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good night

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)

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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)

Meh, I only just got here.
BUSY night here balders.
G'night, sleep well, and may all your dreams be of washing machines.
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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)

That's enough of that.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)

YES!
EDIT - There is a sextuple on the way - www.b3ta.com/talk/7444444
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)

MOTHER FUCKER!

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)

inb4 shitstorm

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)

alright

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)

alright mongy

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)

i hope you ain't ruined this

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)

sweet as

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)

nice one

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

Geezer.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)

and that's as far as the conversation went.
/pulp
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)

youtu.be/JZ09SWNs4FQ
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)

Alright!
I'm on a tram in Amsterdam!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)

great times

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)

try and find a place called The Doors
also I'm making your new Lynx badge, it's quite something
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)

There's more than one The Doors cafe
and more than one British Bulldog etc.
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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)

There's a three storey place called the Greenhouse or something.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

I went to see ladies in windows..

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)

I was a little under the influence when I saw that at night, the whole scene had transmogrified into some hideous disneyland for the doomed.
I found it rather tragic, especially how they tap-tap on the glass and the men in alleyways saying 'coke..want some coke..'
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)

It was a little surreal
It was a flying visit as we are with a local who didn't seem very happy about being there. Can't say I blame them but I wanted to see what it was all about.
I also have no one to go to coffee shops with. Gutted.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)

:/
well, go have a smoke and a pancake and make friends
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sat 11 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)

Which one?
Actually the 2 of them are only about two streets apart. I always stay at the Renaissence hotel because it's right between them.
Little stuj fact for you there Dekion.
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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)

knot shore

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)

The Doors cafe is the one that doesn't sell beer.
The Doors Palace is the one that does.
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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)

Or the other way round.
Been a while and my memory's not what it was.
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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)

The day that the last brown and yellow Düwag tram was replaced by a white and blue Combino was a sad day indeed :(

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

I tripped over a tram line in Amsterdam whilst stoned and gashed my leg so deeply that my jeans were soaked through with blood and I was left with a permanent scar.
Luckily I was so stoned I didn't really care.
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)

I was expecting a little more sympathy than this.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)

Winners don't use drugs.

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monster munch EAT ME!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)

Yeah they do.
Just ask Ben Johnson.
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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)

Didn't go too well for him, did it?

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monster munch EAT ME!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)

Still won though.

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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)

Not for long, though.

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monster munch EAT ME!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)

Long enough to be given the Gold medal before they found out.

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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)

I still reckon that there is a place for the Druglympics.
Get pharmaceutical companies to sponsor the games and provide all athletes with whatever products are available and just let the fuckers compete. On performance enhancing drugs.
Imagine the mens 100m final. Trying to get a time below 7secs? That would be awesome viewing
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)

I won't be happy until all the Paralympians are
stripped of all their performance enhancing equipment.
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monster munch EAT ME!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)

~~of all their performance enhancing equipment~~ oiled up and sent to my place for sexy degrading cripploid funtime
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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)

You'd get entirely new events as well - for instance, the hop, the skip, and the where-the-fuck-did-he-go.

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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)

Whereas by taking the peg-leg off of a one-legged athlete you'd get the hop skip and faceplant.

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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)

They sell them.

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)

You said you didn't care.
So we all thought it was ok.
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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)

Yeah, but..
It still hurt when the drugs wore off though. Plus I ruined my trousers.
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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)

Yeah, still not really feeling I should care here.

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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)

HURRAH! The LOVELIEST HATD!
*Panders*
Are you pimping aaAAAAaaaAAAAarRRddDdDDvvVVvaaAarrkkK out for BASH MONEY?
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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)

Hallo!!!
I am with the ladies this weekend stooge! It is bloody great..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)

HUZZAH!
:D
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stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)

Go to the junction of Spui and Spuistraat and go into De Beiaard. There, you will probably find a Slovakian waitress called Katarzyna (blonde hair, green eyes, slight limp). She still has 2 of my Bill Bryson books.
Then head down Spuistraat (don't go in Caf� Luxembourg as it is shit) and go into Hoppe on the corner.
Ask for Willem or Treesje. Tell Willem I sent you, and that he still owes me �350.
Ta!
I miss Amsterdam :(
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)

That's weird.
We went for a beer in there just this afternoon! Didn't see that waitress though.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver The thought of actually having kids makes me heave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)

the fuck is going on?
rob's threadrushing and mns is a mod? Did we enter an alternate reality?
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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)

nope

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mictoboy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)

WOOHOO! LET'S ALL BUY FUR COATS!

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)

but i've already got one!

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mictoboy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)

I want a walk in humidor

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)

wat?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)

alright

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)

ohow dare you, i was going to use that as a new thread, n:(

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)

let me retract that
feel free to reserve it for a new thread
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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)

I very nearly posted an 'alright' thread earlier on
but I didn't want to tread on mongy's toes.
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)

I'm drunk on power. And when I say power, I mean Bengal Lancer and Titanic Stout.

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)

love the Lancer, Fullers at their best. But somehow those Stafford brews always have a sharp tang that doesn't endear them to me.

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)

I prefer a tangy stout to a cakey one.
Tomorrow, I'm going up to Booths to restock my cellar. And when I say cellar, I mean porch.
Which seems to be temperature controlled at 4�C regardless of the outside climate :)
EDIT - Check 'em.
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)

nice dubs

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)

you're all just jealous of my awesome things

(baby ray pissed is an alien or sutin, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)

describe your awesome things

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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)

they're things, with added awesome

(baby ray pissed is an alien or sutin, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)

either that
or we all think you're a cunt
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mictoboy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)

apparently JK & Joel have same headphones as me

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mictoboy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)

they once had a discussion on air where they revealed that they were unaware that an alsation is the same as a german shepherd

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mictoboy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)

doglol

(baby ray pissed is an alien or sutin, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)

OMG!!! I so am!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)

your're mum

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Mrs. Sp@m, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)

no, your mum

(baby ray pissed is an alien or sutin, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

Supply and demand.
Demand and supply.
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monster munch EAT ME!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

i have a feeling about this thread, so im jumping on board

(augsav, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)

this turned out to be a massive massive disappointment

(augsav, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)

Sorry.
All the high expectations frightened me away.
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monster munch EAT ME!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

Good work in coming back.
Now tell us what you had for tea
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

I really don't have the staying power, for this.
Bratwurst.
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monster munch EAT ME!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

*cue replies which alter the letters around to make humerous other words appear
culminating in - 'cagney and lacey'
(baby ray pissed is an alien or sutin, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)

Supply, demand, demand, supply.
Jus'likethat. Huhuhur.
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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)

capitalist pig!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)

I DEMAND you don't SUPPLY us with any more threads and then fuck off without follow up.
Back in the day, young cr3 used to reply to every reply to his threads
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

I'm calling this. Thread dead at 22:04
Good work folks, you all did your best.
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)

yo! thread rush the show!

(baby ray pissed is an alien or sutin, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)

hah, shunned by the board

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

give me sild and i'll let your account remain

(baby ray pissed is an alien or sutin, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

Today's top hint: if you're shunning someone you don't reply to them

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magnum, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)

the shit is strong in that one

(baby ray pissed is an alien or sutin, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)

THREAD RUSH!!!

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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)

You're everything that is wrong with this site.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)

oh god, that's torn it

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

or 'Thrush' for short

(augsav, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

yeah yeah, we get it
rob's an irritating cunt
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

oh god what's happening :(((

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

I'm scared vlad, hold me.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)

we need a mod here!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

I'd be a good mod.
MOD EDIT: Yes, you would.
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

ha!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)

Oooh, look at me!
I'm mns and I'm the thread police.
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mcdoof play me off, keyboard twat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

Get inthe back of the van!

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)

Have we run out of new threads or something?
Over 5 hours since the last thread, on a Friday night? Come on you shits.
What are you all doing?
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)

Looking at current rent prices to get a rough idea of what I should expect come summer, what of it?

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)

Just wondering.
How's the nose. I nearly experienced a similar fate this evening.
Learning point - don't bend down to pick up a pound coin when your child has already picked it up and is on her way back up to show you.
*taps nose* (gently)
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

Bit tender, but it'll be fine.
I think I'll be living in a fridge box at this rate.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)

If you're still out of work by summer, you may end up living nowhere at all.

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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)

Got to graduate first.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

I'm wanking to photoshops of myself the boarders have made
actually I'm sitting in the kitchen with my wife - we're both tapping on laptops, drinking a glass of wine. We've had pizza.
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)

I read this as "LOOK AT ME, I'VE GOT TWO WHOLE COMPUTERS"
Actually, I'm in the office watching Rugby on the big PC monitor whilst my wife is in the living room watching some shit or other on telly and chatting to her real mates on MSN. I have beer, she has wine. We've had fish and chips.
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)

we have music playing "Luke Haines: Nine and a Half Psychedelic Meditations on British Wrestling"
I like fish and chips. Good choice.
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)

OMG WERE THE SAMES!
Except I'm up here watching nowt, doing nowt drinking nowt, he's down there watching rugby and generally being ~~grumpy~~ himself.
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Mrs. Sp@m, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)

Just add gin.

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)

Hey man, why you ignoring someone who is gazzing you about threats of violence?

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)

because /Offtopic users need to sort out their own issues.
they are like an underground community of mole-people, and no one should meddle in their affairs, or risk destroying the fragile ecosystem that they have built themselves.
(augsav, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)

Reading about html newsletters
image fallbacks, display blocks, pre headers and shit
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magnum, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)

i like ascii newsletters
actually I don't they are shit. but it does mean you don't have to engage with any of that stuff and just worry about the words.
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)

I love the fallback on this one
i3.campaignmonitor.com/uploads/images/pizza-express-large.jpg
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magnum, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)

that's extraordinary
to build Jamie Cullum out of table cells has a certain dorky panache.
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

It's uncanny

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)

Probably a better version
stylecampaign.cmail4.com/T/ViewEmail/y/1FFA28B6CC421242/E2374EA99C560932D9767B6002735221

even the bird is just a table.
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magnum, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)

that's actually cool and arty
hence I sort of prefer the dorky charm of the table cell Callum.
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

True
Slightly more practical for what I'm planning though.
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magnum, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

I'm not sure how they've managed the text on the cullum one though
something clever going on
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magnum, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)

oh man
apparently you can css your alt text
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magnum, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)

Oh wow, can you hit me up the article that produced that, I wanna Yammer that up.

