any of you pricks use ubuntu?alt: i've hurt my leg, have you hurt your leg?
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mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:30,
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Have done in the pastdon't bother now, too much fucking about.
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magnum, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:32,
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yeah, i'm getting that impressiononly using it as a work around
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mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:34,
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I just buy old machines and use Puppy LinuxI spill a beer on average twice a month on whatever I am using, so this is the paper plate solution to IT.
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yeah, i don't really know what that isi got a slightly knacked laptop from work
the only usb pendrive ihad was 1gb, and the only boot drive i could fit on it was ubuntu (that i knew about at the time anyway)
i've now installed it proper, and it's ok except that the screen is tiny and some windows are bigger than the screen, and i just wish they'd resize properly
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mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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Give puppy a try, it works a treat & you can save to a recordable cd/dvd while you try it outthen move to puppy if you like it.
I have never had a machine where the graphics have cocked up with it. As it runs entirely in RAM it is lightning fast. You will not want to go back to Ubuntu.
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Do you have internet access on that laptop?If you do, try this: www.psychocats.net/ubuntu/xubuntu to try XFCE Ubuntu which is much better on lower spec machines than Ubuntu's interface.
If you like it, you can then remove the Ubuntu Unity interface completely with this: www.psychocats.net/ubuntu/purexubuntu
I am using that on this laptop, as it is quite old and Windows 7 was a little creaky.
/trev - helping a little since 1970
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:27,
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What's a ubuntu?alt - I don't have legs you insensitive prick.
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legs are shitso you're probably better off without
ubuntu is a weird mac-like os for geeks
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mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:41,
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Sounds like an African winky virusI'd go to the hospital and demand that someone looks at your winky straight away. Not an African though, they've all got it.
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i WISH someone would look at my winkyi don't even care if it's a disease ridden african
as long as they've got nice tits
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mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:45,
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There's a nurse from Botswana at the Royal Free with nice titsmight pop in tomorrow and see if she can sort my ubuntu out.
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his prick is insensitive because of the ubuntu, you insensitive prick(
spesh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:01,
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my legs did hurt but now they don'tHth
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:42,
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i've just had some paracetamolhopefully that'll help
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mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:44,
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it works better if you push them up your bumCloser to your legs you see
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:11,
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Ubuntu hurt my leg.Fuck you micto.
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mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:45,
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I noly use it when the Windows installation shits itself and I have to recover files or whatever(
Major Turd ington, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:54,
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are you like the word paperclip?'it looks like you're trying to abuse someone on the internet, would you like any help with that?'
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spesh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:37,
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bored of that nowShow us on the doll where cowfoot touched you. Yeaaah, you loved it didn't you.
alt: Now show us on the doll where you touched cowfoot. Yeeeeaaah, you filthy slut. He's got germs you know.
wankers
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40 year old virgin is on.(
Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:00,
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fucking hell, highbrow entertainment or whatI'll give it a miss, got interested in carry on up the khyber here and I'm starting my weekend On The Buses marathon early
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oh man that doll is going to have to be steam cleaned to remove my musk(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:28,
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It fucking is my business until you're old enough to leave this house and get a job(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:28, archived)
I keep telling you, black kids are very rare from white parentsbut they fucking happen, Sambo.
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Supposed to be warm tomorrow as wellI've got to work at some point though, so won't be able to enjoy it properly.
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magnum, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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I've just worked out that Jahled has me on ignore.qotw reply number lols.
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BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:38,
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He's the one who bothers cats and constantly harps on about how he's so much better than us because he's rich.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:51,
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see, I bother parrots and I'm so much better than you and I'm rich but I don't harp on about it(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:04, archived)
It's alright, you don't have to be ashamed. Some people are just slow.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:52,
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for years I thought it was congealed smegma, just realised it's pus(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:58, archived)
bored of that nowPudendum, that's a good word, works in waltz time or 2/4 with an offbeat at the end or 4/4 if you say it twice as quarter notes and rest on the fourth beat, what's the best medicine to make out of albino people? You can't say gunt cream.
alt: Gunt Cream, good band name that but I think Eric Clapton already used it, the fucking child-murdering racist shitbastard.
