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What JMG based events have shaped your fat lives lately?

JMG Thread.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

What's your sport outside of football season?
Or are you just preparing for the next round of kickabouts?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:36, archived)

Dodgework™?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:39, archived)

cruel man,
It's not his fault he's terminally unemployable. Give the guy a break.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

Hey pig
I solved my cube 10 times this morning.
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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:45, archived)

I don't really give a flying fuck about your childs toy for autisms.
Any plans for your weekend?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:55, archived)

Baking
At Leith's school.
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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:00, archived)

It's almost the Euros..
..Then I've Olympic tickets for the football.
It never ends.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:41, archived)

Looks like I picked the right year to take off work!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

~~year~~ nut
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

classic baldmonkey!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:54, archived)

I'm actually preparing a report for the Joint Managment Group today.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:39, archived)

NUT management group more like

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:46, archived)

top 100 singles of all time:
^{_{Queen , Bohemian Nutsody
John Lennon , Imagine (A Nut)
Robbie Williams , ^{^{Angels (With Nuts)
Beatles , Hey Jude (Is That A Bag Of Nuts)
Nirvana , Smells Like Nut Spirit
Oasis , Live For Every Nut
Oasis , Wondernut
U2, One (Nut)
Verve , Bitter Nut Symphony
U2 , With Or Without Nuts
Beatles , Penny Nut / Strawberry Nuts Forever
Beach Boys , Nut Vibrations
REM, Losing My Nut
Bob Dylan , Like A Rolling Nut
Beach Boys , God Only Knuts
REM, Everybody Nuts
Kinks , Waterloo Nutset
Oasis , Don’t Look At Nuts In Anger
Procol Harum , A Whiter Nut Of Pale
Led Zeppelin, ^{Stairnut To Heaven
Beatles , Yesternut
Beatles, A Nut In The Life
Eagles , Nuttel California
Massive Attack, Unfinished Nut
Abba , Dancing Nut
Madonna , Like A Nut
Jimi Hendrix Experience, All Along The Nut
Radiohead, Creep (With A Nut)
Michael Jackson, Billie Nut
Who , My Nut
Kate Bush , Nut Heights
Radiohead, Paranoid Nut
Undertones , Teenag}e Nuts
Joy Division, Love Will Tear Us A Nut
Simon And Garfunkel , Bridge Over Troubled Nut
Bruce Springsteen, Born To Nut
Bob Marley & The Wailers, No Woman No Nut
Guns N Roses, Sweet Nut O Mine
Elvis Presley , Suspicious Nuts
Beatles , Let It Be (A Nut)
Rolling Stones , (I Can’t Get No) Nut
Meat Loaf , Nut Out Of Hell
Pulp , Common Nut
Mariah Carey, Hero (And Also Some Nuts)
Marvin Gaye , I Heard It Through The Nutvine
Derek And The Dominoes , Layla (The Nut)
Don Mclean , American Nut
Killers, Mr Nutside
Madness, It Must be Nut
Rolling Stones, Paint It Nut
Sex Pistols , A Nutty In The UK
Green Day, Nut Of Your Life (Good Riddance)
Oasis, Nut Supernova
Jam, A Town Called Nut
Spice Girls , Wannanut
Radiohead, Nut Spirit (Fade Out)
Free, All Right Nut
Stone Roses, Fools Nut / What The Nut Is Waiting For
Coldplay, Yellow Nut
Electric Light Orchestra , Mr. Nut Sky
Sinead O’Connor , Nothing Compares 2 Nut
Smiths, This Charming Nut
George Michael , Careless Nut
Clash, Nut Calling
Blur, Song Nut
Jam, That's Nut
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Under The Nut
Radiohead, Karma Nut
Sex Pistols, God Save The Nut
Ottis Redding, (Stittin' On) The Nut Of The Bay
Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Nut
Beatles, In My Nut
Police , Every Nut You Take
Animals, House Of The Rising Nut
Stone Roses, I Am The Nut
Bryan Adams , (Everything I Do) I Do It For Nuts
Radiohead, Fake Plastic Nuts
Pink Floyd, Comfortably Nut
Van Morrison , Brown Eyed Nut
Gerry Rafferty , Baker Nut
Beatles , She Loves Nuts
Dire Straits, Romeo And Nut
Rolling Stones, Jumping Jack Nut
Celine Dion , My Nut Will Go On
Puff Daddy And Faith Evans , I’ll Be Missing Nuts
Smiths, How Soon Is Nut?
Beatles , Nut!
U2, Where The Streets Have No Nut
David Bowie , Space Nut
David Bowie , Nutoes
David Bowie , Life On Nuts
LAs, There Nut Goes
Righteous Brothers , Unchained Nut
Jam, Going Nut / Nuts Of Children
Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, Tracks Of My Nuts
Dexy's Midnight Runners, Come On Nut
Moody Blues, Nuts In White Satin
New Order, Blue Nut
George Harrison, My Sweet Nut
Eminem , Stan's Nut
Manic Street Preachers, Nut Emptiness
Abba , The Nut Takes It All
Kylie Minogue, Can't Get You Out Of My Nut
Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl, Nut of New York
Scissor Sisters, Take Your Nut
Elvis Presley , Nutbreak Hotel
Crowded House, Don't Dream It's Nut
10CC, I’m Not In Nut
Verve , The Nuts Don’t Work}}
Kinks, Lola's Nut
Human League , Don’t You Want Nuts
Nilsson , Without Nuts
Cher, Believe NutNutNutNutNut
Glen Campbell , Wichita Nutman
David Gray, BabyloNut
Bryan Adams , Nut Of ’69
Paul Weller, Wild Nut
Jimi Hendrix Experience, Voodoo Nut}}
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:41, archived)

MORE!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:42, archived)

HALLO JMG!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:44, archived)

alright Jumger
these fat shiftless pricks are all jealous because I have a parrot and they don't
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:49, archived)

does your parrot eat nuts ever?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:50, archived)

tell you what I don't like for lunch, jews!
/ac
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:51, archived)

Be honest now gilgy.
Having an imaginary parrot isn't REALLY having a REAL parrot.
And deep down you know it.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:55, archived)

Your parrot is a fucking prick
Nah, he's alright he is
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:05, archived)

Ok, let's BEE sensible and NUT carry on with all this
Weekend plans? Anyone? No? Fine.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

Working, probably

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

Boo
Mind you, not so bad when the weather's crap
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:31, archived)

*Weekend hours fives*
'Ning The LOVELY tiny spangles.
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

I'm self-employed
and my boss is a BITCH :P
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:45, archived)

Yeah.
I bet you give yourself a twenty minute yiff-break every hour.
Poor cr3 must be terrified.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

Obviously, got to keep morale up SOMEHOW

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:54, archived)

go piss up a rope

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:31, archived)

I hate you
I love you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:32, archived)

I wish you were dead
haha, just joking

I'd settle for alive but in horrific agony
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

And that's called 'compromise'!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

I've been invited to see Whetus play on Saturday.
Yep they're still around.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:31, archived)

Blimey
I only know the dirtbag one. Is it all like that?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:32, archived)

I have no idea, they also did "give a little respect"
which is a cover... I don't know if i'm going to go, might be funny but probably not £17 funny.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

