Cheers

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:28, archived)

Alright mate. I've had a fairly busy day.
And most of it outside. Also, I get to go to a farm next week, I like farms. Also, someone stole a ladder and no one can find it and the porters are in trouble for not seeing someone knicking a fucking 10ft steel ladder and also Gerald told me that I would have to get new trousers because the college badge fell off and then told me I was a poof because I just sewed it back on.

That is all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 15:31, archived)

Well he's right, you are a bit of a poof

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:33, archived)

THAT'S NOT THE POINT WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 15:39, archived)

I AM GERALD
o_o
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:03, archived)

dun dun duuuuuuuun!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:04, archived)

wow, you've had quite a day

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:35, archived)

I'll need a warm milk and a nap.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 15:39, archived)

Gerald and my brother would get on well
Someone parked a car across my brother's driveway. He takes a picture of the car and its plate, then posts it on facebook with the comment "it's the jungle bunnies who live down the road ! Fuckin banana eating tree swinging retards!"

And yet, I've seen my own brother eat a banana himself.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:39, archived)

Is your brother a member of Britain first?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 15:42, archived)

I found out at the weekend that my brother has had a massive tattoo of a skinhead on a crucifix done on his arm
so that's nice
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7937058
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:51, archived)

No, but I think he'd like to be
He's joined a group of skinheads who "definitely aren't racist" in spite of one of their top guys having a swastika tattoo on his fucking face
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:53, archived)

'just an interest in military history'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:54, archived)

"it's an idian symbol ACKSHULLY"

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:55, archived)

And yet if you ask them when they got into Jainism
They'll probably say they don't know anybody called Jane or something
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:59, archived)

did he say why?
it'd have to be a chuffing good reason
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:54, archived)

see the post above
I think it's to impress his new skinhead mates. Fucking moron.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:54, archived)

How old/thick is your brother?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:55, archived)

35, extremely

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:55, archived)

You'd think all that silliness would be behind him by now.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:56, archived)

sadly no
he literally never learns from any of his mistakes, and everything is someone else's fault. It's very frustrating.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:57, archived)

families, eh?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:07, archived)

iceberg, tip, etc

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:09, archived)

is this a sex thing?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:10, archived)

Well 200 men have gone down on me!
jajajaja
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:11, archived)

Sorry, that wasn't clear, was it
It was supposed to be a Titanic gag, and I seem to have gotten carried away. My brain doesn't do well in the summer months.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:12, archived)

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:17, archived)

Come on, you can see the thought process

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:19, archived)

You must have a lot on your brine.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:26, archived)

i got it
must be because we're in SINK
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:21, archived)

oh HO!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:22, archived)

oh YO
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:24, archived)

lol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:24, archived)

I think it was only TOO clear, two hats

( vladimir, Mon 16 May 2016, 18:08, archived)

JESUS WAS A SLAPHEAD

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:36, archived)

#kentishman
Or #manofkent, I forget the difference.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:41, archived)

Cheers

( MONO!, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:32, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:32, archived)

Cheers

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:34, archived)

making your way in the world today takes everything you've got

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:36, archived)

Naturally, I have a 'Cheers' t-shirt
as part of the 'classic TV' section of my t-shirt museum
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:40, archived)

Oh mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 15:42, archived)

I know, I *am* super cool, aren't I

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:47, archived)

naturally he has a 'cheese' stain
as part of the 'classic messes' section of whatever he's currently wearing
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:49, archived)

well that's also true

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:49, archived)

I need to smell you

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:50, archived)

I'm a treat for all the senses, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:51, archived)

with the right breeze, you can

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:55, archived)

talk about head wind

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:56, archived)

I'm gale for you

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:57, archived)

*gusts*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:57, archived)

'classic TV' section of my t-shirt Legless
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:43, archived)

Skål

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:37, archived)

chairs

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:42, archived)

Queefs

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:46, archived)

iechyd dda

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:54, archived)

nice

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:55, archived)

i have a miniature of whiskey with this on it but there's only one d in da
has it been wrong all this time?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:58, archived)

the doveston has a stutter

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:58, archived)

the ddoveston

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:02, archived)

it's poison throw it away with extreme prejudice

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:00, archived)

^

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:01, archived)

well, it's the isle of wight's problem now

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:04, archived)

mr manolith here is that miniture whisky you ordered
www.whiskyfun.com/Material16/Olivier-Mor.jpg
( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:02, archived)

ahaha

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:03, archived)

Ardbeg is 'alright' imo.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:18, archived)

I really like it
Might have some now
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:26, archived)

oh yeah, uhh both are fine for stupid reasons

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:05, archived)

fair enough
thanks doves, everyday's a school day
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:09, archived)

in that case
I'm playing truant
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:16, archived)

^graduating from the school of hard knocks

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:22, archived)

+er
hahahaha lol lol lolly lol
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 16:31, archived)

That last thread was great
What else is really great that no-one else seems to realise?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:53, archived)

me

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:55, archived)

^ consistently wrong

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:59, archived)

^insistent pong

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:02, archived)

You've got your own appreciation day, bit needy

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:05, archived)

good point

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:06, archived)

Gary has yet to email me back, I feel dejected

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:12, archived)

:(

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:43, archived)

might just be playing hard to get

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:51, archived)

Keeping his options open the little tease

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:55, archived)

not his first time at the rodeo, probably

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:57, archived)

Lexi Belle

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:55, archived)

Macroeconomics

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:55, archived)

Reaganomics more like

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:56, archived)

Thatcherrific!