wankers
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I was promised Mungo updates, they never happened, I feel cheated(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:50, archived)
you were promised them once mungo got back from her holiday,she isn't back until tomorrow
patience wiggles.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:52,
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I don't do patience, I want everything immediatelygo and get your dog back, take photos of her and post them on your worthless blog
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wait is that legal this seems suspect rather(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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i'm off to watch the redbirds down the pwb(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:17,
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Harry Hills just announced tour detailswww.chortle.co.uk/comics/h/366/
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magnum, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:49,
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excellent, now I can pay to watch an unfunny shitcunt instead of just smashing the fucking telly to pieces every time his gurning fucking face appears on it(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:51, archived)
today i held a kestrel,fuck you
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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Product placement can lick my podgey pods(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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BullshitYou lying prick. Probably just a Harris' Hawk
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:28,
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seen one of them and all(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:29,
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Is there no end to your lies?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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It was probably just Momo in a Kestrel costume(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:32,
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What an unpleasant euphemism,(
Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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He let a man take the hood off of it(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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was it only interested in dead chicks?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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Yeah, but it was thinking about someone else(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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They beat him. They deprived him. They ridiculed him. They broke his heart.Because he was a fat ballbag
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magnum, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:42,
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Fiddling the boy from Kes doesn't count Balders.Soz.
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TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:42,
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I held a teasprot(
Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:52,
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I've held a mrug of tea(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:56,
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it's spelt "murgh tikka"(
Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:58,
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I can't see this. la la la(
Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:58,
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no. YOUR shit.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:16,
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wait are you talking about the lagerhaha get it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:27,
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Right, can someone tell me what all the people who've got me on ignore 2.0 are on about?I can't be arsed to log out.
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I don't know who has you on ignorebut to be honest there's not much going on
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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Neither do I nowback in the good old days you could just repeatedly post insults at them to find out. I bet the cunts are having a party :(((
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I'm gonna dance, I'm gonna party put your hands upon my body, on my body on my body put your hands upon my body(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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Right. It's been 3.30pm for what feels like three fucking years, and I'm BORED.So bored in fact, that I have come here. To you lot. Who are shits of the highest order.
What's happening here? Anything good? How are you all? Have you lost weight? And what have you done to your hair? it looks Ah. May. Zing.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Very little it seemsIt's as though /talk is dying, but no one wants it to live.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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Me eitherIn fact, I'm planning on framing You Know Who for a crime he didn't commit, so he'll never shut us down. It's virtually foolproof.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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I put a bonnet on my carIf you squint, you could almost believe it to be a vehicle of some sort
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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I have this vision of you on a buggy.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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How ridiculousIt's a Sports Hearse
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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at least now you don't have to lie uncomfortably across the uncovered engine when taking photos of it(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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I've just emerged from a massive clusterfuck at work.I somehow ended up responsible for something that went wrong over a year ago, when I was doing my uni placement.
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BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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Did it involve a sh*d?(
Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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I will not be fooled into getting myself stepped again.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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sounds fair to me!bloody students!
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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Joke's on them, I fixed the shit out of this code.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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well clearly you should have done it right the first time round then(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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they really should issue a final warning for this sort of skulldugery(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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in a beer garden me, great times(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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there is a five foot cardboard christmas tree up in my local, advert, ima gonna burn it, they've been told(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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That's some serious businessI read a story about a goblin that fucked someone's shit up for a whole year cause they didn't put their decorations away on time. You should probably burn the fucking pub down, be on the safe side.
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omg it's the Newsletterwww.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue542/
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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fatty wee pants(
Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:24,
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This won't stop rob spamming it like the racist nonce he is.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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i dont like goats, and if that makes me a racist so be it(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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I heard he touches baldmonkey's kids.And that he keeps sickipedia going because he likes the racism, and not just the money.
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BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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hubare reply(
hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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disease is caused by sin... everyone knows that. you eat too much... you get fat, diabetes and heart disease. you drink, well thats your liver baby. you like sex, say hello to std's. cheating destiny gets you drug resistant bacterium and the like as a way to punish as a way to make up for the fact that people are trying to cheat their fate through magical little pills. to be honest, there's a reason why the word doctor has six letters in it and there's a reason why placebos can be as effective as any other pill under the right mindset. now, imagine if you could watch a video and it was like watching that movie 'the ring.' where after watching your world started getting super spooky and nothing was ever the same again. find twenty minutes and watch parts 1 & 2 of the broadcast featured with this comment and then go think about if this is why the puritans took ship and started a village over here in the new world so many years ago. (http://blue-watch-initiative.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-struggles-of-esp-in-daily-life-and.html)
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:25,
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What the fuck is this shit?(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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It's a transcript of the latest newsletter.
