Ding dong, Avon calling!Haha, not really. It's me, TH. Alright?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 19:15,
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Yeah, dun my postal vote this morning. Hopefully I can just ignore tomorrow now and then when I wake up on friday it will be like nothing ever happened.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 19:32,
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I've got to walk about 100 feet to my polling stationProbably won't bother
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 19:34,
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Strikethrough wank about 100 times in(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 19:45,
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Sshhh I'm hiding from the pools man , cunt always wants a cuppa (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 19:43,
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it's kind of hard to tell under all that make-up, mateapply it with a trowel again did we?
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vladimir, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 22:01,
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I'd like some blusher(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 22:54,
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To quote one of the great thinkers of our generationWhat a load of wanky wank
How is your day? Humpday. Wodins day. Wendneshaw. Whatever you call it, we're over half way to a friday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:12,
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Slightly less ill than yesterdayso I no longer have the urge to puke, but energy levels are still pretty crap. Even something as basic as digesting my lunch is making me fall asleep like a reticulated python.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:16,
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i read on a website about a new watch, i liked the new watch, went to buy the watch, the watch is already sold out, so disappointing really (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:19,
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Wanking(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:29,
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Windysday, I calls it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:25,
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mongydaytangledupinbluesday
windysday
grrrsday
spanishflyday
hatsurday
$$unday
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:31,
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Wanging(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:30,
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work's not been such a fucking cunt as it usually iswhich is alright
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:29,
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Wankcunt(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:30,
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just been informed that i'll likely be going caravanning in a fortnightwhich i am against
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:30,
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Wankvaning(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:32,
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he probably thought you'd like itsince you enjoyed getting smashed by four truckers in the passenger seat of a Volvo in a layby last summer.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:43,
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that was meant to be a secret!i'm going because i'm my aunt's carer and she wants to go. i wanted to go to spain, but she won't go. she says it's just like blackpool and seeing a local's clothes on their washing line depressed her.
fucking lunatic.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:48,
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A friend of mine went to Spain a while agoand he found a bar that showed Laurel & Hardy films on big screens, but with very loud heavy metal music playing over the top. You can't knock them for trying to be original.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:56,
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pub across from my favourite hotelshowed jackass constantly. it shut down a few years ago, mainly because of all the drug dealing going on in there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 15:04,
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Woah-oh, livin' on a priday!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:30,
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Wankjovi(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:32,
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Wankfucks(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:53,
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I'm planning for success, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 15:13,
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oh manthat's good. I'm glad he exists.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 15:17,
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and I don't say that about many people(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 15:17,
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Rather than thinking about feedbackthink of it as feedforward
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 15:16,
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I struggle with this sort of thing, DollarsI really do. My father-in-law (who spent half his life working for an american company) always says to me "just play the game, m8." But sometimes they make it very difficult.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 15:18,
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makes sensethree squares, access to gym equipment. Some places offer education. Sounds alright to me.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 15:29,
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Wankcess(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 15:25,
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I would like to apologise for my earlier disparaging comments regarding passport pricesThe kid's one has turned up and its filled with all sorts of cool holograms and nautical themed images that have justified the expense, and DHL couriered me all my docs back too. A+++ would biometricise child again.
What would you like to apologise for?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:09,
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These subtitles.The people responsible have been sacked.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:14,
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metro.co.uk/2017/06/06/for-some-reason-someone-has-written-theresa-on-a-massive-penis-6688830/?ito=facebook
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:20,
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Isn't it obvious?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:33,
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Just count me in and count me out (
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:35,
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here's the link, in case anyone isn't sure what Two Hats is referring toi.imgur.com/vd0H1nI.png
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:38,
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nothin it weren't me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:35,
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8.40 for two pints, I dunno how you afford to do it on a daily basis(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:59,
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You've made me feel old now.I remember seeing a poster in the high street for a travel agency that encouraged you to go abroad before the price of a pint hit £3. I've just googled it and the cheapest pint in the country is currently at £3.10.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 13:11,
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BullshitGreene King IPA £2.40 in Wetherspoons
Not that you'd want to buy it, mind
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 13:15,
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Good.This is giving me back a little bit of faith in humanity.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 13:18,
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If memory serves, there's a good reason for that.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 13:25,
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I'd like to apologise to women, everywhere, for not allowing more of them to experience the pure pleasure that is a night in the sack with yours truly.I've been terribly selfish, but I just enjoy myself too much.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 13:10,
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many, many thingsbut i won't as it could get me into deep shit
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 13:55,
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yeah, this wasn't a very good thread(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 13:56,
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This could be an opportunity to apologise for it.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:01,
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get fucked, I owe you lot nothing(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 14:04,
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"I am a man in motion" so said John Parr, "all I need is a set of wheels"What's getting in the way of YOUR hopes and dreams? Have you created these obstacles yourself, either consciously or unconsciously? Or has someone held you back and kept you down? Come on, you prick. Pull yourself together.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:48,
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I gave up on hopes and dreams a long time ago(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:49,
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I dunni(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:51,
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You know in some wayYou're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner
And you're tryin' to break free
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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:01,
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^planning for success(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:03,
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thumbs.gfycat.com/MeekAmpleJackal-mobile.mp4
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:14,
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yeah i saw that, he'll be a millionaire in no time with those skills(
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:17,
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you seen the new "gear up" options on base defences?it's all linked to that builder base bollocks
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:37,
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yeah, i'm not sure how many levels you need to gear stuff up(
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:40,
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seems dependent on the comparable building in the BBeg cannon needs Double Cannon on Level 4 in the builder's base to gear up.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:41,
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oh, some are beyond my th level tho, like archer towers(
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:44,
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shouldn't have clapped himself at the endruins the whole thing
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:06,
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Just heard the phrase "we're planning for success" on a project callThoughts?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:03,
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that's made it much clearer, thank you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:11,
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aim for failure and you'll always succeedthere
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 12:04,
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I like to blame my wife or my kids but it mostly comes down to being neither as talented nor good-looking enough to achieve my hopes and dreamsor it might be because of immigrants
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:09,
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fucking pricksI knew it!
