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I'm glad we've move on
What's the next step after this one?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)

denial

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)

FRITTERS!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)

dubstep

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)

step-han fry

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)

rachel step-hens

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)

steps

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)

steptoe and son

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)

imhostep

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)

The Doors(teps)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)

acceptence
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

I really REALLY hate dogs

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)

well this is upsetting

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)

OH YEAH?
WELL WHAT ABOUT HOW I FEEL, HUH?? FUCK DOGS UP THEIR STUPID DOG FACES!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)

that is really down to you, the next step is yours, wanna talk? we are here

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)

not so much a step
as an obesity-hindered shuffle
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)

I'm glad fatties are once again back on the radar.
For too long now they've gone unnoticed on this website.
Spoiling this and generally being shit.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)

It's time to act.
NO FATTIES!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)

Quick Step
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)

Tedious tawdry self-absorbed shitcuntery
They ought to have their ankles smashed.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)

It looks like a wast of time,
and they're not even in time with the music, I don't get it grrr, I really don't. I'm gonna go headbang to something, it might not have any style, but at least it's in time to the music.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

Fuck this
I'm watching tv
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

WAIT!!

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

tv was shit
Hungry now
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)

i wanted to link a video to you,
but i can't find it on youtube, so now i'm bummed out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)

Damn
What was it? I can always imagine it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)

self diagnosed autisms
www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.12/aqtest.html

I scored 35! Hurray
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fatpoof, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)

16
I'm not autismisc :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)

I got 4
the anti-autism
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)

28!
FUCK YEAH!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

I'd like ot offer a full, frank, insincere apology to any fat women I may have offended.
Sorry.
For what it is worth, I'd gladly do Jenpots; I'd just have no respect for her afterwards. I'd even let Limeytreat tickle my balls while Druid sucked me off.
So once again, sorry. I didn't mean it. I meant to talk about crisps.
I dare say we can all draw a line under it now.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)

wut?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

You fucking fat fucking ballfuckbagfuck

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)

soz

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)

I should think so
Are you:
A) Less bored
B) More bored
C) Just as bored
as you were yesterday? Try to answer in the form of a question.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

~~question~~ Haiku
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

Actually, both

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)

You fat fucking ballbag

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)

what are the fattest crisps?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

Crisp Moyles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

Salt & Jupitus

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)

Two Fat Quavers

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

Obeese and Onion

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

Stuff Your Face Raiders

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)

Double Chingles

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)

Wheat Gunties

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)

Cheese & Diabetes

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)

Hulard Hoops

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

fatsits

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)

I lol'd at this more than I should have

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)

+h

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

That was a rubbish Star Wars spin-off

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

I regret asking

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

french and saunders fries

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

Roychubbybrownsters

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)

porkers

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)

Clinically obefe and onion

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)

Pffft.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)

Works better as a long s, but I don't think they display in some browsers

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)

didn't fucking laugh when I made the same joke, did you
you clique prick
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)

And I didn't bother to read any of the other replies before posting.
AGAIN.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)

Atherosclerochips

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)

I'm glad to see this has come to a sensible conclusion.
I'm tired of fat people moaning on about how they can't say anything against the foreigners without being looked down on.
It's only right we all move on. Possibly with some of you moving on to another country.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)

alright jmg
i might be coming to newcastle to do some strenuous exercise later in the year
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

Ah
Showing the northerners that there's an alternative to being morbidly obese eh? Well good for you!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

steady now, you'll get stepped for a week for saying people are fat
Even if they are fat, and ugly
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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)

Nah
I'm unsteppable. Got diplomatic immunity me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)

im gazzing rouge, he'll step you

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)

You'll have an international incident on your hands
Don't say I didn't warn you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)

this place is turning to shit, they need an anti mod, a snacks to sort it out
Fat chicks winning by proxy ain't cool
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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

how would an anti mod work? they ban the mods?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

why should i explain myself to you?

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

Because you're not a self-righteous prick?
Just throwing it out there. Don't mind me, feel free to continue with the 'dull' schlep.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)

you upset poppet? wanna tell me how my presence is upsetting you? i wont care as you are a prick, but it may help you

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)

*shrugs* not particularly, you just seem to have this sense of entitlement which is interesting
Though I am aware this may just be the persona you've adopted/the forum has modeled you as.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)

you've been a member for 5 years 4 months
how can you have been here for this long, yet you still don't get Mongy?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

Hi I'm Frisbee
Outside of perfectly normal conversations I'm fucking terrible at internet.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)

i hope we can stear him through this, i gave up hope on him, but maybe with some self realisation he will turn this round

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)

you seem to be projecting your feelings about me, not my feelings or the forums from reading it, why do you think that is?

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

not enough hugs as a child

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)

that is a shame, but understanderble

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)

had to tie a steak to him to get the dog to play with him

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

it's a shame the dog played frisbee

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

You've never met me, you terrible liar.

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

no but I do really love that phrase
sorry Adam.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

...because it's what I set out to do.
and I didn't get enough hugs
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)

THERES NO NEED FOR THAT ADAM IT WAS JUST A QUESTION!!!!
MODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)

hey, let us see if we can help it out, it struggles on this forum as it is

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)

i think he'll learn his lesson if he gets a banning

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)

Won't happen.
I'm dead nice, me.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)

you're not really.
it's a shame you don't see that :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

Worse than Hitler?

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)

worse than 100 Hitlers arguing over who has the best tache.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

But they're ALL great

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

Shit, that was the wrong response wasn't it?
Balls.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

100 balls, to be exact.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)

50, surely?
Everyone knows the other 50 are in the Albert Hall
Edit: Maths fail mmmmmngh!
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)

ZIS IST ZE ALLIED PROPOGANDA!!!
LIES THEY TOLD, SUCH LIES!!!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)

I like how adam thinks 100 Hitlers would have 50 balls.
perhaps he has rather odd genitals.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)

LOLZ

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)

turn 360, walk away

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)

you slack-jawed cretin.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

I blame you. You haven't been around to keep me in line.
What up, fucknuts. You a cripple again?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)

batten down the hatches!
looks like adam is on the pull.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

*slicks hair back and marinates in Lynx*

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)

it attacked me, unprovoked, lucky I'm made for forums or i'd get upset

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)

stay strong mongy!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

i will be fine, i was trying to help, by its own admission adam struggles with forums, i don't know why, he wont tell

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)

Adam used to whine to the mods, too. Pussy.
*spits into spitoon*
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

i don't whine to the mods, i've got manolith in my back pocket
it was me who got baldmonkey banned, it's all very political
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)

Moving quietly in the background, making key moves at the right time.
My god, you're the /talk illuminati. Please don't off me.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)

your card is marked sunshine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

I wish my card was marked 'sunshine'

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

I'm posting one to you as we speak!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

SCORE!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)

Schlep means to be dragged around some place, Schtick is the word you're looking for.
Oy vay, voht a schmuck.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)

Gonz!
Where can I go in London for proper Jewish food? I want to try that matzo ball soup thing.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

Brick Lane has a 24hr bagel bakery, along with hot saltbeef and mustard, if you're interested

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)

been there
loooovely
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

~~oooo~~aaah
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)

golders green

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

there's a Jewsons on Lombard Road

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)

Everyone would say their own ma' (or gran's, but I've not meet her)...
... but I reckon you'll find a nice one in Golder's Green, i'll get a name of a resturant for you. The best bagel (buy-gul) I've had was in Brick Lane, forgot the name of the place but its a bit factory with a shop attached.

