You've just ruined a perfectly good Baldmonkey threadHe's probably killed himself now. I imagine he's deliberately forced himself into a diabetic coma with a bunch of cheap shit he bought from Tesco.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09,
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I think it must be a fat ballbagLike this perhaps
www.b3tards.com/u/0fcb2734f07769c5925f/bmicon.jpg
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:12,
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fat ballbag with cat legs pissing on an orchestra.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:12,
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design that in the right size and i'll do what i can to make it a reality(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13,
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you're on!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:15,
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yet stuj is dead and we got nowt(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:56,
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We've all seen this dog fancy dress costume, right?https://twitter.com/#!/warrenchrismas/status/202737193016492032/photo/1
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16,
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Fucking hell!(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:21,
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if you open the chest, you win pulsating red treasure!(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:15,
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This should pave the way for a Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides remake with dogs.Penélope Cruz can play herself.
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2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:34,
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You're killing this place(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:41,
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set yourself on fire(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:14,
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hoursSet a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:25,
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Shut your bunhole.(
2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:29,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:29,
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:33,
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alright baldmonkey, seen any birds today?(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:34,
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I seen a chiken dun a sik last weekendthat's better than anything balders has EVER seen
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spesh, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:37,
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I sent him a picture of a dead Goldfinchhe told me to "fuck off"
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:39,
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how rude!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:42,
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He's an incredibly rude manHe once stood next to my wife with his finger poking out of his flies so it looked like he'd got his willy out. Ask him if that's true.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:43,
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did he beckon people towards him with it?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47,
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Almost certainlyI was trying not to look at him. Which is what one generally does in the company of Baldmonkey.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49,
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I bet he puts his fungers above your head in photos making you look like a bunny.he's such a meanie!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:48,
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I heard he has a bowtie that spins at up to 400rpm(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:55,
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It's when he gets out his Little Britain talking keychainThen the laughter REALLY begins!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:57,
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ugh, I bet he has a lovely looking flower on his lapell but when you go to smell it water squirts in your face.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:57,
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My GodHe's so fucking WAKI
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:00,
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I heard he has a red noseand bright red cheeks. Late stage rosacea.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08,
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i hope you held it's feather back and rubbed it's back(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:43,
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TRIFLE!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:34,
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do you like sherry in yours?(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:48,
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only if it's homemade.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49,
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see that was always my issue with them, my nan always added sherry and i don't like it(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52,
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my mum made a great trifle with sherry.from the shops though it's full of ming.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:56,
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i used to eat the trifle sponges, and my mum would be all ' hey you ate all the sponges' shame she upped and died(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:01,
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oh man :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:02,
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Fucking hellwww.findelahistoria.com/web/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ozombie.jpg
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47,
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YES! more of this.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49,
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Question of the WeekHelp us choose the new QOTW: POLL HERE
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Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:14,
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Pervy, sweaty palmed votes ahoy!(
Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:15,
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oh hai scaryduck!!can I have a signed copy of your book?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:15,
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FINE.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:34,
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Achievement 25G Unlocked:Frank's Mushrooms
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:21,
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lolclikin diz!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:23,
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I'm extremely keen on becoming a DictatorIf you were an all-powerful autocrat, what would you do? You can't say Your Mum.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:29,
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where's MMPS, I've never heard the phrase "a half gill" as a measure of whiskey. He's either making it up, or being all Scottish again.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 17 May 2012, 10:32,
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YOU'RE a pre-metric spirit measure(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:58,
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He's been trying to give me a hard time on OTUntil someone made the fatal mistake of thinking what I said was clever, and then he was all OMG :O
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:37,
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Figured it's for the best.I'm not here, by the way. You're just imagining me.
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:40,
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wwwoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:50,
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they all think you're a prick.soz :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:44,
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sorry, I only click good links.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:55,
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i'm clicking but it won't let me play the game :'((
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:57,
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i aint fallin' for that, punk(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:00,
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Somebody will and when it does, there will be much celebration(
NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:02,
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have you really gone to /OT?dude, you let BM get to you?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:04,
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Well I'm still here but OT looks a bit more like the kind of place where people'd put up more with my nonsenseAnd yes, the old "10: Print 'kill yourself' 20: go to 10" was shit
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:07,
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In before BM, Grr and mmps tell me how thoroughly happy they are that I'm fucking off, that I was always shit and good riddance(
NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:08,
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stick around, you're alright really, at least now you've learnt not to spaz out at the slightest provocation(
spesh, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:24,
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Oh. :'(Dont go. i like you really.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:27,
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+you'll need it(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:11,
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Well with mmps trying ever so hard to tell everybody how much of a prick I am over there I may be flitting between the two.(
NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:14,
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you're right, I'm being rude.you can do this all by yourself.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:18,
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your shitting me? and you work in a pubAll spirits were served in gills before millimetres
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:38,
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before my time mongy, Couldn't give a fuck how things used to be. I'm not running a pub in the 50's
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 17 May 2012, 10:56,
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tradition means nothing :((
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:59,
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I'm not making it up! google it!en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gill_(unit)
you should bin that barman degree, it's obviously a fake!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:43,
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I do not want to look at defective fish flaps thank you very much.(
2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:51,
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well, you're missing out.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:56,
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i bet he can paint a lovely chalk board tho(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:52,
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his flower boxes are the bizniz!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:57,
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fair enough, I'm a young man, and ignorant of the old ways. But as I said to mongy, it doesn't matter.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 17 May 2012, 10:58,
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oh man, you need to learn your heritage!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:00,
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i dunno man, We still run everything in gallons and pints, what more do you want?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:02,
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I'll have 0.6 litres of ale please, Bar Keep!(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:04,
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three flagons of cider please innkeep.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:05,
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That'll be 0.0154 doubloons, please.Or two and six, in new money.
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i think the main reason we don't switch to litres is because of all the moaning from the real ale camp.And they moan about everything. Miserable cunts can't just enjoy a pint.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:06,
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LOL! that's a barman's joke!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:08,
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MMMM.....nutty aroma....oak cask I'll be bound....floral aftertaste*burps*
*smokes clay pipe*
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:09,
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Make blood sports compulsory in schools.(
2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:40,
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but i AM an all-powerful autocrati was watching the 2004 royal rumble yesterday. did you know they used brodus clay's entrance music before for a guy called ernest 'the cat' miller?
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:43,
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TNA still use Mr.Perfect's old music sometimesThose pricks
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:51,
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this is basically the exact same gimmick thoughalthough instead of a hulking mongoloid dancing it was a black guy who would routinely get beaten up while dancing
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:53,
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But then aren't all the storylines bascially a re-hash of an old one at some point?That was one of the things I found a little disappointing watching the Rumble this year, is that nothing's changed. The talent and spectacle is still there, but a lot of it is just...well....silly.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:55,
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wrestling? silly?*slaps with velvet glove*
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:56,
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*demands chain/barbed wire/flaming tables/AIDS infected needle match to settle the score*(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:58,
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Got to save something for the re-match(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:00,
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*staple guns forehead*Ah New Jack...the only wrestler (to my knowledge) that has actually murdered people.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:08,
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Benoit?And New Jack was justifiable homicide according to the courts
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:12,
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Oh, of courseDidn't think about Benoit.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:13,
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that's the second time you've forgotten about benoit(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:13,
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Can you blame me?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:16,
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I accept this with grace and humility(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:20,
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I like watching clips of PWG, Lucha Vavoom or Chikara matchesThey have a lot of fun, but there is decent wrestling. It's like mainstream wrestling needs another shift, like the attitude era in the mid 90s, it hasn't changed for the next generation. People like Chuck Taylor, Colt Cabana or the great tag teams they have in those independants would help.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:13,
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i like this guyyoutu.be/f2D2th4BNis
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:15,
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That's....a doll, right?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:17,
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The Japanese know how to have fun, but also to have really serious shit(
magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:19,
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Who was the guy that was covered in Kanji tattoos?He was incredible.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:21,
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Here he is, against a young Matt Hardywww.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb2tXCdpqw
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:24,
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actually, now I think about itI believe he was called Hakushi
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:26,
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You know, I think you're right(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:27,
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I keep saying this myselfIt needs to be shaken up again. Like you say, the Attitude era did for wrestling what grunge did for 80's hair metal.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:16,
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I'd kill adam.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:46,
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Deaths squads...Would be dispatched the second I came to power, with an extensive list.
