the right idea yesterday to avoid /talk for the meanwhile
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07,
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Try curry or sex or picking her up and squeezing her(
spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08,
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I'm not losing my virginity to a pregnant woman(
Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09,
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OH NO WAIT I MEAN-Fuck
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09,
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SO HAS THE POOR LITTLE FUCKER BEEN BLURTED OUT INTO THE WORLD OR WHAT?(
Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:15,
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NOT YET RRFALSE ALARM DEAR, KEEP UP
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spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:16,
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PARDON? HAVE ME VISITORS BEEN YET?(
Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25,
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It's OK, I'm sure you'll take advantage of me when I'm vulnerable one day.(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08,
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You never wake up when I'm doing it.Either you're drunk enough, or I'm Pistonesque in the bedroom.
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moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14,
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Haha, anywhere but here 'pistonesque in the bedroom' would be considered quite the compliment.(
Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:16,
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I have some supermodels in my room already!**socks on the floor
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moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17,
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Phwoooar, look at the stitching on that one(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18,
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The only way you and everyone else can be 100% sure you're going to avoid talk is if you died.So you should just do that.
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mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:15,
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Woah. Do you have some sort of beef with me?This is the first I've heard of it.
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18,
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i can't stand you, i do think you are a cunt and would like very much for you to die(
mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26,
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It's harsh,but a fair assessment.
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Neptune I want to be adored., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25,
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pretty monumental milestone in someone's lifei fail to see the issue with him mentioning it, no matter how often he has
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I don't have an issue with it.I'm just pointing out, you know. Attention. Friz.
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Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07,
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Ooh that was a big piss, oh no! WATER BROKEN! #babyhereContractions ahoy! #babyhere
10cm dilated! Here we go! #babyhere
CROWNING! OH THERE'S CROWNING! #babyhere
THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU FUCK #babyhere
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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False alarm. They happen.(
Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:50,
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When is she actually due?Oh oh, did I show you photos of my new baby cousin? I've already made Lu's boobs spring forth with milk spontaneously.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54,
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No you haven'tand she was due a few days ago I think.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54,
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Here's one of Kaiser, look how big he's got:photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs072.snc3/13935_204594065294_531590294_4512960_4554355_n.jpg
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56,
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Dawwwwww(
Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00,
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And mine!She's GORGEOUS!
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:55,
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She's dotey. We got her a stripey hat and mittens today, her little hands are always cold.Couldn't get tights for newborns anywhere, though.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58,
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I am sure they do these in newbornwww.babylegs.com/
Not quite socks, not quite tights.
The boys have a few pairs to wear with their wellies as they are good for putting over the top of the wellies and the trousers and holding it all in place.
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Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00,
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Cool, we were hoping to see some in town. I must show them to mam.She has lots of babygros anyway. My sister got some lovely little dresses, so she just needs something under them. Could stick them over a white babygro.
Edit: They're footless, she needs her feet covered. They're lovely, though.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:04,
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She was due SaturdayThis is the second false alarm in as many weeks. It's all a bit touch and go right now
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:55,
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Dee had a few of those aswell. She was 11 days over in the end. Poor Dee.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56,
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I blame the postal strikes(
Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:57,
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Get your plunger out, like a good man,(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58,
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or the rubber arm gauntlets you see when they pull the insides of cows outbit of vaseline, job's a goodun, £50+VAT
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moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:04,
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We had some of those in work, for parvo cases etc.I'll have a go, sure. It can't be that hard.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:06,
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Douse one of them in tobasco and play home-delivery-russian-roulette-with-your-wife's-foof(
moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07,
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throw her down the stairsi am reliably informed this is a pregnancy helper
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Do you think it was really his face that was pregnant?After his son is born, he shall have a regular face again.
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SuperMatt Riddle me this, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51,
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And he shall vomit forth babieslike a plague of screaming red frogs with carroty bits.
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He's sucked off enough blokes, all it needs is his face to start ovulating and it's a given.(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53,
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It popped its head out for a whilecaught one glimpse of Friz and shot back up like rat up a drainpipe.
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Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54,
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See, this? This is actually funny(
Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56,
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There is humour in truthBut, not this time. Fella just didn't want to arrive yet.
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:01,
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I've been there mate.My daughter was two weeks late and popped out at 9lb 10oz or the metric equivilant. Good luck anyway.