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)

Also, from the other day about workflows.
The company that bought us out made this: https://www.cardwall.co.uk/tour , and I really like it.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)

www.campaignmonitor.com/blog/post/3574/ (at the bottom)
Also:
www.campaignmonitor.com/blog/post/3642/email-with-pixel-art-fallback-when-images-are-blocked/
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magnum, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)

Cheers man

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)

Yeah but you're a dick and nobody cares what you think.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

Why do you bother dedd?
You know he ain't gonna reply.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

He ain't going to do shit.
I could post whatever I wanted here and nothing would happen.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)

Manolith might grass you up.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahano.
/ac
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)

OOOOOOOO-AWOOOAAAHHHH, THESE SHOES ARE ON FIIIIIIIIIYAARR
1.bp.blogspot.com/_iJs9O3ItSLQ/TF2WJuOcubI/AAAAAAAAO3M/MLZgx1kOidw/s1600/shoes_on_fire.jpg
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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

Jokes are better than technique

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)

I did say that
do I believe it? Sometimes.
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)

So if there were some jokes in the newsletter then it wouldn't matter that it was ugly as fuck?

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

Just add a load of sparkly gifs
Job's a good 'un
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)

Building my first ever flow chart
I hear there's people that do this sort of shit for a living
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)

I pity them.
Put a recursive stream in it. Y'know. Just for lulz
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)

I have been known to do a few in the past.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)

I have to use Visio sometimes
:(
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magnum, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

all of the posts above mean fuck-all to me
I'm just doing yes/no bullshit
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)

Still, if you're not careful you'll be calling a table a "matrix" before you know it.

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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)

what the fuck is wrong with you people

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)

one of us one of us one of us

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

I wish I could go back to my marine diesel engine task :(

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)

NO! you can never go back!
flow charts are now your life.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)

fLoW cHarTz 4 lyf

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

rpost diz an clik liek 4 da win!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

REGLAOGB IF U CREY ALWAZ..XXX

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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

Though I am a witness to this practise, I do not support it in any way.
It's as bad as calling a spade an "implement".
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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)

Mainly listening to Hawkwind's first album.

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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)

The reason is?

(See what I done there?)
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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

No, it's moved onto "Be Yourself" now.

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Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

Watching shite on the telly and being bored.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)

Are you my wife?

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

I wish!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)

Hubba hubba! Yaroo!

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)

Leave her and we can be together.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)

may be here every Friday ruining your lives:
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue516/
now everyone do one
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

pfffft. top tip.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI
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JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI
JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

You know how you said I could come and play in your studio?
Was that a sexual thing?
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti. (Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti etc)
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti!
Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti.
JONTI Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti!
Jonti Jonti JONTI JONTI Jonti Jonti:
JONTI Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti,
JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti?
Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti,
Jonti Jonti JONTI:
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti JONTI:
JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti,
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti,
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti JONTI JONTI Jonti Jonti.
JONTI Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
JONTI Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti,
Jonti Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti!
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti,
Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti!
Jonti Jonti JONTI Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti:
JONTI Jonti,
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

I want to touch you

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

I'm not in it, ergo; Twat

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

I'd put you in mine.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

By that I mean
"I'd put mine in you"
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

Yes, indeed

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

I read this one.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

does it have any cows in it

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

Jonti Jonti Jonti! (Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti etc)
Jonti Jonti Jonti,
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti,
Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti,
Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti.
Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti!
Jonti Jonti Jonti!
Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti,
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti,
Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti!
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti;
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti.
Jonti Jonti Jonti:
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti?
Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti Jonti.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/untitled.jpg
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

full blown office lollorz

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

I don't know who jonti is.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

I NOT J

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

It feels a bit like joel veitch has been left behind by the internet and still does shit videos that used to be good purely because it was rare to see someone try to be funny on a video.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

I'm just jealous.
The end.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)

Shit mike, you can't just go around saying that Joel Veitch is shit and no longer relevant to the internet in any way whatsoever.
They stepped Bogus for that.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)

set your faces to stunned is physically threatening me ont he internet again
i reported him to the mods before but they didn't do anything and now i'm actually scared

what am i supposed to do now? leave 4eva?
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

shit in a letter and send it to him.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

Link us up and we'll mock him

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Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)

Or screenshot and shame.

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Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

he followed me around for a whole day
typing 'twat' to every thing i said once too, mods did nothing
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

Oh man, you get the shittest trolls. At least I had Ring Of Fire threatening to grass me up to my boss for fucking corpses.

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Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)

Surely that is the sort of thing that is worthy of a banning?
Like how Bou was threatening Bud and I think Hankster as well, wasn't she?
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)

here yare
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1527592
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

That's a shit internet death threat, even by QOTW standards.

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Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

jesus fucktards.
i am not going to migrate to offtopic ever.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

How spiteful

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

haha what a bunch of pedos

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)

i wish i didnt see that.
until now i thought b3ta was a happy place.
(augsav, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)

Contemplate why he'd want to harm you.

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

probably thinks he's you :(

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)

Jonti his tits off.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

what does this mean?

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

Inform the orthorities

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

i've tried to twice
every day he threatens me physically and they do fuck all about it
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

Inform the ornithologies

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

The mods position to this sort of thing would be to tell you to put him on ignore.
Because the mods are all ineffectual spineless fucking pricks.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)

thanks i don't want to put anyone on ignore tho

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)

Nor should you have to.
That's the internet equivalent of being told to pretend someone isn't punching you in the face.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)

excpet this guy is actually threatening to hurt me
he invited me to a pub last night and i think he was agonna beat me up
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)

The problem here is probably that they think you are a comedy account.
Have you gazzed someone specifically, or used the email link on the front page?
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)

i gazzed rob and manolith

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)

never had a gaz from you about any of this, you liar

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)

I bet you did, you were just too busy going round changing peoples' profiles and usernames.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)

pretty sure i gazzed you and rob about it weeks ago
he had me on ignore for a while but came back to get all worked up
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)

no wait it was just rob, i spoke to you about it here

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)

Having someone on ignore for no reason sounds just like rob.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)

oh dedd, still so bitter :'((((

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)

I actually feel kind of sorry for him.
It must be tough being so sensitive, online.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)

I don't think he has you on ignore at all, I think he's just trolling you now.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)

Nah, he's too shit for anything like that.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)

Threaten to make him a witches hat

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7444210
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

i've just seen the witch's hat controversy
y'all had deprived childhoods
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)

Sad times

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)

Why don't you just pretend to be six foot?
We're online after all.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

he's seen a photo of me stooping
i'm 6'3 and a half
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

THIS WEEK:
SBP!
SBP!
SBP!

=========

What b3tans have been up to this week:

SBP. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

Qotw: What is your favourite SBP?

A: ALL OF THEM THEY ARE THE BEST

Tip of the day:
Read SBP it's well good

Thanks to, SBP
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

Grapes

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

GRIZZPLOPS

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

I like this cause I made an sbp!!!
My life is complete.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

I like to think that the quality of SBPs is shooting right up now that I've been too lazy to do any

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

I'm going to do one this weekend Theo
Imagine that!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)

Aw man cool

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)

| :-/ | :-( | :-O===# |

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

Aw man this is going up now

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

I see what you mean, this is gold!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

It's stuff like this that has made me the rich fatcat that I am today
Now lick my boots, peasant
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

I just made a cum!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

Sometimes I think the child never existed at all

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fatpoof, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

That is what most of us thought from the start. Which made the steppings even more confusing.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

There was definitely no child.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

Stop bullying my imaginary dead child, Jacktion, I'm calling the mods

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fatpoof, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)

the steppings from the founder of sickipedia no less

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)

So we've got these scenarios:
a) the baby never existed = Friz is a prick
b) the baby never died = Friz is a prick
c) the baby was real, but really died, and Friz made it into an online joke = Friz is a prick.
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)

I'm not sure what conclusion to draw from all this

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

It's a) all the way man.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

I'm meeting Jonti next week
Anything you want me to ask him?
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

Just ask him to stop, please, just stop.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)

I like his stuff
It's better than Joel's at any rate.
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

I'll be honest here, I rarely read the newsletter, and I haven't watched any of Joel's or Jonti's videos in about five years.
I'm just jumping on this bandwagon.
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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

I mean, people seem to genuinely hate the pair of them, there must be some kind of reason.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

i thought they were the same person :(

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

They both lived with rob at some point

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

I have no idea here, I'm just typing what I see.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

It's possible that rob, jonti and joel are all the same person, I am just clean out of the loop on this whole thing.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)

Jonti: Weebl's Stuff (weebl & bob, magical trevor, badger badger badger)
Joel: Rather Good (dancing kittens, we like da moon, singing kittens EDIT: spangolin in a ham bikini)
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)

oh,
This answers my question. I used to like jonti, haven't seen any of his recent work. Has it become staid and trite like we all thought it would?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

Well there are always hit and misses with anything really.
I'd say judge for yourself.
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

Well then. I liked Weebl's Stuff when I was in school, I'd probably still like it now but I have no desire to open up a new tab and make an effort to type in a whole new url, that shit just ain't logical.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

Right now I'm all about reading seanbaby's stuff on cracked.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

Is seanbaby the one who took up Uwe Boll's boxing challenge but got turned down when it was revealed that he is all kinds of hard?

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)

I hadn't heard about that one, but yes. Yes he is.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)

Jonti: Amusing for five minutes if you're a 6th former or younger.
Joel: Shit.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

I thought we were talking about joel :(
I don't have much to say about jonti other than all my work colleagues seem to quote his videos non stop, which makes me hate him but that's not really his fault
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)

100% of the good content on weebl's stuff nowadays is made by people who are in no way Jonti.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)

I ain't been to the site for years
Last thing I think I saw was that cat face stuff that he used to pump out
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)

which one did the shit krusha advert?
And what does the other one do?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)

I was unaware that they were different people.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)

I posted something here but I just realised we're talking about a different person to whom I thought we were talking about
This is a cool story but I thought I'd better say something. Lots of love, regards, Theobn.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

Hey Theoban. Hey.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

Hey JackAction
Heeeeyyyyyy
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

Well that's that then I guess
I'm going home. Enjoy your weekend whatever you end up doing.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)

Did I break it?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

may contain traces of shit
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue515/
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

Why do you bother living?

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

Hi Rob.
Tell me I can go sledging tomorrow.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

What do YOU think of /talk, rob?