Oh, so they did
But yeah...£17's a lot if you're not especially bothered about the band.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:38, archived)

What about hanson?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

Yeah
what about Hanson?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

Those chicks were hot.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:49, archived)

Not as hot as the chicks from Poison though.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:50, archived)

BEENUT BUTTER

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

Work.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

Dayum
Working weekends is a fat ballbag
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

More money though Hatso.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:36, archived)

Oh well then
I do love the currency
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:37, archived)

Hey, guess what.
_{The Nutshank Redemption
The Nutfather
The Nutfather: Part II
Nut Fiction
The Good, the Bad and the Nutty
12 Angry Nuts
Schindler's Nut
The Dark Knut
The Lord of the Nuts: The Return of the King
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nut
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Nuts
Fight Nut
Seven Sanutai
Inceptionut
The Lord of the Nuts: The Fellowship of the Ring
Nutfellas
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Nut
City of Nut
Casabrazilnuta
The Nutrix
Once Upon a Nut in the West
Rear Nutdow
Raiders of the Lost Nut
The Silence of the Nuts
The Usual Nutspects
The Lord of the Nuts: The Two Towers
Se7en Nuts
Forrest Nut
Psycho nut
It's a Wonderful Nut
Leonut
Avengers Assemble Some Nuts
Nutset Boulevard
Memenuto
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Nut
Apocalypse Nut
American History Nut
Nut by Nutwest
Terminator 2: Nutment Day
Citizen Nut
Saving Prinut Ryan
Alienut
City Nuts
American Beanuty
Spirited Anut
Toy Nutty 3
Taxi Nut Driver
The Shining Nut
Vernutigo
M (&M peanut)
Nuts of Glory
The Pianut
Modernut Times
The Departnut
AmeNUTlie
Double Indemnutty
WALL·P (nut)
The Lives of Nutters
Alienuts
A Clockwork Nut
Life Is Beanutiful
Back to the Nut ure
To Kill a Mockingnut
Lawrence of A Rabid Nut
Das Nut
Requiem for a Nut
Reservoir Nuts
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Nut
The Third Nut
A Separationut
The Nutstige
The Green Nut
Cinutma Paradiso
Chinutown
The Great Nuttator
The Nut of the Sierra Madre
L.A. Confidenutial
Glad he ate nut
Once Upon a Nut in America
Monty Python and the Holy Nut
Rashomonut
Full Metal Nut
Nut Thieves
Singin' in the Nut
Some Like It Nut
Amacadameus
All About Nut
Raging Nut
Nutropolis
Bravenut
Oldboy's Nut
2001: A Space Nut
The Nut on the River Kwai
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Nut
The Apartmenut
The Nut-touchables
Nutforgiven
Pan's Nut
Princess Monutnoke
The NUT Sting
Nutfall
Indiana Jones and the Last Nut
The Nut King
Inglourious Nutterds
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (to buy some nuts)
Nut Hard
Nut of the Fireflies
The Seventh Nut
Nupt
On the Waterchestnut
The Elephant Nut
Yojimnut
The Maltese Nut
The Great Nut
Granut Torino
Nutman Begins
Rebecca (And A Nut)
Nutness for the Prosecution
Snutch.
For a Few Nuts More
The Genutral
Heat (ed nut)
Blade Nutter
Fargo (And A Nut)
Wild Nutberries
Ran(ut)
Sin Nutty
Toy Nutty
Nut of Evil
The Nut Lebowski
The Deer Nutter
Jaws (Clamped Round A Lovely Walnut)
Ikinut
No Nut Tree for Old Men
Nuttel Rwanda
Cool Nut Luke
It Happened One Nut
Scarnut
The Nut of Oz
The Sixth Nut
The King's Nut
The Nuttist
Strangers on a Nut
The Kid (With A Nut)
Black Nut
The Nuts of Fear
Kill Bill: Vol. Nut
Anutie Hall
The Nut Rush
High Nut
Nutoon
Warrior (With A Whole Bag Of Nuts)
Nutspotting
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Nuts
Butch Cassidy and the Nutdance Kid
Nutrise
Into the Wild Nut
The Nuts of Wrath
The Nut in Their Eyes
Donnie Nutto
The (Nut-like) Thing
Nutorious
Gone with the Nut
Casinut
Million Nut Baby
Les Nutaboliques
There Will Be Nut
Nut of Brian
My Neighbour Nutoro
Amores Peanuts
Finding Nutto
Ben-Nut
How to Train Your Nut
Slumnut Millionaire
Groundnut Day
The Terminutor
The Nut Sleep
V for Hazlenut Vienetta
Good Will Nutting
The Best Nuts of Our Lives
Stand by Nut
Judgement at Nutemberg
Nut Day Afternoon
The Gradunut
Twelve Nutkeys
Nutwork
The Bournut Ultimatum
The Manchurian Nut And Date
The Nut of the Hunter
HaraNUTkiri
The 400 Nuts
Mary nut Max
Ganutdhi
District Nut
Dial M for Monkey Nuts
Personut
The Nut of Algiers
The Princess Nut
The (Nut) Killing
8½ (Nuts)
La Nutrada
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf's Nut?
The Nutstler
The Nut of Joan of Arc
Howl's Moving Nut
Nutlock Jr.
Nutatouille
The Nutstler
The Nutxorcist
Fanny and Alexander's Nut
The Wild Bunch Of Different Nuts
The Diving Bell and the Nutterfly
Kind Hearts and Coronuts
Rocky (And A Nut)
Stalag 17 Nuts
Harry Potter and the Deathly Nuts: Part 2
Barry Lynutdon
A Streetnut Named Desire
Nuts of Cabiria
Starbar Trek
All Quiet on the Western Nut
A Beautiful Nut
The Trunut Show
Ip Nut
Tokyo Nut Story
Come and Nut
Rope (And Also A Nut)
Infernut Affairs
Roman Nutiday
The Nut Who Shot Liberty Valance
Highnut and Lownut
Stalker (Of Nuts)
Rosemary's Nut
Mystic Nut
Festenut
Let the Right Nut In
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Nut
Nutsicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Beauty and the Nut
Monutsters, Inc.
Anutomy of a Murder
Nutsferatu
Manuttan
Magnutlia
Le Samouraï (Avec Un Nut)
Throne of Nut
La Hainut
Big Fish (Stuffed With Nuts)
Nutter Island
In the Mood for Nuts
Brazil (Nut)}
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:12, archived)

Tina Turder - What's bum got to poo with shit?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:16, archived)

Clod Hull And Em-poo

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

Nut Nutty Nutnutnut

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Zuowan, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

Why are you insisting on this.
Solving it for the 7th time now, maybe I should do some work.
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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

Jealous?
You've got green with Nutvy.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

Fucking hell, stop banging on about it will you?
Jesus.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

he's off to see the kitten, the wonderfull kitten of b&

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mongychops, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

What the fuck for?
Stop bullying me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

pack it in then you fucking fat ballbag

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mongychops, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

Who the fuck died and made you moddychops?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

oh man, what are the rest of us going to do now?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

Every nutber one single since the nuteen-fifties.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

Come on. Everyone pick a year and nut it.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:24, archived)

Banning's too good for 'im

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

MODS!
RUN BALDERS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

How many different clouds are there, stuj, and can they all be nutted?
Also, I've finished A Study In Scarlet. It was okay.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

General breakdown is 9.
But they can be subdivided into 27 with a further couple of special groups too.
And no. There's not much point in headbutting a cloud.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

bored of that now pricks nuts

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

You fucking nut ponce

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

Top Nut.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

I solved it 5 times today.