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Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:06,
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Yes. Flynn. pretty sure I mentioned this.(
Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08,
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So is "Maggie"If someone was called "Mr Maggie"
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Merry Frizmas http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:11,
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Flith? like Felithity?There was a Felithity at my old work, I wanted to stove her head in with half a brick in a sock.
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moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:11,
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Flynn Frizzle?Double F Double N Double Z?
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Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:10,
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Are you naming him after the famous actor Errol?In the slight hope that women will think his dad has a big cock?
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Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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Here's a photo of it.
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00,
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Was SickRik the mother?(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00,
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SickRik donated his sperm once.The child grew up and began to talk in a foreign language.
It was Satsuma.
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Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:02,
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It'd be like when you turned the colour and contrast dials on your old telly up to the maxeveryone was a terrifying shade of SickRik
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moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05,
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I heard his mum was in the Sally Army.Apparantly she was seen going from pub to pub banging a tangerine.
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Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:10,
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I'm glad I am the only one in the office as that's made me howl laughing(
moohalaa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:12,
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His dad was a singer you know.He was often heard wandering around the toilets he cleaned singing, "Oh my darling Oh my darling Oh my darling..."
All together now...
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Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17,
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BEHOLD... SON OF SICKRIK!www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiZBMs9hD-I
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Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:29,
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See, I'm all for the ribbing of a b3tan.It's good fun as long as they have a decent sense of humour and can take it. What I can't understand is...
When did having a laugh at Friz devolve into calling his unborn kid and saying we hope it's stillborn?
Say what you want about the man but not the kid. I think it's all a bit tasteless and appalling really. There were those that made the odd comment when Tegan was due but nothing like this, it seems to be about most of the board.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:34,
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Needs more dull.Come on bitches, entertain.
Friz is losing!
Also, this.
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Brilliant.(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:41,
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You'd like that, wouldn't you?(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44,
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Cunt.(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:45,
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Hey there spotties, it's your and my favourite b3tan: Me, JMG!What's the word on the good ship b3ta?
I've been away as it happens, away from here.
I trust it's been awful. But let us not bicker and moan. Let us be positive and fruitful.
No fairies.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:24,
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How's MW2?(
Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:26,
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Awesome.Luckily Handsome Gav has it also, and he's of good war stock so he points out how unrealistic everything is.
Then we do things co-operatively, in the Special Ops section.
Then I go on the multi-player a bait and confuse rough sounding people with combinations of accents.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:27,
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I cannot wait to hear your dulcet geordie tones in my headset.(
Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:36,
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They'll be mainly violent threats.Or Arnie impressions.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:38,
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As long as you promise we can gang up on some americans and confuse them by using obscure regional dialect.Canny, like.
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Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:54,
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Make up dialect too to confuse them further."Alreet we goona stave us some flesterpots"
"Yeah, we'll show those boogerbogs what right proper grovety jupplions we are."
"RULLYOOH!"
"Ooof, right in the winkercharter!"
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Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Buy My T-Shirts (see profile), Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:02,
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Alex and his three droogs tolchok an old vek?/Burgess
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The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:03,
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I have just purchased a copy for the pricely sum of £26.I am excited like a child now.
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BindiBaji You can prove anything with facts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:37,
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What's so great about this game?does it pour beer from your USB ports?
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The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:39,
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I believe it makes your testicles grow.(
BindiBaji You can prove anything with facts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:42,
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I'm off to the British Museum to look at some Mexican revolutionary posters in5...4...3...2...1...NOW.
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I love the British Museum.(
Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:41,
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it doesn't think much of you(
Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:00,
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Terrible online bullying of Pickle FairyI'm good Jammers, saw an old friend that I haven't seen for years last night, it was great catching up :D
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:27,
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People shouldn't pick on Pickle Fair as she isn't Mykey.Therefore I don't think she's a racist.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:28,
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I was referring to your "No fairies" stance(
Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:29,
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Ah!I meant Fairies as in the Moohalaa kind.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:31,
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Now that's cleared upAnd I'm not of the gaymosexual variety, so not barred from posting in this thread, all is well.
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:33,
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Haven't seen Mykey for a whileOf course he hasn't seen you for aaaages, what with you being on Super Block
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:36,
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I wonder if anyone's blocked me?I bet I've said something cuntish enough at some point to rile someone enough to click ignore.
