Merry Christmas, all of you
Even spanishfly, the fucking twatbag.
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Even spanishfly, the fucking twatbag.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 19:41, archived)
I entered Barbara as soon as I left work
And now I am much further north, she seems to have blown off.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 20:14, archived)
And now I am much further north, she seems to have blown off.
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I just got home and went to have a shit and realised I'd been wearing TWO BELTS all day! Imagine that!
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Joined end to end cos one ain't enough
and I bet he has the cheek to lecture other people on their lifestyles
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 22:42, archived)
and I bet he has the cheek to lecture other people on their lifestyles
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 22:42, archived)
I have a laptop you can have if you want as a Christmas present?
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( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 23:45, archived)
Hey Fuck you you fucking cunt
Only joking I love you all immensely.
Apart from Two Hats the gay lesbian
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 23:44, archived)
Only joking I love you all immensely.
Apart from Two Hats the gay lesbian
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 23:44, archived)
so is this place going to be utterly deserted until the new year?
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I drive up to see them tomorrow
and drive back the next day. Aiming for a 24hr turnaround.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:41, archived)
and drive back the next day. Aiming for a 24hr turnaround.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:41, archived)
moreso than it is already?
howdy folks, just getting on the stats board for the new year, feel free to go about your business
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:35, archived)
howdy folks, just getting on the stats board for the new year, feel free to go about your business
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:35, archived)
Well since my laptop is still broken and Dell reckon I would have to pay them 900 quid to put a new motherboard in I won't be around.
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oh no what a shame
all that technology in your house but no actual computer to visit a text-based website designed in 2004
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:43, archived)
all that technology in your house but no actual computer to visit a text-based website designed in 2004
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:43, archived)
Well, seeing as it's christmas you guys could always have a whip-round and buy me a new one.
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no, christmas is about buying presents for your nearest and dearest
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 15:36, archived)
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I'm going to be live blogging my entire Christmas starting tomorrow morning from 7am through til new years day
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I wouldn't bother
I tried live blogging The Snowman one year and broke the fucking board
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 14:04, archived)
I tried live blogging The Snowman one year and broke the fucking board
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 14:04, archived)
My soup defrosted and the condensation leaked all in the works on-call phone
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I'll probably divert it and replace it without having to cough up to being a moron.
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Hope you and the missus have a good one
Well, I hope the missus has a good one. You deserve everything you get, you dirty stop-out.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:19, archived)
Well, I hope the missus has a good one. You deserve everything you get, you dirty stop-out.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:19, archived)
Snow is falling, all around us, children playing, having fun
'Tis the season for love and understanding. Merry Christmas, Grrrmachine.
Enjoy your baby's first christmas x
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:20, archived)
'Tis the season for love and understanding. Merry Christmas, Grrrmachine.
Enjoy your baby's first christmas x
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:20, archived)
Its first christmas will be sitting on my lap at its great-grandmother's house
looking at a table of herring and carp while I whisper "it won't always be like this, I'll make life better for you, I promise"
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looking at a table of herring and carp while I whisper "it won't always be like this, I'll make life better for you, I promise"
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:32, archived)
father christmas is going to empty his sack into it
after coming down my chimney
/topical
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:23, archived)
after coming down my chimney
/topical
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:23, archived)
If I knew there wasn't 30,000 people in my local supermarket
I'd pop out and get some stollen
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:26, archived)
I'd pop out and get some stollen
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:26, archived)
What kind of sado-masochist goes shopping the day before christmas eve?
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I might some veg early tomorrow
the rest is done. I ain't going back for shit
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:32, archived)
the rest is done. I ain't going back for shit
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sado-masochists
Actually, I don't think the hyphen is necessary. Nevertheless, my point stands.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:34, archived)
Actually, I don't think the hyphen is necessary. Nevertheless, my point stands.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:34, archived)
I ordered my wife's present a month ago
and the courier still hasn't delivered it. So I can understand going out tonight to buy presents rather than explain why there's nothing under the tree.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:44, archived)
and the courier still hasn't delivered it. So I can understand going out tonight to buy presents rather than explain why there's nothing under the tree.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:44, archived)
And you've left it until now to start thinking about it?
You should be ashamed of yourself
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:47, archived)
You should be ashamed of yourself
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:47, archived)
why?
I've got the tracking number, I can see where the package is, they just don't have any time to bring it from their sorting office to my front door, the cunts. Don't see why I should buy a second load of gifts "just in case"
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:51, archived)
I've got the tracking number, I can see where the package is, they just don't have any time to bring it from their sorting office to my front door, the cunts. Don't see why I should buy a second load of gifts "just in case"
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:51, archived)
I've neglected to buy whatever ingredients I may have needed for nog making.