Things that are worth trying though are
- Chicken Soup with Kanadlach (motza balls) and lockshan (angel-hair noodles).
- Bagel with sweetened chopped herring.
- Bagel with salt beef, girkin' and chrain (a beatroot'n'horseradish condiment, you can get it in waitrose).
- Motza Bri (think eggy bread with motzas)
- Bubbalas (think doughnuts, savory or sweet).
- Cholla Bread (seriously, this is the best bread evah, much better than plain white stuff).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

she could even get a suit, where i hear you ask?
The big red building on golders green road
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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

Hahahah, Ian Lee on the LBC, that's nintey seven point three.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)

oh boy

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

golds
Closed Saturdays
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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)

Must be really difficult for Jews trying to follow the Atkins diet.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

I've been to both the Bagel shops on Brick Lane, I used to work 5 mins away
all that sounds well lush
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

Oh god, what have fat people done now?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)

baldmonkey got stepped for a week by manolith for stating that bluestar has got really fat

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)

i heard she got so fat she collapsed in on herself and had to change her name to neutron star

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

Actual office lols here.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)

wasn't she always fat?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

well yeah, but for some reason you cant say that
I hope you can still say DRUID IS A DULL CUNT AND HIS MISSUS MUST BE FULL OF B3TANS CUM
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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

seems odd how we can make up all sorts of things yet not point out something that's true.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)

ask rhcpaul about that, he stepped ballbag

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)

I don't get how it's totally cool to rip it into Sammi's visual apperance, maybe she should go to more b4shes.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

In fairness,
at least half the time people picked on her incredible stupidity and ignorant, racist opinions, rather than her appearance.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

In fairness,
at least half the time bladers picked on blue star on her incredible stroppyness, rather than her apperance.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

Fat and strops seem to go together.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)

looking at her face she has been bashed enough, lol

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)

lulz

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)

I watched Eden Lake the other night
Totally bummed me out. Don't watch it, it's horrible. In fact, anyone that says they enjoyed it is probably some sort of brain-wrong sextragic.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)

i like films about lakes, did the catch anything?

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

Nope
Not a fish in site. It was fucking awful.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)

we all blank from time to time, they may need to change the way they arw fishing

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mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

i liked it.
see also: cherry tree lane
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)

JANET!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

MUMPSY!

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

\o/

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

Hands up if you use Right Guard!
Hands down if you don't!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

YOU BRAIN-WRONG SEXTRAGIC
And for this reason, I'm steering clear of Cherry Tree Lane.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)

i just read the synopsis on imdb
why would anyone want to kill rachel reilly? :(((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

Wha?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)

eden lake, with rachel reilly in it
the ginger bird
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

You silly sausage

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)

oh wait it was kelly reilly

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)

well you could have just said, this is the worst kind of bullying
i feel like adam
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)

I have no idea why this came into my head, but
~~adam~~ Chicken Tonight.

I think I should see somebody
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)

yes, getting a girlfriend would probably help your mental state

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)

I meant a Doctor-person, Quinten!
Maybe some kind of Counsellor.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)

i don't think its in their remit
they're already overstretched collecting the bins every other week
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)

You're right
I'm sorry Quinten. I hope we can move on from this.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)

i may not speak to you for a while

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

internet fat chicks are easy

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)

They are???
*gallops off to Facebook*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)

they'll do most things for attention

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

Hohoho!
Everything's coming up Two Hats!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)

~~thing~~ one
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)

Oh you :)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)

You could draw a line under it
If you could lift her!

and Boom goes the dynamite
*waits for applause to die down*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

Is /talk limited to three threads a day now?
Damn recession :'(

I'd like to trip up George Galloway and blame someone else. Who would you like to trip up and blame someone else?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)

No taa
busy crunching through my salad.
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jenpots, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)

It wasn't an invite, just a question.
Fucking hell Jen, get some proper food down you.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)

Meh, my belly is wobbling a bit too much
just want to make it shrink a little.
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jenpots, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)

more cock, less cake.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)

I don't really do cakes.

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jenpots, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)

then you're halfway there!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)

Yay!
How's your good self?
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jenpots, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)

still breathing, you?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)

Happies and stuff

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jenpots, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)

\o/

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)

whoa
livin' on a prayer
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)

Unforgiveable

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)

inconceivable!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)

I don't think that word means what you think it means
Poor Andre :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)

he just wanted to know if anybody wanted a peanut :(

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)

I heard a great Andre/Ultimate Warrior story a while back
But this isn't really the place
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)

This is a rubbish question, MMPS.
You haven't even told us what you have for lunch :(
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)

I haven't had any yet!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)

what about brunch?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)

what i like to do is ask if anyone wants brunch
then grab a brick and punch them with it
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)

is the brick in a pannini with some pesto and mozzarella?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)

MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FIND OUT

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)

Throw some tuna and spring onion in there, and I'm anyones

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)

ONE PANINO, TWO PANINI
Come on, it isn't fucking difficult!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

oh man, I'm still trying to deal with this apostrophe business
this is all getting too much
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

People who say or write 'paninis' do my head in.
It's like saying 'sandwicheses'. Which is fine if you're Gollum, but not otherwise.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)

I once heard a waitress say "two breakfastses"
I didn't eat there again
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

given manolith's statement I'm too scared to say :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

you should see him run when someone mention's lunkfast

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)

I once said 'Dupper' in front of him
I woke up 8 days later in intensive care
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)

why did I put an apostrophe there two hats, why?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

It's ok, I don't think anyone noticed

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)

You'd like to do acid up George Galloways anus?
You terrible pervert
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)

I heart his sexy growling voice.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)

Fuck you, jizz-nazi.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)

shove it up your massive arse you fucking labia-lipped twat bucket.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)

k

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)

ahhhh
naw, we cool blud. we cool.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)

so can i tale it out of my arse now?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)

of course not.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)

Either learn to type while on the bog
or fuck off
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)

bully
MODS
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

Hush biggun

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)

it's a different story when he's fat and on the blob eh?
bit more precious now, ain't he.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)

i've missed you mmps

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)

not as much as I missed you Q.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)

when people say mmps, i always read it as "Mumps", as in that illnes.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)

I am very sickly!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)

I just ate half a honeydew!
Imagine that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)

livin the high life there TH

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)

It is the best of the melons currently available
at Morrison's in Anchorage Park.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)

it's good but it's no cantaloupe.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)

Not keen on canteloupe myself
I like it sweet and juicy
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)

moon on a stick

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)

Again, not keen

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)

one of these days TH, one of these days.
POW! Right in the kisser.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)

*prepares kisser*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)

*shakes fist*

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)

melons!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

Haha
Boobies?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)

i like breasts

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)

Yeah, they're the best

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)

Whatever happened to that topless model and biker dude?
And the nodding pope?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)

I've now got Wolverine keeping the nodding Pope company
topless model and biker dude?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7443130
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)

Oh yes! Of course!
You should do an animation of this amazing tale. I'd look good as a cartoon character.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)

See? It's easy
img7.imageshack.us/img7/8391/2hatscartoon.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

you're like a sexy venn diagram

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)

Haha
What are the topics?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)

they're chocolate bars
but that's not important right now
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)

i'd like to pour some cocain on Racheal Khoo's bumhole and for her to fart it up my nose.
I'm not sure if this is possible so I'll try it first on someone like one of the hollyoaks cast.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)

This sounds like a job for Fay Ripley.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)

Hi Gonz, as a lover of Hollyoaks have you got the Hollyoaks: Dance Workout dvd?
www.amazon.co.uk/Universal-Hollyoaks-Dance-Workout-DVD/dp/B003UQOK7U
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)

NINTEEN SMACKROONIES !?!?!?!?!

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)

Or free if you ask me nicely

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)

Alright mumps
I'd like to trip up the people who decide who gets benefits in the UK, personally. Seems unfair that someone who makes themselves more ill by working doesn't count as disabled enough to not work. Retardo.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)

Fuck democracy, Dictatorship NOW!!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)

Asos or whatever they called are inhumaine bastards.
Vile horrible people and I dint know how their CEOs sleep at night knowing that their system, that cost 100s of millions, is probably one of the largest reasons for suicide in the UK.

60% of their decisions get over turned on appeal. Imagine if any company or service you use only got it right 40% of the time.

They make life a living hell for millions of people.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)

Asos is a shop
I know who you mean though. It all got outsourced and it'd a farce. It wasn't exactly generous as it is, now it's barbaric. I've never complained about paying taxes for benefits, if you have a proper society you should take care of those who need taking care of. These stupid points-based judgments are ridiculous.
And people still think it's a good thing, designed to "stop people claiming benefits when they don't need them and live in a 6 bedroom house" etc etc. Absolute bullshit. Media-fuelled bullshit.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)

Yeah', always getting the two anograms mixed up.
As someone who could very very well easily be on the junk heap with my illness, I'm very concious that if I didn't have a valueable skill or parents with means, then I'd be so beyond fucked.