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this is your amygdala, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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MGT is an time travel.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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That was even shitter than usualand that's saying something...right readers?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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You fucking cuntWho the fuck do you think you're talking to? Fucking prick.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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You'd better start showing me some fucking respect Frankor so help me...you'll have to deal with the consequences
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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I'm still angry about that harry potter womanI really want to punch her in her hoity-fucking-toity upper class fucking face with a fucking steamroller
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Which one?I say the best revenge is living well.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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You went from nice to ragey-scary and back to nice so quickly.I am now afraid
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:55,
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No rage here FrisbeeI just won't be spoken to in such a way. When we insult each other, we become exactly what THEY want us to be. And I won't let THEM be right Frisbee, I won't do it.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:57,
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'Chortle' is easily my favourite(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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the word "chortle" was invented by Lewis Carroll in the poem Jabberwockymind you, he was a right fucking nonce
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Well, you learn something new every day (
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:05,
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nonceen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Carroll#Suggestions_of_paedophilia
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Well I didn't know thatQuite an eye-opener
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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it was all cool in the oldy dayesI saw a program last night about how baden powell loved a bit of naked boy art
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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well he did use a lot of nonce words(
Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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I'm like Ferris fucking BuellerExcept I've never killed someone with my car
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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Dafuq?(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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It's MMPS!*riverboat song*
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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is that like riverdance?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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You could probably riverdance to it, yes(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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I don't want probablys, I want yeah I guess sos(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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Howdy hats.I'm using the telephone as bt haven't connected the internets to my new house yet.
They've got till 6 or I'm going to fuck their shit right up.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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Imma call them up and politely enquire as to the delay.Then put on my disappointed voice and agree it's unavoidable.
Shit. Fucked. RIGHT. Up
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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What am I, chopped fucking liver?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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Bonjour mon brave(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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PoofAlso, I watched Brave last night and did not think of you at a single point in the film. How do you feel about that?
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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I have no idea what brave is.So you think about me at other times then? Fucking hell gaybo, not interested.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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Those pricksWhen the guy's finished the install and he's about to leave the house, trip the cunt over then step on his neck. It's the only language these pricks speak.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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Imma headbutt his groin like a mental fucking goatWhile screaming at him for how poor those shit adverts with the students are.
British telecom? Bloody terrible more like!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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Haha, yes, it IS more like that!(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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bored of that nowI'm excited about the newsleter, are you excited about the newsletter? I can't get through the weekend without knowing that Joel has animated some more fucking kittens.
alt: When I think about you I touch myself
wankers
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what is the best food, come on we can do this finally everyone(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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To crush your Walkers cheese and onion, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07, archived)
I totally did click it. lolled and everything.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:14,
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the best food is noodles(
hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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I had a huge plate of buffalo wings last nightMy mouth appreciates them but my arse isn't today.
That is all.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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why are you shoving them up your arse?(
hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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A pie, that when cut open contains other, smaller pies floating around in beef and gravy.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:11,
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I fucking love pies.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:12,
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No, because that would be planting the idea of pie in someone's subconscious.Did you not watch the film?
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BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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I did but it contained too much Tom Hardy for me to pay attentionHe's so DREAMY
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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Joel hasn't done anything worth acknowledging, but you should still pay him some attention or you'll get stepped.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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I doubt it will.I touched up an underage shed in a very inappropriate place. Didn't get me stepped.
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I'm not really from Tunbridge Wells you knowI don't even know where Tunbridge Wells is
for all I know it could be a made-up place like Brigadoon or Narnia or Scotland
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dunno, I haven't even seen all the Harry Potter filmsfor all I know they could all get nekkid at the end and do a Busby Berkeley song and dance number then cut each other's heads off, I just do not fucking care
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fucking hell she is fucking annoyingI properly want to swing a cricket bat into her fucking stupid pouty fucking hoity-toity shitwrecked arsehole of a face
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this week you should print it out, shove it up Prince Philip's pus-weeping weehole and set fire to it(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09, archived)
There's a plan.I could print out two copies and ram one up Thatcher's stench trench.