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:58, archived)

The LP I bought came with a music quiz on the back of the packaging.
I've not given it my full attention yet, but it seems easy enough.

imgur.com/Cu7ODOJ
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:56, archived)

I've already answered them all, m8
The central column reads "MICHAEL BARRYMORE'S POOL"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:59, archived)

lol

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:00, archived)

Jane Goodall

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:57, archived)

ah, she was ace

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:59, archived)

Pun threads.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:58, archived)

Nougat
Really windy days when your hair gets blown backwards and you can pretend you're in an 80s rock video
going inside abandoned buildings
fixing broken things
reading a book with boobs and sex and that in it while on public transport
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:58, archived)

I read Playboy on the train, once.
Fellow travelers gave me dirty looks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:01, archived)

Playboy The Da Vinci Code
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:01, archived)

I have some standards.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:07, archived)

I opened Bill Drummond's Wild Highway on a train.
Chapter 1: They Rape Nuns Here

I put it back in my bag for later.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:04, archived)

I was reading The Miracle Game on the metro
the front cover is a religious statue in front of the church, to appease Poland's superfical Catholicity. The first chapter describes how itchy the protagonist's cock is after he catches a dose from a fellow teacher after she has a gangbang with a load of Brazilians, and how it now pains him to look at the classload of braless young teen girls he's started teaching.

Phwoar.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:07, archived)

Gonorrhea, eh?
Phwoar!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:11, archived)

I was sat on the bus once and there was a girl sat in front of me texting someone...
It was right in my eye-line, so I couldn't help being nosey. She sent something along the lines of "Be home in about 20 minutes. Get a bong ready and I'll give you a blowjob"

My monocle popped out so hard it nearly cracked her skull
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:01, archived)

best day ever

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:02, archived)

Then you skinned up in the hope she'd at least give you a hand shandy?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:02, archived)

haha I bet you were sat right at the front and she was the bus driver hahahaha

( vladimir, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:06, archived)

I find the concept of a woman bus driver
the most unbelievable aspect of this entire story
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:09, archived)

i352.photobucket.com/albums/r347/mangomads1/Charlie_the_dinosaur_by_crush048.jpg
( vladimir, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:30, archived)

this is not relevant to my interests

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:41, archived)

this is not relevant to my interests rawawrwomencantdriverawrrawr
( vladimir, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:47, archived)

no-one understands you, she-bear!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:50, archived)

rawrawraw there are many more and far easier low-skill jobs for women than being a bus driver
which is why you don't see many of them.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:54, archived)

Your assertion that low skill jobs are in plentiful supply in Poland
runs contrary to the prevailing stereotype around immigration.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:12, archived)

There are shitloads of low skill jobs in Poland
they just pay shit.

The issue in Poland is the skilled jobs, such as teachers and doctors and technicians and programmers, which pay just as badly as unskilled jobs. And it's all the fault of Polish businessmen, because the foreign companies have no problems paying competitive salaries.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:29, archived)

I heard that unemployment benefits are withdrawn after a month, in Poland, as an incentive to find work.
The person trelling me this seemed to think it was an excellent idea.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:35, archived)

So have you got your own pet gerald as well then?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:42, archived)

I don't think it's that short, but it's certainly limited to about six months
and it's less than 200 quid a month (25% of the average salary) which even in Poland is really grim to try living on.

There are huge social support things here (free healthcare, free university, free housing, ultracheap public transport), but there's fuck-all in terms of a social safety net, because Poles are genetically programmed to abuse any system placed in front of them.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:45, archived)

You get about €250 a week in Ireland.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:50, archived)

Last time I road my pushbike I ended up looking like I should be in Jesus and the Mary Chain.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:01, archived)

rode, m8
rode
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:02, archived)

fucking hell.
I've only had about 2 hours sleep.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:03, archived)

It's fine, you're among friends

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:03, archived)

you're a mong, friend

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:07, archived)

i saw someone reading 50 shades on a train
it was on a kindle and they'd whacked the font size up so high that you could clearly see it from several rows away
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:12, archived)

has your nan lost her readers again ahahaha?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:15, archived)

read knick
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:32, archived)

i bet you were itching for a wank

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:17, archived)

bad writing gives me such a broom-on
it's why i'm here
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:43, archived)

here proper into Sonic / Metal Gear Solid slash fiction
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:11, archived)

"Hide in my box, Snake," Sonic whispered.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:13, archived)

I heard that R2D2 had sex with the Death Star
and that's how we got BB8. If it hasn't already been written, maybe we should team write this bitch.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:24, archived)

Bet you got a massive horn when Vera got turned into a cyborg in Superman 3.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:38, archived)

And I bet you cried when she was killed

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:42, archived)

me :'(

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:59, archived)

^him

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:59, archived)

^ her

( vladimir, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:06, archived)

protein biosynthesis

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:59, archived)

Baggenfrock

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:03, archived)

america was never great, so how can trump make it great again?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:10, archived)

It's probably been pretty great for Donald Trump.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:11, archived)

by throwing a massive party and getting everyone laid

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:16, archived)

It worked so well for Barrymore.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:16, archived)

so donald trump's vision for america can be visualised through the national lampoon's film, animal house?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:20, archived)

I hope so

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:23, archived)