I don't know a single indivudal person who has ever liked living off benfits, especially in london. This whole 6 bedroom house thing always neglects to say that is normally 10 kids and it works out to like £60/week per individual.

I did some reasearch on it last year, and although I know I sound like I know fuck all because I get that company name wrong, that's more of a dyslexia issue.
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/news/politics/paulypops/my-take-on-benefits-and-the-dwp-60-percent-success-rat/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)

I can't remember what they're called either to be fair
That Diary of a Benefit Scrounger is a very insightful blog. The 60% thing is mind-boggling. But it does give a little bit of hope that people may eventually get what they need, even if they have to fight tooth and nail for it.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

Deffo, and it's quite scary that she's got the same thing as me, ovbously much worst though.
I think one of the many horrific things is that a lot of people who have an illness, as recongised by WHO, such as depression or anxiety disorders, would be greatly exasperated by this proccess - or it might lead them to not even take it on in the first place and get into huge massive debts (such as payday loans), so they'll be trapped in a cycle of debt purly because of the incompetantsy of these organisations.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)

yeah, having kids to look after doesn't make it easier either
and I think you're right - especially the conditions that make you fatigued, stress just makes them so much worse. People shouldn't have to work themselves into the ground in 2012, in a supposedly first-world country.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)

Mumplestiltskin

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)

Would you like to make a deal? Just tell me your name
aaAAAaaAaHaHAHAHAhaAaAaAHAhahahaHAAAAAA^aa_{HAHAHAHhAhaha}aAAAaaAAAaaa^{HAHAHahahahaha}_ha_{aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa}_{hahahahahHAHAHAHA}aaAaAA_AAaaAaAaA^aaAAAaAAaAAaaAaAaHAHAHAHAHAHA_haha^hahahahaHAHAHAHA^haha^!!!!!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)

O_o

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)

The missus is watching some fairly tales tv series thing.
It has Robert Carlyle as rumpelstiltskin. He's quite good at it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)

Woah
Not heard of that. I quite like Robert Carlyle. He was good as that Nazi.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)

it's on channel 5.
and it's a bit girly
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)

There's a channel FIVE???
I don't think my TV goes up that high!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)

does the dial not go all the way up to 11?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)

It doesn't even have a dial
:(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)

oh man, bad times.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)

Whose that bloke with tge beard on time team?
I'd like to see him face down in the mud.
Alright mmps, I've missed you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)

*snuggles*
I think he might enjoy that though pigster, being a filthy archaeologist.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)

Geo PHYZZZZZZZZZZZ!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)

we found a couple of seeds and this small shattered peice of pottery.
it's so exciting I've just shat myself.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)

I love it when they get the tiniest piece of clay
and then CGI an entire Roman villa around it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)

it's never a brothel or a slave punishment chamber is it?
always something tame.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)

Can't it be a Sex Pavillion?
JUST ONCE???
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)

"And from the phallic symbols on the wall we can tell this was probably a fuck chamber or 'rumpus pumpus' chamber"
"Oh arr, that's right Tooooony. Ere' the master of the house would get it roight up a nice slave girl. Or boy!"
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)

hahahah
I totally read that in that blokes voice too. Brilliant.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)

i dont think he'd enjoy it so much if i was stood on the back of his head.
I used to care about archaeology and old stuff, but I reckon we've probably got enough old stuff out of the ground by now, and its time these lazy bone dusters get a proper career.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)

WP for employment tzar!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)

I'd like to see more bridges,
I like a good bridge.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)

aren't you worried about trolls?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)

A little,
but I love bridges too much to let it get in the way.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)

widy pig, a man devoted to bridges.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)

Widy Pig's right
THAT FAT CUNTHOLE!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)

i agree
more bridges
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)

I agree
more bridges
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

YEAH!
Where's all the NEW old stuff eh? Slackers. Balderick can FUCK THE FUCK OFF!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)

they never seem to find pogs or coke yoyo's

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)

My missus does metal detecting (yes...I know)
and she finds an enormous amount of shit. She's got about 1000 musket balls and fishing weights, and about 79p in loose change.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)

it's like 1000 musket balls when all you need is a musket :'(
"Ironic" the metal detector version.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)

I tried throwing them at her as hard as I could
but they didn't even break the skin :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)

Aah shit I hate coming into a thread late

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)

so start a new one then.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)

Neh I'll do it later

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)

Enough of that shit. Morning reports.
HAWAII
Sun
Sea
Surf
Expectations low
Desire high
Sandwiches salady
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:28, archived)

Aloha

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:33, archived)

it's raining and I don't feel well
Fucking rats cocks
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:48, archived)

This place is depressing.

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MONO!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)

it also appears to be dead
wake up you pricks
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)

I'm at work now

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)

that's worse, if anything

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)

It is today
I only came in for my 1-2-1. I can't talk and keep coughing my guts up. Oh Manolith, come to my office and gently rub my head until I drift off to sleep.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)

no, YOU come here and rub MY head
today is bollocks
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)

It IS a prick, there's no doubt about it
And I can't reach your head. As much as I'd like to.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)

i bet stroking your hair would be like running my fingers through the main of an alpha male lion.
Or maybe even more magesticly... Like running my fingers through the main of a Gobbo.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)

Rubbing my head is like stroking a bowling ball covered in suede
Not unpleasant, but certainly not alluring
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)

try me tomorrow when it's been conditioned

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)

Ditto

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)

is it true that victoria beckham tried to buy your follicals?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)

no, no no
that is just a hollywood rumour.

she actually tried to STEAL them. she tried to scalp me with a tomahawk
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)

oh god, im not going to be able to sleep tonight now
In case jewfros come into fashion
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)

Frisbee soon, yeah?
Then it will be summer and barbecues all round
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)

'Spose

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:32, archived)

Heeeey, cheer up
It's going to be a great day. You see to it that it is.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)

I can't talk
I'm silent but deadly
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)

in many ways you are like a fart.
especially because you are not welcome in lifts
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)

Or places of worship

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)

or in bed with ladies

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)

Some ladies use farting as a means of self defence
in case a rogue tries to go down on them uninvited
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)

whilst bowing to cover a puddle with their cloak

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)

No way man
With my past problems if I need to fart in bed, I fucking fart in bed. Life's too short.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)

What American State....
Starts with a P and ends with an R?
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:36, archived)

Pearl Harbour

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:43, archived)

Pennysylvaniarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:19, archived)

I can see this is going to take a while....
Pearl Harbour is not a State!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:19, archived)

It was when the fucking Japs finished with it!
Baddum Tish!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:20, archived)

Oh man, that was a bit terrible.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:21, archived)

Haha, oh my

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)

Panamar

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:43, archived)

*Snort*

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)

Poor

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)

none of them.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)

alright janet

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)

alright manomanomanolith?

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)

so i guess you're currently doped up to the eyeballs?
don't tell gonz you're weakened and vulnerable or he'll be round with some kung po chicken
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)

Janet!
*swoons*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)

alright hatso?
I am. my gp has fucked up spectacularly and given me an indefinite repeat script for tramadol. wanna go into business with me?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)

Woohoo!!!
I fucking love tramadol. I was given it when I was in hospital, and I'm certain it wasn't necessary...but y'know, when in Rome!
Glad you're on the mend, lovely x
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)

Would you like to trade?
I've got some new discs that I'd like to get rid of
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)

how salady?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)

You've met him right?
If anyone typifies the term 'salad dodger' it's Ballbagmonkey.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)

cucumber
Iceburg lettuce
cherry tomatoes

half hearted salady
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:43, archived)

totally stamping on them.
Crying orphans
unplanned abortion
misadventure
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)

Oh...um...well this is embarassing
That comment I meant about you being a salad dodger...haha...funny right?...hahah...you know I don't mean ti right? We're friends, yeah?
Oh boy....
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)

i have lettuce and tomatoes as part of my lunch today
also, shredded carrot
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)

Woah!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)

is it in a little pink lunch box?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)

no, i shall be having it as part of an enormous wrap

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)

a rejuvenating facial wrap?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)

i'll apply it to my face in a manner of speaking, yes
it'll probably be more rejuvenating than that bike was for yours
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)

It probably wont give you a sexy scar though

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)