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

What I don't understand, right, is why /offtopic exists.
Surely /talk is the same thing.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

I thought talk was /offmeds

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

I think offtopic, purely as a message board, is far better than /talk.
It's just full of uncreative, largely unfunny house whales.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

But ignoring the users, they're the same thing.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

Well except offtopic is more of a forum and we're more of a message board and they can post pictures.
Apart from those massive differences, you're right.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

My point is that this place is off topic
Nothing to do with pictures, or QOTW, or links, so surely, we're offtopic...
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

Oh I thought you were comparing the two boards.
If you're talking about why the boards are 'named' as they are I really couldn't give a fuck.
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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

not named.
Just the POINT of having two "off topic" boards alludes me.
Yeah they're different, but what's the POINT?!
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

For people who can't handle talk to post on offtopic and vice versa.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

But it's pretty stupid to just keep adding boards to a website isn't it.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

Not really, most of them have been necessary, including offtopic.

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mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

That's the best bit of the newsletter

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

What do YOU think of Personality Horse, rob?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

Only traces? I want my money back.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

What do YOU think of Lego, rob?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

why is /talk not represented in the newsletter?

(augsav, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

yes it is, windy pig is in it
"Afternoon - was just looking at your link for 'My Oink Button' in the newsletter"
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

does it have any cows in it

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

omg not again :(((

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

What do YOU think of minges, rob?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

Fuck's sake
EVERY fucking week...
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

Why the fuck does he do this?
We all know where the newsletter is, if we wanted to waste a couple of minutes we can easily find it.
Why does he torture us like this TH, why?
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)

Because he's a big twat, that's why

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

Unless I'm in it

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

Nope, he's a twat

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

pssst. it's half term next week.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

*hulks up*
*smashes all the things*
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

it's all too upsetting.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)

What do YOU think of people spamming their shit all over the place then fucking off without bothering to converse with anyone, rob?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

What do YOU think of a healthy diet and plenty of exercise, rob?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

There's a newsletter?
You should have told us before.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

What do YOU think of replacing various parts of savoury dishes with chips, rob?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

a witch's hat is an ice cream cone with a cola rocket lolly jammed upside down in the top
i was starting to suspect it was just a portsmouth thing but now i don't know WHAT to think
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)

He went to public school Manolith
He's not like us normal people
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)

what

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)

I've lived in portsmouth and I have no idea what he's on about

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

same here,
I reckon he's been spending too much time with balders.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

christ, that sounds too sweet even for a glaswegian.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

Oh my
Maybe it is a Portsmoouth thing then...It had never occurred to me before.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

nerp.
essex had them as well.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

Portsmouth and Essex
Well if that isn't an excellent advetisement for a Witch's Hat then I don't know what is
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

How are you supposed to eat it?
Doesn't the wooden stick get in the way?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

What do YOU think of gonzo shitting in a carrier bag, rob?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI JONTI
ITNOJ
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

Rob, can you answer one of baldmonkey's questions please.
He'll just keep going until you do.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

I especially would like to know Rob's thoughts on JONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTI
JONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTI
JONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTI
JONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTIJONTI
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

He won't tell us though, he's such a frisbee adam.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

I don't fuck dogs,
And I love twohats and Theoban very very much.

What don't you fuck, and who do you love rob?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)

Aw, lovely
But going forward, pleae capitalise my name and put a space between the Two and the Hats. KTHXBAI
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)

alright
T_woH_ats
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

:'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

awww, dont be sad mumpso,
You're my BOKKO! kin, I love you very very VERY much.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

\o/

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

What do YOU think about Baldmonkey spending all of his money on Lego men with gay abandon, Rob?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

Baldmonkey abandoned his gay son because of lego?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

DOG SEXER!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

well,
I did your mum!

ZING!!!!!
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

Well you got me there
She is hideously ugly!LOL!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

is it true he steals his wife's money to spend on nerf guns?

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

~~wife's money to spend on nerf guns~~ friends wife's dildo to pleasure himself then punches holes in walls

Yes, all true
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

He's worse than the square root of Hitler.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

BIG HAIRY BOLLOCKS!
BULGING HIRSUTE PLUMS!
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fatpoof, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

WINDY PIG IS AFRAID TO LOVE

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

Aren't we all, Two 'ats, aren't we all?

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

Twats?

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

Apart from dogs.
No stopping him loving dogs.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

You fucking love them.
Do you reckon appropriate pubic sculpting could leave a gentlemen's vegetables looking dapper?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

Tits are awesome.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

Do you know what? I love boobies as well
I reckon even if I was a gayer I'd still like boobs.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

Yeah, definitely.
I get to play with boobies tonight.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

i've got stones like a fucken boss

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

Moo, there's been some top /talking today.
How do you propose to ruin that, like the diseased social reject all homos are?
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

save it for woman's hour, martha

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

FUCK THAT SHIT!
I GOT THE ROBOT!
also the butcher
BUT MOSTLY THE ROBOT!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

~~ROBOT~~ MANGE
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

Beep boop. Who wants a hug?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)

Alright, but I've been outside and I'm cold

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Man-minge?

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

NO YOU GOT THE BAD AIDS.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

and then baldmonkey was a zombie

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)

*robo-huggles*

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)

UP YOURS!
I'VE GOT THE ROBOT.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)

LEGO IS FOR CHILDREN.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

Fuck off, you retard.
What sort of bullshit way is that to live your life?
"Oh, I'm not going to do anything I enjoy or that makes me happy because it might be childish."
Like it fucking matters. Fuck off.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)

whoa there, balders.
don't take your anger at your wasted life out on ME. you fat knacker.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

F.A.B.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

:(
shall we have a snog instead?
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)

hello!!!!!

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

pigsy, why on earth have you got a chihuahua?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)

I live with a girl,
and although she is normally a rock and roll hell raiser, she has a soft spot for the small and furry things. Also it's really fuckin cute.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

what is it called?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

Harley,
but not because of the motorbikes, because ladypig loves Harley Quinn, a villain from a popular comic strip called "The Bat Man"
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)

Yeah
Sure she does
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

At least tell people that it's named after Harley Race, WP. Claim back your testicles.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

I don't think Handsome Harley Race would appreciate having a frankly silly little dog named after him,
and even at his old age could probably still bust my head.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)

That's King Harley Race to you

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

yeah,
sorry.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

Does she want to lez off with the dog and pretend it's Harley Quinn?
Does she want you to fuck the dog while you pretend it's Harley Quinn and your girlfriend has a wank over you fucking the Harley Quinn dog? I'm fairly certain your girlfriend is a sex pervert and she wants you to fuck a dog.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

not just any dog either
a TINY WEE INFANT DOG.

SICK.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

She wants him to fuck the dog and tear it in half and then she'll stick her face in the jizzy torn-up dog and shout "I'M THE SEX JOKER EATING OUT HARLEY QUINN"

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

we should tell the rspca really

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

So what you're saying is
WINDY PIG WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH A CHILD DOG EVERYONE!!! PAEDOBESTIALITY!!!!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

And he wants to blame his girlfriend.
He is the Ian Huntley of the dog sex world, and she is his Maxine Carr.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

GET WINDY PIG OFF FACEBOOK!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

Why? :(
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

Nah, you're alright you are
FOR A SEX FIEND!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

these mortal kombat finishers have gone too far

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

can you change the internet so I never mentioned my stupid dog?

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)

Aw
I love you WP. I love you so goddamned much.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

this is the only reasonable conclusion

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be that Windy Pig wants to fuck a dog.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

And not even a straight dog, at that.

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

No thanks, bro.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

Because you've turned out to be the sort of massive dullard that won't do things they've decided are for kids.
I'll never forgive you for this almighty F.A.B.
Unless you send me a picture of your minge.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

alright, bm. i'll come clean with you.
i can't do lego. i just can't. i'm rubbish at it. therefore i have decided that it is rubbish.

*runs off crying*
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)

I end up making a square house
and that's pretty much it. I suck at Lego too.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

it makes me angrysad.
everyone else was always making helicopters and motorbikes and scale models of reactor 4 at chernobyl. and there was me, with my liberace hair (a story for another time), forlornly sticking sixers to a big flat green one. fuck my life.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

i followed the recipes and then felt pleased.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

I don't get it.
Give me some cardboard or clay and I can make loads of stuff. I think Lego is too square.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

You aren't so cool yourself.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

BOOM!
https://sites.google.com/site/legonativity/home
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

this is brilliant
I'm especially happy that all your angels are cylons.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)

and baby jesus yoda is a nice touch too

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)

They aren't cylons. Soz.
They are the big scary battle droids from Star Wars
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

ohhh
they look a bit like cylons
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

yes

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)

i had that duplo dog in sheet 6
he was a ...postman?
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)

are half the pages meant to be blank or is it not loading properly?

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

the images aren't loading
I can only see them with my hoverzoom extension
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

i just thought it was really lazy

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

THis is a shame.
It was fine before christmas.
:(
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

i get reddexes because of the work filter.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

Yeah.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

You fucking spastic

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

We have creationary at ours
You get a little card that tells you what to build then you have to make it out of LEGO and then all your friends call you an idiot for building something that doesn't look like what's on the card

I got 'kelp' on one of my rounds
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

We have that.
I like the idea of the game but it doesn't quite work.
I might do a film one, but everyone builds at once and you get 15 minutes or summink.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)

It was a bit shit until we put a time limit (depending on how hard the card was) in
Then it got a bit more exciting and we had fun
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

oh jesus oh god
i somehow read the subject line as you'll clean your minge for him.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

i don't clean my minge for just ANYONE, baybee.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

So, do I get a photo or what?

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

I'm so fucking horny right now my broom on is typing this message

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)

I mean,
what use is a clean minge to anyone?
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

I don't see the point of scrubbing the curtains if I'm just going to walk in and shit everywhere anyway

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

broom on
I miss DG :(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

broomin' in are harts 4eva

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

*licks fingertips and smooths down eyebrows*

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

novelty kissing method!

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

You want to see how I give love bites

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

?
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

he looks like a startled tortoise.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

officelol

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/tort.jpg
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)

SUCCESS!

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

Officelol 2: The Repeat!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)

You flaming minge.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

You can't be THAT desperate?

