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Where's my capo? I've lost my capo. I only put it down for a second and it's fucking disappeared
Can you believe this shit? I'd only just found it again as well
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:36, archived)
I've got it, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:44, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
You think that's bad
I've just cut up a salmon and my hands stink of fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:05, archived)
I did that the other day
£13 for a side of salmon from Tesco, good times, smelt disgusting afterwards though
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
Ditto
We're like fish bruvvas or saink
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
Stinky-handed high five!

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
google the salmon cannon!

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:39, archived)
gentle and fast
and looks a bit like a prosthetic fanny
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)
capo di capi?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
Capo di tutti capi, no less

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:51, archived)
then you're in the shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
Up to my neck, mongy

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:56, archived)
you are Totò Riina and I claim my five Euros

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:54, archived)
Dunno who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:56, archived)
I don't like it when American people pronounce it 'caypo'
There, I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:16, archived)
I don't like how they pronounce most things.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
Do they really?
Jesus, the fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:33, archived)
I've had the same capo for 11 years
and i still know where it is. It was my sisters for 4 years before that too. I've never seen another one like it, insanely robust.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:23, archived)
Can I have it? I've lost mine, you see

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:34, archived)
i'll stick a capo in your arse if you're not careful

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
Brap brap
Maybe that's where it is, I once dropped my phone into my pants while I was having a shit and then pulled my pants up with the phone still in them so it's not outside of the realms of possiblity
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)
did you drop your phone then immediately forget you had a phone?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:17, archived)
I was preoccupied with the in-depth business of wiping my hole
I use the 'lift up leg and wipe through gap between leg and toilet seat' method
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:19, archived)
capo?
crapoo more like
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
I like it, I like it

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)
Haha good one Minnowlith

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
Found it now, cheers
It was on the bed
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:50, archived)
you dumb cunt
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
He he yeah nice one
at least it's found now though, if I lose it again can you remind me that I put it on top of my djembe?
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:57, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:09, archived)
You're not wrong, Monsieur Deux-Chapeaux

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:12, archived)
I'm going to Lahndan at the weekend
Where are you going at the weekend? You can't say "the Reichstag"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:18, archived)
probably gonna go to the pub

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:26, archived)
Makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:27, archived)
I can't comment about the Reichstag but
my stomach is turning and I reckon I'm going to shit out the Turd Reich
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)
nice one adolf shitler
it's the night of broken ass all over again
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)
It's a Long Weekend in Poland
so I'll probably spend three days festering in the gloom of my own basement.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:34, archived)
It's always a long weekend in Poland!
*twists*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)
Nottingham
There. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:42, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:43, archived)
Disgusting?

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:46, archived)
you heard

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:10, archived)
I heard and it made me sick
You disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:12, archived)
Dunno yet.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)
Woah, slow down Stuj

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:45, archived)
Why would I go anywhere when I have all I need right here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:49, archived)
^tggi

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:52, archived)
well I thought I was taking the doveston on a date, but clearly not, so I'll go watch charlton

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:00, archived)
That dirty little heartbreaker

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:05, archived)
well why do you think SSG hanged himself?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:10, archived)
ALWAYZ IN R HARTZ

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:12, archived)

www.gonetoosoon.org/memorials/goblin
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
Your poor father, The Doveston

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:27, archived)
he made a remarkable recovery

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:29, archived)
So does that mean he doesn't have to be alwayz in r hartz? Because I only have so much space in there, y'know

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:57, archived)
I reckon Charlton will win that

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:24, archived)
I dunno, big game

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)
Probably wanking into a sock.
Not much planned
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:15, archived)
I'm going daaaahn ti Margit
don't forget your buckets and spades and cossys and all
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:15, archived)
I was listening to Chas and Dave in the garage at the weekend while doing some woodwork
It was as awesome as it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
The zoo!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:19, archived)
This deserves its exclamation mark

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
Are you planning to play all day?
And are you going with (ahem) Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:43, archived)
Folkestone!!!! Yesssssss

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:33, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:34, archived)
Stop disrespecting the birthplace of William Harvey

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:40, archived)
Is that Brian's Dad?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:45, archived)
Shut up Jason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:54, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:59, archived)
mie in a mire

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:00, archived)
mrick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:01, archived)
manker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:02, archived)
mit marsh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:25, archived)
^mupset

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)
misgusting

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:19, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:08, archived)
MONO!ning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:01, archived)
tangledupinbluening

