I like the way that Nile Rodgers took all the credit for 'The Reflex' as if he wrote the entire thing from scratch when in fact all he did was chop up one of the vocals a bit and make everything sound fuzzy
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it would've been rubbish without the chopped up bit of vocal and fuzzy sound
he made it the popfunk classic you adore
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 1:37, archived)
he made it the popfunk classic you adore
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 1:37, archived)
my comprehensive research has revealed that he was never a member of Duran Duran
Nice try tho
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 1:04, archived)
Nice try tho
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 1:04, archived)
Duran Duran Duran will die first from the massive drugs.
soundcloud.com/duranduranduran
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 0:39, archived)
soundcloud.com/duranduranduran
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 0:39, archived)
massive drugs really sound like that if you're not very good at taking them
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yeah whatevs i'm sure your electrogabberstepcore is far superior
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 1:03, archived)
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not really, I love Duran Duran Duran, Shitmat & Venetian Snares
Also I'm not very good at taking massive drugs despite determined perseverance
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 1:06, archived)
Also I'm not very good at taking massive drugs despite determined perseverance
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 1:06, archived)
They seem to have hired baldmonkey to design their album cover
images.grooveshark.com/static/albums/200_442010.jpg
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 5:04, archived)
images.grooveshark.com/static/albums/200_442010.jpg
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 5:04, archived)
WOW!
My safe parking account has been active for nearly 9 years now.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 22:19, archived)
My safe parking account has been active for nearly 9 years now.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 22:19, archived)
i'm really enjoying mine
could do with an extra controller though. are you still rich, m? can you get me one?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 19:37, archived)
could do with an extra controller though. are you still rich, m? can you get me one?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 19:37, archived)
I could, but as Im explaining to my kids ' you'll get it when Im dead ' soz, and they are 40 quid you tight cunt
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)
yeah, it turns out having a home means having loads of bills though
and forty quid for a fucking controller? they're the cunts
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 20:01, archived)
and forty quid for a fucking controller? they're the cunts
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 20:01, archived)
there are few people more angry at Sony's ps4 than me, don't get me started, slitty eyed rob dog cunts using gamers to prop up their useless japan only shit
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)
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Have you got your A1200 online yet, we could totally give Heretic II a bash at like 0.25fps
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 20:06, archived)
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i had a look at ways to get an amiga online but it didn't seem worth the money.
i've got an a1200 or two, somewhere... plus a cd32 and an a4000.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)
i've got an a1200 or two, somewhere... plus a cd32 and an a4000.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)
I didn't know that anyone was still alive
Amiga still works a treat.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 20:08, archived)
Amiga still works a treat.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 20:08, archived)
I still have a working Amstrad CPC...
It's more fucking hassle than it's worth loading a game on it. Last time I had it out it took about 30 minutes to load Paperboy.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 21:42, archived)
It's more fucking hassle than it's worth loading a game on it. Last time I had it out it took about 30 minutes to load Paperboy.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 21:42, archived)
I forgot to have lunch and now I'm quite hungry.
What have you forgotten to do, resulting in you getting quite something?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
What have you forgotten to do, resulting in you getting quite something?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
no point, it's nearly time to cook dinner
oh god what have i done??
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:03, archived)
oh god what have i done??
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:03, archived)
I neglected to do much work, last week,
and now I'm somewhat overwhelmed.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
and now I'm somewhat overwhelmed.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00G98MBE0/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00G98MBE0&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20&linkId=RHZYAOZ3M2W2JMMC
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 18:15, archived)
I'm in the same boat.
I have a twin pack of chocolate eclairs and I want to eat them both without offering the one around, yet at the same time I don't
wish to seem like a selfish greedy cunt, so I'm caught in my own little whirlpool of cognitive dissonance, getting hungrier.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:13, archived)
I have a twin pack of chocolate eclairs and I want to eat them both without offering the one around, yet at the same time I don't
wish to seem like a selfish greedy cunt, so I'm caught in my own little whirlpool of cognitive dissonance, getting hungrier.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:13, archived)
but isn't that just because you're a fat fuck, not because you missed lunch?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:19, archived)
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:19, archived)
Bit of both really.