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

Because you don't love me :'(

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

Hey, my love's not enough for you now? :(

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

i'm just going to hand this one over to you now, mono. ok?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

That's not like you to walk away from an opportunity to run an old, tired argument into the fucking ground.
Are you feeling alright, darling?
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

look you were being alright earlier.
you even stimulated a little internal smile.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)

If I had you say this to me, Binky, I think I'd leave for a while and think long and hard about who I am...
Or throw myself under a bus.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)

humphmumblemumbleshewasbeingmeanfirstmumble
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)

she was just rejected by 2 out of the 4 /talkers who replied.
that's quite an adverse reaction for a girl on the internet.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

shhhhhhh.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

it's alright janet no worries they're all fat truckers anyway.
at least you go outside.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

er they obviously truck indoors.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

haha
REALOFFICELOL!
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

Thing is right.
I've never seen you, but I probably would let you suck me off.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

I feel bad now.
I will buy her lego to say sorry
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

crap er me it was me who deserved presents

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

Oh okay Binks *gives box of lego to Binky instead*

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

ta

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

Seriously,
Why do you bother?
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)

~~children~~ people with an imagination
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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

~~children~~ ~~people with an imagination~~ cats
27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw23hgGs8w1qapxx6o1_500.jpg
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

and how much money have you wasted on this shit

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

LOADS!

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)

I HAD TWO STATUE OF LIBERTYS BUT I PUT ONE ON THE LEGO CALENDAR ON CRAIG'S DESK.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

THIS ONE:
shop.lego.com/en-US/Brick-Calendar-853195
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

WANT!

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

i could write numbers on a bunch of charity shop legos and get the same effect.
WHAT A WASTE of time and money.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

:(

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

Not like your HAT.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

which hat? i have about 70. over 60 were gifts/inheritances

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)

CASE CLOSED.
I WIN.
LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

haha

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

Christ
I've only got two. Well three really.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

i have ...2 summer wedding hats, 2 smart winter felt hat, and a trilby that can't be crushed.
then a couple of sunhats and any number of berets/newboy hats/bobble hats and a couple of furry beasts, all bundled into an ikea bag.

maybe i'll do a 365 days of me in hats and wigs. donations welcome. don't tell my boy that i said i want more hats. he wants me to clear them out.
send hats
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)

Wow, impressive
I'm down to two black beanies, and a fat guy hat.

Manolith has had his hand inside one of my hats...Imagine that!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

oh gosh i feel faint

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

what's a fat guy hat?
I have a woolly hat, 2 cowboy hats, and a big 10 gallon stetson, oh, and a flat cap that I don't think I've ever worn.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

i'm imagining a sort of knitted humpty dumpty

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

It's exactly like this
2.bp.blogspot.com/_pYnNXvcyZso/TD3SY7Gj42I/AAAAAAAAACc/3cK-t9XLViA/s1600/fat_homer_simpson-1083.gif

I don't ever wear it because...well...it's ridiculous.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

What's a 10 gallon stetson if not a cowboy hat?

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

GOOD QUESTION

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)

well, yeah,
it is, but the other ones are those leather ones you see goths wearing who want to not get wet, but refuse to carry an umbrella.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

Hmmm
Ok, I guess I can let this one slide....for now *narrows eyelids*
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

but anyway why have two black beanies?
i don't allow duplicates in MY, superior, collection
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

The second one was bought in Disney land
It was colder than I thought it would be and I didn't pack a hat.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

you'd better send me the spare. i have an opening.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

Pfft
opening
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

Is your trilby made of iron?
Also is it actually a trilby or one of these STUPID "trilby's" that kids seem to wear these days
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

i mean that must not be crushed. those 5 are my separate hats that live alone.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

I need a new trilby, mines a little dirty, I love it though.
I stick things in the band.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

~~the band~~ my willyhole.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

Have you ever seen peehole porn?
It's fucking horrible
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

nope but i did read a detailed story of a guy who stuck a flower in it
and the stem had tiny hairs which basically tore up his lining on removal.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

GEEEEEAARRRRRGGHHH!!!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

can you stretch one willy out and put another willy inside it?
if so, can you then get boners going in opposite directions, and see which one breaks first?
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

GAAAAEEEGGGHHHHHHHHH.
for the love of God binkum, go wash your brain out.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

It's called docking.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

winner stays on?

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

lolol

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

I've heard of this being done
I guess it's technically possible, albeit quite dangerous. You'd need lots of stretching practise first I reckon.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

or a really thin dick.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

what's the world record skinny penis?

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

I'm not searching for that now
I'm at work
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

wait, what??

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)

People doing things to their own, or their partners whistle holes
It's unbelievable. You can buy very slim dildos for this precise purpose.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

Something like this I imagine
NSFW and unpleasant.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

I'm in the office and as such cannot click this link
I can, however, wait for everyone else's response to it
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

Fifteen dollars??
Christ
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

Where's MONO?
MONO will want to know that I GOT THE ROBOT.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

FUCKING CUNT

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

Congratulations.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)

~~ROBOT~~ POISON
~~butcher~~ remedy
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Lord Gnome, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)

HAHAHA!
I'VE POSED HIM LIKE HE IS MARCHING!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

Have you seen all the previous series robots?

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

Yes.
No. One. Innit.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Prick.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

you got the poison AND the rhythmical remedy?
lucky you.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

You mother fucker
I need both
theyre 2 of the best
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

IMMA STOP BUYING THEM NOW.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)

Can I have all the ones you don't want please? thanks.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

NO!
GET TO FUCKING HERPES.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

I have only 50 minifigs on my desk I need more

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Holy shit.
All mine just end up in the Lego box at home.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

I'm not allowed to play with all my childhood lego.
Apparently my mum says, it's "being saved for my grandchildren"
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

Stupid whore

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

Me and brother's childhood lego is all in one box at my parents' house.
He wanted to take some with him when he moved to New Zealand, but I said it was fairer if we leave it at mum and dad's so we can both pop round whenever we want to play with it.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

I managed to liberate my childhood lego from my Mum's house
It really was the only way
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)

I might have to adopt something so that I get the Lego before my brother does.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

Smuggle it out one brick at a time.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

Genius.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

my mum has all our pirate lego in a box in the small loo room.
one of my friends had 2 brothers, and they had a full lego town in their shed - police station, airport, fire station, schools and offices and houses....

when we were about 18 we ventured back in for the first time in years, and it was all pristine (all the little men paused in their lives and pretended to be toys again) until one of the cocks who was at the party took the plane and smashed it into buildings till all was rubble.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)

Oh dear.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

HA!
WINTIEMS!
Now they get to start over.
I'd like to do that. But once it was built I'd be bored of it. It's the making it that's the most fun.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

When the guys at work want a specific one, they send me to get it.
I don't like wasting money and getting lots of the same, I never get doubles.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

Jesus, if only you could direct this level of skill towards something worthwhile
Just imagine what you could achieve, little Mono!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

I know right!
my CV lists various MMOs and my ability to find minifigures
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

I'll tell you what you haven't got, and that's the respect of your children.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

I really wish the people I work with would stop saying pacific instead of specific.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

south pacific
spouth sapific
pouth specific
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)

How do you afford all of this useless shit?
Or should I not ask?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

It may be slightly useless, but at least it's not pointless.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

How is it not pointless?

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

Because it's Lego.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)

Don't let mongy find out about it.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

It is pointless.
Everything is pointless.
The only meaning any object or action has is the one you bestow on it. Nothing inherently has meaning.
Doesn't mean you can't enjoy playing with lego.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

I don't really play with it.
I just collect.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

Loser.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)

EVERYTHING is pointless.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

*points*

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

*whips willy out*
Even this?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

ESPECIALLY that.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

My Mum says it's the most handsome one at school

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

.....

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't agree with the tourism effect but they ARE pocket sized.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

I'm not certain that this has answered my question
but let's just assume that it has
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

This guy does some interesting toys
www.flickr.com/photos/suckadelic/
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

They certainly are interesting.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

WELL I LIKE THEM!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

I like them too,
but then, I own a morris minor and a chihuahua. How does that make you feel.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

Not as nauseous as you might think
You coming down to the glorious south coast this year?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

hopefully,
Were going to venture down this weekend, but might wait till the middle of next week, see if the weather perks up.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

Yeah, it's a bit cold

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

Exactly,
Is there still a walkabout on guildhall walk? I broke my leg in there.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)

Yeah, I think it's still there
How did you break your leg?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

I was air guitaring on one of the pedestals by the DJ booth,
and decided to jump off and land on my knees like a real rock and roll hero. Didn't go so well due to the fact I had drunk at least baldmonkey's weight in booze.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)

Wow...and as we know, he is monstrously overweight
No, that probably wasn't one of your finest hours
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)

probaly not

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

FALSE
it got turned into a 'stadium' bar. then it closed down
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

Oh!
Well there we are
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

I am a fucking robot,
Bleeop bloop blorp blip bleep.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

*claps along*

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

Also,
bloop bleep bloop blorp bleeby bleeb
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

are you a sex robot?

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

put your piston in my engine bay big boy.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

piston and sex should never be mentioned in the same conversation
Ever
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

you want to fuck a robot or not

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

is it a lego robot?

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

sure, why not.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

then yes please, i'd like two sixers and a fourer to slip my willy into

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

Yes! YES!!!
!_AAAAAHAHA^HAHAHAAA_AAA!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

WAHT ROBOT?

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

It's lego Quinten,
calm down.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

I LIKE LEGO

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

me too quinten,
I've started work on a lego/scalectrix race course in our spare room.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

i got army lego the other day

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

No such thing.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

SHUT UP

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)

That sounds like fun

(Kid Presentable, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

WAIT!!

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

Yes?

(Kid Presentable, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)

nah, it's all right.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

You're the boss!

(Kid Presentable, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)

Hey KP

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

Hi TH

(Kid Presentable, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

Wow....quick reply

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)

probably got one of those super buttons off old game controllers hooked up to his F5.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

now, if you really love the robot, you must set it free

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Lightguy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

i this the bit where he hugs the robot so hard that he crushes it's weak lego head?
and then twohats shoots him.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)

Oh please let it be that bit

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)

Ahaha
I just got an email from Friends Reunited asking me to drop by and check out the ALL NEW site
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

Oh man, that is the saddest thing. I still get occasional emails from myspace.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)

It is a little tragic
I think Friends Reunited and MySpace live in little town in Disney's Cars. Every now and again they jump out and say 'No, we're still going! And we work! Come and have a look! Please?'
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

OH WAIT HOLD ON
do you mean the minifigure? THAT LOOKS SOOOO COOOL OMG

I liked all the other series more than THIS ONE tho
(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

When I read your posts I read it in the voice of 'Bitch Stewie' from Family Guy
I hope at least one person knows who I'm talking about here
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

i know who you mean, i don't know whether to be happy or sad

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)

Don't be sad
Watch this puppet *marionettes*
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)

gonna see the muppets soon!