I'd like to see him neck a bottle of JD like Belushi did.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:33, archived)

neck a bottle of jd die
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:46, archived)

oh no, when did john belushi die?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:07, archived)

A bit before Chris Farley.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:09, archived)

aww no way, i loved chris farley in shallow hal

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:18, archived)

it's ok, we still have James Belushi

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:09, archived)

i have no idea who that is

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:19, archived)

oh man, you need to watch K-9 RIGHT NOW

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:46, archived)

but i'm busy pretending to work

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:07, archived)

when you stopped believing in him

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 14:41, archived)

finding a new group of people to call settlers
so that they can burn, rape and pillage their way across the continent, seizing assets and resources and putting the few survivors into special reserves.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:19, archived)

"bum rape"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:34, archived)

alright piston

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:47, archived)

I don't get this reference.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:50, archived)

consider yourself lucky

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:51, archived)

Scott

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7936976
( vladimir, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:37, archived)

gone too soon :(
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=15424
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:55, archived)

That last thread was shit
What else is really shit that no-one else seems to realise?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:43, archived)

social networks

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:44, archived)

mousetrap
the boardgame, not the pest control method
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:45, archived)

BBC Sports Personality of the Year

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:45, archived)

Britain's Got Talent/X Factor/The Voice

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:46, archived)

gainful employment

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:46, archived)

the inside of boyce's coat

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:47, archived)

See, that used to be a really good boardgame,
but then they changed it, and now it's shit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:56, archived)

Have they changed it?
I thought it was exactly the same.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:58, archived)

Yeah now you have to sync it with an app on your tablet and build the mousetrap virtually
After Trapgate when 4 kids chocked to death on the parts, and one was found emaciated and starving in the cage. He'd been in there for 5 days without food or water and was half mad, choosing to talk only to the green man on the seesaw.
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:02, archived)

I reckon mine would actually play it if it were an app.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:40, archived)

It used to be the case that you built up the trap as you went, now it's set up in advance,
with loads of fiddly cardboard bits, and it doesn't really work. It's "better" because the new one has multiple traps, all triggered by dropping balls down a toilet, but it doesn't take, as by the time you've got it all set up, the kids have lost interest. If we ever get as far as actually playing it, it's a massive disappointment, as none of the traps work properly.

Similar problem with the Lego Hobbit boardgame - never gets played because none of us can be bothered to reassemble it, as we all know it'll collapse the moment we attempt to get it back in the box.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:39, archived)

design your own board game as a family
then go on dragons den
...
profit?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:44, archived)

Why?
No one plays boardgames any more.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:47, archived)

au contraire, mon fr8re
they're big right now, mostly with """""adults""""" but still
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:51, archived)

The trick with boardgames now is the Legacy stuff
Where the outcome of a game determines different rules for subsequent games, Pandemic Legacy is supposed to be really good for this - over several games you go through a branching story depending on how you all play
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 13:20, archived)

Now that I think about it, I have drawn up a couple of game boards.
Kids got some tiny plastic Daleks and Cybermen with a magazine, so I'd made a game to play with them. Equal parts Space Hulk and Snakes'n'Ladders, if I remember correctly. Quite fun.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:49, archived)

i kind of wish i could find my notebooks from primary school
as they were full of self-designed sonic the hedgehog levels
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:55, archived)

My timetable had a lovingly drawn Sonic The Hedgehog on the back.
Him and Garfield were the only characters I could draw recognisably. I spent many of my lunch breaks drawing mazes, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:57, archived)

the NHS, just make everyone pay for private health care

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:47, archived)

chemtrails

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:48, archived)

I saw a video of a woman who had a great tip for protecting yourself against chemtrails
She got a garden atomiser thing full of bleach and sprayed it into the air. Within MINUTES the chemtrails disappeared. You can't argue with the results, and now her children are safe.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:52, archived)

oh yeah, i saw that
she should drink the bleach, it's the only way to ensure the chemtrails don't get her
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:05, archived)

Tom and Jerry

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 11:48, archived)

they've not made a decent show in 60 years

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:50, archived)

#fredquimby4lyfe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:33, archived)

i believe freddy quimby should walk out of here a free hotel

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:37, archived)

I'm not paying you to talk

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:42, archived)

the two NASA satellites tracking gravitational fluctuations around the earth?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:58, archived)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 12:01, archived)

I watched some of it on a plane last year.
I came to the conclusion that Jerry is a prick.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:10, archived)

He really is
and the way they doctor and edit the footage to make Tom out to be the bad guy is frankly reprehensible
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:27, archived)

All Tom wants is a bit of peace.
They make him out like some Elmer Fudd antagonist but that's not the case.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:30, archived)

#CatLivesMatter

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:44, archived)

:( trigger warning

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:48, archived)

still no word re: gary?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:58, archived)

pun threads

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:56, archived)

reddit

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:56, archived)

reddit's alright for content
but the community is just weeping bag of sissy girls and white knights
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:11, archived)

A lot of the ones on the United Kingdom subreddit are against everything because it probably costs something.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:26, archived)

wayne rooney

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:03, archived)

is he still footballing?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:04, archived)

yeah, he's not england's saviour anymore though
it was jack wilshere for a while but i think it's harry kane at the moment
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:13, archived)

defo lack of central defenders in england's preliminary squad

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:19, archived)

the back is the worry, everywhere else looks ok

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:26, archived)

