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What's the best sequel?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:11, archived)

Theresa May

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:12, archived)

Aliens probably

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:14, archived)

I dunno
I reckon Terminator 2 is better than that
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:14, archived)

T2 is basically Terminator but for kids
It's a pretty good movie, but it's no Aliens.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:15, archived)

^ tugged one off to Vasquez

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:16, archived)

Well I wouldn't let her do it for me
She'd pull the bloody thing off
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:17, archived)

The bit where the guard goes for a coffee and then the floor rises up as a perfect copy of him before stabbing him in the eye, I found that pretty scary, as a kid.
The original Terminator is probably my favourite film of all time, though, as it's pretty much perfect.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:17, archived)

instead of all the sequel nonsense they should have done a series that explains how T1 Sarah Connor turned into T2 Sarah Connor, as it was quite the development

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:10, archived)

surely that would just be training montage
set to a rock music track?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:45, archived)

aliens is no alien

( MONO!, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:24, archived)

True
But Alien isn't a sequel. Actually, I guess it sort of is now.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:25, archived)

no, it isn't

( MONO!, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)

Well, you've got Prometheus, and the second one's coming out at some point
And if a sequel follows on from a previous point in a story, then Alien is indeed a sequel. Not my rules, MONO.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:29, archived)

they aren't even considered prequels to alien
and if they were that makes them prequels and not alien a sequel.
( MONO!, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:31, archived)

*sigh*
ok
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:32, archived)

There are no prequels to Alien, 2H.
Ridley Scott's opinion doesn't count.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:32, archived)

So a story that exists in the same universe, but in a timeline before the first story
isn't a prequel? Ok, I REALLY don't understand what prequels and sequels are, then.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)

There are no films in the Alien franchise set before the original,
unless you want to count the AvP franchise, but I can't imagine why you'd want to do that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:36, archived)

Fucking hell
I must admit though...I did wonder why (in Prometheus) the moon with the crashed alien spaceship on it (that looks EXACTLY like the one they find in Alien) actually WASN'T the same moon that they explore in Alien. Surely it would make more sense to say it IS the same place and tie the stories together? It just seems pointless otherwise.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:38, archived)

Yeah, I thought that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:40, archived)

I'm not watching Prometheus.
Ridley Scott's only good film was Alien, he should have retired on that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:43, archived)

Blade Runner, Gladiator, even the Martian m8
ffs
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:45, archived)

Blade Runner is terrible, Gladiator doesn't interest me.
Might watch The Martian if it's on telly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:48, archived)

I think I fell asleep during Gladiator
Because there are bits of it I don't remember, the story didn't seem to make sense, and someone told me it's about 3 hours long.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:13, archived)

I still can't believe he got dropped by Cillit Bang

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:46, archived)

Imagine it like not all films about elves and dragons are in the same universe
it's like that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:06, archived)

You're an idiot

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:09, archived)

alien vs predator is a story that exists in the same universe, but in a timeline before the first story
but it isn't a prequel to alien
( MONO!, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:08, archived)

Well
No, I suppose not
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:10, archived)

you
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:00, archived)

godfather 2, there really is no other answer to this question you fucking idiot

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:14, archived)

this isn't a pub quiz, people can have an opinion that they didn't read in The Sun m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:15, archived)

there is no other right answer tho, stop behaving like a nob

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:19, archived)

Not sure if we should instigate a "what constitutes as being a sequel" discussion here
but I wouldn't call Godfather 2 a sequel.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:16, archived)

"The movie became the first sequel to win the best picture award." not my words imdb's words, justsaying

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:20, archived)

what do they know

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:21, archived)

It has the number 2, appended to the title of the first film, Two Hats.
Sequels don't get more sequelly than that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:21, archived)

It's the second chapter in the ongoing saga of The Life and Times of Michael Corleone
I would say that a true sequel is the same characters, similar premise, but a different story, unconnected to the original.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:22, archived)

ffs
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/sequel
( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:23, archived)

I'm not having that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:24, archived)

tweet suzy dent about it

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:24, archived)

Oh, I will

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:26, archived)

51 years old, still would

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:46, archived)

at the risk of putting off any lady boarders, who probably wouldn't, I agree with this statement

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:48, archived)

Origin
Late Middle English (in the senses 'body of followers', 'descendants' and 'consequence'): from Old French sequelle or Latin sequella, from sequi 'follow'.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:24, archived)

Still doesn't sit right with me
The next part of a story that hasn't finished isn't the sequel, surely? I guess I've been living a lie all these years.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:25, archived)

speak English or die

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)

the trouble is he doesn't want to learn or fit in with us

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:28, archived)

That'd be true for a series like Lord Of The Rings,
but The Godfather tells a complete story. Yes, the sequels continue, and expands upon the story, but they're not necessary and can be viewed as stand-alone works (maybe not part 3, which is best not viewed at all).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:28, archived)

Good point actually
You could watch any of the Godfather movies without seeing the others, and still follow the story. Not true of Star Wars, LOTR or Back to the Future (that one's for Grrrmachine).
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:30, archived)

This thread now contains the Terminator, Alien, Star Wars, Godfather, LotR, and BttF franchises.
I'm not sure I could be any happier.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)

Not to mention
MONO being deliberately belligerent, links to dictionary definitions of words, a /linker saying they hate something they've never seen...this is the most B3ta thread I've seen in ages!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:36, archived)

Oh so Back to the Future 2 isn't a sequel either
you're doing a Shambles here m8
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:28, archived)

How dare you
No, I'm being deliberately contrary. I just always believed that sequels and chapters were two different things. The difference between me and Shambles is that I'm happy to be proven wrong.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:31, archived)

yeah, fair point
I think we have settled this amicably
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:40, archived)

I meant to say 'not being contrary'
But yes, consider the matter settled
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:14, archived)

I've not seen any of the Godfather movies
and I don't think I'm missing anything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:18, archived)

Well how would you know?
They're actually magnificent. But there we are.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:23, archived)

I don't feel an empty void yearning to be filled by a mob movie
It could be a life changing experience, it might just be a good film. At this point I'm practically not watching it on purpose since everyone bangs on about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:25, archived)