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just stop for a minute and conjure up the mental image of Denis Thatcher orally pleasuring Maggiejust think about that and try not to vomit into your mouth
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lapping the flaps and wiping the pus discharge of his mouthwhile tugging at his wrinkled bell until it spews green goo?
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we should all put rob on ignore so he thinks no cunt is here(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:15,
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He'd still spam his shitty newsletter,he just posts and fucks off.
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BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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or just don't reply to any of his poststhey're all shit and boring anyway and he's a prick
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1. Pussy Riot have been found guilty in Moscow.2.I've had to sit through Hugh School Musical 2 this morning.
3. I'm leaving that typo there.
4. I had a cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch and some McCoys.
No question, talk amongst yourselves. I'm off out to take my little girl horseriding and then go for an ice cream.
Play nicely whilst I'm gone.
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mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:37,
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Sorry, you can't see this because I've got you on ignore.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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Ignore 2.0 does sound like a shit ideaWho's was it?
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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N*velty Fl*ing D*sc!(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:52,
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Whose.Some fucking retard mod, probably.
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BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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Whoops, my lawyer training seems to be going well then(
Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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I'm watching Puss in Boots while being used as some kind of Futon.I'll be having Tiger baguette with cheese and maybe some chilli jam. And crisps. Enchiladas for tea tonight.
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Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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My nose is bleeding :((
Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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i blame going outside not long ago.(
Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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No SympathyNo doubt their sentence will be disproportionate, and the mean by which it was reached dubious; however, whatever the message was that they were trying to get across, the way they did it, by invading people's private moments, is massively disrespectful.
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BURNIN'S TOO GOOD FOR 'EM I SAY!(
hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:59,
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I have no sympathy for that guy who made that "joke" on twitter!I was scared for my life straight after because it showed that a man on twitter can blow up an airport... SKY HIGH, mind!
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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See? This guy gets itHello fwoocot
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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The mods have somehow made me have Mr Tea on ignoreI think this might be to stop me writing "prick" after his every post. From this I can draw two conclusions -
Mr Tea is a prick
The mods are pricks
prick
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:23, archived)
The mods have MADE you ignore each other?What the fuck is going on in this place?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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we don't enforce ignoringmore likely Mr Tea has ignored you, which now hides your posts from them and their posts from you.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:32,
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remove the ignore function and lets all fight proper(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:34,
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i heard some cunt was ignoring me once, probably a nonce(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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I'm sending a list of all the people who can't see my posts and I can't see theirsstraight to the fucking police. Turns my stomach.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:27, archived)
what would be good is if someone could write a messageboard where it just says "post from ignored user"that would just be fucking incredible
and get this, imagine if when you deleted a post it just said deleted post and you could see the rest of the subthread, imagine that
and imagine if web developers finally learned to flag database records as deleted instead of letting users do hard deletes from the database
tl;dr - fuck off prick
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:10, archived)
Yeah, but then the owner turns out to be a mentalist control freak who bans everyone.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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there are no hard deletes from the databaseAll that grot is there for God to see.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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So why not make it so the replies to a post aren't deleted when someone acts the cunt?(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:56,
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and this ignore thing makes it even shitter, just expressin an opinion like, no offence, great banter(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02, archived)
I was stepped for a crime I didn't commitHow do I go about claiming compensation? I've got a form from the post office, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to fill it in.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:34,
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I can only imagine that you're typing out a lengthy reply, listing all of my optionsI'll catch up with you later, yeah?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:38,
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I reckon you should stop not commiting crimes(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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I've tried Glued, I really haveI just can't help abiding by the rules. It's a compulsion.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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ignore 2.0 is fucking shit Godsort it out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:40,
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Ignore 2.0 is the worst idea you've had since the qotw reply function.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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so if i put you on ignore you can't see me calling you a spatic? lol(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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if you ignore 2.0 god, does that mean he can't see all the scat pictures you would then go and post on ./board?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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oh glyey ur a genie arse, imma ignore all the mods for epic lulz, whos with me?(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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REVOLUTION(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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we need to list all the mods, then we can smash the state(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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It's not even ignore any moreit's hiding and ignoring. How are we supposed to hate each other properly? Sad times :(((
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that's a terrible idea,so someone could just ignore all the mods?