I don't think Andros Townsend deserves a call up though

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:27, archived)

one of roys favs, and he's been alright this year, don't see the everton lads have done much either

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:31, archived)

true

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:32, archived)

england are going to need a strong back if they hope to keep sam vokes and hal robson kanu away from goal

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:28, archived)

#prayforledley

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:29, archived)

pinned tweet

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:29, archived)

capitalism
right, comrades?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:36, archived)

you knows it

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:37, archived)

crapitalism, i call it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:39, archived)

crapshitballjism, *I* call it

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:49, archived)

yeah, but you call everything that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:56, archived)

you just don't understand how trickle down economics works

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:42, archived)

i think it is brilliant, we need a stronger divide between the rich and poor

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:43, archived)

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:55, archived)

Ok

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:22, archived)

well it isn't now you're here
fuck off back to reddit
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:24, archived)

Cool

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:17, archived)

cool

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:29, archived)

Ok! I've had a 3 day weekend in Devon.
Just about to head back to Cheltenham to see what my new robot has done to the garden.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:29, archived)

You live in Cheltenham?
I've got family there. Horrible place.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 10:33, archived)

I spent all last week there and thought it was a complete shit hole.
I am back there this week as well unfortunately.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:35, archived)

There's a little but in the centre with those old town houses that looks alright,
But the rest appears to be chav central. I bet most of 2cans work is handing out morning after pills and telling 16 year old pregnant girls they ought to stop drinking diamond white.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 10:39, archived)

I expect he'll get back to find his robot nicked.
Along with the rest of his possessions.
( Kroney, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:46, archived)

Hahaha, probably.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 10:53, archived)

apparently it's where the British Jehovah's Witnesses HQ is moving,
make of that what you will

GCHQ must employ quite a few people, as well.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:47, archived)

I should come to England more often
your stories are all so compelling. Me, I only been/briefly lived in Hatfield, Southall, Lutton, Chessington and some places in London I forgot about. Cambridge and that other elite smart place. Never met any hooligans either. I don't know shit about England, eh?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:51, archived)

Please don't.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 10:53, archived)

Please come to England, track down Windy Pig and follow him like a second shadow.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:01, archived)

the weekend is only 2 days, no matter where you are

( MONO!, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:52, archived)

good stuff

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:33, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:36, archived)

yes

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:39, archived)

hi hi

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:40, archived)

well yes i am since you ask
just made a 3 course meal out of crumpets
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:42, archived)

butter for starters, cheese for main and jam for dessert?

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:44, archived)

I was thinking this
except nutella instead of jam
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:45, archived)

or butt-ella as I like to call it!
LOL!
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:46, archived)

haha, and it's brown
like poo!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:49, archived)

between you, you got close
pate for starters, cheese and ham for main and reese's spread with a garnish of honey roasted peanuts for puddin
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:49, archived)

I'll book you a bed in A&E

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:51, archived)

wow
So you bought Gonz's cookbook, then?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:53, archived)

look, i'm ill alright. let me have this
i.imgur.com/xGryBsy.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:54, archived)

woah

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:54, archived)

you sick bastard

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:57, archived)

see, mongy gets it

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:00, archived)

I'm *this* close to coming over and making you some actual food
lest you die, you lazy hippy
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:02, archived)

you can come over to mine and cook for me, i won't stop you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:05, archived)

careful, he's a sexual predator

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:05, archived)

sexual alien vs sexual predator

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:07, archived)

sexual men in black

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:10, archived)

the sexual suspects

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:11, archived)

That Sexual Thing You Do

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:16, archived)

true sexual grit

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:20, archived)

wales is a bit far m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:07, archived)

i've had it up to here with your weak excuses

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:10, archived)

shurrup
i had crumpets that needed using
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:16, archived)

What to Eat and Where to Shit: A Practical Guide
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:54, archived)

Two words: pringles tube

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:56, archived)

once you plop, you can't stop!

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 15:25, archived)

i deleted facebook because i was bored of gonz

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:58, archived)

Well you'll like this then:
"Gettin used to Stoma. This morning was like a grim cross between Crystal Maze and FunHouse. Evry1 got slimed."
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:02, archived)

disgusting

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:03, archived)

worth tweeting though

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:07, archived)

His constant hospital diary wasn't so bad, it's his friends I can't stand

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:15, archived)

explain

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:44, archived)

hiya

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:45, archived)

Hi

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:18, archived)

yeah, well

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:30, archived)

Cool

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 16 May 2016, 11:32, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:14, archived)

Wibble

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:31, archived)

have you got pencils up your nose
and pants on your head?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:34, archived)

Erryday maig8ht
#420blayzit
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:46, archived)

Morning

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:34, archived)

good morning Two Hats

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:48, archived)

I thought it was Saturday, when I woke up.
Imagine my disappointment.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:40, archived)

Thinking of u in this difficult time x

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:48, archived)

is your weekend life less miserable than your Mon-Fri existence then?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:49, archived)

As a general rule, not having to go to work is a good thing.
Sadly, earning my salary is necessary.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:52, archived)

Morning Spanishfly the kiddy fiddler checking in

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:46, archived)

Morning Spanishfly the kiddy fiddler

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:47, archived)

as jokes go, it's not a very funny one
the people who get called paedos on here really were shitposters.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:49, archived)

Except for the one who did turn out to be a bit of a rapist.
I'm sure I remember him being occasionally amusing.
(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:04, archived)

which one was the rapist?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:35, archived)

Sexachordal, the hex offender.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:46, archived)

I thought he just had a thing for pre-pubescent teens
I didn't know he was forceful in his affections
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:54, archived)

Consensual sex with underagers is OK, I think.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:05, archived)

He's trans-generational
If you opress him, he can sue for discrimination
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:08, archived)

Kiddykin?