            _
       .-.-.=\-.
       (_)=='(_)
         \  /
          O  - RAAAAARR!!!          O - NO NOT THE FACE
          |                       --|\
          |                         |
~~~      / \                       / \

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)

i like this. alot.

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)

Rainy
Windy
Work to do
Bacon sandwich imminent
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)

compare and contrast
rainy
windy
more work to do than is possible
no sandwich forthcoming
:(
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)

Sunny
Cold but I likes it
Loads to be busy with
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)

sun's come out now
hooray?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)

~~'s come out now~~ has got his hat on
hip hip hip +
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)

I WISH THERE WAS A TALK BASH I COULD GO TO

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)

I don't think there's enough of us left to be able to call it a bash
It'd be more like a duet
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

will you go out with me?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)

sure

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)

i wasn't asking you, this ain't no gangbang

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)

Yeah, go on then

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)

wicked cool, lets go to the pictures

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)

Pirates?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

already seen it, it was alright
bit of a slow start but a very good finish

can we see something romantic?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)

Ugh....ALRIGHT!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)

i just had a look and there's fuck all on
fancy laser quest instead?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)

There used to be a laser quest near me
and I believe (at the time) it was the biggest one in Europe. It was pretty cool.
It was in the Tricorn :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)

hah, i did that one once
see also: monster mania
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)

A friend of mine managed to 'come by' a stack of vouchers for free games
We spent about two months going there about twice a week. It was pretty cool.

Monster mania? What was that?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)

one of those 'playzone' type affairs
where kids can run and tumble and crack their heads together surrounded by brightly coloured plastic balls
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)

Oh, is that down by Fratton Park?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)

monster mania was in the tricorn
i used to go there as a child

there is one near fratton park though yes, and a better one in cosham
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)

Oh, I see
The tricorn was horrible wasn't it...I'm glad they pulled it down
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)

it was
although it was a fun place to skate when i was younger
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)

I remember going to the market on Saturdays with my Dad
that was right in the heart of the Tricorn. It was dark and seedy...I hated it. This would have been about 25 years ago...wow.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)

the xmas on in London is pretty good
I think the ones in the Midlands have a few attendees too. Dunno if those are open to all or not though.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)

I wanted to go to the Xmas one
but then people I want to meet started pulling out so I didn't bother. Maybe this year.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:05, archived)

We had Theoban this year
he is AWESOME
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)

I want to meet Theoban
And you of course. Actually, the list of people I have no desire to meet is much shorter.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)

i also want to meet theo and a few others
i've met spango though. she's old news!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)

Well I haven't met her
And I'm very important around here you know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)

haha

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)

hurr hurr

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)

oh man, I only went to meet you and you weren't there

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)

You lying gayer
I love you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)

there are secr3t b4sh3s?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)

well not secret
just organised off the calendar between friends, I guess.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)

there are
but we can't tell you about them. you understand, right?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)

There was a s3cr3t ba5h at my house
and even I didn't know about it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)

no, i don't
:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)

and that's why we have to keep the likes of you at arm's length

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)

(comment only available to Gold level B3tans)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)

(response only available to Gold level B3tans)
and went right up his arse
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)

Oops, forgot the tags

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)

you fool
15 gold point penalty
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)

i just want to be loved

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)

sorry, that service is also only available to gold level b3tans

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)

Worth every penny of the £4.99 a month

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

for that much I could have a subscription to Nuts magazine, and that's much better written than this place

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)

Haha
It sure is!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)

who says you can't buy love

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)

The UK Adoption Authority

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)

those guys are such a buzz kill

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)

The Beatles

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)

SOCA's human trafficking squad

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)

arrange one then, lazybones

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)

i am, me and TH are going out

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)

aw

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)

Don't tell Quinten
but I'm planning on cutting a hole in the bottom of my popcorn box for my winkie to fit through.
Then the popcorn will taste of my winkie.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

and you'll have a buttery winky to enjoy later on

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)

The secret to it is rubbing salt into my bellend
and pouring sugar all around the base of the shaft
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, archived)

you're preaching to the choir, man

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)

My sweet & savoury member shouldn't be anywhere near a choir, really

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

Havant
Rain
Sewage plant
Expectations of voicelessness
Chesse, ham & pickle sandwiches
Lots of fruit.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)

29600
hangover

you fat ballbag
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)

Ah, the Tuesday Hangover
a classic
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)

fuck off shitface

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)

when you meet a girl do you BANGOR
no I WREXHAM
oh RHYLy?
RHOOSE (yes)
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)

that's real-Y FENNI

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:27, archived)

YES

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)

i wrote a joke the other day but i don't want friz to steal it for his next tv show
so i'll post it here cos he never comes here anyway here's the joke

this hot chick keeps ringing me, i thought it was because she thinks i'm adorable.
it turns out this hot lass keeps ringing me because she thinks i'm a doorbell.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:29, archived)

classic Friz!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:07, archived)

The LOVELY Gobbo!
SAVIOUR OF /TALK!
*Manders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:29, archived)

i've been writing bad jokes
how do you make an irish stew?

a few hundred years of oppression should do the trick
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)

i'm submitting all of these to be read out at the start of ten oclock live by the one with the weird face

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:31, archived)

I thought Lauren Lavern was supposed to be the not funny one on that show.
Giving her comedy gold to read out would just be wasting it Gobbo.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)

i don't know which one is meant to be not funny i cant tell theyre all shit the whole show is shit

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:34, archived)

charlie brooker became a parody of himself jimmy carr finds himself more funny than anyone else does mitchell might as well get raped to death for all i care
at least id fuck laverne shes got that going for her
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:35, archived)

i've also been writing telly reviews as well as jokes

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:36, archived)

bored of that now
so I just crashed out for a couple of hours and I had this dream where I was back at my old house and my dad was moaning because he couldn't get channel 3409 on the freeview and he wanted to watch the footy so the telly started working and chelsea scored and it cut to a bloke in the crowd who looked like mister Spock then the telly programme changed to Star Trek but it was a shit one where Spock had flappy rubber ears like a foot long and he was in this shuttle craft and he was dead happy and he did a dance but it was like that Gene Kelly film where he ends up dancing on the ceiling

if you were a squeaky toy then what noise would you make? I'd go like SQAAARF-tik-tik-tik-tik-SQUAAAARF like that

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)

Hello baldmonkey.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)

its gilgy

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)

hello sexy

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)

you bellend

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)

whhhaaaarrrrtttt

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)

not low like a duck tho, higher than that

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)

you know what right, nearly half a fucking hour here and you're the only one who answered this properly
no wonder that Bob Manual is planning to close /talk down
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)

place needs a firm hand, people seem to be unable to answer a question

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)

I think it'd work better if you and me asked all the questions and modded all the answers

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)

No.
You'd only end up feeding all the answers to your imaginary parrot.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)

This is why baldmonkey should be TOP-MOD.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)

SQAAARF-tik-tik-tik-tik-SQUAAAARF

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)

Then what happened?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)

was the question too hard for you? no offence, dont go off on one

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)

people rarely answer my questions properly :(((((((

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)

I was more interested in the story.
Maybe you like being someone's internet bitch, all running around and answering their questions, but I have my own interests.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)

get out of my fucking thread you horrible cow

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)

i didn't want anyone to go off on one, this shit is getting ruined

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)

yeah well I didn't start it

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)

yeah, see, this to me is you going off on one, i asked you not to, csrry on if you want tho, no offence

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)

just click ignore on her, we don't need this kind of disruption
brb, need a shit now
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)

Yes, go on mongychops, click ignore. Obey him/her.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)

what the fuck is going on
/ac
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)

Mongychops like to noise me up
I like to do it back.

My jimmies ain't even rustled.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)

You're always claiming that you're not rustled.
We're not buying it.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)

But you admit you normally pay for it?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)

I'm so gorgeous other people pay me.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)

i dont even, i was just joining in this thread

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)

PC Reg Hollis from television's The Bill
/ac
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

you cant say Sgt BoB Crier, prick
i had breakfast at the same table as him, in blackfen, near sidcup, imagine that
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)

DC Tosh Lynes or GTFO

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)

burnside man, burnside, but tosh fo real life alkie creds

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)

DCI Frank Burnside was a fucking disgrace to the uniform

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)

They're always eaither a Clorisa Explains It All, or they're a Clorisa Knows It All.
Why can't they ever be like Sister Sister?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)

