I had an impacted stool once.
Had to drink this syrupy mixture to loosen it all up. I shouldn't have drank three straight cartons of Ocean Wave. That's what did it apparently.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
Had to drink this syrupy mixture to loosen it all up. I shouldn't have drank three straight cartons of Ocean Wave. That's what did it apparently.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
flexing my pinky on the shift key here
soon I'll be able to polish a wall with your polishing cloth.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 8:05, archived)
soon I'll be able to polish a wall with your polishing cloth.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 8:05, archived)
YOU CAN SAY THAT, AGAIN!
At least you're not the sort of prick who'd post a morning thread in the middle of the night.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:04, archived)
At least you're not the sort of prick who'd post a morning thread in the middle of the night.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:04, archived)
If you get home and you can still type then it's officially morning.
Them's the rules.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
Them's the rules.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
Someday you'll realise that being unemployed isn't all fun and games.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
I'm not dressed yet and I've already played table football for an hour.
I think you might be wrong.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
I think you might be wrong.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
morning...my boss has finally cracked and allowed me to work from home...WINNING!
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:04, archived)
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I was managing the construction of a solar farm
but now I sort of manage 3, but not so much the construction, just order plant/machinery,diesel, materials, book accommodation for employees etc...i'm less hands on, more, do-not-a-lotty...I can do most my work in about a week if I do it right...then I sit around for anywhere between 5-10 weeks while they finish it, sometimes making phone calls. but mostly doing random stuff round the house, like making marshmallow fireworks, and trying to catch mice
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
but now I sort of manage 3, but not so much the construction, just order plant/machinery,diesel, materials, book accommodation for employees etc...i'm less hands on, more, do-not-a-lotty...I can do most my work in about a week if I do it right...then I sit around for anywhere between 5-10 weeks while they finish it, sometimes making phone calls. but mostly doing random stuff round the house, like making marshmallow fireworks, and trying to catch mice
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
So you're a window cleaner.
Shouldn't you be called Dr. Chamois-bolic?
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
Shouldn't you be called Dr. Chamois-bolic?
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
that's what this love is
that's what we got got got got got got got got
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:43, archived)
that's what we got got got got got got got got
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:43, archived)
They'll be ok, just start a facebook page for them and reach 1000 likes
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
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I've been doing too much of those sporty things and then trying to be more economical by cycling to work.
So I'm doing 2 hours on my bike everyday before I do any other sort of training.
I can't reduce training really at the moment though because there is a lot of competition for the World team.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:54, archived)
So I'm doing 2 hours on my bike everyday before I do any other sort of training.
I can't reduce training really at the moment though because there is a lot of competition for the World team.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:54, archived)
The World Team?
Cool. Do you get to complete against Mars and Venus?
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)
Cool. Do you get to complete against Mars and Venus?
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)
I'd kick the chocolate bars arse, but not sure I'd like to be put up against a razor blade
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
No I get to fight in the world championships if I am successful
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
I had trials for the england junior tabletennis team once
A friend and I both did really well, but then found out players for our age category had already been selected, so despite winning most the games we were essentialy just oppostition for the younger ones...I still resent that.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
A friend and I both did really well, but then found out players for our age category had already been selected, so despite winning most the games we were essentialy just oppostition for the younger ones...I still resent that.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
God I'm sorry to hear that.
I didn't think this situation could make me more upset, but here we are.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 1:29, archived)
I didn't think this situation could make me more upset, but here we are.
( , Wed 10 Sep 2014, 1:29, archived)
What the fuck is all this about?
Do you live in Australia or something?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:33, archived)
Do you live in Australia or something?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:33, archived)
I'm saying in think it would help if you relaxed.
It helps with the circulation.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:13, archived)
It helps with the circulation.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:13, archived)
I got a roccat ryos pro keyboard from PC world for 90 quid cos they're miss-selling them as the basic version. Also got my logitech 600 mouse today. Hoping this will increase my productivity by reducing the amount of clicking I have to do using macros.
I must be the coolest doctor ever.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:27, archived)
I must be the coolest doctor ever.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:27, archived)
Yeah the first time I tried to type that it went all mental and opened a load of web pages and programs for no reason.
Hopefully just some minor keyboard teething issues there
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:30, archived)
Hopefully just some minor keyboard teething issues there
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:30, archived)
£90 for a keyboard certainly sounds like prudent spending.
