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What?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:10, archived)
Tits, that's what

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:18, archived)
Fair

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:48, archived)

F P
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:59, archived)
Too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 Sep 2016, 21:10, archived)
Fewer than two would be unibreast

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 21:20, archived)
mono?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 22:12, archived)
i fucking love having tits

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 22:34, archived)
phwoar! - spacefish

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 22:40, archived)

in l ve h ving ti
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 22:56, archived)
Lol
Top strikey-g
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 23:42, archived)
jesus

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 23:43, archived)
I bet it's great.
Do you sometimes wonder what it'd be like to have a willy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 23:11, archived)
I sometimes consider what it must be like not being able to just have a slash in an alleyway if you decide you need a piss on the way back from the pub or in a sink or through a letterbox and reckon it'd be
Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 23:44, archived)
twelfth dan in pelvic floor training is the 3 foot forward arc

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 0:02, archived)
In the butt

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 22:49, archived)
Isn't it your job to find out?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 23:46, archived)
austin 3.16 says i just whooped your ass

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 12 Sep 2016, 0:31, archived)
sunday is dull as fuck
imma get twatted and listen to AC/DC.
who's in?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 16:43, archived)
I have to get on a train to London shortly.
I might get smashed on the train.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 16:59, archived)
at those prices?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:07, archived)
Ah if I had thought on I would have bought it before getting on the train.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:12, archived)
I had one beer and its gone straight to my head
I blame the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:06, archived)
lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:07, archived)
you were right, it was the flywheel
thank fuck I didn't have to foot that bill
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:36, archived)

flywheel beagle
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:57, archived)
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror!

(Dad Joke, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:08, archived)
i quit drinking for good
now i just drink for evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:11, archived)
My dr told me to stop drinking, then 5 minutes later he asked me to stop laughing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:40, archived)
You know what they say, an alcoholic is someone who drinks more than their doctor!
And I'm proud to say that I have much fewer alcoholic patients than any of my GP partners.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:26, archived)
went to a horse show. got in an argument with a bloke about my dog. going to drink now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:27, archived)
probably shouldn't have entered your labradoodle in the gymkhana

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:37, archived)
Why would you take a dog to a live sex show ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:41, archived)
audience panticipation?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:01, archived)
The dog is his significant other.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:28, archived)
The obvious reasons.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:10, archived)
Well maybe the dogs want to meet up for anonymous sex in a public place.
Or 'humanning', as they call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 21:56, archived)
I think I've made my feelings about dog owners fairly clear.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:27, archived)
I don't think I've read anything about how you feel about dog owners.
But it's bound to be bullshit like everything else you harp on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:10, archived)
I've just been for a stoned beach walk whilst listening to Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus
Now I'm having a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:03, archived)
I love Charles Mingus
and getting stoned
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:34, archived)
I don't normally subscribe to albums sounding better stoned, but this one really does.
When it finished I put on Jimmy Mcgriff - The Worm.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:53, archived)
I prefer sand beaches haha

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:28, archived)
fuck yeah, Sunday drinking

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:38, archived)
I've been trying to save money for the past few weeks by not buying alcohol. I've now drunk pretty much everything normal in the cupboard and am left with some chocolate wine, a bottle of limoncello shaped like a shoe,
some vile looking vanilla flavoured 'Mayan' booze my sister brought back from Mexico and a bottle of 100% alcohol I bought in Cyprus.
Trying to decide which to drink, bearing in mind I have work tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:35, archived)
make a cocktail out of all three of them

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:46, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:17, archived)
CHOCOHOL

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:11, archived)
yeah, this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:18, archived)
Just been invited to join my boy's roller hockey club.
Looks like a good way to injure myself.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:47, archived)
On the roof, with Gatorade

