alright

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:32, archived)

Bit rude

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:32, archived)

sometimes you've got to be cruel to be kind

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:34, archived)

Simpsons kids can be cruel .gif

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:37, archived)

nice

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:38, archived)

I miss kernowmick :(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:32, archived)

we'll always have his body of work to remember him by

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:35, archived)

Gon 2 soon

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:38, archived)

Literally everyone I've ever met from Cornwall is a massive prick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:49, archived)

I'm not sure that I've ever met someone from cornwall

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 20:34, archived)

And yet they're still not the worst people in Cornwall.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 20:50, archived)

True.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 21:26, archived)

hey now, don't be so down. Be glad you got to meet him and take that memory with you

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:55, archived)

:')

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 21:45, archived)

Yo.
Today was a lot different to what I thought it would be. That fire seems to have actually been arson.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:50, archived)

Some stupid with a flare gun, no doubt

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:52, archived)

Well, they didn't burn the place to the ground.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:53, archived)

Dodgy electrics I heard

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:56, archived)

I covered up any evidence of wrong doing.
I was first on the scene.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:58, archived)

it was me, m8

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 20:04, archived)

hiya

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:51, archived)

Facon double violife tofuburger, please.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:54, archived)

Is this organic?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 21:12, archived)

I made a risotto for dinner.
I don't think I'd ever made one before. So that was nice.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 20:58, archived)

Delicious arsenic

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 21:05, archived)

You can't say "arsenic" without "arse".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 21:09, archived)

FooooOoOOoood
But in fairness risotto is lovely
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 7:29, archived)

CONSERVATIVE DOUBLE ACT
Replace Laurel and Hardy's faces with Boris and Jacob Rees-Mogg
(KERNOWMICK, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:31, archived)

Then fuck them both off a viaduct?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:55, archived)

I'm back!
Had a lovely time here

Did I miss much?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 16:55, archived)

yeah loads

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 16:56, archived)

I'll read everything on /catch-up

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 16:58, archived)

Dunno

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 16:58, archived)

Missed you too xx

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 16:59, archived)

التعليم_تطبق_البدنيه_للبنات
( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:02, archived)

Well you missed 3 apocalypses

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:04, archived)

These tweets are protected?
What are you some sort of spy?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:17, archived)

keeps the riff raff out

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:46, archived)

Oh. :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:12, archived)

Would you like a follow windy?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:22, archived)

na

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:42, archived)

alright Ian

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:59, archived)

Alright 2 Can :)

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:21, archived)

cannot retrieve reply at this time
please try again later
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:04, archived)

lol, bald.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:06, archived)

COME ON KONTA

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:22, archived)

She's about as British as I am Australian

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:19, archived)

Early-afternoon nondescript lazy digestion thread with a side salad of fleb and reem.
I'm cream-crackered today and my sleep schedule is shot to splinters. How r u lol?

Also, anyone had any experience getting their PayPal account unlocked?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 13:30, archived)

nosey

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 13:33, archived)

Well excuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeeeee for caring.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 13:40, archived)

*excuses*

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:46, archived)

for caring princess!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:01, archived)

:D

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:22, archived)

Eating a later than usual lunch.
Getting PayPal to amend anything is a bit of a ballache, in my experience, but I've not yet managed to lock myself out, no.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 13:43, archived)

Meh.
They sent me an e-mail this morning saying they needed more information from me because I'd exceeded the limit for funds paid in. Apparently you can remove that limit automatically when you open your account but nobody told me that.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 13:46, archived)

gaz me your log in details and I'll fix it for you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 13:51, archived)

lol

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 13:53, archived)

I don't think I've ever paid anything into my PayPal account.
I just let it debit my credit card when I buy stuff.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:22, archived)

Paypal locked my account and robbed about 2 grand off me
that was 13 years ago and it never got resolved. Fuck 'em, pricks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:00, archived)

Arse.
What were the circumstances, if you don't mind me asking?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:01, archived)

we had an ebay account and suddenly got a very profitable product line in
sold loads over 48 hours, triggered something in Paypal as "suspicious activity", and they locked the account. The only solution was to file a complaint in a California court. Flights were more expensive than the lost cash so we quit.