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

You fucking cube based puzzle ponce

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:47, archived)

He's lying The LOVELY Two Hats.
He hasn't got the chains with hooks to come out of it even ONCE.
What a fibber.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 10:49, archived)

He's got no idea
His suffering will be legendary, even in North Hants
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

Johnny Bee Goode

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

the bee-ch boys

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

bee-ch nut boys more like!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:52, archived)

Thin Lizbee - Hive and Dangerous

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:46, archived)

The Bee 52s

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:48, archived)

The Bee Fifty Cashews more like!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

another brick in the walnut

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:48, archived)

we are the champignons

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:49, archived)

The Bee-tles, honey can't buy bee love.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

Drone thugs n harmony

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:52, archived)

th b
y bee
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

Oh, of course
I didn't bee that up nearly as much as I could have.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

The Apiculture Club

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:53, archived)

Nightmares on Beeswax

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:53, archived)

I like this

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

B.B Sting

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:54, archived)

You've wasp that lovin' bee-lin'

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:54, archived)

The Number Of The Bees.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 10:54, archived)

Just One Hornet-oh

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

Ra Ra Wasputin

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

Mousse Bee - I'm hornet, hornet hornet hornet!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

Elton Shouldn't Be Able To Fly But They Can

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:57, archived)

Don't Stop Beelieving

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

Hive got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 11:02, archived)

Shitty-Poo Park, by the Small Faeces.
What were we doing again?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:04, archived)

Suicide is Anus

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

Johnny Cashew

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

Sittin On The Dock Of The Bombay Mix

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

sittin on the cock of the gay, watching the lube slide away

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mongychops, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

my dearest m
phwoooar!

eh?

always
b xx
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

bored of that now
so yeah, this one time a bee stung me in my bellybutton, properly made my eyes water that did, if you were a bee then why don't you fuck off out of my sight?

alt: and don't come back

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:12, archived)

when i was at primary school i got a bee sting right in the centre of the palm of my hand. it had bee guts hanging off it
pricks
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:21, archived)

wtf don't lie you lying liar
that happened to me and there's no way it could happen to both of us

i was playing that game where you spin round til you fall over, but i fell on some little stingy prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:25, archived)

not really the bee's fault is it
Prick
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mongychops, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:27, archived)

he could of got out the way, i didn't see him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

plus i think in my case the bee/wasp survived
i remember it flying away
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

well it definitely happened to me so i can only assume that your pants are on fire

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

it was my left hand and i had a lump there for years

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

I don't get it when people say wasps don't die after they sting you, any wasp that's stung me gets mashed to a fucking paste with a rolled up newspaper in no time at all

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

wasp paste, great on toast

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

lol me too
except it was in my garden. Poor bee, I squashed it. But it made my fingers swell up in revenge.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

we could be the hurty hand gang!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

if i was going to break one of the seven deadly sins I'd probably go for coverting my neighbours oxen

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mongychops, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:22, archived)

when you talk all I hear is cor blimey guv'nor, up the apples and pears, trouble and strife, let's 'ave a cockney knees up
that's all I hear
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

calm down calm down, aye oop bonnie lad, bah gum

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mongychops, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

sorry, can't hear you above the sound of people rolling out the barrel

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

what would you covert it to?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

a rod pod

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mongychops, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

hurr hurr

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:54, archived)

this cube thing is easy
I might get a 5x5x5
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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

I've only ever been stung once, and it was by a wasp
trufax
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:26, archived)

I hope you mashed the stroppy little fucker to a paste

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

BzZZzzZZzzZzzzLOLbbBbbzZzzZZzzzzzzzzZZlolzZzZ

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 10:26, archived)

bbbzzzZZzzzlolololOLOlol

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

LoLoLOLoLOLOLOllololOLolOlolOloL^{bBbbBzzzZZZzz}^{lOlOLoLOlOlOLOlol}^{BbbbBZzzzZZzz}^{bBBbBBbZZZzzZZ}_{BbbbBBzzzzZZzz}^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^{z^z}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

alright cunty

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

alright giggles

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

You fucking bee poof

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

k, just reported this post to the mods for swearing

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

NONCE

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

reported for bullying

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

BEES

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:47, archived)

bzZzZzzzzZZZzzzZZZzzZz

(bou bees, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:51, archived)

This is what happened when I tried to burn a wasp nest with petrol.
www.b3tards.com/u/04d821dabf7fcbecc84b/flameywaspdoom.jpg
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

oh shit, were you ok?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

I came out of it better than the wasps.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

NSFW!!!!¡¡¡

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mongychops, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

OH HAI
If it ain't a nut, don't fix it.
Don't put all your nuts in one basket.
The early bird catches the nut.
The best things in life are nuts.
Better nuts than never.
The nut never falls far from the tree.
If you can't beat nuts, join nuts.
Home is where the nut is.
The nut is always nuttier on the other side.
Every cloud has a silver nut.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

ALSO
A nut in time saves nine.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

I solved my cube.

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:18, archived)

To be or not to be, that is the nut.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

All work and no nut makes Jack a dull boy.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

You should post it to me now.
Ta.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:20, archived)

why?

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:40, archived)

nuts are wasted on the young

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:40, archived)

Waste nut want nut

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:41, archived)

Vendi Vedi Nut

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

You're a nut.

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:18, archived)

baldmonkeynut!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

If something can go nut, it will go nut.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:22, archived)

You were only supposed to blow the bloody nuts off.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:22, archived)

show me the nuts!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:23, archived)

nuts mostly come out at night, mostly.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

A nut shared is a nut halved.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

Nut is thicker than water.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

when in rome do as the nuts do.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

If wishes were nuts, beggars would eat nuts.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

time to pour a little nut down the colonel's pants.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

Fight fire with nuts.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

I didn't mean that sort of nut.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

You don't have to be mad to work here chestnuts.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 8:22, archived)

You can't make an omlette without breaking a few nuts.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:23, archived)

A nut cannot change its spots.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

If the nut won't come to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the nut

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

you can lead a nut to water, but you can't make it drink

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:43, archived)

Morning stuj.
you good?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

It's no use crying over spilt nuts

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

Great ta chap.
You?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 8:45, archived)

pretty good,
Made a bit of a fuck up and didn't get round to getting a ticket for download, and now it's bastarding sold out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:52, archived)

Aw fuck it.
I wasn't going to go originally, but was starting to come round to the idea.:(
And I've not booked Bloodstock either, because I don't know whether I'll be back South or not by August.
Sadtimes Win Pug.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 9:00, archived)

listen, stuj.
buy a ticket for beautiful days. yes, its a bunch of terrible old hippies but we have PIL on Saturday.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:26, archived)

~~Sold out, I heard~~ wooooooooooOOOOH!
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:33, archived)

thank god you're here!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:53, archived)

