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Homemade Beef stew and dumplings
You?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:57, archived)

Ladies' tits and fannies

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:01, archived)

It all our Homemade Beef stew and dumplings are we led it off the road.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:03, archived)

No, having something different

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:09, archived)

Arancini

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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:10, archived)

I clicked this because I like arancini

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:15, archived)

x

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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:23, archived)

What the hell is arancini?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:24, archived)

I'm afraid you're gonna have to google it m2^3, in the middle of afternoon surgery right now

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:35, archived)

A poor man's Fungilli

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:26, archived)

Italian spiders

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:31, archived)

Dunno.
My shopping list has stuff on it to make Chana Masala, Carbonara and Thai Veggie Noodles.

Given it's a Monday I'll probably go for the Carbonara as it requires the least amount of fuckerage.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:13, archived)

have chips with it

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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:25, archived)

n
I once saw my builder housemate appraise his fucking mountain of pies, chips and beans and decide it wasn't enough food, and promptly lob a load of super noodles over the top of it all.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:28, archived)

Beans on toast.
Unless I go to the shop. If I do it'll be something else.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:19, archived)

Maybe we could all club together and buy you a tin of beans and sausage

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:26, archived)

I'm not poor. I'm lazy

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:26, archived)

Back when I was a povvo student I noticed that the smartprice beans and sausage was cheaper than just smartprice beans.
Makes you think.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:29, archived)

Cheap sausages are the best sausages.
But smartprice beans are inedible.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:06, archived)

Fuck off

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:24, archived)

Such a charmer

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 17:36, archived)

30 paracetamol

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:02, archived)

Dreadful beakering.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:06, archived)

Internet says 24g of Paracetamol is generally accepted to be a fatal dose, I'd take 60 just to be sure

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:15, archived)

It's a cry for attention, not a serious attempt
For fuck's sake
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:24, archived)

It's like 12p for 12, do a tenners worth

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:24, archived)

Might crush em and do a line, goddamn what a rush

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:27, archived)

^ Dr Kevorkian

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:51, archived)

Dunno
Something artisan probably
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:35, archived)

www.coco-de-mer.com/artisan-sex-toys/ ?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 18:42, archived)

Fuck

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 19:52, archived)

I've just read about transabled people.
Who else needs to get a fucking grip?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:58, archived)

What's that then?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:01, archived)

People who feel like they should be disabled in spite of being fine.
Some even go as far as to mutilate themselves or even remove limbs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:03, archived)

Good for them.
How many of us "normals" would have the guts to hack of a limb in pursuit of our lifelong dreams?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:06, archived)

some might consider a vertebra

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:08, archived)

+it is wafer thin

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:13, archived)

Something about injecting your knees with 22cc's of feces

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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:10, archived)

pls don't make light of my body integrity identity disorder

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:07, archived)

^ Can't wank with his eyes open without vomiting

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:09, archived)

I'll make light work of your knee caps

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:15, archived)

ok I'm interested
gaz me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:20, archived)

It sounds like they could do with their noggins fixing rather than having limbs hacked off.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:11, archived)

Jason when he is hand finishing

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:05, archived)

windy's going to assist him though

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:15, archived)

The Klingons
Calm down yer twats, you got the Borg out there fucking shit up, why you bothering some pricks flying round in their spaceship? Wankers
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:15, archived)

Nerd

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:17, archived)

When you label you disable
You flid
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:24, archived)

Just kidding all that stuff is shit

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:23, archived)

How come when Picard got turned into Locutus of Borg he was saved yet whenever any other crew member gets borg'd Picard was like 'meh, unlucky mate'.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:27, archived)

If you are mates with Ian McKellen
You get off most crimes
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:33, archived)

People who chop off their wanking hand so they can have it replaced by a super-strong robotic one.
Now they're getting a fucking grip.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:24, archived)

Haven't seen a Japanese comic based on this, yet
You could make a fortune
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:25, archived)

Super Igirisu Pineapple Wankuspanna Robot Team

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:27, archived)

You're thinking of Geitentetsu No Hakobane No Jutsikaitenmegamishintaisatsu Kaikyutsu Team Action Force Geborro Nandayo Squad X Saisei

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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:42, archived)

I thought that was the hentai version of Fly Fishing, by J. R. Hartley.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:54, archived)

If that doesn't exist, it should

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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:55, archived)

all of them

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:30, archived)

I might go home in a minute

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:34, archived)

I don't blame you
I mean, that's where you live, after all
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:37, archived)

True

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:40, archived)

i.imgur.com/6K4GLbW.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:58, archived)

The chump who bought
These at auction
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:36, archived)

Defcon bongle for McBeef right there.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:39, archived)

She had to have them cleaned
They were covered in REICHMARKS.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:39, archived)

Oh, vg

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:40, archived)

cheers
It's not perfect, but I was confident enough to post it, and I think that speaks volumes of my character.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:41, archived)

bravo

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:41, archived)

I'd like to have gotten a 'gusset' in there somewhere
but you can only play the cards you're dealt
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:42, archived)

Alright Miles Jupp

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:44, archived)

alright

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:48, archived)

yuck

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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:14, archived)

Robbie Williams
I mean, he doesn't really need to get a grip, as such. He just needs to fuck off and never come back.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:43, archived)

Radio 2 is on all day in the workshop. His new song is party like a Russian. It is the worst.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:46, archived)

How is Russians partying distinct from other partying?
Krokodil and squatting?
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:47, archived)

Is that the one with the Apprentice theme in the background?
(apologies culture-hounds, I can't remember the actual name of the piece of music)
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:48, archived)

That's it yeah.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:48, archived)

What's wrong with him?
Millenium was just a James Bond theme with him shouting over the top of it. God, what a cunt.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:49, archived)

He's a very rich slightly over weight man.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:17, archived)

From Stoke.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:31, archived)

Tsk
It is the Alan Sugar overture, amazing how Handel knew this before he was born
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:49, archived)

philistine

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:01, archived)

It's "Philistine's Monster" actually

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:03, archived)

haha, i like this

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:05, archived)

he's apparently a massive cry baby who does need to get a grip
hopefully he will have read your post and be quite upset
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:56, archived)

Someone ought to tweet him a link just in case

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:57, archived)

Think you can find him on twitter
@fatdancer
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:03, archived)

Good
and I'd tell him to his face, too
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:57, archived)

He never apologised for that fucking Angels song either did he?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:02, archived)