Oh, well.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:44, archived)
Oh, well.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:44, archived)
I think I should get a prize for bringing so much joy to you all.
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Are we led off the road still makes me officelol for some odd reason
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Also, you were right to keep Spanishfly on ignore
I took him off to wish him a merry christmas. He called me a fucking cunt and put me on ignore. That's the sort of person he is.
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I took him off to wish him a merry christmas. He called me a fucking cunt and put me on ignore. That's the sort of person he is.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:36, archived)
Not in the spirit of good will to all men.
I'm starting to suspect he may not be a good, honest Christian.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:12, archived)
I'm starting to suspect he may not be a good, honest Christian.
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Almost TDFU for the year time! :D
I've done fuck all this morning
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I've done fuck all this morning
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Everyone at the office was saying about how we normally knock off at 12 on christmas eve
None of them mentioned how it's not actually christmas eve today
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:08, archived)
None of them mentioned how it's not actually christmas eve today
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 12:08, archived)
I'm home now, they let us go.
I walked back because my bicycle has a flat tire. About half way back i needed an urgent poo. I have made it home in time, luckily, but I was eyeing up spots for a good mcbeef.
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I walked back because my bicycle has a flat tire. About half way back i needed an urgent poo. I have made it home in time, luckily, but I was eyeing up spots for a good mcbeef.
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I've been on the loo about 10 minutes, I'm not sure it's ever going to stop.
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Oh, fuck it. I've just remembered I gave the cab driver a tenner for a 4 quid journey and told him to keep the change and merry Christmas.
Why is drunk me such a wanker.
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Why is drunk me such a wanker.
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Well, I hope he spends wisely. Maybe put it towards a shovel so he can bury his daughter after she sleeps with a white man.
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I'm terrible for over tipping when drunk, my mate Kelly still chastises me for tipping a waitress 50 quid in a harvester lol
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Imagine if you had cycled home
and then mcbeefed while riding and it all trickled down the seat onto the back wheel and sprayed poo all over the road and up your back like Sonic the Hedgehog running through mud.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:15, archived)
and then mcbeefed while riding and it all trickled down the seat onto the back wheel and sprayed poo all over the road and up your back like Sonic the Hedgehog running through mud.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 13:15, archived)
I'm full of cheer and joviality, and not just because of the time of year
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מָעוֹז צוּר יְשׁוּעָתִי, לְךָ נָאֶה לְשַׁבֵּחַ
תִּכּוֹן בֵּית תְּפִלָּתִי, וְשָׁם תּוֹדָה נְזַבֵּחַ.
לְעֵת תָּכִין מַטְבֵּחַ מִצָּר הַמְנַבֵּחַ.
אָז אֶגְמוֹר בְּשִׁיר מִזְמוֹר חֲנֻכַּת הַמִּזְבֵּחַ.
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Yeah, well, I'm tooling down and fucking off now, so tharr.
MARY CHRISTMAS
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MARY CHRISTMAS
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:03, archived)
Merry Christmas to you too.
I really don't understand why we're at work today.
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I really don't understand why we're at work today.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:12, archived)
I'm radically alerting the finances of the local NHS commissioning body.
That's why I'm here.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:18, archived)
That's why I'm here.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 11:18, archived)
So how useless is today hey?
I think there is a lot to be said about meat paste.
What kind of paste do you think there is a lot to be said about?
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I think there is a lot to be said about meat paste.
What kind of paste do you think there is a lot to be said about?
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:52, archived)
have you noticed how the "a" sounds completely different in "paste", "past" and "pasta"?
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It only sounds different in "past" and "pasta" if you're south of the Watford Gap.
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^
See also: "graph", " bath", and all the many other words that northern Britons will mock southerners over their pronunciation of.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:48, archived)
See also: "graph", " bath", and all the many other words that northern Britons will mock southerners over their pronunciation of.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:48, archived)
I don't say "past" and "pasta" any differently
Do you say "pasta" like "paahsta" or saink?
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:06, archived)
Do you say "pasta" like "paahsta" or saink?
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:06, archived)
That's an American thing, isn't it?
Saying 'paahsta' as if you're the spiritual heir of Lloyd Grossman or something.
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Saying 'paahsta' as if you're the spiritual heir of Lloyd Grossman or something.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:08, archived)
nah ma8e
but "paahst", innit. I also had a friend who went to maahss at church cos he was religious AND posh.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:17, archived)
but "paahst", innit. I also had a friend who went to maahss at church cos he was religious AND posh.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:17, archived)
It's like that joke from Miss Manners.