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Uh ohIt's Backwards Cooper. Watch out for Manolith...he hates backwards names.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:53,
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rrrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:56,
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Now ya dunnit(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:56,
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I hope it's not me :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:09,
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Philosophical SnacksPickled Onion Ubermensch
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:24,
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socrates and vinegar(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:29,
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shit, socrates and voltaire would be better :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:31,
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John Locke's Teacakes(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:32,
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nietzsche tea biscuits(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:33,
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birdseye plato waffles(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:36,
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potato aristotles(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:40,
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francis bacon fries(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:39,
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Logical Positivismash potato(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:42,
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John Stuart Millkyway.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:43,
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Ex(istentialism) Benedict(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:44,
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Some revels. But only the ones with reasons (raisins) in them(
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:46,
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Rusk Spake Zarathustra(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:47,
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Thus Flake Zarathustra(
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:51,
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Schroedingers Catfish Gumbo(
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:52,
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Thus Spake Zarathustreacle tart(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:55,
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kripke kreme doughnuts(
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Jean Jacque Rousseaubergine(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:57,
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When the fuck was an aubergine a snack?(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:19,
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Thomas Brownie(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:00,
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:01,
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Charlie Watts(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:01,
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Why you always gots to troll everything two hatter?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:07,
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Sorry, did I misunderstand the question?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:10,
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Daily-Mail-Reading-Bloke-down-the-Pub Bullshit On Toast(
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:03,
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Thus Spake CORNISH FUCKING PASTY thustra(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:05,
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Nietcheese and onion (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:08,
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Philosophical Jaffa Cakes(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:13,
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:16,
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:20,
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:21,
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BOHEMIAN KITTYFUCKY(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:26,
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Another One Bites The GUST(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:28,
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Good MorningParents are proper annoying aren't they.
I have a massive headache brought on just by how annoying they are.
Of course that could just be a tumor.
You?
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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:46,
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Parents just don't understand.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:48,
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Parents seem to think that their children don't think of them as human.I think it's the other way around.
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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:49,
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shove a rubik's cube up your cock hole and shit out a hipster(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:52,
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i pist on a orkester(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:07,
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bored of that now alt pricks(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:11,
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I know I don'tAll this modern music like The Wiggles and Peppa Pig confounds me.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:55,
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I might go shit.LOOK OUT BELOW!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:09,
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I'm not annoying :'(It's probably a tumour. Poor MONO! it's a miracle you've managed to survive this long.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:51,
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only when they squawk too much and try to perch on your monitor and shit down itoh wait, parents
I thought you said poodles, sorry
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Cum cum cum cum cum cum bum.Cum cum cum cum cum cum bum.
A bum bum bum poo bum bum bum bum
A bum bum bum poo bum bum bum bum
Wee bum poo bum cum yum yum.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:53,
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Health and safety, eh?Know what I mean?
Tsk.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 7:56,
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Yeah. Soz. Not clicking that.Cheers anyway, though.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:07,
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HEY BM, BM. HEY, BM!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:11,
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Good morning, mmps.What can I do for you today? I certainly don't think it will be anything unpleasant.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:12,
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hello *giggles*(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:13,
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:14,
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just wanted to say hello.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:15,
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OH. NOW I AM RELAXED(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:18,
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WINNING!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:21,
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Hey mmps, have you seen the avengers film yet?Did you like it?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:25,
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I've not seen it. Have you?did you like it?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:28,
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i haven't seen it.if it is raining on saturday i will see it.
if it is nice on saturday i will go take photos of birds
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:34,
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tits!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:34,
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chough, lark, thrush, swallow, shag, boobyyes. v.g.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:37,
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titmouse!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:40,
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good to know, thanks MONO!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:35,
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good to know, thanks MONO!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:37,
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MONO! thanks, good to know.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:42,
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I'm a shit clit git and I got no shoesDoing a sudoku in the evening news
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:01,
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Reading 'bout sports, checking the adsThen badly named babies and their Mum's and Dad's
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:05,
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Almost certainly(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:40,
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how come you never need a lift home, you fat prick(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:41,
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I haven't been in the office much of lateSozcheers
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:42,
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Sorry to cause so much upset MonoGoing forward I'll try to consider the feelings of others before I verbalise my thought processes.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:02,
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you better run some ideas up the flagpole, see how they fly and put some traction under that gritty data.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:04,
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I'm taking a belt & braces approach to this oneIt's basically smoke and mirrors anyway
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:05,
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probably!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:09,
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'Smorning sumware innit!(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:40,
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and how!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:42,
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So what's going on? What's the haps? What's the word on the street?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:43,
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my sources tell me MONO! is unhappy with his parentsbut you know, keep it under your hats.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:45,
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Oh dearConsider it secreted.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:46,
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also, baldmonkey has made a blog up about birds!imagine that!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:48,
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what's the good news from sunny Plymouth today?(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:53,
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*shakes fist*Not much. Getting the dining room plastered on Saturday, so it currently resembles a crack house.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:54,
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that's going to take a lot of drink!!! LOLI've got to clean the new place today :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:59,
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Cleaning a house is the good kind of workYou can see your progress really quickly, and it looks fantastic when it's done.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:03,
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I'm very lazy though :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:05,
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But think how nice it'll look!Come on...get moving. *pokes with stick*
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:06,
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meh, I'll get to it laterz.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:07,
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:14,
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Mine aren't that bad at the moment Mono!They are babysitting for two whole nights so I can go to Wembley with Mr Sp@m so I am very grateful.
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Mrs. Sp@m, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:08,
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Hey, Mrs Spam, you're a woman, right?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:09,
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woah. don't spook it.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:12,
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good one mongo.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:26,
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Well, they have their uses, they're still fucking pricks though.(
MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:09,
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I miss that UTOL chap.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:25,
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I don't.Frankly, I couldn't tell him apart from the rest of the bgn.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:26,
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how's your latest ill thought out and badly executed project that you know won't ever be completed going?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:40,
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Bored of it.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:48,
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MUM, MUM, YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG TYPE OF CRISPS I FUCKING HATE YOU(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:50,
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O< ---- I thought "I ducking hate you" was better :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:01,
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Well /links is particularly shit todayDon't go over there...just trust me
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:00,
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Maybe I should post a link for each video I ever made.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:00,
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oh man, I think they'd love that.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:01,
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I bought a book for the child of a friendIt turned up on his doorstep today, and the book is in fucking Arabic. ARABIC!!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:10,
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i have a cough and a bit of a fluthis is probably lung cancer and or a brain tumour, i will miss you most of all, MONO!