I only missed lunch because I was sitting on my arse playing Left 4 Dead.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:22, archived)
I only missed lunch because I was sitting on my arse playing Left 4 Dead.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:22, archived)
I forgot to follow the last 30 years of musical progress
and now I'm just stuck in an endless loop of Def Leppard and Bon Jovi albums on Youtube.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:22, archived)
and now I'm just stuck in an endless loop of Def Leppard and Bon Jovi albums on Youtube.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:22, archived)
I forgot to mark students work and I was quite overwhelmed until I realised I could just pass them all and not bother marking them
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( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 18:53, archived)
thank god you're not admitting this on a public messageboard
on which lots of people know your name, and where you work.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 19:08, archived)
on which lots of people know your name, and where you work.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 19:08, archived)
Thank god it's a "comedy" website
It's a pity some idiots take it so seriously
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
It's a pity some idiots take it so seriously
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
Bit late I know
Don't post this stuff. I have to mark and validate exam/coursework returns. You don't want people like me knowing this.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 21:23, archived)
Don't post this stuff. I have to mark and validate exam/coursework returns. You don't want people like me knowing this.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 21:23, archived)
I have in the past forgotten to go for a piss and ended up quite wet
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 17:49, archived)
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It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
A shop that sells food.
I hear some places will sell you food AND give you a place to sit and eat.
Will wonders never cease?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)
I hear some places will sell you food AND give you a place to sit and eat.
Will wonders never cease?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)
Cheers day got someone slightly upset
www.b3ta.com/board/11140702
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:55, archived)
www.b3ta.com/board/11140702
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:55, archived)
I'll have to gaz everyone a questionnaire to ask them what they want from next year's cheers day
focus groups that kind of thing.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)
focus groups that kind of thing.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)
I'd like the calendar to gaz me a reminder
when events are happening.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:25, archived)
when events are happening.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:25, archived)
I never got closure on this
I hope it went as planned after a fellow forum member got upset.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)
I hope it went as planned after a fellow forum member got upset.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)
Don't think I signed up for that one.
Not really relevant to my interests.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)
Not really relevant to my interests.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)
get one of every flavour pot noodle and pour them all into a bucket with some boiling water
add sauce to taste
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)
add sauce to taste
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)
I have a salad and a fruit corner thing.
as if you really wanted to know.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)
as if you really wanted to know.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)
the salad is really rather nice when you add a few pickled onions to it.
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haha, remember when they did helicopter flavour
that was hilarious!
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
that was hilarious!
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
can you visit your town and clear it out so i can tap some buildings and earn some telephones, please
ta very much
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ta very much
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oh, i kind of quit playing
it was pissing me off. i'll have one last clear out just for you though, doves. i might boot off the rest of my neighbours so you get it all to yourself
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:25, archived)
it was pissing me off. i'll have one last clear out just for you though, doves. i might boot off the rest of my neighbours so you get it all to yourself
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:25, archived)
I thought you might have given up.
Bit rum of you to recruit Doves and then quit, of you ask me.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)
Bit rum of you to recruit Doves and then quit, of you ask me.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)
Yeah, but the last update cleared your town for the current event,
so it looked like you'd come back.
It really is a pointless game, though. Except that I now have Dr. Colossus wandering about, and you don't.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)
so it looked like you'd come back.
It really is a pointless game, though. Except that I now have Dr. Colossus wandering about, and you don't.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)
i meant i recruited him back then
i've only just quit. i was quite excited about the superhero update but it just became a slog and i couldn't be arsed. i might log in, clear everything and spend my ill-gotten 3000 donuts on getting colossus and whatever else and then leave
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)
i've only just quit. i was quite excited about the superhero update but it just became a slog and i couldn't be arsed. i might log in, clear everything and spend my ill-gotten 3000 donuts on getting colossus and whatever else and then leave
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)
There's nothing in that game that would justify spending money on it.