When is a 'vase' a 'vaahse'? When it's filled with daahsies.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:22, archived)
When is a 'vase' a 'vaahse'? When it's filled with daahsies.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:22, archived)
Except when yanks use "pastie" to refer to nipple covers for stripers,
when it's pronounced as in "paste".
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:50, archived)
when it's pronounced as in "paste".
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:50, archived)
crikey. leaving it a bit late to sneak in your entry for the 'dullest observation awards 2016'
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it was the most interesting thing I could think of that involved the word "paste"
Feel free to one-up me on that topic.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:15, archived)
Feel free to one-up me on that topic.
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apple, eggs, canned peas, pickled cucumber, potato and celery, drowned in mayonaise
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When I was a kid I unintentionally made myself puke by eating sandwich spread sandwiches and a yoghurt at the same meal.
Apparently acidic condiments and dairy products don't mix.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:18, archived)
Apparently acidic condiments and dairy products don't mix.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:18, archived)
I had a massive chilli yesterday
and today when I wiped my bum it looked like I got arseraped by the terracotta army
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:21, archived)
and today when I wiped my bum it looked like I got arseraped by the terracotta army
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:21, archived)
His only reply in this thread was to me x
I feel quite special
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I feel quite special
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blessed are you the child that is praised on a day of God's doing
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I can't do right for doing wrong, can I
He's upset when I put him on ignore, now he's upset because I wished him a merry christmas.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:58, archived)
He's upset when I put him on ignore, now he's upset because I wished him a merry christmas.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:58, archived)
Everyone is beautiful, in their own way
What else is everyone in their own way?
Merry Christmas
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:39, archived)
What else is everyone in their own way?
Merry Christmas
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:39, archived)
and i'd have to say that everyone is... panic-buying pigs in blankets?
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I have bacon and sausages
but like fuck do I have time to wrap bacon around sausages
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:10, archived)
but like fuck do I have time to wrap bacon around sausages
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:10, archived)
a friend of mine is obsessed with these things that are basically the same as pigs in blankets, but with cheese instead of sausage
the only place that sells them is m&s and i've seen him buy 8 packs in the past week
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:12, archived)
the only place that sells them is m&s and i've seen him buy 8 packs in the past week
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:12, archived)
Cheese wrapped in bacon?
Is he on a ketogenic diet or just a fat bastard?
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:28, archived)
Is he on a ketogenic diet or just a fat bastard?
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:28, archived)
racist i'd imagine
i'm really tolerant apart from gypos
merry christmas
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:41, archived)
i'm really tolerant apart from gypos
merry christmas
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:41, archived)
I thought dressing their children up as prostitute clowns and destroying land that doesn't belong to them was part of their ancient traditions?
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:44, archived)
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:44, archived)
ha!
they certainly are a unique* race of people
*thieving pet eating plum selling pricks
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:53, archived)
they certainly are a unique* race of people
*thieving pet eating plum selling pricks
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:53, archived)
she'd probably do it by giving you some sort of disease
speaking of diseases. spanishfly posted a thread, btw so this one might go a bit quiet
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:09, archived)
speaking of diseases. spanishfly posted a thread, btw so this one might go a bit quiet
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 10:09, archived)
Alright.
Snowy Christmas in Poland? We're getting the traditional rain and double figure temperatures. Might as well be in the Caribbean.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:00, archived)
Snowy Christmas in Poland? We're getting the traditional rain and double figure temperatures. Might as well be in the Caribbean.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:00, archived)
Poland's weird in that it has six seasons
So we had the traditional White November, then grey and damp December, and then it'll prolly hit -20 in February.
Snowy today, but it's barely more than frost tbh.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:02, archived)
So we had the traditional White November, then grey and damp December, and then it'll prolly hit -20 in February.
Snowy today, but it's barely more than frost tbh.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:02, archived)
Hm.
Should have let Germany keep it. They know how to do a snowy winter.
Edit: or Russia, for that matter. I think Putin's probably still interested; I'll have my people call his people.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:09, archived)
Should have let Germany keep it. They know how to do a snowy winter.
Edit: or Russia, for that matter. I think Putin's probably still interested; I'll have my people call his people.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:09, archived)
He's off the radar, been on the bing ever since he won the Nobel prize
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tried to google which ones are open on the 25th, google just shows "holiday hours"
whatever the fuck that means.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:54, archived)
whatever the fuck that means.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:54, archived)
Morning
Have to go into work for less than 4 hours today, fucking pointless
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:17, archived)
Have to go into work for less than 4 hours today, fucking pointless
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:17, archived)
they said the same to me
I told them I'm not going to bother. I'm going to 'work from home.'