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:08, archived)
i bought link's awakening for my game boy

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:04, archived)
Hipster

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:08, archived)
oh ok

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:16, archived)
cool, let me know how it is
it's in the eshop, right?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)
i paid £5.70 for it on ebay

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:45, archived)
I'm still waiting for a decent ps4 game

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:50, archived)
you could get that remasted version of 'the last of us'
that's supposed to be brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:58, archived)
i can vouch for the ps3 version

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:00, archived)
looks a bit slow, any tits and explosions in it?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:03, archived)
explosions, yeah
not sure about tit, probably zombie tit if you're into that
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:06, archived)
I'm not really into zombie stuff at all, genre for pricks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:29, archived)
yeah, me too, normally
this one was different though, if you like the unchartered games you'd probably like the last of us
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:32, archived)
I might pop down game and have a look, seems like there's not much about at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:37, archived)
you might like wolfenstein
and destiny comes out in sept, that's supposed to be decent
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:43, archived)
you need something like grand theft auto
driving around killing people and then torching the bodies with petrol. great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:44, archived)
I like gta, never finish them tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
they're going to release a tarted up version of gtav for the ps4 at some point
that'll probably be worth your time
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:57, archived)
still got the ps3 version sitting at about 50% complete, fifa 15 must be out soon I'll get that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:00, archived)
I haven't played FIFA in years
last time I played it I took Forest Green to the premier league. Took fucking ages, but it was the only game I had
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:13, archived)
it's alright, can't play against my 9yr old son tho, he's too good :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:55, archived)
oh for an actual gameboy
fair enough then
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:51, archived)
yeah, i'm well on my way to owning every videogame console of the last 30 years

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:01, archived)
Please list

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:10, archived)
nah, yur alright

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:14, archived)
Good morning,

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:07, archived)
sorta

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:09, archived)
Thank you, Batman.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:12, archived)
who?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)
bantam

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:39, archived)
sup, yo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)
aight, negro

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:34, archived)
Mungolith!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
i don't know if i like mung beans
never had 'em
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
You like beansprouts, right?
I mean, who doesn't like beansprouts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
yeah
i mean, i wouldn't say i love them but they're ok
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:51, archived)
you don't love them?
awkward
I think you and beansprouts need to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:38, archived)
nah, it's easier to just keep pretending everything is ok
suppressing feelings for an easy life
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
That's sensible

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:02, archived)
bore da The Monoveston

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)
My road is being tarmac'd today
And the lazy cunt across the road hasn't moved his audi and isn't answering the door so it looks like they're going to tow it away. Lollers.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
Did you hear about the frog that hasn't moved his audi and isn't answering the door?
He got toad away!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:42, archived)
oh! that's quite good for you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
did you hear about the frog that's quite good for you?
He got toad away!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)
Now that one I'm not so keen on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:47, archived)
*makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:51, archived)
He only seems to have the one joke. Is that how he got his name?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:03, archived)
no
He has glandular fever
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:40, archived)

glandular beiber
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:41, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:41, archived)
Thin ice, sunshine
THIN ICE

You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:42, archived)
Yes.
As of this afternoon I have a few days off work.
I hate work
I'm thinking of going to uni to learn to be a primary teacher (music main)
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
nice one
My missus is a TA and I'm always envious of how rewarding her job can be. Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)
I might need to learn more music first, they want a grade 8 or something in some instrument or other.
I have no official grade in anything.

though I need to talk to someone, they often ignore shit for "mature" students.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:45, archived)
oh, you definitely need to talk to someone

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:40, archived)
I don't like talking to people

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
people probably don't like talking to you either

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:29, archived)
People are the worst

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:07, archived)
nine was better

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:15, archived)
I'm only on the popular page once and it's for describing my diseased penis
I think that pretty much says it all
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:44, archived)
About you, or about us?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:51, archived)
I don't know anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:17, archived)
norning

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 7:01, archived)
nie in a nire

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 7:38, archived)
nrick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 7:46, archived)
nanker

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:04, archived)
nit narsh

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:08, archived)
NUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 7:45, archived)
nuck a norse

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:05, archived)
nlright nonty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:08, archived)
NMG's fault

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:18, archived)
No nat nhicks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:21, archived)
Nob eds

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:04, archived)
nh nreat, nour nack