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 20:21, archived)
Sounds like this 'mindlessness therapy' I've heard so much about.
Good man, go with my blessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:48, archived)
I hate the word 'mindfulness', anyone that uses it has decided they'd rather sound like an empty middle-manager than a crusty.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:55, archived)
The process itself appears to involve retuning yourself to believe everything is fine despite all environmental evidence suggesting it's not.
Or 'cognitive dissonance' as it's also known.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 18:58, archived)
I have no idea what people mean by it,
and no desire to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:00, archived)
Being 'mindful' of something can fuck off as well.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7986594
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:02, archived)
Ignorance is peace, and you've shattered my inner calm.
Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:12, archived)
Fix it with stoicism.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:19, archived)
Zackly.
Mindlessness is loads better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:30, archived)
I bought a new watch , it was cheap ,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:21, archived)
Probably a fake then

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:36, archived)
Lols

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:48, archived)
I'm toying with getting a 70'S jump hour thingumy.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 19:57, archived)
I got a new joke book:
The Muppets Frogs are funny! JOKE BOOK
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 13:16, archived)
Page 10:
THAT GONZO IS SO DUMB.
HE JUST HEARD
WE'RE RUNNING SHORT ON WATER...

SO HE WANTS US TO DILUTE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 13:19, archived)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 13:41, archived)
Page 22:
A GUY WALKS
INTO A DINER,

THERE'S A HORSE BEHIND
THE COUNTER, THE HORSE JUST
LOOKS AT THE GUY AND SAYS,

"What's the matter?
Surprised to see me here?"

AND THE GUY SAYS,

"Yeah, did the cow
sell the place?":)
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 13:24, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 13:42, archived)
Page 98:
TWO AMOEBAS WALKED
OUT OF A BAR.

ONE AMOEBA SAYS
TO THE OTHER,

"Say, is that the sun
or the moon?"

THE OTHER AMOEBA SAYS,

"I don't know.
I don't live around here.":)
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 13:38, archived)
i don't understand

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 13:42, archived)
Page 666
- Chapter Seven -
- Gay Muppet Jokes -


"MAANIMAAAL"
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 14:32, archived)
I just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore!

(Dad Joke, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 15:14, archived)
NOBODY CARES M8
Although I like the horse one #wakka
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 15:18, archived)
I missed you so much

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 15:19, archived)
Heaux meaux

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 15:22, archived)
I know a frog with a wooden leg by the name of smith

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 16:20, archived)
WHAT IS THE NAME OF HIS OTHER APPENDAGE??!?!?!!
A ha ha haha hahahsgsbnjffv
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 17:07, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 7:42, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 11 Sep 2016, 8:09, archived)
alrighty windy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 8:13, archived)
Morning grrry , bit chilly this morning

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 10:12, archived)
30 degrees here, mental weather

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 11:24, archived)
happy eleven nine, everyone

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 10:22, archived)
It's the most wonderful time of the year

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 10:34, archived)
If I knew then what I know now eh

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 10:40, archived)
Can't believe it's been 15 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 10:50, archived)
^loutl

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 11:22, archived)
I've seen more tweets and Facebook posts about Danny Dyer's 'slags' comment today
than ones about the actual terror attacks.

But then, I immediately went on Twitter when I woke up this morning and joked about Danny Dyer myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 13:05, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 10:26, archived)
alright broady

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 11:24, archived)
Zippedy fucking doo dah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 10:37, archived)
christ Dillon, have another toke, you've come down hard mate

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 11:24, archived)
9/11

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 10:50, archived)
0.8181 m8, no-one uses that imperial nonsense any more

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 11:25, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 12:14, archived)
Good morning /talk friends.
How are we? What have we been drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 1:14, archived)
Everything, currently on rum and coke and watching UFC
Been #ignoringdoubledeckers for about 6 hours now
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 11 Sep 2016, 3:55, archived)
Eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 20:29, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 Sep 2016, 20:40, archived)
How do, Windy
Just keeping the board moving like. Back to the beers :D
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 20:47, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 21:25, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 22:58, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 7:16, archived)
morning grrrmachine
relaxation or terror on your list today?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 7:48, archived)
I unwind by spreading mass fear
so a bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 8:02, archived)
^serial chiller

