So I was in the juicer before and this road walked in
Think it was the M6 stood next to me was the M1 the M6 ordered a pint of bitter and started chatting to the M1...I was a bit disappointed that I had been ignored but fuck it you know, it's normal these days.
After about 20 minutes this little bit of Tarmac walked in, I heard the M1 say to the M6 "who's that little shit" the M6 replied...
You don't wanna mess with him. He's a cyclepath
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 1:13, archived)
Think it was the M6 stood next to me was the M1 the M6 ordered a pint of bitter and started chatting to the M1...I was a bit disappointed that I had been ignored but fuck it you know, it's normal these days.
After about 20 minutes this little bit of Tarmac walked in, I heard the M1 say to the M6 "who's that little shit" the M6 replied...
You don't wanna mess with him. He's a cyclepath
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 1:13, archived)
still clearing my lungs out
also my bladder sphincter hurts because some doctor thought sticking a camera up my knob was a good idea. the stuff of nightmares it was.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 22:45, archived)
also my bladder sphincter hurts because some doctor thought sticking a camera up my knob was a good idea. the stuff of nightmares it was.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 22:45, archived)
please tell me you're going to die imminently, you pointless beakering cunt
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 0:07, archived)
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 0:07, archived)
Yep. 38 species on my year list so far.
Not bad for a first day on foot.
And yes, I am fully aware no-one gives a shit.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 0:20, archived)
Not bad for a first day on foot.
And yes, I am fully aware no-one gives a shit.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 0:20, archived)
WAIT, I give a shit Colonel Boris
What specieses are you spotting?
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 0:25, archived)
I don't tend to mix up my bird list and the contents of my sex dungeon.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 0:44, archived)
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 0:44, archived)
are you in a hurry or are we just not worth typing out the whole words?
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 16:42, archived)
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 16:42, archived)
nearly two hours now and nobody has guessed the brittas empire :-O
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:56, archived)
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 17:56, archived)
hmm
looks like someone didn't take the opportunity to make a new years resolution
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 13:34, archived)
looks like someone didn't take the opportunity to make a new years resolution
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 13:34, archived)
please stop this now synchromesh you are over-tired and showing off and just making yourself look silly
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 14:46, archived)
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 14:46, archived)
I'll admit, I like Frank constantly going on about this
the idea of him alone in his bedsit giggling as he thinks up another way to troll us makes me feel a lot better about my own life.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 14:48, archived)
the idea of him alone in his bedsit giggling as he thinks up another way to troll us makes me feel a lot better about my own life.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 14:48, archived)
hi mongy, leisure centre taken over by an irritating new manager clearly on the ASD spectrum?
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 15:59, archived)
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 15:59, archived)
hi manolith yes thank you you were right to put your trust in the merriness of my christmas and the happiness of my new year
and I hope I would be equally correct to put my trust in the merriness of your christmas and the happiness of your new year
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 15:57, archived)
and I hope I would be equally correct to put my trust in the merriness of your christmas and the happiness of your new year
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 15:57, archived)
indeed you would
i'm glad we had this informative and reassuring exchange
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 16:41, archived)
i'm glad we had this informative and reassuring exchange
( , Thu 1 Jan 2015, 16:41, archived)
Does this mean you have a shit life that you need to feel better about by reading misfortune into others' lives?
Because that's pretty much what you said there.
Don't worry, one day you'll own a proper car, but you need to stop living in a shit country first. :-)
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:56, archived)
Because that's pretty much what you said there.
Don't worry, one day you'll own a proper car, but you need to stop living in a shit country first. :-)
( , Mon 5 Jan 2015, 13:56, archived)
This is a fly-by post to call you names.
You are a big poo head. lol.
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:45, archived)
You are a big poo head. lol.