I'm sure your practice manager is so proud of you.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:43, archived)
I'm sure your practice manager is so proud of you.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:43, archived)
No, for example now instead of having to type 'cough' I simply use the thumb buttons to scroll to the clinical information entry profile and then hold down the function key and c and it types cough for me.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:49, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:49, archived)
prolly ... if only I had a selection of shiny macbooks and knew Emacs
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:07, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:07, archived)
it's funny because an emac is also a type of computer much like a macbook
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)
Also instead of typing in my password to get into the clinical system I just press the button I've labelled 'PASSWORD'.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:51, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:51, archived)
ha, I laugh in the face of all your 'data protection act' bullshit
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:00, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:00, archived)
I have set up an improvised mouse trap
you know, the classic one with a stick and a long bit of string, because i keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye in the kitchen...I'll let you know how it goes.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:34, archived)
you know, the classic one with a stick and a long bit of string, because i keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye in the kitchen...I'll let you know how it goes.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:34, archived)
there's no better way of getting rid of mice than burning down your home
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:48, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:48, archived)
whats happenin then shambo?
I was supposed to take the sprog to her first day of school today, but got stuck in a mammoth crash on the m25...there was a yaris, wedged between the front end of a lorry and the back end of a van so that all that was visible was a seat, between two 9-10 foot tall flat silver walls that had formerly been the engine and shell of the car...nasty
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:38, archived)
I was supposed to take the sprog to her first day of school today, but got stuck in a mammoth crash on the m25...there was a yaris, wedged between the front end of a lorry and the back end of a van so that all that was visible was a seat, between two 9-10 foot tall flat silver walls that had formerly been the engine and shell of the car...nasty
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:38, archived)
I collected the sprog instead. Its also her birthday, imagine having to go to your first day of school on your birthday, harsh.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)
our youngest was so excited about starting school that she skipped the whole way there
I think she actually enjoyed it more than her birthday. The idiot.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)
I think she actually enjoyed it more than her birthday. The idiot.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)
just pop down the shop and get a six-pack of children
note for spanishfly, this isn't really something you can do. sit back down
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:51, archived)
note for spanishfly, this isn't really something you can do. sit back down
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:51, archived)
spanishfly is confused and busy shoving his penis down the neck of a bottle of babysham
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
evening
I've got 2 x 1.5TB hard drives and I don't understand why anyone would ever need that sort of storage capacity.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
I've got 2 x 1.5TB hard drives and I don't understand why anyone would ever need that sort of storage capacity.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
I've got a pair of 2TB raided up for serving videos and music and backing up photos ... it soon runs out
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:48, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:48, archived)
SpanishFly has a collection of child filth 3 times as big as that
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)
Photos of friends, music and films they enjoy, you know - fun stuff.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:56, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:56, archived)
I'll gladly swap them for some smaller ones.
2 x 150GB, rescued out the corpses of a couple of BT Vision boxes.
Only an idiot would say "yes" to such a deal, but this board is awash with idiots, so who knows?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:26, archived)
2 x 150GB, rescued out the corpses of a couple of BT Vision boxes.
Only an idiot would say "yes" to such a deal, but this board is awash with idiots, so who knows?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:26, archived)
Can we go back to discussing our preferred method of sausage transportation
I had concluded I liked the pork bandolier option.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:50, archived)
I had concluded I liked the pork bandolier option.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:50, archived)
I'm going for a pork ribbed corset and a sausage-hooped skirt with bacon frills.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:01, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:01, archived)
chipolata braces, or the lincolnshire sash are other quality methods
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
MH17 came down due to 'a large number of high-energy objects that penetrated the aircraft from outside' according to a preliminary report..
Anyone want to own up?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)
Anyone want to own up?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:14, archived)
Well done
You've ruined a perfectly good 'what's binding you?' thread.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
You've ruined a perfectly good 'what's binding you?' thread.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
I once had particularly bad food poisoning.
I didn't shit through my mouth. But it is possible. Allegedly.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
I didn't shit through my mouth. But it is possible. Allegedly.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
I've puked shit.
I can't recommend it. Or having your stomach pumped. Or drinking so hard that either of these things happens.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
I can't recommend it. Or having your stomach pumped. Or drinking so hard that either of these things happens.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
I'm a great jolly blobby Michelin man wobble wobble jiggle wobble.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:14, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:14, archived)
The plane was egg bound, that's what THEY don't want you to know
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
It's been a while since I penetrated anything.