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 10:22, archived)
That's why they're called Frosties m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 10:29, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 8:17, archived)
Alright willenium

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 8:54, archived)
Alright .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 8:23, archived)
Superfluous punctuation there
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 8:54, archived)
Sometimes my phone does its own thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 8:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 8:29, archived)
alright broadsword
I watched Where Eagles Dare last night
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 8:55, archived)
the pipes are callinh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 9:10, archived)
I'm on the bus to the airport. Sweating out last nights wine drinking extravaganza.
I'm not a popular smell on this bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 Sep 2016, 9:02, archived)
You're the tourist everybody hates m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 10:31, archived)
You have probably actually improved the smell on the bus

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 16:21, archived)
¡mañana!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 9:10, archived)

ma pu
a i
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 10:32, archived)
I think we're approaching "peak strikey-g".

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 11:04, archived)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 10:39, archived)
I just read this and had an existential crisis. Send help.
m.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/procrastinator-discovers-this-is-the-best-he-can-do-20160910113597
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 11:14, archived)
mobile links can do one meight

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 11:44, archived)
Always focusing on the superfluous like an Internet autist.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 12:06, archived)
Grrry has a degree in Fine Aut, dontcha know.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 13:10, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 13:11, archived)
you know what,
i prefer mobile links, they don't bring my browser to a crawl with all the unnecessary bunkum the full desktop page tries to send.

I used to think, back in the day, that there should just be one URL and it should detect and render appropriately. The problem with that approach is that they always assume you've spent a grand on your PC within the last 6 months, like the person who designed the page obviously did. As opposed to the 8-year-old low-end PC that i actually use.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 16:31, archived)
When done well reactive design is definitely the best way to go about things.
I know what you mean though. My netbook is unusable for browsing the web these days. And that's with adblock and ghostery blocking lots of nonsense.

It's also got fewer horizontal pixels than my phone in portrait.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 17:28, archived)
it should be done server-side,
at least partially, i have a javascript blocker and the amount of ostensibly text-only content that just won't even appear is astonishing.

and then there's the stuff that demands to set cookies for no obvious reason

someone's 1000-word blog post is now a bigger download than the full text of War and Peace
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 17:38, archived)
Yeah I gave up on no script because it breaks everything.
I think things like angular build the entire dom in Javascript.

I'm not 100% on this but the cookies stuff could be just down to the webserver, tomcat will set your session id in a cookie as soon as you make a request unless you force it to fallback to url rewriting, which is worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 17:48, archived)
trying to get media to play is a bit like defusing a bomb sometimes,
it's a bit of a pain in the arse but it's a choice between some things not working, and some other things not working, so...

i don't really feel i need a session id just to read plain text content. unless i'm logging in somewhere or putting things in a shopping cart, cookies can go do one. i discovered Google set an evercookie on my work PC, i was furious. i consider that essentially hacking.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 18:28, archived)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 18:48, archived)
That's why I prefer ghostery to noscript; someone else has already done the heavy lifting.
Y'know what I really don't like the sound of though? Node.js, just why on earth would you want to do your server-side stuff in js?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 19:19, archived)
oh i don't even,
Javascript is a whole bag of argh, still, i've heard as much terror about Ruby. Is there a good server-side scripting language yet? Python seems the best of the bad bunch so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 19:30, archived)
Python's meant to be alright, perl maybe.
I've been meaning to play with python. Actually thought of something I could knock up that'd be mildly useful for me.