Life is rarely like teens/young adult television

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)

As a 28 year old, I find it weird that the Saved By The Bell kids look young to me now, when they were do much older when I was young.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)

That's adorable.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

haha
you totally wank to them
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)

Hah! you're totally NOT one of us b3ta Double Deckers then.
We have crazy adventures from our double decker bus armed to the teeth with machine guns we looted from a crashed Hun bomber, shooting dinosaurs in this valley with a caveman what we found on a rubbish tip.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)

so I was in town yesterday and I got a call from my neighbour saying I should come home because the alarm had gone off
so I got home and checked and he was right, they haven't done a good record since 68 guns
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)

~~since 68 guns~~ EVER.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)

well yeah but then the joke doesn't work

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)

Oh.
I thought it was an IRL annecdote.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)

thing is right, I don't think there is a channel 3409 on freeview

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)

For now.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)

Raining out, innit.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)

I sometimes hold my nipples and crack one off into the dishwasher if that answers your question
/ac
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)

I don't fucking know any more.
I'm trying to buy a magnetic knife rack but it's proving difficult. The internet is too big.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)

would you like to lick the sweat off my back?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)

I'd rather drip it onto a cracker first.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

why do you need magnetic knives?

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)

What's with the interrogation?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)

just answer the fucking questions ok, not got all night here

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)

I'm not sure why you both want answers so much, this is gonna be like some ID fraud shit and my bank account is gonna be rinsed.
Not fucking happening.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)

I'm only trying to get back the 8 grand I lost to ID fraud, gimme a break here

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)

you know the sound of a balloon deflating?
That.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)

"stop squeezing me please oh god i'm *sound of vomiting*"

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)

seeing as tonight seems be introspective
i dont drop litter

i drop my fag buts anywhere

give me, your good and bad sides
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)

I'm fucking LOVELY.
I don't have a bad side.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)

you must do summat that pisses someone off

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)

Nope.
Even the autisms say that I'm LOVELY.
or it gets the hose again
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)

to be honest stuj, i forgot my own question there, it was more about a contradiction in actions you do

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

Doesn't matter mongy.
This thread is now all about how LOVELY I am.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)

cant be many fat chicks to pander to these days stuj? how many left online?

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

I think most of them were baldmonkey anyway.
Doesn't matter though, I'm far too LOVELY to be fussy.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)

same as yours
though i roll my own

right im off
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)

Bye The LOVELY Dekion.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)

i don't cum in my victims

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)

That just comes under "Sensible precautions" The LOVELY mictoboy.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

good point

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)

would his daughters dna be that different from his?
could he not say she was always frothy
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)

hahaa

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)

you should tell the mods

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)

can't fucking believe hapytoast is a mod

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)

I'm always polite to strangers.
I'm too judgemental about people I know and don't have enough patience for what I think are other people's failings :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)

finally
fucking hell, man up
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)

It's ok to be judgemental as long as you're wearing a homemade Judge Dredd costume The LOVELY Drimble.
That's the rules.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)

They call me Judge Mental

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)

I once got a 80 quid fine for dropping a fag on the floor while waiting for the bus.
My ID I used, my driving lisance, was 3 house moves old, but I didn't wanna be late to the docs so I just used that and changed my address when I phoned up. That was an expensive fag.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)

gonz, why didn't you blag it?

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)

I did, I said I didn't want the bin to catch fire and I couldn't miss my bus cus it's for a doc appointment (true)
He wasn't having it and I was in such a hurry I wanted it to go asap.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)

How are fag butts not litter?
This is definitely not an alright thread.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)

that was my point
i think i dont, but i do
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)

Yeah, but you followed it with a request for good and bad sides.
What's your good side?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)

alright threads, giving fishies some exercise and MONO!'s bumhole of course.
SILLY Neptune.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)

I always recyle.
My victims clothes.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)

Your penises are all above average in size and attractiveness!
So there!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

link me up to bluestar getting huge, i met her about 7 years ago, i'd like to see what has happened?
i'm not on facebook
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

I can't see the picture anymore.
And anyway, she definitely isn't huge. She's thinner than a toothpick. And a delight in every way.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)

well i can only assume from this that she doesn't post anymore due to crossing the 'no fat chicks' line, maybe if she slims she will be allowed back

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

I'm an attention seeking prick. I'd be the first to admit it. If only for the attention HAHAHAHAAH
but even by my standards, lezzing up with another internet munter at a bash for attention is fucking low.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

yeah that is low, depends if you are cunted tho, i still do stupid shit when cunted, i never learn

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

Not that I'm saying anyone did this.
Because that would be wrong, okay.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)

This site is well lol when it picks on peoples physical attributes
Rathen should come back, he was well good at that
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

Oh.
But it's fine to call ME a fat ballbag.
Just because I AM a fat ballbag.
I see.
I understand.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

You fat ballbag

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)

I see.
So it's only wrong to make fun of FEMALES for being fat.
I think I understand what's going on now.
It's to do with putting our oversized willies in things, isn't it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)

well you are
and a pyro
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

I'm assured that's not the point.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)

I'm assured that you are a fat ballbag, who steals dildos and punches walls
what have you to say on the matter?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)

All of these are true.
Also, I am an attention seeking prick with mental health issues.
And I ejaculate prematurely.
But no one is allowed to say so. Because I'm best mates with a mod.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7482025
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

i love that you still dis autisms
you're v brave
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)

I mean it in the best possible way
you've met me, you fat ballbag. I made people read / and-or listen to your damn poetry.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

Hey! I'm not saying this stuff ain't true.
I'm just saying, I'm going to take offence and whine anyway.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)

stick it up your parrot

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

man i should of trademarked that,
i saw you playing mw2 earlier, get 3, we can play online, call them all fat cunts, i'm a bit shit tho
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)

i got it cos it was £8 in game
I thought I'd try it and if I liked it I'd get MW3.
Not decided yet.
I am shit at it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)

play online, team deathmatch, unlock your guns and do the challenges, you'll get into it
great online fun if you only have 30 mins to spare and want to shoot people
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)

will do at some point
mostly i keep doing the airport thing. it makes me laugh a little bit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

i like to pretend it is the queue for the eurostar on the way back from disneyland
it looks similar enough
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)

the warning made me laugh, well gay, gta dont do that shit

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)

hype, innit
gta don't need to do that
they get the offensiveness just right without trying

NIGHT
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

you fat ballbag

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)

live by the sword and all that, but to get stepped for a week for upsetting a person reading comments about an online chum is taking it a step far
forums eh, i shit em
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

kudos to the mods that time
with the FP and so on. It was a time for family and for processes to be complete. I think we both made that case, and it was respected.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)

old mods tho wern't it, not these new pricks

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)

fucking idiots
I've modded BBS's and forums for close to 20 years. I know when to be a cunt, a judge or an agent provocateur. It's exactly the same as managing a team.

Every word, instruction, suggestion or command requires a time and a context.

Fuck these fat ballbags. Happytoast as a mod? REALLY?
Might as well make mofaha mod. Artistic talent, yes. Social skills? No.
Doesn't work for the greater community.

But then, I'm an autistic meme-repeating pisshead cunt. The fuck do I know about shit?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)

i've no idea whether i'm being congratulated, admonished or not mentioned here
i might go eat crisps
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)

it was a transient reference

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)

SO IS YOUR FACE'S MOTHER

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)

what does this mean?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)

someone died, we didn't get an icon :(

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)

what the fuck does that have to do with anything
i'm fed up with hearing about people i don't care about dying
i consider almost everyone here to be a prick and i'd be glad if some website based plague killed them all tonight
that's why i wear condoms on my hands when i type
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)

I resent this downright flagrant lying

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

Sorry.
The arsehole troll in me won't be quietened.
I'm off to kill myself.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

Ha ha, you like cock.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)

SO IS YOUR FACE

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)

YOU'RE MUM IS FACE

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7481937
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

up yours, Broadsword
if that is your real name.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)

Ha!

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

can we re-ban baldmonkey?
it's a lot more funny without him.

The fat ballbag.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

I quite like baldmonkey, except when he's being un-necessarily abusive
is that wrong?
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

Mind you, he is a fat ballbag

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

and he looks exactly like Eddie Hitler

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

he looks exactly like Eddie Hitler

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

does he look a bit like Eric pickles?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

he is also a fat ballbag
set it on record.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)

You aren't allowed to call people fat just because they are.
You are worse than two hitlers and six leprosies.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

you look like Eddie Hitler
p.s. you fat ballbag
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

OH MY GOD!
I CAN'T BELIVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT JUST BECAUSE I DO.
/complaining to the mods
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