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:'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:11,
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I don't care about that right now Q, I just don't want to lose you!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:15,
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hey mmps, some things in life are just inevitableyou can't hide from it, you gotta face it head-on. we just have to cherish my last few moments on this earth
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I'll try but..... god this is difficult.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:18,
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Maybe they're purposefully trying to annoy you so you move out.As they can no longer face the embarrasment of their man-child lego obsessed son still living with them despite the fact that he's nearly 30.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 17 May 2012, 9:18,
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I was nearly 30 onceMessed up the second interview
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:20,
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two pints of fosters, a half of bells and a packet of scampi fries please.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:21,
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what kind of fucking barman are you?a half is a measure of whiskey, a half gill.
as in I'll have a half and a half chief = half pint of heavy and a whiskey.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:28,
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I'm sorry, got too angry there :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:34,
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Och, that it is, laddie. That it is.(
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 17 May 2012, 3:48,
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i cant wait for vlads cat talecheck em
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:59,
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it has well gone 10 and vlad promised s a cat story, sadtimes :((
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:03,
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oh, he only fucking posted it as a reply, it shold be all over this website(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:05,
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oh vlad stick it on /bored, it is purrfect, lol nobody will care tho, it aint a .gif clip or zombie bollox, soz,
m
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:09,
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47% of cats have been stuck in a tree?Fucking stupid cats.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:27,
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I'd love to hang around but I was up early and I'm tired and I don't think anyone will get quints in this thread so fuck you I'm off to bed(, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
bit of silverware for you, chalton won the league(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:08,
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I never know what to check :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:10,
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I still don't know.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:36,
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Got a new floor lamp today mongyB and Q, £30, down from £80. Didn't really need a floor lamp but now I've got it I'm happy with it.
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magnum, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:17,
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floorlamp.net you twat(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:33,
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Lucky sodB&Q here never have bargains, always the half-packaged crap with bits missing and a whopping 50p off.
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Got the Times Biography of the Year 2007 for 24p in The Works today as well(
magnum, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:29,
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who won 2007?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:36,
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im eating a bounty, I don't normally buy bountys because they are chick sweetsbut I like them
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:35,
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something about coconuts(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:42,
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I don't like pears(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:44,
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nor do i, or peaches(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:46,
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The sronger soaker-upper?That won't do your guts any good.
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2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:09,
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that means there's a bounty on you nowi think, i don't know
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 17 May 2012, 0:36,
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Trailer Park BoysHoly frozen vegetable cocks
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:53,
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bored of that nowso yeah, this one time there was this bike and oh man, we did things to his wheel and ahahhahaa you had to be there srsly it was well rofl, when was the last time you failed miserably in public?
alt: lol
pricks
EDIT: check 'em
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Does getting rat arsed and shitting yourself at your mums funeral count?(, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
You know what?Every time I shit myself it reminds me of that tragic day. They were brand new jeans :(
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i infer from that post that you shit yourself a lotis your surname Gonz?
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mictoboy page 4, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:44,
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depends, was this at the actual burial or at the afterparty?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:14,
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also did you get a boner at any stage?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:14,
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What was the solution to shitting yourself?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:29,
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I dunno.One minute is all parise Allah and that then I emptied my arse in my 501s. Terrible times.
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Jeans at a funeral?Crikey. But I asked what you did after you shit yourself. What was the plan of action?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:33,
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Well I didn't leave it there to go crusty.I went round the back and scraped them out with the funeral programme. Quick squirt of Lynx, good as.
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Jeans at a funeral?My dad so won't even talk to me since I wore khaki trousers to my sister's christening because I've got an allergy or some shit
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speaking of which, has anyone got a spare koran i got cum on mine(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:35,
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I've got one, but I'm not sure on the legalities of me burning a copy for you(
mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:37,
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Did you drop trou and squat over the side of the grave?(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:15,
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We stuck flour in a mate's car air vents onceso that when he turned the blowers on he got a face full of wheat dust.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:08,
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the story only works if the prank didn't work(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:09,
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some people did it to me once with the chads from a hole-punchi found out before i started the car, but with no other way of getting the fucking things back out, i ended up turning the blowers on anyway
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mictoboy page 4, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:12,
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You should have shut the other vents offthen put a vacuum attachment over the duct then turned it on
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magnum, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:24,
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truebut i needed to get home, and the windscreen needed demisting :(
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mictoboy page 4, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:45,
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oh, alrightthis one time we did a prank but it didn't work. Lol.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:15,
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i once put a bucket of water on top of a door but nobody opened it before i had to use the door so i took the bucket down(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:16,
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none of this competes with the hilarity of Dave's bicycleyou pathetic amateurs
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i heard he is up to his nuts in some reality tv show chick(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:22,
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www.cfake.com/big.php?show=1270137383ff2a21eb_cfake.jpg&id_picture=87076&id_name=3474&p_name=K
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Cor, that Pat Butcher's a bit of alright when she makes an effort, eh(, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
she actually done a nude scene when she were younger26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxax45mm7F1qe33j0o1_500.jpg
nsfw obvs
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:36,
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I'm very disappointed that Tineye can't find a higher resolution version of this, I wanted it for my desktop(, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
i dunno what tf yabangin oa(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:56,
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or if the person ingesting the wheat dust is coeliac and gets terrible stomach ache and a massive case of the shits(
spesh, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:56,
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you are so dull, stop telling me your life story(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:16,
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We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.(, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
speak for yourself, i take even the smallest thing as proof that everyone hates me(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:18,
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hate is a strong word, maybe some just dont care(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:19,
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the internet doesnt count, fortunately(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:21,
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yeah you posted that before, it doesn't apply to me, sorry about that(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:18,
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why would you? i am a confirmed odious lying wanker, you may want to note that down to prevent further discourse with me, and to be honest, you left me here alone, i have hatred for you anyway(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:22,
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alright mongy did you want the cat media training story now(
vladimir, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:19,
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could we wait till 10 vlad, i aint built up yet(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:20,
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this needs a front page, well done(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:06,
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the majority of cyclists are wankers.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:28,
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i haven't met more than like 10 cyclists you must be busy meeting lots of people(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:31,
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I got asked to leave a church, along with my mates, at a midnight mass cause we were very drunk.fucking hypocrites, they serve wine without a fucking license.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:29,
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In my church it was fucking alcohol free wine.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:32,
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hahahaha yeah, this is scotland pigster.I'm surprised they don't serve babycham in schools.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:33,
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I didn't realise babysham was perry. Pear cider is really popular among wankers round this way, its only a matter of time before they start on some fucking babycham retro cockshy wankery.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:37,
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it's fucking hideous stuff.what lager do you serve in the boozer?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:39,
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peroni, heineken, red stripe, pilsner and fosters.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:40,
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I'm not sure how to break it to you but...... a bit hipster isn't it?(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:43,
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if the cunts will pay for it, Fleece 'em for all they're worth.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:45,
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no tennent's then?(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:47,
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nah, Soz. Let me know when you're coming down, I'll get some super in.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 21:52,
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OI! I don't sup the supurbroospesh for me only please!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:56,
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SHIT BRO CHECK EM HOLY SHIT U R A WIZARD!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:40,
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so am i, he uses a script for this shit tho, he is all over widoz and that(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:45,
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sigh of the devillook how many problems-
www.b3ta.com/talk/759999.