I did have a look at something in it, but the db abstraction library and the fact it wasn't mvc made my head spin,it was all too different in one go.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 19:48, archived)
Perl is like a programming language Q*Bert invented,
it's powerful but i don't want to look at it, i think i'd go blind if i had to code in Perl all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 20:14, archived)
A morning thread on a Saturday?
Now I don't know what to think
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 11:26, archived)
Might go and get a fry up.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 11:33, archived)
Extra black pudding on mine m8

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 12:01, archived)
I don't want to ignore shift workers and those with McJobs m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 11:43, archived)
it's a rainy day
sunshine babe
it's a rainy day
sunshine girl
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 13:34, archived)
bot get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 16:43, archived)
bump

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 16:55, archived)
In b4 404

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 17:03, archived)
+1 for 8000000

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 17:37, archived)
I'm off to page 13

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 Sep 2016, 17:43, archived)
Ah...that's better
Have a good weekend, boys & girls
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:21, archived)
Had a widdle ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:24, archived)
Sort of
I put spanishfly on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 18:58, archived)
Fair play, everyone should , I see now after logging out he's the same unlikable human

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:12, archived)
same

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:12, archived)
You'll miss nothing, 2 years I reckon I've done

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:17, archived)
He'll be banned soon anyway

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:23, archived)
plenty of others played the mental illness card, it don't wash now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:30, archived)
If it was in anyway funny , rip fat ballbag

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:34, archived)
And you 2H.
All this bodybuilding talk mystifies me.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:24, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:24, archived)
Ciao

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:29, archived)
Did you go watch shopping

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:31, archived)
No mate. Blew all my cash on drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:33, archived)
Why not eh , if there was a paneria store they are worth a pop in, tell them how you admire the old military diving watches and you'll get free drinks as you try them on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:45, archived)
These look stunning, I'd love to see one in the wild
www.paneraibluedial.com/en/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:51, archived)
You too like
Looking like a quiet one for me this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 18:43, archived)
I've been stranded on the bog with dead legs for 5 minutes.
This is my life now.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:13, archived)
minecraft pe will do that to a man
child
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:33, archived)
What's a mine craft pe?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:53, archived)
dunno, I think it's like a pokemon or a spanishfly
kids are always spending too much time with it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 19:56, archived)
Ha. I'm watching the blaxploitation classic Dolemite.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 20:05, archived)
any good?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 20:17, archived)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 20:32, archived)
Is that an unemployed gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 20:21, archived)
Alright guys how much are we benching these days YOU HENCH MOTHERFUCKERS??
What's the stack you are running?

Getting good gains yeah?

Yeah?

YEAH?

FUCK YEAH??
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:18, archived)
Ahhhh that pesky Two Hats.
I feel so very left out and alone.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:45, archived)
RIP William the Conqueror who died today in 1087
neva 4 get
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:16, archived)
but was he all that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:19, archived)
I'll vouch for him

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:23, archived)
i dunno, he knew our army was stretched up north fighting but he still went after us at hastings, bit off that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:29, archived)
I might conquer you

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:19, archived)
Working your way through the family?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:20, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:22, archived)
Watt?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:27, archived)
oil up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:23, archived)
Wanna wrestle in a big vat of olives?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:24, archived)
do I!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:24, archived)
Sundried tomatoes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:27, archived)
Don't be stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:30, archived)
I wasn't sure where the boundaries were
Now I know I can assure you I will never make this mistake again.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:33, archived)
Just think a bit about the nature of sundries tomatoes.
If you wrestle in them you'd get one go and then basically be wrestling in passata. Whereas olives, you could lift out all the broken ones and go again.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:46, archived)
I don't like olives, could I use grapes instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:47, archived)
No, too weak. You'd just have grape juice after round 1
No one is asking you to eat the olives, just enjoy the slimy oil against your skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:51, archived)
It is this kind of problem solving that brothels are missing

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:24, archived)
Sundry tomatoes?
Like, tomatoes of no particular sort, just whatever happened to be hanging around?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:52, archived)
n

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:53, archived)
o

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:57, archived)
b

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:57, archived)
L

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:58, archived)
^ stoops

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:33, archived)
I met a very tall black man last night in the hotel bar
When he introduced himself he told me his name was 'Big L'