thanks m8
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:23,
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A man found a genie in a bottle and was transported to a land of clouds, where a great ladder stood before him.He began to climb the ladder, and after a few hundred steps came face-to-face with the first love of his life. She told him "You can make love to me, or climb the ladder to success." The man thought about this, about how intense the pangs and yearnings for this succulent moment of nostalgia were, but shook his head sadly and resolved to look only to the future.
He continued his ascent of the ladder, and after another couple of hundred steps, came face-to-face with the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She smiled at him and murmured "I am everything you have ever dreamed of in a woman. Make love to me, or climb the ladder to success." This time the man was caught in a quandary: did he want to accept true love, knowing that he might lose all will to leave his home and leave his mark on the world, or did he want to leave his signature in the book of humanity after all? With a heavy heart, he turned her down and continued up the latter.
Several hundred rungs further up, he came face-to-face with a morbidly obese, naked man dripping with kebab grease and surrounded by a miasma of flies. The naked man fished handfuls of chips from a basket tucked between his rolls of fat and wiped his fingers on his bare, hairy skin. Horrified, the climbing man said "Who the hell are you?", and the naked man belched and replied "I'm Cess."
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:15,
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Bit long, and not enough pay off. 6/10(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:16,
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I'll take that; it's several orders of magnitude cheerier than "die in a fire."(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 11:21,
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I've been given a list of emergency lights to go and repair or replace.When I asked the guy that tested whether it was just the emergency function that wasn't working or the entire fitting was shot, he said "I dunno, I didn't write down what was wrong with them, they're just not working mate"
Why are your colleagues cretins?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:47,
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Ooh, nasty. The lead time on spare emergencies can be weeks.There's a small collection of similar jobsworthiness here.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:50,
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I had a friend who, many years ago, worked on an IT helplinewho spent ages helping a lady whose scanner wasn't working. The call ended when it was revealed that she didn't own a computer.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:57,
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he's not exactly made your job any harder, and if he was just doing a function test he would just put pass or fail, stop moaning (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:51,
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this is why immigrants get all the jobsthey don't fucking complain about the slightest little thing, every single minute of the day
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:55,
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I am an immigrant mate(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:57,
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Supposed to be a 3 hour discharge test.I'd know then if it was just batteries or whole fittings to order. Adds to my workload finding out. If it was up to me we'd just order in x amount of new fittings and just replace them regardless, but boss wants to try save money by just doing replacements of guts where possible
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:56,
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perhaps while they were carrying out a 3 hour test they could have opened up the fittings and got the inverter details and batteries for you, bloody lazy cunts eh (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:05,
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Even just a note of whether they worked or died after an hour or so would have helped.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:09,
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they failed, you've only got to do a flick test to see if the inverter works, ffs i'd have finished and been in the pub by now (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:10,
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This is why you're retired and I'm still maintenance (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:12,
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just change the lot, batteries are probably old anyway (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:20,
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You tell my boss that(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:21,
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will do, if they are 5 year old batteries they need replacing anyway, if there is no date on them i'd replace them as they are part of a life safety system and you can not guarantee they will hold a charge, does he want people to die? (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:28,
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Pathetic Parrot Police(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:52,
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Bollocks Parrot's less successful zzzz...(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:54,
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Wait, are these people who police parrots or parrots that are regular police?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:12,
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I think it's the latter(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:22,
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Quis custodiet ipsos psittacos?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:36,
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I dunno, coastguard?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:38,
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I was thinking more of the Flying Squad.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:39,
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I have to write release notes for softwareie a document that says what this week's update includes. If I write it on the day of the release, the project manager gets upset that it wasn't sent to clients earlier so that they could 'prepare'. If I send it earlier, the project manager gets upset that I told the clients they would have a feature which they won't have because it wasn't ready in time for the release, since there's always one thing that never works.
This issue has occurred on an alternating weekly basis for nearly a year now.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:52,
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imgur.com/gallery/R54jd
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:59,
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compound nouns don't pluraliseit's not bookscase, is it, you fucking pillock.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:00,
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Grrrmachine is right(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:04,
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Well of course he isbut does that change the fact that he's a knob?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:07,
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the difference between you and me m8is that I'm a right knob
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:08,
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It's not 'knobscheese', is it? FFS.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:09,
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more like knobcheeses in two hats' caseit's a fucking smegasbord down there
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:14,
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This notification is to inform you that you have received one 'click'.Reason: 'smegasbord'.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:17,
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i don't think two hats is stephen j molloyi think, and i could be way off, here. but i think it may have just been to call attention to a funny twitter interaction
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:08,
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omg, you're right!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:09,
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and no real names pls(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:09,
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classic Stephen"Scientists say that dinosaurs and humans didn't coexist but the makers of The Flintstones clearly dispute this so I'm not sure."