I think this is true of most mobile games.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)
I think this is true of most mobile games.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)
I'd spend my money all over Kate Upton's tits, if you get me, eh, phwoar
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I think I do!
You'd like to buy the poor girl a jumper, right?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:08, archived)
You'd like to buy the poor girl a jumper, right?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:08, archived)
Must you be so blatant, manolith?
I'm trying to turn a blind eye, here.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:41, archived)
I'm trying to turn a blind eye, here.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:41, archived)
it was someone on reddit
i just went to r/freedonuts and followed the instructions. within 24 hours i had 10000 donuts. god knows what that's worth but it was piss-easy
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:50, archived)
i just went to r/freedonuts and followed the instructions. within 24 hours i had 10000 donuts. god knows what that's worth but it was piss-easy
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 14:50, archived)
thankyew mister lithoman thassa verr good quessshun
I think I'm going to open a can of soup, but maybe not for a couple of hours.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:15, archived)
I think I'm going to open a can of soup, but maybe not for a couple of hours.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:15, archived)
fish finger sarnies
been making pasta so I can't be bothered to do anything more elborate than that
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)
been making pasta so I can't be bothered to do anything more elborate than that
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)
ten thousand cannibals?
that seems like a lot. how on earth did you find them all?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 13:02, archived)
that seems like a lot. how on earth did you find them all?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 13:02, archived)
BIG EARS posted @ 9.11
big ears, ears two, two towers, two planes, 9/11.... Bill Cosby did this.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:15, archived)
big ears, ears two, two towers, two planes, 9/11.... Bill Cosby did this.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:15, archived)
I'm sure that the visually impaired will be thrilled that £1 coins are no longer shaped like £1 coins.
Or is this just Gideon's way of letting us know that the pound has fallen in value by 97%?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:38, archived)
Or is this just Gideon's way of letting us know that the pound has fallen in value by 97%?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:38, archived)
actually, guide dogs are trained to bark every time the blind person gives the wrong money to a cashier
they only stop when the correct change is given.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:39, archived)
they only stop when the correct change is given.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:39, archived)
And dogs can't look up and pigeons can't poo while they're flying
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)
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Let's hope that all counters will be lowered to dog eye level,
what with them being incapable of looking up.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:41, archived)
what with them being incapable of looking up.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:41, archived)
And who knows what the ukippers will say
It's changing the way it looks... but it looks like an old threepenny bit....old is good...but changing the pound is bad....CANNOT COMPUTE....explode.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)
It's changing the way it looks... but it looks like an old threepenny bit....old is good...but changing the pound is bad....CANNOT COMPUTE....explode.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)
98.75%
No wonder the economy is screwed if people don't know you get eighty threepenny bits in a pound.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:33, archived)
No wonder the economy is screwed if people don't know you get eighty threepenny bits in a pound.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 10:33, archived)
Why am I not surprised that you're the one
with an understanding of pre-decimal coinage?
Wouldn't it be 87.5% using eight threepennies per pound? Or is it wiser to just chuck maths out of the window where old money is concerned, given that it's nonsense?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)
with an understanding of pre-decimal coinage?