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:01,
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shush it you, plans are in motion(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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Mods on b3ta in 'fucking idiots' SHOCKER!(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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Believe it or notGod thought of that one.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:56,
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If someone puts you on ignore now,does it show up in your profile that you've got them on ignore as well?
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BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:59,
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well I still don't like it.(
Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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What is it the Bible says?"God works in retarded ways."
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BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:03,
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it says love thine enemy &c,so if someone ignores me, I don't want to ignore them back
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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There's also the issue of missing out on countless subthreadsjust because someone chose not to see your posts. It's a properly idiotic move on the mods' part here.
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BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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HE'S BLUFFING(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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Is all of this "ignoring each other so there's less fighting" thing just becauseRob is afraid that at some point this place and Sickipedia may be investigated for internet bullying? As we've seen in the press lately it seems to be something that world is taking pretty seriously (rightly or wrongly). You can't create a monster then complain when it eats a few villagers Rob.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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i feel bad TH, Tried to help a poor misguided member of Qotw with his story that made no sense, and he seems to have got flustered and deleted both that story, and the one where he lied about talking to a girl. Do you think I should gaz him to say sorry?
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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DefinitelyHe sounds like a troubled soul that could use some support. Gaz him, and offer to give him your mobile number in case he needs to talk.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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Fuck it thenHe's probably a prick. A fucking prick to boot.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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A wanker??Well that's just not on.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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well come on then windy, what is the best way to lie about talking to girls?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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If I may offer an opinionI'd say a good place to start would be claiming you've successfully used a very corny chat up line.
"Are your feet tired? They should be because you've been running through my mind all day"
...that sort of thing.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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"You have beautiful eyes,
and they'd finish my collection off nicely."
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I like both your breasts
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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Here's 10p to phone your MumIt may be your last chance
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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"It’s girls like you that are the REAL reason for global warming.You're not hot, you just look like you fart a great deal."
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i once said to a girl did it hurt when you fell from heaven, she said oh thats cheesy, and i said no i am concerned because your face is a messI lol'd, she :( bitches
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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Jeez...no sense of humour some people(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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Particularly ugly people.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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They're the WORST(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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I should be so luckyLucky lucky lucky
I should be so bored of that now, ever been arrested? Ever been outside the house? Ever done anything interesting in your entire sad existence?
alt: blokes who inject silicone rubber into their willies, what's all that about eh?
wankers
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the police told me off for doing a wee up a tree once(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:34,
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the police told me off for sleeping with a tree once, odd cunts trees(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:47,
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Bollocks did you 'sleep with' it,I bet you just got a knee-trembler off it, pulled your pants up and ran off without so much as a thankyou.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 0:17,
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answer your own fucking questions i cant be bothered(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:40,
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I blame the darkies, ruining the forum with their smelly cooking(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:51, archived)
i dont cook, doing my bit(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:54,
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it's my brother's birthday on saturday, I sent him a Vesta chow meinwith crispy noodles
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Work on PRICKBOT is going slowly.So far all I've taught him to do is load /talk and search for the word 'prick'.
By tomorrow I hope he will be able to work out who posted it and call them a prick, whilst ignoring his own replies. Later I hope to add additional features including a banter mode and systematic bullying capabilities.
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:45,
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If all goes according to schedule PRICKBOT should come online next tuesday.(
2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:46,
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He is the successor to the T-120 baldmonkey (living ballbag over cat-legged endoskeleton)(
2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:54,
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Robot envolution!(
Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 0:18,
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i spent my day exercising, working and reading what a waste of my day(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:50,
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its a habit i picked up in public school(
Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:55,
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You sound like the kind of trendy effete cunt who wears these so-called 'clothes', and all.(
Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 0:18,
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But think how much time I'll save by not having to keep coming here to call you guys pricks.(
2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:57,
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The police once pulled up to me as I was walking along a road (on the pavement)Upon questioning, it turned out that I was middle class
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Would you be my first b3ta friend?My MSN is funtimesyeah@hotmail.com
Thanks for your time
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Add me Concerned, you shitgobbling womble-batI'm experiencing internet anxiety
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 2:00, archived)
Almost everyone in my family works for the filthIncluding my brother, who is a thief
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:02,
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I had to explain the T disability rating system to 2 people at work as they just thought there was 1 100m final for all the paralympians(
magnum, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:15,
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peter kay is a funny lad, still annoys medo you respect someone but begrudge them?