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:17, archived)
I told them I'm not going to bother. I'm going to 'work from home.'
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:17, archived)
Wish I could get that setup, but my bosses refuse to embrace technology
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I was talking to ladypig about this,
Considering you can monitor inboxes and most jobs have clear performance metrics, as well as the fact most big companies are international, I don't get the be in the office from 9 to 5 thing.
If you're providing a service ad have posted hours for customer contact that's fair enough, but otherwise it seems archaic.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:37, archived)
Considering you can monitor inboxes and most jobs have clear performance metrics, as well as the fact most big companies are international, I don't get the be in the office from 9 to 5 thing.
If you're providing a service ad have posted hours for customer contact that's fair enough, but otherwise it seems archaic.
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I do 8-4, it's clearly set up in my publically visible work calendar, and hasn't changed in two years
and people still try emailing to me at half 5 asking why I'm not responding to chat messages.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:20, archived)
and people still try emailing to me at half 5 asking why I'm not responding to chat messages.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:20, archived)
they're in completely separate countries
I don't let it get to me. I'm not taking on the pressure of some other dickhead who's left his work until the last minute.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:34, archived)
I don't let it get to me. I'm not taking on the pressure of some other dickhead who's left his work until the last minute.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:34, archived)
Agreed, especially considering my job doesn't involve talking to people
Everything my job entails can be done through email and remote access.
And now I've got into work the entire system is down, so we can't do anything anyway :D
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:40, archived)
Everything my job entails can be done through email and remote access.
And now I've got into work the entire system is down, so we can't do anything anyway :D
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:40, archived)
With you 100% on this one.
I'm approximately 6.73 times more productive at home than I am in the office, and it would currently save me two hours' commuting every day. I'd still like to keep the option of going into the office when I wanted to, like today, when my other half and mother-in-law are going to spend the entire day pottering around the house and being loud.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:52, archived)
I'm approximately 6.73 times more productive at home than I am in the office, and it would currently save me two hours' commuting every day. I'd still like to keep the option of going into the office when I wanted to, like today, when my other half and mother-in-law are going to spend the entire day pottering around the house and being loud.
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pretty sure pointless is only half an hour m8
I can't stand a minute longer of that smug speccy twat
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:28, archived)
I can't stand a minute longer of that smug speccy twat
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:28, archived)
See I don't mind him, it's Alexander Armstrong who boils my piss
The man has all the wit and charm of a brick
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:30, archived)
The man has all the wit and charm of a brick
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:30, archived)
Yet both are a billion times better than Bradley Walsh
And that wipe clean surface that hosts Tipping Point.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:19, archived)
And that wipe clean surface that hosts Tipping Point.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:19, archived)
same
i'm just going to put a sign on the office door and go play with the htc vive in the game design department though
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:59, archived)
i'm just going to put a sign on the office door and go play with the htc vive in the game design department though
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 7:59, archived)
there are better places to do that
could watch some vr porn i s'pose
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:25, archived)
could watch some vr porn i s'pose
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:25, archived)
I'm in until 1.
Unless there's some major disaster I am not leaving the workshop
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:03, archived)
Unless there's some major disaster I am not leaving the workshop
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Our boss whos in today has been instructed to let us go at 11 by another boss
And if that doesn't happen, the bossiest woman in the office has been given permission to go in and give him what for.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:21, archived)
And if that doesn't happen, the bossiest woman in the office has been given permission to go in and give him what for.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:21, archived)
Pre-Christmas Friday brightly shining Morgenstern
Looking like a half-day on the cards today, or not much more than that at worst.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:16, archived)
Looking like a half-day on the cards today, or not much more than that at worst.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:16, archived)
look, it's the 23rd, there's nothing special about today, you've got all weekend for your Xmas bullshit
can we just cherish this one last day of sanity before everyone devolves into dribbling consumerist plebs?
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:21, archived)
can we just cherish this one last day of sanity before everyone devolves into dribbling consumerist plebs?
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:21, archived)
I'm getting my festive cheer in early, since I'm likely to be afk all weekend.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:27, archived)
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i think a few do
hypothermia and sewage poisoning will see them off though, one by one
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:33, archived)
hypothermia and sewage poisoning will see them off though, one by one
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:33, archived)
I swam in it loads, just not on Christmas day when it was about 2 below.