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:09, archived)
neaty

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:13, archived)
norza

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:14, archived)
nespect

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:14, archived)
net nucked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:26, archived)
nangles

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:28, archived)
nr n

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:35, archived)
is this the 'talk like dennis the menace's dog' thread?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:40, archived)
roobydoobydoooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:41, archived)
his name is gnasher, thank you very much

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:44, archived)
nypical noon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:56, archived)
nlright

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:56, archived)
This isn't the morning thread that we need,
but it's probably all that we deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:57, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 0:07, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 0:09, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 0:23, archived)
night night

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 2:42, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:41, archived)
premature salutation

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:48, archived)
this has never happened to me before

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 7:38, archived)
Did I miss anything?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:25, archived)
Yeah
some bigger kids came in and bullied us :(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:35, archived)
pricks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:56, archived)
It's alright
I know their dads.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:50, archived)

know shagged
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:57, archived)
the biblical know

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:04, archived)
hebrew: yada

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:12, archived)
no that was fred flintstone

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:18, archived)
shalom
yadayada, in yiddish. Not in hebrew.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:56, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:15, archived)
rolex bought out a new watch the other day

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:36, archived)
flooding the market now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:57, archived)
it's to do with some James Cameron film they sponsored or saink, I'm not overly impressed by the look of it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:00, archived)
Is it for fishermen?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:58, archived)
yeah ones that fall in and sink to 3000m below

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:16, archived)
yeah there were a load of fit girls here
they were lezzing up and stuff
then we all got a free bike
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 22:59, archived)
nigga stole my bike :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:19, archived)
Checks Talk User Guide
Fuck a horse
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:35, archived)
this constitutes acceptable usage
you've passed this section of the exam
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:37, archived)
who in here likes badminton?
badminton is great isnt it? i like tennis too. do you like tennis?

tennis is great.

I like table tennis. do you like table tennis?

balls.

s'been real /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:23, archived)
I like balls.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:30, archived)
I love my balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:42, archived)
I do hope you check them regularly.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:45, archived)
they're rarely out of my mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:58, archived)
Your filth made me sad. Only the sight of a rainbow from the train window cheered me up

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:05, archived)
what filth? these babies are cleaner than a cat's arsehole

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:22, archived)
It's your mouth that's filthy, you filthy-mouthed whore

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:32, archived)
DISGUSTING

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:27, archived)
Spice World

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:33, archived)
Cash back

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:40, archived)
hold on, you haven't seen the plumber yet

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:47, archived)
Great movie

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:08, archived)
i see an 'mcq' there in your username
are you anything to do with our old forum buddy?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:45, archived)
IM HOME
I'm finally home!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:25, archived)
you made it back from the punishing tundra of the isle of wight?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:29, archived)
where would you take me out on a date?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:39, archived)
B&Q

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
what would we do at b&q?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:43, archived)
choose an appropriate wall mounting for a large victorian wall clock

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:23, archived)

for a large victorian wall clock
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:15, archived)
benihana normally gets me a blowy, so there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:49, archived)
looks lush, you really know how to treat a girl ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:13, archived)
Billingsgate Fish Market
I'd buy you a whole cod
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
and then what?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:13, archived)
And then I'd buy you two more codfish

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:20, archived)
hold on, where am *I* taking *YOU*?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:56, archived)
yeah, deal with it, love

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:13, archived)
Happy Eater

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:01, archived)
happy eater? never heard of it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)
probably a dreamy spa weekend in some country mansion

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:01, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:04, archived)
no shitting in the jacuzzi

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:14, archived)
don't worry I'll toe it down the plug hole

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:15, archived)
u r my dream date xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:23, archived)
I'd call a cab, then have you driven around for three hours,
whilst I went to the pub and reconsidered my life decisions over an increasingly unwise number of pints.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:06, archived)
make it a limo with a mini bar and you've got yourself a deal

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:15, archived)
I'm really not prepared to be your sugar daddy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:54, archived)
Behind one of my sheds.
We can build a box together and fill it with dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:19, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:33, archived)
nah yur alright

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:38, archived)
First we'd go to the Spotted Cow for a ploughman's
Then we'd take a romantic stroll through the Queen's Enclosure. Then I'd make some kind of inappropriate advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
i'm the sort of girl that'd do it on a first date

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:38, archived)
sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:01, archived)
A haunted mine. We would have Scooby-Doo style adventures

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
i don't wanna take part in your s&m fan fiction