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:15,
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Fred Westdid the honourable thing I suppose, but I'd like to have heard his side of the story.
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yeah we got a bit fucked over by him and shipman(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:17,
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It's easy to have a gowhen they're not about to stick up for themselves.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
i'd love to know if shipman used to just turn up and think fuck it, aint seeing this one again shitcunt and offed em, i would(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:26,
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He was fucking flying through emprobably used to look at his watch around 4.30 on a Sunday and think "yeah, couple more then Antiques Roadshow".
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:30, archived)
i think he did it from the start of being a doctor, bet he did 500(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:31,
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You gotta hand it to that Hitler chap.He had some funny ideas but he knew how to get things done.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:19,
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he had an idea and he went for it, bit like steve jobs(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:21,
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He was also a mystically-inclined vegetarian who dabbled in drugs and, by all accounts, a bit of an arsehole. To say nothing of being obsessed with making everything white.The parallels are uncanny.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:25,
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That Russel BrandHe's supposed to be helping some crackheads on BBC3 or something, I mean it's a bold move, but I can't help thinking he's doing it for his own self satisfaction, cunt. I dunno, I've only seen the trailer
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Major Turd ington, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:20,
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he was a non injecting skag head, oh lol lol lol, honestly he would get ripped in rehab, he can be funny tho when he aint in will self mode(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:23,
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If you're doing smack you might as well shoot it, frankly it's a waste otherwise.(
Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:26,
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got to have a scoreboard, it is now crack, injecting, sniff, dragon(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:29,
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You're a rank amateur until you're sticking shards of crystal meth down your jap's eye, in my book.(
Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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meh, speed can get fucked, it aint proper(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:43,
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He's one of the worst adverts for giving up drugs there isAs if anyone needs reminding that you'll still be a prick when you're straight.
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i'm getting bang back on the skag when i retire, wont have money to do fuck all else, skag will be my magic place(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:32,
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Good call, might have to smash the odd rock in when you need to go shopping though(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:35, archived)
i'm honestly hoping the chems we have when i get retired will be proper good shitbut i'll still go old shcool
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:41,
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They need to sort that shit outkids doing plant food and horse drugs, it's not right, give them something they can get properly involved in.
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some off the shit they do i wouldn;t even try and knock someone with(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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I hate ginsters, but htey have kept me well lunched(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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cant eat them, i once ate a buffet bar, that's worse than rape :((
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:14,
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I've been on holiday.Describe the ways you haven't even noticed that I was gone.
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Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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Who the fuck are you?(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:59,
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*UNCONTROLLABLE CAPSLOCK WEEPING*(
Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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I'm only joshin...How was prison? Any good?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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35 degrees in the shade and a swimming pool.It's no wonder it's not a deterrent.
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Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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I'm going out to commit a crime right now in that case(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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That is extremely close to my concept of hell(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:44,
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Can't you swim? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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*pushes Grrry in the sea**runs away laughing*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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Someone tried to do that onceHe never tried again
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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Needless to say, you had the last laugh.(
mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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That was his first mistake.(
Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:18,
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and you woke up inside him still(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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No, we just lost touch and never went to the same beach parties again(
Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 7:53,
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Hi ShamboI'm stock piling food and water as I fear we're going to get bombed to shit by Ecuador
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magnum, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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I say we take off and bomb the embassy from space.(
Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:07,
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Can't we build a British embassy over the top of it (like the sarcophagus over Chernobyl)so they can't leave?
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magnum, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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Cunning.You should work in diplomacy. Or Lidl.
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Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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This is one of the greatest films everen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Dares_Wins_%28film%29
so if we get a chance to do a remake by slotting a few llama fuckers and a gobshite aussie prick, it's GO GO GO.
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Hahahaha oh fuck I'd forgotten this bit"An on-screen list of notable terrorist incidents appears over the closing credits, accompanied by a rendition of the British Labour Party's Red Flag anthem."
Man I miss the 80s.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:21, archived)
I bet you were at the front of all the Red Wedge concerts you fanny.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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I went on gay rights marches when they were actual gaysnot these modern lot who have sex with each other.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:27, archived)
It was way more fun when the only flamboyance was wearing a cravat and a hat at a jaunty angle and speaking Polari. I miss the old days.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:30,
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I almost wish that Richard Littlejohn was allowed to make a film like "Who Dares Wins" now, thoughit would be so beautifully mental.