Wouldn't it be 87.5% using eight threepennies per pound? Or is it wiser to just chuck maths out of the window where old money is concerned, given that it's nonsense?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)
80
There are twenty shillings in a pound and twelve pennies in a shilling.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)
There are twenty shillings in a pound and twelve pennies in a shilling.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)
groats were silver coins and shekels were gold and roughly twice the size
so it would be the other way around and would depend on the silver/gold equivalence used in the currencies at the times
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:26, archived)
so it would be the other way around and would depend on the silver/gold equivalence used in the currencies at the times
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 12:26, archived)
this makes me sad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAHprLW48no
such a squandered premise
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:00, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAHprLW48no
such a squandered premise
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:00, archived)
Oh my good god
Kevin James and Adam Sandler. I thought it was common knowledge that those two actually suck comedy from a movie?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:04, archived)
Kevin James and Adam Sandler. I thought it was common knowledge that those two actually suck comedy from a movie?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:04, archived)
if you've got a decent amount of time, there's a great 2 part video about sandler movies
redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-jack-and-jill/
he's basically a con artist
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)
redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-jack-and-jill/
he's basically a con artist
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)
i do like Flamin Hot monster munch
and, if you count beanie hats, I do own two hats.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:07, archived)
and, if you count beanie hats, I do own two hats.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:07, archived)
I'm a bit late to this part of the thread,
but I would like to point out that James and Sandler are the very opposite of comedy.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:21, archived)
but I would like to point out that James and Sandler are the very opposite of comedy.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:21, archived)
he's been alright in two films in his entire career
maybe he's due his third
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)
maybe he's due his third
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)
I heard Sandler was good in Punch Drunk Love.
Is the other one The Wedding Singer?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:35, archived)
Is the other one The Wedding Singer?
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:35, archived)
My favourites are Tropic Thunder, Zoolander and the one about dodgeball
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)
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IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!
You started it, you can't tell me off.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:04, archived)
You started it, you can't tell me off.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 11:04, archived)
We're loving it loving it loving it, we're loving it like that!
Yo.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
Yo.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
hey two hats, come on right around
You was standing with a bottle of red wine
Ready to pour
Dressed in long black Satin and Lace to the floor
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
You was standing with a bottle of red wine
Ready to pour
Dressed in long black Satin and Lace to the floor
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
Maria Maria
She reminds me of a west side story
Growing up in Spanish Harlem
She's living the life just like a movie star
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:36, archived)
She reminds me of a west side story
Growing up in Spanish Harlem
She's living the life just like a movie star
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:36, archived)
Hey Tangle Wangle Quee
I got my new TC Flashback pedal last night. It's BEEZER. Loads of echoey madness.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:38, archived)
I got my new TC Flashback pedal last night. It's BEEZER. Loads of echoey madness.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:38, archived)
I prefer Fraiser over Norm
Norm seemed to have nothing going on in his life apart from drinking. Fraiser wanted to do things, sexual things.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
Norm seemed to have nothing going on in his life apart from drinking. Fraiser wanted to do things, sexual things.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
I liked it when his assistant was really thick and his boss was fit but uptight
then they left so the producers replaced them with an assistant who was really thick and a boss who was fit but uptight
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)
then they left so the producers replaced them with an assistant who was really thick and a boss who was fit but uptight
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)
one of the things I like best about craig david is the way he quite often says his name in his songs
tangledupinblue
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)
tangledupinblue
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)
Just had a nice text from some guys in Somalia
www.CalculateMyClaim.so English number +447958438185. Only about 10 people in the universe know my mobile number. Some fun to be had on the internet tonight.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 23:17, archived)
www.CalculateMyClaim.so English number +447958438185. Only about 10 people in the universe know my mobile number. Some fun to be had on the internet tonight.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 23:17, archived)
Whoops
sorry. Should have said probably best opened in a sandbox.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 23:29, archived)
sorry. Should have said probably best opened in a sandbox.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 23:29, archived)
hey ssg - what do you call a colour that doesn't exist?
a pigment of your imagination.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 0:20, archived)
a pigment of your imagination.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 0:20, archived)
hey ssg - What do you call a woman tied up at the jetty?
Maude.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 1:01, archived)
Maude.