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:54,
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Well done gilgyI'm glad you finally achieved something in your otherwise pointless shut-in existence
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:50,
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I don't know what to check :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:55,
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Stupid things you have done and regretted it?At college a nice bloke named Dave used to come in on his push bike. We thought it would be a jolly jape to loosen the front wheel nuts, expecting said wheel to fall off as he was leaving (Friday night). Not so, and off he went. "Oh fuck... what if it comes off when he's on the main road and he ends up under a bus?!?" Cue sleepless weekend, Monday morning he turns up (thank God!).... "OK which one of you bastards was it?" Apparently he had made it home and only when locking the bike up had the wheel fell off!!
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That's probably the dullest non-story I've ever heardThis site was yellow and pink before you logged on.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:07,
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You think you've got it bad,I'm sure I've heard it several times.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:09,
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if you told me that story in a pub i would punch you in the face(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:08,
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we all know you don't like gonz because you feel cleverer than him and like to look down on him stop ruining our beautiful relationship(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:07,
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It's as slow as a turd in treacle in herealright Cabbages. Knickers.
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alright Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon I put way too much pesto on my gnocchi :(
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Well you only have yourself to blame.I'm not taking a bullet for this one.
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is gonz about?i need an update on hollyoaks, i've not watched it in ages and don't know what's going on. i am mainly concerned about the brendan storyline. what's happened there?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:25,
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Where are you going to go for your holiday this year?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:52,
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not THAT sort of boom, baldmonkeynow please clean your shit off the walls.
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mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:00,
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BOOM, I want you in my room.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:07,
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I imagine it is like a well furnished caravanwhich has been mysteriously filled with the rotting corpses of exotic animals.
How do you imagine mono's bumhole?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:56,
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I always saw it as a spacious, opulent barwith many a fine drink available, a pianist and dancing.
Perhaps a smoking room, and card games.
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mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57,
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mysteriously filled with the rotting corpses of exotic animals?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:58,
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no, only well preserved corpsesfor future cooking and so on.
Although it might have a giant stag's head hanging on the wall over the hearth.
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mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:59,
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a stag's head with a gouty neck(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:20,
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it's a bit like wookey hole except there is no escape(
Lightguy hail satan, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:57,
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you can check out anytime you likebut you can never leave!
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:22,
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It's fairly easy to do. You should try it.I bet you'd be ace at it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57,
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See. Told you so.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:01,
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Whereas Two Hats' attempt was so pathetically shit I had to delete my reply.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:13,
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he's always ruining things, i don't know why we hang around with him(, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
because I'm handsome, that's why(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:17,
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When Captain America throws his mighty shield, All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:37,
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Has anybody lost a little boy called Frisbee?He seems to have got lost and wandered into /offtopic.
Anyway, he's there if one of you wants to come over and collect him.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:56,
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Oh and to answer your question:France.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57,
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Cool.Enjoy that.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57,
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No ta.You could give him a message though: "Kill yourself."
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:57,
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tell him we've moved.no forwarding address.
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:02,
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Hey Janet! Can I have a picture of your penis please?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:03,
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sure.a3 portrait size ok for you? you won't appreciate the droop otherwise.
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:04,
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Keep 'imhe's persona non grata here
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:03,
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Why the nastiness?He's all right.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 16 May 2012, 17:25,
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dunno man, think i might be leaving the uk anyway(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:56,
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dear mThe UK is shit, but it'll be even shitter without you around to fuck shitcunts shit up.
h xxx
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mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:58,
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fucking tax exile cunt(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:00,
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That's nice.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:58,
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Dear mongyyou ain't sleeping on my sofa
Love,
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:04,
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sadtimes :(Nah, its Arab lands or Africa or India, dunno yet, depends on the free van
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:07,
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Mate, is this anything to do with me? 'cus if it is, then it's over stepped the mark. (
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:48,
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Dunno yet Balders, trying to organise sailing, but i need to rope my father and brother in to the deal too, needs at least 3 of us to get a decent sized boat. But then i have to spend a week in a small box with my brothers dull girlfriend.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:07,
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i like boats also.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:13,
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wanna go sailing with me?I was thinking Ionian for 2 weeks?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:17,
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what, after the sailing holiday?(
janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:11,
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well then FUCK YOU.that was a brilliant joke.
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:33,
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OI!Fucking janet is NO JOKE.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:44,
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b3ta.com/talk/7499741
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:46,
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Can I just say I sniggered with "You're a fucking joke" then did that semi-lol when you said janet was no joke.But seriously, I'd do some Game Of Thrones rollplay with her. She could be a whitewalker who's captured me and needs to give me a blowjob in order to break my vowels to those wall people.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:50,
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I'd like to do one of those big rig sailing holidaysand pretend I was Nelson/Hornblower/Cochrane/Aubrey
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magnum, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:50,
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/MacArthur(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:38,
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come sail a topper with me(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:39,
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glasgow :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:28,
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I've been to Glasgowit was grey. I went to a meeting with a big whiskey company but I didn't get any free whiskey. Bastards.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:33,
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Cheap cunts, I hope you bit their ankles.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:41,
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nowhereI'm poor
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:32,
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ME TOO!!!!!!!!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:39,
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NowherePaying to make my stupid house look nice
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:34,
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WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON THAT LIVES IN PORTSMOUTH?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:37,
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Arthur Conan Doyle used to play in goal for POrtsmouth FC(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:40,
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well, that isn't really answering the question, but thanks for the effort.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:43,
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Charles Dickens was born here(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:43,
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IT WAS IN THE RIGHT FUCKING BALLPARK.I think one of The Monkees lives in Southsea.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:45,
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I think some of the founding members of Manfredd Mann were from Portsmouth(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:47,
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Southsea is a shitheap.we used to go to a rock night in this funny sports bar next to the station. It was truly appalling.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:47,
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What station?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:48,
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Fratton, just trying to find it on streetview
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 16:54,
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Well that's Fratton then isn't itSouthsea is miles away
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:01,
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yeah, dunno why i thought it was in southsea. Fratton is horrible though.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 17:33,
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Fratton is terribleIf only because Modolith lives there
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 19:35,
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reality TV star Kim Woodburn had humble beginnings in Portsmouth.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:51,
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James Callaghan went to the school round the corner from me(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:43,
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I FUCKING TRIED, DOWN THERE v(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:46,
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Actress Denise Black, real name Denise Nixon, was born in 1959 in Portsmouth, to mother Stella, a bank teller and Lieutenant Don Nixon, an engineering officer in the Royal Navy.Her first professional drama role was as a cat in Miniatures at Sheffield's Crucible Theatre. In 1992, Denise appeared in The Bill, A Touch of Frost and as a Police woman in Between The Lines before joining Coronation Street as hair dresser Denise Osbourne, a role she played until February 1996, she returned for another 6 months in Coronation Street at the end of 1992.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:47,
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Does she still live here?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:48,
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Charles Dickens, Rudyard Kipling and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, all British authors, are famous people who lived in Portsmouth.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:49,
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Dr Hilary Jones did a fun run in Portsmouth in 2009.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:52,
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Patrick Moore lives on the Isle Of Wight.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:52,
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Mark King of Level 42 used to own a shit restaurant in RydeMaybe he still does. What the fuck do I care.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:55,
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Arnold Schwarzenegger (b 1947), bodybuilder, actor and now Governor of California - although he never lived in Portsmouth in the 1970s, Schwarzenegger used to work out in a gym in Albert Road(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:58,
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Someone I knew at school always said that his Uncle used to work out with Arnieand naturally none of us believed him. I've since found out that he did work out in Portsmouth, so it's possibly true. Sorry to the bloke that I accused of being a lying prick.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:03,
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Brian Howe, vocalist with Bad Company(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:57,
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Currently?Dunno...some footballer probably.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:42,
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ME TOO TO YOU TOO!!!!!!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:40,
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*fundless decorating fives*(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 16:44,
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I had a holiday in my garage two weeks agothat was good.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 17:09,
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Majorcanext week with the missus and if time/money permit then maybe Tenerife later in the year with my mate for some scuba :)
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Imagination land. I can't afford a real holiday.(
2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Wed 16 May 2012, 18:29,
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i have not taken a day off, for holidays or for sickness, in well over a yearand i have no intention of changing that.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:22,
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autistic films/tvthe prime numbers of miss jean brodie
your father's brother buck
i cannot relate to what you did last summer
go!