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:41,
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I've got you on block.(
Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:43,
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I've got him on block so hard that not only do I not see his posts he's blocked from even thinking about his posts(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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I think I have two people who have me on block.Most pretend.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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What? Who said that?I can't see anything above this post
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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The missus has won a voucher for the best restaurant in town.So I'm off for the poshest evening ever enjoyed by a dole.
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Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:29,
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Harvester?(
Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Buy My T-Shirts (see profile), Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:40,
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For years I thought I loved harvister, but I just never went.But I went last month, and aside the amazing salad cart, it was rubbish, absolute rubbish.
I am so disapointed, I truely am. I'm never going to go to TGIs again because I currently think they're awesome, but would hate for that to be ruined.
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:00,
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<INSERT SHIT RESTAURANT NAME HERE>(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:41,
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Chez Bruce?The Glasshouse?
Le Manoir aux Quat Saisons?
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The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:10,
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Beshoffs?Burdocks?
Eddie Rockets?
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Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:12,
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I fucking love Eddie Rockets.(
Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:13,
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Me too.It's ACE.
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Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:15,
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I don't even know what an Eddie Rockets is.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:20,
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It's an american style diner that only seems to exist in Ireland.They do absolutely fucking lush milkshakes.
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Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:24,
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It's a franchise.There are (or were) some in London. I've been to a couple there. They're called Ed's Famous or something.
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Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:28,
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When I tried to find one over here I only found mention of one, in Liverpool.And Eddie Rockets are good, but not "going to Liverpool" good.
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Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33,
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Oh, there's one in Swansea.Fuck Swansea, though.
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Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Noit, Noit Noit Areggub Noit Noit Areggub Noity-Noity Areggub, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:37,
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YES!(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:41,
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Empty Pockets, lovely stuff.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:28,
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I'm playing the hell out of MW2. It's an excellent game.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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We should have a PARTY.(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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I haven't even been on multiplayer yet.Although I noticed that DG is rocking the shit out of it.
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:50,
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I've got MW2.However, I can't play it.
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Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:59,
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No.I've not got any batteries for the 360 controller. Can't afford any either.
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Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:04,
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You can't afford a pound?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:07,
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He still needs to service 9 more sailors...(
The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:09,
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Nope.Virgin Media are to blame there.
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Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:22,
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There's still pie left in the fridge.(
Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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I can only assume "The Fridge" was one of the b3tans who attended.(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:44,
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Ex Chicago Bears playerWilliam Perry.
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Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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And at our house.My boss gave me a fuck load of apples from his tree so I'll be making apple pies at some point. OM NOM NOM.
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Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:45,
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I had pie last nightBut I am terribly, terribly fat.
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:49,
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So am I.(
Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:51,
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I'm so fat, I make fat people look like twiggy by comparisonAnd I've seen you on that there bash pool, you aren't fat.
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:05,
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I only just got here JMGI've built two items from brick and wood and have installed 2000w of outdoor lighting.
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Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:57,
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I bought a LOVELY new coat in town.It's lovely and black and swingy.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:58,
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Spending your DOLE money on FRIPPERY?BURN THIS MONEY GRABBING SCUM!
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The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:04,
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Man if when I move to Ireland she's still sucking up all the DOLE I'll be dead unhappyI'll write some hella strongly worded letters to the local paper
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:05,
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I get furious rage when I see anyone on the dole spend their money on anything but job searching.It's bang out of order, and I demand for my money back and report them imediatly.
*twiddles phone cord around finger*
"Oh hi there, yeah', it's me again. Hahah, fine, I put those shelfs up... yeah', the doctor who figurines. So, anyway, I saw someone the other day spend their dole money on a new coat.... yeah', she had black hair, about five foot nine.... probably, didn't get her name.... yeah', best cut them all out just to be safe.... Okay, byebye, see you seen, yeah', yeah', bye bye." *hang up* "love you too, oh sweet child of mine."
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:11,
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This is Irish dole, so fuck you.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:17,
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Hello, cunthole.How's tricks?
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:29,
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Oh man, don't tell me I got everyone who's five foot nine banned from DOLE when really it's five foot seven.=/
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:30,
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Five foot three.You've met me twice.
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Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:34,
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you're never almost as midgety as me(
spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:35,
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I bet being short is better than being tall(
Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:41,
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Totally am. May be nearly five foot four.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:47,
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Hah, Mrs Trouser believed that she was 5ft tall for YEARS.I soon crushed that dream with my handy measuring tape of misery. FOUR FOOT ELEVEN.