fuck the mods
as if. Be serious.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)

all mods are cunts, and to claim to be one outlines you as an even bigger cunt

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

the mods on here are cunts, a recently we got 2 new mods, /board got happytoast and he changes people opinions to suit himself and manolith on /talk who wont let you talk about his mates
great forum rob, you massive ginger spastic, dont let adults mods the site, let little kids
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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)

I couldn't have put it better myself
ultimately, Rob is the ballbag.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)

alright anyone who isn't trying to ruin our pooey ballbags with politics?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

alright bm, I refuse to do more than two threads mocking you

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

You were mocking me?
I totally missed that.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

It's cos I'm shit at mocking :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
`((((((((((((((((((((
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

Dude. No way.
You rock at the mock.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

You smell of poo
proper smelly poo
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

See!
Also, I am totally complaing to the mods about this.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

I'm totally a mod now and am going to ban you for this

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)

"mod now"? "cod cow" more like!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

You frightful troll

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

I'm no troll.
The only bridge I've ever been under is your mum's dental restoration used to replace a missing tooth. With my cock. Because she gave me a blow job. And has poor oral hygiene.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)

oh fuck off you fat ballbag

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)

Yes yes yes.
You ALL have big willies... Can we calm down a little now?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)

What are you trying to say Maffers?
I do not understand.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
Please explain it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

Thought as much.
Just nonsensey trolling.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

no.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)

Because it's basically nonsense.
YOU PERSON WHO HAS A BIG COCK.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

**Australian soap star in b3ta cock size comparison shocker**
more on page 4
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

and pages 5-9 when broadsword whips his out

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

I keep my balls in a bag!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)

Don't fucking push it, dude.
I WILL complain to the mods.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

Not if I get there first

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

Shit got nasty, y'all.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

I just plucked a grey nose hair :((

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)

le gros sac de testicle?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

le complain to the mods?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

et ta maman
Hawheehawheehawhee
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)

how long did you get stepped for? my longest is 7 days, although i didn't post about manoliths clique

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

It's awful, apparently to post about someone who isn't here because that upsets them the most.
Which is why we've all stopped talking about how shit Sammi, Damion and Friz were.
Also, one should never say anything true.
And we definitely shouldn't make personal comments. Which is why everyone gets stepped for saying Adam is a prick with a shit hobby and shitter job.
So you see, it has nothing to do with favouritism. Honest.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)

Hahaha...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/16/english-defence-league-league-tommy-robinson-twitter-hash-tag_n_1427845.html?ref=uk-politics

Come on people, join in the fun!

i herd they dont like jews and gays...need some jewish gay friends pronto!?! Help pls anyone?!! don't wanna get blown up :(
#creepingsharia
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

Come on guys, enough of that shit.
There's a new thread in town.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

HAM IN FRIDGE

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)

TITS IN BRAS

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)

SWEATY SWEATY SWEATY *SPULFF*

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

don't link to that piece of shit here
that moonfaced child-killing arsehole works for that unfunny rag.

Fuck that link right off.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

That's harsh, his make believe kid DIED for his comedy

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

cripes!

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

wow
what did he do to you?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

posted

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

alright anyone who isn't a big fat ballbag who smells of poo?

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

alright anyone who isn't all smelly like a poo?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

alright anyone who isn't a fat ballbag?

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

alright?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)

fuck off, you weren't invited to the office party
Who was, and what are they doing?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)

I was but I ducked out early and took the slutty secretary to the pub.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:39, archived)

Tom Cum. Cumbellina.
Respectively.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

alright monwaitaminute
alright bladers you bullying ballbag
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)

TOTALLY COMPLAINING TO THE MODS ABOUT THIS.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

Why aren't YOU a mod yet?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)

Lack of justice.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

Someone at work got diagnosed with cancer in January
they died last week :(
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)

Tumourch information.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)

I see what you did there

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)

Trying to lift the grief with levity, guy.
Chin up. Plenty more fish in the sea.
People don't say that to widows enough.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

Condolences chap.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

Evening!

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

So fucking what?
Stop bullying me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

Ballbag.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

COMPLAINING TO THE MODS RIGHT HERE.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

Assuming you're not gay, which person of the same gender do you think is a good representation of Beauty?
Assuming you are gay, fuck off queero, stop gawping at my bum.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)

not you, breezeblock-face

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

you cruelly mock my chiselled jaw :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)

it looks like something that cooled at the base of a volcano

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)

Ha!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

Near The Top - Dan Le Sac vs Scroob.Pip live.
www.ustream.tv/channel/dan-le-sac-vs-scroobius-pip-unfurled
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)

Did you hear him reading out my question and answering?
Did you? DID YOU?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)

They asked for questions and I asked if they would come to Aberdeen.
He read it out and said it's not like he can drive there right now. Haha.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)

Ahh man, missed it, I'm fb-friends with a hot girl from (I think) aberdeen who I made lol on pip's wall, true story.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)

ch be-j
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)

*real life chuckle*

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

YOU!
Still here despite baldmonkey's TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING, huh?
Hello.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)

I love baldmonkey's terrible internet bullying.
It makes me feel special, like a minor local celebrity who receives hate mail and sculptures crafted from human excrement.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)

It's just his way of showing affection.
Or perhaps thwarted desire, who knows.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)

I like to think it's acceptance
Years ago the comments were filled with active dislike, now the death threats are just playful.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)

I still think you're basically a prostitute actively contributing to a misogynistic society.
But I like you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

IT'S JUST YOGHURT!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)

Tangy, salty yoghurt
full of microscopic tadpoles?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)

Doesn't Martine McCutcheon advertise that?

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)

I wish they'd just come out and say it with those ads
"ACTIVIA - HELPS YOU POO"
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

Your mum.
Oh, hang on, you said "beauty". Never mind.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)

also, wrong sex
or are you coming out of the genderswap closet, mrs tea?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)

She's more of a man than I'll ever be. :(

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)

so's frisbee adam
HOOOOOOOOOO!

i'm not sure why i'm insulting everyone. better stop in case grace dent is here
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

:(((((

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)

Very Photogenic Man

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)

i have a real name, you know

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)

That's Extra-genic, not photogenic
you massive Downs
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)

more like SEXtragenic

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)

en
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)

haha

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)

Tom Jones

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)

Ryan Moloney.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)

Toadfish is all that is man

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)

^ What the lady there said ^^^

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)

is
+fancies
~~ll that is~~
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)

I always thought Liv Tyler was beautiful, in a classical way

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)

24ct elvish puss-ay,
aww hellz yeah :D
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)

Rob Manuel, duh.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)

Brown-noser

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

He's still not going to let you have a go on his winkie you know.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7481839
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)

So many sad chins :*(

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)

That's /talk in a nutshell really, isn't it?

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)

All the neckfolds salty and moist with tears and dorito dust

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)

Oh Jesus, you do know how to paint a picture...
*boik*
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)

*takes a bow*

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
You filthy Ginge-lover.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)

true beuaty comes from the inside, so my answer is that german doctor who does the tv autopsies

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)

She seems like a bit of a dick
But Sienna Miller is very beautiful.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)

I'm bisexual, what about me?
As it stands, Jack Harkness and the Italian bloke in the latest series of Torchwood? Phwoar, torch wasn't the only kind of wood at that time, I tell you.
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B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)

That means you have to select a non-human.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)

The doctor, then.

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B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)

for fuck's sake

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)

poor old B.T
unattractive to both sexes
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)

Hello Parrott.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)

stop being so greedy

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)

I believe the term is "Equal Opportunities"

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)

I prefer to think of it as
"not picky"
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)

~~not picky~~ desperate
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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)

BELGIAN HALFPOOF!

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fatpoof, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)

I always thought that Elvis was very beautiful when he was young

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)

Actually, this.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)

Alistair Stewart, what a guy

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)

beauty lies in the eye of noddy holder

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)

You're the beauty of my eye know what I mean?
Phwooar.

Always,
b xx