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36,
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Fuck off, tubs.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:38,
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HEY MANOLITH. SOZ. I WENT OVER THERE FOR A BIT.what is 'the binding of isaac' and how is it played?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39,
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s'okay i googled it.i'm not keen but i do like the bit that says "a spinoff of the Bible story with the same name"
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42,
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try the demowww.newgrounds.com/portal/view/581168
it's a pretty fucked up game, and it's hard
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:46,
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OKAY. I MIGHT. Unless my bro-in-law has already dropped off AC revelations(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48,
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some things i have discovered that are power ups:the head of my dead dog
my mother's fanny pad
the ghost of my dead brother
getting a coat hanger stuck through my head
and those are just things i got today
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:52,
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I have played this game and can endorse its mentalness.in many ways, it's probably what BM's dreams are made of.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:07,
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i've not managed to complete it yet(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:25,
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ha! loser(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:28,
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stop projecting your self-loathing onto me.(
janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:46,
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But you look EXACTLY like me,if I were going to a fancy dress party as some sort of cunt.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48,
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boom boomi want you in my room. not you though baldmonkey, you'd just eat all my furniture and scream waki things at the neighbours.
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56,
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Neighbours?Fleas more like.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:58,
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WP reckons swimming in your polly would be a good hangover cureIs he right?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42,
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you're such a fucking taddle-tale-tit.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49,
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I was only trying to help :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:04,
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Lonliness Of A Long Distance FUCK OFF TUBS(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42,
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The Severe Personality Defect of Benjamin Button(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:44,
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No Need To Hunt For The FF0000 October. I've Carefully Catalogued The Locations Of All Shades Of October.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:45,
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2001: A Space Odyssey(
Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:46,
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winner.alright mgt? excited about the jubilee?
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54,
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I don't imagine it will change very much,but I'll be glad when all this faux patriotism blows over.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:59,
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patriotISN'T more like, eh?!!!!!!!!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:02,
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partiOAFtism(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26,
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Hope this finds him well?www.quantumjumping.com/about
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:28,
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And all for only $97!www.quantumjumping.com/products
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:31,
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Dude.Sweet.
We should make one of these scams.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:44,
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It's impossible to prove him wrong! That's the beauty of it!We could make a fortune.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:46,
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HYPER-GLOMP YOUR WAY TO A HEALTHIER, RICHER, SLIMMER, MORE SEXUALLY POTENT YOU!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:48,
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Using the ancient power of belming, you too can realise your wildest dreams!(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:50,
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I'm eating coronation chicken sandwiches everyday, and you'll bllody well like it or bog off back to france(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06,
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hi janetme and two hats were being mean about you in the last thread but you weren't here so we stopped
now you're back. hooray!
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49,
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I heard her dreadlocks taste like mouldy fish dipped in poop.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50,
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Where was I....?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50,
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hi manolith.why is baldmonkey such an insufferable attention-seeking prick?
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54,
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the fat jihadbag(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:10,
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hi manolith.why is janet such a pretending-not-to-be-another-of-my-"comedy-accounts" prick?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56,
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hi baldmonkey.why haven't you died in a fire yet?
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:57,
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hi janetwhy are you all shit and that?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:59,
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this is like the mum and dad of talk having a barneyi'm finding it very upsetting
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I sit in my room with my record player turned right upListening to Neil's Hole in my Shoe and then Harry Enfield's Loadsamoney single. They are my most cheerful singles.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:15,
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The B side of the Neil song is Hurdy Gurdy Mushroom ManIt is very funny
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:17,
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egg have feather bird of tit(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:20,
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krake asp boa adder viper it.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:22,
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z zzzz zzzzz zzzzz zz zz(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:23,
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pie ham nibbler curd oeuf clit(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:25,
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Shy PAF clever third dove chit(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26,
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Die guff shitter turd arse prick.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:28,
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eye calf knee-ver head of tit(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:23,
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it transpires that after singing it in my head,i still know all the words to that.
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:42,
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HahaI haven't heard it in 20 years, but I still remember it.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:44,
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HEY! FRISBEE!I owe you an apology.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54,
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Yeah.I haven't talked you into killing yourself yet. It must be hell living with yourself.
Go on. Kill yourself. You owe yourself that much.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:20,
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*stops stopwatch*You're getting slower
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:24,
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You're getting shitter.Kill yourself.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26,
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i don't understand why you engage with it, or why anyone does (
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:52,
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boredom, mostlyi like it when he gets upset and bangs on about my family over and over suggesting that there is a deep rooted envy and he is furious about my having a fulfilling life whereas he plays frisby.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:54,
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Well he is dangerously overweightand he never moves any further than he has to. So it stands to reason that he'd slow down at some point.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26,
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He doesn't look morbidly obese though, I fear his kids will have to put up with him for a little longer :((
NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:39,
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Objects on the internet may appear slimmer than they actually are(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:47,
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You talk about my kids a lot.I'm assuming you're a nonce.
You should kill yourself.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:50,
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Twelve Monkeys, arranged by size then colour(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:51,
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0.11 to 2.98 per 10,000 person-years do 'ave 'em(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:51,
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The male human who raised himself in altitude on a hill and then decreased his altitude on the same hill.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:58,
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love you, balders.never change, k?
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:42,
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I never do. That's why I smell.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:45,
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Ahaha...open Google, type "is it safe to eat" and see what the first autocomplete suggestion is.
Oh, me.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:18,
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Shrimp while pregnant(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19,
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is it safe to eat smoked salmon when pregnant?i don't get it.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:19,
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various things while pregnant?(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21,
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is this mr teas way of telling us the good news do you think?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:26,
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it doesn't seem to be doing autocomplete for whatever reason,but the most common result seems to be "salad".
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:23,
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if I do is it safe to eat pI get is it safe to eat poop if you cook it, but it's still the third one down
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:27,
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Oh.It was the top result when I tried it just now.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:02,
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GOOGLE CENSORSHIP!*shakes fist*
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06,
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I live in Holland.They obviously encourage that sort of thing here. :-/
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:38,
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yeah, google resells everything you google nowso whatever shocking thing you found is there because you were looking at shocking things before, pervert
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pregnantgirlseatingseafood.com(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:33,
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dontputthesquidinthere.com(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:34,
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I want to read their FAQ's(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36,
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Can I put the squid in here?Yes
How about there?
No
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42,
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I don't even own a google :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:34,
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just ask the neighbours, its pretty much the same thing.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:35,
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OH MAN!DO YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR TO JEEVES?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:43,
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if biscuits were massive and household objectsA fig roll would make a good mattress.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:17,
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where's the fucking question?(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:17,
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sorry my phone rang and i got an email. i panicked.so what others would be other items...
sorry.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:18,
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I just logged in to say you should go fuck yourself.r i o
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(|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 16 May 2012, 13:18,
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it's big, but it's not THAT big...(
Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:19,
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He types in "r i o" with his b3ta-posting handhe thinks he's edgy when he's tedious and bland
/Duran duran
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:20,
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i think you may have 'zinged' him there.is that how it's spelled? 'zinged'...
