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Lads?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 13 Jun 2015, 5:48, archived)
eh?
lads?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 22:26, archived)
Im not gay, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 22:28, archived)
Methinks the mongy doth protest too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 23:07, archived)
Always m.o.b

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 23:15, archived)
Total recall just started on itv

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 23:26, archived)
haha yeah, can't live with them and can't live without them.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 22:35, archived)
IT'S RAINING MEN!
HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING MEN!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 22:53, archived)

A-Men!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 22:56, archived)
bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 23:21, archived)
what do you think this is, some kind of gay dating agency?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 23:51, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 20:05, archived)
no.
never again.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 20:09, archived)
Oh come on

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 20:19, archived)
you wa bum!

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 20:19, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 20:20, archived)
yeah, just had a lovely dinner and now i'm going to smoke some massive drugs

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 20:23, archived)
Turns out that bottle-conditioned beer gives me wind.
Enter at your peril.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 22:08, archived)
So, friday night then

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 18:29, archived)
Seems that way.
See you in another 7 days then.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 18:38, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 18:49, archived)
no.
never again.
(CrassWar, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 18:56, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 19:05, archived)
alright planearm anything good on the telly ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 18:58, archived)
friday night is music night!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALm2oLNAt0
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 19:49, archived)
Dusty finished.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 14:28, archived)
^Knobclocker

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 14:32, archived)
^clobknocker

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 14:37, archived)
^clockbonker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 14:40, archived)
^conkerblock

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 14:43, archived)
Ted Rogers must be devastated.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 14:46, archived)
Rip Rogers, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 16:24, archived)
Call Of Dusty?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 15:22, archived)
^blobbyblobbyblobby

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 15:35, archived)
Make sure you wipe it afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 18:27, archived)
News quiz in the absence of the Doveston
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33092884
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:40, archived)
3/7

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:42, archived)
4/7
a disappointing score, since the ones I got right were food-and-bint related
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:50, archived)
4 out of 7
because I am such a grrrmachine fan
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:43, archived)
isn't everybody?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:45, archived)
I am reading that in several tones of voice

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:46, archived)
+ n
ISN'T EVERYBODY?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:57, archived)
nope, i've always assumed you sound like joe pasquale

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 14:37, archived)
haha oh no that's going to be difficult for me to forget :D

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 14:58, archived)
4/7

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 13:14, archived)
9/11

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 13:16, archived)
this is nonsense
you are nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 13:58, archived)

this is nonsense
you are nonsense
squeakysqueakysqueakysqueak
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 15:00, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 15:37, archived)
I'm eating coconut mushrooms. U jelly?
u jelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:39, archived)
not really no

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:41, archived)
u jelly

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:05, archived)
I don't see why you would ruin coconut by introducing it to a mushroom

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 12:13, archived)
Today's threads have been shit so far
What's not shit? You know, what's actually quite good when you think about it?

I can't decide if Kung Fury is good or shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:27, archived)
Inception.
No, not really, it was pants.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:42, archived)
Kung Fu Hustle is the best kung fu film.
In fact it may well be the best film, full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:52, archived)

hustle panda
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:21, archived)
i think you are right

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:26, archived)
Miley Cyrus.
She's a true feminist icon.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:13, archived)
This site.
C:
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:26, archived)
You know what B3ta needs?
ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:42, archived)
Nope, next

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:43, archived)
Alligator Shitfuck all night long

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:44, archived)
Well yes, if you're intending to put it out of its misery. It certainly needs that.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:48, archived)
Apparently "Trogons are a treat for your computer"

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:50, archived)
I made up a new swear word
"Knobclocker". Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:00, archived)
it's a perfect fit for the FAQ

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:00, archived)
bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:01, archived)
Yeah, that's sort of what it means
Someone who likes looking at (or 'clocking') knobs. Although I'd be happy to hear anyone else's interpretation on the meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:26, archived)
Go try it out on /board a bit, see what sort of response it gets.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:08, archived)
No, I can't have anything vaguely resembling child porn on this computer

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:29, archived)
sounds like someone who punches people in the dick

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:26, archived)
Yes yes, perhaps