But this was a long time ago when Paypal was only a US firm. It may have a European entity nowadays that would make dealing with them marginally less of a massive ballache.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:05, archived)

Fingers crossed.
If I have to stop the line of work I'm doing because PayPal won't cooperate, I'm going to be mightily pissed off.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:11, archived)

absolutely hate paypal even though I still use them for small transactions
my mate tried to transfer funds to me through them and it went tits up. I was better off giving him my sort code and shit.
( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:05, archived)

I am not lol
Thus I feel marginalised as I cannot answer this question.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:06, archived)

I only use it for ebay if I can help it.
If you use it online when you could've used your plastic and all the consumer protection that comes with that, you're a div, imo.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:14, archived)

It's for receiving payments, not making them.
Basically I'm being a bit of a cheeky bastard.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:16, archived)

I think I've bought pizza using PayPal instead of credit card,
mainly because it's less effort than getting up and fetching the credit card.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:29, archived)

I sometimes use my contactless credit card because I can't be fucked taking my debit card out and putting in my pin.
It's great getting a statement with loads of microtransactions when I went to the pub without cash.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:21, archived)

sometimes i can't park close enough to the computer to use my card :(

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:30, archived)

I'm still hanging out with hunky firemen

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:16, archived)

They come round every Christmas and sell us calendars.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:17, archived)

bum 'em

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:17, archived)

Done that. Now what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:33, archived)

bum 'em again but in the face this time

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:34, archived)

exactly

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:40, archived)

full of pierogi
paypal account fucked off years ago as it said i was using the wrong password and was paying stuff out that i'd cancelled
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:43, archived)

Hmm.
The overall impression I'm getting of PayPal from this thread is that they're a bit shit.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:54, archived)

Handy for eBay purchases, basically pointless for anything else.
I had a friend who used to rest money in his PayPal account, for tax avoidance purposes, but I'm led to believe that that doesn't work, anymore.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:56, archived)

I think it depends on where you are.
I hope it does, anyway.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:00, archived)

they are indeed

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:00, archived)

I use PayPal and it's never been a problem.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:30, archived)

OH, MY NAME'S WINDY PIG AND EVERYTHING IS BRILLIANT IN MY LIFE AND EVERYTHING WORKS
god, I'm sick of it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:32, archived)

That's what this thread was missing: a nice bit of beakering.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:39, archived)

do you believe in life after love?

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:20, archived)

I really don't think you're strong enough
soz
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:22, archived)

true

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:24, archived)

sure

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:24, archived)

great

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:24, archived)

my pleasure

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:26, archived)

I love like a mantis.
Someday, my wife will devour my head.

So, in answer to your question, yes, but not for myself.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:26, archived)

very noble

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:29, archived)

M'mantis

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:33, archived)

^ G'gareth G'gates

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:53, archived)

Yup

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:29, archived)

cool

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:30, archived)

Yes, right up until the part where you have children

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:32, archived)

oh

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:36, archived)

if you agree to having another one she might let you do sex on her at least one more time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:57, archived)

Children are well expensive though. With the money saved you could run through the brasshouses.
I don't think you've thought this through.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:09, archived)

^daft punk 12" mix

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:11, archived)

\o/

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:56, archived)

No

( mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:32, archived)

cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:36, archived)

I believe in love after lube.
Does that count?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:34, archived)

no

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:36, archived)

well, shee-it.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:44, archived)

There's a sweet prime day deal on lube here
www.amazon.co.uk/Muc-Off-967NP-Muc-Off-Lube/dp/B002C79CMQ/ref=gbps_img_m-7_9c77_83eab5c8?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_p=ac732db1-70f6-4ff7-b788-c0e09c2f9c77&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-7&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=10157705031&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=9RVWTQPQ3XYCYF91VJBZ
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:53, archived)