( , Wed 18 Mar 2015, 1:01, archived)
if I left now it would take me 4 hours to get to Antwerp according to Google, what time are you leaving to get there
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 21:18, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 21:18, archived)
if I left now it would take me the rest of my natural life to get to Antwerp, and I would only get there by mistake
www.cavafy.com/poems/content.asp?cat=1&id=74
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 21:21, archived)
www.cavafy.com/poems/content.asp?cat=1&id=74
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 21:21, archived)
I'll probably wait til the morning, bit tired to start travelling now
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 21:43, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 21:43, archived)
124 hours for me
I can meet you on Sunday night but I might be a bit knackered
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 22:04, archived)
I can meet you on Sunday night but I might be a bit knackered
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 22:04, archived)
Doesn't matter really
if Google says it'll take four hours, that's what it will take. It would take me that to get to Dover. 2 hours to Dunkirk, then another two and a half up to Antwerp. So if the weather's nice I'll Patchmagic the lawn tomorrow.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 22:16, archived)
if Google says it'll take four hours, that's what it will take. It would take me that to get to Dover. 2 hours to Dunkirk, then another two and a half up to Antwerp. So if the weather's nice I'll Patchmagic the lawn tomorrow.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 22:16, archived)
it would take 6 hours and 50 minutes
i'll be about two hours closer this time tomorrow
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 22:36, archived)
i'll be about two hours closer this time tomorrow
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 22:36, archived)
I was going to be nasty to bou but I can't be bothered now
and now she's been banned it's not worth it
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:46, archived)
and now she's been banned it's not worth it
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:46, archived)
though her poetry considered legit.
on radio four
i find her a bore
and unfulfilling
of reith's remit
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)
on radio four
i find her a bore
and unfulfilling
of reith's remit
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)
look it up using an internet search engine such as BINg hahahaha
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 20:50, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 20:50, archived)
i wish i had £2M now,
i just realised 7000 acres is about the same size as Macau.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 21:15, archived)
i just realised 7000 acres is about the same size as Macau.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 21:15, archived)
All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:13, archived)
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FORUM USER WHINES ABOUT HOW IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE BECAUSE ALL MY MATES HAVE MOVED ON
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:18, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:18, archived)
If you can listen to Against All Odds without crying, you're dead inside
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)
I remember feeling unwell a while back and stayed up and watched Buster
I couldn't sleep at all that night because i felt so sick.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)
I couldn't sleep at all that night because i felt so sick.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)
lol
I've not seen that for a long time. Also, don't forget his unforgettable cameo in Hook.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:32, archived)
I've not seen that for a long time. Also, don't forget his unforgettable cameo in Hook.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:32, archived)
And no, I'm not confusing him with Bob Hoskins
that has been pointed out to me before.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:33, archived)
that has been pointed out to me before.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:33, archived)
i didn't believe phil collins was in hook, so i checked out his wiki page
turns out he was, wowsers
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:40, archived)
turns out he was, wowsers
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:40, archived)
came across this on his wiki page too
"In 2005, he donated autographed drum sticks in support of PETA's campaign against Kentucky Fried Chicken."
i assumed they were talking about chicken drum sticks which seemed inappropriate and also how would he sign them?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:42, archived)
"In 2005, he donated autographed drum sticks in support of PETA's campaign against Kentucky Fried Chicken."
i assumed they were talking about chicken drum sticks which seemed inappropriate and also how would he sign them?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:42, archived)
surely it would just disappear as some of the breadcrumbs fell away
unless it's just a raw drumstick, then it would be like writing on skin, i suppose
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
unless it's just a raw drumstick, then it would be like writing on skin, i suppose
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
Mother fucker
The boo box. I didn't know that was her. I knew about Gwyneth Paltrow of course, but I had no idea that was Glenn Close. Well you live and learn.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:42, archived)
The boo box. I didn't know that was her. I knew about Gwyneth Paltrow of course, but I had no idea that was Glenn Close. Well you live and learn.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:42, archived)
rob returns after his long walk in the cursed earth and wonders why it's all so quiet
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:23, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:23, archived)
"I asked /talk for a newsletter subject line after whining that they were all nasty bullies and got an appropriate response"
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
I am wearing new shoes today they are proper fucking up my feet
any advice on how to help this issue would be greatly recieved.