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:27, archived)
I'm going for a picnic near a mediaeval castle this weekend
What word do you insist on spelling a particular way?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:05, archived)
I can only see this thread revitalising this forum, come on lurkers get involved in this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:10, archived)
I hear there are a lot of spelling fans out there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:13, archived)
Everyone loves a bit of pendantry!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:14, archived)
I fucking love necklaces

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)
It's why countdown is the most watched tv program globally

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:16, archived)
do you ever have a picnic, down by the lake?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)
Im not sure what that would involve

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:17, archived)
a colourful blanket to sit on, presumably
maybe some sandwiches you made at home, or some olives, I dunno really. One of those pre-cooked chickens from the supermarket? There's no romance in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:22, archived)
Then no I don't, I mainly eat fried food

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:25, archived)
Yeah, but what about colourful blankets

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:41, archived)
Nah I sit in a chair, you can get a decent one for about 50 quid

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:43, archived)
I'm sure a nice blanket with a waterproofed underside can be had for a lot less than that
Then you can lay back and eat your quarter-pounder Roman style
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:45, archived)
I've got a bedchair if I want to lay down, used to use my mum's sun loungers as a kid, pissed her right off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:48, archived)

chair pan
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 11:24, archived)
yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:13, archived)
donut

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:14, archived)
bendrofluomethiazide

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)

bendro
uomethiaz
e
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:16, archived)
Bendro was the best Thundercat.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:17, archived)
Cats with tits

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:18, archived)
BREAK THE INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:20, archived)
I've had the complete Thundercats collection of DVD for about 5 years
and never watched them
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:42, archived)
I borrowed the first disc off Lovefilm.
The kids weren't overly impressed. Still, all the 'cats are naked, in the pilot episode.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:52, archived)
from what I can remember, all the work went into the title sequence, the character art and animation in the show itself was fucking horrendous
although the painted backgrounds were very nice, as is the case in most old tv cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:54, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:16, archived)
you idiot, it's spelt:
"        "

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:23, archived)
is that upper or lower case?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:24, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:36, archived)
Bumwhole

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:30, archived)
I'd like to visit there one day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:34, archived)
Well this sickens me, it's OK brute forcing passwords of un used accounts but using a dead forum members account is sick, you've gone to far this time shambles

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:41, archived)
i used to live in a place called 'portchester' which idiots would spell without the first t
that mildly infuriated me

this is a shit question, grrr
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:36, archived)
My house in on a road that isn't called 'Bumhole Road', but that will do.
Some people that live there think it's 'Bumholes Road' and sometimes 'Bumhole's Road'. It isn't, and that mildly infuriates me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:41, archived)
I was going to ask about picnics and castles and weekend plans
but then that pedantic spelling sidetracked me. I'll let someone else ask the picnic/castle/weekend plan question once this thread runs out of steam.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:41, archived)
My mate got nicked fishing Leeds castles most, some big lumps in there tho so worth the risk

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:49, archived)
probably going to take the woman there in early July
she likes olde worlde England stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:19, archived)
i still would have talked about portchester

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:12, archived)
morning
Nothing to see here move along
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 7:23, archived)
alright spanishfly
how's the baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 7:30, archived)
Alright
Yeah he is doing great now, thanks for asking.

I also now know the true meaning of sleep deprivation
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:40, archived)
hail and well met, fellow

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:26, archived)
Alright gunslinger

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:40, archived)
remember when we used to shorten morning to "fuck off, nonce"?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:27, archived)
"f'once"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:32, archived)
funt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:35, archived)
oh, you twunt!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:41, archived)
fucksocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:42, archived)

socks lift

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaargh.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:45, archived)
It's been a while

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:41, archived)
oh right I'll wait for the next thread then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:57, archived)
hijacking this for a dusty rhodes subthread
rip
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:04, archived)
News of The Dream's death has brought me back from the netherworld
#DancingFatties
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:06, archived)
i hope they don't give him a polka dot coffin

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:08, archived)
Poor Sweet Sapphire :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:09, archived)
Your presence here is directly contradicting my sig.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:15, archived)
i'm interested to see how they handle it on the shows
cody is supposed to be an insane heel right now but i'd be surprised if they didn't have him break character to say a few words, and it'd be weird to have him go back to the stardust character after that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:22, archived)
take me home, dusty rhodes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:11, archived)
I always preferred his brother fender anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)
He always had a little donkey on him

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:13, archived)
so it's true then, you're not dead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:14, archived)
rumours of my colon have been greatly exaggerated

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 9:31, archived)
KNOBSACK.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 18:46, archived)
as schtick goes
this one's pretty shit.