It might be a good lube but it's got a rubbish name.
You can't leave the 'k' in "Muck-Off" or people will automatically deface the 'M' in to an 'F', but taking it out makes your product sound like it's designed for mucous removal.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:57, archived)

that's actually cheaper in Evans Cycles
#moneysavingsexpert
( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:58, archived)

I believe that robot Cher will live beyond all of us

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:36, archived)

she's 71 and still freaks my nut out to this day

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:37, archived)

Hope she's given up the fishnet tights look.

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:48, archived)

cor!

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:56, archived)

Yeah,why not?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:37, archived)

exactly

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:37, archived)

I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.
It hits hard $$, then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle $$, rise above, focus on science.
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:37, archived)

done and done

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:38, archived)

Shut up, Rick.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:52, archived)

yeah but sometimes science is more art than science, muppsy

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 11:17, archived)

+f

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 11:23, archived)

Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, manolith

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 11:49, archived)

depends whether you believe in a post-love condition

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:39, archived)

I refuse

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:43, archived)

you ARE refuse, you fucking bin-dwelling composting maggot-filled sack of garbage

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:56, archived)

don't belittle my freeganism

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:59, archived)

strikethrough to make it look like orgasm

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 11:22, archived)

freeg on
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:02, archived)

Hey SS,
Our college boat house has caught on fire
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 11:21, archived)

yes!

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 11:22, archived)

Maybe

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:10, archived)

a sensible answer at last

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:52, archived)

Morning.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 7:17, archived)

Pig

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 7:32, archived)

Munch
Edit: How's it gggggggggoing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 7:59, archived)

This is a welcome change from last night's attitude.
Busy at work and busy at home so, y'know, busy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:41, archived)

Ow do Piggles

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 7:48, archived)

Mupps
Edit: alright you bumhole
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:00, archived)

Is it a wind? Is it a pig? No, it's...a MORNING THREAD.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:11, archived)

I has a delicious kofta kebab yesterday

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:14, archived)

Noice.
I got two free spring rolls off my boss yesterday because her daughter forgot them when she went home.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:17, archived)

Charity is for the weak.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:31, archived)

weak hungry
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:35, archived)

yo

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:12, archived)

Alright machomanolith
How's the rad sk8 life?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:15, archived)

pretty gnarly, dude
i was going to take a picture of my deck as mongy asked but i keep forgetting
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:15, archived)

e i
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:15, archived)

^kiwi

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:51, archived)

woah
When I worked for Olan Mills, I had a manager from New Zealand, who met a rather grisly end. I'll tell you the tale another day.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:05, archived)

how come you only work for american companies, hmm?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:34, archived)

Hmm....good point

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:36, archived)

Christ

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:17, archived)

What's your problem?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:21, archived)

Not feeling good
Send help/nudes
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:35, archived)

I'll snap a belfie for you during my midmorning break.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:43, archived)

thx

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:47, archived)

gfycat.com/SpottedElatedKatydid
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:54, archived)

She loves unicorns

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:05, archived)

I liked the bit where the lady rubbed her boobs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:45, archived)

yeah, that was pretty good

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:04, archived)

Would you like some naked pictures of Jesus?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:03, archived)

worth a try

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:06, archived)

Naked Jesus [artfully NSFW]
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:08, archived)

i.imgur.com/cZzHt7b.gif
( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:05, archived)

That just might work

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:06, archived)

last

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:41, archived)

oh shit I was just going to post

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:43, archived)

Nearly. 10/10 for effort though

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:50, archived)

Chers

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:01, archived)

pigspigspigspigspigspigspigs
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:45, archived)

I liked the bit where the man shouts

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:48, archived)

I love it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:56, archived)

too Nathan Barley for my liking

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:58, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:03, archived)

Morning, O Porcine one

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:35, archived)

Woooooooooooaaaaaaaaaooooooooaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
UPTOWN GIRL!!