Sorry The LOVELY Sidekick, even though I've still got the PIL vinyl in a tin round box, I wouldn't want to see them live again.
Also, and more importantly, it's sold out.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

i'd like to have seen sabbath,
And soundgarden and kyuss. I'm keeping my eye out for reasonably priced tickets, if any come up I'll gaz you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 9:51, archived)

Nah, it's ok.
It'll just be Bloodstock for me this year as long as I'm still here.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

no it wasnt a hellraiser cube thing

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:41, archived)

What's nut for the goose is nut for the gander

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:42, archived)

Maybe you just did it wrong.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

That's twice I've done it the morning, and I've made funky patterns on it.
Impressed?
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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:00, archived)

Not if you can't get all them chains with hooks to come out of it.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

six nuts, and half a dozen nuts.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

Into every life a little nutella must fall

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

Never look a gift horse in the nuts

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:32, archived)

Nothing is certain but death and nuts

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:32, archived)

One good turn deserves a nut

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:33, archived)

ask nut what your nuts can do for you,
But you can do for your nuts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:33, archived)

Put your best nut forward

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

it's 300 miles to Chicago
we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of nuts, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

That which does not kill nuts makes us stronger

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:35, archived)

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw nuts

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:36, archived)

if at first you don't succeed, try a nut.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

You can't get blood out of a nut

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

alas, poor Yorick. I knew him nut.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

Cry Havoc! and let slip the nuts of war

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:02, archived)

Two nuts, both alike in dignity

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:04, archived)

now is the winter of our discontent. made glorious summer by this nut of York

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:05, archived)

yellow nuts, cross-gartered

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:17, archived)

come not between the dragon and his nut

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:22, archived)

Two wrongs don't make a nut

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

Walls have nuts

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

we can't stop here
this is nut country
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:53, archived)

“We had two bags of peanuts, seventy-five packets of cashews, brazil nuts, a jar half full of pistachios, and a huge bag of walnuts.
and also a quart of nutella and two dozen coconuts.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious nut collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:05, archived)

haha

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

Spare the nut and spoil the child

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody nuts off!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

You can't teach an old nut new tricks

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

Jesus' nut is very wonderful,
Jesus' nut is very wonderful,
Jesus' nut is very wonderful,
Oh, wonderful nut!

It's so high you can't get over it,
It's so low you can't get under it,
It's so wide you can't get around it,
That's a pretty big nut!!!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

Where there's nut there's brass

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:38, archived)

You can't judge a nut by its cover

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:40, archived)

Shall I compare thee to a summer's nut?
Thou art more lonely and more scrotal.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

Many nuts make light work?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

Fat Ballnut?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:53, archived)

well,
I seemed to have replied to the wrong fat bald man here.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:54, archived)

>:(

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

go for a run to the wig shop.
Fatty McBald.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 9:49, archived)

Fat Nutbag

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

Nut Ballnut

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

that's one small step for nut, one giant leap for mankind.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

Roses are red, nuts are brown.
You're a fat ballbag.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

not one reply, what a cunt.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:00, archived)

When you want me, just whistle.
You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your nuts together and blow.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:00, archived)

a nut, a nut! my kingdom for a nut!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:02, archived)

Beware the nuts of March!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:05, archived)

a nut! a nut on both your houses!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:07, archived)

sleep no more, Macbeth does murder nuts

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

all the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely nuts

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

Once more unto the nuts dear friends, once more

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

but, soft! what nut through yonder window breaks?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:12, archived)

A nut by any other name would smell as sweet

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:15, archived)

it is a tale. told by a nut, full of sound and fury. signifying nothing

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

if a nut falls in the woods and there is no-one around to hear it
does it make a noise?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

Only the sound of one nut cracking

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:09, archived)

"That's no nut...
That's a legume." - Star Wars
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:07, archived)

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody nuts off!"

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:14, archived)

"We're going to need a bigger nut"

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:15, archived)

Nuts? Where we're going, we don't need... nuts

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:17, archived)

I've had it with these motherfucking nuts on this motherfucking plane!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:18, archived)

nuts? we don't need no stinking nuts!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:23, archived)

i don't think we're in Kansas anymore nuts

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mongychops, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:24, archived)

The nut that broke the camels back

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Mrs. Spatum, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:37, archived)

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the nut-race!
Aboon them a' yet tak your place.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:39, archived)

this is all a bit nutTHAI!

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:54, archived)

Morning
I feel sorry for people who have nothing better to do than insult people they've never met.
You?
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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:52, archived)

Good morning MONO!
Seeing as we've met, can we insult each other?
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:56, archived)

Sure thing, boss.

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:57, archived)

You smell. Of poo.

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:58, archived)

Colllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:10, archived)

I solved my cube

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:13, archived)

I feel sorry for them midgets or dwarfs or whatever that have stumpy little arms that don't reach their cocks so they'll never know the pleasure of having a wank.
I don't feel the same way about flids though.
Also; 'Ning MONO!.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 7:58, archived)

Back from the dead
And we're to blame
You give penguins
A bum pain
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:07, archived)

:D
'Ning The AMAZING Bee Emm.
Wait, I was dead? When did this happen? Am I zombie now?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 8:18, archived)

Hi
I solved my cube
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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:14, archived)

HURRAH!
:D
Did all the chains come out and rip you to bits and that?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

I agree. Also OH HAI MY MUM DOESN'T LOVE ME WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR LUNCHES.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:06, archived)

OH HAI I AM JANET AND MY PROLAPSED VAGINA SMELLS OF ENGINE OIL AND MOULD

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:08, archived)

OH HAI I AM BALDMNKEY ND I FELL DREADFUL ABOUT BULLYING ADAM AND WANT HIM TO COME BAC

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:09, archived)

OH HAI I AM TWO HATS HOPE THIS FIND YOU WELL? NO YOU ARE ALL RIGHT YOU ARE!!!!!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:11, archived)

OH HAI I A M MMPSHOES I DRINK MELTY LARD

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:12, archived)

I solved my cube

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:14, archived)

FARTWANK!!!
morning MONO! it pleases me to see you're not dead yet.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:11, archived)

I solved my cube

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:13, archived)

another massive achievemet for MONO!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:17, archived)

~~achievemet for~~
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:18, archived)

DING!

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MONO!, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:18, archived)

*Dogeyes*

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 8:20, archived)

in before OH HAI I AM MONO MY MUM DOESN'T LOVE ME WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR LUNCHES.
in other news, I got probated on Something Awful for not using capitals. fuck you I won't tidy my bedroom.

alt: best cereal.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:44, archived)

Weetabix,
Because it reminds me of your crusted over minge.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 7:49, archived)

love you. and you win warm milk and brown sugar.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:50, archived)

can i sniff the crotch of your onesie?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 8:32, archived)

'Ning The AWESOME Win Pg.
*Manders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 7:55, archived)

'Ning The LOVELIEST Sidekick EVER.
*Panders*
Klondike Pete's Golden Nuggets of course.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 7:55, archived)

alt: Hollyoaks /gonz

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:55, archived)

bBbBBbbBBbbBBbbBBrRRrrrrrRRrrrooOoooOooooaAAaaAAdDDDDssSSSSwWwwwoOOoorRrrdDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 7:56, archived)

SssSssttTTttTTTTtTtuuUUuUuUUuUuUjJJJjJJJjjJJjj!!!
alright
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:58, archived)

Aye ta chap.
I've had a whole week off just chilling and drinking.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 May 2012, 8:01, archived)

˙ʎɐpoʇ ɟɟo ʇıq ɐ sɯǝǝs buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇnq 'sı ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ǝɹns ǝʇınb ʇou ɯ,ı

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PooPants, Fri 18 May 2012, 3:09, archived)

^^ woah. that wasn't supposed to happen
po o q ss snظ bu nq 's ns nb ou ,
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PooPants, Fri 18 May 2012, 3:09, archived)

^^ Nor was that....
umm
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PooPants, Fri 18 May 2012, 3:10, archived)

CHAAAAAAAK SUCKHERRRS THE LAT OF YE !!!!!