I don't think he's apologised for anything
He needs to be taken to task, he really does.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:03, archived)

that bird off the telly around my winky
lol
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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:05, archived)

rip dozer

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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:05, archived)

he was just a shit hankster

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:19, archived)

now we have no one to talk to about ropey birds off the telly

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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:20, archived)

hahaha oh man
I know what you mean though lol
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:05, archived)

willy
lol
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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:28, archived)

Lol

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:31, archived)

miriam margolyes?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:27, archived)

she cray cray

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$$ ✅, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:28, archived)

No $$, we'll not be using that phrase.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:39, archived)

Arnie's greatest onscreen adversary.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 16:39, archived)

Janet Reno's carked it.
Any bets for who'll complete the celebrity deathlist for 2016?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:59, archived)

Brucie probably

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:09, archived)

"Nice to see you, to see you dead!"
*shrugs*
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:11, archived)

Solid guess.
Even if he is looking spry for 88.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:11, archived)

Wasn't quite ill a while back?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:12, archived)

Wasn't quite ill a while are we led it off the stage?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:13, archived)

PREZACTLY

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:14, archived)

www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-37895102
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:22, archived)

My mum says he's a dirty old man.
I find it hard to bear him any ill will, really.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:34, archived)

I've always found him a simpering, grotty, UGLY man
there.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:47, archived)

I reckon he was a capable entertainer, who massively outstayed his welcome.
I can't begrudge him accepting the work, even if it might have been better offered to someone else.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:53, archived)

I'd never criticise anyone for continually working for 50 bloody years
I just think he's a massive cunt.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:09, archived)

He might well be.
I never bothered to find out anything about him.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:13, archived)

#1: He's a cunt
#2: See #1
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:14, archived)

apparently scott hall has gone missing
that could go either way
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:20, archived)

oh blimey, really?
But then I wonder how far he could've got. He's not as light on his feet as he once was.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:21, archived)

There's a great Scott hall gift with his fingers all wiggling

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:37, archived)

true
he no-showed an event and now he's not answering his phone. ddp seems to think he's alright though
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:38, archived)

Jerry Lewis has got to go soon, and if she doesn't cooperate Emma Watson

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:20, archived)

So, whats was your game choice for the footballs?
Hope it wasn't Bournemouth.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:32, archived)

Nah stuck with reading, only about 6 of us left now after week 2

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:36, archived)

Two Hats has been looking a bit peaky of late

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:24, archived)

You joke, but one day it'll happen
and you'll wonder how your life will ever be the same again
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:28, archived)

What if he goes first?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:28, archived)

I hope we go together

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:29, archived)

bluemeo and julihats

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:42, archived)

Not Janet Reno!?!
DAMN YOU, 2016!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:28, archived)

Not sure who that is.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:29, archived)

My anguish is entirely fake, Windy.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:30, archived)

g i h
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:29, archived)

I am not Gonzo, manolith.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:36, archived)

Probably two hats

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:29, archived)

manolith should be taking better care of him.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:32, archived)

i had to turn off the baby monitor

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:39, archived)

Harry Dean Stanton looks pretty knackered these days. Which is a shame really :(

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:32, archived)

Who?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:34, archived)

this just goes to show that the curse has been lifted - all of the celebrities anyone has heard of have already gone

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:36, archived)

I blame the Internet.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:38, archived)

This was his finest role.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:37, archived)

He was in Repo Man, Paris Texas, and a load of John Carpenter films.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:52, archived)

and a little film called 'Alien' m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:09, archived)

20 second cameo in The Avengers, don't forget that.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:13, archived)

Yeah, but he's always looked pretty knackered.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:35, archived)

He does, a bit.
Might have to give that whole "being 90" thing a break for a while.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:36, archived)

kirk douglas

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:49, archived)

Aaargh
Don't tell me you googled 'oldest celebrities' too
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:50, archived)

nope
he's pretty old though
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:11, archived)

Oh. Maybe not
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3906044/Kirk-Douglas-turns-100-month-doing-great-says-son-Michael.html
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:17, archived)

Kirk Douglas

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:49, archived)

Dirk Kuglass

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:52, archived)

Durka durka, Mohammed jihad.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:55, archived)

Clint Eastwood's day of reckoning can't be that far off.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:53, archived)

As I'm without internet and need to fit a new connector on the tv aerial, I've been going through my DVD's.
Watched Fistful and a Few Dollars More at the weekend.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:55, archived)

I didn't like Gran Torino
Everyone around me goes on about how it's this amazing film...I thought it was totally pointless. 4 hats out of 10.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:08, archived)

I was fairly ambivalent about it.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:11, archived)

Were you?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:13, archived)

I recorded it off of Film 4, but never bothered watching it.
I did watch Harry Brown, but found that really depressing, so couldn't face more of the same.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:12, archived)

Try Jackie Brown instead.
Or Harry Hill.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:20, archived)

I didn't enjoy Jackie Brown,
but I do like a fruit corner.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:32, archived)

Well that's something then.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:36, archived)

It really is, isn't it?
What a time to be alive.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:44, archived)

assuming this is gay slang

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:46, archived)

More of an "I own a radio" thing.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 15:04, archived)

Douglas Coupland

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:55, archived)

jeanette krankie
or rosie o'donnell
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 13:55, archived)

All of them.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:18, archived)

You could be right stuj
www.markbeast.com/endworld/when-will-the-world-end.htm
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:21, archived)

Something to do with Jubilees apparently. It's that bloody Queen's fault by the sound of it.
www.markbeast.com/endworld/jubilees-end-world.htm
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:24, archived)

what, all the people?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:22, archived)

So many people?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:29, archived)

All the people of the world?
Every boy and every girl?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 14:31, archived)

Alright

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:11, archived)

fuck off, dozers

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:13, archived)

Up yours, dickface

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:15, archived)

No

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:16, archived)

What's up, piggles?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:17, archived)

Today is a big load of cock

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:25, archived)

I'm on a train

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:26, archived)

I'm hiding in the MCR because I know Jason is in need.of a hand finishing a wall down the way and it is too cold to be out labouring.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:28, archived)

Jason can take care of it
He's a big lad now.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:29, archived)

lol 'hand finishing'

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:37, archived)

J

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:16, archived)

Fascist

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:17, archived)

+ajajaja

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:18, archived)

Eveninh

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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:19, archived)

Hotfuck

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:22, archived)

oh my fucking god
there's a thing happening at work soon that might be the worst thing ever.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:21, archived)

There's an initiative in the company at the moment to encourage everyone in the office to spend more time together
and share ideas, etc, bullshit, bollocks, nonsense. Anyway, the initiative is offically 'launching' in a couple of weeks (the phrase 'launch party' has been used). The event is called...IGNITED KINGDOM.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:23, archived)

I don't know where you work, or for whom,
but it is clearly the worst.