I drove off in my Honda Accord and totally put the dust on her day.
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I'm five foot one, I'll have you knowOH YEAH.
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spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:45,
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hahaha, you horrendous cunt.(
Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53,
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I'm not very well. I'm trying not to moan, but every inch of my body feels as though it's been pummelled with a baseball bat.I've tried to sleep, but I just can't sleep any more.
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Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:06,
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PIE AIDSWhich is obviously GOOD AIDS
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Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:24,
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No, it was sex-play with AmBa.Apparently that's not quite what she meant by "catcher"...
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The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:24,
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Abra Sex?Make sure no new challengers appear, or there'll be trouble.
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Fucking hell but there's some grade 1 stupidity circling about today.What's the current level of fuckwittery infesting those in your world?
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Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:19,
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Dunno, I'm too fuckwitted to work it out(
broadsword likes breasts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:20,
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Tricky one, that.(
Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:21,
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I've been staying away from that place for a long time.(
Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:22,
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Did you take away one of their dummies?(
Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:24,
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I don't actually know to tell you the truth,just that I upset one or more of them yesterday, the two people that I thought it could be have denied it was them. cr3 recieved many gazes etc etc.
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I think it's almost certainly because I insulted an online girl.(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
She is terrifically boringAnd when she goes on about fishing I keep thinking of her underwear aroma.
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There's only room for one fishing enthusiast on this site:Mongychops, who isn't so boring
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She wasn't the one who complained about me though,it was some others, I could possibly understand if it was her who complained.
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it is baffling in the extreme(
Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:02,
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Wait, Mongy's a girl?Shiiit, all those pandering opportunities wasted...
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:35,
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Imagine the Fox executives from Bender's Big ScoreAnd you're on the right track
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:21,
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None.The cat-murdering doddering fuckwit got sent home.
My office is now a fuckwit-free zone.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:22,
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Not your office cat?:((( What happened?
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spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:39,
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No, one of the feral kittens we've been trying to take in.Air Traffic's boss had complained that they were ganging up and beating up Macy, the Air Traffic cat. So a humane trap got put under our Portakabin where they live. One of them got caught in it, and despite having been told to leave it alone, he went and got it so wound up that it hurt itself. The fucker then attacked it with a hammer to "Put it out of it's misery." When that didn't kill it outright he took the cage up to the pond just past our balloon shed and drowned it.
I was ready to kill the cunt when I found out. The cunt even used it as an excuse for being shit at his job because he was "So upset about the whole incident."
The only upside is that the rest of them will be safe because the Sodexho blokes are flat out refusing to put out another trap. The bloke that came round the next morning to pick up the trap to take the kitten to the vet in Stanley was furious. He said it had been "butchered".
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:51,
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Oh man that's fucking terrible.Beat FUCK out of him stuj.
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Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:53,
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I told him that if he ever even looked at one of the others I would.But I couldn't really, he might have been a complete spastic, but he's 58. It would be like hitting my dad.
:(
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:59,
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He's probably gone home to do the same to his kidsand it's your fault
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magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:57,
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I did think about blaming JMG...(
stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:01,
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I used to work for SodexhoI think I did anyway, it was dull as fuck and there was only one attractive woman in the building.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love voted most likely to be least likely, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33,
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Unfortunately for me almost everyone in my world is of very low levels of fuckwittery.This makes me feel very fuckwitted by comparison.
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The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:22,
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Just suffering from PHP fail.Massive PHP fail.
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jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:46,
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Halaal Easter eggsWhy? You're a Muslim, so why eat Easter Eggs?
Its like vegetarian sausages, just pointless...
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zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:52,
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And circles. Fucking circles. Pointless.(
broadsword likes breasts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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How long before it's ChrisALLAHmas and EastALLAHer?And Happy HannuALLAH
Don't get me started on SamhaiALLAHn
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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Hold on, are these real holidays?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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I believe soAt least that's what the lefty socialist hand wringing pc brigade call them, yeah.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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Only to the bed wetting liberal leftys who are in dire need of shaping up to a modern world where Gordon Braaahn's britan has gone from nightmare to reality.(
Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:58,
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FUCKING A BROTHERRIGHT ON
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:00,
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I'm not a Muslim.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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Haha yeah, great. Wait, what?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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I just had one of those lucazade alert shots of mostly caffine stuff.And now I want to go back to bed.