So you're avoiding it because people say it's really good?
You realise that doesn't make sense, right?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:26, archived)

don't let him get to you, TH
you may as well go and argue with /links
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:29, archived)

thanks tangled
that made me feel a little better
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:31, archived)

tbh I no longer have the attention span to sit through an entire film
without someone there to stop me pausing it to go check my email and browse the internet. And since everyone else on the planet has seen it I'm unlikely to get any applicants for the position of attention enforcer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:30, archived)

He didn't like something popular before not liking popular things was cool.
Maximum hipster.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:30, archived)

One on them's great, one of them's really good, the other one is just sort of there.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:07, archived)

The Police?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:14, archived)

It's a description that fits a lot of scenarios, it's true.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:22, archived)

I've only seen part of one of them
right up to the point where his wife gets blown up, but I think I'd already rubbed one out to her tits by that point so I turned off the VHS and went to sleep
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:43, archived)

Wait, there's tits?
Might give it a watch then.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:08, archived)

Alien, Terminator, and Toy Story all have strong sequels.
Dawn Of The Dead is rather good, too. And Blade 2, for that matter. To be honest, there are plenty of excellent sequels, it's the third part of the trilogy where things usually fall apart.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:15, archived)

look, I didn't ask for a list of good ones
I want to know what the best one is. End of.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:15, archived)

Space Chimps 2
done
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:16, archived)

i wouldn't bother with this prick he's clearly a cunt

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:18, archived)

The New Testament.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:19, archived)

armageddon 2: the asteroid strikes back

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:20, archived)

jeorge98

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:20, archived)

Magnum Force is a damn fine sequel
Mannequin Two: On the Move is not.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:20, archived)

Wings

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:21, archived)

Thanks Alan

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:22, archived)

Cum Guzzling Whores #4

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:22, archived)

Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:23, archived)

the greater gatsby

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:24, archived)

Ooh
BigGER: Tom Hanks plays a middle aged man who wishes he was in his 70's.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)

biggest
tom hanks wishes he was dead
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:28, archived)

oh wait, that's just philadelphia

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:11, archived)

Mmmm....philadelphia

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:13, archived)

Scent of a Woman's Restraining Order

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)

Sixth sense 2: The Klumps.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)

do you think douglas carswell's jaw is so misaligned because he smashes a shit load of mdma every weekend?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:27, archived)

Definitely
who?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:28, archived)

that guy from ukip, the one who is an mp
www.google.co.uk/search?q=douglas+carswell&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiZwZf4wO3NAhUIJMAKHba4ABUQ_AUIBygC
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:29, archived)

he does look off his nut

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:30, archived)

Jesus
Yes, MDMA or loads of cheap whizz.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)

www.rottentomatoes.com/m/super_babies_baby_geniuses_2/
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)

alright

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:39, archived)

yeah
bit busy in here. not sure i can be bothered following along. are there any other web/flebsites?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:49, archived)

No, I think this is the only one now

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:12, archived)

Now that I think of it, "Honey, I Blew Up The Kid" is a pretty strong sequel.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:41, archived)

I'm not sure I understand what a sequel is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:39, archived)

he's a mincy art historian with a bizarre accent
HTH
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:41, archived)

apparently rob has been discussing plans with Disney to work on /talk2 for release sometime in 2018

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:42, archived)

/talk just got a lot more /talker!
that's the tagline
( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:43, archived)

AND THIS TIME
IT'S ILL-INFORMED
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:15, archived)

oh, does Kirstie Alley have an account here then?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:43, archived)

yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:45, archived)

Peter Mayhew will reprise his role as manolith.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:45, archived)

Robert De Niro is rumoured to be lined up to play mongy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:49, archived)

Yeah, I can see that
Christoph Waltz is playing Grrrmachine
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:16, archived)

I heard they're going to replace all the original beloved /talk characters with women. Melissa McCarthy is playing baldmonkey.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:48, archived)

actually that could work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:50, archived)

Fat, angry and physically repellent, I think Melissa McCarthy could replace most of the internet.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:55, archived)

none
they're all fucking shit and rubbish
( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:50, archived)

Breakin 2, electric boogaloo
youtu.be/Wt101BC_qu0
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:01, archived)

Best of the Best II

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:05, archived)

bottom get 2: the getterer

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:08, archived)

Step Up 2: The Streets.
You see, it's not where you're from, it's where you're at.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:09, archived)

Death Wish II

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 10:16, archived)

Morning
Going to see a former Tory MP of a west London constituency today. Will have 5 minutes to talk. Any question you would like to put to her?
(pip2, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:47, archived)

Yes, how do we go about getting pip2's internet disconnected?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:48, archived)

show her this
imgur.com/XHBa71T
( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:49, archived)

hi pip2, what happened to pip1?
you can ask the MP that, if you like
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:50, archived)

pip1 was an experiment that was ended by Rob Manuel back in 2009

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:51, archived)

Gratefully recieved advice from the Mirror today
Don't mix up your May's
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:52, archived)

thanks for the heads up
I nearly blew my load over the wrong one! Imagine that!
( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:53, archived)

I wanked over both, just to be sure
Interesting fact, I came quicker with Theresa. Not sure what that means, if anything.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:56, archived)

It means a lot
thanks x
( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:57, archived)

demand she invokes article 50

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:53, archived)

can you ask her what she is going to do about forcing people like two hats to learn English?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:55, archived)

oh come on, it is his second language
i mean, i assume it is
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:57, archived)

I just think if he is going to live here he should make some effort to integrate

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:02, archived)

that's unpossible

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:57, archived)

shoe on head

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:57, archived)

If you cotton cunt one another in the fuck, that'd be great.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:02, archived)

where did he come from, where did he go?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:03, archived)

I even tapped on "could" when it came up as a suggestion.
I assume Google are playing some long game where, in time, all internet chatter will be entirely controlled by them?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:05, archived)

there's clearly a lot at stake for them here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:26, archived)

Ask her what colour pants she's wearing whilst frantically tugging at your semi-turgid maggot prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:04, archived)

Former tory mp? What use is that?
Also, this could definitely be a reply to a morning thread and not a thread on its own.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:05, archived)

If only we had a mod to sort this shit out.
They could correct my many typos, too, if they cared enough.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:07, archived)

With all the currency fluctuation going on at the moment
Has this devalued the current pink/stink ratio
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:21, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:01, archived)

Morning

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:10, archived)

alright Windy
in a better mood today?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:13, archived)