At the "Ignited Kingdom" launch event, could you show your support by setting fire to something?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:25, archived)

Congratulations are due to your employers, though.
These aren't remotely funny.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:29, archived)

Ignited Kingdom are funny are we led it off the road

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:33, archived)

they're not, but I bet if TH submits three of them to his employers as genuine ideas he could well become head of the newly created ignition dept

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:33, archived)

100%

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:35, archived)

110%, m8.
Anything less would show a lack of real commitment to the project.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:36, archived)

It's such a load of horseshit, MM
it just gets worse every year
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:39, archived)

It's worth a try

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:32, archived)

*facepalms*
Will you have to wear a badge saying "Ignited Chat"?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:25, archived)

more likely to be a baseball cap, tbh

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:34, archived)

with the slogan on the back so you have to wear it backwards

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:40, archived)

Hey! Can we just rap for a moment?
*sits on chair backwards*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:41, archived)

hey, now i can post this clip from literally everyone's favourite sitcom; black books!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeGpG4uNKXQ
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:44, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhaaa

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:25, archived)

I know
I want to die, Windy
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:34, archived)

You work for pricks
Ignite the building and leave.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:25, archived)

You don't have to tell me
The company was started by Alexander Graham Bell (sort of) and it's been run by lying cunts ever since
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:35, archived)

Alexander Graham BELLEND more like.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:36, archived)

AlexBENDER GAYham BELLEND

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:37, archived)

That's plenty, victor.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:38, archived)

A SEX BENDER GAY MAN BELLEND

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:40, archived)

perfect

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:42, archived)

Sorry, we're all out of those.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:43, archived)

well i can see you still have one!
*points at you*
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:46, archived)

^ wishful thinking

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:50, archived)

it just most of the veg from our weekly shop are we led it off the road

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:15, archived)

oh
this could be BIG
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:29, archived)

oh, it'll be huge
Wondering if I should go now. Then I could live blog it here.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:35, archived)

I, for one,
would love to read about the PowerPoint presentations as they happen.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:38, archived)

Top 10 money saving exercises for 2017
#7 Will Blow Your Mind!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:42, archived)

It'll be either downsizing, or outsourcing, I'll warrant.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:46, archived)

at the very least you might get a few vol-au-vents

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:39, archived)

good point

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:39, archived)

wow, just... wow
you know what you need to do, milton
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:39, archived)

You could use it as an excuse to hold daily piss-ups in the office.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:20, archived)

Does it involve biscuits?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:23, archived)

Do you know what? I don't think that even biscuits could encourage me to participate

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:24, archived)

*gasp*

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:41, archived)

I feel a bit sick for even saying that

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:42, archived)

better have a few digestives

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:44, archived)

alright mr h

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:23, archived)

Alright tangers

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:24, archived)

Tell me, what's the word?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:26, archived)

Extrusion

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:27, archived)

Alright

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:31, archived)

I've just seen a dead sheep

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:35, archived)

how similar was it to Geoffrey Howe?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:36, archived)

It would be useless as Chancellor, so very similar

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:39, archived)

That'll teach it for bleating at you

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:41, archived)

I found a dead sheep in a weir, once.
On a separate occasion, I untangled a sheep that had gotten itself caught up in barbed wire and thorns. I only mention this to balance out the "dead sheep" stories with some good news.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:41, archived)

strikey-g, something about tangled

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:43, archived)

maybe it got caught in the thorns after it are led off the road

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:46, archived)

Not this time.
I are never rescued a sheep from the highway.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:48, archived)

Yeah

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:35, archived)

No juicer for me until 5.30

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:37, archived)

Hip flask

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:43, archived)

this one seems pretty hip
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:48, archived)

thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/hohoemi/cabinet/23/4580244698523_1.jpg
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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:08, archived)

woah
hey, i just found out about gyrotourbillons via reddit and am now watching a video of a guy from jaeger-lecoultre talking about them. obviously very impressive but what's the actual benefit of putting one in a watch?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:18, archived)

It controls the time regulations extremely precisely, v expensive too

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:20, archived)

they look awesome
how precisely are we talking here? surely once you get to a certain level of precision, anything more is just overkill? or are 'normal' watches not actually that precise?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:26, archived)

even cosc certification allows -4/ +6 seconds a day, which is quiet a lot, and most watches don't even meet that demand

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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:35, archived)

fucking hell
so you could end up being up to a minute wrong every 10 days?
also, wouldn't putting one of the gyros in there mean you'd have to have quite a thick watch?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:46, archived)

Nah they are tiny , apparently many watches suffer during golf swings due to the sudden movement
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourbillon
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mongychops, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:56, archived)

The solution to that problem seems immediately obvious.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:59, archived)

As we've talked about animals twice so far
Who saw Planet Earth 2 last night with the iguanas v snakes race?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:50, archived)

Snakes On A Plane 2: Iguanas On Planet Earth.
Snakes On A Plane 3: Skinks In The Sink
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:52, archived)

i haven't watched it yet
but i saw a lot of people banging on about it on twitter
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:54, archived)

Here is an out of context clip
For you
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:55, archived)

And here
Is a remix which removes the actual terror.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:57, archived)

lol
i'll watch the actual show tonight and try not to laugh at this part, you monster
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:01, archived)

It is bloody ace

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 12:08, archived)

ANNOUNCEMENT
Someone else'll have to take care of the morning thread for the rest of the week. I've got some wanky workshops to attend and a day off on Friday.

What do you want to announce?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:17, archived)

thank god
you were clearly in barrel-scraping territory
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:21, archived)

I woke up with the Fresh Prince theme tune in my head
so I hummed something to get rid of it which turned out to be meatloaf, and it turned into an awful spiral of darkness from there
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:23, archived)

My intent to host some Wanky Wanky Wank Wank Wank Workshops.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:22, archived)

did you manage to get frank to do the keynote?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:22, archived)

Not before he died, no.
I'll erect a small altar for tributes, if you like?

lol erect!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:28, archived)

~~y Wanky Wank Wank Wank Workshops~~ shows
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:24, archived)

^ nice

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:26, archived)

is the workshop called 'how to inject some life into your morning threads'?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:22, archived)

4.bp.blogspot.com/-TqRA_xO_WmM/UMIUBEeWlMI/AAAAAAAABC0/xt8_R35Y4IM/s1600/50.png
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:25, archived)

Go on then, I'll do it.
Someone else'll still have to sub in for me on Friday though, because I've got the day off as well.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:23, archived)