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

hi

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

everyone is bullying me.
Will you be nice?
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

what is up little pigglington

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

cool I'm glad we had this chat

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

Leave it, it ain't worth it
I told him I loved him earlier....nothing.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

OH FUCK
I've just realised it's sodding half term next week. FUCK IT!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)

Eggs?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)

Bleurgh
I've come down with some kind of cold. Went to bed freezing hot last night, I gargled with TCP this morning for the sore throat, just feel a bit sick now. I'm not at work like I might have been.

What have you come down with some kind of of?
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)

I don't come down, I get down.
*boogies*
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

I have to do a course on IPv6
and it's mandatory.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

at least it's not manflutory

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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

Oh man, that would be the worst
To say the very least
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

You put the MAN in MANdatory

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)

*flexes mighty guns*

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

We're discussing Zombie Pigs.
It's all rather interesting.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

You are?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)

Not anymore.
But we were.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

Outstanding

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

I've come down with a severe case of jolly syndrome
I have two weeks to live
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)

nothing, i ma invincible

(quentin to the 12 people ignoring me: I DON'T EVENCARE :'(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)

I have a cold which is threatening to ruin my weekend if I'm not careful.

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

tcp gargling for the germs
comfort food for dinner*, then a bowl of fresh fruit for health, a pint of water before bedtime, and a cool dark room with plenty of blankets for a good sleep.

*mash
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

Eat water, drink blankets, have dark cold fruit, sleep in mash. Got it.

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)

that caused me to make a small mirthful sound
may god have mercy on us all
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)

i'm not proud of myself, mono

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

I do have a cold, though.
I was going to do a big flowery comparison between my health-humour symbiosis and the morning sun melting away the frost.

But then I thought "pfft, GAAAAAY"
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

~~I do have a cold, though.~~
~~was going to do a big flowery comparison between my health-humour symbiosis and the~~ ' morning sun melting away the frost.

But then I thought "pfft, "
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)

Can't see closer without my head hurting. You'll have to translate this for me.
I guarantee the joke won't be any worse for you explaining it though.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

Look, I don't want to cause offence here, but I can't imagine many people are going to forget the allegations.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

Woah, what allegations?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

Clearly you've forgotten.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)

Clearly!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

Was MGT thinking sexy thoughts about you bm?

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)

All I'll say, and again, I don't want to cause anyone any offence, all I'll say is that I wasn't there.
She knows who was and I'll leave the rest to her and her conscience.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)

i have come down with a bad case of WOO IT'S FRIDAY.
gargel with salt water and aspirin - it'll help your throat.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

FUCKING FRIDAY!
*streaks through the office*
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)

TCP is good stuff,
we don't keep aspirin in the house
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

FUCK YEAH TOM CAT'S PISS

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

I've got a bad case of having a whole weekend off, fuck yer.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)

JackActionSaysFuckYer.mov

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

In fact
JackActionSaysFuckOff.mov has had 40 views. I think that's enough of a fanbase to start production on JackActionSaysFuckOff.mov The Movie
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

Starring Pauly Shore as JackAction.
Also starring Kevin Kline because, hey, whatever happened to Kevin Kline?
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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

JackActionSaysFuckOff.mov II: The Klumps?

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)

a bad case of reading guardian comments
"You have omitted to mention the South African koeksister, a plaited doughnut soaked in syrup so sweet that even my brother-in-law (who has been known to scoff 12 Krispy Kremes in one sitting) balked at eating just one. Also don't get me started on vetkoek - a less sweet version of the koeksister but topped with curried mince. Bleurgh!"
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

I can't believe that in almost an hour no-one has anything to say about mince on doughnuts, this board has changed

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)

Oh man this has reminded me to text my girlfriend and have her buy me a Krispy Kreme doughnut. Thanks, vladimir.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)

a mince doughnut I expect

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)

bleuurgh.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

mite b cool

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

It's basically a South African version of a pasty isn't it?
If you want full-on unhealthy and nasty, you still have to go a long way to beat the Luther Burger.

Om nom nom nom nom.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

they can really be a handful when they're
caught
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

Splendid work
FP this now.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

africhef.com/WILDEBEESKASTAIINGS.html
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Lord Gnome, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

BEES?

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

beads

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)

6

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)

i saw the black keys last night
screw all y'all
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

I saw them this morning and they said you were shit

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)

yeah, they said they were going to tell you that
because you've been getting all pouty about how much time we've been spending together
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

I see them every time I'm in me bedroom
the white keys too
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

Well we've now got Pi-keys around our area, so NEEEER

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

pikelets? They're them little crumpets aren't they?
Thanks for sharing
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

it's not UToL!
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)

Who's a utol?

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)

Upside-down Take Off and Landing?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

Until today I've never heard about pikelets
Thanks Theoban. Ththeoban
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)

You'd never heard of pikelets
You've never seen Quadrophenia (or even heard of it)...what next Frisbee?
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

He's never seen Quadrophenia?
For shame
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

Look, if you've never seen it, that's fine
For many reasons, lots of people have not seen lots of films. BUT HE'D NEVER HEARD OF IT!!!!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

I've defended Frisbee many times, and I consider to him to be a good person
but this is beyond the pale.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

why have you jettisoned your sexy name?

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

I wasn't feeling it, Manolith
Not in a very sexy mood
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

I am, however, on the look out for a new sig

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)

'This isn't what I ordered...'

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)

"EDDACHE WROTE A BOOK SEE HIS PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM"

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

attorney-at-lol

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

I don't understand these kids James
He's probably no idea who Tommy is or why he's good at pinball either
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

I'm feeling a SBP coming on Theo

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

Ah, now that I do know.
I even adapted it to make it a song about beer pong. Aren't I clever?
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

...
You're the worst, you know that right? You're the Post Office of people
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)

I only did it for a laugh, theo.
I didn't actively think 'hey this is a great song I wonder how I can really fuck it up?'
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)

I'm nice really.....

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

You are
I acknowledge this fact
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

D'aww, you're the BEST
Now make me a comic.
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)

It will have to wait
I have a good idea, but I'm at work and I'm missing some...apparatus
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)

I'll need your address if you want one of my old frisbees.

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)

oh noe it's almost as though there are too many things in the world for everyone to have all knowledge.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

alright guys stop making fun of frisboy
mummy binky is here and it's time for bed an no supper
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

-.-

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

soz mam I dint mean it

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

I NO RITE?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

so NEEEER, and yet so far

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)

ooooh!
get you, captain pianobedroom!
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

Able to tinkle the ivories in a single bound!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

I moved it in there over the weekend cos I hated having to go to the Main Room to play, and I worried it was bothering The Flatmates
It's well ace now, proper chuffed
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

Can you play 'Lady Madonna'?
If you can, I'll sleep with you. No questions asked.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)

I haven't ever tried to play Lady Madonna
But yeah, probably, if I had the music
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)

Awesome
You find the music, I'll start thinking about how I'm going to explain all of this to my wife.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)

It's nice that you are trying to share her culture.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH! DO YOU SEE WHAT I DUN!!!!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

you're using your insider knowledge of me to make borderline racist jokes!

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

LOLLIES!

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)

you know what a 'witch's hat' is, right?

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

NO.
WHAT?
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

Are they any relation to Alicia Keys?
Hey, whatever happened to Alicia Keys?
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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

she ran off with Kevin Klein

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)

I hope they have a good life together, they deserve happiness.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

Weirdly I pictured a bunch of keys that were all black
As opposed to the seemingly much more obvious piano reference.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

ditto. the piano thing never occurred to me until theoban's post
he's enriched my life AGAIN
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

He's easily the best one here
And he should be rewarded as such. What's the polar opposite of banning someone? Whatever it is, do that.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

MAKE HIM NEVER LEAVE
STEAL HIS SOUL AND CODE IT RIGHT INTO THE SITE
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

I'm happy with this
Should we put it to a vote? No, probably not worth it. Manolith, MAKE IT SO!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)

I want to be involved in this subthread but have nothing to say about keys

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

mon-keys?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

~~-keys~~ o
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

I just let out a tiny chuckle

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

I bought some sandwiches last night for 9p and I'm eating them right now
Imagine that!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

I want a new uke now you wanker, dispite not having played mine for 6 months

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

Don't shoot the messenger
The sexy, sexy messenger
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

NINE PEE?!
where from?
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)

The Tesco petrol station on Copnor Road
Sell by date was yesterday.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

THRIFT!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

tesco reduced stuff is mad
i bought some naan bread from there for 1p once
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)

She comes home with all sorts of stuff sometimes
She bought 4 cauliflowers for 5p each once.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)

that's cheaper than adopting from romania

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)

Cold
I've got a bit of a dribbly nose and a smoker's cough, which is pretty poor for someone who doesn't smoke.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

i hear you smoke the occasional pole

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

poor grry

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

You don't? What are you, SCARED OR SUMFIN?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)

Erm,
HOW did I miss my 10th B3taday on here? Not only that, but the very day was the 15th anniversary of me living in Brighton.

I think I've just answered my own question there.

I am also watching a programme about how they make postboxes.
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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:10, archived)

Brighton

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:12, archived)

I've never been there, is it as spectacular as they say it is?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)

not since I moved here, no.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:14, archived)

No it's horrible you definitely wouldn't like it and you should stay away.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

I keep mistaking his username for yours

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

mee to

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

it's upsetting, isn't it?

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

Would you like me to change my name to something else?
Edit: I'm not going to. Hope this helps.
Edit2: I'm not fucking off either. Soz love you x
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)

Back to something normal and stop changing it.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)

do what you like
be the master of your own destiny, or some shit
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)

Why don't you just fuck off entirely?

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)

these are three great suggestions, which one are you going to go for

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)

can we have a recap from our graham?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

Back to something normal and stop changing it.

( MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:46, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply)
do what you like
be the master of your own destiny, or some shit
( manolust, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:48, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Why don't you just fuck off entirely?

( BraynDedd is being bullied by the mods :(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:51, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)

great! you've chosen to fuck off entirely!
well you and your choice of fuck off entirely are going to have a HIGH chance to get to know each other better...because we are sending you on a helicopter flight in the skies above Dudley!
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)

bagsy follow behind in the apache and launch the heat-seeking missile!

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)

terrible bullying.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

Me three.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

Our posting style is very similar I must admit.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)

it's like you were separated at mirth

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

wahey!

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)

I lol'd then I did a :(

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)

I was considering moving there at one point, it's amazing, a culonary dream.

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

See, that one could mean one of two things with you.
Do you mean culinary or colonary?
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)

Haha, The food one.