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yeah, fair point
nobody wants to see a chubby ginge with stiff nipples in bermuda shorts when they've just eaten a massive christmas dinner
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:43, archived)
nobody wants to see a chubby ginge with stiff nipples in bermuda shorts when they've just eaten a massive christmas dinner
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:43, archived)
My grandfather used to go swimming by south parade pier on boxing day
And he's been dead for 30 years. Really makes you think.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:44, archived)
And he's been dead for 30 years. Really makes you think.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:44, archived)
Merry Christmas!
twitter.com/LucasTheMagnif/status/812131373540483073
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:46, archived)
twitter.com/LucasTheMagnif/status/812131373540483073
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:46, archived)
I wonder where he bought that hat
in a capitalist retail emporium, no doubt
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:49, archived)
in a capitalist retail emporium, no doubt
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:49, archived)
Chances are they'll make me work a full day, today, but hope springs, as ever.
Took the family to see Rogue One, last night, so I'm feeling pretty buoyant - my inner child is well happy.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:50, archived)
Took the family to see Rogue One, last night, so I'm feeling pretty buoyant - my inner child is well happy.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 8:50, archived)
Merry Christmas eve eve
I'll be celebrating by arsing around for a few hours and heading home at twelve.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:35, archived)
I'll be celebrating by arsing around for a few hours and heading home at twelve.
( , Fri 23 Dec 2016, 9:35, archived)
Not sure what's happening there, so here's a new thread!
Good evening.
Plans?
Glans?
wine, weed and the Ghostbusters reboot por moi.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 18:07, archived)
Good evening.
Plans?
Glans?
wine, weed and the Ghostbusters reboot por moi.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 18:07, archived)
Oh, maybe a nice spinach and ricotta quiche and some sweet potato wedges.
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I'm in the pub.
Hopefully I'll meet my mate Dan who's back up for Christmas, before I go back to Brum.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 18:52, archived)
Hopefully I'll meet my mate Dan who's back up for Christmas, before I go back to Brum.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 18:52, archived)
I wrapped some presents
All that fucking work and wastage just to cover up some pointless consumerist objects whose identity will be surprisingly revealed in a few day's time when they turn out to be exactly what they're supposed to be because that's what the recipient requested. This whole thing really is a load of total bollocks
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 19:00, archived)
All that fucking work and wastage just to cover up some pointless consumerist objects whose identity will be surprisingly revealed in a few day's time when they turn out to be exactly what they're supposed to be because that's what the recipient requested. This whole thing really is a load of total bollocks
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 19:00, archived)
It'd be so much better for the kids with all the suspense, wonderment and magic removed
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 19:04, archived)
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Uh, there's a few million of them about.
You don't enjoy something personally, why should anyone else get to experience it?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 19:18, archived)
You don't enjoy something personally, why should anyone else get to experience it?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 19:18, archived)
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Baldie Colin has stuck a load of skiffle on the juker.
It's not bad, he's a decent selecter.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 19:52, archived)
It's not bad, he's a decent selecter.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 19:52, archived)
I put on a version of Knoxville Girl but it was too upbeat; don't think it was the trad country one.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 20:32, archived)
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Travelling for 10 hours tomorrow to stay with family
Opened a Secret Santa present early as too big to take with me.
Ultra Fluffy pimp-looking Legend of Zelda bathrobe!
A bit small but after the diet and over pj's its the goron's bollocks!
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 23:26, archived)
Opened a Secret Santa present early as too big to take with me.
Ultra Fluffy pimp-looking Legend of Zelda bathrobe!
A bit small but after the diet and over pj's its the goron's bollocks!
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 23:26, archived)
See what I do here is say 'no' when the hairdresser says "do you want any 'product'?"
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:41, archived)
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I reckon the Cher version is better than the Buffalo Springfield version.
There.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:43, archived)
There.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:43, archived)
speaking of doctors, i just got hit on by a doctor who fan
he asked me out for texting and scones
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:04, archived)
he asked me out for texting and scones
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:04, archived)
Maybe he's that much of a melt he can't look a woman in the eye.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:51, archived)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:51, archived)
it refers to a scene
where he's trying to set up 2 characters and tells one that the other wants to go out with him for texting and scones. hilarity is then supposed to ensue over the doctor's lack of pick up lines
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:55, archived)
where he's trying to set up 2 characters and tells one that the other wants to go out with him for texting and scones. hilarity is then supposed to ensue over the doctor's lack of pick up lines
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:55, archived)
I don't understand a single part of this, but good luck!
Assuming you've accepted, of course.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:58, archived)
Assuming you've accepted, of course.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 16:58, archived)
That, and he thinks it's well lol to quote bits of childrens programmes.
Fucking hell.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 17:12, archived)
Fucking hell.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 17:12, archived)
blue dream apparently, seems alright
www.leafly.com/hybrid/blue-dream
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:56, archived)
www.leafly.com/hybrid/blue-dream
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:56, archived)
yn
Can anyone tell me what film this is?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kANpHAdJG4I&t=0m41s
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 17:43, archived)
Can anyone tell me what film this is?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kANpHAdJG4I&t=0m41s
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 17:43, archived)
What was the best Christmas party you've ever been to?