I'm certainly not taking the fall for that.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
I'm certainly not taking the fall for that.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
I've been out to the shops to buy Manolith a Werther's Original.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:00, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:00, archived)
The greatest thing to come out of Wigan since ... no ... it's just those and George Formby and Kathleen Winstanley, isn't it?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
this would have been an excellent opportunity for somebody to have said "and dr shambolic"
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:25, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:25, archived)
WOAH, CHILL YOUR BOOTS, IF YOU WANT ONE YOU SHOULD'VE JUST ASKED.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:04, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:04, archived)
Didn't know you were going.
You just say these things under your breath as you go out.
It's not the same as asking.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:05, archived)
You just say these things under your breath as you go out.
It's not the same as asking.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:05, archived)
I'm not even telling the truth, I bought some sort of Caribbean Chicken monstrosity
didn't go anywhere near a shop that would sell Werther's Original
I'm a liar and I hate myself for it.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
didn't go anywhere near a shop that would sell Werther's Original
I'm a liar and I hate myself for it.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
I hate you for it too.
I don't believe that you were nowhere near a shop that sells Werther's Originals. They are huge in Jamaica.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
I don't believe that you were nowhere near a shop that sells Werther's Originals. They are huge in Jamaica.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
Your mum came down due to a large number of high-energy objects that penetrated her from outside
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:18, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:18, archived)
I'm egg bound
EGG BOUND
What's binding you? You can't say Klaus Barbie
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
EGG BOUND
What's binding you? You can't say Klaus Barbie
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
The animal blood soaked bandages on my feet to produce beautiful oriental club feet, no thanks to The Manchu Emperor Kangxi for failing to ban the process.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:55, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:55, archived)
Misheard lyrics was LAST week's question The LOVELY Two Hats. But it's ok, I knew which song you meant.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ac4mMenak
:D
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ac4mMenak
:D
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
and I was so sure before clicking that was going to be einherjer
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:44, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:44, archived)
good morning all
Just had my assessment. Passed the lifting and dictation. Just need to wait and hear if i passed thr multiple choice.
Alt bumholes/stomas etc
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
Just had my assessment. Passed the lifting and dictation. Just need to wait and hear if i passed thr multiple choice.
Alt bumholes/stomas etc
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
i hope one of the tests wasn't about knowing how to spell 'the'
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:25, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:25, archived)
I hope you had good luck at the time you took the multiple choice test.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:42, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:42, archived)
Saddam Hussein and Benito Mussolini
both worked for their country's ambulance services.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:30, archived)
both worked for their country's ambulance services.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:30, archived)
I'm glad that SpanishWombat's developed an interest in whiskey.
At least I think that's what he meant when he said 'I really enjoy a 12 year old that goes down easy'.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:20, archived)
At least I think that's what he meant when he said 'I really enjoy a 12 year old that goes down easy'.
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:20, archived)
I was the first thing you thought of this morning?
*beams* so nice to be loved. Have a cracking day
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:35, archived)
*beams* so nice to be loved. Have a cracking day
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:35, archived)
I think you're one of about three people who doesn't have the nonce on lolignore
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:19, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:19, archived)
Look at you, with your capital "M" for "morning"!
So adorable...
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:53, archived)
So adorable...
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:53, archived)
look at you with your capital anythings for anything, you capitalist pig
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
Suffer, under the jackboot of my excessive punctuation!
And my superfluous verbiage!
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:35, archived)
And my superfluous verbiage!
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:35, archived)
Couple of dodgy pieces of pizza and a tuna barm that's been fingered by everyone here.
Hasn't been much spent on the catering
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)
Hasn't been much spent on the catering
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)
I'm going to make some this weekend for old times sake
prawn AND mushroom ones
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
prawn AND mushroom ones
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
Right, you come round my house and I'll eat a whole load of them
then we'll see who looks stupid
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:44, archived)
then we'll see who looks stupid
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:44, archived)
This place ain't nice to newbies
It's like a Wild West Saloon. I think the honky tonk piano has just stopped playing.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
It's like a Wild West Saloon. I think the honky tonk piano has just stopped playing.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
thats fine.. i know
I've been going on this site for years, its only recently I've been arsed to sign up
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
Why did you sign up?