I've been up town. Where you been?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:14, archived)

Up girl

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:18, archived)

Fuck off

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:47, archived)

I was an illegal immigrant boy once

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:43, archived)

Get fucked

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:48, archived)

I have been for a meal and then to play crazy golf
On what appeared to be a very successful first date.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:49, archived)

Fuck right off mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:03, archived)

I am now in hospital having been transported here by ambulance following yet another seizure.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 23:35, archived)

isn't there this guy on /links that shows us his medical endeavours
you could give us your medical updates in pictures too right? the camera should take a picture every time you hit the ground
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 23:52, archived)

Went out dogging.
I'm kind of a big deal on the local scene.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:17, archived)

Fuck your dog

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:44, archived)

Well take a look at what happened, seriously. £482,118 in the first month and I'm simply blown away!

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:26, archived)

Fuck that

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:44, archived)

top wanking

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:38, archived)

Fuck yourself

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:44, archived)

Fuck knows

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:46, archived)

fuck

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 23:10, archived)

this thread has turned out great so far

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 23:50, archived)

To me

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 0:45, archived)

Up YM

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 1:12, archived)

Commemorative Spankyhanky self-aggrandising sex lies thread.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:55, archived)

He was all of the inbetweeners put together

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:57, archived)

I once had sex with literally everyone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:57, archived)

Woah
I like literally can't even.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:00, archived)

there's no one out there that can kiss me between the legs like you do

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:05, archived)

I once did a sex
And have the receipt to prove it.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:08, archived)

spunking in the city water supply doesn't count

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:39, archived)

Oh...

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:06, archived)

Spunking just enough
Just enough
For the ci-ty
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:30, archived)

i remember that!
the queue was terrible though
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:52, archived)

poor Two Hats didn't take a ticket and had to go all the way back

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:59, archived)

I had FastPass, m8
I just prefer to go on the more established rides
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:03, archived)

s
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:03, archived)

oh

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:04, archived)

"Cashier number four, please!"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:04, archived)

I don't remember any of that
#chloroformvictimsunite
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:04, archived)

I actually don't remember spank hamk

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:03, archived)

he wrote Loaded type sex stories for the qftw dweebs

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:18, archived)

What a lovely conversation cul-de-sac this is

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:37, archived)

Yes, its legs are shorter than I anticipated.
Feel free to throw a more interesting titbit if you have one.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:40, archived)

After last weeks debacle of starting a thread
I'm firmly in my place of no chance mate.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:44, archived)

I too enjoy talking about people behind their backs

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:48, archived)

If he were here, he could contribute to the discussion.
It's not my fault he flounced.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:49, archived)

that's not what you said in that private gaz about $$ and mcbeef

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:55, archived)

well yer
but really that's just public knowledge, they're not fooling anyone
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:03, archived)

Ey, The one in the throne ah him rule
In their heart I say they have not Jah
Yuh done know say ah dem they are the fool
Hey
( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:58, archived)

When you put it like that, it sort of makes sense

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:05, archived)

Ey, bah gum

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:06, archived)

I thought I did a sex once
But then poo came out of my helmit so it wasn't really a full sex
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:09, archived)

Fucking hell.
I was on my first pint when an old boy looking greyish yellow came in the pub and Sat down in a 'catching his breath way'. He didn't look drunk. Some quick thinking bloke took charge (ice, lucozade told someone to phone the ambulance) but his eyes rolled back in his head. He had him in the recovery position and by the time the ambulance arrived (quickly) he was coming to again. I'm glad he's alright as at one point I honestly thought I was going to watch a man die in front of me.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:10, archived)

Not the relaxing start to the afternoon you were hoping for, then.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:12, archived)