So far all is well.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:47, archived)

x

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 7:42, archived)

cat's arsehole to you too

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:08, archived)

secret santa got weird

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:10, archived)

sup dawg

( MONO!, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:06, archived)

sup dweeb
c2.staticflickr.com/4/3161/2943151335_0d91164333_z.jpg
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:08, archived)

alright, just caught a zubat in the garden, few more and i'll be able to sit in the juicer all afternoon training them up

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:15, archived)

what the fuck is this bullshit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:27, archived)

Pokémon mate , gotta catch them all and shit

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:30, archived)

there was an American talking about it on the radio last night who kept calling it 'Pokymon'
have I been mispronouncing it or was he just an irritating prick?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:35, archived)

Dunno, that's how I say it

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:38, archived)

maybe it's me then
he was still an irritating prick though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:48, archived)

No, it's pronounced pokèmon

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:38, archived)

well that's what I thought

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:47, archived)

I knew someone who pronounced it Poke-mun
No central syllable at all. It was like he was describing someone who worked on the victorian railroad.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:40, archived)

I pokyd your nan etc. etc. ad nauseam

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:45, archived)

hello

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:33, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:36, archived)

tangles, my man

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:41, archived)

scouse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:48, archived)

Had a phone call from the karate club this morning while I was still in fucking bed
saying that the kids didn't have their regular clothes to change into. And one of them is going on a school trip today. I'm firing my wife the second she gets home.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:40, archived)

as your attorney I recommend a formal letter rather than a firing

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:41, archived)

thank you, I shall take this under advisement

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:42, archived)

Advisement? Is that actually a word?
I'm sure I've heard this phrase somewhere before
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:42, archived)

And the answer is, Yes

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:43, archived)

yes
it means consideration
( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:43, archived)

Sorry, English isn't my first language
or even my third
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:46, archived)

fuck off back to Hatistan then
no offence
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 9:03, archived)

oh hi

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:41, archived)

Hi x

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:42, archived)

Morning. Don't know how I'm supposed to work when it's Amazon primeday

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:46, archived)

Oh fuck, that robot lawnmower is only £350 now. Cunts

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:47, archived)

stay safe

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 8:48, archived)

Eveninh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:17, archived)

Gazza flashed his willy lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:28, archived)

So

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:32, archived)

It's funny because mental illness

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:35, archived)

That is funny

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:20, archived)

eveninh
so I just spent the weekend bbqing some of the best beef in the world (Wagyu, etc. from Argentina) from a m8 who's job it is to get his hands on high end products

what's the best you've eaten recently except for someone's nan?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:33, archived)

Isnt wagyu japanese
Think you've been had m8
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:40, archived)

It's a type off Japanese cow , probably an immigrant

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:45, archived)

Or a refmoogee

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:19, archived)

no, it's a breed
my m8 bloke doesn't "been had" people with food. known him long enough to know what shit is legit and which is shite. he saw them on site before they were prepared for transport and consumption.

the fucking meat tastes fucking awesome as fuck!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:50, archived)

It still ain't right , it was geography that made the steak

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 21:59, archived)

^upset

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:19, archived)

lol, u totes pwned that guy

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:26, archived)

pwnage only included if you know what you're talking about

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 22:40, archived)

It was probably a cross breed cow, let it go eh

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 23:08, archived)

We cant always get the steak we think weve got
Theres a life lesson for wooders here today
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 23:29, archived)

^still upset

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 23:27, archived)

I'm not upset they cross breed them with Aberdeen Angus

( mongychops, Tue 12 Jul 2016, 0:29, archived)

^also upset

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 23:27, archived)

Manolith has let us all down here folks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:04, archived)

He gave up when he let you back

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:06, archived)

I am sorry.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:06, archived)

Hey I don't blame you, but you could've got the shit off your shoes before dragging it all over

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:09, archived)

*could of

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:06, archived)

Did you see my local is a Pokemon gym , my mudkips will be fierce

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:15, archived)

haha, nice
a girl came into my office today to catch some sort of flying robot prick
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:19, archived)

It's an odd thing indeed

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:20, archived)

I recently bought Grim Fandango for my tablet.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:29, archived)

Yes I can hear you

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:08, archived)

I don't blame him
I blame society
( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:09, archived)

I voted leave I don't see how this is my problem

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:10, archived)

When you invoke Article 50, can we make pip2 a condition of your withdrawal ?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:17, archived)

I have a list , a good list, a big list to make this forum great again

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:22, archived)

Live From The Lake had better be on that list.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:24, archived)

That'll have to be agreed , people seemed split on it in the end , new users just didn't take to the format

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:41, archived)

again?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:52, archived)

I'm always working to make great b3ta again

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:02, archived)

Keep it up Sir

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:05, archived)

i.imgur.com/7vxtQx5.jpg
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:32, archived)

You'd have to be proper bent not to

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:47, archived)

Of course

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:51, archived)

I'd fuck that pussy back in time

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:59, archived)

i.imgur.com/qFri9kE.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:09, archived)

Penus

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:15, archived)

the voice of reason

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:23, archived)

Dammit, just discovered at the worst possible time that our practice manager has been through our trays and has thrown out all my lubricant.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:18, archived)

Gob it is then.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:19, archived)

Right before your scheduled wank?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:22, archived)

Yeah right ,

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:42, archived)

wet finger
just don't let it linger
( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:02, archived)

*shrug*

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:02, archived)

*shruggles*

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:02, archived)

cheers

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 19:19, archived)

It gazed me. I was nice. You can thank me later.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:01, archived)

hey, i was the one who had to cart their drivel over to pastebin
not as easy on a mobile
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:17, archived)

I appreciate your hard work, I just like rolling with the Anti-mod crowd to feel like a rebel.
Wookie mod cunt
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:28, archived)

Hard work ¿ lol

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 20:35, archived)

what?
/edit:

yeah, i don't think so.

post is here for the curious: pastebin.com/x8sCFEfA
(pip2, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:46, archived)

i.imgur.com/crClrO9.gifv
( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:47, archived)

Mods !!!!!!!

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:48, archived)

I'm voting today as shitest forum day of the year , well done everyone

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:57, archived)

cheers

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:57, archived)

It been a team effort of dullards today

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:05, archived)

Oh god

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:48, archived)

www.reactiongifs.com/r/tl.gif
( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:51, archived)

This is very funny. And only gets funnier the more you read.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:54, archived)

I don't know what's happening

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:00, archived)

I thought you were the go to guy for /talk happenings?