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:22,
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right I'm off?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:31,
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yeah ok it's probably thatd i s a p t
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:42,
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w d I w
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:46,
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a m p o t b
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ryvita is 'orrible(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:35,
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have you ever played 'the binding of isaac'?i reckon you'd like it, you fat ballbag
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:45,
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No.What is it?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:37,
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railways in oslo(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:36,
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Randy Iris Orton(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:39,
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Some Smith's Crispy Tubeswould make a modern and stylish vase. Or as they say in America, vase.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:22,
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Sorry, I went off pisteI don't think it should be restricted to biscuits. Their shapes aren't varied enough.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:25,
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that's ok,it's still a work in progress. although a jammy dodger would make a good honeymoon suite style bed.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:28,
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It sure wouldSome tictacs would make good gravel for a driveway
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:33,
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read in viz a while back:instead of wasting money on expensive gravel for your drive, just stick rice krispies to your tyres, then you'll have the sound wherever you go.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:35,
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That's good advice(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:37,
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a giant rich tea biscuit would still be shit(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:23,
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it's like an IKEA biscuit(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:26,
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it wouldn't even make a good table topas soon as you put something remotely warm on it, it'd break in half and you'd have to pick it all up with a giant spoon. probably whilst burning your hand. it's just not worth it.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:27,
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garibaldi biscuitswould make good loft floor boards.
with a curly wurly ladder to get up there.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:24,
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What the hell, a fig?What....what? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:30,
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fig roll!come on! get the net! a fig roll... it's a roll with a fig. in it.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:33,
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'scone!/canned laughter
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:36,
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i think it happened after the war or somethingsupposed to be continental?
they look like dog biscuits if ya ask me.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:36,
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i like hula hoopsi like dried fruit.
but some things just go too far.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:53,
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that's no way to talk about [username]'s fanny(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07,
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i thought it was a good answer...but what do i know...
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:38,
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he asked for furniture, i failed on the first count, failed hardand now you've brought attention to it THANKS FOR THAT
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well then, this certainly is a situation...us still talking about it appears to be making it worse...
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:44,
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especialy as it was actually YOU who askedand you didn't say furniture, you said household objects, i've made things 10x worse
i'm going to kill myself now, thanks
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you could use some spaghetti as a noose?oh god, i've mixed it up even more.
sorry.
i'll get me coat...
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:46,
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a giant digestive biscuit would make a good digestive biscuit for a giant(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:37,
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I reckon you could beat someone to death with a giant bourbon(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:37,
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You could arguably beat someone to death with a giant anything(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:40,
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go on then, beat someone to death with a giant giant redwood(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:45,
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see, this is why i love you, you big long haired freak
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:45,
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You spiteful cowYou know I have allergies
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:46,
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in a complete contrast to this answercustard creams would make nice cushions.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:40,
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I'd like a wagon wheel , combined with a few choccy fingers for a coffee table
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:45,
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and some iced gems as fancy candles?that may be the gayest thing i've ever said on the subject of biscuits/household related conversation...
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:49,
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tangy dust.but dust none the less.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56,
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shredded wheat scatter cushions(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07,
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i dunno about that, but if you ever need to get on a 51 bus to orpington take a cushion, no padding in the seats :((
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:39,
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What the fuck are you doing in Kent?(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:42,
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careful mongy, he's admitted before that his dad is plod.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:46,
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seeing a man about a van(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56,
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i can beat you to death with a bourbon if you like?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:53,
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I don't care what they sayI won't stay in a world without biscuit shaped furniture.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:53,
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this is all i can find at short noticehttps://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-s3lO5G8AOTg/TW11FGv9bCI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ZJ5fCLgMy3g/s1600/Petit-Beurre-Coussin+-+Biscuit+Cushion.jpg
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That looks delicious/comfy(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56,
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this would do the trickminus the creepy children
www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=massive+cup+of+tea&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&biw=1782&bih=862&tbm=isch&tbnid=owb8eOfPlpQvJM:&imgrefurl=http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D1618357&docid=8uhR8Rg_S0rxbM&imgurl=http://pamssmiles.com/images/Giant%252520Tea%252520cup.jpg&w=320&h=266&ei=vqSzT5uoIqGu0QXN2IyqAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=250&vpy=135&dur=4230&hovh=205&hovw=246&tx=134&ty=135&sig=107039728022619850798&page=1&tbnh=117&tbnw=140&start=0&ndsp=49&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:74
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:00,
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blimey that's a long link..(
Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:01,
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i wonder who can find the longest link?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:02,
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i don't know where it goes though...www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2005-26%2CGGLG%3Aen&q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DGGLG%252CGGLG%253A2005-26%252CGGLG%253Aen%26q%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.google.com%252Fsearch%253Fhl%253Den%2526lr%253D%2526c2coff%253D1%2526rls%253DGGLG%25252CGGLG%25253A2005-26%25252CGGLG%25253Aen%2526q%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.google.com%25252Fsearch%25253Fsourceid%25253Dnavclient%252526ie%25253DUTF-8%252526rls%25253DGGLG%25252CGGLG%25253A2005-26%25252CGGLG%25253Aen%252526q%25253Dhttp%2525253A%2525252F%2525252Fwww%2525252Egoogle%2525252Ecom%2525252Fsearch%2525253Fsourceid%2525253Dnavclient%25252526ie%2525253DUTF%2525252D8%25252526rls%2525253DGGLG%2525252CGGLG%2525253A2005%2525252D26%2525252CGGLG%2525253Aen%25252526q%2525253Dhttp%252525253A%252525252F%252525252Fuk2%252525252Emultimap%252525252Ecom%252525252Fmap%252525252Fbrowse%252525252Ecgi%252525253Fclient%252525253Dpublic%2525252526GridE%252525253D%252525252D0%252525252E12640%2525252526GridN%252525253D51%252525252E50860%2525252526lon%252525253D%252525252D0%252525252E12640%2525252526lat%252525253D51%252525252E50860%2525252526search%252525255Fresult%252525253DLondon%25252525252CGreater%252525252520London%2525252526db%252525253Dfreegaz%2525252526cidr%252525255Fclient%252525253Dnone%2525252526lang%252525253D%2525252526place%252525253DLondon%252525252CGreater%252525252BLondon%2525252526pc%252525253D%2525252526advanced%252525253D%2525252526client%252525253Dpublic%2525252526addr2%252525253D%2525252526quicksearch%252525253DLondon%2525252526addr3%252525253D%2525252526scale%252525253D100000%2525252526addr1%252525253D%2526btnG%253DSearch%26btnG%3DSearch&btnG=Search
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:07,
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i think they can be infinitely long, can't they?(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:08,
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you're thinking of rolls of toilet paper.or bottles of fairy liquid...
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11,
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they're not open on sundays though...no tea on a sunday? that's just madness.