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)

wilfrid bramble as alfred steptoe

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)

Dirty old man?
He got done for cottaging you know. Which is an alarming thought.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)

I never knew that 2H

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)

Sorry :(

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

I don't know why you're apologising for me not knowing wilfrid bramble got done for cottaging, it's not like I have any emotional attachment to him or anything

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)

not now I've had all that counsellling anyway, took a while, mind

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)

I guess I'm just sorry in general
I'm not apologising...I'm just sorry
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)

so you should be young man, now go to your room

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)

Can I take someone with me?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)

wilfrid bramble will go with you I imagine

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)

:((((

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)

oh come on it won't be that bad, just think of his stubbly chin scratching on your ballbag while he noshes you off

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)

Hmmm...I must admit, a gummy BJ does sound good
And with your eyes closed you'd never know, I guess. Ok, sold. Bring him back from the dead, and I'll do it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
HAROOOOOOOOLD???!!
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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)

If I was sexface, I'd have to say sexface probably.
Luckily I'm not.
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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)

George Takai.
His personailty and brain make him a good representation of beuty.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)

nothing you post convinces me you're anything other than a bit weird and autism

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)

clickin dis

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)

as an entirely straight man I'd have to say both hairy bikers oiled and wrestling on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)

I don't understand the question.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)

If you fancy ladies, which man do you think is the most attractive?
And vice-versa. Hello, Stuj! :D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)

Oh.
Uhhhm Probably the main dwarf in Time Bandits then.
'Ning The LOVELY tiny spangles.
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)

For fuck's sake, this is like an office party

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)

You're photocopying your genitals again Grrry?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)

baldmonkey's giving the manager a blowjob in the stationery closet again?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)

Sammi's had a little too much to drink and is flirting outrageously with Frisbee-teaboy?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)

I imagine your office parties are a lot like a Ferrero Rocher commercial
but with you scowling in the corner at all the people having fun
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)

That is frighteningly astute

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)

Morning
I had a lovely weekend.
You?
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MONO!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

HORSE PUN THREAD RUINER!
Alright?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)

Horses and all affiliated items are shit.

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MONO!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

You spiteful cow

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

Fuck off,
zebras are wicked.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

zebrae?
zebrata?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)

Zebrii?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)

where would we be without dogfood and glue?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)

I need about 3 or 4 grand Manolith
Any thoughts?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)

I make that between 27,272 and 36,363 tramps.
Better get to work.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)

Woah
I don't have that sort of time on my hands
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

what do you need it for?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)

Is is important?
my fucking teeth. Grrrr
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)

fuck that
spend it on presents for me instead

that is my advice
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

While that IS a lovely idea
My teeth are about to break at any moment, and I A) look terrible without them and B) can't talk properly. For someone in my line of work, this is a bit of a problem.
And no, my company won't help me out.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)

oh dear :(
i don't really have a helpful suggestion. only silly ones.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)

VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE
Nah, I'm going to have to bite the bullet (so to speak) and pay for it. Why I can't I be more like those people that don't care what their teeth look like?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)

I had the option of having my wisdom teeth removed
meaning a broken jaw, massive incisions and up to six weeks recovery, or just whipping out my back teeth and letting the wisdom teeth grow into the space. Which I did, and it took half an hour and I only took one day off.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

That's clever,
most people can't perform their own dental surgery. I had to get someone to do mine for me.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)

Mass Effect 3 ate my free time.
I have nobody but myself to blame.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

i like to think your parents are at least partly responsible

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)

What parents?

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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)

they were the people who originally threw the frisbee to you

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)

Wait.....wasn't that God?

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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)

God threw a flying disc to you
threw a flying disc to you
threw a flying di-isc to everyone
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)

So there you go

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)

It's a sign, it must be
I shall for evermore talk about frisbee and change my name to something about frisbees.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)

I worked a lot and slept very little.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)

it was the weekend, you spastic
you got it the wrong way round
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)

This weekend is my weekend off though.
Finish on Friday at 3, back Tuesday at 3.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

Hey Mono,
my weekend was fine thanks. how was the north?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

Dirty.
Really, REALLY dirty.
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MONO!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)

Made some fooood
Went quadbiking, looked around a nuclear bunker.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)

WOAH
That sounds like an AWESOME® weekend!
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MONO!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)

The quadbiking was ok, it was spoilt by the 14-year old in the group who wouldn't go more than 5 miles an hour
which meant we all had to go 5 miles an hour. Was fun but not as exciting as it could have been. The bunker was good, a proper shonky English museum. In the middle of nowhere, lots of crappy exhibits with manky dummies, signs everywhere made in Word with clipart.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)

its the afternoon, you maniac

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)

Oh Quinten, you're forgetting...
Mono is a MASSIVE DOWNS!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)

like Epsom?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)

Don't they make printers?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)

And bath salts, which are great for achey muscles.

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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)

yeah, it was alright
you?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)

After getting the free copy of fallout from gog.com last week
I had a look through their whole catalogue.

My bank account is a bit emptier now :(
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B.T., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)

Yeah, way to kill the board, mono
you dull prick
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)

Horse Song Pun Thread!
Brown Shergar
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)

Man o War, huh, what is it good for?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)

red, red rum

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)

RED-let's get ready to-RUMble.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)

Love Foal

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)

Whores - Patti Smith
Or something, I dunno.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)

It's the Fi-nal Fur-Long
diddle-eee dooo di-di-di-dii durrrrr....
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)

haha!
*headbangs*
*air guitars*
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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)

Rockin' Dobbin

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)

My Neigh (Or The Highway) by Limp SeaBizkit

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)

Like Glue - Sean Paul.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)

Foal Man

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)

Steeplechasey Lain - Bloodhound Gang

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)

The Man Hoof Foaled The World
David Bowie
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)

Pony the Lonely

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)

I Gee-Gee Mine

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)

The Only Neigh Is Up

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)

+ Giddy-

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)

+ for shoe and me now
/tenuous
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)

Canter Clause Is Comin' To Town

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)

I see a red rum door and I want to paint it black beauty

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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)

Jump

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)

God Gave Fetlock and Foal To You

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)

Oh, I say
*applause*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)

Gymkhana Chameleon

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)

Woah Neigh Back.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)

I wanna be your mane squeeze

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)

Jockey Wilson said

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)

Long Stall Filly

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)

I don't know any horses, or any music

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)

Too Shire
by Kajageegee
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)

Do you have a pun thread spideysense?

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)

My crippling excema starts tingling
and I start making sharp nasal exhalations whenever one starts up.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)

The palms start sweating
glasses slide down your nose etc
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)

if you two want to cyber can you do it elsewhere pls, cheers

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)

don't lie, this is the most excitement you've had all day

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)

~~day~~ year
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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)

my cardy's chafing at the armpits
and my hair could do with a comb.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

PHWOOAAR

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)

you scruffy oik

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)

+r
a ent

'noon big fella!
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)

Wotcher cock
all well? That took me far too long.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

Well it was a bit strained (fnar fnar).
All good here, ta.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)

Mistletoe And Wine coming down the final straight now, it's going to be a close finish aaaaand Mistletoe And Wine takes the win

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)

I shot the Shergar: Bob Marley.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)

Aintree Sweet, Just Walkin' Down The Street
The Sun Ascot His Hat On.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)

oh yes.

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)

hay - pixies
hay ya - outkast
hay jude - beatles
hay hay what can i do - led zeppelin
hay joe - jimi hendrix
hay oh - rhcp
hay there delilah - plain white tees
hay you - pink floyd
hay boy hay girl - chemical brothers
hay mickey - tony basil
hay baby - no doubt
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)

Hay Lady Hay - Bob Dylan
Hay My Name - Destiny's Child
Sing If You're Glad To Be Hay - Tom Robinson
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)

Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) - pixies
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) ya - outkast
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) jude - beatles
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) what can i do - led zeppelin
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) joe - jimi hendrix
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) oh - rhcp