EDIT: I dont want to cut my feet off or kill myself.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)
any advice on how to help this issue would be greatly recieved.
EDIT: I dont want to cut my feet off or kill myself.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)
Its a good idea but I shall have to take this under advisement.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:20, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:20, archived)
take them back to the shop and get a refund then spend them on a pair that fits
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:10, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:10, archived)
well, if you really want to fuck your feet up you could just try hitting them with a hammer until you've boroken all the bones
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:13, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:13, archived)
limp back to the shop, cut off your feet in the entrance and throw them at the clerk
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
hide the shoes from yourself and try to forget you bought them
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)
Housemates from Hell
I once had a flatmate who was so lazy he had a fungus growing in a cup in his bedroom - it was white and whispy so he nicknamed it "Albert". Tell us your tale of living with the disturbed, the odd, the fragile and the downright filthy.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
I once had a flatmate who was so lazy he had a fungus growing in a cup in his bedroom - it was white and whispy so he nicknamed it "Albert". Tell us your tale of living with the disturbed, the odd, the fragile and the downright filthy.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
hey look at my amazing new socks
big long facebook link that may not work
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
big long facebook link that may not work
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
Can't get on facebook at work, soz
I'm sure they're amazing though
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)
I'm sure they're amazing though
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)
Can't get on imgur at work, soz
I'm sure they're amazing though
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:07, archived)
I'm sure they're amazing though
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:07, archived)
tell us about your worst servant then, little lord fauntleroy.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:24, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:24, archived)
Oh okay you're uspet that I've never been poor enough to need to share a house, sorry about that.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:25, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:25, archived)
This is dumb for even your Questions/efforts.
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:23, archived)
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:23, archived)
every time someone says something like this i wonder just where are these people who still love this place?
come on, where are you hiding, you sanctimonious pricks?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:26, archived)
come on, where are you hiding, you sanctimonious pricks?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:26, archived)
worse than that
this particular explosion of snot and tears was over the honour of /calendar
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:28, archived)
this particular explosion of snot and tears was over the honour of /calendar
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:28, archived)
the /calendar upset was the only upset that actually made me laugh out loud
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)
it truly was magnificent
who cares about /calendar that much. maybe we should set up a yearly event where we have a moment's silence in respect of the calendar
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, archived)
who cares about /calendar that much. maybe we should set up a yearly event where we have a moment's silence in respect of the calendar
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:41, archived)
have you noticed how much slower you are at things since you turned 30?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
I dunno, seems like nobody really cares now, unless you count this one
www.b3ta.com/questions/housematesIII/post2480705
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)
www.b3ta.com/questions/housematesIII/post2480705
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)
Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:23, archived)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:23, archived)
I have a few marks on my hands, as a result of being clumsy around knives,
plus a kink across the top of one ear where it was sliced off after my head went thorough a glass door.
Nothing to impress the ladies, so I rely on my manly jawline and luscious hair.
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( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:27, archived)
I like it when big hairy men rub their balls on my face. I may try and deny this in future but believe me, it is 100% true. Also, whatever it is you're having for dinner, you're wrong.
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( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
I once saw Alexei Sayle in the northbound car park of Keele Services on the M6.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
I don't really see what this has to do with me enjoying my lovely holiday in Seville.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)
Hi kids!
Who has the best scars? Chicks dig a man with scars. A dueling scar on the cheek is considered sexier than a botched appendectomy scar or that one you got from picking your zits too often.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)
Who has the best scars? Chicks dig a man with scars. A dueling scar on the cheek is considered sexier than a botched appendectomy scar or that one you got from picking your zits too often.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)
oh shit, bro
I'm sorry. It's just that new threads happen so often that the occasional clash is inevitable.