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:11, archived)

Doo doo do do doo...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:23, archived)

I don't see what our former shadow home secretary has to do with anything

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:33, archived)

She was 15, so hardly pre-pubescent.
It was the description of the relationship as "coercive and abusive" that made it sound all a bit, er, not very nice.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:55, archived)

Do you remember Mortal Wombat, he accepted the paedo moniker and then had a breakdown and killed himself.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 8:04, archived)

Sometimes I wonder if /links are right and it really is /talk that has Ruined Bthreeta.

(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:07, archived)

Na they're a bunch of fucking virgins
who're too awkward for reddit, so they come over 'ere, flooding our purile digital arts forum with their youchoob links and their bangin' choons and all that guff
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:44, archived)

Youre just grumpy cos you did another flounce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 8:58, archived)

I'm not very good at grumpy. It all seems like far too much work.
Grrrrmbo must be knackered all day.
(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:28, archived)

How come you're back, then?
Did you just have your accounts deleted to inject a little drama into your life?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:33, archived)

Hello m8, how are you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 7:49, archived)

I hope your workmate calls himself Gerald "Theodore" Bogan
and you do air guitar with your mops under the moniker Wyld Janitors
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:50, archived)

also, I'm cool
u?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 7:50, archived)

Gerald has told me he had a shit weekend because he fell over in the garage and his wife was out and he couldn't get up.
I'm hoping he's not long for this world.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 8:03, archived)

Could he not get up because he's an unreconstructed dinosaur and getting up is "a woman's job"?

(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:05, archived)

I would've thought that "falling over" and complaining about it would be something a "bender" might do

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:20, archived)

He should have made more grunting noises
That's how any man over the age of 30 achieves his goals
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:20, archived)

i know a will preston
obviously nobody ever says his name without including the s and the esq
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:22, archived)

Nobody? Literally no person ever?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 9:45, archived)

Well I certainly haven't

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:46, archived)

YES WINDY
LITERALLY NO PERSON EVER
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:49, archived)

^ literally using "literal" in the most literal sense.
Literally.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:54, archived)

I'm not sure I believe that.
I mean, has he been christened? Because I don't think it'd be appropriate for a priest. Or if he was stopped by the police or something.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 9:55, archived)

i can't talk to you when you're like this

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:16, archived)

I'm. Just trying to make you have a little think before you start posting nonsense.
Youre embarrassing both of us, this is why we don't get invited anywhere anymore.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 10:18, archived)

The escapement of your existence takes another irreversible tick towards the grave.

(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:03, archived)

Brian.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 8:04, archived)

Winifred.

(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:05, archived)

no watch chat

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:14, archived)

seen the Bentley with the Breitling built in?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:16, archived)

the dashboard one? yeah, still don't like the watches

( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:19, archived)

i.imgur.com/AOIE6yc.jpg
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:23, archived)

Gent's Anal

(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:24, archived)

right up to the wrist

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:31, archived)

now mount one of those into the dashboard of a Morris Ital, and you'll be beating women off with a shitty stick

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:24, archived)

done and done
and I mean done
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:29, archived)

don't start
I tried to do some carputer stuff this weekend and I wasn't very successful
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:35, archived)

Silly Grrry
You can't put a computers in a car, they're mechanical
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:58, archived)

but I want the googles and the satnav
No joke though, this car's got a cassette deck :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:01, archived)

I was waiting for ladypig to do some shopping and got to watch a halfords employee fit a radio to a car.
It was brilliant.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 9:46, archived)

They've done quite a neat trick there.
They've taken two things that are relatively attractive bling and combined them into something that is Naff as Fuck. I blame the Chinese.
(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:23, archived)

show me one breitling that is attractive, the entire collection is horrid
www.breitlingforbentley.com/en/
( mongychops, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:28, archived)

Bentleys have always been slightly tasteless, that was their thing
like taking a Rolls Royce silver shadow, slapping a turbo on it, and calling it the BENTLEY TURBO. It makes it sound like a cheap razor.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:31, archived)

/talk

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:28, archived)

SS

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:36, archived)

Esses

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:37, archived)

YES!
MONDAY!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:36, archived)

time to get some WORK DONE!
god, I bloody hate time off, me.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:36, archived)

all that sitting around, doing things you want to do, I mean who really enjoys that stuff?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:45, archived)

fuck yeah!

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:38, archived)

you knows it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:46, archived)

GET IN!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:45, archived)

all except for brian, for whom it is Easter Sunday and he gets to stay in bed with lots of nommy wommy choccies and has another day off tomorrow

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:47, archived)

don't tease him
his life's bad enough as it is
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:55, archived)

Oh man I am going to be SO productive this week!