When I asked what the 'L' stood for he said...'watttaya mean? It stansz for L innit, pfft'
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:19, archived)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:21, archived)
Leroy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:23, archived)
Like 'Fuckin L'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:25, archived)
whenever anyone owes him money,
there's gonna be L to pay
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:30, archived)
Do it again go on I dare you

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:32, archived)
Jesus, you are a weird little man, aren't you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:35, archived)
Yes thanks for noticing

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:45, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsOfpZRX_TU
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7986407
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:37, archived)
You shit posting boring cunt

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:48, archived)
the blonde lady saw sense, then?
anyway, i'm off. i'll stop shitposting and boring everyone. sorry guys!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:56, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:57, archived)

i.imgur.com/eYrRY26.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:57, archived)
As in "The".
^ works better if he's Hispanic
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:06, archived)
I have no idea what you are banging on about but I am gonna say no

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:22, archived)
^ mexican't

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:25, archived)
mexican't...teach

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:28, archived)
He was bastard born

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:22, archived)
hey now
family forum
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:24, archived)
I mean it in the correct context, he was illegitimate
And now I'm reading about the Crusades, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:31, archived)
Guillaume le Conquerant, I call him

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:25, archived)
bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:26, archived)
Say that to his fucking face, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:27, archived)
I fucking will
seeing him tonight for a pint
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:28, archived)
You having a drink with a dead man?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:31, archived)
he will be after I've finished with him

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:34, archived)
I've got your back, dog

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:45, archived)
It worked for Jimmy White.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:43, archived)
X

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:27, archived)
oh aye, old billy conkers

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:27, archived)
big ole conkers he liked to be called

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:28, archived)
i'll bet he did, the dirty old conkers.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:30, archived)
I have to go into silent mode now.
A very very attractive blonde lady has just sat down next to me on the train
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:38, archived)
Just flap your cock out and start jacking it
Works most of the time, women are overcome by the raw masculinity, trust me on this

#muppsrelationshipguru
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:48, archived)
I am off the train now.
I think my alcoholic breath may have ruined my chances.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:23, archived)
Tell her she's got a smashing blouse on.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:50, archived)
That's how I met my first husband

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:56, archived)
Tell me, do you use Timotei?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:58, archived)
I don't touch none of that shit mate
And neither will you if you know what's good for you
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:25, archived)
it's shampoo,
you're not supposed to drink it
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 20:26, archived)
bump

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 17:18, archived)
normal morning service can resume now
unless I've been ousted or there's been a coup or not enough phone in voters or summink
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:08, archived)
My c&a/berlin story gained more traction that I thought it would
so that's something
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:11, archived)
there's loads of C&As over here m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:12, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:13, archived)
I ain't one-upping you though
One in Berlin is a way more interesting tale
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:16, archived)
On his first day back at school, my youngest had to talk about what he did over the summer
He said "We went to the Mall of Berlin. Really good shops."

What they must think of us at that school.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:17, archived)
don't worry I am sure his colleagues in the staff room had done something nearly as interesting in their break
(you see I am suggesting that your youngest is actually a TEACHER and not a pupil at all!!! :-D)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:20, archived)
haha this also works with a story about bullying

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:21, archived)
pfffft so it does brilliant
I am going to make a note of these posts
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:22, archived)
Some bloke here on our friday get-together announced they had a good weekend last week because 'they eat some good chicken'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:26, archived)
someone at my old job once asked me my evening plans and the honest answer was 'eat a pie'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:30, archived)
Well, what would you do with a pie?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:31, archived)
ask jason biggs

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:33, archived)
Liar.
I bet you don't even have his phone number.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:35, archived)
that's true. i have to contact him through his agent

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:38, archived)
Tell him to stay away from my dinner.
away about
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:45, archived)
There's nothing wrong with that.
Would you initiate a conversation about it being the highlight of your weekend.