If it's any consolation, people who suck e-fags should be scarred for life.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:34, archived)
I'm sorry. It's just that new threads happen so often that the occasional clash is inevitable.
If it's any consolation, people who suck e-fags should be scarred for life.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:34, archived)
theoretically
I can post with this account with a minor faff from a PC but I'm on a promise to manolith not to be a dick.
Rob did offer my old man river account the qotw Moderator job
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:36, archived)
I can post with this account with a minor faff from a PC but I'm on a promise to manolith not to be a dick.
Rob did offer my old man river account the qotw Moderator job
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:36, archived)
I'm sort of regretting turning it down
I'm not even slightly busy this week so could have been up to some mischief
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:38, archived)
I'm not even slightly busy this week so could have been up to some mischief
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:38, archived)
i fancy winning a qftw, so i've just taken the most popular answer from the last time this question was asked and posted it as my own
not even read it
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:41, archived)
not even read it
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:41, archived)
I've got a few
My best one is from when part of my face was torn asunder when I was a child. My second favourite is the one on my wrist (ganglion removal) that looks like a happy whale:
._____.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:33, archived)
My best one is from when part of my face was torn asunder when I was a child. My second favourite is the one on my wrist (ganglion removal) that looks like a happy whale:
._____.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:33, archived)
it's understandable
You were a very ugly baby and midwives have a very tough job
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)
You were a very ugly baby and midwives have a very tough job
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)
They did warn me, to be fair
Stop crying or we'll slash you up
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)
Stop crying or we'll slash you up
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)
I've got one on my knee from when I fell over aged 11, but I'm not aware of ever getting any chicks as a result
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:37, archived)
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my knuckles are all scarred up like a prize fighter
but it's basically cos I'm clumsy as fuck
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)
but it's basically cos I'm clumsy as fuck
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)
I have a few marks on my hands, as a result of being clumsy around knives,
plus a kink across the top of one ear where it was sliced off after my head went thorough a glass door.
Nothing to impress the ladies, so I rely on my manly jawline and luscious hair.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:42, archived)
plus a kink across the top of one ear where it was sliced off after my head went thorough a glass door.
Nothing to impress the ladies, so I rely on my manly jawline and luscious hair.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:42, archived)
I've got a scar that runs from the top of my forehead, in s fairly straight line over the crown of my head for about 4 inches.
Only a centimetre or two is visible, as my hairline gets in the way.
I got it from a headbutting competition. I'm not even joking, that is how stupid I am.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:42, archived)
Only a centimetre or two is visible, as my hairline gets in the way.
I got it from a headbutting competition. I'm not even joking, that is how stupid I am.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:42, archived)
it wasn't even done to impress a girl, it was caused because someone said that I had a "poofs head"
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
well, I have a poofier head than the guy that cracked my head open,
but a less poofy head than Tom and Utah who gave up before me.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
but a less poofy head than Tom and Utah who gave up before me.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
I remember my headbutting phase.
School desks, lockers, and car park ticket machines all fell before my mighty dome. Not so the concrete lamppost, after which I gave up my feats of cranial destruction.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
School desks, lockers, and car park ticket machines all fell before my mighty dome. Not so the concrete lamppost, after which I gave up my feats of cranial destruction.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
I'm really not looking forward to my son becoming a teenager
boys are such fucking idiots
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
boys are such fucking idiots
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
Mine already think that teenagers are idiots.