No thanks.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:23, archived)

bit polite, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:27, archived)

Fuck yourself

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:29, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:31, archived)

yeah i made one. so what, wanna fight about it?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:52, archived)

Woah

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:16, archived)

I ain't announcing shit

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:24, archived)

Dunno

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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:27, archived)

I want to announce my retirement, effective immediately

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:32, archived)

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retirony
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:36, archived)

death would probably be a greater relief
at least no one could disturb my sleep then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:38, archived)

That the 10:42 to Swansea is running 7 minutes late

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:38, archived)

Alright, Reggie Perrin.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:42, archived)

I font think we need to announce how crap this thread is

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:07, archived)

we'll I'm off to the workshop NOW
so you're on your own at this point
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:08, archived)

Good.
Not sure why it's called a workshop, doubt there's any tooling or vices or stuff there
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:12, archived)

Is it Comic Sans crap?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 11:09, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 7:02, archived)

*attempts to push the door, which clearly has Pull written on it*
*stumbles in bleary eyed*
Murnin
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 7:19, archived)

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 7:19, archived)

Not so loud, my head still hurts :(

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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 7:22, archived)

you don't deserve a ride on the back of meatloaf's harley

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 7:22, archived)

You'd never get me on a motorbike anyway, I've always been scared of them
/properhardcore
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 7:25, archived)

I went out with my Dad on one once
and didn't know to lean into the corners so I threw him well off balance and we nearly lost it on a roundabout on his brand new CBR1000. He was a little bit annoyed at that.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 7:31, archived)

It's not that that you have to lean as a pillion, you just have to not lean the wrong way

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:34, archived)

you'd know all about leaning the wrong way m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:50, archived)

Rude

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:52, archived)

Hello hello hello. What's going on here then?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:00, archived)

WOAH-OH, HALF WAY THERE-ERE

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:02, archived)

WOAH-OH! GRRRMACHINE'S A QUEER!

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:05, archived)

no need, is there

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:25, archived)

Mebbe
Can't confirm anything until we get the results back from the lab this afternoon.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:03, archived)

I CAAAAN'T LIIIIIIIIVE

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:12, archived)

*aims wind machine*

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:43, archived)

Terrible bullying of Richard Mcbeef.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:06, archived)

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:39, archived)

THINGS ARE GETTING STRANGE I'M STARTING TO WORRRRYYYYY

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:43, archived)

I hate that song,
so very much.
"MELDER & SKELLY"
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:44, archived)

On the lower depths of bad 90's music nostalgia
Along with Gene
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:04, archived)

Aw, I quite liked Gene.
Well, that one song of theirs that I know, anyway.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:20, archived)

Road rage was about that bird that shanked up that bloke round the corner from where I grew up.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:07, archived)

I think I'm about ready to retire now

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:46, archived)

HEY HEY HEY HEY WOOO-OOO-OOOO WOAH

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:49, archived)

I can only think of Little Richard, but it probably isn't that

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:51, archived)

Yeah, this one has lost me too

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:54, archived)

yeah it's the intro to Simple Mind's "Don't You"

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:57, archived)

There's way more recognisable bits of that song you big dumb butt hole

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:03, archived)

yeah but that's the bit that stuck in my head
FEEL FREE TO THINK UP YOUR OWN SCHTICK, DILDOFACE
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:08, archived)

I'll push my schtick up your nan m8

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:30, archived)

yeah
i can tell because everything sucks
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:47, archived)

PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 8:49, archived)

i think your voice is too boring to be a wedding dj, man
sorry
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:03, archived)

"let's welcome the happy couple on to the dance floor,
so that they can finally get 3 minutes together tonight without having all your saccharine wellwishing crammed into their ears".
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:10, archived)

+Shabba

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:12, archived)

"Taxi for Jackie, taxi for Jackie at the front reception, thank you"
I dunno, I reckon he could manage that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:10, archived)

"The paid for bar is now closed, exit the building and the happy couples lives now in a calm and orderly fashion."

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:12, archived)

I dunno, in my experience women start social media bleating about all her friends abandoning her after she's popped a kid or two out, not after marriage

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:15, archived)

Happy something something everybody

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:00, archived)

DON'T YOU WANT ME WOAH-OH-OH-OH

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:01, archived)

Not tonight, I've got a headache

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:06, archived)

Dique

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:01, archived)

I'VE ASKED MYSELF, HOW MUCH DO YOU-HOO?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:08, archived)

Trump demands a recount y/n

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:09, archived)

ALL I EVER WANTED, ALL I EVER NEEDED, IS HEEEEERE, IN MY ARRRRRMS

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:10, archived)

"WORDS ARE VERY UNNECESSARY" indeed.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:17, archived)

Of course he will
He'll shout "rigged" until his dying day
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:11, archived)

Even if he wins, the fucking idiot

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:13, archived)

"I only won by half a million votes. Crooked Hillary's corruption at work yet again."

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:16, archived)

"Folks, I can only make 51% of America great again now, don't blame me."

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:17, archived)

Come on Drimble, I think you're being too hard on the man. He's a true man of the people.
As long as those people aren't black, hispanic, muslim or women.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:37, archived)

So Canadians are ok?

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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:07, archived)

+ , eh

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:15, archived)

Course he will

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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:11, archived)

Blatantly
What's the 2016 equivalent of hanging chads?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:14, archived)

There's an app for that

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:16, archived)

Lynching Mikes.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:18, archived)

The 2000 one in Florida?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:19, archived)

Does it give him publicity?
Then he will do it.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:17, archived)

oh let's just let him have it if he wants it so badly
he'll soon get bored playing with it and then we can let others have their turn
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:19, archived)

But as soon as it looks like he won't win, he'll kick the board over and the pieces will go everywhere

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:21, archived)

Alright, Neville Chamberlain.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:25, archived)

duh-doy

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:26, archived)

it just most of the veg from our weekly shop
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:44, archived)

That's very special, 2Hats.
Almost as special as you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:46, archived)

thank you monster munch
your kind words lift my tired heart
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:49, archived)

This is my favorite thing you've ever posted

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:50, archived)

Monday's off to a flying start

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H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 10:07, archived)

Eveninh

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:14, archived)

oh gosh hi wow ok this is a surprise how are you

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vladimir, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:21, archived)

oh good, a new thread
that means i won't feel bad about abandoning the one down there to go home before i fucking freeze
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:27, archived)

It's very cold and it's not even December yet :((

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:29, archived)

it's been mild all week
but winter has arrived overnight
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:30, archived)

and that's me out of here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:31, archived)

don't forget your ear muffs!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:45, archived)

alright 'chris evans'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 18:50, archived)