I thought Jase's thread about Christmas music had potential but he got off on the wrong foot by talking about the Spice Girls, thus instantly and inevitably summoning everyone to take the piss out of him for being a musicwrong. Although I can see how you might be able to appreciate a Spice Girls video if you were deaf, since some of them were quite phwoar back in the day.
Anyway. Best party?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:13, archived)
I thought Jase's thread about Christmas music had potential but he got off on the wrong foot by talking about the Spice Girls, thus instantly and inevitably summoning everyone to take the piss out of him for being a musicwrong. Although I can see how you might be able to appreciate a Spice Girls video if you were deaf, since some of them were quite phwoar back in the day.
Anyway. Best party?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:13, archived)
One world Christmas do, I spent quite a bit of time rubbing the leather-clad thighs of one of the department managers,
whilst her fiancée glowered at me.
That was a fun evening. I got one of the younger employees in trouble with his mum, too.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:23, archived)
whilst her fiancée glowered at me.
That was a fun evening. I got one of the younger employees in trouble with his mum, too.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:23, archived)
Did you adopt the dual bended knee of Vic Reeves while doing so?
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( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:24, archived)
I think she was perched on a bar stool.
She never rubbed mine in reciprocation, though. :(
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:25, archived)
She never rubbed mine in reciprocation, though. :(
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:25, archived)
Hey!
I like a lot of "music", thanks. Don't be pigeonholing me for liking one of the most successful girl bands ever.
mass hysteria has a lot to answer for
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:25, archived)
I like a lot of "music", thanks. Don't be pigeonholing me for liking one of the most successful girl bands ever.
mass hysteria has a lot to answer for
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:25, archived)
No point trying to make excuses, now.
Everyone makes questionable choices in their youth, it's just that most of us grow out of them.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:26, archived)
Everyone makes questionable choices in their youth, it's just that most of us grow out of them.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:26, archived)
At least you have the decency to put "music" in inverted commas when talking about the Spice Girls.
And success is no indicator of talent. What has mass hysteria got to do with it?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:27, archived)
And success is no indicator of talent. What has mass hysteria got to do with it?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:27, archived)
This one this year
Where apparently I told my manager to get her tits out so we could get served quicker. The joke is they are shit tits and it probably would have hindered the process.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:27, archived)
Where apparently I told my manager to get her tits out so we could get served quicker. The joke is they are shit tits and it probably would have hindered the process.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:27, archived)
I don't think I've ever bothered to go to an official work's Christmas party.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:28, archived)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:28, archived)
Not me.
I'm one of them nutty ones that despises your western decadence.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:54, archived)
I'm one of them nutty ones that despises your western decadence.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:54, archived)
I reckon that George! is one too, what with all his subjugation of the poon and that
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:11, archived)
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What, apart from the fact that they're bland, manufactured, formulaic pop, you mean?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:39, archived)
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With the difference that I occasionally get nostalgic cravings for crispy pancakes.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:44, archived)
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With their "use exactly the same 4/4 and chord progression for rick astley and mel and kim", classic
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:46, archived)
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All music is manufactured
They had loads of really well written songs and I'm not sure they would've been such a cultural phenomenon if they were bland.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:03, archived)
They had loads of really well written songs and I'm not sure they would've been such a cultural phenomenon if they were bland.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:03, archived)
My racist phone suggested that last word should've been 'black'
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"One thing you learn when you’re in the business of selling utter shite to the Great British Public is that there’s really no bottom to where they’ll go.
"Shit food, shit TV, shit bands, shit films, shit houses. There is absolutely no fucking bottom with this stuff. The shittier you can make it - a bad photocopy of a bad photocopy of what was a shit idea in the first place - they’ll eat it up with a fucking big spoon, from dawn till dusk from now until the end of time. It’s too good. "
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:09, archived)
"Shit food, shit TV, shit bands, shit films, shit houses. There is absolutely no fucking bottom with this stuff. The shittier you can make it - a bad photocopy of a bad photocopy of what was a shit idea in the first place - they’ll eat it up with a fucking big spoon, from dawn till dusk from now until the end of time. It’s too good. "
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:09, archived)
They had the advantage of improving on an already successful idea though
No spice girls no girls aloud
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:59, archived)
No spice girls no girls aloud
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:59, archived)
You'd get more charisma, charm, wit, and singing ability from 5 slowly deflating Space Hoppers
Than they ever had.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:52, archived)
Than they ever had.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:52, archived)
went to a fancy dress party in Warsaw's citadel
Fucked Red Riding Hood in the back of my car
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:42, archived)
Fucked Red Riding Hood in the back of my car
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:42, archived)
I like your retake on the Brothers Grimm.