My pint hadn't even had the chance to shift the mild fear from yesterday's pints.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:15, archived)

you have all the fun

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:43, archived)

I'm dead good at sex, me.
One time, after "doing the deed", I asked the girl what she thought, and she said " alright".
Beat that, internet virgins!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:24, archived)

I find the tears of disappointment make asking a little redundant.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:35, archived)

You're a highly demanding lover.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:36, archived)

All I ask for is consent really.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:40, archived)

You shagged dozer in a dress AICMFP.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:39, archived)

Quite right.
I'm irresistible when I'm wearing my party clothes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:10, archived)

Which one was that?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:37, archived)

the fat one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:44, archived)

Correct answer coming through
the fat one baldmonkey
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:13, archived)

happy arson day

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:45, archived)

Ta The LOVELY Grrry.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:12, archived)

stuj is burning, stuj is burning, fetch the engines, fetch the engines
we can't, budget cuts.
sorry.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:15, archived)

liddlebiddapolitics

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:18, archived)

just in a tetchy mood today

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:24, archived)

Honestly, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:12, archived)

Since when has this place had any shame?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:13, archived)

No pride, neither.
It's a disgrace.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:13, archived)

I think we all enable each other as a bunch of fat internet degenerates.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:15, archived)

Jokes on you
I was ashamed of myself before I even got here
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:15, archived)

oh yeah? well i wake up ashamed of myself
and i eat regret for breakfast
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:32, archived)

I was ashamed of myself before it was cool

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:02, archived)

fuck that! i don't give a fuck about shit or a shit about fuck!
no shame, no guilt, no remorse! aaaarggggggggggggh! good morning!
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:17, archived)

^ crusader

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:22, archived)

the the bone marrow m8t

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:13, archived)

Remember this:
www.gog.com/game/crusader_no_remorse ?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:24, archived)

n

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:27, archived)

"I can't guarantee if I'll be able to hold it for long"
lol and have not
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:42, archived)

yer, I didn't put the effort in
I'm in an all-day business workshop, soz.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:18, archived)

watch me poo

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:29, archived)

watch me wee wee
watch me poo, poo and watch me wee wee

y'know, like the song
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:32, archived)

Ignition (remix) by R Kelly?

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:43, archived)

well I'm not

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:31, archived)

Wind your fucking neck in

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:44, archived)

I got rid of my shame at an early age as I saw no use for it.

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:45, archived)

It's like virginity innit.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:53, archived)

A bit

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:59, archived)

I settled for sacrificing my dignity.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:54, archived)

Oh, I can fake dignity

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:00, archived)

I can muster indignation, at a push.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:03, archived)

Shame
Shame
Shame
Shame
*throws some rotten fruit*
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:20, archived)

Momu please don't *shame me, this is a safe space.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:36, archived)

Triggered snowflake

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:40, archived)

Please add a trigger warning before using the word "snowflake".
It could be very distressing for any Anthea Turners reading.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 10:50, archived)

I've just asked for the afternoon off.
My local's celebrating it's 1 year anniversary and today's a local holiday apparently (had no idea) I get floating days though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 11:09, archived)

tell them you feel oppressed and it's all just because you're black/gay/jewish/fat/female/mentally disabled
that should help
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 11:13, archived)

floater days, more like

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 11:13, archived)

They'd be monsters not to give it to you.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 11:17, archived)

Nobody seemed to care enough to object.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 11:22, archived)

[ placeholder morning message ]

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 7:25, archived)

[generic reply]

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 7:43, archived)

Error with mysql_query() -> You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'WHERE parent_id IN (2622,2642,2655,2661,2663,2667,2694,2680,2756,2743,2717,2730,' at line 1

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 7:45, archived)

[Standard response ]

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 7:53, archived)

[jocular rehash of /talk meme]

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 8:05, archived)

There was a problem posting your message:
You must enter a message.
( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 8:19, archived)

i am not a robot

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 8:41, archived)

sounds like something a robot would say

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 8:52, archived)

[Plaiceholder reply]
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 8:42, archived)

I immediately saw that misspelling and thought, yeah, it's gonna be the fish

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:19, archived)

it's not a misspelling

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:23, archived)

This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 8:43, archived)

yeah

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 8:45, archived)

yeah?