Fraid I can't talk long, it's baby's bathtime

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 19:21, archived)

Don't forget to gaz spanishfly some pics

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 19:31, archived)

afternoon
sat with a mental case trying to force me to wear earmuffs. how is your collective day?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:04, archived)

I had a discussion with the barman about ketchup.
He maintains that you eat ketchup, whereas I'm sure you drink it. This is if you were to have it straight from the bottle.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:07, archived)

It's a non-newtonian liquid, the harder you chew, the harder it gets.
(although I do agree with you).
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:08, archived)

Oh. In that case.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:08, archived)

funny you should mention that
as i've just been showing the mental case non-newtonian fluids and she now wants cornflour and a speaker for christmas
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:19, archived)

interesting.....
i suggest that it can be drunk, but putting it on food such as chips means that you then eat it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:18, archived)

bad news, you've stumbled into the plot of there's something about mary

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vladimir, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:31, archived)

does it involve alcohol?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:34, archived)

hopefully

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vladimir, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:20, archived)

good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:25, archived)

Why are thet trying to force earmuffs on you?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:12, archived)

because she's 9 and insane
the two are often synonymous
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 17:13, archived)

Morning!
Wakey wakey. Put the grill on. Brown sauce for me thanks.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 10:12, archived)

shut up ma8

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manolith hooray for me, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 11:02, archived)

Ning:D
b3ta.com/board/11212684
(herman:D, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 11:46, archived)

Nice
*applause*
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 12:23, archived)

I've been in the pub since 11

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mongychops, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 12:39, archived)

That's too early for a drink

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 14:04, archived)

Many people seem to disagree with you

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mongychops, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 14:08, archived)

I disagree in principle, but was still asleep.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 16:03, archived)

BOSH

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 6 Nov 2016, 12:57, archived)

🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐷🐷🐷🐷🐔🐔🐔🐔🐝🐝🐝🐝🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🐣🐣🐣🐣⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚚🚨🚚🚚📽📽📽📽📽📽🚆🚆🚆🚆🚆🚆🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 22:58, archived)

Me and my boy just got home after a long day at Chester zoo
Bit cold innit...
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 17:36, archived)

😎😆😗🤔🙂😷😖😫🤒😖☻😹😸💩👵👳👨👨🙈👸💇👸👶👴👳👯🎅👮💑💑👆☝👉👈👥👪✌💪🕴🙋💁👋🖐🖒✍💅👍🖒👂💋👏👣💟❣🕳💭❣💫🕶👞👗👖💎💎💍🛍😍😇🎛📯🔊🐴🐃🐩🐴🐧🐍🐢🐣🐼🦃🐧🐲🐍🐣
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Nov 2016, 17:41, archived)

✈️🚍🚊🚟✈️🚛🚇🚑🚤🚤🚛🚈🚊🚜🚤🛀🏑🛀🎿🛀🏏🛀🎱🛀🏓🛀🎱📹📡📞📡🖨⏱🎙💾🕯🖱🕯🖱💘♓️❣️♒️❣️♎️💚🈹💔🈳💘☢️💘🈶📴📴❣️☢️💕🐽🐞🐽🦀🐦🐌🐵🐴🐽🐽🐍🐔🐟🐽🐞🦀🦀🦂🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦂
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 18:24, archived)

is it wrong to have a poo and have a glass of wine at the same time?

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 19:58, archived)

don't care, doing it anyway

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 19:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7899431
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broadsword w⚓, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 20:17, archived)

the glass of wine made the whole experience far more pleasant

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 20:47, archived)

I've got to be honest...I liked what I posted there

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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 23:15, archived)

ok
but why jackie chan, though?
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 11:17, archived)

thanks

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 11:32, archived)

you're welcome, ma'am

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 11:33, archived)

He's a cooperate whore

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mongychops, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 11:45, archived)

as corporate whores go, he's probably one of my favourites

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:25, archived)

Because jews did 9/11

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:02, archived)

It must really irk the Muslims that the yids get the credit

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mongychops, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:04, archived)

says you

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:29, archived)

I've written an awesome text adventure in Python
There are only two outcomes, but I found it very exciting.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 14:35, archived)

are the two options peanus and helmit?

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 14:39, archived)

don't be silly
In fact, I've made two games. In the first one, both decisions result in death and insults. In the second they result in rewards and praise.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 14:49, archived)

You know your kids are supposed to be using python

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mongychops, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 14:51, archived)

Yeah, but they're on the playstation
so I'm playing with it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 14:57, archived)

I'm not a programmer as we know, but does drag and drop code encourage kids, other than u ovs. U winning

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mongychops, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:15, archived)

Oh, this is lines of code
the drag and drop one is Scratch. But yeah, they seem to enjoy it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:28, archived)

nice
i did the same thing in virtual basic when i was at college. a choose your own adventure where going any direction from the start resulted in death and if you didn't click anything in time, you'd get torn apart by wolves
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:04, archived)

nice

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:28, archived)

>penus

YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY A GRUE

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 18:31, archived)

why? who nose!!!!!

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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:44, archived)

Ask who then

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mongychops, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:48, archived)

~~Ask who~~ gaz mongy
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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:51, archived)

figure it out? no CHANce!!!

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:54, archived)

and here we've reached the end of my jackie chan and nose based lateral thinking, fml

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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:00, archived)

How does it smell?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:01, archived)

soapy

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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:04, archived)

perhaps you should jack(ie) it in then

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:03, archived)

I should definitely get the chop
this works because of martial arts
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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:05, archived)

kick, punch
it's all in the mind
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:23, archived)

also, this is well good
ncase.itch.io/wbwwb
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:23, archived)

mano my friend can you tell me the punchline, my machine can't cope with all this stuff and goes at 2mph

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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:31, archived)

"media is like, bad, and stuff"

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:38, archived)

mind. blown.
:-)
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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:43, archived)

it is genuinely pretty cool though if you find yourself on a better device
only takes a couple of minutes too
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:44, archived)

I think it looked good and I am sure the sensible people with proper tech will be able to see it in its intended state

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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:48, archived)

^

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:43, archived)

Nans, thousands of 'em
Don't shoot until you see the white of their hair
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 9:51, archived)

locked and loaded m8

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$$ ✅, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 9:57, archived)

*salutes*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:06, archived)

oh i'll 'shoot' alright

i'm at work, on a saturday. advice?
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:00, archived)

hide

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$$ ✅, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:03, archived)

love to, ma8te
but they keep sending in groups of 'people' to 'talk' to me about the 'university'
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:10, archived)

"University? What the hell is a university?"