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)

culinary - food goes in
colonary - food leaves
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)

food leaves?
you mean like, lettuce?
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)

I'm amazed you aren't a lot fatter.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

I'm amazed you aren't a lot virginer.

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)

It's surprising isn't it.
I've probably had more sex than you've had rabies.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)

i might make* pizza
*buy a pizza base and a toppping.

what toppings might i really love? no raisins or mushrooms.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)

If I may offer a suggestion?
Instead of a tomato base, use pesto. Then have chicken and mushroom as toppings, then cover it in cheese. You shan't regret it.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)

I LOVE PESTO BUT BUT BUT
you have missed the point of my last 4 words :(
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)

i could do chicken... and SWEETCORN

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)

and chilli

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)

not with pesto are you maaaaad?

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

No.
Chillis go with EVERYTHING.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)

oh god are you my ex

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)

I'd love to have given you one.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)

and....RED ONION

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)

hmmmm.
maybe roasted with some bell pepper?

OH OH roasted peppers, spinach, goats cheese and pesto! my favourite middle-class-pizza-that-sainsburys-stopped-selling!
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

You've just hit the jackpot little lady
Man, I really want that now
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)

goats cheese tastes like sick.
you're welcome.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)

Oh Janet
So precious, yet so very wrong
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)

goats cheese is sweet and salty and delicious.
i am envious of your sick.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)

you forgot the meat, silly

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)

meat is what OTHER people feed me.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

*penis joke*

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)

oh you dreadful opportunist
*which is what she would have said, had her mouth not been full. or something.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

Oh yes, apologies
Why don't you like mushrooms? You're missing out Binks.

But yes, sweetcorn would be good I guess. You could always use baby sweetcorn...nice and crunchy.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)

i do try, mr hats, from time to time.
raw, cooked in soups, fried, in stews and lasagnes and i just (1) don't like the flavour and (2) don't like the texture.

fresh, i like to play with them, the soft, cool, firm, smooth flesh, the earthy smell... but in my mouth they should not go. NO.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:03, archived)

Fair enough
A lot of people don't like the texture. I love 'em myself.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)

*mushroom fives*

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)

they're either rubbery or slimy or somehow both
and they taste of my imaginary flavour that mud and slugs would have

and yet i love chopping them up and tearing them apart and stroking their feathery gills.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)

They are a beautiful and tactile thing
Do you also like playing with japanese mushrooms? Shiitake are nice to handle.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)

i can't afford such an expensive habit.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

If you use baby sweetcorn, if you use a manderlin at it's thickest setting and slice it length ways, you'd get really pretty slightly crunchy slightly sweet strips.

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)

I do that at least once a week =)
You can get these packets of mixed chopped mediterainian vegtables, normally they got corgettes, red onion, peppers and a few other bits that I can't remember. They're great on top of a pizza.
Also, you can use any pasta sauce as a base, and spice it up with some Very Lazy Garlic/Chili, maybe some rosmary, in a pestol'n'morta.
Mixed packets of sliced meats are good too. If your'e going to use buffalow motzerella, then cook the base for 5 minutes first or it gets soggy.
Rather than a pizza base, get a flat garlic bread or to be honest, any flat bread.
Make it so for all the ingredients, you have some of them exposed to go crispy.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)

0o0o0oh, and I like emmingtile cheese on it too

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)

HOLY MOLES HOW DID I MISS THIS ACE REPLY
thanks gonz.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

Hey gonz, your username made me want a cheesecake, so today I am buying one.
Stay tuned for another thrilling installment of The Life of Bryan.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)

are you really a bryan?

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)

no.
he's a glenys.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)

Can you get peanutbutter and banoffee cheeesecake? I've been palnning to make one for years nwo.

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)

But hold on, bryan isn't your username.

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

it's a great place.
UToL lets his place out to tourists. just show up any time, day or night. he'll welcome you with open arms!
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)

I considered opening a gift shop at my house
That way people can have a memento of their stay. Keyrings, pencils, snow globes, that sort of thing.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)

Oh gee thanks UTol!

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)

you are, of course, the exception to the invitation.

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

He'll welcome you with open arms...
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

He'll welcome you with open arms...*
* disclaimer: unless you turn up in a lycra bodysuit holding a frisbee and talking about america a lot.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)

And they say you can't flog a dead horse :|

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

it's not my fault you're socially retarded.
and actually retarded.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

is this going to degenerate into another one of those threads where you can't decide whether you hate animals or people more

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)

I love both in equal measures, you know that

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)

Adam should prepare him a lovely jizzbee. Everyone likes gifts from their guests.

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Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

This was on the wall of a friend of mine, who lives there.
I am mean sometimes: img51.imageshack.us/img51/4153/poihc.jpg
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)

haha.
the evening star is a great pub with microbrewed beer. i got VERY drunk there. and the brighton tavern is fantastic.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

I'm sure it has lots of great pubs. Is it the Evening Star that makes Dark Star beers? Lovely stuff.
But I love that last comment asking where 'The Crossed Poi' is... :)
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)

YES.
the crossed poi did make me laugh. poi is like a smaller version of dogs on strings.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

I would dearly love to see someone using the very tiniest kind of dogs-on-strings
as poi. That would cheer me greatly.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)

especially if they were on fire.
windy pig's got a stupid dog. perhaps he could give us a lend of it?
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

I like Brighton
it's like someone took all London's hippies and crusties and put them in one place, with a healthy sprinkling of gays.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)

I'm not allowed in Brighton, the ex's parents live just near there so I can't go to that entire region
Sad times frisboy
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)

It's like London.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

But more beach.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

And more colour.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

Racist

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

Go fuck yourself.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

Can't, need help.
Can you be that help?
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

No

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)

~~Go on, you wanted to be a frisbee player before, why don't you want to help now?~~ No you didn't, Quentin did. I may have mistaken you for him
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

Honestly, go away.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

i love you, mono! wanna cyber?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)

Sure.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)

k.
zebratits@gmail.com
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)

Shame :(
www.b3tards.com/u/0fcb2734f07769c5925f/zebra.jpg
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)

It has a good guitar shop

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)

The MASSIVE one?

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)

It's pretty big I guess
I'm thinking of GAK on North Road
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

I've not been there enough to know road names.
or cared enough even.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

GAK! GAK! GAK! GAK! GAK!
Maybe, one day, when I've saved up some cash again, we could go there for a FUCKING DAY TRIP.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

OOOOOooooOOOO
MEMEMEMEMEMEME
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

COOL.
Early March?
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

That's my fucking birthday!
Oh you guys. Thanks for the yellow Ibanez RG350 with the maple fretboard that you're going to buy me.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

Only if you get me a nice Redwood Uke.

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)

Ha, it's a deal

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)

actually.
www.fender.com/en-GB/products/search.php?partno=0955620021
this is pretty hot.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)

That's neat...I like the Tele headstock
but check this out
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)

I think I need to change my pants

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)

good grief is it march already

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)

Hooray!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)

That would be LAVVLY
It's a really good shop. They let you play things! Unlike Nevada *spits on floor*
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

the levellers get their guitars there.
true story.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

I played three different wah pedals in there once
Imagine that!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

WYLD STALLYNS!!!

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)

pa-choooo....widdly widdly widdly WEEEOOOOWWW!
and so on
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)

*air guitars*

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)

~~guitars~~ biscuits
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)

Look, no offence or anything, but take your domestic somewhere else, yeah.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:14, archived)

I've missed you, buggerlugs.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)

Whoa! No need for threats.
As I said, nothing was proven in court, it's just my opinion.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)

Why would they make postboxes?

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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:15, archived)

Because postspheres would keep rolling away with all your letters

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)

I don't like lettuce.
When I make a BLT I leave out the L. And the T. And have chips and egg instead.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:18, archived)

not bacon sausage and egg?
a BSE sandwich sounds more your style.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)

Go on then.
And chips.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)

OH WAIT! I SEE WHAT YOU DID!

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)

i didn't notice until you said that

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

my wit is so subtle, only i get it.
hehehe tit.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)

like a breast!
i got that one.
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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)

you need two for them to be generally appreciated

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

do they have to be attached to the same torso?

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)

have you made the biscuit tits for testing yet?

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)

I think you'd be best suited to a sandwich of
Chips Unyon, No Tomato
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

With A Nut Kernel Exctract Rarebit
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

I don't like sprouts.
You seem to be good at this, so what should I eat instead?
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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)

Chips.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)

Chips with a roast could work.
Double potato.
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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)

Chips go with anything savoury.
Sausage roll with chips instead of sausage.
Sausage roll with chips instead of roll.
Etc.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)

Cream of Mushroom soup
With chips instead of cream
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)

Fuck yeah.
Chicken kiev. With chips instead of garlic sauce.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)

Spanish omelette
but chips instead of omelette
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

chicken and leek pie with chips instead of chicken and leek?

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:55, archived)

Don't be thick.
If you're replacing TWO (2) INGREdients, you use CHIPS and EGG or BACON.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)

what the fuck are you, Heston Baldmonkenthal?
Fuck that posh shit. Chips with chips and fucking chips.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)

My mistake.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)

Triple potato

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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)

Chips & mash, with a jacket for afters
TOPPED WITH SMASH!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)

HASH BROWN

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)

+ for dipping

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)

gratin that fucker and we got a meal!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)

Followed by coffee and petit fours
MADE OF FUCKING CROQUETTES!!!!!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)

SHIT YES!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)

From beginning to end, that's a starchy treat!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)

My missus does baked tatties by removing the insides halfway through
then making mash and putting them back in the skins and baking more.
Sometimes she puts in bacon and cheese. It fucking rocks.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)

We do the same thing!
WE ARE POTATO BROTHERS!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)

OMG!!!! TATO BRUVS 4EVA

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)

this is perfectly acceptable.
i also recommend the addition of spring onions.
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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)

YES! she does this sometimes too!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)

This is all going so well!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

best day evar!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

But then frisbee joined in.... :(

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

I know, totally ruined it now.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)

Hasselback Potatoes, anyone?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

what's baywatch got to do with this?

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janet aylia proud resident of the fletcher memorial home, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)

Pasta and sauce
Instead of the sauce chips.
Duck a l'orange instead of the duck chips
Etc.
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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)

I could go chips a l'orange

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

I've never had Duck a l'orange.
Is it quite subtle the sauce?
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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)

No, it's horrid
It's an abomination really. I dare say you could get a really good one that IS subtle, but generally it's not.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)

Oh thats a shame a hint of citrus is pretty good with duck.