I like to respond to nosiness with exceptional vagueness so I often tell inquiring colleagues I plan to 'have a bit of a sit down' and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:33, archived)
On the paralympic swimming last night, they said that they were "intellectually disadvantaged" or something
I can't find a reference to it online though.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:12, archived)
That means they haven't read Plato
Right?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:12, archived)
can't say i blame them
"august 17th. i invented the plate. for the rest of my life i quite literally 'dined out' on that fact. lol!"
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:33, archived)
I found this funnier than I ought to have.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:35, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:35, archived)
Intellectually Impaired, that's it
I wonder what the threshold is
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:13, archived)
Can't be that high, children and animals swim and they're both dead stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:15, archived)
I wonder if they'd consider signing up for /talk

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:13, archived)
seems unlikely
they have training and that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:14, archived)
oh wait OK let's take a rain check on that invitation

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:18, archived)
but it's afternoon
the standards on this forum have really slipped
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:12, archived)
this isn't a morning thread though
it's just an announcement about morning threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:13, archived)
you are history's greatest monster

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:15, archived)
Greatest in what sense?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:16, archived)
*makes "wide" gesture*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:17, archived)
how rude

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:57, archived)
fewer

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:18, archived)
I beg to differ.
Haha, geddit? Because "monster" is part of my username! And I'm great!
Such larks...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:30, archived)

yeah, great
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:35, archived)
Mmm, sweet Venus...
That may have been the second episode I ever saw.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:38, archived)
what was the 6th episode you saw?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:39, archived)
No idea.
I can only identify the first with any certainty.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:46, archived)
i think the first one i saw was 'bart the general' at my friend russell's house
he had sky tv and battlechess on his computer. it was great
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:55, archived)
Same here, except it was on vhs at my godparents house.
I had to visit my dad at work of I wanted to play battlechess.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 14:01, archived)

V P
That may have been the second episode I ever saw.
STRIKEY-G
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:41, archived)
good one

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:43, archived)
cheers m8

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:44, archived)
Our values has dropped
But don't shed a tear
Some walk like they own the place
Whilst others creep in fear
Try if you can to walk like a man
But you don't come near (Spanishfly you twatcuntfucktard)
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:19, archived)
Bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:18, archived)
you're the owen smith to my corbyn m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:19, archived)
I'd rather be the John Major to your Tony Blair. Way sexier

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:21, archived)
mel smith to your corbett more like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:22, archived)

/john le mesurier to your hattie jacques
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:24, archived)

smith hart
corbyn koko b. ware
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:30, archived)
this makes like literally no sense to me whatsoever

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:46, archived)
that's fine

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:55, archived)
HIGH ENERGY!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:48, archived)
SAW can fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:51, archived)
i was reminded of 'well dunn' the other day
that was the era when i completed a panini sticker album.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:57, archived)
wow
you'd need reminding
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 14:00, archived)
I saw a Max Moon t-shirt online recently
Definitely would've bought it except for the shipping being more than the bloody shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 14:07, archived)
wow.
this is the shirt you should get
i.imgur.com/MLgz8fdl.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 14:15, archived)
Jesus
Who's wearing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 14:15, archived)
jbl hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 14:24, archived)
nevr4get :(

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:49, archived)
rip blue blazer, wiv da angles (not kurt)

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:57, archived)
bottom get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:30, archived)
bump

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:36, archived)
great

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:49, archived)
Happy Independence Day North Korean boarders!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:06, archived)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:08, archived)
np

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:10, archived)
Praise be to our glorious leader
That rat bastard is a great son of a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:11, archived)
yeah well anyway, 3/7 for me this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37310597
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:53, archived)
is something upsetting you hun?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:55, archived)
new medication innit
back to normal once they get the dosage right
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7986178
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:55, archived)
Hello spinsleflims
What's the haps?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:56, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:59, archived)
ur gonna get b& m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:03, archived)
do this again
i dare you. i double dare you, motherfucker.
do this one more time
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:04, archived)
Get fucked four eyes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 15:13, archived)