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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:10,
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wow, thanks for clearing that up manolith!(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:13,
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They expect me to work for a living,not understanding that I was employed purely for my appearance.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:47,
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I plan to start a passport-related thread laterthey always go down well
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 7:22,
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If you'd held out scottpapers1 could have sorted you a dealHis legit business strategy can't possibly fail, got to admire that
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 7:30,
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150quid to register an overseas birth in the UKI wonder if he can undercut that bargain price?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 7:35,
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Hi mate.What's the plan today?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 7:47,
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You have a buffet option:a) shirking off while trying to look busy
b) endless bickering
c) FUCK SHIT UP
d) threadrush
e) foooOOOooOOOOoOOOooOOOoooOOOooOoooo000oooOd thread
f) nerd chat (limited availability)
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 7:51,
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I might just throw a sickie(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 7:52,
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+on a red flag and declare myself a soviet republic
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:00,
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I wonder if MGT supports scottish independence(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:11,
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I ordered a new microSD card for the raspberry pishould turn up today
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:08,
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Unfortunately, since the new PC arrived all I really have for nerd chat is the loosely related games chatAlthough on a side note I seem to be having gyp with a 2nd PC build that I want to use for watching stuff on the downstairs TV - The setup has the audio going through HDMI, however since putting in a new graphics card the sound doesn't come through, even when I tried it with the old card that was in there which worked fine. If I plug headphones into the motherboard's ports the sound comes through there, but it doesn't even seem to recognize the TV as an output (for audio that is, the image comes through the HDMI fine).
Shit's been baffling me for days and I bet the solution is a really obvious oversight.
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:13,
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sure it's not something in the BIOS regarding onboard audio?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:28,
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Maybe? I'd have to take a lookBut it plays audio fine through the main I/O port, in fact it seems to see the basic Realtek HD Audio Device as the only available playback device. I thought it might be to do with the sound system I run it through not being recognized but it doesn't see the TV even if I plug it directly from the HDMI on the graphics card into the port on the TV and bypass the sound system.
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:44,
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i hope it's about the various types of neodymium magnets for use when magnet fishing TIL magnet fishing, ffs
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mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:08,
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My boy wants to buy some galium.Any chemists in the house?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:09,
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do you have to spomb the lake with iron filings first?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:11,
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What's your take on electrofishing?I imagine it's the fishing equivalent of speedrunning
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:14,
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It's good for doing stock takes on lakes , that's about it (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:16,
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fishin' magnets, how do they work?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:18,
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it's metal detecting for cheap skates, still i suppose it gets the shopping trolleys and bikes out of the water (
mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:47,
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So they throw up a 404(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:43,
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The best chat.I watched the first episode of Mr Robot, the other night, and I understood some of the references!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:08,
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I dated an iranian girl who fled the Iranian revolutionshe'd had an unconvincing nosejob.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:31,
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I miss scottpapers1 :((
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:21,
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just wait for scottpapers2: electric boogaloo(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:31,
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Beware, for I breathe on thee with the breath of internet lurgy.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:42,
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I've had a cough for over a month nowmy voice was all Don Fontaine for a good week
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:12,
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Mine's normally all Don Fontaine.At the moment it's more Don Corleone.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:14,
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L-A-D-I-E-S are the best(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:46,
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There's a hairdressers near me that has a sign outside"Come On In, Lady's!"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:56,
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Now I'm not one to resort to crime and vandalismBut I'd put the windows through, burn it to the ground, and piss on the ashes for such flagrant misuse of an apostrophe
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:08,
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much as spam emails are deliberately misspelt to lure in only the thickestI reckon this is a valid marketing ploy to attract the most idiotic clients to charge them exorbitantly.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:13,
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you could be rightI only went in for a trim, though
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:14,
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your anal beard has never looked better(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:48,
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Good morning, sinners.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:50,
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he that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:53,
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There aren't any women here, are there?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 8:54,
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mcbeef will get stoned on their behalf.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:11,
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no such thing as sin m8grow up ffs
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:14,
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RIP Bodger and Badger.Mash potato for lunch today please.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:01,
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I have an amusing Bodger & Badger storybut it would be disrespectful to bring it up today, of all days
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:01,
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Tell it. He lived and died for comedy(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:02,
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OK, here goesWhen I was a boy, my family went for a day out at Chessington (or it may have been Thorpe. Doesn't matter). My cousin and I were making our way around the rides, when we saw Bodger & Badger filming a scene near one of the roller coasters. We walked over to watch, no one seemed to mind. When we got close enough, we started coughing "bollocks" and the like. Each time we did it, they had to stop filming and start again. At NO point did anyone come over and ask us to stop. So we kept doing it. And they kept on filming. We carried on doing it until we got bored. There.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:13,
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Oh this is bang out of order mate(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:22,
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To be fair, the scene itself contained quite a lot of anti-semitic propagandaand I can't be sure, but I think he predicted 9/11
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:27,
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You are an awful person.I blame the parents.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:27,
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He didn't have any parents, he was a puppet badger(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:28,
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does it involve penus/mashed potato insertion?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:10,
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Jimmy C, I calls him(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:28,
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There was a George Costanza t-shirt on shirtpunch yesterdayand I missed it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:42,
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he was in return of the jedi, don't you know(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:12,
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as this thing, apparentlystarwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ephant_Mon
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:44,
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^ can't tell the difference between an ewok and a badger(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:17,
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in the same way he was in Badger?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:26,
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What?Say it ain't so, Windy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:12,
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Damn you 2016(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:15,
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Maybe she's dying of embarrasment(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:23,
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Apparently he used to love his raves in the early 90's.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:25,
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little fish big fish MASHED POTATO(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:31,
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Captain Corbyn of the Titanic said it better than I ever couldwww.portsmouth.co.uk/our-region/portsmouth/police-criticised-after-couple-try-to-sell-pet-1-7992695
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:40,
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she is suffering from cancer and ungoing chemotherapy you insentive pricks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:48,
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seen the front cover of the local rag today?the editor released this statement about it:
"These are clearly adverts and are a legitimate part of election campaigning - the option to buy advertising is open to all, not just the Tories and their supporters.