It's up there with "it's only a puppet!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 19:02, archived)
wait that was a puppet?
omg i feel such a fool :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 22:35, archived)
yer, go on then,

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 19:10, archived)
they sell knitted knobsacks, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 19:19, archived)
Front page this , Oh hahahaha you ain't got any, lols

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 19:22, archived)
well I guess it's hard when you have no discernable talent.
He has written a book on pig noncing but I don't think that really counts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 20:23, archived)
When did they all get so precious ? Even that dull fucklift cunt is here now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 20:45, archived)
there has been a lot of upset recently

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:10, archived)
why can't you awful qotw trolls leave us artists alone to produce our art and unconditionally praise one another

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:12, archived)
This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:14, archived)
What's your fucking problem mate?
I've been nothing but polite to you.

Go fuck yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:22, archived)
*feck

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:29, archived)
Hahaha, I've had one and I've posted like three images ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:56, archived)
Good toe-wanking story on your profile. How old was the girl? Very young, I suspect.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:32, archived)
Like Mr Tea "goes out" or meets "girls"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 8:38, archived)
Oh man, the butthurt! The EPIC butthurt!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 12 Jun 2015, 10:08, archived)
yeh, n1

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 19:28, archived)
Lower it in my mouth then
Alright? Juicer time? Hahahahaha yeah
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 20:04, archived)
Oh hahahahahahahaha , fucklift lols

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 20:47, archived)
Hahahaha yeah
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 20:47, archived)
hahahaha yeah atomic hahahaha pedro hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 20:58, archived)
BFF :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:13, archived)
I don't understand you, I don't speak beaker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:29, archived)
Hahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:36, archived)
Hahahaha hahahaha, I love your stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:41, archived)
And I love your comments

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:52, archived)
Piss off Mark Woods

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 20:20, archived)
oh hi mark

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:01, archived)
I did not hit her

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:11, archived)
Names mean nothing
His cock size or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:54, archived)
I know you are! But...





...what am I?????
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 21:55, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 17:44, archived)
Everybody's dead Dave

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 17:47, archived)
I'm not dave
Mongy is.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 18:04, archived)
mongy's dead?
Nnnnooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 18:14, archived)
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
be happy he's reunited with his finger in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 18:23, archived)
alright lord horblington

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 18:23, archived)
sweet as, beer gardens busy tho, solar powered drinkers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 18:36, archived)
RIP Dracula
Mr Lee is dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:30, archived)
Bruce Lee has been dead for ages

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:31, archived)
oh you fucker

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:33, archived)
lol, gutted

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:13, archived)
And Brandon. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:13, archived)
Rusty is still going though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:21, archived)
So long as nothing happens to Stewart

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:36, archived)
died in 1973 m8, do keep up

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:32, archived)
I'll wait until someone on /board makes a fitting tribute before I express my views about his death

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:36, archived)
oh, cool, someone's already done it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:38, archived)
What are your views on an old man dying then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:40, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:41, archived)
Could someone pop over to /board and be indignant at me calling Lee a paedo, ta

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:36, archived)
I'm v upset with you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:42, archived)
we have a right laugh here, hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:46, archived)
Oh hahaha , ta

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:44, archived)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:47, archived)
uh-oh! Someone is upset online now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 14:17, archived)
KNOBSACK

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 14:22, archived)
he does do creative swearing well

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 14:25, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:41, archived)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 15:23, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:39, archived)
i hope he recorded more heavy metal albums before he passed on

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:02, archived)
This being Christopher Lee I would say his best work in this regard is probably still to come.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 13:14, archived)
I've seen him die so many times,
I don't know whether to believe this one.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 14:29, archived)
vibrating palm innit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 15:21, archived)
The world needs gay babies
These babies are gay: gaybabiescalendar.com/
(iwrite4u, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:06, archived)
why were you searching for gay babies?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:20, archived)
gay paedo sex tourist

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:23, archived)
bit weird

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:23, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:27, archived)
might gaz manolith to remove this filth

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:28, archived)
I see you were sent here from /links. I'm afraid you were mis-informed, pictures of gay babies belong on /board.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:38, archived)

pictures of
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:53, archived)
brilliantly done :)

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 11:02, archived)
forwarded this thread and your ip address to the police, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:12, archived)
Spent a lot of time looking for this did you?
Some sort of a perv are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 14:57, archived)
Not sure if people are really this dumb ...
... not to realise it's a spoof site supporting the idea that your sexuality is decided at birth, or are being obtuse.