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:01, archived)

I'm out of the loop on this one

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:07, archived)

Someone has posted something really shit, and as a jape I've said I think it's really good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:04, archived)

Down with this sort of thing

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:57, archived)

i.imgur.com/1gDMvBo.gif
( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:57, archived)

Fuck off prick

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 17:59, archived)

hi pip welcome aboard
now that you've decided to stick around you might consider using fewer words in your posts, then some people might read them and some of them might not tell you to fuck off
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:05, archived)

You can fuck off and all

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 18:06, archived)

Nan pudding chat.
Did your nan make puddings? Especially slightly strange ones? My one nan made 'lurking pud' which involved angel delight and a fruit 'lurking' underneath.

My other nan made an apple crumble, then often, with the spare pastry a fucking great jam tart, that people tended to prefer to the main event.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:12, archived)

My granny made pistachio ice cream.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:13, archived)

didn't know your gran was Indian

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:14, archived)

Pistachio ice cream was all the rage in 1930s Yorkshire.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:15, archived)

I'd stick my dick
In your nans pudding any day of the week.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:14, archived)

i.imgur.com/oEhVvjZ.gif
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:15, archived)

I'm just mean as I never met my nans
They both died in a gang bang with some b3ta poster from the future
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:21, archived)

www.sadtrombone.com/
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:41, archived)

Apple crumble doesn't involve pastry, Gormo.
My nan made excellent treacle tarts, and the occasional clootie dumpling.

Not pudding related, but she'd serve sausage mash as a giant heap of potato with the sausages sticking out, and make cow pies with pastry horns and tails.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:16, archived)

I meant apple pie.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)

neither of my nan's were mentals
they made normal desserts

soz
( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:16, archived)

I think Gormo was one of those revolting urchins that only ate findus crispy pancakes
and the matriarch had to perform herculean feats just to get him to eat a piece of fruit.

Such irony, considering he's such a bender he's practically 98% fruit.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:18, archived)

Incorrect. My cousin was a right fussy shit who'd only eat sausages, my parents decided they were having none of that, so I eat practically anything.
I was on curry at about 3.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:20, archived)

I imagine they told you you were "special" too.

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:31, archived)

I'm certainly not that.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:34, archived)

I think you might be

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:36, archived)

Nope, just a mediocre idiot I'm afraid.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:37, archived)

sounds pretty special to me

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:40, archived)

Not being a fussy eater sounds 'special' to you?
Have you ever been tested for autism?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:42, archived)

I'm sorry that you got confused about this conversation
but trying to offend me just makes you look even more special
( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:02, archived)

I'm not trying to offend you.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:03, archived)

sure bud

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:04, archived)

apology accepted.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:15, archived)

haha yeah

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:27, archived)

fooooooooooooood
༼ つ◕‿◕༽つ Puddi puddi!

stupid shit fucking forum
( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:16, archived)

Is that Grimace?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:18, archived)

it might as well be

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)

My Nan made apple fritters, but I don't remember the taste, just the smell of them cooking
My grandmother made a christmas pudding but I think she swapped the brandy for super unleaded, based on the fireball that happened when she lit it in the kitchen.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:17, archived)

Your nan remembers the taste of my apple fritter.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)

your nan's got Vagina Angostura
cos she's a bitter old cunt
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:21, archived)

That's quite clever.
Insulting, but sort of witty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:25, archived)

My Nan rather unselfishly lived hundreds of miles away, rarely saw me and sent expensive presents twice a year and chocolate eggs and some cash at Easter
She never made me pudding once. I love my nan I do!
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:19, archived)

we all loved your nan m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:20, archived)

I think I might be his grandfather.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:21, archived)

Alright 'Sam Beckett'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:21, archived)

Ziggy doesn't play guitar.
He prefers cello.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:22, archived)

^Swisscheezing.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:23, archived)

Money can't buy you love, Peej.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:20, archived)

No but it bought me a Sony Walkman which in the Early 80's was better

( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:36, archived)

One of my nans once got me a massive advent calendar where each day had a 'fun size' chocolate bar in it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:22, archived)

a fun size chocolate bar grandpa's penis
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:26, archived)

actual officelol.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:30, archived)

Nope, one died before I was born, the other was hateful and wouldn't speak to my dad because he married an Irish.
This whole threads a bit upsetting to be honest. Thanks mate.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:26, archived)

Are we bad people for not having nans?

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:29, archived)

Well, you do have a nan you spastic, just because you didn't meet her doesn't mean she didn't exist.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:34, archived)

M8 as i said m8 I never met her m8
So it could be a conspiracy
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:39, archived)

You mean you think you might be a test tube baby or some sort of robot?
Doesn't sound very likely
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:44, archived)

test tube babies still have grandparents

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:49, archived)

grandma pyrex lols.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:52, archived)

How do you know?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:00, archived)

I met them at the christening

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:03, archived)

Well, to be fair look how you turned out
so I think she had grounds for not wanting the bloodline polluted with mick genes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:42, archived)

#gingerlivesmatter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:44, archived)

I'm not saying she was wrong, just that I'm upset to have missed out on some dessert.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:45, archived)

My nan used to make a good apple pie
Well I say that. The pastry was excellent. She never quite got the filling right, in my opinion. NANS, EH?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:41, archived)

surely apples is the easy bit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:45, archived)

I do find pastry an utter pain in the arse to work with.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:46, archived)

make a crumble instead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:46, archived)

I've been meaning to make a rhubab crumble. More of a winter 'ting though innit?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:47, archived)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:00, archived)

It totally is a winter pudding. Most hot puddings are winter puddings.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:02, archived)

what if you eat them cold?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:03, archived)

Then you should be turned into soylent green.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:04, archived)

What are you, some sort of animal?