It is not an endorsement by The News. This may not sit well with all readers, but we pride ourselves on our balance in reporting political matters.The News does not support any political party. We support or challenge politicians and political parties based on the decisions they make and not the colour of their rosettes.'"
here's the cover:
i.imgur.com/fCATkCp.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 9:51,
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What if the colour of the rosette clashes with the colour of the candidates jacket?Would that go unchallenged?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 10:45,
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alright scottpapers1(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jun 2017, 6:39,
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Galatians 5:6For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value. The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love.
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:39,
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Oh I'll express it, I'll express it /real/ good.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:42,
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but I've been uncircumcised for yearswhat am I supposed to do?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:46,
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i just got half of mine done to be on the safe side(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:06,
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you've got a twoskin? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:42,
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yeah, a standard king skin isn't enough to share(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:13,
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you do bloody go on m8if God's listening, he's sick to death of you yakking his ear off
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:02,
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I don't get it(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:09,
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started seeing 'wenger out' on signs in the crowds of wwe shows(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:14,
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And did you get your wenger out?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:17,
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What if your faith expresses itself through your love of circumcising people?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:13,
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Try telling that to Rob, he's busy filling the front page with rabid anti-conservative hatred.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:19,
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You're right, he IS a fucking stupid fucking cunt, isn't he(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:49,
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Daily Express reader leaves site in a state of upset.He is still no closer to finding out who this 'skee-lo' is.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:11,
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it's a real mystery(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:49,
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If he REALLY wants Labour to win he should kill himself.That way he won't have to worry about being upset when they lose.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 19:49,
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Alright.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:47,
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Every time I see 'Alright' postedI think of that Cast song. Shame that.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:49,
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You think you've got a hard time of it?Every time I see it, I think of Dozer.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:50,
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And then you touch yourself.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:53,
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I don't know what that isBut on the Cast pain index I'm guessing it is just past irritating
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:53,
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Weird, I would have assumed it would be the Supergrass one.Anyway, now I've got 'Free Me' stuck in my head you prick
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:51,
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I'm listening to Supergrass at the momentSpecifically Road To Rouen, damn fine album. Is that Cast song like a sandstorm, blowing through your head?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:53,
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Oh fuck you, now it's Darude(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:55,
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That is a givenI've heard it is like putting on a well used gardening glove
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:54,
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I bought a bag of chili & lemon coated corn kernels.Unsurprisingly, they're awful.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:51,
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FOOD CHAT(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:52,
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I only do it to make sure that mongy is paying attention.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:55,
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Please tell us why you felt compelled to purchase such a thing.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:57,
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It's good to try new things.Although that's not really true, in this case.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:06,
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oh man... i saw something today that you should definitely tryi.imgur.com/iPD4Doq.png
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:31,
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my mother just informed me she had quinoa for lunchfucking hipster parents
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:59,
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I had quinoa crisps, the other day.Nicer than lentil crisps.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:05,
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is that like 'nicer than being stabbed'?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:41,
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Locally sourced avocado and quinoa bruschetta toast with a chia seed and wheatgrass chutneyOnly £10.95 a slice from my pop up street food experience "Top Knot"
This hipster bullshit practically writes itself
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:11,
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*throws money at screen*(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:14,
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I might try setting up a contactless payment thing on my PC monitor for online paymentsSo I can literally throw money at my screen when I want to buy something.
Well, a credit card, but you get the idea...
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:39,
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It's got to the point where you can't satirise it any more.No matter how ridiculous a concept you come up with, someone in Hoxton probably already sells it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:14,
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How about all of the aboveserved with a £9.95 vintage 1990s print variety pack of Rice Crispies plated up in an Erlenmeyer flask?
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:32,
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There's a website somewherefeaturing photos of all the stupid ways hipster restaurants serve food (in an ashtray, in a tiny dustbin, in a little wooden staircase, etc.).
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:39,
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on the internet probably(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:44,
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This one?