( $$ ✅, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 8:46, archived)

well....
Yes. No, definitely yes.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 8:50, archived)

[ prick ]

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 9:11, archived)

This place is well fucking gay

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 20:59, archived)

you're gayer

( $$ ✅, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:08, archived)

no u

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:10, archived)

+2 are

( $$ ✅, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:11, archived)

Dammit

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 23:11, archived)

i.imgur.com/pngGg55.jpg
( $$ ✅, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:08, archived)

that poor boy

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:10, archived)

pervert

( $$ ✅, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:13, archived)

fucking gay plastic
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:12, archived)

^totally mexico

( $$ ✅, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:14, archived)

Futures, yeah?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:17, archived)

I'm definitely gay, I love a nice cock

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:13, archived)

That's not quite how gay works

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:18, archived)

Duh, women love teh cock, that's totes well gay.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:20, archived)

Except the lezzers, obvs.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:20, archived)

This place is well fucking gay MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:14, archived)

gay futile
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 21:15, archived)

fucking gay jackson
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 23:13, archived)

HAPPY LONDON PRIDE!!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Jul 2017, 23:23, archived)

Has anyone made an hilarious Fuller's joke yet

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 23:30, archived)

It's rude to speak with your mouth full Hatso.
Shut up and suck on my candles, bitch.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 10 Jul 2017, 3:53, archived)

hi, would anybody like to chat about poetry

( vladimir, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:19, archived)

oh great yes please, glad you asked
( vladimir, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:20, archived)

so did you read anything recently of interest relating to this?
( vladimir, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:20, archived)

yes, I did, it's good to know that the bleeding edge of poetry is populated by such a very, very broad and interesting range of people, who have clearly struggled in life from the get-go
( vladimir, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:23, archived)

and are not over-privileged AT ALL
( vladimir, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:23, archived)

I don't want to read a verse, it would make the weekend worse, I'd rather lie inside a hearse and contemplate the void

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:23, archived)

Or maybe you could go for laying half-conscious on a sofa, like a happy sunday loafer, whilst you chat with Sigmund Freud

( vladimir, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:36, archived)

look can you take your poetry chat elsewhere please, this is a respectable board, we cover foood, murder, guffs, skateboarding, and sexual orientation, not sure how the above fits into this remit, hth

( vladimir, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:26, archived)

I wrote a poem about a guffing skateboarder with a penis and a vagina going for dinner with Myra Hindley

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:39, archived)

into the valley of death
rode the skateboarder
powered forward by their guffs
half a league onward
their multi-genital qualities
(both penis and vagina)
gave gender superiority
there could be nobody finer
to meet with the frightful myra
in a hopper-bleak diner
oh can their glory fade
oh the wild charge they made
alas, guffs meant they could not slow
they charged directly into the window
now we will never know
why the valley of death enthralled her so
ill-fated skateboarder
( vladimir, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:57, archived)

Yeah, that's it. Glad you like it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Jul 2017, 10:23, archived)

Sure

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:41, archived)

oh come on, really now

( vladimir, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:58, archived)

Cor! That Brunette Coleman, eh lads?!