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) there delilah - plain white tees
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) you - pink floyd
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) boy Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) girl - chemical brothers
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) mickey - tony basil
Neeeigh (the sound a horse makes) baby - no doubt
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)

You Shook Me All Night Longface

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)

Mean Mr Mustang

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)

Ketamine Mr.Mustard

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

I Spay A Little Mare For You.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)

Gymkahna Chameleon

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

oh two hats
half an hour late
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)

Did we lose a few /talkers over the weekend?
Maybe they were running in the National.

Good morning, whoever's out there. How does Monday find you? Well?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)

Morning... I won some money on the national but I can't work out how much..
(Bibi Belle, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)

Hello new person/old person pretending to be new
Take the ticket into the bookies and they'll tell you I guess. Sorry, I've never done it before so I don't know how it works.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)

How rude
And to think that it's /talk that's considered the more anti-social of all the boards.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)

Cheers! I won around £83! Blimey thought it was about £15.
(Bibi Belle, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)

there you go!
Now, about my consultancy fee...
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)

alrighy twohats,
I had to run someone else's pub last night, their pub was filthy, it was a bit horrid.

How was your weekend?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

Oh no
Were you tempted to tidy up before you started?

Yeah, not bad. Saw Balders yesterday, had fun. Today I think I have tonsilitis. Not caught from Balders. I think.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)

~~think~~ hope
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)

I ought to start calling all my past partners
And that's a MASSIVE list, as I'm sure you can imagine.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)

[insert fat joke here]

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)

can't,
not enough room
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)

Most of the Earth's human population
and a few select members of its non-human population, I shouldn't wonder.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)

The world and elsewhere

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)

gosh!

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)

a little,
Didn't though. Not really my responsibilty, was only there so the staff could pop out for a little party.

I had great fun Saturday lunch Time tearing round the grounds of a stately home in an old defender 90, I want to buy one now. Buy me a land rover. Or ask balders if he will, in fact it'd be easier if you, baldmonklet and Mano all chip in, then you can drive it up here together for me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)

You're a good person really
So we've got to buy you a car? Well I'll talk to the boys, but I wouldn't get your hopes up.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)

you're rubbish friends,
And not a car, one of these
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)

Cor
That's manly
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)

you, yesterday:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNybnRkj-MY
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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)

/talkers? Running?
Ahahahaha!

Hahaha.

Ahaha. Aha. Ha.

Oh, me. *wipes eyes*
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)

Oh, oh I say! Yes!
Hahaha. Yes, quite good!

Seriously though, did they have to shoot someone?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)

I gather some people did a race with horseys and stuff.
That's all I know. I'm not the best person to ask about this.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)

I think it was the Grand National at the weekend
There was certainly a big horse race at the weekend, and that's the only one that I know the name of.
Ooh...the Derby. Is that one?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)

There's Newmarket and Epsom and Sandown.
Which is confusing, as there's a Sandown on the Isle of Wight where I grew up, but it's not that Sandown.

Wow, actually I know more than I thought I did.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)

You grew up in Sandown?
Almost my whole family are from Ryde!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)

I grew up on the mainland, but still

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)

When my mum used to work at the tech college outside Newport
she had a colleague who unironically referred to the mainland as "the north island".
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)

Oh good heavens, no.
I just meant the IOW. I lived in Freshwater Bay. WEST SIDE! *inept 'gang sign'*

Ah, Ryde. Was never my favourite town TBH but I had some fun nights there moshing to mates' bands in the back room at the Royal Squadron, a.k.a. the Squalordron. :)
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)

Oh no, it's a shit hole
I have fantastic childhood memories of the place, but I think that's because of WHO I was with, rather than the location.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)

It often smells of poo. Portsmouth's poo.
That means baldmonkey's poo. Just think about that.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:44, archived)

i quite enjoy the odd day trip to the iow
it keeps getting more expensive to get there though
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)

does this mean you are both related?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

also: lovers

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)

I bet they can high six each other after sex

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)

No, just one of us.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)

Almost certainly, yes

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)

you're practically an expert.
I vote Mr. Tea for /talk horse race stuff correspondent.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)

*does mad nonsensical nose-tapping semaphore bollocks*

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

neptunes gonna be pissed about this

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)

he'll be alright,
I'm sure neps has a fallback skill. He'd be silly not to.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)

i have several medals for running, i'll have you know

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)

BULLSHIT
Alright love
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

next time i see you, i'll wear them all
and they'll clank together in your STUPID FACE
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)

I'd like that, in a perverse sort of way

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)

that's the way (uh huh uh huh) you like it

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)

*shakes booty*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)

hi talk

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)

What am I, chopped liver?
Hello Quinten
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

hi Two Hats

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)

You alright m'love?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)

monday morning does NOT find me well?
things are shitty at work and likely to remain so
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

Uh oh
So now they're all back, shit's going down?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)

yeah, and on top of that senior management have made a decision that makes life pointlessly difficult for everyone in the department

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)

Man, there must be something in the water
This seems to be a common complaint amongst all of my friends.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)

ditto
i'll kill yours if you'll kill mine
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)

what is this, horrible bosses?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)

i didn't see that because jenifer aniston makes me want to hurt her
i'm one of the bosses here, its the staff i want dead
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)

hire me instead
wait, what do you do?

it's not a terrible film. jennifer aniston is less annoying than usual
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)

we're legal and accounting
but i'm seriously considering cashing in and getting out of here, its doing me in
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)

I read the BBC story about the bloke whose horse was put down this weekend
and he was all blubbing and saying "it was a family pet, had him since he were a foal, the kids are devastated".

You put your family pet in a Death Race where forty 2-tonne beasts charge around a muddy track littered with obstacles, and now you're upset? What the fuck did you think would happen? For fuck's sake, you might as well have given the family Micra to the Stig and then got all teary when he stuffed it into the barriers at Silverstone.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)

Yes
Particularly when this seems to happen every year. It's going to happen to someone, and that someone might be you. Or rather, your horse.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)

is this all rethorical? or would you like others to answer some or all of these questions? they would probably all be better answered by the horses owner i suppose

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)

fuck off back to Knightsbridge

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)

what is your thing with knightsbridge? do you see it as utopia or some shit

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)

Nah, not really, but it's the only place I can imagine that doesn't have a local newsagents

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)

I don't have a newsagents
unless a co-op counts
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)

What the fuck is wrong with your country?
Where can you go if you just need a scratchcard, two Chomps and a copy of Big Bavarian Beauties?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)

knightsbridge

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)

stupid humans and their 'emotions'

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:01, archived)

I'm sure the story had the line "we never thought this could happen".
I'VE heard of horses being put down after races. This cunt's a professional horse breeder, and he "never thought this could happen"? Fuck off, how much did that horse owe you, you're blubbering about the loss of your investment, not your brown-eyed soft-maned whinnying friend.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)

wow

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)

He's totally right, though.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)

Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown-eyed soft-maned whinnying friend
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)

I would Shoe Anything For Love
but I won't hoof that
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)

Toys and things that come by the dozen
That ain't nothin' but drug store lovin'
Pretty little thing, let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm sure hard to saddle, yes I am
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)

Woah-oh! We're half way there-re
Woah-OH! Livin' on a Mare!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)

It seems last week's money was pissed about being skipped
So it decided to join forces with this monday to make a mega-tede monday
Edit: whoops, emoticon fail
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

MAKE MORE SENSE
/ac
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)

^ this really, what the fuck are you on about adam?

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)

do you really care? this is the old half a story thing batsdyke used to do to try and generate interest in its dull life

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)

I don't mind Adam really, he's ok, but you're right I couldn't really give a toss about what he did at the weekend.

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)

is a prick way to go about things, it's much like the 'hey what are you guys doing? i'm doing blah blah blah blah.....' needy dull prick

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mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)

You're like a poor man's Dr Preference
You should relax and just go with the flow
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)

Oh hi there mongy, didn't notice you for all the happines you were exuding

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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)

I have a real job where we're paid monthly

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)

Where's my Frisbee, Frisbee?
/ac
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)

It's on the way, fella!
Although there may be another one up for grabs now. The new one I bought the other day is a knock off. Grrr
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)

YES!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)

you gave adam your address? you know that when he spazzes out on here for the final time, he's going to hunt you down and the results won't be sexy

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spesh., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)

He's not the only one, fancy pants
People are starting to tolerate me, here...
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Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)

i'm at the barbers, who wants a bag of my hair?

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)

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