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Hark at this dizzy polone, trolling in here, flicking her riah about, having a vada for a bold omi!/grandparents ran a boarding house for "music hall theatre types"
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mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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Ooooo Hark at the zhoosy dilly boy!(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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I grew up fascinated by it. Even in our family now, "Nanti Palare" still means "Shut up, the child is listening".(
mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:15,
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It's an amazing languageespecially considering how and why it came about. I would love to meet someone who was 'fluent' in it.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:19,
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I did a wee in your pizza oven.And then a lol on the patio.
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mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:44,
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Dr.S has a pizza oven? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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Have you not been following the whole caper?Here is a recap, including timescales - b3ta.com/search/talk/14689?q=pizza+oven
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mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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Dr.S is ITALIAN? (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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hey i've never had a problem with you, it was always flapjack i couldn't stand, you are both cunts tho, oh look at us with the fat needy chicks, wankerspricks
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:47,
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always mate, you good?(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:04,
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Yeah manI'm working SE22 tomorrow, tell the cunts down there to keep it tidy.
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alright concernedI heard fat bearded sex tourist dr shambolic has been allowed back out on license. How many little sicks does this make you do?
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:01, archived)
Look, making your own world map colour coded by age of consent isn't definite proof, you know(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:03, archived)
I heard he has a beard to cover up where Mad Bob tatooed CHILD RAPIST on his chin(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:06, archived)
I heard Mad Bob thought his chin was his foreheadthe fucking upsidedown faced nonce.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09, archived)
I was put in the naughty corner while I was away.I'm not sure how that worked. I didn't even have interwebs but when I came home today it was to a weepy kitten. I'm an internet bully even when I'm not on the internet.
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Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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Then I can only congratulate the mods for their tireless and slightly obsessive work(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:16, archived)
I heard they're directly wired into Google and can ban you automatically if you pass B&Q at under 88mph.(
Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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I heard that if you even think about walking outside with half a tin of paint that might come in useful later you never know might as well keep itthey only let you look at /links for a year.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25, archived)
Seems to me that someone got made a mod and decided to take out a vendetta against /talk.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29,
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Frequently guests display strong emotions such as anger and distress on the show,and j/k is often harsh towards those that he feels have acted in morally dubious or irresponsible ways, whilst strongly emphasising the importance of traditional family values.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:52, archived)
I'm working on a PRICKBOT.Using Autohotkey to write a program that will automatically reply to any prick or wanker posts, thus saving me time and effort.
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:29,
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But it would fill up the internet by auto-replying to its own posts a billion billion times over :((, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:24, archived)
I have to teach it to recognise it's own posts before I unleash it.(
2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:46,
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Oh no, HOMRE's in trouble.b3ta.com/board/10828644
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:24,
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Great, an excuse for /board to post furry yiffing tentacle rape.As if they really need one.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:34,
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I can't see how it'd be different to a normal day on /board.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:35,
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I like it when some mouth breathing fat cunt does a webcomicWhich basically consists of furry yet by adding a weak in joke it's somehow not just sad fuckwit larper wank material.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:40,
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Oh man, that's pure radio rental that is.(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:30,
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Fuck you, you ugly fat ginge(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:31,
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alright hatdI'm drinking tea out of a pot and listening to Bach. If I had an Aga I'd probably gas myself in it quite soon.
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I bet you're drinking stale piss and listening to your dad hitting your mum(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:39, archived)
Oh fwoocot, I really thought better of you.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:38,
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I knowI've not just let myself down, I've let the whole school down :(
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What the fuck is wrong with you?Do you have no mugs?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:38,
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I've got one with HSS HIRE GETS THE JOB DONE on itmight have to drink some 2 stroke out of it to reboot my masculinity.
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I think you might need to get naked oil yourself up and then smash it over your head to get that back.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:48,
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Are you sure?It's just that you told me to do that last time I had a cold. And the time I couldn't find my keys.
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In my expert opinionyou should do that every day.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:51,
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I'm not sure you're even a real expertthat certificate you showed me was written in crayon and had a picture of a winky on it.