( $$ ✅, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:43, archived)

I well fancied her in Peep Show

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:52, archived)

She's the potion that gets me in the Andrew Motion

( $$ ✅, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 9:54, archived)

She's well good at playing mroles that annoy me slightly.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 13:17, archived)

Not for me

( mongychops, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 10:41, archived)

Poetry is bollocks
If it was any good, mine wouldn't have been published
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 11:18, archived)

humblebrag

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 12:59, archived)

No, it really was shit
I only did it because I was skint and they'd pay for any old crap
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 13:41, archived)

ok
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 13:01, archived)

Knickers

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 18:02, archived)

PantaLOONs m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 18:05, archived)

I do prefer to afford my bollocks some room in which to swing.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 18:13, archived)

No thanks, I already have some

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 18:21, archived)

That's my swear word of choice in front of my kids,

( mongychops, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 18:47, archived)

I quite like 'oh bum!' like John Thomas's character in Coogan's Run.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 18:53, archived)

One of the most versatile swears.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 21:18, archived)

I prefer a good old fashioned.' bollocks'

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 19:43, archived)

Red

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 18:57, archived)

knackers

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 19:21, archived)

I think we can see where this is going

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 19:27, archived)

Sweden?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 19:43, archived)

Sweden

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 20:00, archived)

SweBUM more like

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 8 Jul 2017, 20:24, archived)

racist

( sock more tea vicar?, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 20:30, archived)

Knic kershaw

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 21:19, archived)

Nematode worm in a pair of asbestos bloomers.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 21:25, archived)

Obvious infest

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 21:34, archived)

Shit rusty slow bollocks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Jul 2017, 21:07, archived)

You got that right.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 7 Jul 2017, 21:44, archived)

We had this product in our pub, despite pushing it as an alternative no-alcoholic drink we couldn't sell even half the bottle before it's expiry date was up. It tastes awful. All of my team found it to be uninteresting, some said it was vile. Really hard to get behind a product that you simply don't like....and with good reason in my opinion
( mongychops, Fri 7 Jul 2017, 22:49, archived)

So disappointing. We were looking for a 'grown up' drink and fell for the hype. The bottle is lovely but the contents is horrid! On it's own it's disgusting and mixed with 'good' tonic which is the suggestion, all you can taste is clove and tonic, so you might as well save yourself the money and have the tonic with a drop of clove oil in it and you would produce virtually the same drink at a fraction of the cost! By the way - it has to be used within 4 weeks of opening the bottle, so if you wanted it for high days and holidays you're out of luck on that as well! I'm giving 2 stars for the bottle!
( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Jul 2017, 22:52, archived)

/Steve Mcdonald leaves thread upset

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Jul 2017, 22:52, archived)

Not a lot. It tastes strongly of cloves and possibly juniper berries. It's very expensive for what it is.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jul 2017, 22:55, archived)

have tried both products - great idea, badly executed. It lacks depth of flavour, tastes of weakly infused, cold tea. You could probably achieve the same result by infusing some cardamon, cloves and lemon in some water on you hob and then chilling. Garden 108 - glorified cucumber water! not worth ?30!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Jul 2017, 22:57, archived)

I was so excited that I could have a lovely gin type non-alcoholic drink while socialising and then drive home but it was really just a bit awful sadly. I haven't even had a second glass and am not too sure what to do with the bottle as I can't cook with it. Big gap in the market if that had got it right - sad that they didn't taste it before they sold it.
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 7 Jul 2017, 22:58, archived)

Okay, so I was just introduced to this stuff recently by someone, and I have to offer compliments for the effort but skepticism also for the effort! This is basically a hydrosol distillate - just like the natural cucumber and juniper flavored clear sodas that you buy at the store, or natural "peach flavored" bottled water. In theory, you can have all the flavors of gin without alcohol, but in practice, I just didn't find this having the depth of flavor of actual gin, or the mouthfeel. And to pay this for what is basically non-sparkling hydrosol drink is a bit of a stretch.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Jul 2017, 22:58, archived)

Convoy is on some cable channel.
That's a right massive ten four. Or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jul 2017, 23:38, archived)

He's definitely in my top ten

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jul 2017, 23:43, archived)

It's the best film I've seen that's been worked backwards from a song.
56 THERMOSET-PLASTIC DUCK
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 7 Jul 2017, 23:58, archived)