I can't look at that site for too long, for some reason this sort of stuff boils my piss much more than it should
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:47,
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That is exactly the one.A sprinkling of lentils and a cube of cheese on a piece of basalt the size of your head. Idiots.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:59,
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But who's the real idiot?The person serving this up and having a laugh about it in the kitchen, or the more money than sense peacock retard out front paying through the nose for the privilege of gritty cheese and lentils
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:03,
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Top left-here looks like someone's phoned to say they won't be home for tea.wewantplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Dogbowls-768x768.jpg
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:49,
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Maybe someone is taking advantage of the Furry demographic?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:00,
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this lot, imowww.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/may/25/secret-life-of-the-human-pups-the-men-who-live-as-dogs
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:07,
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Ugh.As I've mentioned before, one of my flatmates was a furry ("you probably don't want to touch that Simba plushie"), and his friend would do the whole "eat/drink out of a bowl on the floor and be lead around on a lead" routine.
Shameful behaviour.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:10,
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that one is from a pub in Coventry near Warwick uni Keyword: students
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:32,
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I went to see an indie film at warwick uni once.True story.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:40,
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id have to punch the cunts(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:17,
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I pronounce it 'quinoa'(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:38,
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I had cous cous, but tbh I'm not entirely sure of the difference.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:45,
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different varieties of wankery(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:47,
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got to go out and pick my kid up in 5 minsjust heard the first rumble of thunder.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:55,
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lucky youi love thunderstorms
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:00,
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Alright, Odin.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:03,
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leave it there and fetch it tomorrow instead(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:07,
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Excellent early lessons in swimming and survival, none of this cotton wool parenting bullshit(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:34,
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fine, thanks. you?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:58,
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The answers you seek may be found in the Bible.Or the Qur'an. Or the Torah. Really, they're all much of muchness. Maybe try the Bhagavad Gita, inject a little variety?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:34,
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no, i hate religious intolerance and for that reason i want them all banned(
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:39,
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8:12[Remember] when your Lord inspired to the angels, "I am with you, so strengthen those who have believed. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieved, so strike [them] upon the necks and strike from them every fingertip."
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:39,
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I had a flick through a qu'ran one timeit looked as though they had just copied large sections of the old testament into it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:47,
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Everyone was on The Word at some point in the 90's.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:53,
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My jump-hour has been 'held in customs' since the 29th.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:15,
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I'm Dandy, Beano, Beezer and Topper all in one, thanks(
H.B.Mupps, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:34,
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oh, whizzer & chips not good enough, all of a sudden(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:41,
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come on mate, grow up, yeah?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:40,
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2:193Fight them until there is no [more] fitnah and [until] worship is [acknowledged to be] for Allah . But if they cease, then there is to be no aggression except against the oppressors.
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:41,
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so you are saying get a van and drive it into a crowd of people, gotcha, brb (
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:44,
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I've checked with the nearest Muslim, and he says he's going to pay no heed to his imam and follow your preaching from this day on.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:53,
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I've just booked all my events, trains and camping for edinburgh fringe.hot pick: some play with that moody holographic doctor from Star Trek Voyager.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:46,
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Robert "Johnny Cab" Picardo?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:57,
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that's the one.Never clocked he was the Johnny Cab.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:03,
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He's great.Doesn't he get sexed up by a gremlin in The New Batch?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:08,
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I don't know. it's probably been 20 years since I've seen that film.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:15,
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Thanks, Two Hats.I think I read somewhere that John Glover's character in that film was loosely based on Donald Trump, back when it was possible to believe that Trump was a good guy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:29,
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Yeah, business guy called Clamp who owns a massive towerSeems likely
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:30,
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I'd have probably supported President Clamp.He has a proven track record.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:44,
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He was basically a nice guy too(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:45,
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Now I'm imagining what it'd be like if Clamps from Futurama was president.Shit'd get done, I reckon.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:50,
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Even the Duke from Escape From New York would be an improvement over Trump.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:52,
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Ha, it's amazing how much of trump's schtick seems to be from 'President' in Escape From LA.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:33,
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I've forgotten pretty much everything about that film.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 16:45,
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It's on netters if you feel the need of a refresher.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:00,
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To be honest, I do remember it being one of Carpenter's weaker efforts.Likewise, Ghosts Of Mars.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:07,
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What's your stance on In the Mouth of Madness?Seems a bit divisive. I like it, Sam Neill's good in everything.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:21,
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I liked it but it falls a bit flat and has the potential to be so much bettersame with Event Horizon
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 17:41,
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I think it's excellent.Likewise Event Horizon, as it happens.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 18:12,
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...the rock HAS COME BACK to mono's bumhooooole(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:46,
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I don't want to smell what he's cooking in there.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:48,
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no. you'll stay in there until you learn to share(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:56,
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I used to like MONOthen he turned into a massive prick, so I'm glad that he's gone.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:44,
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Poppopoppipopiiioooooppppoppppioooooooowowowiribrnd sjak. Cock.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:47,
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I miss Mono(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:52,
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Me tooIn the same way I miss balanitis
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:54,
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ha, as if THAT would ever happen(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:48,
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He was alrightlike a budget baldmonkey
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:50,
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yeah, i think your alrightometre is calibrated differently from mine(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:02,
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he is more tolerant of people he can chat about guitars tocf Frank
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:18,
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MODSI'm being profiled
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:27,
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*stops**searches*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:31,
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enough is enough/talk should continue to function in accordance with our values.