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:05, archived)

yes just a simple-nosed sort

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:08, archived)

Bullshit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:07, archived)

take it up with her, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:47, archived)

I will
gaz me her number
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:48, archived)

she's not on the phone, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:50, archived)

No worries, I've got it.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:51, archived)

one was dead before i was born
the other just made people miserable
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:16, archived)

Did they make people miserable through the medium of pudding?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:17, archived)

pudd offspr
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:23, archived)

no
through twatting them with a walking stick and threatening them with her false leg
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 15:26, archived)

Afternoon

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:01, archived)

alright SSG
what are you up to?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:02, archived)

Having a hot drink

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:02, archived)

a delicious bovril?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:42, archived)

No

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:27, archived)

a mediocre bovril?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:39, archived)

sup

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:05, archived)

Lou Bega knew he had a dodgy tummy when he went for Jobby Number Five.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:09, archived)

I ate too much pasta and had to do an Italian Job

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:11, archived)

Hiya!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:10, archived)

Hello mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:14, archived)

Good lunchtime to you sir

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:15, archived)

Alright

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:18, archived)

Looks like we have a new PM, kids.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:26, archived)

She's worryingly authoritarian and talks about 'extremists' in a way that'd give McCarthy a stiffy.
You can tell she's evil because she won the debate by sitting back and letting her opposition burst into flames.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:29, archived)

She's a battleaxe.
I predict a torrid affair between her and Trump.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:37, archived)

dear god.
Seriously though, she effectively wants to set up a surveillance state.

For some reason people seem to think it's benign if you gather the information with dragnet surveillance rather than the stasi. I'm not sure.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:39, archived)

If you think about Thatcher and Reagan for a moment,
you'll agree that it probably wouldn't be the first time that the "special" relationship included anal.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:40, archived)

It almost makes John Major not look a weirdo for fucking Edwina Curry.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:41, archived)

Say what you like about Major, but that took real courage.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:41, archived)

Apparently the spitting image thing about him being a bore is really inaccurate.
He was supposedly really ruthless; used to set MI5 on people who were going to vote against the whips.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:42, archived)

I think we need a strong leader right now.
we have such a shit show coming up regarding Brexit and she was a remain supporter.

if Hillary gets in, it's a womans world.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:21, archived)

alarmingly, gove might be pushed back into the race

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:32, archived)

He's like a villain that the hero should've killed when they had the chance, but really fucking incompetent.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:34, archived)

him and his cronies visited the building my friend work in the day before the referendum
he didn't even TRY to kill him, i'm very disappointed
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:36, archived)

I think you'd need to kill his wife as well, lest she find another gibbering fuckwit to boss into trying to run the country.
There was an interesting thing in an interview with Jon Snow. Apparently he was on Idi Amin's private jet as a young journalist and he seriously toyed with the idea of nicking his gun and shooting him.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:37, archived)

One stinker of a Times interview is enough to end your chances
Or maybe the money from America ran out when they realised she wasn't palatable in any way shape or form with the grassroots.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:35, archived)

Well, I'm glad we have a woman as Prime Minister.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:36, archived)

Couldn't they have found one that was less of a despot?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:37, archived)

After all, the current Tory party is jam packed with moderates.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:39, archived)

I reckon it's going to get worse as some of the mentals return from ukip.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:40, archived)

I'm hoping that the Labour battle splits the party
and we get a three party system. Soz to the LDs but not you lol
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:42, archived)

It's amazing how the PLP are still claiming everyone else is at fault.
Blind refusal to entertain the idea that people have sussed out they're a bunch of self-interested wankers.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:44, archived)

I was watching Eagle on the news earlier, banging on about how she's going to "save" Labour
and how she's her own woman blah blah.

Yeah, save it by denying the wider party the chance to vote for who they clearly want. It's "saving" Tony's Labour so they can keep their own jobs after committing what looks like political hari-kiri.

Edit: not the EPLP what the fuck am I gibbering about. Christ.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:46, archived)

Exactly.
Not a lot of people agree but I think it's better to have an opposition that may not stand much chance getting elected to one that's basically the same as the Tories. At least the former may exert some influence on the Overton window rather that coasting further rightwards.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:48, archived)

Since 97 the whole lot's been slowly drifting further and further right.
Regardless of whether Corbyn's electable (though I can't see how anybody would claim he isn't given the clear support he's got), without a strongly Left party, there's no anchor holding the 1% nutjobs at least somewhere close to the centre.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:51, archived)

Yeah, exactly. A choice between the Tories and the Torys with a sad voice isn't a choice at all.
I don't think it's conspired. But it is pretty close to 'manufactured democracy'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:53, archived)

100,000 new registered voters in two weeks.
If they force Corbyn off the ballot, there'll be a fucking riot.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:56, archived)

Yeah, Labour's going to self destruct at the hands of people who appear who have joined the wrong party by mistake.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:58, archived)

I honestly wonder what the fuck they were thinking.
Did you see Blair's shock that the Labour party members wanted a socialist leader? I truly believe he'd convinced himself that his party was supported entirely by lipstick liberals.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:02, archived)

It amazes me how he's incapable of seeing how loathed he is.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:03, archived)

Chilcot lolz

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:07, archived)

Tony was the real victim of Iraq.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:08, archived)

"I accept that I acted in inaccurate information, but I'd have done it anyway because he was a prick and George wanted me to
"Why am I not getting any sympathy here?"
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:14, archived)

speaking to floating voters in the key constituency of Nuneaton, they would rather vote for actual Tories than Tory-lite Blairites
the problem is that Labour have lost the support of both the floaters who got them elected in '97 (or rather wanted a change after 18 years of Tory rule) AND their core supporters
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:04, archived)

That was Blair's fuck-up 'the working class will vote for us anyway, they've no option'.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:06, archived)

I can't seem to understand why people are not banging the "corbyn huge mandate from the electorate" gong.
People who signed up to labour to put him in charge, are not going to be pleased if he's pushed out. I'd the LD weren't so feckless they might have done well out of this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:49, archived)

Because the newspapers are all owned by either Dave's college chums
Or American newspaper magnates who seem to have more in common with Dracula than your local binman notnaminganynamesbutI'msureyouknowwhoI'msubtlyhintingat.

His support is not being reported on. Instead they report on the self-delusional nobbers who claim he's losing public support.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:52, archived)

nothing makes me want to support JC more than the clear opposition to him from Murdoch and Dave et al

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:01, archived)

On the other hand JC's most zealot fans
Don't realise that their heartland deserted them for the EU referendum.