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:39, archived)
Sam & Max?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:43, archived)
Sparks and Mensers?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:50, archived)
haha, good one

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
up the arse

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
this is technically the correct answer

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:44, archived)
You would like to take him out up the arse?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
you've never been?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
Not all of me

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:53, archived)
To one of those owl sanctuaries where you can manhandle and grope owls
and they fucking love it, cos they fucking well slutty birds
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:56, archived)
Perfect, they have no gag reflex and his knob is the size of a shrew

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:59, archived)
then after the owl sanctuary you could take him to a travel lodge for a slap up meal

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:29, archived)
How big is this date?
I it like James and the Giant Peach?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:30, archived)
Death Of A Flubberman.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:22, archived)
Good Night, Vietnam

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:24, archived)
One of our Morks is Missing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
Dead Actors Society

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:27, archived)
A.I.: Asphyxiation Induced

(zz11, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:58, archived)
A Lad Quiet

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
mrs deadfire

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:31, archived)
Oh lol.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:16, archived)
Subcentennial Man

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:38, archived)
fook

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:39, archived)
One Hour Dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
world's deadest dad

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
What Dreams Won't Come

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)
dispatched adams

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:45, archived)
I like this one.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:49, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:51, archived)
the world according to carp

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)
Mortis And Mindy

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)
Spice World

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:50, archived)
not quite sure why, but the story of jimmy savile's death is in the most read on bbc, the comments are good
"I think you're wrong & barking up the wrong tree. Jimmy Saville was certainly eccentric & a trifle uncool but I think 'what you saw was what you got' with him. As for your comments insinuating he had some sort of connection with 'child molesting' - I think that's probably out of order."
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:09, archived)
a lot of comments removed, probs all those calling him a paedo

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
"Jimmy Saville was a paedo."

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:19, archived)
molesting da angles now

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:34, archived)
Most people saw a creepy old perv, in Savile, it would seem.
Shane they never thought to keep him away from vulnerable individuals, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:19, archived)
a terrible shane

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:48, archived)
I always had my doubts about Shane Ritchie

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
there are people on Facebook saying they are crying because robin williams died, these people need shooting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
He just did it for the publicity.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:39, archived)
he did insist upon himself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:45, archived)
I shed a tear.
I don't know why, but I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:44, archived)
he wasn't even a nice person tho, he was a cunt by most people's account

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:46, archived)
It's difficult to explain.
Part of my childhood died, and I mourn that as much as anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:52, archived)
I think he would have agreed that a mentally fragile, coked-up alcoholic
wasn't the nicest person to spend time with
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:29, archived)
bit harsh, I have my good days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)
We'll all sing your praises when you're dead.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:48, archived)
dead people only count if they are famous, non famous dead people ain't worth shedding a tear over

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:56, archived)
Good Will Hunted

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
surely it should be
Good Will Haunting.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:32, archived)
Better!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:57, archived)
Good Mourning Vietnam

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:17, archived)
dead poets society

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
One Hour Funeral

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)
Picnic at Hanging Rob

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol.
What's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)
That was on TV, at the weekend.
I'd forgotten how shit that series was.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:51, archived)
dunno but it's your fault

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)
jmg killed rowan williams :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:01, archived)
hated mr bean

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:11, archived)
if I was in charge of that fancy dress shop I'd of barred him, he never hired anything

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:14, archived)
he ought to be strung up the cunt
going into a dressing room taking acid then telling everyone he's been to a magical land.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
Robbie Williams is dead
We're all making hilarious jokes about him being a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:02, archived)
Haha no it was David Walliams haha

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
NO WAI IT WERE WILLIAM WALLACE!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:31, archived)
KNOBBING WILLYBUMS

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 14:32, archived)
this is the best post you've ever made or ever will make, just fyi

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
you can safely ban him now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 15:25, archived)
A fitting tribute to a great man

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:55, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:35, archived)
YO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:50, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:02, archived)
hi how r u lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:05, archived)
Running a little late, but I should still get to work on time

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:10, archived)
Phew! I was worried there

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:14, archived)
delighted to reassure you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:15, archived)
can't believe jumanji is dead :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:56, archived)
He was also a fucking prick
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:03, archived)
i just shared britain first's tribute to robin williams on facebook
just my way of paying my respects
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:31, archived)
How may one view this shining eulogy?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:33, archived)
it's pretty boring, there's hardly any racism in it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:37, archived)
just been reading through the comments on a story about a girl at nursery who was forced to starve because the chicken in her sandwich wasn't halal
great stuff, would recommend
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:39, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:40, archived)
fuck off is it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:03, archived)
hey-yo!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:43, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:47, archived)
yarp