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$$ ✅, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:11, archived)

universe TITTY more like

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:15, archived)

uni PERVERSE TITTY more like

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 11:04, archived)

Tell them all to fuck off and join the army

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mongychops, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:13, archived)

i don't think the army would want them
the kind of spods that do tv & film production courses wouldn't last 5 minutes
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:16, archived)

They can be like it ain't half hot mum

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mongychops, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:28, archived)

Do they look like this?
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H.B.Mupps, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:31, archived)

all of them, without exception

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:49, archived)

Tell them to fuck off and join the army yourself

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:46, archived)

i aint cuttin' my hair for no-one

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:50, archived)

good call

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$$ ✅, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:24, archived)

Go home
Or crywank. Or both, really.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:06, archived)

that's what i did last time. can't be arsed going through all the hr meetings again

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:11, archived)

Nobody likes a quitter, son

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:47, archived)

soz mum

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:50, archived)

write the netizen constitution
if there isn't one already
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$$ ✅, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:09, archived)

www.nealemorison.com/theend/08constitution.htm
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:11, archived)

christ

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$$ ✅, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:12, archived)

yeah, i decided not to read it because it would almost certainly make me want to punch tim berners-lee in the face

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:17, archived)

I hate that nerd

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$$ ✅, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:24, archived)

i hate ALL nerds

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:51, archived)

Roger, roger
*cocks shotgun*
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H.B.Mupps, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:33, archived)

Fuck 'em all and let god sort 'em out.

(immadme, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 11:07, archived)

they're all over the place, man!
well they're not showing up on the scanner...
they're in the room!
they can't be!
*checks the ceiling panels*
OSHIT :-O
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vladimir, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:45, archived)

morning

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 7:45, archived)

It is, too.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 8:24, archived)

quite so

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 8:46, archived)

alright or evening?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:40, archived)

yeah

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:18, archived)

nope

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:28, archived)

maybe

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:42, archived)

Yeah, more of less.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:51, archived)

morning

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:18, archived)

morning

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:49, archived)

Just leave this here
shopify thing
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:41, archived)

i will

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:44, archived)

cool
why is my html spazzing?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:45, archived)

Dunno,racism?

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:59, archived)

probably

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:01, archived)

no littering

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:45, archived)

I'm going to litter your lawn, if you know what I mean

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:47, archived)

I do
I don't like it, but by god I respect it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:49, archived)

you fucking beaker

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:46, archived)

harsh

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:48, archived)

and accurate

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:50, archived)

just saw it
looks good
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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:51, archived)

does dunnit
never heard of youpak, btw. thanks for the tip
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:07, archived)

yeah
you substitute the tube part with pak in the url:

www.youtube.com/54534 becomes www.youpak.com/54534
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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:09, archived)

might do a sex wee in excitement

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:10, archived)

might?
i've already done about 8
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:18, archived)

Typical Pak

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:25, archived)

"151 countries, 1 exploding fart"

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:46, archived)

excellent

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:47, archived)

I'm starting to think that almost any word will work
www.shopify.co.uk/tools/slogan-maker/show/ZkViY1RKUysrUm1nb29zTUlFMFp1UT09LS1wejV2c3pyM2laamh0L0NOQW9rNWFRPT0=--9570904871e6e282f1d33698415f30705d379c5d
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:48, archived)

yes
That
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:49, archived)

Yep!
'Fill It To The Rim With Haddock' got a LOL from me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:50, archived)

and me!

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:51, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:52, archived)

GOLD FOR TWO HATS!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:52, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:54, archived)

"Dial Down The Baldmonkey"
brilliant
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:55, archived)

"Washing machines live longer with Baldmonkey"
well we all know that's not true
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:55, archived)

deja vu
b3ta.com/talk/8009248
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:05, archived)

LO!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:08, archived)

To be fair though
he dismantled his and spelled his name with it. Yours blew up because of the ingrained filth.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:11, archived)

i just wanted to give everyone another chance to see the wookie waterslide video

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:22, archived)

I can understand that

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:24, archived)

"Recommended by Dr. Trousers"

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:52, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:54, archived)

OH YES
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:57, archived)

"Get Serious. Get Bumholes"

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:59, archived)

Bumholes...One is not enough

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:04, archived)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:24, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:56, archived)

Praise ISIS

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:04, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:20, archived)

Sorry, last one I promise
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:22, archived)

"don't forget the tiny nipples, mum"
:O
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:23, archived)

"Made in Scotland with tiny nipples"

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:24, archived)

Glasscock, m8.
Didn't you check the archive?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:22, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 17:25, archived)

Nothing Sucks Like A Panowie.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 18:15, archived)

Some good ones here:
tinyurl.com/zwzf6ld
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 18:20, archived)

www.shopify.co.uk/tools/slogan-maker/show/Yno5cXNncE84eVdyMEN3c05iUnBjUT09LS0zN00rM0hXTnFlcXJBYTEzK1JWVjZ3PT0=--a3a6cf8c6df31c9c4559d7c8b8d2893dc5b00751
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 21:15, archived)

"Taste the penus and helmit"
"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's penus and helmit"
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 21:19, archived)

It's Not All Willy bum bum, Willy bum bum, Willy bum bum, you know.
www.shopify.co.uk/tools/slogan-maker/show/TDNPZVhNblh5ZGc4YnMrUWxRR01MZz09LS14cGN0ZlNHaTVqNWdwSE5rTGhDK2xBPT0=--8507ce8d7ccbce0af5ebc80ad2d1abd37ffbf597
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 21:41, archived)

"plink, plink willy bum bum"

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:14, archived)

TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!!