They can bang on Facebook and Twitter trying to slap down any dissenters calling them Blairites, but you try that shit on the doorstop they'll get a face full of fuck you.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:50, archived)

The news largely ignored the fact he was out on foot in northern shitholes telling people to vote remain.
Also last time Labour sided with the Tories in a referendum they lost all their Scottish seats.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:52, archived)

Yes, it is all the medias fault
Or maybe that JC's press team are just frankly shite at delivering whatever the fucking message is they are promoting?

Or am I supposed to learn everything the wise man is promoting from Facebook zealot posts?
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:56, archived)

The media were focused on the tories tearing themselves apart.
I doubt Corbyn would've got a look in if he stripped naked and did the willycopter with remain daubed on his chest.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:57, archived)

He has released a Brexit manifesto.
However, true to form, the media hasn't reported on it.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:58, archived)

And if the only people you can resonate with in the media is The Canary
You are fucked.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:01, archived)

When the "free" press only presents one viewpoint
then we're all fucked.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:03, archived)

It's quite depressing watching the BBC meekly report pro-tory stuff as the charter is up for renewal and their existence depends on it.
Funny that the Tories looked into privatising Ch4 when it reported stuff it didn't like isn't it?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:04, archived)

One thing's for sure, that's going to get *tons* better under Supreme Leader May.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:10, archived)

indeed.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:12, archived)

When your press team are fighting more fires because the head of the party can't unify his MP's
The the message is muddied. Multiple spurts of news. No concise message. No reconciliation story.

What do you expect? Every strand to be reported? Give the fuck over.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:10, archived)

I expect a neutral press.
But it's been so long since we've had one, if we ever did, that people have forgotten what it is supposed to look like.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:21, archived)

I might just start reading the Morning Star.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:22, archived)

This has got even worse in the age of social media
Each person is in their own echo chamber, only hearing what they want to hear. The news bias now works in two direction, first from the sources to consume, and now from what we decide to filter out or promote ourselves.

Everyone thinks everything is biased and will throw that term out for even a small whiff of something that doesn't align to 80% of their views. And what cuts through all this? Clear concise messages. Sadly there is only 1 party that can do that currently.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:33, archived)

One of the things I dislike about the internet
is its ability to give voice to those people whose opinions have no business being aired publicly.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:36, archived)

So you avoid it
Avoid, avoid, avoid. Then that opinion rears its head in polite public, we all wring our hands saying "What should we do" and then it goes away. Repeat ad nauseam. It never goes away, people just ignore it. Echo chambers.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:42, archived)

I don't necessarily think you're wrong.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:46, archived)

I've only read this thread because it restates my feelings on the attempted Labour coup, and the media bias on display during the Brexit campaign.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:42, archived)

to be fair
people who like butterscotch angel delight really are paedophiles
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:43, archived)

My nan used to use that to make 'lurking pud'.
Which involved some fruit 'lurking' under the topping.

It was invariably kiwi.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:47, archived)

dude
your nan was fucked UP
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:01, archived)

No, I'm talking about the ones that include wild accusations without any basis in reality.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:47, archived)

60 odd percent of registered Labour voters voted to Remain, as a matter of fact.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:55, archived)

Yeah I saw some analysis suggest that it was mostly middle-class Tories that are responsible for this mess.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:56, archived)

40% didn't give a fuck
Possibly as they don't know what Labour is anymore. Bet the Lib Dem and Greens rallied their votes accordingly.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:58, archived)

I would imagine those were the people trapped in places like Blaenau Gwent
who were looking for something or someone to blame.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:00, archived)

Don't get me wrong, there were plenty of solid reasons for a leftie to vote leave.
Just the whole thing got completely co-opted by the right.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:01, archived)

Most of the leftie arguments I heard relied on blind faith on a very improbably sequence of events.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:02, archived)

The EU really isn't terribly democratic.
But everybody ignored a real debate in favour of cheap immigration shots, letting it get hijacked. The whole thing was a stupid stunt by Cameron to try and shut up the righter wingers in his own party. The referendum was a farce.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:05, archived)

The thing about representitive democracy is that it requires you to elect people to represent you.
That seems to be one of the big problems with Britain's relationship with the EU. Most of the time it gets ignored completely apart from the times it is seen as being a meddling foreign entity.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:08, archived)

My problem with it comes more from the relentless drive to federate.
I'm all for free movement of people, free trade etc but I don't believe a monolithic superstate is in our best interests. We're a minority viewpoint in Europe meaning that any wish of ours for reform will be, and has been, slapped down.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:13, archived)

The problem is a lot of the bits people are critical of the EU for our own government are massively for anyway.
Take TTIP for example - France are standing up to it, whereas Cameron was blindly pushing for it because 'this is the deal that we want'.

Ironically, because of various states refusing to entertain it in it's current form, the EU might reject it and we end up getting the same deal with Europe tippexed out.

Given FPTP and 5 year terms it keeps some things on track - like environmental stuff which our own governments would ignore as they ram through changes they hope the opposition wouldn't appeal. I think we should have a better system that promotes coalitions, with more frequent elections so you can kick out people easier.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:18, archived)

Which I would support.
Unfortunately only the UK, and maybe the Dutch, seem to dislike the current situation.

Sorry, I misread your last paragraph. I thought you were talking about a new system in Europe.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:22, archived)

It's great that they're now begging for someone to make-up the EU funding. Stupid cunts.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:01, archived)

Who researches what the EU does AFTER a referendum?
Unbelievable.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:06, archived)

To be fair. Boris came down to Cornwall and promised we would get the same funding
Cornwall voted leave and said afterwards "Well Boris, you are going to do as you promised right?" and he said "ummmmm, well, what we actually meant was ummmmm"
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:17, archived)

But if only they read posts from Another Angry Voice
They would have changed their minds.... right?
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:03, archived)

I refuse to read a single word of his until he sorts out his appalling design issues

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:06, archived)

Thought it was a sane voice
Then it has gone all "everyone against JC is THE WORST"
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:12, archived)

Dunno, no idea what that is.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:07, archived)

you'd hate him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:13, archived)

Not a huge logical leap.
I hate everyone.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:15, archived)

your nan?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:42, archived)

Natch

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:49, archived)

You're letting this forum turn to shit, just saying

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:13, archived)

how so?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:01, archived)

immigration

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:06, archived)

We need a tougher mod in charge , this liberal moderation has failed

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:08, archived)

he's failing to address the legitimate concerns of /talkers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:09, archived)

Have you seen this thread?