But when it comes to taking on MONO and frank, things need to change
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:36,
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Oh yeah, and further to Mongy's post about 'Snail & The Whale'I bought that online for my mate's kids, because my lads enjoyed it so much. He emailed me saying 'I'm not reading this to them'. I was a little taken aback by this, and asked why. He sent me a photo
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:47,
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the plus side is that his kids can read arabic now(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:50,
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jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8084447
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:16,
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okmaybe 2010 wasn't THAT nice
www.b3ta.com/talk/6746525
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:21,
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I wonder if he's ever washed it(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:26,
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terrible body shaming www.kentonline.co.uk/deal/news/police-hunt-fat-sex-attacker-126752/
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mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:02,
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I was on those very benches last week and didn't get felt up once :(There are an awful lot of fat people in that area though
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:03,
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just cos I like them doesn't mean I want to wear themyou like fishing but you don't like eating them.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:54,
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Because the traditional clock face is host just too easy to read.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:47,
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5'5" and fat?He ain't running ANYWHERE
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:10,
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if he wobbled to the shore and rolled himself inthe longshore drift would sweep him out to Thanet and freedom.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:23,
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isn't it just?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:25,
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What thing from the past should we have a second go at so that we can do it right this time?I say the colonisation of North America
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:45,
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I'm still bitter about that#MakeAmericaGreatBritainAgain
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:47,
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I reckon we could come down through Canada and make them see senseno point trying to reclaim anything south of virginia, let them keep the desert bits since they're shit and useless anyway.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:59,
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Crusades mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:48,
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i used to go to an after-school club thing called 'crusaders'i went every week for about a year and a half before realising it was a religious thing
#shutupmanolith
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:24,
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Ours was "Covenanters".I also went to some youth club held in a Methodist church hall. That was fun, especially when we got a lecture on the evils of masturbation.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:28,
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that's a stupid wordyou should go back and tell them. covenanteaters would be better
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:36,
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There was a junior version called King Squad, too.I can't help but imagine that in the voice of Strong Bad, these days.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:37,
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My messiah looks Sooooo Good!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:47,
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I went to religious schools.We had a lesson with a nun every week and it would alternate between going to chapel for a nice pray, and watching a film. Took us months to watch Elephant man as we watched 20 minutes at a time and then 10 minutes discussing it
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:35,
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Not a great film,but it does deliver what it promises.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:50,
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In primary I dissed a mate for going to Sunday school and dobved me in and the assistant that had something to do with it got involved.This culminated in them folding a paper basket and saying "well you can't do that can you? Not so clever now eh?".
I can't think of a single situation I've been in that would improve with an origami basket. So I don't know what their point was.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:29,
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you've obviously led a charmed life despite all evidence to the contraryi am CONSTANTLY in need of a paper basket. it's honestly the biggest problem i face, day to day
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:35,
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I sometimes carry these with me thoughm.ebay.com/itm/5-Eco-Foldable-Shopping-Nylon-Bag-Reusable-Grocery-Recycle-Tote-Bagcu-Baggu-shop-/232353514120?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202348%2526meid%253Deb1ca7ecc902489b85df0ae7e31fcd03%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D1%2526rkt%253D15%2526sd%253D150971965698&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:46,
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Apparently there's some with the pouch inbuilt, that'd be handy as I dunno where my pouches are.I've not bothered to look, in all honesty.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:53,
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I've got a rucksack version of that.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:04,
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Does it fold up to pocket size?I don't like carrying an empty rucksack about.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 13:18,
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Yes it does.Not only that, but the folded-up version looks like a miniature rucksack.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 14:49,
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The Great Flood.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:50,
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the 99 year lease of the new territories, we were fucking conned (
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:52,
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Extermination of the you-know-whos(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:55,
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those little pastry buckets with prawns in?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:39,
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sexual harassment in the workplace too many young women suffer from low self esteem without the reassurance of a friendly pat on the bottom from a superior male colleague every now and then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:01,
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my wife's just started a new jobshe's the only woman in an IT development team now.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:06,
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they'll struggle to maintain eye contact with her let alone physical contact (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:09,
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Are you counting actively developing or related roles?None of the women code here anymore as they've all shifted into business analyst type roles.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:09,
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the only women are the receptionist, the HR drone and the office managerand now her
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:17,
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Standard nerdswould you like us to access the data supply and connect you up to the matrix?
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I read this a while back, my toes still haven't uncurled properlycraphound.com/overclocked/Cory_Doctorow_-_Overclocked_-_When_Sysadmins_Ruled_the_Earth-A4.pdf
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:22,
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Religion! Maybe leave all that beheading, genocide, and hatred out, hm?