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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

I can't work out this combination, it doesn't taste nice, it doesn't texture nice, it's just horrible.
I don't know what the fuck the french are thinking there, they have plums, they know they exist, they've known China for centuries. Duck a l'orange ruins duck _and_ oranges.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)

Now I am hungry.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

Fondue.
But chips instead of melted cheeses.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:55, archived)

Raclette

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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)

Oh, I love raclette
Mrs Hats bought a machine when she lived in France (about 10 years ago now). I was overjoyed to see you can finally buy the cheese over here now. When everyone else wanted cheap baccy and wine from France, we always wanted raclette cheese.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)

Yes also Reblochon cheese for tartiflette goodness.

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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)

Cor!

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

$meal = str_replace($ingredients[rand(0, count($ingredients) - 1)], "chips", $meal);

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

Potato Code
Starring Tom Hanks as Mr Chips and Dame Helen Mirren as Mrs Croquette
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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)

you like eggs?!

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)

Show us your tits.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)

*predictable link to a picture of birds*

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)

9:18 and already it's the foolunch thread
jesus fucking christ
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)

i like this

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)

Because they NEVER volunteer.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)

It was narrated by Paul Daniels as well.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)

Holy shit.
Please imagine I have just posted a very witty version of the Wizbit theme tune which describes the manufacture of a postbox.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)

Ha ha post box, ha ha post box, ha ha post box, my oh my.
Manufacturing post-boxes, that was the magic word
Manufacturing post-boxes, my oh my.
(Dreadful Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:28, archived)

Oh fuck, that wasn't witty at all.

(Dreadful Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:28, archived)

Yeah.
Imagine it like that but REALLY witty.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)

~~post~~ Pillar
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)

It wasn't as good as it could have been.

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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)

You're imagining it wrong again.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

Shit, so I am.
Well done on the Wizzbit song.
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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

Ta.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)

Because magic doesn't exsist.

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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)

well done.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:24, archived)

alright, took any underage girls to get tattoo lately?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)

Nope, never have. I know what you're getting at though.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)

OH YEAH! I remember which one you are now.
HELLO!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)

whoa, was evil lu telling fibs about you?
What a wrong un
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

HOW DARE YOU!?
LU IS THE MESSIAH, FOR HER NUMBER IS LOW AND SHE LIKES INDIGNANT RANTING FROM HER COUNCIL HOUSE.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)

Aw man watch it she'll remove you off facebook now

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)

Ha!
As chav-scum go, she sure is a feisty one.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)

haha

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)

I liked her
but she was a bit of an internet warrior. Got tiresome after a while. Trying to educated this lot to be Better People is like trying to convince Aryan Nation members of the benefits of multiculturalism.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)

I think the problem is that not everything has to be a right on crusade for justice
sometimes a joke is just a joke and not a symbol of thousands of years of injustice
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)

STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR HUMOUR

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)

what the fuck is a 'joke'?

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)

no clue, I ain't seen one on this site

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

tim vine tells jokes

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

good ol gludel

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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)

Two Jews are on a roller coaster.
One says "Most exhillerating".

That sort of thing. From what I can tell.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

2 Jews U R, 2 Jews U B
I C U R 2 Jews 4 Me!
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

Trying to educate people to be better is best done by people who are not alcoholic, council house, unemployable, single mum scum.
And yes, I am suggesting there's something wrong with being a single mum. If you get up the duff off of someone you can't abide enough to stay with, you're a filthy slag. Fact.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)

PS: No offence to single mums intended.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)

sending this to the ex, ta

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)

No wuz.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)

Welcome to baldmonkey's Feminism Hour.

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)

Hey! I'm a feminist.
I'd have almost all strippers and prostitutes shot.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)

Except the really fit ones
whom you'd keep in, like, a totally feminist harem?
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)

pffffft I might be able to stand listening to radio 4 again if bm could guest edit an editon of woman's hour

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)

Dis is BM here.
If you iz on da blob CALL IN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

Common sense for a common Britain.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)

I'm listening to woman's hour right now
They've got some bints on singing, it's pretty fucking terrible
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

And on today's Women's Hour with our guest presenter Baldmonkey
Eugenics: The only solution to the benefits system
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

It was actually for a clit piercing.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)

Erm

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)

HE CONFESSES!

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)

sounds like an admission of guilt to me.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)

Coupled with a moment of greasy self-touching
as he thinks back on it.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)

ha the clit is a myth told by women to confuse men ,don't fall for it

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

The g-spot is in H-Samuels somewhere between the £999 and £1001 priced items.

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)

that h is one smooth dude, i,ve managed to crash this phone a few times gonz, it dont like bit torrents much :(

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)

Anyone one know of a good similiar site now that BTjunkie has gone?

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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)

I find Isohunt pretty good
Never had any problems
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)

ta

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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)

ThePirateBay.org and Demonoid.me
for me.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)

ta

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BindiBaji, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

Don't you need an invite or something for demonoid?

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JackAction, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)

VirginMediaSkagHag

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)

You do torrenting on it? I ain't done that before on there.
I got some clever-bollocks stuff going on at home though where I've got a tiny computer attached to the telly, with uTorrent and DropBox, uTorrent watches a folder that is set up with DropBox.

The end result is that I can be on any computer in the world, download a torrent, put it into drop-box, and it'll be downloaded straight away ready for when I get home.

What'st he torrent program you use on your phone?
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)

he's definitely the smoothest member of steps

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)

SOUND THE CLAXON....
www.pluckyfish.com/pluckyfish//wp-content/uploads/2009/09/riphfromsteps.jpg
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)

And he did it himself.
With his teeth.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

And the ring-pull
from a coke can from the 1980s.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

how interesting, yesterday evening, the immortal words, "check her flaps" came back to me

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)

Mine is tomorrow.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)

YEAH! And my tits lactate marmalade.
HAHAHA! THOSE WERE THE DAYS, EH, UTOL! With the tools.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)

I think they've all been days between now and then.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)

Depends.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)

Show your working.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)

Well, if you go to some swimming pools and you want to do diving you have to use the depends or you will bump your head.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)

Ah I see you're copying an pasting from yahoo answers.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)

ehow

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)

Alright then

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

I'm saddened you never responded to my story
I'm not sure I could forgive you.
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)

I did read it though!
It was brilliant. I waiting for it to be serialised in the Daily Telegraph.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)

ALL IS FORGIVEN

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)

You could always animate it

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)

I can't draw jammy dodgers

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)

That's a real shame
I pictured Daniel Craig in the role of me
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)

just trace this one
www.quirkybet.com/assets/images/royals.jpg lololol
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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)

just do a small wagon wheel but only colour the middle bit in red and leave the rest.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)

alright vulga
Postboxes over here are green, it's obscene I tell you
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)

That's some crazy mixed up shit right there.

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)

shit be whack bro
not wiggety whack, regular kind
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)

WHAT

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manolith - modomite, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

This country can't do anything right
On the bins for example, it says 'bruscar'. The fuck is that all about
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)

Racsurb

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)

fuck me, you're right
those canny irish
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)

they've totally misunderstood brunch I reckon

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)

Faith an' begorrah!
De land of de little paple...'tis a mysteeeerious place, so it is.
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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)

Hello Vulga ! How's the uppity friends? Can the tranny and whore still not take a joke ?
Tee Hee, only messin', I'd stick it in them too.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)

think he's fucked off gonz
soz
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and I'm sitting in my pants looking at you lot

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:16, archived)

I'm not wearing any pants.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:22, archived)

cor

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:29, archived)

+ blimey!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:34, archived)

+ governor

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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:55, archived)

what, precisely, is the angle of your dangle?
Show your working
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:30, archived)

you dirty bitch.
It's currently getting a gentle massage from the laptop fan.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:33, archived)

What a bunch of fucking idiots.
uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/city-boys-shame-rugby-email-061606557.html
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:38, archived)

People like that simply don't exist in Poland
Poland 1, UK 0.
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:53, archived)

so who do you hate?

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:54, archived)

happily-married family-oriented people

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:02, archived)

oh you!

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:08, archived)

Piano wire and lampposts.
It's the only language they understand.
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Pope Shax IX forgives you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:54, archived)

Sending it to other people, they deserve everything they get.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:07, archived)

Number 11 is clearly a reference to spitroasting.

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)

Oh jesus, one of them went to UCL like me
but unlike me, has difficulty spelling a three-letter word. :-/
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:39, archived)

im on the old kent road, this is my blog

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:32, archived)

Shit, are you on your way to Kent?

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:35, archived)

nah, mayfair, burst water main in bermondsy tho :(

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:37, archived)

dont forget to pick up your 200 pounds

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 7:42, archived)

A rich moustached man giving out £200 as people made their way around London would solve a lot of problems.
Would probably make London more crowded though.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:02, archived)

They'd only be able to go round London clockwise

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:03, archived)

We got some more of that snow,
Looks quite pretty, ruins my plans for the day though. Looks like its a day of skyrim for me, followed by a good old fashioned Friday night at the pub with my dad. I am so freaking bad ass.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:04, archived)

Hey.
www.pizzahut.com/proposal.html
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:11, archived)

oh jesus

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:27, archived)

Inorite

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:30, archived)

excellent work.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:31, archived)

I'm not sure I'd trust a ring I bought from Pizza Hut....

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:31, archived)

There you go pigster, valantines sorted for you.

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:32, archived)

10k though just to look like a dick

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:34, archived)

Haha.
Eloquently put Binky.
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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:35, archived)

he puts a stripey jumper on his little wuff wuff
I think it'll work for him.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:35, archived)

!

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:35, archived)

?

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:39, archived)

¿

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:40, archived)

( . Y . )

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:42, archived)

=^_^=

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:43, archived)

This always makes me think of a really happy American Bomber
like the B52s that nuked Japan
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:51, archived)

-=o=O=o=-

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MONO!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:03, archived)

Can you do an ascii cowboy riding a falling bomb?

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)

Those time travelling B52s eh?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)

i thought a b52 was a cocktail.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)

wait, it is.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)

Well I don't fucking know
it's taken me three Wiki articles to find out it was a B-29
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)

Then you shouldn't have hazarded a guess should you?
Now you have some serious internet egg on your face.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:39, archived)

is that how much adam's education cost?
blimey
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:38, archived)

i wouldn't be surprised if that had cost more.