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PooPants, Fri 18 May 2012, 1:46, archived)

Hello Poopants.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2012, 2:20, archived)

Hi WP
:)

How's tricks?
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PooPants, Fri 18 May 2012, 3:06, archived)

bored of that now

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PooPants, Fri 18 May 2012, 1:43, archived)

...

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PooPants, Fri 18 May 2012, 1:44, archived)

alright dukes

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:00, archived)

Pretty fucking awesome.
Pretty. Fucking Awesome.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:02, archived)

smashing times

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:02, archived)

Near the topping here.
I'm smashing. Might go to the pub, got to give Jazz Doug a CD, speak to Pikey Jim about getting the car MOT'd and tell Geordie Ryan to buy me a pint.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:57, archived)

that is nice, but i would of replied to you in the thread, i've lost your trust, sadtimes :(

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:59, archived)

Hey, I'm not dissing your skilz dawg, I just can't be arsed scrolling down the page.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:01, archived)

hey ab
what does the light pink uniforms mean in hospitals? Is that just to mark out the fit ones, that's what it seemed to be. Dark blue was munters.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:30, archived)

i think the pink is for girls, you may be staight after all

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:36, archived)

Fucked if I know. Perhaps they're marking out the homos.
They don't have them in my hossy.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:36, archived)

my nan is still alive tho so you kidney cunts owe me

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:38, archived)

The Nazis did the same
and I'm sure they said the baby of the person I was visiting was being given Zyklon.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:45, archived)

i think we should all have a/s/l badges

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:51, archived)

Identity theft would be easier

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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:57, archived)

oh man, I wish I had adjective friends :(

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:00, archived)

I'm known as That Cunt Badger.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:01, archived)

oh wait, I just remembered Piggy Pete

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:06, archived)

i fucking laughed, you cunt

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/sextoys/post1619081
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:55, archived)

i only have adjective acquaintances

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:05, archived)

did you just dig up some fresh vegetables or some shit like that?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:20, archived)

Alright mongy
I've spent a large amount of today driving a tractor. This is a good thing.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:03, archived)

happy times

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:04, archived)

It's for charity
so it's all to the good.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:18, archived)

oh, i dont belive in charity, it is complex why i don't, but even i can see that the wacki ideas out there need it, i mean, jew charities??? pay for yourselves you cunts

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

I'm just doing some volunteering
it's keeping me from getting bored
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:18, archived)

hustle more

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:37, archived)

What sort of tractor?

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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:12, archived)

are you a current tractor fan?

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:16, archived)

Tiny Japanese one, can't recall the make
3 cylinder diesel, top speed of about 6 mph while mowing. Good for a laugh though.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:17, archived)

ah yes, the Bonsai 3000, a good workmanlike model

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vladimir, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:22, archived)

probably a Kubota

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:16, archived)

Massey Ferguson or fuck off

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:18, archived)

NOTHING runs like a Deere.
NOTHING.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:22, archived)

Massey compacts are just rebadged Isekis so they're all Japanese anyway

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spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 23:03, archived)

Which ones have the best operating system?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 17 May 2012, 23:08, archived)

the purple ones that taste of blackcurrant

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spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 23:11, archived)

try putting it on orange

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:15, archived)

You may joke
but there is a huge amount of computery in some of the tractors. Moreso combines, especially in usa/australia where they have gps and auto things and swively seats.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:14, archived)

i want to shoot myself in the face after that post.

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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 23:16, archived)

I want to know if Windows Tractor is as good as Apple farmOS.
I can't help but think that this is the forum for such a discussion.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 17 May 2012, 23:18, archived)

they all run off Farmville now

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spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 23:20, archived)

I was going to reply to this in more depth
but you would probably all shoot yourselves in the face through boredom
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spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 23:24, archived)

That's the one
it's the only one I've driven, so I've nothing to compare it against.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:19, archived)

Well, baby steps
It's like when you drive a car, you don't start in a 2012 BMW 3 Series in silver with alloy wheels and built in sat nav? No.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:24, archived)

Pretty good.
Just arrived at work and skiving on b3ta already.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:04, archived)

great stuff

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:10, archived)

Alright cunts
I had that moocowbyter on my train last night. Turns out he's doing research into worm brains. Dead useful job.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:06, archived)

lovely

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:11, archived)

I thought so

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:12, archived)

you know all the twats that leave here, what happened to noit and stuj?

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:14, archived)

Noit's busy not having sex with women
Fuck knows about stuj
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:16, archived)

oh well, never mind then

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:21, archived)

Cool

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:22, archived)

why aint you been posting here then, pregnant?

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:35, archived)

Yeah, went to hospital today to visit a friend.
Out shopping tomorrow to get some trousers, had to throw a couple of pairs out as they're getting tatty.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:13, archived)

what a life, brilliant days

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:15, archived)

I've had a week off work and done fuck all mongy
I need to live the rock n roll lifestyle.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:18, archived)

and aint you just, smashing

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:37, archived)

i went to a fish and chip shop from the past

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avant-hard thought UHT was a sex noise, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:17, archived)

Did you have sex with your grandmother and accidentally become your own grandfather?
You have to be careful with time travel.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:27, archived)

smart

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:27, archived)

I've felt lower, I've felt higher, what can I say
are you alright mongy
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vladimir, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:20, archived)

that's chillin

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:28, archived)

alright mongy
When you stay, do you want the lava lamp on or off?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:20, archived)

I was never allowed a lava lamp cos mum said they looked phallic.
I had to have a gay glitter lamp instead :(
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:28, archived)

woah let's not make this the evening when you disclose your childhood abuse trauma, hey, let's keep the mood nice and light

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vladimir, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:29, archived)

How is a gary glitter lamp any less weird?