Have you got an anthology for sale?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:44, archived)
Have you got an anthology for sale?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:44, archived)
TCR Natwest Bank party, '85
Did a massive line of speed, got the DJ to play the b-side of Silver Machine (Seven By Seven), danced like a lunatic and puked publicly fairly early on.
Left banking for a career in IT fairly soon after.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:21, archived)
Did a massive line of speed, got the DJ to play the b-side of Silver Machine (Seven By Seven), danced like a lunatic and puked publicly fairly early on.
Left banking for a career in IT fairly soon after.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:21, archived)
B for effort
I once attended a recruitment evening organised by Merrill Lynch, I think it was. Five hours of open bar in a cocktail bar with a fifteen-minute presentation of the company when everyone was already too wasted to pay any attention.
The evening ended with the police being called and made the local newspapers the following day.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:29, archived)
I once attended a recruitment evening organised by Merrill Lynch, I think it was. Five hours of open bar in a cocktail bar with a fifteen-minute presentation of the company when everyone was already too wasted to pay any attention.
The evening ended with the police being called and made the local newspapers the following day.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:29, archived)
No losers thread.
Don't post in this thread if you're a loser.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:03, archived)
Don't post in this thread if you're a loser.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:03, archived)
Bored of that now.
Best Christmas song... or who would you get to cover a classic?
Answer for both Spice Girls - Christmas Wrapping.
Obvs
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:32, archived)
Best Christmas song... or who would you get to cover a classic?
Answer for both Spice Girls - Christmas Wrapping.
Obvs
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:32, archived)
I'm biased, of course.
Really it's only Emma and Mel C.
But still...
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:37, archived)
Really it's only Emma and Mel C.
But still...
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:37, archived)
Grrrmachine has bulied me into never starting a morning thread again :(
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:46, archived)
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Just trying to get some festive cheer going.
Lord knows we need it.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:51, archived)
Lord knows we need it.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:51, archived)
On those BBC quizzes, I wish they'd have a button for "I Don't Know"
Because if I guess and get it right, I feel like I've cheated the system. I'd much rather admit that I don't know it, and then learn something.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:48, archived)
Because if I guess and get it right, I feel like I've cheated the system. I'd much rather admit that I don't know it, and then learn something.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:48, archived)
Bruce Springsteen's version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is on the radio, now.
It's pretty terrible. Probably not as terrible as anything the Spice Girls have ever done, though.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:05, archived)
It's pretty terrible. Probably not as terrible as anything the Spice Girls have ever done, though.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:05, archived)
Carol of the Bells by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra for the first one.
Dunno for the second one.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:06, archived)
Dunno for the second one.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:06, archived)
It is kind of hard to say how the particular species of moth that landed on Ronaldo's face is in any way newsworthy.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 10:54, archived)
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and this is a real Morning© thread
none of those fake clones or 2.0 bullshit copies
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 6:51, archived)
none of those fake clones or 2.0 bullshit copies
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 6:51, archived)
Morning.
I think you ought to provide a budget alternative for those posters that are part of Theresa Mays new focus, the Just About Managing.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 7:57, archived)
I think you ought to provide a budget alternative for those posters that are part of Theresa Mays new focus, the Just About Managing.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 7:57, archived)
I think I've found a future spree killer.
conversationrage.weebly.com
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:03, archived)
conversationrage.weebly.com
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:03, archived)
Has a robot generated that?
Only, it seems to be the same few sentences, over and over.
A BIT LIKE BEETER AHAHAHA!!!
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:19, archived)
Only, it seems to be the same few sentences, over and over.
A BIT LIKE BEETER AHAHAHA!!!
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:19, archived)
it was a fair effort m8
but it was the third one of the day, which you'd know if you weren't a) so precious and b) such a sleepyhead
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:03, archived)
but it was the third one of the day, which you'd know if you weren't a) so precious and b) such a sleepyhead
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:03, archived)
first worst, second best
third's the one with the hairy chest, ma8
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:06, archived)
third's the one with the hairy chest, ma8
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:06, archived)
Precious?