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:53, archived)

Too bloody right
Five minutes and I'm out of here.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:55, archived)

you said m9

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:57, archived)

+ it

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:59, archived)

alright ss, who is a dead cert to win in the footy saturday, i've got reading in my mind at the moment for the pub last man standing

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:01, archived)

If it is any help, Dwight Gayle is fit for Newcastle v Cardiff tomorrow
Pretty decent chance of 3/4-0 there
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:06, archived)

i'm sort of saving newcastle, dunno why i'll probably be knocked out before i use them

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:09, archived)

We are going to have a wobble at some point, probably post christmas
All the matches in the champ are pretty even. Maybe Brighton away at Bristol City
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:12, archived)

i can do prem too, might just use up bornemouth

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:24, archived)

I'd go Reading

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:47, archived)

yo, you seen the teaser for sunny s12?
i had no idea it was starting in 2 months. exciting.
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:11, archived)

no! I will find it now

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:47, archived)

i couldn't find a uk mirror
but you should be able to watch via a vpn
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:51, archived)

i did the old youpak trick with youtube

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$$ ✅, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:51, archived)

bit insensitive
i have to work until 6
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:02, archived)

delete this pls

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:03, archived)

Tools down, fuck you for when it's quitting time.
Not funny, but spot on.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:03, archived)

"I'm a secret tools down, fuck you drinker"

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:05, archived)

Help me, I can't stop using that website.
www.shopify.co.uk/tools/slogan-maker/show/eUFCOERCR3E4enBudVJCMVVRTDZ3UT09LS1ObCsxWXZ0UnhxdGdVRW5EQlBMWHJBPT0=--4f7ce19112068f8d91c2d12808cc387313743b25
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:08, archived)

round the twist?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:12, archived)

Yeah, I loved that when I was little.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:14, archived)

This is the third time someone has mentioned that show today, not including someone singing the theme tune
Obviously this means a reboot isn't far off
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:34, archived)

Nobody likes a showoff
Brothers and sisters that work till at least 5pm, unite!
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:04, archived)

1700 cru

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:10, archived)

wow, that's an impressive vintage

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:14, archived)

Sorry, I'm not too up on this modern language, is it "kru?" I'm referring to "crew," as in a group of urban delinquents

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:20, archived)

i was misunderstanding for 'comic' effect
i have no idea what the yoot are up to
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:28, archived)

The tree dude from Guardians of the Galaxy?
From the look of the trailer he's going to be the Kazooie to Rocket Raccoon's Banjo
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:35, archived)

I left at three
Annoyingly though I have to go to the pub twice for a half, instead of once for a pint.
God my life is so difficult.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:17, archived)

#Sux2bu

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:18, archived)

This makes no sense

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:21, archived)

It would with the details I left out

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:22, archived)

You don't mean beer, do you

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:23, archived)

Oh I do
I always mean beer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:26, archived)

oh

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:27, archived)

Who doesn't enjoy getting a half and pretending that they're a giant?
Likewise, espresso cups. Or get a normal sized coffee from Starbucks and pretend you're a munchkin.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:24, archived)

^supporting piston on his stand-up tour

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:26, archived)

+without my pants.
Awooga, what a rush.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:31, archived)

I prefer to buy 4 pints at once and pretend I have a crippling alcohol dependancy

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:28, archived)

Then, for the lols, I drink them in very quick succession

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:30, archived)

I buy a pint, stare at it for ten minutes then ask for a straw and take it with a really shaky hand

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:33, archived)

Two lager & limes and two lager & limes please

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:22, archived)

LAPTOP OFF, DESKTOP ON
my Friday is rock and/or roll
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:22, archived)

Hmmm.
Well, I'm working on an issue where a client has a camera sending HD-SDI and we could potentially covert it the signal from a DVI camera, but the only ones on the market at the mo are HDMI or worse, USB.

It's quite the puzzler.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:33, archived)

Ask one of them what the other one would say
Then take the opposite choice
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:37, archived)

There must be one that encode to IP on the market?
Edit: Did search, 2 grand.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:45, archived)

fuck yeah!
i'll need a bottle of sauvignon blanc and a straw
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:42, archived)

To be fair
who DOESN'T love tromboning?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:59, archived)

1 Dr Boom Boom please

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:05, archived)

"I lick rape pussy"?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:08, archived)

We all have our peccadilloes

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:09, archived)

"Come in, number 9, your time is up! "

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:16, archived)

Lick my discharge?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:15, archived)

"Rape me, please" seems somewhat paradoxical.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:17, archived)

"Ok Mai Lin, generally I'm very happy with your work. You've come up with some great ideas here.
Shit On My Chest is great, as are Soggy Waffle and One Cunt Wolf Pack. The only one I have a problem with is Rape Me, Please. Are you sure it makes sense?"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:21, archived)

bit.ly/2fjqBW2
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:29, archived)

Oh god
The Non-sticky Sticky One Cunt Wolf Pack
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:30, archived)

Exceedingly Good OCWP

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:37, archived)

I lost my shit at
The Real Smell Of One Cunt Wolf Pack
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:37, archived)

If you like a lot of one cunt wolf pack on your biscuit, join our club!
I'm dying
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:39, archived)

I'm not going to pay a lot for this one cunt wolf pack
hahahahaha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:33, archived)

^savvy consumer

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:37, archived)

"Vorsprung Durch One cunt wolf pack."
That site is brilliant.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:35, archived)

It really is

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:38, archived)

This reduced me to tears:
www.shopify.co.uk/tools/slogan-maker/show/V0hCNHR3RFhzZmVoWWVmQ0pVNGdBZz09LS1jRnA5TER5aTJ0ZnF1L1BqNU5OMHR3PT0=--11329c3547e2dd851d35d969b750f486a22ed459
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:40, archived)

There's first love, and there's rape pussy love
merciful christ
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:43, archived)

The wonder has a name.....
www.shopify.co.uk/tools/slogan-maker/show/NWxxQldxeVJnMCtHVWk1WlZDOGFMdz09LS1TZmR3QzloUUI2VWhaZGFQalBVaVBnPT0=--59ca7262b0bc1b57c4271d72d06d157abed7116f
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:44, archived)

Oh god
There ain't no party like a Dr Cunt party. These are leaving me quite tearful.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:45, archived)

get back your 'Oooo' with dr. cunt

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:52, archived)

Dr Cunt. Qualified Gynecologist.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:57, archived)

is that one really on the list or have you fundamentally misunderstood what we're doing here?
i'm not trawling through 22 pages of slogans to find out, you see
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:10, archived)

I'd be very surprised if it was
It seems very specific slogan otherwise.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:25, archived)

Shenanigans are afoot.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:30, archived)

I shagged your nan's foot again last christmas
*shrugs*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:51, archived)

Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' your nan

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:55, archived)

Rape pussy just feels right

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:52, archived)

Can I get one that say ' I'm gonna have to check the contents'

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:18, archived)

"Brace yourself" works better

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:21, archived)

erm i think i'm the customer, i'll have what i want

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:29, archived)

What's wrong with 'Make Poverty History', eh?
Something nice. Something positive. Something that gives you a smug sense of satisfaction for doing very little.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:22, archived)

"Save The Bees"
"Click Like to End War"
"Tow it outside the environment"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:24, archived)

"Live Strong on Doped Blood"

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:25, archived)

How about "Up Bum No Baby"?
That seems to fit your criteria.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:34, archived)