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 May 2016, 8:45, archived)

good man
the economy is relying on you
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:12, archived)

i'm not in work so this is a pretty great monday

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:58, archived)

over to sportsdesk with alan partridge
alan, i heard over the weekend your wife died
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:28, archived)

I bet mcbeef finds alan partridge funny

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:29, archived)

oh no, is alan partridge not cool to enjoy?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:31, archived)

Someone needs to make a definitive list of what it's OK to find amusing,
and what is deserving only of contempt.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:36, archived)

I hope corduroy trousers are cool

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:37, archived)

gold brogues
66.media.tumblr.com/e409b82cd08c79a9162ea82b55706ccd/tumblr_o794aevgs01qz6f9yo5_500.jpg
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:39, archived)

They've never not been cool.
Get a burgundy pair, if you're feeling supafly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:39, archived)

Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows they've brought out?
You should have. They've been making headlines.

HEADLINES!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:41, archived)

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:47, archived)

Stunned into silence by the sheer magnificence of that gag, eh?
I can understand that
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:49, archived)

I just urinated through my bumhole

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:08, archived)

all part of growing up

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:15, archived)

mummy, wow! I'm a big kid now

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:16, archived)

lol, Dad joke!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:47, archived)

solid
I'm very happy with how that went
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:48, archived)

*fistbumps*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:55, archived)

In the 70s Durex briefly released a corduroy condom
it was a groovy kind of love
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:50, archived)

jesus
way to lower the tone, godby
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:51, archived)

He's ruined it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 May 2016, 9:56, archived)

I'm not going to bother next time, if this is going to keep on happening

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:00, archived)

oh right I see it's like that is it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=Corduroy+headlines
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:21, archived)

I guess not everyone's read the headlines

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 May 2016, 10:23, archived)

morning

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:33, archived)

morning MGT

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:42, archived)

spanishfly touches kids on the cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 May 2016, 21:37, archived)

not all kids have cunts, you know

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 May 2016, 21:48, archived)

^paedophile apologist

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 May 2016, 21:51, archived)

oh so it's OK to touch a prepubescent boy's cock is it?
You disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 May 2016, 21:52, archived)

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about the law to dispute it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 May 2016, 22:09, archived)

accusing someone of touching kids cunts is disgusting
a case of internet libel shurely, but we are all friends here so no harm done
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 May 2016, 22:09, archived)

Yeah, but he really is a paedophile

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 May 2016, 22:10, archived)

spanishfly is the paedophile that psychochomp dreams of being

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 May 2016, 22:25, archived)

Everything you read on the internet is true always

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 May 2016, 22:09, archived)

rob pushes prepubescent ladybirds up his wee-hole with a stick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 May 2016, 23:19, archived)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 May 2016, 23:50, archived)

7 edgy 9 me

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 May 2016, 23:45, archived)

drimble masturbates to pictures of dead children

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 May 2016, 23:51, archived)

That's libellous.
You might want to rethink that post.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 May 2016, 23:56, archived)

wow,
the amount of wee and poo i just did was amazing
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 May 2016, 21:08, archived)

as long as the wee wasn't brown and the poo wasn't yellow you should be alright

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 May 2016, 21:13, archived)

poor spacefish :(

( mongychops, Sun 15 May 2016, 21:24, archived)

and now you look like a crumpled empty pillowcase

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 May 2016, 21:34, archived)

even more than usual

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 May 2016, 21:35, archived)

Aww, it's like Bob Todd never left.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 15 May 2016, 22:04, archived)

I thought I saw a tapeworm skin floating in the shitpot the other day.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 May 2016, 22:33, archived)

Oh please do tell us more

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 May 2016, 23:09, archived)

Did anyone spot this last night?
SF, in his own words: www.b3ta.com/talk/7936476
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:11, archived)

saucy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:32, archived)

oh dear

( $$ ✅, Sun 15 May 2016, 18:08, archived)

That shit was hot.
I LOVE AUTOCORRECT
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 May 2016, 19:09, archived)

What did it say?

( Zuowan, Sun 15 May 2016, 19:29, archived)

The child?
Dunno, ask spanishfly.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 15 May 2016, 19:38, archived)

Classy
m.imgur.com/gallery/Cr0amGc
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 15 May 2016, 20:24, archived)

Too bad all black women are strong and sassy.
NICE TRY, RACIST BONDAGE GUY.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 15 May 2016, 20:35, archived)

"so if you want to fuck black women, that means you are a racist, actually"

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 15 May 2016, 22:08, archived)

I just found a box of vaginal pessaries behind the couch
as well as an empty bag of Fisherman's Friend (cherry flavour).
( BigWhiteTelephones, Sun 15 May 2016, 9:09, archived)

and I found (out)
there's a German beer called Fucking Hell, a Scottish enegery drink called Nae Danger and an English energy drink called Pussy.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 May 2016, 9:13, archived)

go on 'ave a few pessaries
I heard it's a party drug up North
( BigWhiteTelephones, Sun 15 May 2016, 9:24, archived)

^gay sex thing
You dirty old bollocks
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 15 May 2016, 9:54, archived)

I don't believe you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 May 2016, 10:03, archived)

hahahaha yeah

( mongychops, Sun 15 May 2016, 10:47, archived)

I'll take "things that never happened" for $500, Alex

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 15 May 2016, 10:52, archived)

It's true, and I fuck you all
No homo tho.