I'm here for GBH and Drinking while under the influence of Manolith.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:40, archived)
I'm here for GBH and Drinking while under the influence of Manolith.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:40, archived)
I have a quite serious personality disorder
I thought there was a box you had to tick on the sign-up page to confirm this.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:44, archived)
I thought there was a box you had to tick on the sign-up page to confirm this.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:44, archived)
There are no newbies
it's all sockpuppets these days. As far as the eye can see.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:28, archived)
it's all sockpuppets these days. As far as the eye can see.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:28, archived)
What's the biggest wank you've ever had?
What do you think is the biggest wank it's possible to have?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:02, archived)
What do you think is the biggest wank it's possible to have?
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:02, archived)
don't know about best, but i know my worst...
my nana walking in on me spread eagled
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:01, archived)
my nana walking in on me spread eagled
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:01, archived)
a nonce got upset because people kept pointing out that he is a nonce
again
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:02, archived)
again
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:02, archived)
Little fuckwits can't even cross a road nowadays. They've made this entire area a massive 20mph zone despite there already being too many crossings - "to protect the children". Fuck them.
I like to think that at 20mph they're probably more likely to die. Reason? They'll get run over, instead of knocked away. That gives me some comfort in this stupid pandering world.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:14, archived)
sadly it doesn't work like that
Impact scales with the square of velocity so 30 is more than twice as murderous as 20, and modern cars are designed to not crush pedestrians ... you need to get one of the original Range Rovers ... kill any cunt with one of those tractors
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)
Impact scales with the square of velocity so 30 is more than twice as murderous as 20, and modern cars are designed to not crush pedestrians ... you need to get one of the original Range Rovers ... kill any cunt with one of those tractors
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)
So, what is the optimum speed for ensuring that they are crushed beneath the wheels?
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:19, archived)
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:19, archived)
I just tidied my room.
What's the most you've tidied something?
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:53, archived)
What's the most you've tidied something?
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:53, archived)
I tidied your mum so tidy that the sailors thought she was a filofax
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:14, archived)
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:14, archived)
Are you 12?
Do your parents know you are on a website with adult content?
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
Do your parents know you are on a website with adult content?
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
CUNT
FLAPS VAG ANUS SHIT COCK ARSE.
tell your grandma these things and she'll love you 4 eva
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)
FLAPS VAG ANUS SHIT COCK ARSE.
tell your grandma these things and she'll love you 4 eva
( , Tue 9 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)
I tidied everything past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions and realities.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:16, archived)
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:16, archived)
Man strives for order in all aspects of his reality
but it is, alas, in vain. The heat death is coming, and it's going to kill you and everyone you love.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
but it is, alas, in vain. The heat death is coming, and it's going to kill you and everyone you love.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
easy now ... he reckons you and your buds are going to live 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:44, archived)
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:44, archived)
as long as kids are still attaching grolsch tops to their fluorescent laces
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:07, archived)
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:07, archived)
Cleaned the bathroom, the other day.
Did a bit of a half-arsed job, if I'm honest.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:59, archived)
Did a bit of a half-arsed job, if I'm honest.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:59, archived)
alright Ger, I need an anti corruption and bribery policy in place for my company, it's how I roll tho
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:48, archived)
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:48, archived)
Predictions for the England game anyone?
No Lampard or Gerrard remember. Midfield looks WHACK YO!
I am sticking a fiver on Rooney first goal. ProTip. You are welcome
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
No Lampard or Gerrard remember. Midfield looks WHACK YO!
I am sticking a fiver on Rooney first goal. ProTip. You are welcome
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
I predict a loads of pricks will talk about 'us' and 'we' when they mean 'the engerland football team' and chavs will wear football shirts to pubs and be ghastly plebs shouting at a big screen tv
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:59, archived)
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:59, archived)
yeah ... we're in charge of the newsletter ... that's how this place works
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
I like it.
Morons who think that
Haikus must have seventeen
Syllables are dicks.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:14, archived)
Morons who think that
Haikus must have seventeen
Syllables are dicks.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:14, archived)
It's been fucking months now.
Stuj keeps saying it's just a problem with the link but it just seems that there isn't ever going to be another one. EVER.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:21, archived)
Stuj keeps saying it's just a problem with the link but it just seems that there isn't ever going to be another one. EVER.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:21, archived)
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