My money's on the former.
(iwrite4u, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 17:31, archived)
I seriously doubt anyone even clicked it.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 23:50, archived)
'ning!
Remember when we used to shorten "morning" to just "'ning"? I do.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 7:28, archived)

*galomps*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:04, archived)
mor
ning
there's not enough ning
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:06, archived)
well, how can there be when they shut down all the ning mines

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:10, archived)
I'm gonna 'ning you so hard

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:11, archived)
i remember some dirty old man used to tell us everyday how horny he was, hopefully he's in prison now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:17, archived)
It was a way of being "inventive" I believe

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:17, archived)
ningholes!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:35, archived)
busier times, mm, people just didn't have time to type out a whole greeting

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:44, archived)
A busier time when I could hit F5 and expect the page to change.
Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:46, archived)
or smaller herons
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:53, archived)
Most of it was just baldmonkey and other beakers tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:04, archived)
I think this may even have been pre-baldmonkey.
Unthinkable.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:18, archived)
I was so busy I had to create a bot to do all my posts for me!
Come to think of it, I'm still pretty busy. Maybe this forum would benefit from a 'ningbot
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:03, archived)
The bots were an improvement on your normal posts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:06, archived)
ning mon

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:49, archived)
Georgia

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:53, archived)
only until midday, then it's
'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:16, archived)
only until dinner time, then it's
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:18, archived)
we're an imaginative bunch

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:25, archived)
Pah, I remember when this was all bummings.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:19, archived)
*bums*
My efforts to revive this trend are never well received.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:34, archived)
That's because you are a stranger to the concepts of lube and foreplay.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:46, archived)
and washing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:47, archived)
My love making is forthright and efficient.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:48, archived)
How very German.
Do you have a blond tache/mullet combo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:51, archived)
I wish!
Stubble/pony tail, not very sexy, more than a little rapey.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 9:56, archived)
gaz me pics

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 10:02, archived)
You'll have to content yourself with my profile picture,
which dates from my short-haired days.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:28, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 23:46, archived)
bit needy, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 23:56, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 23:57, archived)
nah not really gobbo, you're alright you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 23:58, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 0:00, archived)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 2:35, archived)
eveninh
and a bonus alright for mongy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 20:33, archived)
Hi ed, how's mungo?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 20:39, archived)
she's belter mate

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 20:43, archived)
Good news, I don't have any pet company anymore, I'm out too much anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 20:50, archived)
how is that good news?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:31, archived)
Belter means outstanding doesn't it? I don't honestly care if your dogs dead, I'm busy now, bye

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:38, archived)
oh i thought you meant it was good news that you dont have pet company anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 23:08, archived)
eveninjaning

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 20:40, archived)
gobling

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Jun 2015, 21:30, archived)
SSG.
How goes things? There are no instructions on the back of this small person that has invaded my home I think he might be faulty. Any advice?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:31, archived)
do what friz would do

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:38, archived)
Enlighten me

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:49, archived)
try some new batteries

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:43, archived)
AA? AAA? square?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:50, archived)
Car

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 23:08, archived)
Fuck now I need jump leads

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 23:42, archived)
Send him back where he came from

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:53, archived)
I have made some...shall we say modifications now.
Warranty is void.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 23:43, archived)
Chopped the legs off?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 1:31, archived)
Well I had to fit the batteries somewhere
Now I know what the soft spot on the head was for.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 8:18, archived)
Wife's off being sick again, imma make me a negroni.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:41, archived)
i love negronis
but i have them without the vermouth and i substitute tonic water for the campari and a lemon slice for the orange peel.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 22:56, archived)
you're doing it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 23:46, archived)
yeah yeah anyway
what's for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:43, archived)
Dunno, stale bread probably
I am not a duck though, I want to be clear on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:47, archived)

good disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:53, archived)
I don't drive red cars