I bother to vacuum behind the couch about once a year, and in general besides balls of dust, I find coins and dead bugs. This time I found Canesten pessaries.
Probably from my ex who had a case of thrush early last year.
( BigWhiteTelephones, Sun 15 May 2016, 11:23, archived)

Up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 May 2016, 8:16, archived)

Ok

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 15 May 2016, 8:38, archived)

so Grrrmachine won the accidental eurovision sweepstakes
so it goes
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:46, archived)

wut?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T67yFUkR8A
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:50, archived)

FUCKING EMO
/accidental caps lock
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:52, archived)

*grooms*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgxP531Tg1M
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 May 2016, 0:14, archived)

What I don't get
is how Australia is part of Europe for one night..
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:58, archived)

But you never worried about Israel being in it? typical jew

( mongychops, Sun 15 May 2016, 0:07, archived)

Or ireland

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 15 May 2016, 8:13, archived)

I just had a kebab I asked for the child sauce
They are fucking satanists
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:59, archived)

I haven't heard back from Gary yet

( mongychops, Sun 15 May 2016, 0:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHWSe1cNpKI
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 May 2016, 1:19, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUoOeRYCcaE
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 May 2016, 1:43, archived)

Shakespeare hasn't improved since I last checked.
Lol at one of the characters being King Louie, though - a jazz number would liven this up, a bit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:29, archived)

you are philemana cunk aicmfp

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:37, archived)

That was one of the worst tv shows this year,

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:41, archived)

It's been a while since Charlton Brooker was funny.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:49, archived)

i think he's fully milked his only joke now tbh,
it was good while it lasted
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:50, archived)

i think he's fully milked his only joke now tbh, it was good while it lasted found a fit bird to park his custard in
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:52, archived)

fit in the darwinian sense, before anyone gets upset...
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:58, archived)

Connie Huq is a top lass, tbh

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:05, archived)

Oh aye.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:06, archived)

Yeah, would!
By which I mean I would like to meet her and have a chat.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:37, archived)

I like that joke he does where he pretends to wank over inappropriate material.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:35, archived)

I thought that was her shit, didn't know he was involved

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:56, archived)

I only know the character from Brooker's ...wipe series

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:58, archived)

credits read charlie brooker and two others
as writers - no diane morgan, the actor who plays the character and recites the written lines
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:59, archived)

That Shakespeare bollox? Then they need to pack it in, worse than Tate's Nan shows

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:06, archived)

She was alright on have I got news for you the other day

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:30, archived)

... arse
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:00, archived)

Hmm, attempting to strikethrough an ellipsis results in a tiny Direct Current symbol.
#ThatsInterestingMrTea
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:02, archived)

:::
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:03, archived)

~
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:03, archived)

DId you just strikethrough a colon?
Bit insensitive, Gonz might be reading this.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:06, archived)

if by that you mean,
did you just have a poo?

yes, yes i did
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:07, archived)

Poor Spacefish. :(

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:11, archived)

yeah,
i had to do it with the bathroom door open too, so i could hear the Eurovision results
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:12, archived)

Poorovision.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:16, archived)

ovision Spacefish :(
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:22, archived)

Not really looking forward to tomorrow.
Off to church first thing and then the vicar is coming round to discuss my daughter's christening.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:39, archived)

#eurovision <3

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:01, archived)

I'm not a fan

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:08, archived)

it's a bit shit actually

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:17, archived)

I don't watch telly

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:25, archived)

me neither,
i've got it on the radio
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:27, archived)

It used to he lively on here eurovision night, it was shit and rubbish

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:46, archived)

yeah i got allocated #16 Poland in absentia,
not sure what that was about now if nobody gives a shit anyway
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:51, archived)

oh wait
www.b3ta.com/talk/7929848
Wales? Northern Ireland?

IS THIS ABOUT FOOTBALL?

SHIT

I FEEL FOOLISH NOW
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:04, archived)

You silly moo

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:05, archived)

i still care more about Eurovision than football though

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:07, archived)

is this that sweep stake thing i signed up for a while a go?
i thought that was doveston? am i winning?
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:09, archived)

yeah it was,
and he's not even here, i did wonder

i didn't even sign up for it, someone else can have my number if they like
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:09, archived)

is it on shortwave? i feel i should tune in now. who am i again?
what's the frequency, kenneth?
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:10, archived)

BBC Radio 2

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:14, archived)

oh man i'd always imagined myself as more of a bbc 4 person
hey ho
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:17, archived)

You've got poland, nobody would want it, not going to win

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:22, archived)

When do FIFA announce the winner?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:24, archived)

yeah right,
they said that about Leicester
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:25, archived)

Olé, Olé, Olé...

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:26, archived)

You know who *did* want Poland?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:34, archived)

i want Poland now,
i love backing the underdog
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:38, archived)

n g
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:08, archived)

If you are out and you see first aiders dealing with a fallen injured person do you just look and see it's OK or ask? I'd walk by, off the clock

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:26, archived)

I try to avoid getting involved. Last time someone collapsed and I admitted I was a doctor was on an easyjet flight and the flight crew were absolute cunts.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:28, archived)

brexit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:23, archived)

yeah well you say that,
but it didn't get Australia off the hook
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:24, archived)

Oh good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 21:30, archived)

No, ta.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:58, archived)

Hello, I haven't been here for 4 years
What have I missed?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:40, archived)

2can has ruined it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 11:46, archived)

^all you need to know

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:03, archived)

Yoga has done wonders for my buggered knee after my motorcycle accident.
If you can ignore all the praying to the sun spiritual bollocks, it's like physio but cheaper.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 12:05, archived)

I seem to recall you referring to a motorcycle accident before..

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:52, archived)

It was about 5 years ago now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 13:30, archived)

and how long do you have to keep up the yoga?