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:57, archived)
morning indeed, mm

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:06, archived)
RIP Robbie Williams

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:05, archived)
So sad, I hope Gary Barlow is coping with the news.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:07, archived)
He was a great Archbishop of Canterbury

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:10, archived)
I loved his work with The Incredible String Band

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:15, archived)
Thanks to his obit on Radio 4,
I dreamt of Mork & Mindy, this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:25, archived)
came here and was told to kill himself, i hope we're all happy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:28, archived)
with a job well done

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:28, archived)
not wishing to make light of the situation but let's face it the world is a better place without him

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:29, archived)
Topical and edgy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:37, archived)
haha, mental illness and suicide are a comedy goldmine

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:38, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2344906
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:37, archived)
It's like having our very own Frankie Boyle.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 8:46, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 23:59, archived)
that is well tosh

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:01, archived)
alrighth

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:02, archived)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:15, archived)
robin williams is dead

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:16, archived)
I'm gonna watch Jumanji tomorrow
and cry
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:19, archived)
all the flubber subthreads (flubthreads) here recently suddenly seem more poignant

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:21, archived)
suicide apparently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M9UCLchcDk
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:27, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:57, archived)
yeh we know

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:20, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:22, archived)
dead by depression
I fucking hate depressos. Had to deal with them with as an old GF always trying to kill themselves and have got no time for them. Harsh I know but there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:45, archived)
Was it only because she was going out with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:58, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 0:07, archived)
Doing a fruit and vegetable cleanse...making me gassy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX7hpSVQ46w
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 23:27, archived)
You need some Retox
Man up and get some beer and fags into you system.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 23:31, archived)
Evening thread.
I had to use wire cutters to remove my Bloodstock wristband.
I had to cut right through the plastic tag depthwise AND lengthwise in 4 places before it finally fell apart.
FUCK YOU TECHNOLOGY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:50, archived)
this is a story all about how stujs life got flipped, turned upside down
needy blog cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:52, archived)
check em

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:55, archived)
Check what?
The fact you've been taking lessons in dignity from Frisbok?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:57, archived)
Fuck it, I'm off to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:00, archived)
My life is AWESOME mongy.
Ain't MY fault you've bought some shit watches and your bivvy leaks.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:56, archived)
calm down sweetheart you'll ladder your tights

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:03, archived)
bloodstock sound well tosh

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:05, archived)
stepping red razor Tosh?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:06, archived)
yeah no dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:32, archived)
peter tosh, legalise it and I will advertise it tosh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:38, archived)
ah right no ... that Tosh wasn't tosh

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:40, archived)
stuj wouldn't like him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:51, archived)
stuj is an infamous online racist

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:56, archived)
JMGS FAULT

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 22:01, archived)
always

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 22:12, archived)
Bumhole³

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 23:00, archived)
You LOVELY bastard
I wanted to go this year, but couldn't afford it.

Were Emperor any good?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 23:13, archived)
Well I am please for you and you are not some twat who wears their wristbands once they have left an event
Thus making them total bum holes.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 23:28, archived)
Sorry I missed the bumhole thread
Alt: disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:07, archived)
dis cuss ting?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:14, archived)
We already did that
Keep up
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:23, archived)
We've already done bumholes too.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:26, archived)
I never stop doing bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:33, archived)
I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:27, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:33, archived)
alright dozer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:42, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:47, archived)
Yes, I'm fine thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:12, archived)
shall we start a bumless thread?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:45, archived)
bumless in Seattle

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:45, archived)
bumless the wonderhorse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:49, archived)
Eternal Sunshine of the Bumless Mind

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:50, archived)
Things to do in denver when you're bumless

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:53, archived)
Bumless Jane

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:57, archived)
Planes, trains and bumless

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:11, archived)
haha love yous guys

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:20, archived)
any on the bank?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:26, archived)
4 for dave, 3 for adam (my pals) and a lonely one for me.
stayed on the bottom all day, seemed to work.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:36, archived)
bumless adams

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:39, archived)
nice angling

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:51, archived)
I cannot contribute due to journalistic integrity