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Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 16 May 2012, 14:04,
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this is probably why you're so fat.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:56,
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Cancer probably(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:05,
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She made me an offer I couldn't refuse(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09,
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sexually transmitted cancer...fucking hell
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:09,
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totes worth itshe put her finger up my bum and everything!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:11,
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Little known Janet fact: She has NO gag reflex and a poor sense of smell(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:20,
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that fact is WELL known, i can tell youthis isn't right. we should only be mean to her when she is here, really
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22,
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I was hoping she'd turn up out of the blueOh well. We can always pick this up again later
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:25,
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Where's Baldmonkey gone?I'm assuming he's killed himself, or someone else.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15,
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i asked him a fucking question as wellgod, i hate him
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:21,
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I almost wish he WERE dead(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:22,
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a bourbon cream would make a massive turd(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:15,
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MorningHaven't solved my cube yet.
Who remembers Body Heat?
That was great.
You?
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MONO!, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:15,
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I've got the phrase "5% discount for dear customer""Dear" is blatantly wrong, like, totes bad. What's a better word?
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:00,
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I'm taking this answerbut I appreciate all the rest
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25,
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mother fuckin'?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:05,
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feeble-minded(
Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:07,
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I'm researching this whole euthanasia question at the moment,I think I just found the worst website ever that wasn't made last century.
www.patientconcern.org.uk/
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:21,
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That's pretty awful.Do you worry that the euthanasia would make it easy for governments to kill people or are you not a tinfoil-hatted-fruitcake?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:27,
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I don't think it is some kind of secret government conspiracy,slippery slope arguments or no.
I'm trying to verify the authenticity of the following quote:
“I think we can only go for terminal illness at the moment, so this doesn’t actually apply to the people who are probably about to go into care homes. But, you know, baby steps.”
Conservative MP Edward Leigh brought it up in a debate in parliament without citing the source, the Daily Mail attributes it to Joyce Robins of Patient Concern. I might have to just e-mail her and ask.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:49,
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In the Falconer Report she is quoted thusly:"I don’t put any credence in this thing that people will then be scared, they will then
be frightened, because my goodness people are frightened now, terrified of going into
care homes, hospitals, so on and so forth, because they’ve seen on television before
their eyes what actually happens to you there. [In] my elderly community down on
the south coast, people are terrified."
Instead of assisted dying adding to people’s fears about how they die, she suggested that ‘it could take that away’.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:05,
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Could be right. There's certainly room for discussion.I can see why it interests you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:10,
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Roger buys lots of sweets, but has great teeth.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:30,
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'ere, you read J.G Ballard's "The Terminal Beach"?(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:24,
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Dunno. Ain't read it(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:38,
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I 'ate you, baldmonkey(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:40,
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Totes soz right here.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:42,
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You can watch the whole of the 1966 Batman movie on Youtubewww.youtube.com/watch?v=4iCFAA_yM00&feature=related
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:14,
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I'm sure it was better than this when I watched it before...This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Sorry about that.
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MONO!, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:54,
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paedophile delicious (things post above yours)sounds like a really inappropriate type of apple
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The less said about Cox's Pippin's the better(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18,
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why do they call the Cox's Orange Pippin Apples.Surely that's just muddying the water of what sort of fruit it is.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 13:00,
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I'd love a nice juicy execrable racist for lunch.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:20,
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TRIFLE!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:17,
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sexually developing(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18,
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shmurvegording(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18,
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CUNTstomer more like(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:18,
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Dave(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:20,
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this would make a lot of sense, considering the context(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25,
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editing a Car Repair book"Let me explain, the invoice includes 5 items; a new not re-conditioned steering pump, fluid, a new boot, wheel rim straightening and finally wheel alignment. That comes to 440 zloty, with a 5% discount for our autobot client, it totals 418 zloty."
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:37,
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I'm afraid I can only see the words 'Let me pump fluid rim bot'(
broadsword, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:40,
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I AM RIMBOTLET ME PUMP FLUID
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:49,
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super happy(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:21,
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table horse(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:24,
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activated tadpole neutron delta Bilderberger(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:25,
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why are you giving the cunt a discount anyway?I heard he hit on your wife when you were at the bar, she turned him down, but still, what a creep, and you bought him a pint. I'll come with you and we can sort him out. Weapons or fists, it's up to you.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:29,
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how do you know the customer isn't kim jong il(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:09,
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I don't, but I can't afford to offer 10% discounts to everyone else(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 13:13,
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Ha, 2 threads in one day from me, how about that.
I've just been discussing hangover cures with a real life friend, and he suggested orange juice mixed with coca cola or pepsi cola. Sounds grim. What stupid things do you believe erroneously will make you feel better?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43,
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you needy cunt.LOL!
irn-bru, proven by scots scientist to cure hangovers and we know a thing or two about drinking!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46,
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Cunt is actually a pretty good hangover cure.(
Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48,
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depends whose it is, i reckon if you could find one big enough to swim in, it might be quite refreshing, if a little sticky.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49,
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your mum then LOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50,
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I SAID LOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53,
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If you felt cold,you could snuggle up inside it, like Luke in his disemboweled tauntaun.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53,
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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09,
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Lucozade and chicken soup out of a tinOh, and Mars milk drink.
Unless of course you count booze and/or drugs
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46,
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a lifetime of hard work(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46,
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sitting in primerit needs about two days of rubbing the guide off to get it ready for paint, but I'm too busy with this book
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51,
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Lazily flicking your pork over Noel Edmonds on Deal or no Deal(
broadsword, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46,
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Keeping yourself hydrated.Drinking more beer counts.
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46,
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In b4 Baldmonkey telling me to kill myself(
NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:47,
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did you read it?the word erroneously means wrong, or incorrect. What you said actually works. moron.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:47,
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omg he's such a prick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48,
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Don't know what you're talking about(
NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49,
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he just said you were alright, compared to everyone else here he's just let you thumb your cock up himand this is how you behave? you ungrateful prick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:57,
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And remember, this useless prick works in a solicitorswhere every word matters
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:52,
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It's not about the accuracy, Capt. KabanosIt's how much I can bill for it
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53,
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Raw Eggs. Medical factthat something in them will make you sick and get the chundering over with. Then keep them and refry them into a stomach-contents omelette.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:47,
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fucking hell, that's worse than drinking pepsi.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48,
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Filling your face with a kebab while you're still pissed to replace lost protien/electrolytes or some shit.(
Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49,
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More medical professionals should end their prognosis with 'or some shit'(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51,
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I have heard this, that smokers get worse hangovers. As above, i believe it to be bullshit.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51,
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In my experience, only if I smoked loads more than normal along with the drink.I'm fairly sure that excessive alcohol would make you feel worse.
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I find a nice satisfying poo, followed by a long shower makes me feel a lot better.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59,
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I try not to, as my morning poo fucking reeks if I've smoked loads the night before.It's probably cancer or something.
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RE Smoking. Not bullshit. Gave up 6 years ago virtually no bad hangovers since
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CIRCUMSTANTIAL.STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD!
nah, you're alright, but that's clearly bullshit.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:01,
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I dunnoSmoking (obviously) effects your breathing and so logically the amount of oxygen getting to your blood would be effected. And...sorry, I don't know where I'm going with this.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06,
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where is 2canchunder, isn't he a doctor or some shit?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07,
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tell us three things about yourself, byevad(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06,
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1. I'm handsome
2. Hung like a fucking train
3. forgot to mention that i also gave up drinking when i stopped smoking
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Working? Hobbies? Sexual deviation?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09,
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I've never seen a train's cock.Do they keep it sheathed, like a snake does?