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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I am offended that the vege things are called sausagesit goes against the definition.
THE VERY DEFINITION!
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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I shall have to consult my dictionary on that.I might look up "marriage" while I'm there, to annoy the gays as well.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:55,
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yeahthat'll show 'em
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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They're quite nice thoughLinda McCartney pies and sausages got me through roast dinner situations as a vegetarian. And they're surprisingly "meaty".
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What about under the foreskin?(
stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:04,
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Should have worn a condom.(
jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:16,
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Is it Talk Like A Canadian Day?Eh?
Hang aboot, I'll just put my lumberjack shirt on, eh.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:07,
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It's Make Stupid Sweeping Statements Day, it seems(
spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:11,
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Oh. Right.*Takes off lumberjack shirt.*
So when IS Talk Like A Canadian Day then Spangles?
Eh?
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:17,
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Did you also put on suspenders and a bra?(
Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:18,
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Oh, I was already wearing them.Err, I mean, no. No I didn't.
And you can't prove that I did.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:20,
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No it's not.(
Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:05,
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I can't think of anything other than sweetcorn that could possibly go on a pizza.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:09,
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Lots and lots of meatsAND sweetcorn
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:17,
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I'll happily eat themmy ex was veggie, and I learnt that linda mccartney sausages make a great sandwich, with cheese and a potato waffle.
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:59,
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the sausages are perfectly acceptablebut the pies are awesome. I still crave those pies and I love my proper meat these days.
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Veggie burgers, veggie sausagesI say "Oi, veggies, get your own shapes"
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magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:58,
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next you'll be saying they should have their own section in the supermarket(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
Veggies should have their own supermarketWell, it wouldn't be super, would it, with no fucking meat. Cunts
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magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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wait...they let vegetarians in any old supermarket!?
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:02,
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We should probably staple a leak to the sleeve of their hemp shirts(
magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:04,
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stapling water might prove trickylet's go with a leek instead
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:10,
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no excuseI'm telling the Sun
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:14,
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I think they should be mixed in with the meat productssegregation never works.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love voted most likely to be least likely, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:02,
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are you saying muslims shouldn't be allowed to eat chocolate eggs?(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
I'm all for pork chocolate.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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Mmmm sweet sweet porcolate(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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i saw chocolate with bacon bits in itit looked gross
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zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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Two rights that make a wrong.:(
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:05,
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I hear that it's quite niceI might have to ingest some at some point. I fear not your chocolate bacon. Chococan. Bacolate.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:08,
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Vegetarian sausages make more sense than halal Easter eggs.People don't go vegetarian because they don't like sausages.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:55,
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It's just fucking chocolate.Tell me what significance chocolate eggs have to easter first.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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it's the festival of the fertility goddess.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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But jesus dies at easter, doesn't get born.(
Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:58,
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that's just a coincidence.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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No it's not.The Catholic Church co-opted all the pagan festivals way back when so that people would associate having a good time with Christianity.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:03,
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it's a coincidence they exploited.it seems odd they chose to keep the pagan name for this one.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:05,
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But it's NOT a coincidence, that's the whole point.ALL the dates for Christian festivals are also pagan festivals because the vatican MADE them the same.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:15,
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They chose which ones to equate with each otheron the basis of them being at almost the same time already. The Jewish passover occurs during the spring. By coincidence.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:17,
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I would say that it makes economical sense if you choose the dates already taken.If you choose different dates, then people can celebrate both. You don't want that, you want them to celebrate just yours, so you pick the dates already in use.
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I won't deny it was a clever bit of politics.(
Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:26,
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^This.Which is exactly why it's NOT a coincidence.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:27,
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ok we're maybe straying from the point a bit in any case,which is that the Christian stories associated with Easter need not bear any relation to the Pagan origins of Easter, because they are theologically unconnected and only the date is the same.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:30,
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He gets reborn, you dolt.Easter's the most important part of the year for Christians.
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yeah because he died for our sins,that was the real big deal right there, the resurrection came later, and was the "see, I told you" bit.