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:06, archived)

s'ok there's a food thread now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:14, archived)

this place is turning to fucking shit, worse than 4chan

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:18, archived)

yeah but the alternative is that i get to decide what is and isn't ok to talk about
which doesn't seem better
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 14:24, archived)

More like sexpot eh lads

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:49, archived)

<s>de </s> tos

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:58, archived)

I am too.
She will clean up this mess.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 13:21, archived)

That sort of thread has no place here
What else is verboten, banned or otherwise not welcome round these parts?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:37, archived)

blacks, Irish, dogs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:38, archived)

I don't really like pun threads. I pretend I do but not really.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

i think they go on too long and posting each pun in a separate post should be punishable by death

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:43, archived)

Throw Momma From The Fart

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:44, archived)

Farts Not Included

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)

Honey! I Fucked The Kids

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:01, archived)

Rob's wife.
It's alright though, she got the house and he's verboten there. All things in balance.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

I don't really believe that Family Manuel has broken up

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:01, archived)

Dunno if I do, either.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:06, archived)

Who banned Rob?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:04, archived)

Society

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:07, archived)

b3tans

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:41, archived)

Dinosaurs
That shit was planted.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:42, archived)

hitler
and jews, they're as bad as each other.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:43, archived)

i dunno, there's plenty of people made to feel unwelcome round these parts
hence why there's only a handful of us left and we're all complete pricks
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:44, archived)

reporting this to the mods

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7963800
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:48, archived)

AWESOME
18 quid though. The one I saw was in Andy's Ex-Military and was about 3 quid
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:59, archived)

well i guess i'll just go and hang myself then

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:01, archived)

Don't, you have so much to live for, etc

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:02, archived)

oh ok, phew

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 12:05, archived)

pretty sure it's them not us though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:54, archived)

It's you mate

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:55, archived)

yep, it must be
every single time
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:58, archived)

No fat chicks

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:55, archived)

Good morning.
I live in London. My name is Rob Manuel. I'm twenty-seven years old.

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Rob Manuel, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are comparable, I simply am not there.
(mingeswingers, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:34, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:35, archived)

and I'm saying that as a friend

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:35, archived)

I've just clicked the 'Add Friend' link. We're now official.

(mingeswingers, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:38, archived)

Does this sort of thing happen a lot around here?
I'm not sure I like it.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:38, archived)

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

(mingeswingers, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

I think they peaked with the Back to the Future theme.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:46, archived)

Yes. I'm not sure where the confusion is.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:41, archived)

I'm not confused, just curious.
And disapproving. So very disapproving.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:44, archived)

that thread's a bit bloated and clunky
here's the sexy new slimline model

so... alright?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:32, archived)

I put frozen berries in me overnight oats.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:35, archived)

I put my oats up your nans frozen berry overnight m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:36, archived)

Bit contrived, m2^3.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:50, archived)

My bag of frozen strawberries and blueberries is heavily weighted in favour of blueberries.
I can't thank you enough for this breakfast suggestion, so I'm not even going to try.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:38, archived)

I think mine had 1 frozen cherry in it.
If I'd had known it's scarcity I'd have probably made an effort to enjoy it more.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7963773
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:48, archived)

fucking hipster

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:49, archived)

My pushbike is a single speed and all.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:55, archived)

god help you

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:56, archived)

It has a pannier set and everything.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)

what, you collect stickers with it?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)

you make your own cheese while you ride?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:59, archived)

only under my BELLEND.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:01, archived)

And you still scrape it off and spread it on ryvita before your office shower, bike prick

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:12, archived)

I walk to work because the time saved by cycling would be spent getting changed and showering.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:41, archived)

yer
going on holiday to Athens next week. Only it's not athens athens, because Poland has a village with the same name for some fucking reason.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:36, archived)

sounds great

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:38, archived)

population 40 apparently

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:14, archived)

Is it because all the buildings are unfinished with bits of re-bar poking out the top?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:38, archived)

Warsaw's been having a proper construction boom recently
they've demolished all the old Communist factories :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:13, archived)

Is it Athens in Georgia?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:41, archived)

yes
Athens in Georgia in Poland
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:50, archived)

one of those paris, texas type deals?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:48, archived)

yeah
apparently Switzerland's nearby
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:49, archived)

That film's ace.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:50, archived)

never seen it

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:23, archived)

Wish you'd stop going on about your holidays
Also you didn't reply to my post.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:04, archived)

I just checked
You replied to the morning thread 4 hours after it was started. That's fucking abysmal. Mine's got all the signs of teething now, but no penetration yet hur hur
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:11, archived)

sup

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:36, archived)

not much
sup witchoo?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:48, archived)

nut 'n' honey

( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:49, archived)

sounds a bit tasty

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:51, archived)

I forgot my chilli sauce so my chicken and rice is a little dry, and not at all spicy
what now?
( MONO!, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)

panic

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)

on the streets of london.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:00, archived)

that was the first Smiths song I ever heard
I hated them instantly
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:16, archived)

cool story, bro

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:27, archived)

STICK YOUR NEW THREAD UP YOUR POOPER!!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:37, archived)

well ok, but only because it's a slimline one
actually, how would that even work? isn't the information that comprises this thread whizzing about all over the place anyway? including, presumably, up my bumhole? can you get wifi inside an anus? WHY ISN'T SCIENCE ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:50, archived)

Cat5 up the pooper

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)

802.11a/n/a/l

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)

Print out the source code, roll it up nice and tight, turn it sideways, and shove it straight up your candy ass.
*eyebrow*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:58, archived)

^roody-poo

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:59, archived)

What was The Rock cooking, manolith?
I never did find out.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:04, archived)

rock cakes, i assume

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:11, archived)

Hell yeah

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:44, archived)

it's got a lovely bezel on, as well

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:50, archived)

kennethwilliams.jpg

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:51, archived)

i do love a good bezel

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:53, archived)

morning, talkers.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:49, archived)

morning, whatever you are.