I fear this gives them carte blanche, when their time comes.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:09, archived)
I fear this gives them carte blanche, when their time comes.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:09, archived)
Mine was from being hit by a bus, because I crossed the road without looking
how I didn't see the thing coming, I don't know. I was 10 at the time.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:45, archived)
how I didn't see the thing coming, I don't know. I was 10 at the time.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:45, archived)
Fucking hell
So I lived in Leigh Park, and I'm dead in Copnor. Awesome.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
So I lived in Leigh Park, and I'm dead in Copnor. Awesome.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
maybe you were temporarily blinded by the thought of getting a new toy.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
That;s possible
That happens now, to be fair. Incidentally, my TC Electronic Flashback pedal should be at home waiting for me when I get in. Bags of echoey goodness.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
That happens now, to be fair. Incidentally, my TC Electronic Flashback pedal should be at home waiting for me when I get in. Bags of echoey goodness.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
nothing, just been thrashing it at practice a lot as my secondary bass is out of action*
So just having it all made perfect as we've got a gig coming.
*halfway through putting new pick ups in and have got side tracked rubbing it down as the bare Wood look is cool
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
So just having it all made perfect as we've got a gig coming.
*halfway through putting new pick ups in and have got side tracked rubbing it down as the bare Wood look is cool
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
Fair enough
I almost bought a hofner violin bass this year, but got some other stuff instead. Maybe next year.
How did you find this anecdote? Interesting or....?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:59, archived)
I almost bought a hofner violin bass this year, but got some other stuff instead. Maybe next year.
How did you find this anecdote? Interesting or....?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:59, archived)
I once spent perhaps more time than is conducive to academic success learning several of Macca's more interesting bass lines
it was fun
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:24, archived)
it was fun
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:24, archived)
I bet it was
There's a video on the youtube somewhere of my cousin and I playing One After 909, with him on bass. Really cool bassline.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:27, archived)
There's a video on the youtube somewhere of my cousin and I playing One After 909, with him on bass. Really cool bassline.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:27, archived)
Scar on my leg from when I fell off a small stack of pallets
that's what you get for working quickly and carelessly
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
that's what you get for working quickly and carelessly
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
I've got a scar on my leg from when I jumped out of a dinghy and landed on a second world war sea defence that was hiding just below the surface
Dunno who they were expecting to invade in 1985
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
Dunno who they were expecting to invade in 1985
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
I'd "open" her "chocolate orange" if you know what I mean and I think you do know what I mean.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
Haha I think it's a thinly veiled reference to making some sort of physical contact with her vagina!
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:22, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:22, archived)
it's definitely something quite rude I should imagine oo-er eh? eh?
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:23, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:23, archived)
They sure are
Especially seeing as how you went in to have your wisdom teeth out
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
Especially seeing as how you went in to have your wisdom teeth out
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
i've got a scar on my shin because i tried to ride a skateboard down a slide
and went shin first into a seesaw
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)
and went shin first into a seesaw
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)
There's one on my foot, threw a drill onto a shelf, it immediately fell off and went right through my foot
I'm a bit of a mong, you see
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I'm a bit of a mong, you see
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
have a scar through my eye brow after someone smashed a bottle over my head
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
removing a finger tip leaves no scar surprisingly, ive loads of others tho
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:14, archived)
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:14, archived)
i reckon you've got about 7 other finger tips
i guess that's loads
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)
i guess that's loads
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)
just wanted to share a comment with you on e-cigs being included in the inflation basket
If the fool at ONS want to put dangerous & offensive products into the index why not legal highs or the costs of grooming children for sex!!!
E cigarettes are appalling offensive devices used by addicts to flaunt their addiction. I have had to put up with their stink on crowded trains and it is both dangerous and objectionable.
E Cigarettes must be banned ASAP as should all tobacco products.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:26, archived)
If the fool at ONS want to put dangerous & offensive products into the index why not legal highs or the costs of grooming children for sex!!!
E cigarettes are appalling offensive devices used by addicts to flaunt their addiction. I have had to put up with their stink on crowded trains and it is both dangerous and objectionable.
E Cigarettes must be banned ASAP as should all tobacco products.
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:26, archived)
they do, that's why we had to pay some money back
turns out drugs and illegal sex are great for the economy
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)
turns out drugs and illegal sex are great for the economy
( , Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)
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