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Scratch that
1. I'm a fairly competent video/projection engineer
2. I've been stuck at a trade fair in Dusseldorf for 10 days and I'm going out of my mind with boredom
3. I didn't stop drinking so the previous three were all lies
4. I'm a shit liar
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Do you think that you ought to stop drinking?Or is that all under control?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12,
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ok, can you please allay my fear that your user name is 'davey b' backwards please?(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13,
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Oh fuck. Not Davey B. Please not Davey B.Davey B is the biggest prick in the world.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:24,
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i know a davey b, he is also a prick.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:30,
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previous 3 on teh third one?DAVEY B IS AN IDIOT, DAVEY B IS AN IDIOT
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That's what your mum said.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:34,
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i reckon you should start a new thread, about dusseldorf.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:38,
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where's the sense in that. it's like manchester but without the nice bits
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I'm trying to start a converstaion, and all you can do is be negative. Christ Dave, at least try.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:41,
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That's good enough for me.One last test; please start a new thread about the birds you have seen today.
You should be aware that interpreting "birds" as a 1970s word for "women" will disqualify the applicant.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:43,
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I left a comment on your prick blog for pricks/ac
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:44,
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I vos born in Dusseldorf, and zat is vhy zey call me Rolf!So....yeah.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:44,
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i'm glad you didn't try to lie about your namei know you are davey b because i can see your email address
I SEE ALL
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:38,
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I am now in fears.(
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:42,
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i like your ZX81 realtime server application(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:53,
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WaitA) Who is Davey B, and 2) Does that mean this guy is an old regular?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:43,
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It's a paedophile(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:48,
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no, i just would have preferred his name to have a better backstory than 'it's davey b backwards'(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:51,
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I retract what I said earlierTurns out it's YOU that's killing this place.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52,
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if you look at the figures we have lost more older members since rupaul became a mod and gained no new ones, now i'm not saying it is his/her fault, but there is no smoke without fire(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54,
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i won't be satisfied until everyone is gone(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02,
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this threads gone a bit dull since i went for me lunch. you'd all miss me if i left for good.
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fried breakfastalthough i've heard a bloody mary is good for hangovers. not sure i believe it
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51,
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Hair of the dog innitGet a teeny bit drunk and the hangover magically disappears. Or some shit.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:52,
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dog? where?*starts tuning up the band*
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07,
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Mexicans have their own version called MicheladasWhere the vodka is replaced by beer and a metric fuckton of salt and lime.
It sounds GREAT
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Beer, salt, lime and tomato juice?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53,
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And hot sauce, soy sauce and worcestershire sauce, in a pint glass with ice.It is fairly wrong-sounding
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:55,
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It sounds dreadful AdamI'd rather cope with the hangover
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:57,
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Yeah, I think it's supposed to make them worry more about the drink than the hangover or something.It is mexican, though. That country's just crazy
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:00,
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I've heard you are so tall, that the people of Cosham run in fear of the "Giant Man"
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:54,
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this is how i appear to most peoplea2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/6491_643779286225_223403318_10223412_2987992_n.jpg
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04,
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is that some sort of errant dreadlock?tell me you don't have a fucking dreadlock.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07,
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nah, that was just day three of living in a field(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:14,
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not in my minds eyewww.queermusicheritage.us/DRAG/RuPaul/rupaul555.jpg
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:35,
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i fucking love that outfitcan't wear it now because i spilt kebab all down it
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:39,
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I've heard you are so tall, that you can see PAST the horizon
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:00,
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i can't imagine how you norms can get through the day without being able to gaze into infinity(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06,
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I heard that one day you looked so farThat you could see your own retina
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07,
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GAYzes more like(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25,
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fucking hell, stop projecting your repressed homosexuality!(
manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:27,
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projecting your LOVELY BIG COCK more likeoh wait...
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:28,
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i heard that when he's over at Baldmonkeys making music, he especially likes it when BM bends over to adjust one his guitar pedals and TH gets to see a little bit of bum.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:28,
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THOSE PHOTOS WERE FOR PRIVATE USE(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:35,
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I was thinking the other day, right, you know how you get fish-eye lenses that really distort everything and exaggerate size differencesand then at the other extreme you get telephoto lenses and if you view the same thing through them everything gets flattened out with minimal size differences or distortion? I reckon if you made a lens that could flatten things enough you could look at everything actual size, never mind how far away it is. You could see dust on the moon and everything. And the tits on that woman across the road who forgets to shut her curtains at night would look HUGE.
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You just blew my mind(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10,
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thats an army thing, they call it a muddy coke, i think it originates from the jampot pub in the falklandsi don't understand it myself
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oh and when i have hangovers i jsut drink lots of waterbut i don't get them often as i am a responsible adult
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or s fat that its very hard to get drunk?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:58,
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sure i could lose a couple of pounds, but i'm not much of a drinkerwhen i drink i hammer it down and turn into captain arsehole
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you seem to not have remember not enough of the back story to enlighten us.In fact, all you've done here is create more questions. FUCK YOU QUINTEN
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:57,
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i knew some guys who drank it when we were out and abouti think when they were on detachment in the falklands years ago they all hung around the same pub but couldn't drink alcohol on duty, with nothing better to do they experimented with non-alcoholic drinks until the muddy coke was born
*probably
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were you the one that the army guys bullied in to giving them blow jobs, and told you that you were the gay one for getting an erection?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:00,
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no, those crazy forces dudes proabbly would have given half the chancebut i can handle my own, i'd take on the whole army and still come out smelling of fettucini
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so what you're saying is that you could suck off a whole army of men without getting an erection?(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:02,
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well that makes no fucking sense does it windy.(
Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59,
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Burger King is a good hangover cure(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59,
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morning spang, can i swim in your vagina?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:01,
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Alright Baldmonkey(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:03,
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she's the only girl that posts here anymore, who else am i gonna ask?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04,
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Baldmonkey chases all the girls awayWhere's Binky eh? She sends me a coaster in the post then fucks off forever. Unbelievable.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12,
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blue star will come back after she's read all of Harry Hill's '1001 comedy come-backs'then she'll be prepared for baldmonkey round 2
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bored of her now(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:18,
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Moreover, I ain't never done nothing to binks. She's fucking ace.I'd gladly send her a postcard from a business trip.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:22,
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yeah, bink was ace, so was bluestar.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13,
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How the fuck do you figure that out?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25,
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OpinWRONG more like.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:28,
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DON'T LET BM BULLY YOU WINDYHe's killing this place
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:29,
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I think that's an awesome ideaa /talk calendar perhaps?
Who would be on each month? What would be the scene of the photo?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:33,
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1. baldmonkey, 2. Devastation(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:36,
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You, naked, crying, surrounded by rubble(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:36,
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i'd like to state for the record,that i have no desire for a photo of Baldmonkey in any situation at all.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 11:39,
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en.gravatar.com/baldmonkeyseenabird
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:49,
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I like the polarised oneI'm thinking maybe on a tea towel? Not a t-shirt, but something you'd use.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:55,
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and can it have an avengers theme? bagsy hawkeyemongy can be black widow, he can look all angry about it and be photographed with a long-haired cat if he wants
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Naturally, I'd be Nick Fury(
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it's the obvious chocie, what with you being black and one-eyed(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
It is a happy coincidence, you're right(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58,
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i wont have time, i've got a book to sell(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59,
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Which place?This place?
This place is already dead mate. Has been for a long time.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:32,
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I don't know what you've heard but it's not that big(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04,
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IT'S NOT THAT BIG BIG big big big big...
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NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25,
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Hey, adam, that was pretty funny.Good work.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:29,
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Good point. I take it back. He should kill himself.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:34,
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