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:52, archived)

Like the Israelite, I have abandoned Egypt and am in search of my promised land.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:53, archived)

you'll not be persecuted here
unless you turn into a beakering prick
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:03, archived)

I miss my cat.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:09, archived)

cat penis
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:13, archived)

you prick
now I miss my cat too
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:16, archived)

looks like a right spaz
rip
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:18, archived)

Haha nice photo

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:22, archived)

The Godfarter

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 10:57, archived)

Guff Actually

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:04, archived)

Schindler's Fart

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:10, archived)

Silent But Deadly Running

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:17, archived)

The Right Guff

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:32, archived)

Fart Fart: The Farty Fart Story

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:06, archived)

Tailer Park Boys Live
the last time we advertised these guys with B3ta they sold loads of tickets so we're doing it again. COME!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:32, archived)

*comes*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:34, archived)

disgusting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:38, archived)

They hem a mean trouser

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:35, archived)

J-Roc is leaving TPB. It needs killing.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

yer

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 11:33, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 6:33, archived)

lol blanked

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:38, archived)

alright

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:50, archived)

alright manolith
good weekend?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:55, archived)

yeah, it was fine
visited the city museum for the first time in years.
you?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:58, archived)

yeah, got my new carpc installed and pumped out some stupidly loud music
and played some Carmageddon, thanks to your suberb reminder
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:01, archived)

i played a bit of the new one
it was brave of them to make the car handling so faithful to the original
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:06, archived)

oh god yeah
I'd forgotten just how maddening that was
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:11, archived)

at first glance, it looks like the character that was very obviously supposed to be oj simpson appears to be missing

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:23, archived)

The juice is loose!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:27, archived)

in the hoose!

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:29, archived)

proof that the system doesn't work

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:51, archived)

For murder, at least

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:55, archived)

and yet if i was to murder someone, that'd be the one case they DO solve
tsk, typical
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:03, archived)

#GiantHippyLivesMatter

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:03, archived)

'bout time!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:05, archived)

Morning.
Looks like the tent is going to stay up until next weekend.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:55, archived)

wife prefers you out in the garden, eh?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:59, archived)

it's a shame that the tent is the only thing in missus monster munch's life
that can stay up for the whole weekend
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:01, archived)

Why does your missus need a bivvy for work? Has she joined team korda or saink

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:19, archived)

She works with visually impaired children,
so it might just be one more thing for toddlers to fall over.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:00, archived)

the novelty soon wears off

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:26, archived)

STICK SOME MONDAY UP YOUR POOPER!!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 7:59, archived)

Monday is the day of the moon
YOU WANT THE MOON UP YOUR ARSE, DO YA?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:02, archived)

on a stick, probably

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:05, archived)

I enjoy Stewart Lee's work
and to some degree, Richard Herring's. There.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:23, archived)

i like both. lee is the better standup but i like herring's podcast
and tmwrnj was an important part of my adolescent years
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:48, archived)

I judge nearly all people by their interest in music
Lee is ok in my book
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:09, archived)

he thinks you're a cunt
sorry, he asked me not to tell you, but i thought you should know
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:16, archived)

what about Herring?
I couldn't stand to lose his respect
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:19, archived)

you're good
for now
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:22, archived)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:30, archived)

^

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:23, archived)

done and done

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:25, archived)

and I mean done

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:25, archived)

Alright

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:20, archived)

alright mongy
Budweiser hangover worn off yet?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:23, archived)

I gave it all away

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:24, archived)

an hero

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:25, archived)

It's how I roll

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:32, archived)

^ Wham tribute act

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:27, archived)

good morning

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:25, archived)

well met, ess-ess

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:27, archived)

Why on earth are people getting so upset about the fucking Ghostbusters film??
My god, people are stupid.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:36, archived)

because it is shit and rubbish

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:38, archived)

Do you know what, it probably is

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:43, archived)

i might not even download it from piratebay, i'm that cross

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:44, archived)

Vote with your feet, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:44, archived)

can you control your computer with your feet? like all moving the mouse and stuff?
disgusting
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:06, archived)

I can, but I don't

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:08, archived)

I thought Ghostbusters 2 was shit
just throwing that out there
( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:40, archived)

i thought they were all shit

( mongychops, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:42, archived)

And you're right to hold that opinion, SS

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:42, archived)

people get upset about everything
bunch of thin-skinned wankers
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:40, archived)

I blame the internet

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:44, archived)

Loved franchise. Shit film. Idiots.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:47, archived)

The people getting upset because of wimmin are just morons
But even those on the other side are making themselves look stupid now. JUDGE A FILM ON ITS MERITS. Well yeah, most people do. But these aren't intelligent people. Leave them to it.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:54, archived)

i think you know why

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:53, archived)

sexual reasons

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:55, archived)

phwoar

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:56, archived)

I know, I know
because nobody has literally anything better to do with their lives but discuss films
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:56, archived)

and this
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/armed-robbers-use-pokmon-go-8395072
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 8:58, archived)

hardly surprising
as with everything ever, i guess it needs to come with a warning of "don't use this thing to kill/maim yourself please"
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:02, archived)

Just to reiterate my previous point
People are fucking stupid
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:03, archived)

Actually, strike that
Discussion is fine...constantly complaining is another
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:02, archived)

oh stop complaining about it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:10, archived)

but if you complain about a complaint
doesn't it cancel itself out?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:13, archived)

no you're thinking of two wrongs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:20, archived)

I sure am

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:25, archived)

My kids are wanting a cinema visit to see it. I'm somewhat less than keen.
Given that previous films directed by Paul Feig and starring Melissa McCarthy include Bridesmaids, The Heat and Spy, I feel fully justified in my assertion that the new Ghostbusters will be utterly fucking shite.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:04, archived)

All the ingredients certainly point towards that, don't they

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:06, archived)

What a pair of hideous misogynists we must be.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:09, archived)

^mra

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:07, archived)

I'm Steve Ditko's musings on objectivism, made flesh.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:13, archived)

i bet you are, you dirty old bollocks

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:21, archived)

^sexist

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:08, archived)

Some internet nobbers are upset that it's a comedy
since the original was "clearly" a horror movie.

Even the hardcore misogynists are looking a bit sideways at that line of argument.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:24, archived)

Bless 'em.
I couldn't watch past the library ghost, when I was little, but I don't think 7 year old monster munch is a very good benchmark of what constitutes a horror film (I couldn't watch The Goonies, either).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:26, archived)

i used to be afraid of the doctor who theme song

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:34, archived)

The only Doctor Who thing that properly scared me was The Malus.
In retrospect, it's not particularly scary.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Jul 2016, 9:42, archived)