They didn't really know about Germanic pagan spring fertility festivals in first century Judea.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:13,
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I really can't be doing with all this 'Oh it's a Pagan thing'.Granted, it might share a bit of the story, or roughly the same time of year, but for fuck's sake: Christmas is a Christian celebration. Easter is a Christian celebration. Celebrating Christ. The big show in Christian life. Christian.
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I read this in the style of that Goodness Gracious Me 'Indian' sketch.Easter? INDIAN!
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Blue Star of Wonder *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:19,
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I'll let you have Christmas for the sake of this argument,but Easter is still named after the pagan Goddess down to this day. That's kind of a clue.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:19,
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Yes, I know that.But the 'Easter' story (that's Easter, not Austre or Aestre or whatever you want to call it) is the story of Christ being crucified and then coming back to life. That's the Easter story. The Christian Easter story.
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It's the story of the Gospel.It's a good story. But I still ain't eatin' no chocolate eggs because of it.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:24,
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I'm an atheist but I like Christmasjust don't tell Jesus or he won't bring me any presents.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love voted most likely to be least likely, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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I'm a muslim now?Did I miss a memo?
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:58,
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Oh, it's a brain fart.I fucking hate these things, why bring up conversation if you're not going to join in? It's well out of order, if you ask me.
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:59,
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Oh shit, that's tonight, I forgot.I'm going to text a few people now to find out.
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Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:09,
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Gaz me if you are, I'll probably head down tonight if there's a few friendly faces there.(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
why on earth not, you fucking imbecile?Last time I checked you didn't have to be a card-carrying Jesus freak to eat Chocolate in early April.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:59,
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But surely as a Christian holiday/festival whateverif you are a Muslim you shouldn't join in. Otherwise Allah will get you. It'd be like a pork bagel at Hanukkah
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magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:04,
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Pagan,which makes it even worse.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:06,
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Well, yes it stems from Pagannessbut it is now a Christian holiday.
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magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:09,
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can't the non-religious of usjust use it as an excuse to have a jolly good time?
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:11,
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I generally have a jolly good timeso took that as read, I was referring more to a special occasion jolly good time
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:13,
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Nothing in the Koran about not celebrating Easter.Jesus is a prophet to the Muslims, after all.
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I take it you've read it.Muhammad was really very strong about the anti-pagan thing, and don't get him started on the crucifiction.
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Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:16,
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Man, don't even get him started.You'll be there ALL BLOODY NIGHT. Jeez.
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spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:17,
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I don't careI'm all sleepy now.
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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Afternoon wank?(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:02,
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Pardon?(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:04,
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I'm sorry, but it seems an awful lot like you're saying 'no' to HBLC. And we all know that sort of thing just does not happen.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:07,
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christians only eat thembecause they stole some ancient fertility festival from some sheet wearing tree huggers
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shitkicker, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:14,
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Wait, Easter was a KKK holiday?(
stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:19,
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YEAH! FUCK THEM!whereas I eat easter eggs because I'm a fully-fledged Christian!
I even felated a priest!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:18,
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FUCKERS.Everyone is banging on about Spotify, so I go to try it and I get:
"Spotify free is currently in an invitation-only beta, which means you need to have received an invitation token to access the service"
So either a very kind B3tan will gaz me an invite code, or those cunts are getting ignored like Twitter currently is.
Thanks in advance doods.
EDIT: I'm an idiot. I found a way round it here- https://www.spotify.com/en/get-started/
EDIT 2: SPOTIFY IS QUITE GOOD, IT GETS MY SEAL OF APPROVAL
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Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:32,
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invites:3HGUVnW2qmM8cfMU
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kNtG36EVzKSKpyPp
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cr3 history books forgot about us, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:34,
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ooh, got in there before me!(
spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:34,
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Cheers. I can always rely on you to fix my computer illiteracy.:)
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Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:35,
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the form you have might not work without one of these, so yeah, go for it(
cr3 history books forgot about us, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:35,
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You legend.(
HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:36,
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yeah okmkmwfkqELtLC46uc
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spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:34,
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Wonder when it became invite onlyCr3 is a kind soul
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it drifts in and out of invite only depending on their load(
cr3 history books forgot about us, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:35,
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I just went to give you an invite but I haven't got anyI've only recently got the hang of spotify, i.e. to make it play music I want to hear. At christmas I'll get a day pass for our office music
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magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:35,
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I tried thatit didn't have the first 5 songs I wanted, so I kicked it to the curb.