I've got it in for religion today.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:06,
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gosh you're right jaysum we'd certainly have been a lot better off without all those charities, benevolent funds, or contributions to art and music
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:14,
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Nah, fuck em. Live 8 is all we need.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:16,
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perhaps we should gather up anything with religious connotations and burn it all, books too, maybe we could start over from year zero (
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:18,
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You sound like an edgy teenager.Pack it in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:16,
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EvolutionLet's do away with all this ageing and cancer and Alzheimer's nonsense next time round.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:15,
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crocodiles have got it sortedexcept for occasionally being turned into handbags
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:17,
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and the humble octopusImagine being able to squeeze thorugh tiny gaps, and shape shift into ANYTHING. Wow.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:40,
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Stop aging and you'd have to sterilise everyone too, unless you want non-stop deathmatches to maintain a steady population limit(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:19,
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Actually this would be a good way of creating a perfect warrior race,the strongest and smartest would survive(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:23,
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Or you could issue breeding licences, in the manner of driving licences.You'd have to pass a theory test first to show you knew how not to be a complete twat to your future kids.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:25,
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Performing well on the day doesn't mean you can keep it up for 16 years(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:27,
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You'd still need to cull the long lived.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:34,
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Isn't there a story by William Gibson or Richard Morgan or somebody about rich people who keep trading their bodies in for younger ones, there was an ancient woman in the body of a teenager towards the end but her eyes look really old because of havinglived for centuries
Dunno, haven't read it for years, whatever it was
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:40,
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Google is your friend, looks like Altered Carbon(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:45,
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They seem to be having another crack at fascism at the minute.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:21,
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Straight in the mainline.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:24,
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i dunnoi wouldn't mind a 'new game+' version of my own life, i suppose
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:27,
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Redone in HD with better textures and fewer of the uncanny valley(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:30,
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not even. i just want to start again with all the special moves and xp i've accrued(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:41,
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Why don't you just shell out for the new level pack?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:36,
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in the GOTY edition, you'd get the cat for free(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:40,
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i'd just tap a cat amiibo on my head and one'd appear(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:41,
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always have to be at the top, don't youovercompensating, i'd wager
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:34,
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<s>e</s> r(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:36,
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that last thread was fucking shit(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:38,
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pretty sure it was a reply to the preceding thread that got lostjayce is a bit *taps head*
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:43,
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yer, but it was going nowhere after nearly an hourI'm just trying to keep the place ticking over
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:44,
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I just played the word "guff" in an online scrabble game.Thanks gaes!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:37,
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Religion.If you're basing your life on 2000+ year old scribblings, you need to re-evaluate your life.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:27,
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most mathematics is based on scribblings that are over 2000 years old m8it's not the age of the writings that matters, it's the fact that they're inconsistent hypocritical bollocks
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:29,
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i reckon that in 2000 years people will be worshipping harry potter or summat hahahaha(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:41,
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i bet the dalai lama is contemplating chucking it all in after reading this (
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:30,
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it must of been hard on him to have his entire life questioned(
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:35,
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nah, buddhists like that sort of thing(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:39,
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i hope it's non sticki.ytimg.com/vi/7cJZ9dEZvak/hqdefault.jpg
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mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:41,
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I know plenty of religious people who are very content.Still, I'll be sure to pass on your instructions.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:34,
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OK, I've just messaged my WhatsApp group of People Who Believe In Fanciful Shit That I Have No Time For.Most of them said I should tell you to get fucked, a handful are interested in saving your soul, and three of them are looking for you on grindr.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:41,
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m8, you're not going to change their minds, any more than they could change yoursabout being bent, I mean
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:36,
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what about that airline food though huh(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:39,
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i like my sandwiches with four slices of breadlet's start a religion
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:39,
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I think that two of the slices should be inbetween the other two#separatist
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:41,
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the bread turns into meat in your mouth,and the meat turns into bread
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:55,
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Don't be a fucking nob jason.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:44,
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lol. This was meant to be a reply to the thread below...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:05,
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good thing you realised in under 40 minutesotherwise we'd all think you were a complete and utter cretin
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 12:07,
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What other thing from the past ought to fucking stay there and never get resurrected?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:57,
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he's not real mate, like the tooth fairy, grow up(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:09,
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Oh, so all of a sudden we have to give *real* answers now.Alright then: far-right political parties.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:18,
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the far right will rise againit'll be easy once we start getting different coloured immigrants stealing all are jobs again during the next recession
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:27,
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When I heard them as a stupid youthI wondered just how someone became a doored, and what that really meant.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:08,
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my penus and helmit(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:06,
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they belong in a museum, really(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:09,
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Too soon(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:11,
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Not soon enough(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:12,
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18 consecutive years of Tory government.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:08,
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that nice Mr Corbyn will sort it all out for everyone(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:10,
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I'd quite like to believe this.After imploring me to vote Green, my youngest is now insisting that I vote Labour, to get those extra bank holidays. He was very keen on the Green's proposed four day week, until I pointed out that his school days would likely get longer.