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:55, archived)

i'm not sure i want to see the reflection of you naked and wanking in the lava lamp, so off, i like it to seem naughty, not all in my face, eh

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:29, archived)

Wouldn't it reflect less if it was on?
This is assuming other illumination in the room.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:04, archived)

dunno, not my remit

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:15, archived)

not that bad or good I suppose
considering selling all the guitars/basses/amps I've got because I've not touched a guitar in 18 months.
Dunno why I just don't enjoy playing them or the thought of them any more.
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fatpoof, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:25, archived)

your sorted, nice

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:31, archived)

find some vengaboys tabs and try and get back into it

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:31, archived)

I thought the same about my camera gear
and just getting a little compact.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:44, archived)

I've had my blue strat for 25 years
just sayin
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:51, archived)

I heard they can live up to 100 years, and have trouble adjusting to new owners once you pass

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:55, archived)

I've left instructions, I'm taking them all with me

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:56, archived)

archaeologists will dig you up in thousands of years and marvel at your terracotta parrots
And your guitars and thrones covered in terracotta parrot shit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:00, archived)

they will bear me across the Styx into Hades
then shit everywhere
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:01, archived)

Not bad ta mongy
I found a purse on the bus and I have returned it to it's owner through the use of my stalking internet skills.
How are you?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:31, archived)

very cool

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:46, archived)

its owner

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:56, archived)

DAMNNIT
I have been drinking the wine they gave me as a reward.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:57, archived)

Not bad.
Just had a big packet of crisps for supper.
Might cook tomorrow if I can be arsed.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

nice and easy

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:52, archived)

Not bad sir.
Did I mention I'm going to wembley on saturday?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:37, archived)

up the hammers

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:52, archived)

sweet as

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

crackin

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:57, archived)

I made a Thai green curry with baby sweet corn and dudhi
Dudhi is shit
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:52, archived)

ok
is this a bp garage?
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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

it's all encased in high quality ginsters pastry

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:10, archived)

I'm alright now we're alright threadin', yeah!

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spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 22:57, archived)

Bill Hicks was indeed right.
Advert on in the ad break during The Simpsons on C4 tonight...

"To celebrate the Olympics, selected Oral-B toothbrushes will be half price"

Christ.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:30, archived)

bill hicks predicted big discounts on dental hygiene products?
that bloke was uncanny
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:37, archived)

Astounding prescience.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:40, archived)

I would like to unsubscribe from this blog.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:37, archived)

You've got to have clean teeth for Lympics

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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:39, archived)

I wish I'd never watched that Lympics video
everytime I see something related to the lympic video I start singing "la la la lympics"
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:57, archived)

Yes. Plaque adds weight and increases air resistance.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:06, archived)

A heavy buildup of tartar cost Colin Jackson the gold in the 1988 olympic 110m hurdles.
Trufax.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:10, archived)

Rashid Ramzi was stripped of his gold medal in 2008 due to
irregularities in his Colgate levels. Ramzi maintains his innocence and blames the imbalance to nicorette gum
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:19, archived)

you know who esle was right about things, margeret thatcher

yeah, bill hicks is like margeret thatcher.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:46, archived)

I wonder what Bill HIcks thoughts on the Falkland Islands were?
Most relevant circa 1981-1982
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:10, archived)

I bet he thought "fuck em"

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:15, archived)

yeah, way to just shit all over the board barst
you fucking dork
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:45, archived)

Christ, I didn't realise anyone still watched The Simpsons.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:00, archived)

Do the Bartman!

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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:08, archived)

Cowabunga dude

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:16, archived)

Eat my cow man!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:17, archived)

He hasn't had many catchphrases recently

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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:20, archived)

Or hit records.
I hadn't realised that Michael Jackson wrote Do The Bartman, or that the Simpsons released a whole album.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:30, archived)

Yeah, my neighbour had it
played it all the time. Good times.
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:36, archived)

Oh boy, novelty songs from the early 90s are the best
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:43, archived)

I got shown this today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFBSwgOQJ3c
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:45, archived)

Well, that's very ... erm ...
I think I'll just donate some money to the hospice and leave that CD on the shelf, if it's all the same to you
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:51, archived)

Hell yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RqpMAJ6gX8
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:47, archived)

The brown one is called A Poo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:20, archived)

fuck off planearm...... oh.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:17, archived)

Oh hai barst this is homre

(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:43, archived)

As I write this I'm interviewing a bloke
he claims to have played for LA galaxy and to be good friends with Beckham and his family. He is 20, has never worked a job in his life, and is going for a full-time sales job where the pay we're offering is 500 pound a month. He might be useless but if I give him the job we'll have a great company footy team
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:55, archived)

full time but 500 quid a month...here?
or outside the UK, £500 of your lovely ugandan dollars sah
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fatpoof, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:58, archived)

Brazil

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:59, archived)

whats his name?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:07, archived)

renan luis do silva matos
i found a few entries googling his name. he was just in the youth squad
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:36, archived)

even I earn more than £500 a month
and I don't drag myself out of bed until lunchtime.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:14, archived)

you cock hound

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:06, archived)

haha fat ballbag

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:51, archived)

Mono's bumhole

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:53, archived)

mr horrible's toenail

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:53, archived)

which one?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:54, archived)

THE one.

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:54, archived)

OHHH
the one on the toe that is partially dead after I woke up with a frozen toe and I've never had feelings in the tip of that toe since?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:55, archived)

No.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:56, archived)

must mean the other toe then

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:56, archived)

Nope.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:57, archived)

You're such a bully.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:58, archived)

Hey mmps mpsm pmpspsmspmssmspmssmmspsmspmspsmpsmspms
tabletop tomorrow
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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:58, archived)

Tablecloth more like!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:03, archived)

have you seen the state of this weeks QOTW?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:58, archived)

Why would I go there?

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:59, archived)

oh jesus it's going to be grim

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:18, archived)

you must have some kind of flatulent suidae-based grot to share?

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lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:56, archived)

Another decent thread ruined
Well done Mono.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:59, archived)

:D

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:59, archived)

Nah
You're alright you are
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:01, archived)

I love Mouseover

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:01, archived)

great cartoon
Wait, was that Mighty Mouse?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:07, archived)

Mouse M.D

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:07, archived)

The Anne Mice Chronicles

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:08, archived)

Right, I'm off
Bye pricks and non-pricks. Bye Mono.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:12, archived)

I'm neither a prick or a non-prick?
racist
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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:20, archived)

Show me how.

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:08, archived)

<a title="Mouseover text">Normal text</a>

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, archived)

Don't you fucking say Please anymore?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, archived)

yes.

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:10, archived)

hi
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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:10, archived)

[MOD EDIT]
bumhole
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, archived)

We are the champignons

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:07, archived)

there's not mushroom for jokes here

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:07, archived)

you seem like a funghi

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:09, archived)

That one was on the fly agaric

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:11, archived)

Fat Puffballs more like.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:47, archived)

Show some respect
Donna Summer's dead
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:13, archived)

Who's that then?

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MONO!, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:16, archived)

summers over?

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:17, archived)

Last of Donna Summer's Wine

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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:28, archived)

One swallow at Donna Summer's wake
Or something
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:36, archived)

Shall I compare thee to Donna Summer?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate
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magnum, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:43, archived)

Summer dying happened so fast?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:41, archived)

Somehow I have ended up in Portsmouth today
It's quite nice in places. it has a big tower thing, sailing ships, boats, ferries, a hovercraft, old buildings, racists, forts with guns in, birds and lots of history. It also has a baldmonkey, so I believe, I ought to track him down and call him a fat ballbag to his face, it would be a shame not to while I'm here.

What have you been up to in your dull job while I've had the day off? Apart from bullying Adam then regretting it.
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spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:25, archived)

You should kill yourself.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:26, archived)

let me finish this pint first.