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:45, archived)
that's the thrid time in two days that word's been posted here
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:39, archived)
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:39, archived)
Everyone round here are nuts
You'd be better offering a spanner
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spanner&defid=87929
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
You'd be better offering a spanner
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spanner&defid=87929
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
The bastard keeeebab shop is shut and doesn't open for another 11 hours
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
A lady feeling me may have improved this birthday keeeeebab upset
so long as you is fit innit
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 1:04, archived)
so long as you is fit innit
( , Wed 31 Dec 2014, 1:04, archived)
sim-ply ha-ving awonderfulchristmas time
what's the best christmas song? the correct answer is sim-ply ha-ving awonderfulchristmas time
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
what's the best christmas song? the correct answer is sim-ply ha-ving awonderfulchristmas time
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
if you post that enough then I'm pretty sure Sarah Harding will notice and come round your house for a thump up the knickers
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:22, archived)
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:22, archived)
my heating's fine but the hot water will fire for a minute and then run cold
combi boiler, do you reckon it's the flow sensor or the diverter valve?
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:31, archived)
combi boiler, do you reckon it's the flow sensor or the diverter valve?
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:31, archived)
soz in juicer, sounds like a pcb problem, ask mgt she recommended putting Ubuntu on them
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:33, archived)
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:33, archived)
I fixed it, it was a flow control sensor problem
Picked up too much crap from the thermistor
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
Picked up too much crap from the thermistor
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
you still clicked it though, you hairy bellend
That's right, your bellend has hairs on it. Urgh.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:26, archived)
That's right, your bellend has hairs on it. Urgh.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:26, archived)
but you searched for it, listened to it, decided it was worth posting and bought the album and went to see the band live and hung round backstage trying to have sex with them
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:28, archived)
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:28, archived)
The one you like.
HAH, SEE WHAT I DID THERE? TROLL THAT MUVAFUCKA
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:12, archived)
HAH, SEE WHAT I DID THERE? TROLL THAT MUVAFUCKA
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:12, archived)
I'm not even going to be here for the replies.
Does your cock touch your asshole? Well, then go fuck yourself.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:13, archived)
Does your cock touch your asshole? Well, then go fuck yourself.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:13, archived)
b3ta is still here, then?
I do so hope that everyone had a wonderful Christmas.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:05, archived)
I do so hope that everyone had a wonderful Christmas.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:05, archived)
Excellent.
I'm doing my best to eat all of the cheese and picked onions. Feel a bit sick, now.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
I'm doing my best to eat all of the cheese and picked onions. Feel a bit sick, now.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
saving room for party foods tomorrow
the parents have got new year's eve off for the first time in about 20 yeas, so they're partying it right up. last time that happened, about 15 people were found asleep on the floor next morning.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)
the parents have got new year's eve off for the first time in about 20 yeas, so they're partying it right up. last time that happened, about 15 people were found asleep on the floor next morning.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)
yeah but 2015 is surely the year it croaks
i'm sure we'll all learn to love usvsth3m.com/banter
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:48, archived)
i'm sure we'll all learn to love usvsth3m.com/banter
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:48, archived)
haha, like Bob Manual is ever going to allow user-generated content on another site
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:38, archived)
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:38, archived)
HEY! It's The LOVELY Mr H's CANDLESDAY!
HAPPY CANDLESDAY THE LOVELY MR H!
Let's all celebrate this wonderful occasion.
:D
I'm going to punch Little Baby Jesus' donkey. IN THE FACE. Just for Mr H. What are YOU going to do to make this day specialer?
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:17, archived)
HAPPY CANDLESDAY THE LOVELY MR H!
Let's all celebrate this wonderful occasion.
:D
I'm going to punch Little Baby Jesus' donkey. IN THE FACE. Just for Mr H. What are YOU going to do to make this day specialer?
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:17, archived)
probably respond when he makes an "alright" thread
the thought that counts etc.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:43, archived)
the thought that counts etc.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:43, archived)
Yeah, but you should ALSO remember that on his candlesday The LOVELY Mr H should ALSO GET FREE STUFF!
Give him summat Muppsy.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:05, archived)
Give him summat Muppsy.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:05, archived)
TWICE we tried to have an all-christmas thread day
and you stubbornly interrupted.
bygones, etc though. thanks for not abandoning this site during its embarrassing decline
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:30, archived)
and you stubbornly interrupted.
bygones, etc though. thanks for not abandoning this site during its embarrassing decline
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:30, archived)
I'd hardly call reading this month's issue of Anal Afficiondo "spying"
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:38, archived)
( , Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:38, archived)
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