Are you suggesting that I have that boy on 2.0 because he upsets me?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:06, archived)
Are you suggesting that I have that boy on 2.0 because he upsets me?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:06, archived)
I ought to take him off ignore really
spirit of christmas and all that
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:18, archived)
spirit of christmas and all that
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:18, archived)
I dunno m8
I dunno why anyone uses 2.0 when it's so completely broken
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:26, archived)
I dunno why anyone uses 2.0 when it's so completely broken
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:26, archived)
it's not really, you can't see the person you put on ignore unless you log out
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:28, archived)
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I'd prefer to think that, when seeing another shitpost
Two Hats fans his heaving bosom while saying "Mistah Spanishflah, you are givin me thuh vapours!"
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:32, archived)
Two Hats fans his heaving bosom while saying "Mistah Spanishflah, you are givin me thuh vapours!"
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:32, archived)
Oh no, that clearly goes to steak or lamb
But right now bacon is my one set of footprints in the sand, if you know what I mean
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 7:35, archived)
But right now bacon is my one set of footprints in the sand, if you know what I mean
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 7:35, archived)
My missus bought so much meat at the supermarket the other day
she felt compelled to text me a photo of it all stacked in the freezer. Honestly, a few days off work and she's lost her mind.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:56, archived)
she felt compelled to text me a photo of it all stacked in the freezer. Honestly, a few days off work and she's lost her mind.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:56, archived)
well, show us then
i got another sandwich from deli too that was so beautiful i took a picture of it. it's just a thing people do now
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 10:04, archived)
i got another sandwich from deli too that was so beautiful i took a picture of it. it's just a thing people do now
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 10:04, archived)
You're releasing a single copy that you'll keep in a safe for 100 years like Malkovitch's wanky film?
*fingers crossed*
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:02, archived)
*fingers crossed*
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:02, archived)
Wait, is that a thing?
And it's not my music, that's already available and selling poorly.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:03, archived)
And it's not my music, that's already available and selling poorly.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:03, archived)
Yep
"Once Upon a Time in Shaolin... is a double album by the New York hip hop group Wu-Tang Clan which was limited to a single copy sold in 2015."
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:38, archived)
"Once Upon a Time in Shaolin... is a double album by the New York hip hop group Wu-Tang Clan which was limited to a single copy sold in 2015."
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:38, archived)
Morning, funky bunch.
This talk of bacon is making me want bacon, and fried eggs.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:07, archived)
This talk of bacon is making me want bacon, and fried eggs.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:07, archived)
I've made some turbo
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:20, archived)
I went to a pub yesterday
and it serves proper beer from taps, but get this: the barman can pop a 1litre bottle onto the tap, fill it up, seal it properly, and let you take it home.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:42, archived)
and it serves proper beer from taps, but get this: the barman can pop a 1litre bottle onto the tap, fill it up, seal it properly, and let you take it home.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:42, archived)
I used to know a pub where they'd let you take your pint home in a clean milk carton.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:00, archived)
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My day off is contingent on me being available to work on my mobile, should they need me.
Not entirely happy about this, but this is what I get for becoming indispensable.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:40, archived)
Not entirely happy about this, but this is what I get for becoming indispensable.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:40, archived)
Yay not shitting and vomming today
It truly is a Christmas miracle
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:58, archived)
It truly is a Christmas miracle
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:58, archived)
sun is shining, frost is prettifying everything, I've awoken refreshed and there's a steak in the fridge for later
I've got nutin to be miserable about
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:19, archived)
I've got nutin to be miserable about
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:19, archived)
hi, i just read katie hopkins in the mail and i agree with her, that's a worry
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:20, archived)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:20, archived)
Like her then
Complaining about which people have had to waste their fucking time investigating her for every time she spouts her shite yesterday on Twitter.
All she has is hate, she doesn't have any constructive thoughts in her head.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:43, archived)
Complaining about which people have had to waste their fucking time investigating her for every time she spouts her shite yesterday on Twitter.
All she has is hate, she doesn't have any constructive thoughts in her head.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:43, archived)
baby if you've got to go away
don't think i can take the pain
oh won't you stay another day?
( , Wed 21 Dec 2016, 20:43, archived)
don't think i can take the pain
oh won't you stay another day?
( , Wed 21 Dec 2016, 20:43, archived)
now get a few more verses done and I think you might have a hit on your hands
( , Wed 21 Dec 2016, 20:52, archived)
American 2x4" wood isn't even that big
I've been lied to all my life. Particularly by Hacksaw Jim Duggan
( , Wed 21 Dec 2016, 21:09, archived)
I've been lied to all my life. Particularly by Hacksaw Jim Duggan
( , Wed 21 Dec 2016, 21:09, archived)
I thought that was Team 17
but then I remembered that that was a game studio who made Worms
( , Wed 21 Dec 2016, 20:53, archived)
but then I remembered that that was a game studio who made Worms
( , Wed 21 Dec 2016, 20:53, archived)
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