Sbbfuehdbsndbr again
i dare you. i double dare you, motherfucker.
do this one more time
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 16:12, archived)
yeah well anyway, 3/7 for me this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37310597
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:46, archived)
Only 3 / 7 for me as well

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:49, archived)
4/7

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:49, archived)
also
www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-masturbated-outside-primark-because-11861114#ICID=FB-Wales-main
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:50, archived)
He should have done it in Italy, perfectly legal over there
well, more legal than here anyway
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:51, archived)

he could no longer afford prostitutes Woolies has closed down
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:57, archived)
swansea is the only place in the uk that still has a woolies
not to mention that also have a c&a and happy shoppers on every corner
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:01, archived)
I wonder why that is
I saw a c&a in Berlin. I took a picture of it for my mum. She asked what it was like inside. I said I didn't go in.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:02, archived)
What do they call a Big Mac?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:04, archived)
die biggen macenschmertzen

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:09, archived)
Then what happened

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:05, archived)
she said 'oh'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:09, archived)
is this a quote? I love it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:06, archived)
yes, I suppose it is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:10, archived)
I personally drive over three hundred and fifty miles out of my way every week in order to have teacakes at the last surviving lyons corner house, in swansea

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 13:04, archived)
2

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:52, archived)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:53, archived)
Please Don't Make Me Cry Your score: 3/7

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:59, archived)
anyone doing anything interesting this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:28, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:29, archived)
Alright Paul Pogba

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:50, archived)
Just going to leave this here.
www.vice.com/en_uk/read/london-rental-opportunity-of-the-week-what-happened-in-the-dread-house-edition
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:29, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echolalia
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:31, archived)
worshipping our lord jesus christ
LIKE THE REST OF YOU SHOULD BE *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:33, archived)
I should get something to eat really
but I'm not all that hungry. Thing is, if I don't eat now, I'll be hungry later, then it'll be too late because I won't want to spoil my dinner. My life is so hard. I'm just thankful I let Jesus into my life. I don't know what I'd do without him.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:37, archived)
#blessed

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:42, archived)
that's interesting you should say that because he told me you're quite annoying to live with and he's always finding the milk's run out and you leave all the cups in the sink unwashed

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:43, archived)
He should forgive him then

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:47, archived)
yeah ok but he just got a dog and he's never in to take it for walks, so jesus is having to take it to the park every day, and it's chewed up most of his sandals, and barks all night, jesus isn't good on no sleep, he gets cranky

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:54, archived)
i worship only that which i can see

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:51, archived)
Enjoying this hotel
Free bar. I repeat the hotel has a free bar.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:37, archived)
Iron, Mars or 9?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:38, archived)
#infest

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:44, archived)
No
Splendido Marveloso
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:44, archived)
See, already squiffy
Drinks on me if you are in the area.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:45, archived)
I'm in AN area
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:55, archived)
No plans really
Just picked this up because it's free might give it a blast, heard the Tropico games are OK
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:38, archived)
I wonder if anyone will be knitting and getting harrassed by needy spastics?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:39, archived)
who'd be that lucky, it seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:43, archived)
Tropico 4 is on the PS4? That seems odd, it came out in 2011
Also playing sim / management games with a pad is just wrong

EDIT: It's Tropico 5 you're thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:44, archived)
Helping some friends move house tomorrow.
Sunday - techno festival in the paaaaark.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:43, archived)
anyone doing anything interesting this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:02, archived)
I'm not. HTH
Foxy Brown is on Netflix, might watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:03, archived)
don't be silly

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:11, archived)
I'm going to this. It promises to be haramtastic.
heyevent.uk/event/ber7r4fnxhmjca/topsham-beer-and-bacon-festival-2016
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:12, archived)
see you there!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:13, archived)
O RLY?
Will we recognize each other by a secret sign, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:17, archived)
I'll be there in spirit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:20, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:21, archived)
as a gluten free vegan, this is offensive to me

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:14, archived)
excellent use of haram

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:23, archived)
'HARAM' is 60% 'HAM'.
Make's U Think !????!?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:26, archived)