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spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:27, archived)

Nah, you're alright you.
What pub you in?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:28, archived)

I'm sitting outside the Still & West Country House watching boats go past
stupid name, nice pub
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spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

I used to drink there,
and when my father was at uni he drank there too. Seems it's always been a nice pub.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:32, archived)

Yes.
Do they still do good beers as well as the usual piss, spesh?
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

I'm having Fullers Discovery which is alright, there is also ESB, Gales HSB and something else I can't remember on hand pump. And stuff in bottles

(

spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:37, archived)

I wish I could come out to play.
:(
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

a HUGE ferry just went past, the Commodore Goodwill
(registered in Nassau, tax avoiding cunts). I was hoping it would take out the little green and white Gosport ferry, but no.
(

spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

I'll be there in about 45 minutes.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:37, archived)

great, i'll wait for you to get here then we can go and steal a ferry

(

spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

I'd fucking love that.
We could walk down to Bennets and have dinner.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:42, archived)

will you insist on having sex afterwards? is it that sort of date?

(

spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

unfortunately i can't actually in reality come out and play because i have a wife and children who have ruined my life with "responsibilities".
if you happen to come this way again and are able to give me a few days notice, we should definitely have sex in the round tower.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:48, archived)

i will yes. bring 2 hats, we'll have a threesome.
it's starting to rain :(
(

spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:58, archived)

Why did you end up in Portsmouth then?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

day off, nothing planned, thought 'fuck it, I'll go to Portsmouth', jumped on the first train.

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spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

where are you normalsy then?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

that there london innit bruv

(

spesh., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:56, archived)

flash cunt having a holiday

(

mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:15, archived)

I taught four classes and then came home to work on my book
I also used to live in Portsmouth.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:27, archived)

It was when you left it really went downhill.
I remember the public mourning.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

Black curtains were hung in the windows of my
old office* that day

*top floor, little window was the studio, big window was my office
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

I once lived in Portsmouth
and that.
(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:29, archived)

Loaeaeoaeoaoeoaeoaeoaeoefuggit

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

I went to school there and everything

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:32, archived)

St Lukes?
BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

no
guess again
(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:39, archived)

St Judes because you are homosexual?

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

no
you have one final guess
(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

Yeah, like two hats said; city boys; because you are common

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

fail

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:48, archived)

mayfield?
because you are common AND on drugs?
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

YES!
well done. Wanna buy some sniff mate?
(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:50, archived)

Fuck. We may have passed on the street. IMAGINE THAT.
How fucking old are you?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:50, archived)

thirty fucking four
actually, I lied. I was at Newbridge and should have gone to Mayfield but I passed an exam and went to King Edwards in Southampton instead. On the fucking train. Every fucking day.
(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:52, archived)

See, we almost certainly have mutual real life school chums.
Shit's fucked up.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:55, archived)

s'possible
where did you live?
(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:56, archived)

I can see Mayfield from my house
Imagine that!
(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:58, archived)

you have my sympathy

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:59, archived)

Yes, it is a shit school

(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:00, archived)

thank fuck I avoided it
it was shit even then
(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:00, archived)

City Boys?

(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

no

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

hang on,
I've lived in Portsmouth.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:31, archived)

I don't believe you

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:33, archived)

I lived in Bateson Halls of residence,
on The Mary Rose street, just by the guildhall. I once got thrown out of the Walkabout on Guildhall walk for vomiting on the bouncer.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

Always smelt of stir frys in there.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:45, archived)

always food with you isn't it?

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

I haven't set foot in Portsmouth since about 1992
and I don't think Walkabouts existed then
(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

you lucky man,
I don't know if walkabouts exist anymore either, they were a pretty awful concept, shit food and shit food served by shitcunt Australians. Don't really see why?
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:52, archived)

I served some drinks,
then i served some food, then i served some more drinks, then some more food. I'm home at the moment, but will be going back to work again soon. to do more of the stuff above. It sounds dull, but I do love my job.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

FUCKING HELL, SUCH A NARCISSIST

(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

if you start this,
I'm going to fucking offtopic too. I don't need this.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

Why don't you just get off his back, yeah?
And stop bullying everyone
(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

i'm also a portsmouth resident
in fact, i'm the mayor of portsmouth
(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

and I'm lady mayoress.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:36, archived)

yes dear

(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:37, archived)

*noshes off*

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:39, archived)

well, I am the king of portsmouth

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:37, archived)

that's nothing
I'm the Emperor of Portsmouthland and France
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

WELL, THEN I AM AN EMPEROR PENGUIN

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

don't tell stuj,
or you are going to end up in a sex dungeon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

*stuj-fux*

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:42, archived)

More lies

(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

I fixed a computer program.
It keeps needing fixing. They should have just got me to write it in the first place, it would have saved a lot of bother.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

Show us your vinegar tits.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

Stuck up bitch.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:55, archived)

I'm busy pickling my nipples right now

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:08, archived)

I don't know what a Portsmouth is.
Adam gaz'd me earlier and I think I made things worse for him. I was only trying to help :'(
(

mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:55, archived)

Here's hoping he is returned safe and well to us tomorrow.
*crosses fingers*
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:57, archived)

He wan't even posting on OT :(
He might be dead or something.
(

mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:01, archived)

I'm frightfully upset with two hats.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:02, archived)

you took Adam from us
I'm not sure i'll ever forgive you.
also, does him going to /OT count as a flounce?
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:07, archived)

adam doesn't flounce.
he strides manfully.
i wish i could see him once more to apologise.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:08, archived)

It was quite sweet seeing him over on offtopic trying to mark his territory.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:10, archived)

can we have him back?

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:20, archived)

I'm really sorry Baldmonkey
I'm really, really sorry. Really.
(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:09, archived)

You stole my car and had sex with it.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:10, archived)

I don't recall that happening
Nevertheless, I apologies unreservedly.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:11, archived)

I'm not really feeling it.
I wish I had some chips.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:11, archived)

I've been craving chips with loads of salt & vinegar for DAYS
I've got chilli tonight :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:13, archived)

Put the chilli on chips.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:14, archived)

Nah, if I'm going all the way to the chippy, I'm having the works mate

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:15, archived)

Chilli and chips is nice

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:23, archived)

No argument there

(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:24, archived)

I sometimes microwave a sweet potato and have chilli with that
You know. For a treat.
(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:25, archived)

sometimes i get a big pot and put tins of stuff in it.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:26, archived)

fucking BULLSHIT

(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

woah, you should not be sad about having chili!

(

manolith hooray for me, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

What was the last thing you won in a raffle?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, archived)

giant Toblerone

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

i never won a raffle i rarely take part

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

YOUR MUM
No but seriously, probably a cheap bottle of pop or a knock-off shrek doll
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

haha i was just thinking about the baldmonkey dildo thing hahaha oh man something like that should happen again

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

Are you sure?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:58, archived)

I'm sorry that upset you so much SSG
We won't pull a stunt like that again, I promise.
(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:00, archived)

Stop bullying ssg.
He's not upset. It's just he has a better memory than us, which is why he keeps on bringing it up when everyone else has forgotten about it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:04, archived)

i only remember it cos it was so hilarious
which is why i reckon you should try again, i dunno why you have taken this as a bad thing!
(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:05, archived)

no you misread, i think you should pull another stunt like that!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:04, archived)

a camera.