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 14:02, archived)

I've only been doing it a few months,
Not sure how long I'll carry on, but it's the only thing that's worked with the pain I get in my knee.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 14:19, archived)

oh fine
you're making it too hard to take the piss, you bastard
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 14:44, archived)

He only does it because he likes wearing yoga pants

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 15:03, archived)

goddammit I was taking a piss (like in the toilet)
and didn't hit the send button at 15:03 ... still glad we have the same sick minds tho - see 15:07 comment below
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 14 May 2016, 15:08, archived)

It does make my bottom look fabulous

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 15:20, archived)

bet you're too young to remember mr motivator

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 17:12, archived)

I remember him. He's like a role model to me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 18:37, archived)

I bet he wears them tight yoga pants

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 14 May 2016, 15:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy0kSOlwNb4
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 14:07, archived)

Why don't you go and tell reddit you big crybaby

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:33, archived)

Everything

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:14, archived)

Manolith is a cunt as always.
There are maybe 9 regular posters and i include myself in that

Monty Boyce has become Richard McBeef he is pretty good in fact without him this whole flebsite would have died.

Other than that I think they all B eh what you Ben if sma nvq. Shaba baud bigrnoe
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:43, archived)

Ah yes Monty Boyce
He was a wrong'un
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:52, archived)

^upset

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 14:43, archived)

u r more like

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 14 May 2016, 17:00, archived)

u dont no wot ur talking about

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 18:54, archived)

I well do

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 14 May 2016, 18:58, archived)

w sm
do
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:46, archived)

^bgn

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 14 May 2016, 17:00, archived)

Hitler came back

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:01, archived)

everyone flounced

( $$ ✅, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:03, archived)

Dunno but Steve Jones is harshing my F1 buzz, fuck off Steve Jones

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:46, archived)

Stupid Steve

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 13:52, archived)

You could try gazzing mongychops to ask for a short summary of the main events on /talk, 2012-2016.
He knows about that sort of thing.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:54, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 May 2016, 9:46, archived)

Alright I've just emailed cats protection about a little fella called Gary, time to get myself some pussy

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:32, archived)

Dawww
www.cats.org.uk/searchresults.aspx?cid=139299
( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:33, archived)

i love cats

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:39, archived)

Me too, but I can't be dealing with a kitten

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:07, archived)

same here,
we always go to the rescue centre, our dog was a year and a half (estimated) when we got him, still bloody mental though
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:10, archived)

I've heard cats protection sometimes want to come nose at your home, they can get bent if that's the case

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:16, archived)

yeah a lot of places do that,
a friend of ours didn't get a dog from the first place they went to because their terms and conditions were insane
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:23, archived)

It seems mental given you can buy a dog from a proper dealer or unscrupulous farmer by handing over a wad of cash.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:28, archived)

one time a guy tried to sell us a black labrador puppy for £20 at a bus stop

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:00, archived)

he seems ace
#teamgary
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:53, archived)

They haven't replied yet, cat protection wankers, where's my Gary

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:08, archived)

they've got a lot of emails to get through
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:30, archived)

hello

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:33, archived)

mornin' g

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:54, archived)

Urgh

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 11:29, archived)

jesus, it's been 5 hours
cowboy up
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:31, archived)

I've been to muck out, I've been to yoga, I've had a coffee I thought I was alright, but no.
I blame my father and whiskey.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 11:33, archived)

...yoga

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:03, archived)

Urgh

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 May 2016, 6:10, archived)

Orgasm?

(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Sat 14 May 2016, 8:38, archived)

Maybe later, bit busy now

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 9:05, archived)

Exactly, and now it's time for orchestra practice ffs

( mongychops, Sat 14 May 2016, 9:04, archived)

Early morning roll call.
Who's about?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 May 2016, 0:41, archived)

Aye. Finishing this wine and hald-watching Chinatown on 4.
Faye Dunaway gives me the fear.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:08, archived)

What wine that's the important bit. I have rose...I know I know

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:11, archived)

Leopard's Leap Cabernet Sauvignion
Spar had run out of Lindemans which was a bargain at a fiver a bottle.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:26, archived)

2014 Riesling from the Rhine
dry and I dislike it but it's free and loads more where that came from
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:52, archived)

Gaaaayyyy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:55, archived)

Not at this time. Could just be what's left innit.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:57, archived)

Finishing this wine and looking at bike components on The Internet.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:43, archived)

morninh
dyke components more like
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:48, archived)

Fanny Pack

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:51, archived)

Funnily enough I just watched a video on YouTube about the Raleigh Vektar

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:55, archived)

I had never heard of that before. It looks horrendous.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:57, archived)

It looks cool as fuck to my 80's child mind.
The sound effects were amazing at the time but now just remind me of fruit machines, which I never play.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:58, archived)

I had a Raleigh Strika. The rich kids had Wildcats with rain-damaged sound modules.
The Strika and Grifter were essentially what would happen if the soviets attempted to make a BMX.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 14 May 2016, 1:59, archived)

when I was a 80's kid I had a yellow mountain bike
thanks to the U.S. Army soldiers I hung around with
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 14 May 2016, 2:05, archived)

Motor?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 May 2016, 2:05, archived)

no

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 2:14, archived)

What kind of bike man?
I used to be really into the whole MTB mint sauce kinda shit

Then I grew up
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 May 2016, 6:01, archived)

Yeah

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 14 May 2016, 2:05, archived)