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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:42, archived)

Not that it's any of my business, but do you reckon there's a link between a more expensive education and prickishness?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:12, archived)

nope.
well maybe the style of prickishness, but not the likelihood... and i wouldn't say it's causal anyway.
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agent binkybee, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)

Really... oh... but I thought you liked... oh...
*tries to seek refund*
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)

You lot.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 9:03, archived)

This won't end well, but I have to try......
I am looking for a good, easy to use AVI to MP4 converter and not a trial version or something that leaves a watermark.
Can you recommend one to me, please.

Alt: Where is JMG?

Alt2: Public when you win the lottery, or say nothing and suddenly emigrate?

[edit] Thanks boys, you all receive a special Misusscompiler kiss. If you are a girl then you can have a kiss too.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)

AVS Video Converter
He's pummelling the shit out of one of gonzo's carrier bags.
I didn't tell anyone.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)

Good horsey

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)

I picked up a bootleg tape of one of your 1978 gigs today.
The raw visceral flute playing on Broken Heart is amazing. You guys must have been completely exhausted at the end of that tour.
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Pope Shax IX forgives you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)

quicktime pro any use?
also, keep fucking schtumm. i'm fairly sure i wouldn't even tell my relatives
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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)

i'll have a look

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)

Yo, Jaction, Xmedia Recode.
/ac
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)

checking now

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

Convep7 is pretty good.

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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

ta

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

A MASSIVE DILDO

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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)

STOLEN GOODS

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vladimir, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)

This is not helpful
You are not helpful
You will pay for your mistake.

�3.21
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)

You did ask what JMG was doing...

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Pope Shax IX forgives you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)

Format Factory seemed good when I was playing with it.

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Mu utter hypocrite, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)

this one seems to be winning right now

[edit] yup, this is the daddy.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)

I don't think you should be allowed the money if you have a fucking retarded beard

(GluEid Saeed, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

or a thick as fuck accent

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)

I think when you enter the lottery,
the terms and conditions state that you must be prepared to participate in public promotions and whatnot*. One thing that puts me off, apart from it being gambling.

*if they ask
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

You can ask for no publicity
It's just that if someone does find out they won't support you.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)

I would keep quiet, pay off the mortgage
and keep on working quietly until I could fuck things up proper bad and let them think they fired me.
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Pope Shax IX forgives you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)

if i won a lot of money i'd anonymously fund mu's gender reassignemnt surgery

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Lightguy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 2:37, archived)

What city was Dogma based in?

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)

New Jersey, wasn't it?
in the sense that Kevin Smith is a tedious bellend
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)

yeah, i've looked it up, but Red Bank, New Jersey
is apparently the wrong answer, so I'm a bit stumped
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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)

maybe it's a trick question because most of the film is a road trip
or they're obsessing about Sherman, Illinois, because that's the one that long-haired spunk bubble keeps raving about
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)

ah yeah, Shermer, that's the weird science one
and the road trip is a good point. i bet it's just a fucking cryptic question for those in the know

bastards
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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)

Shermer's a big no too :(

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)

<div><strong><label for="humanverify">What city was Dogma based in?</label></strong></div>
			<input type="text" class="bginput" name="humanverify[input]" id="humanverify" size="50" />
			<input id="hash" type="hidden" name="humanverify[hash]" value="fc3048cbe0064215ed00a8cb5d367afd" />

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)

that's what SHE said

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)

oh, and if mike woz ere is about
tweatnik's lego head pisses all over his:
www.b3ta.com/board/6479084
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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)

Mike's point wasn't that they didn't pick his, it's that they picked the absolute shittest of the lot.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)

he seemed fairly determined that his was better than the one they chose
which was an innacurate opinion
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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)

Mike's was better than the one they chose though.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)

mike's is the best.
mictoboy's just being a cunt.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)

*doffs cap*

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)

my issue with kevin smith is his fans

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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)

It wasn't.

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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)

bah
that didn't work either
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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)

I'm agreeing with grrr here,
But you know a quick google would sort you out.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)

a fairly extensive google has failed to sort me out
i'm beginning to think it's perhaps a trick question
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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)

Bits of it happened all over the place.
They were all heading to one place, but that was only for the last ten minutes or so.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)

bloody fucking fuck

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)

I've had a quick look too,
Seems parts are new jersey, parts are Wisconsin.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)

your donation icon would look better if you use this hat
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/wil_jetsethat.gif
ah fuck, just realised it won't work on this board.
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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)

dingus.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)

*sadface*

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)

that's what you get for spending too much time next door with the headswap specialists.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)

maybe it is a question referring to the 'view askerverse', or whatever its called

(augsav, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)

i was a member of that forum in the 1990's

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)

Chicago?

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Two Hats is AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)

Barkeley, California

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2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)

Pittsburgh

(augsav, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)

Isle of Sheppey
There's a vague dog related pun in there
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magnum, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)

Old Shep
it's a song about a dog
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magnum, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)

i fucking hate dogs

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)

i hate fucking dogs

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)

Then I fucking hate you.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)

Hull

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)

Alright mmps.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)

evening pigster, how's tricks?

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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)

most non-heinous

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)

excellent!
*air guitars*
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)

i took the new job,
Pub is mine beginning of next month, then its only a matter of time before I save up enough helium balloons to fly it all the way to scotsville.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)

shit yeah! Nice one chief.
When do you start?

edit: DUH, next month.
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mark morrisons prison shoes shmurvegording so you don't have to, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)

Oi oi
need any bar staff?
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wynoh is no good at poker, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:15, archived)

On February 14, 1879, Red Bank became Shrewsbury City
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alwayslostinsmoke, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)

tried that too

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

I dunno
I used to love Kevin Smith films but then I realised they're just wordy to make nerds feel clever.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)

i'm not a fan
clerks was ok, but he didn't get any better
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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

Mallrats was pretty good

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)

I thought Clerks II improved significantly on the original
although my view may have been askewed a bit by the casting of Rosario Dawson.
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wynoh is no good at poker, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)

hey what are the chanches,
we just watched that just now.
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)

Got snow?
(Bibi Belle, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)

How much?

(Rory Lyon 49 is the magic number, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

None here. Just rain and ice. I fell over...
(Bibi Belle, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)

rain.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)

alright motsy

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)

oh hello.
theres a letter sat right here in front of me that needs posting
(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)

Wheee! :)

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)

Nope

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)

Only left overs from the weekend
and doesn't look like we're getting any soon uksnowmap.com/
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magnum, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)

Yeah i've been checking that.... Not a lot going on up north!
(Bibi Belle, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)

right you cunt, log this, i made an effort here, i needed a piss and looked out the window, and yes there is a fine mist of shit snow, i hate you

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

Just make sure you keep me updated ta
(Bibi Belle, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)

It's been too cold for snow recently
It's warmed up now though, only minus 14
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)

where you at with the BMW?
can't be nice lying on the ground in that cold.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)

I did 40 minutes today before my arse froze to unbearable pain levels
and I found out I've got more welding to do before I can fit the drivetrain back on.
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)

I hate to think what the snow and salt and grit is doing to mine,
It was very little welding when I checked a couple weeks back, but it was always undercover, I've taken her out a lot in the snow and salt and I can't imagine its doing any good.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)

I had a new sill put on 18 months ago
and I've just discovered how shit a job the garage did. I've got to cut it back and fit a new lower wheel arch patch because of their fuckwittery.

Cunts.
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)

i'm lucky in that all the work to this point seems solid,
Only big piece is rear right wheel arch is a mess.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)

A little,
Is vlad having browser probs again? His contribution to the last thread was a little obscure.
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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)

alright

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)

apart from motorway cops not being on the telly, i'm sweet mate. you?

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mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

yeah, all cool

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)

come into my arms, sweet mongy, lets carouse and drink and make our hearts merry in happy comradeship
I'll even give you a quid for the fruit machine
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

are you trying to court my affection again after last nights shunning?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)

I just want to put 50p in the juke box and make your heart sing, mongy
that's all I've ever wanted
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)

i only no one pub with a juke box now, no offence but i'm not sure you'd like it, bit rough

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

What song are you going to spend your 50p on?

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magnum, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

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vladimir, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)

would they have that on a jukebox in a pub? you gonna arrest me or should i guess some more?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)

I don't know how exactly you got the idea that pedantry has any place on this board

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vladimir, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

i aint stepping out of shit all this thread is legit

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

heaven knows I'm miserable now

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vladimir, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

listen to all 8 minutes of that tune i linked yesterday, from 5 mins is great tho, cheer up vlad, i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)

What, that was a song?
I thought it was your modem
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)

you aint got to perform

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)

do I look like a mind reader sir? I dunno

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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)

hey, it is still the thought that counts tho, it is a special time

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)

Yeah' man, not bad thanks.
You cool? What phone did you go for in the end?
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)

the nokia gonz, dunno what to do with it tho, any good shit for it i should try

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)

Aw damn, I'm selling a Nokia Luma 800, if that's the one you got.

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)

Is it a Lumia one you got?

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)

yeah that's the one, is it no good then?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)

It's a wicked phone, this one I won though and I prefer my HTC Titan, same software (except the nokia branded stuff), bigger screen, no point in keeping both.
I like the following stuff on it
- Rail Planner
- YamPhone+ (it's for work that)
- Wonder REader
- London Travel
- Spotify
- Evernote
- IMgur UPloader
- MEtro tube
- TuneIn Radio
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)

i'm finding this a bit big, i've always stuck with smaller phones, but the current minis are a bit shitty

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

Really? I thought it was a bit small, it's the same size as the iphone an the reason I upgraded was that I wanted something bigger.
The titan is slightly too big though, but I got used to it. The Titan's screen is a whole inch bigger.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

i'll oly break it gonz, i give it a week tos

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)

Give <s>peas</s> lumia 800 a chance.
They got a '910' coming out in a couple of months, I bet that'll be good. There is a big exibition coming up this month called Mobile World Congress that'll announce most of the phones for 2012.
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)

it's shit, Orange had a massive recall on it in December
trust me, that I had to deal with.
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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

could be dirty french software tho infecting them

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)

I found the biggest problems I had was that the camera wasn't really good and loads of times I couldn't hear it in my pocket.

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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)

not bad, you?

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)

cool and the gang here

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)

groovy

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mictoboy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)

yeah man

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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)

come on ya'll it's time to get nice

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)

I'm happy.
You?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

as larry here mate

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)

Fucking brilliant.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)

thgirla

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vladimir, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)

I'm good. Managed to do 40 pushups before my chest started hurting
How are you?
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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)

Can't complain.

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Windy Pig Piggily Wiggily Woo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)

Can I complain for you?

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Frisbee Attorney - at - lol, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

smart

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)

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