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:05, archived)
check em

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:07, archived)
dubs

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:26, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:56, archived)
Hello Mono
EY OH MO-NO
EY OH MO-NO
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:05, archived)
and MONO! was his name-oh

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:42, archived)
what's it all about MONO!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:08, archived)
Nutin

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:31, archived)
ok thanks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:34, archived)

N P
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:30, archived)
word up MONO!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:08, archived)
It's the code word.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:31, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:25, archived)
sup nigga

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:31, archived)
naink, just chillin in da crib yo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:38, archived)
word

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:43, archived)
oh, it's you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:02, archived)
smee

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:21, archived)
yus m8

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:27, archived)
MONO tone
MONO syllabic
MONO bumholes
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:21, archived)
Inglorious bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:43, archived)
stop or my bumhole wil shoot

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:44, archived)
Schindler's bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:44, archived)
an officer and a bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:45, archived)
the unbearable lightness of bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:46, archived)
dr. strangebumhole

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:46, archived)
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
Goldenbumhole
alt: disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
The Magnificent Bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:51, archived)
The Englishman Who Went Up A Bumhole And Came Down A Mountain

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:52, archived)
X-Men: Days of Bumholes Past

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:55, archived)
Four Bumholes and a Funeral

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:56, archived)
Alien Vs Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:07, archived)
3 Men and a little bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:07, archived)
A Taste of Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:08, archived)
Leon the Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:10, archived)
Ichi the Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:10, archived)
One Of Our Bumholes Is Missing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:11, archived)
Problem bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:12, archived)
Bumholes and Sensibility

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:12, archived)
Star Wars episode 1: the Phantom Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:08, archived)
Nutty Bumhole II: The Klumpholes

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:18, archived)
Honey, I Shrunk My Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:19, archived)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:19, archived)
An American Bumhole in London

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:24, archived)
Bumholes and Aliens

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:24, archived)
Bill and Ted's excellent bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:25, archived)
Bumholes in the Time of Cholera

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:35, archived)
Bridget Jones's bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:38, archived)
Bumhole 2: The Other Side

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:24, archived)
Bumhole 2: The Possession

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:25, archived)
The Adventures of Bumhole, Queen of the Desert.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 17:41, archived)
Dunno about anyone else but I can't stop farting today

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:38, archived)
My guts seem relatively settled, today.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:58, archived)
That's good to hear

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:04, archived)
Or not hear, if we're being picky.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:22, archived)
Or smell.

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:30, archived)
WAKE UP, YOU SHITS

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:54, archived)
no.
I am tired.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:56, archived)
^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:57, archived)
+le

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
leno?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:19, archived)
it's good but it's not right

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:46, archived)

leno
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:49, archived)
what a great episode
me so solly, me likey flied lice
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:52, archived)
just laughing away at these here
whoops, sorry son. i didn't know you, jay leno and a monkey were bathing a clown
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
where are you getting these from?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:40, archived)
the internet

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)
where's that? somewhere in wales?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:54, archived)
if people don't believe 911 was a false flag operation despite the overwhelming evidence, then they ain't never gonna wake up

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:01, archived)
damn sheeple

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
BUT I'M SO MUCH HAPPIER IN MY DREAMS
Except that one where the old man pulls me into a shed and shows me his swollen and gross glans
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)
i had a dream that the police were going to arrest me and they knew my b3ta username for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
wait are you saying that manolith isn't your real life name?
shit, was I supposed to use a pseudonym?
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:07, archived)
after the persecution of robin 'robin johnson' johnson?
are you mad?!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)
I'm just proud of the fact that I've attained the rank of captain, is all
Also if you were being arrested by the police for dog-fingering they'd naturally know your name as they'd have gleaned most of the evidence from here. Ipso facto, quod et demonstrandum.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:16, archived)
i couldn't get arrested for that
rob forced me to do it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:49, archived)
Everyone's a victim here

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:00, archived)
HELLO!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:05, archived)
HIIIII

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
'reet?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
i, u?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:09, archived)
o

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:14, archived)
u

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:18, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
p

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:27, archived)
o

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:30, archived)
I have no idea where this is going anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:56, archived)
also I don't give enough of a shit to carry on

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:56, archived)
I am and I'm enjoying a fruit polo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)
you're a bit late for polochat

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:39, archived)
or
you're early for next year's polochat
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:50, archived)
Alright m8 calm down, there is no need to be upset.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:13, archived)
says who?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:14, archived)
Frank Bruno