I suppose it does, in a way

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:38, archived)

Oh jeez!
I need to stop looking at these.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:47, archived)

One up the bum, no harm done, better than sex!
hahahahaha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:49, archived)

No One Up The Bum, No Harm Done, No Comment!
I want that as a fucking tattoo
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:53, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:56, archived)

I might write this afternoon off as a lost cause.
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Deadly bum cancer.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:57, archived)

You'll look a little lovelier each day
with fabulous pink deadly bum cancer!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:06, archived)

Sweet as the moment the deadly bum cancer went pop!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:08, archived)

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Deadly bum cancer?
That'd better be in there, somewhere.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:09, archived)

Fill it to the rim with deadly bum cancer!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:10, archived)

Let your fingers do the walking through Deadly Bum Cancer
please make it stop, I can't take any more
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:11, archived)

Deadly bum cancer: The Other White Meat.
Ew.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:16, archived)

One Cunt Wolf Pack
#infest
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:27, archived)

that was my fave
then again, I'm getting a wolf t-shirt for christmas
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:31, archived)

this one, i assume
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:33, archived)

well it is now
seriously, I need more links to wolf tees
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:35, archived)

www.allposters.co.uk/-sp/Native-Wolf-Spirit-Posters_i13112010_.htm?AID=1586766026&GCID=C15100x057&gclid=CIn6jIGqj9ACFcuNGQodPSME4g&gclsrc=ds
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:38, archived)

nah, shirt has to be black
I'm a middle-aged dad ffs
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:39, archived)

coward
try this one instead then
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:50, archived)

Hahaha
Who's buying those??
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:51, archived)

well i just bought two

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:06, archived)

Oh
Should I act surprised come christmas?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:26, archived)

i didn't really
it was all a ruse
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:43, archived)

You rascal

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:51, archived)

rasta, reggae, roots and all thinks weed-related can just fuck right off

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:54, archived)

it's almost like i'm deliberately linking to things i think you won't like

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:09, archived)

but I liked the first one

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:14, archived)

that was an accident
somehow, i underestimated what a tragic dweeb you are
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:19, archived)

you're one with multiple wolf shirt URLs in your search history m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:49, archived)

Mum bought my brother a "three wolf moon" tee.
He duly shoved it to the back of the wardrobe, until I informed him of it's mighty powers, and now he wears it with pride.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:38, archived)

Mine bought me not one but two wolf hoodies.
She's clearly found a shop with a stable wormhole to 1985 in the back.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:45, archived)

Are those all the ones people ordered and then never collected?
I'm picturing some kid repeatedly ringing her up with joke requests which she dutifully turns into wristbands.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:32, archived)

This whole thread has thrown my sides into orbit
Elon Musk should power the Falcon Heavy with this stuff
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:58, archived)

my throat is ruined from all the laughing

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:09, archived)

^
Best thread in quite some time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:10, archived)

You bastards
It's impossible to laugh discreetly in a small office with only two other people in it. I might screenshot this whole thing and come back to it when I've had a few.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:22, archived)

when you screencap it can you upload it to the b3ta subr3ddit? I'll give you an uppenguin and gold if you do

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:26, archived)

Blimey, I didn't even know that was a thing.
Might create a throwaway and do that then.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:54, archived)

I had to hide in the toilets for a few minutes,
get it out of my system, so to speak.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:28, archived)

After-luch wind-down thread in preparation for TDFY
What's fair?

Alt: what's not fair?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:49, archived)

I haven't had lunch yet, my break's at 1
Unfair? A bit, but it means my afternoon's shorter, so it evens out
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:50, archived)

True enough.
My lunchtime's a quarter of an hour later than it used to be. It's also a quarter of an hour shorter, though, so my afternoon's stayed the same.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:52, archived)

I prefer to take my break as late as possible, fewer time to put up with afterwards

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:32, archived)

I've been like that since I started working

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:34, archived)

I've got to go and pull some cable in for a new camera.
It's all either in a disgusting basement or out in the rain. Stupid job.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:51, archived)

Don't fancy yours much.
It's supposed to rain here as well. Hopefully not while I'm on my way home.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:54, archived)

Basements are great though

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:55, archived)

This one is horrible.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:05, archived)

too clean, not enough spiders?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:07, archived)

Henrietta

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:27, archived)

Your nan swallowed something of mine.
Not my soul, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:37, archived)

Scarborough
alt: Vanity
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:54, archived)

*golf clap*
But is Vaniity fair?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:57, archived)

dunno, but this interaction made me chuckle
twitter.com/The_Yodacat/status/794314114189246464
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:57, archived)

Not quite sure what I'm looking at here tbh.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:03, archived)

you haven't yet embraced the dork side of the force, like manolith has

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:06, archived)

That said,
Deadpool was ace.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:18, archived)

Second one's had a spanner thrown in the works though
www.indiewire.com/2016/10/deadpool-2-director-leaves-film-creative-differences-ryan-reynolds-1201739392/
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:35, archived)

It'll be fine
As long as the script is decent enough and they have someone who can do comedy and action, so deffo not Zack Snyder
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:49, archived)

Didn't get much of a smile from me
too much pandering to the fanboys, I think
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:40, archived)

We're going to have to agree to differ on that one, Ted.
I was almost totally unfamiliar with the character and still laughed like a stoner for most of the way through.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:46, archived)

I'm in this boat, it knew it wasn't going to be a big, life affirming blockbuster phenomenon, but it was an entertaining, silly film
Decently genre savvy, and had enough shift in tone occasionally to make the funny bits really stand out. Yeah there was pandering, but Deadpool is a pandering character anyway.
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:58, archived)

Yer.
All that breaking of the fourth wall and all those feelthy jokes made a nice change from the usual fare.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:16, archived)

Superhero films should be as much like cartoons as possible, in my opinion.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:53, archived)

the only superhero films they should bother making is batman films because he is the best superhero

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:57, archived)

There was a time when we could have had a Justice League film, helmed by George Miller.
That would have been worth getting excited about, I reckon.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:06, archived)

Don't be daft, George Miller became MODOK

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:21, archived)

agreed, can't wait to see him in the next Avengers film

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:07, archived)

i can't stand his voice

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:43, archived)

^^

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:45, archived)

he's always on the tv here and radio advertising bt broadband, i could stab him

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mongychops, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:48, archived)

Just gto reminded of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM&feature=youtu.be&t=115
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:12, archived)

Not life
Life
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:45, archived)

My hair was quite fair when I had it
And it's unfair that I've lost it at such a tender age
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:55, archived)

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