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But the man gave it me I had to sit on his knee for 2 hours in only a pair of tights but he PROMISED it made me clever.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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Take a pic and post it on /boardThat'd fuck their shit right up.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:45,
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Well HALLO MARKY MO! (
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:51,
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Alright herb, how's it?(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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Fucking ace thanksHow's life in the outback?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.Lol FELT"
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:27,
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Fuzzy Felt(
TFD is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:39,
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One day baby, we'll be old, oh baby, we'll be old, just think of all the stories we could have told.One day baby, oh baby, we'll be old. Be old and just think, of the stories we could have told.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:47,
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Image challenge vote on/board if anyone's interested.(
2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:21,
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Quick, everyone vote sexy animals so /board gets turned over to the furries for a week.(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:32, archived)
Yes, everyone vote for my suggestion(
2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:40,
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Nah, vote Branson so rob gets sued.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 18:46,
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hellow cftoo(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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Alright CowtoofI've got three people on QOTW insisting they're not upset.
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Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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At least I now know why I was stepped for making a joke about sh*ds. It clearly causes more upset than it's worth.(
Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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I think that sixbob fella is just happy he's got an excuseto make up more deeply rubbish insults by sticking a normal word in front of a swearword. Wankfish, for fuck's sake.
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I dunno"Spodtarded micropube" is pretty good
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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It isn't, thoughif someone called me a spodtarded micropube, I'd just assume they were a student before calling them a cunt.
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I'd assume they were comma posting here when she was 14 (
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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Whatever happened to comma?(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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who cares, she trolled here the other month then happily fucked off again(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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I wonder if she has to change her name to semicolon when she's on the blob.(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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Well yeahBy 'good' I of course mean 'not good'.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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yup!most single or double worded/multi-syllable insults are fucking stupid and attempt to appear clever
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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I'd lean-to wards this being a lie(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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I pretend it is a home office.But really IT IS a shed, only with Ethernets and Pewters.
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MODS! THIS CUNT IS ACTUALLY IN ONE!(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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I can't remember the last time I was in a shedtell you what, the years just fly by when you're not in a shed.
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Is it? I've never actually been thereI don't even know where it is
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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Apparently it's known locally as 'Ming Ming'I hope this isn't true.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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Ian Huntley used to be a local.It is pronounced minge minge I think, it is hard to tell. EVERYONE is drunk.
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Woah and a second Woah(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:15,
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Yes THWikipedia lists two 'notable people' hailing from Imminghan, a snooker player I have never heard of and Ian Huntley.
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That's nothing, Jonathan King used to post on /linksand I'm pretty sure you fuck kids and all.
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I am not going to confirm or deny itbut what is this 'and all' you speak of?
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We could have a b3ta bash thereWe'll need guns though. You'll luuurve it.
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I can't go that far northIt affects my blood pressure
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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I don't think there is anywhere down south quite like it.It is sad that you ailment restricts your travels. Imagine chucking out time in Cardiff going on 24/7 and in your OWN house, that's about 1/50 of the Immingham experience.
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Well it sounds delightful(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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I was punched in the face for being a 'posh wanker'They had deduced this because I was driving a rental Mondeo and they only had White Lightening to ride around on.
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Oh dearLook at the name of this product
tinyurl.com/8lyqr6g
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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Oh dear.The magnitude of it.
www.upscalebaby.com/images/blog/il_430xN.47877292-1968502743.jpg
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alright fcotowofotctooffootcwotwanker.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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golden mate, might go for a stroll and a pint down dury lane, gertcha(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:13,
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proper shit hole, went there twice last year for call outs, fuck that shit(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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Are we going to storm the Ecuadorean embassy and slot that rapist?I fucking hope so, crash bang smoke bomb wallop fuck off you aussie cunt.
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can we do it tomorrow, i just want a pint and a sit down now, and I'm in the west end(
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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more like relief,I'm glad they didn't blow it up. Now we have Festival, which is nice.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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festival this, festival that, fucking hell are you gonna keep banging on about the bloody festival (
mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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yeah,for TWO WHOLE WEEKS
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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GO TEAM ROBIN JOHNSONwww.inahandbagdarkly.com/
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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jesus christ, you actually think this is all real don't you?(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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New Zealand is my favourite Australian city/ac
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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How can I stay mad at you?*helicopters*
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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It's just lift versus drag and rotation!(
Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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Will you just fuck off, you tedious shit?(
BraynDedd CHEER THE FUCK UP YOU MOANING TWATS, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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