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:48, archived)
it's the cancer that's killing /talk

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)
oh, there's always something killing us

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 7:21, archived)
morning all
Bit nippy out here

Alt: no bumholes
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 7:28, archived)

b3ta.com/links/BUMHOLES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 7:48, archived)
Bit racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:28, archived)
Yes, morning.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 7:55, archived)
a positive attitude

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 7:58, archived)
herro horrible san

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:01, archived)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:05, archived)
set yourself on fire you paedophile cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:08, archived)
I can't help feeling that's a little bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:09, archived)
not harsh enough really

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:13, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:13, archived)
alright Mr H

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:15, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:18, archived)
I wish your blood would catch HIV and then your bones turned to cheese
/ac
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:19, archived)
meaty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:01, archived)
alright mr horrible

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:01, archived)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:05, archived)
bit hostile in here

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:24, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:26, archived)

i.imgur.com/5BaWd.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:49, archived)
That is my favourite thing ever.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:03, archived)
that's fair enough since it is the best thing ever

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:12, archived)
Welcome to Imgur!
You've found your new Internet home. Be forewarned, time has been known to quicken in this realm.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:04, archived)
you dun it rong

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:12, archived)
how so?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
i presumed you had clicked the link and arrived at that screen you described

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:28, archived)
that's very presumptuous of you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:39, archived)
He's always doing that, tangled

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:39, archived)
I just don't know where he gets off with this attitude

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
I do
But I'm not supposed to say :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:47, archived)
you keep it zipped, or else

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:55, archived)
try confiding in an adult you can trust, maybe a teacher or your doctor

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:56, archived)
He says he'll kill my family
But if I tell, he won't kill them at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:57, archived)
i'm on edge because i have to use internet explorer today
internet explorer, can you imagine?! :(
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:22, archived)
Christ
I'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:33, archived)
Stupid gorilla and his fucking stupid flying lawnmower.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:16, archived)
is this better?
i.imgur.com/aGJ5y1M.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:27, archived)
My phone doesn't animate GIFs, so that's exactly the same, for all I know.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:50, archived)
oh, i made it 3x bigger, just for you
what a waste of my time
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:55, archived)
Automatically resized to fit on the screen, too.
Sorry, Sisyphus.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:30, archived)
i hadn't considered that you might be on a mobile

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:42, archived)
I got a right to be hostile, man. My people being persecuted.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:32, archived)
wankers?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:49, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:22, archived)
you heard

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:29, archived)
Fair enough
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:33, archived)
yeah, aside from this rampant mondayism
you?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:33, archived)
Yeah pretty good actually
I shall bore you with it when I return. If I see you later in the week, I'll prepare a slide show.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:36, archived)
haha, yeah... great

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:56, archived)
I've not actually taken any pictures at all, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:57, archived)
oh darn, never mind eh!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:00, archived)
I've just been compared to ba-bomb buddy by my son
Mostly fun, but with a serious message
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:02, archived)
it's BOB-OMB buddy, for FUCK'S sake
i bet your son didn't make that mistake, it's all on you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:06, archived)
hmm

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:16, archived)
sorry, i may have mildly overreacted there

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:17, archived)
No, I deserved it
Anyway, another day of adventure awaits. Have a good one, and let me know when you're free. Or at least cheaper than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:22, archived)
oh fine, just leave me here alone then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)
I'm here

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
well that's something at least
looks like it's up to you and me to keep this place alive, MONO!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
looks like this place is doomed then.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
yep
the important thing is to steal as much copper wiring as you can before they board the place up
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:10, archived)
morning mr h
morning /talk
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:57, archived)
hell yeah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 8:58, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:05, archived)
morning mr horrible
and WHAT a morning
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:06, archived)
i want to break free

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:07, archived)
you want to break free?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:12, archived)
I think it's for real

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:15, archived)
i've fallen in love

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:19, archived)
oh hi doves

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:26, archived)
you've fallen in love for the first time and this time you know it's for reeeeal?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:28, archived)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-O

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
The Dragston

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:20, archived)
Helped to organise a competition this weekend
then my team eventually won it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:43, archived)
fix

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)
The referees were all from the other teams...
we're just that good.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)
people can easily be bought

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:56, archived)
not on my salary.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:58, archived)
they don't necessarily need to be bought with money

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:01, archived)
not with my flappy features

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:18, archived)
oh god, don't start the flapjack thing again

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)

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