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:13, archived)

blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:44, archived)
Oh no!
The bridge is gone!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:47, archived)
run it under the tap and then put it in the oven for a few minutes

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:58, archived)
I could walk downstairs to the bakery, buy it fresh, walk upstairs and eat it
quicker than that Blue fucking Peter cookery bodge
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:06, archived)
well that's fine if you want to be lazy and wasteful

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:22, archived)
Chewing gum. It's the lunch that keeps on giving!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:04, archived)
You won't be laughing when you're rolled off to the juicing room.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:11, archived)
that's rich coming from you, augustus gloop

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:13, archived)
I am often stuck up the chocolate pipe, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 13:20, archived)
ham and crab sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:04, archived)
i imagine this is either a crab between two hams or a ham between two crabs

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:08, archived)
i'll leave it to your imagination

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:29, archived)
I reckon the Holy Bible might have something against that.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:13, archived)
winnie the pooh might, too
but i don't believe in that, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:29, archived)
Don't come crying to me when you find yourself condemned to an eternity of
despair in the pit of Eyeore.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:33, archived)
Maybe they'll give you a small balloon to hold on to, and float you above Hades,
while angry bees chase you and a small boy takes potshots with a air rifle.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:40, archived)
i'll use a straw to shoot the bees at people
especially the little fucker with the air rifle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 15:42, archived)
Caffeine has worn off now, carry on.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 10:49, archived)
^ worst Sid James film ever

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:00, archived)
Carry On Comedown
The porn version of said worst film.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:41, archived)
Surely a porn version of a Carry On film makes the whole Carry-On element redundant

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)
Unless it's just some old Cockney brass with droopy tits and two heart-shaped sequined stickers
calling herself "Baps Windsor".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 11:58, archived)
it would be full of nuendo,
people saying disgusting sounding things that are really about house prices.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:00, archived)
I just tried writing some nuendo but it just came out like innuendo
I'm not sure I'm feeling the difference here, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:08, archived)
yeah i might have got the two mixed up a bit,
i'm going to have to go and have a think about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:12, archived)
Maybe nuendo is just when Americans point out that some innuendo sounds like its about sex
"Like OH MY GOD he offered me a MUFFIN and WINKED at me, "like, what a CREEEEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:17, archived)
or it would be like
Barbara Windsor walks in with her massive chebs out and goes "i need you to do your tax return" and the other person gives her a box of drawing pins
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:25, archived)

"I know where you can stick those, if you know what I mean"

"Now you may feel a little prick"

"Check out the size of my rebate"

"I just need your nipple, sorry, your initial here"

No, I just can't do nuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:31, archived)
I don't know, the excessive caffeine on an empty stomach has scrambled my mind a bit.
I should be doing invoices. The question is: do I wait until it clears up and waste more time, or jump in and have even more coffee to get it done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:01, archived)
run around in circles for a few minutes,
squawking and flapping your arms like a chicken might also help but is optional.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:03, archived)
You appear to be having difficulty with typing whole words and sentences today.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:06, archived)
oh yeah,
what happened there, brain
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:07, archived)
Stop trying to make your shit office job sound more exciting than it really is

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:08, archived)
What office?
Silly Grrrmachine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:14, archived)
So you're dealing with financial documents, at home, "overdosing" on caffeine
What's up, did you heap the teaspoon too high with Gold Blend? Or is the sheer adrenaline of using Excel getting too much for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:27, archived)
he calls them invoices,
really they are benefits claim forms
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:28, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:30, archived)
Excel is very exciting though.
As for the Gold Blend slur... I think your lack of decent car is making you lash out more and more. Get that Jaaaaaaag pronto!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:29, archived)
excel is a massive shit in digital form

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:30, archived)
It's better than any other spreadsheet software on any platform.
You can't dispute this, as it is well known fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:32, archived)
yeah it's the most spreadshitey spreadshite there is

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:35, archived)
i feel like in-voices are enough of a problem for you already

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:10, archived)
I am not Dekion.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2015, 12:15, archived)

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