I usually try to avoid thinking but you've outwitted me :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:28, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:13, archived)
pouring some out for my fallen homies

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:14, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:14, archived)
Airkix tomorrow
Fake skydiving
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:21, archived)
No plans really
Just picked this up because it's free might give it a blast, heard the Tropico games are OK
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:21, archived)
that was free on ps4 a few months back, still not played it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:27, archived)
Been drafted out to Amsterdam for a conference
So inside of the Rai for me all weekend :(
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:22, archived)
knitting and getting harassed by needy spastics
so no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:25, archived)
hey, we barely harass you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:28, archived)
Yeah, don't flatter yourself, Monkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:31, archived)
i only get harassed bu family spastics

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 12:43, archived)
Morning guy's
Got a bit of a high dick this morning
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 7:30, archived)
Have you been watching someone dance?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 7:54, archived)
No, that's the odd thing
That always gives me a high dick, don't know where this one came from though
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:02, archived)
Ah
well nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:05, archived)
I blame Ghana
Too bloody hot
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:26, archived)
It's not the heat that gets you
it's the humidity.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:28, archived)
plugged into the sweat of a summer street

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:46, archived)
shouldn't mix electricity with liquids, man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:14, archived)
but water follows a current, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:17, archived)
good point
and then there's hydroelectric power. i'm going to need to meditate on this
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:26, archived)
lol, dickhead!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:40, archived)
^ bit intolerant that m8
My cephallic brothers and I want to be treat the same as everybody else
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:42, archived)
I stand by my previous comment.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:47, archived)
liked, commented and subscribed

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:47, archived)
Thx buddy x x

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:13, archived)
Bumping for justice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:51, archived)

bumping taking off every zig
+great
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 8:58, archived)
my dick's ok thx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:07, archived)
That's good to know, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:15, archived)
nice and clean, i gave it a good scrub this morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:17, archived)
up by an attack on an _albacor_, a young kid roasted whole, or rather baked in a lump of clay with wood-ashes heaped over him, and brought to table on a tea-tray! Shade of Gargantua, how we ate! I blessed that fiery Arab for giving

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:16, archived)
I think Tangled has been hacked, guys

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:17, archived)
you said it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:20, archived)
I can't claim all the credit here
I borrowed this from Isaura Scully, who you can get in touch with at [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:26, archived)
got an out of office message

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:28, archived)
it's already the weekend in Italy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:31, archived)
Well that led me down a rabbit hole, thanks
Might have to read the whole thing at some point
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:21, archived)
Jessica Alba - cor!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:21, archived)
plz continue

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:25, archived)
me such an appetite. There was a good deal of smoking going on at odd times during breakfast; but nobody ventured beyond a _cigarro_ of paper and fine-cut before we attacked the _albacor_.
When coffee was served, each man lighted a _puro_, one of the biggest of Caba�a's Regalias; and serious and solemn puffing then set in. It was a memorable breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:30, archived)

The _Administrador_, or steward of the estate, had evidently
done his best to entertain his patron the Don with becoming
magnificence, nor were potables as dainty as the edibles wanting to
furnish forth the feast.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:34, archived)
looks like i'm a bit late for this morning thread
but good use of the lingo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 9:48, archived)
Someone should update the beethreeter dictionary
The vernacular of this place has come on in leaps and bounds from the primitive FUCKLIFT days
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:00, archived)
yeah, it's all very highbrow

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:13, archived)
get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:00, archived)
*gotten

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:00, archived)
true

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:02, archived)
and

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:02, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:03, archived)
dem dubs

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 10:11, archived)
Rip prince buster :(
Post it vids
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Sep 2016, 21:43, archived)
Prince died months ago
And don't call me buster.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 8 Sep 2016, 21:48, archived)
what's it to you, buster?
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 9 Sep 2016, 0:32, archived)
:(
youtu.be/DDfvXrMnJu0
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Sep 2016, 21:59, archived)

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