Voting advice from an 8 year old is as good as any other, I reckon.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:14,
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Don't start that in here.There's a UK subreddit that seems to be entirely fill of self righteous wankery about Corbyn. It's enough to make me want to vote tory.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:25,
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Saw an interview with an american womanWho wants the Affordable Care Act repealed because she doesn't like the fact that it's called 'Obamacare'. Even when they pointed out that it isn't really called that, she was still glad she voted for Trump.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:27,
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When will we learn that democracy doesn't work?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:29,
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That's on the same intellectual level as Trump rejecting the Paris Agreement because Paris is outside the USA.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:31,
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Top tip: stay away from reddit.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:27,
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Golf.And old people.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:10,
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I nearly bought American Gods the other day, but it was a bit dearThe tv show is slowly starting to make sense. Sort of.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:11,
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Yeah, I'm a couple of episodes behind, but enjoying it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:14,
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The TV show is going nowhere.I'm rather disappointed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:15,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:20,
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almost certainly(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:21,
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Yeah, but I was really looking forward to it.They just seem to waste half of each episode by having nothing happen, set to some drone music. A real waste of some excellent characters and actors.
Still, Agent Scully as Marilyn Monroe, that ticked a few boxes, I can tell you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:24,
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I bet it didI never fancied her until I heard her real accent. The Fall gave me the fucking horn
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:25,
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mark e smith is a very attractive man(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:28,
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apparently his head's all swollen these days.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:08,
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I've never been attracted to Brix Smith-Start.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:28,
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elena poulou though eh? eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:35,
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"poo loo" lols(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:45,
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In my mind, they all sound like Gillian Andersonit's the only way I can stay rigid
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:51,
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Yeah, there hasn't been a decent henge in years(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:20,
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probably due to immigrants, might make a facebook post about it (
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:22,
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Henges are probably "racist" or summatfucks sake, this country
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:24,
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twitter.com/i/moments/872018014228623360
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:20,
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i'm not convinced he knew they were terrorists, he just saw the arsenal shirt and went for it (
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:29,
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I dunno, I'd be up for a druidic revivalas long as people didn't lump it in with all that crystal hippie patchouilli oil bollocks
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:38,
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if you love the neolithic age so much why don't you fuck off back there(
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:41,
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but what if you've got really skinny legs and size 12 feet?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:31,
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Relaxed fit jeans are the way to go.Try them with a high stiletto.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:38,
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Pair them with some hotpants.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:13,
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after a week with my dad, I wholeheartedly agree(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:39,
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jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8081600
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 10:54,
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I picked upone of these recently because I had one in the past and it's very soothing.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:05,
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that's a bit disparaging m8
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:15,
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oh, that'd be just terrible(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:15,
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I dunnoI could do with a nice cold Hitler on a hot day
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:16,
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hahahai'd have thought Stalin would be more apt, cold war and all that
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:35,
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fucking lol at this, everything from the music, video editing and the seemingly pissed-up sway the guy does mid speech is amazing.www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7lWRtfve8
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 11:17,
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I only came back because fackbook reminded me it was my buffday a year ago. 15 years, less for murder etc etc...
Hello you sexy bitches
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:17,
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I'm not sure you fully appreciate the significance of thishe once signed up for a website
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:46,
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I've not been this excited since the 10th of November, which was Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday.Which was on the 10th of November.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:46,
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nice of you to drop insee you in another year?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:44,
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You need Facebook to remind you when it's your own birthday?I thought I was the resident thickie, around here.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:51,
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I saw some workplaces give you your birthday off as an extra day.I sometimes take mine, I sometimes don't.
I don't tell people when it is though because I don't like fuss.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:47,
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You appear to be aflame. Congratulations.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:05,
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+ oh oh, it's magic...(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:17,
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I cant remember how to do a strike through but change the 'm' to a'tr'
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:19,
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mobile.browarfortuna.pl/images/produkty/nowe/01_czarne.jpg ?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:25,
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Wherever that pub is, its bar snacks look rubbish.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:29,
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should've gone to this pub insteadyoutu.be/J_OvnQ25kdU
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:58,
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Send all them apaches and siamese back(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:24,
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fucking rhubard and custards, coming over here, taking our sweet shops(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:26,
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oh well that's weirdfacebook just told me it was your candle day as well
I don't really understand that group, I think it's for older members than me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:24,
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i got joined to it without even asking, that's bullying (
mongychops, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:30,
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same hereI've written to mark zuckerberg to complain
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:34,
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Fuck right off mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:37,
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Sorry m8 we've moved on(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:49,
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Andyet you're still here. Not moved very far have you, really.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 15:30,
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Morning.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:07,
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too fucking right it is, mate(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:14,
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Morning.Anybody else ever caught a chill putting furniture together? No? Just me, then. OK.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:17,
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it's IKEA's fault for not adding a scarf to their stick men instructions(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 9:08,
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well I'm not missing the morning thread just because old users are such beakers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 8:45,
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It's fucking lashing down!!How are you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 18:52,
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Went for a short back and sides only to find myself bored to fuck by an aristocratic elephant. Turned out I'd accidentally gone to the Babar's!(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:21,
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I'm deleting this thread now. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:24,
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Best delete the internet, just to make sure.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:32,
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It was threatening to lash it down earlier but it looks to have calmed down now.More's the pity.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:26,
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Daughter is accompanying her mum on the dog walk (in the rain), thus excusing me.This is a win.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 19:39,
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Smash it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 21:01,
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Get some kip (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 21:01,
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Alright thanks(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Jun 2017, 21:02,
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After I posted read a book to a grown man on fb they replied no thanks I've got a life (
mongychops, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 22:30,
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How about you just read me a bedtime story?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 22:36,
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Modern classic. Big fan of room on the broom too.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 23:10,
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