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:35,
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They get more music all the time(
Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:37,
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Speaking of thisThey got the new Dubmood album this week, that's kept me pretty happy.
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42,
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Shame thatIt's a wonderful little piece of software, but for the lack of Oasis, the Beatles and Led Zeppelin.
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jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:38,
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broadsword likes breasts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39,
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Well dance music blows monkey pole anyways./Edit
You're not the guy who phoned up complaining about the lack of dance music?
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jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:40,
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Says the Oasis fan.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42,
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I can live without it.Or, just launch Winamp. It's only a couple of mouseclicks.
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jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44,
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Spotify is da bombI laughed, I cried, I wanted to punch him in theface
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magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42,
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And ToolWhy won't they get Tool :'(
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Maximinimus: is in a state of panic!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39,
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^thisif anything can damn a piece of software for listening to music it is a lack of one of the greatest bands ever.
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:46,
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I'm failing to see a downside.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:40,
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I have all of Zeps albums, can't stand Oasis, and am ambivalent about the Beatlesthe software looks great, but the stuff I was after was hardly obscure.
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:45,
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TrueBut EMI are a right bunch of bastards for allowing people to sell their music online. They've been negotiating with Apple for years to get it onto iTunes and it still hasn't happened. I'm not surprised Spotify don't have everything.
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jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:49,
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the crux isother people have everything, and I have no morals.
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:50,
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I did the samebut then went back to it after about 6 months and went a bit more mainstream and it was fine
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magnum, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39,
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I reckon given enough time it will have what I needbut by then I'll have to pay too much.
I'm one of those buggers where if I'm paying I like to have the thing in my hand.
I don't mean my penis
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Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:47,
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It's now got that "If I was a boy" song that you were after.(
Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:53,
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OK: youll0nlyUs3it4aqu4uCunT(
Undulating Tentacles of Love voted most likely to be least likely, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:46,
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Haha.(
JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:48,
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You cunt.Is Eifel 65 on there?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love voted most likely to be least likely, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:50,
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Apparently they only had one song.spotify:track:3UCDrOA37BBdcExyIpN3Xj
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:52,
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despite not having spotify installed I know that links to one of the finest songs ever penned.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love voted most likely to be least likely, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:55,
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Then you aren't doing it right.spotify:track:3DI2XOYZ2JazuO6uIQfVul
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JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:51,
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More likespotify:track:4FJ6WGDM7AumeJ4dhJmQhj
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:52,
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Can I just say at this juncturethat I never actually searched for Aqua, I just typed that for LOLZ.
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Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:53,
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My beef with spotify:sound quality is shit.
Can no-one else hear that it is shit?
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I can hear a bit of compression,but that's standard procedure for streaming audio, right?
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Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:04,
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Yeah, that's itseems to vary between different stuff.
It's pretty good really. Just a bit more compressed than the average MP3 mostly. I'm a vinyl geek though, so get arsey about such things.
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the paid-for version hs better quality streaming(
spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:07,
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Liddlebiddapoliticsladiesangennelmen.Is The Sun maliciously exploiting the grieving and the dead to undermine Gordon Brown, or did he deliberately sabotage his own handwritten letter of condolence which would be quite easy bearing in mind he only has one eye and so missing out the last 'e' on most words is probably a forgivable mistake, and would you know that you HAD to bow your head at the Cenotaph, or are they quite right to point out all of his non-political gaffes which have no real bearing on the running of the country?
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I really don't give a shit about it,asking a grieving mother to give a damning interview's a bit exploitative though.
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they are paying her.surely.
Edit - as in, yes, The Sun are cunts for pushing this. I'm not hugely impressed with her for making any kind of fucking issue about it TBH, it's a minor error in the grand scheme of things. Gordon Brown is an utter cockpuppet over many things, but on this I feel he's being entirely unfairly treated.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:54,
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I doubt they'd do anything that blatent,just put her up in hotels, take her to dinner etc.
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It's all about getting her to put out.(
The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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I bet they're paying her, you know.(
the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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I think we should get the mirror to start a "stop exploiting our dead troops" campaignand go around her house and burn her.
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The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:56,
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Someone should have proof-read his letter, to be honest.I'd feel a little pissed-off if he hadn't bothered to check my name or his spelling before sending me a letter, especially if it was concerning my son dying at war.
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spangolin www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:43,
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