(

mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

a raffle ticket

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

A romantic meal for two with David Dickinson

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:53, archived)

Ooh la la!

(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:59, archived)

Orange juice and chips are on the menu

(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:02, archived)

Cor!
Sounds like it'll be quite the night!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:02, archived)

A toaster, I think.
I haven't done a raffle since I was a student.

Sweepers on the other hand...
(

Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:59, archived)

you got a job as a road sweeper?
i don't get it.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:00, archived)

Let's all feel good
Tell me something you like.
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:31, archived)

I like the way you tickle my chin
and I like the way you let me come in when your mama ain't there
(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:34, archived)

yeah, for the anal sandfuck I gave you this morning, you kinky bitch

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

I wish you hadn't put sand up there in the first place, never mind forcing it in even further :'(
I'm going to be producing bloody toilet sandcastles for days now
(

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

Curry.
and tits.
(

Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:34, archived)

Don't talk rubbish, you just like smearing korma over your own cleavage
because you don't know any girls who will shit on your chest
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

trifle

(

mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:35, archived)

like fuck, you just like sticking your cock into gelatinous wobbly piles
but your girlfriend left you
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:47, archived)

words can hurt man :'(

(

mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:51, archived)

I bet a lot of answers are going to be food

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:40, archived)

yeah, like the petrol station fodder you gorge yourself on you sick lardy open-all-hours cunt

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:47, archived)

I like you.

(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 15:44, archived)

dawwww

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:47, archived)

I like old cars
But none of those rusty BMW's they are rubbish
(

M o D, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:45, archived)

any rusty car is rubbish
which is why I don't have one.
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

adam
:(
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

I miss adam :'(

(

mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:47, archived)

I might start posting on /OT too,
i miss him the most.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, archived)

It's fucking shit without him now
I might leave forever
(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, archived)

we all miss adam,
he added some pizzaz to the whole affaird
(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, archived)

he sure did.

(

mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

Frankenstein's Monster, more like

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:48, archived)

I like a good raffle

(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:48, archived)

fuck that,
I'm a tombola man.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, archived)

to satisfy your insane craving for cheap porcelain figurines and out-of-date shortbread, you sick mongoloid

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:49, archived)

and cheap pop!
Don't forget the small bottles of cheap pop
(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

you smell of bubblegum flavour

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

oh christ, I do

(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:59, archived)

a massive hairy muff
that smells of piss and tramps sick.
(#1, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

whatevs, you paedo
you like them small, round and shaved like a peach, so that you can imagine you're face-fucking Homer Simpson
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:51, archived)

that too

(#1, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:56, archived)

i wish i had not been so mean to adam
you?
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:38, archived)

Yes, yes I am a woman.

(

Mrs. Spatum, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:38, archived)

Show us your tits.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:39, archived)

Nah, they're a bit sore, hormones and that.

(

Mrs. Spatum, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:39, archived)

Fuck off then.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:42, archived)

Alright then I will ....
fuck off that is, not show you my tits.
(

Mrs. Spatum, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:40, archived)

I miss Sp@m.
:-(
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)

Where's she gone?

(

Mrs. Spatum, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

oh you

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:59, archived)

No.

(

B.T., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:42, archived)

you what? eh, you fat ballbag

(

mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:45, archived)

FRISBEE.
I WISH I HADN'T BEEN SO CRUEL TO HIM. HE'S A DECENT CHAP REALLY. NOW HE HAS LEFT US FOREVER AND I AM SAD AND ALSO FEEL GUILTY.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:46, archived)

certain forum posters I'm like ' yeah they are alright on the forum' others i simply couldnt give a shit about, he's one of those

(

mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:49, archived)

Well, you're entitled to your opinion, but I feel awful about the whole mess.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:50, archived)

I wish I had been meaner, to balance out you not having been so mean

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:46, archived)

How mean would you have been?

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:46, archived)

If only you'd have seen!
it
(

B.T., Thu 17 May 2012, 13:48, archived)

how mean would you not have been?

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:54, archived)

I would be less mean to the point it would seem i'd never dream of upsetting adeem.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:56, archived)

oh man, I think I'd have to reply to every post of his with crayon drawings of his dead future children to counter act that

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:00, archived)

adeem
can only get better
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:21, archived)

essentially


   pre-wish        post-wish
        BM/GE = BM'/GE'

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:58, archived)

I can't really see you being mean to anyone.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:59, archived)

only because you are so mean to them I don't have to do anything

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:00, archived)

i hear he's lovely in real life, like mykey

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:50, archived)

Oh great. That's all we need. More mean-spiritedness.
Why don't you just stop bullying us all, ssg? You fucking brute.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:51, archived)

they're the only ones dont worry

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:52, archived)

adam and mykey are a part of our community as much as anyone else.
you bully them, you bully all of us.
you bastard.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:56, archived)

sozlol didnt men no harm

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:59, archived)

totes 4gvn lol

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)

chrz bbs

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)

no wuz

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)

your alright ssg, i got your back

(

mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:14, archived)

cheers soz i sumtims get confsd

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:18, archived)

we all do, i blame birdmonkey

(

mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:20, archived)

Woah wait wtf is this. MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

sum1 always has 2 roin it

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:25, archived)

What the hell do I care, I'm watching the Muppet Show

(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

Prick.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:06, archived)

I may be a prick
but I'm watching the Muppet Show from my sofa
(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:07, archived)

Prick.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7500443
(

Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:10, archived)

I just hope that one day he comes back so I can apologise and we can be chums again.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:13, archived)

Of course he'll come back
/OT have worse bullies than /talk does.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:17, archived)

hold on, /talk has bullies? who are they? something simply must be done

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:22, archived)

Noit.
That's why he was banned. But he keeps coming back.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:24, archived)

I'm thinking of getting into the stock market game
What should I invest in Baldmonkey?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:26, archived)

look in support services, you will see a company whose initials a H and N, worth a go ;)

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:30, archived)

Well well
Cheers Mongy
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:34, archived)

no worries, they are currently getting offices ready in heron tower in the city, moving from mayfair, i expect big things, or atleast a 20p rise before long

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

i like herons

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)

hmmm, i dunno, they sometimes hurt carp

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

i ain't that fussed about animal welfare
i just like looking at stuff.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:58, archived)

my stance is based solely on my hobby

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:03, archived)

fair enough

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:04, archived)

whatever went down yesterday

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:32, archived)

your mum?

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:34, archived)

she still hasn't come back up

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

My cock.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:36, archived)

No thanks, I want to invest in something that's guaranteed to rise

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)

that young fella is nuts, i heard he made stuj commit suicide

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:26, archived)

Yeah. That's right.
And some guy from OT called rory.
He seems to have an unending supply of extra accounts.
He's currently posting as "magnum". And occasionally as "psychochomp".
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

yet the mods do nothing, i really do demand my money back

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

I wish you had been more mean to adam
but that gluey was equally mean.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:21, archived)

what if i sleep on the floor and not the sofa?

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:32, archived)

you know there's no carpet, right?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)

yes there is
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

I've got my aqua sleeping bag

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mongychops, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53, archived)

Fine, fine, I'll sort you out some sort of hammock or something.
or do you want to bivvy at the local pond?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:05, archived)

is he dead then?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:29, archived)

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