morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:10, archived)

Morning mate.
Everything alright?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:18, archived)

mustn't grumble
fell asleep at 8 last night, I'm running on empty
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:29, archived)

Have a day off mate. I'll cover for you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:39, archived)

fortunately today's the day with no meetings
so I can wank away my hours on imgur and having explosive poos.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:02, archived)

I can't go on imgur
I get too angry and upset about how everyone on it appears to be shit and a prick
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:52, archived)

it's all "lit" and "fam" and "woke af"
and I thought it was some odd parody until I met my wife's 22-year-old American cousin and he actually talks like that.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:54, archived)

It's not hard to understand why they have so many spree killings over three.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:00, archived)

I'm considering buying a one way plane ticket and going on a spree myself

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:03, archived)

They check social media now. Best not to announce it until you're in the country, hth.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:25, archived)

is b3ta social media?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:30, archived)

it's a social quagmire that's for sure

( $$ ✅, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:31, archived)

Antisocial media™, more like.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:31, archived)

AICMFP
jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7993590
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:35, archived)

"Antisocial media is a registered trademark of b3ta user number 2663."
Sorry, Grrr, but you owe me £5.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:40, archived)

you never put the trademark symbol on it so it's public domain now

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:52, archived)

I'll see you in court, my friend.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:58, archived)

not if I see you first!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:05, archived)

+s

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:07, archived)

This is dangerously close to quoting Python.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:15, archived)

Morning Grry

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:27, archived)

alright SM

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:29, archived)

.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:30, archived)

umm, thanks
*voms*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:40, archived)

soz, barely 2 hours sleep and I'm in a weird mood

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:49, archived)

because you are now a vampire

( mongychops, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:55, archived)

the light's not agreeing with me so either that or meningitis, good toimes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:59, archived)

Nothing says true love like secretly contaminating his food with your menses.
What a catch!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:53, archived)

You've been reading Cosmopolitan again.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:05, archived)

I used to steal my mum's copies of that for wank fodder,
if there were no Grattan catalogues available.

Heaven knows what I found to wank over in a women's magazine, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:45, archived)

Women, presumably.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:49, archived)

Common sense would dictate that women's magazine would feature pictures of scantily dressed men,
given that men's magazines feature scantily dressed women. But who knows?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:51, archived)

I think the only women's magazine to fall into that category is Playgirl.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:01, archived)

Women are weird.
That said, there's no shortage of men's lifestyle magazines with male cover stars, is there?

"No, mum, I only read Men's Health for the articles!"
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:10, archived)

Exactly.
Men's "health and fitness" magazines, of which there are legion, are packed with photos of muscular men in tight underwear, showing off their abs and curiously hairless bodies. Nowt gay about that at all *cough*.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:17, archived)

I was buying a new razor, last night, and Amazon through up a suggestion for an electric razor for use anywhere but the face.
The reviews were a cringe inducing discussion of nicked scrotums.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:21, archived)

how is vampire formed?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:38, archived)

lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:52, archived)

morning

(dozers You big spazzer!, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:31, archived)

alright spamf

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:40, archived)

Morning

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:44, archived)

I suppose it is

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:02, archived)

Wednesday, yeah?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:53, archived)

the day of Odin, no less

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:02, archived)

Yeah, yeah?
Whoops put that in the wrong place, yeah?
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:18, archived)

Gimme a 'WED'.
Gimme a 'NES'.

Gimme a 'DAY'.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:05, archived)

why don't you marry your games console if you love it so much

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:12, archived)

shit and rubbish

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:25, archived)

I saw 'Baby Driver' last night.
You'd like it: it's got cars in it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:30, archived)

good cars, or Japanese cars?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:37, archived)

Mostly American muscle cars, unsurprisingly.
They've listed them all here.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:40, archived)

lol 1994 Honda Accord

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:42, archived)

lol
There's no nonce-punching in the film, though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:45, archived)

Enjoyed it, already bought the Carla Thomas lp featured in the film as well.
I saw the French Connection at the cinema last night. Always a treat.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:27, archived)

I was underwhelmed, tbh.
The 'star' went from cringeworthy "man I'm so well cool look at me yeah" to wooden pouting that would have made Hayden Christensen proud, and back again, for the whole film and made me want to punch him in the face.

The French Connection, on the other hand, is glorious.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:32, archived)

Robin Williams was a much better Popeye than Gene Hackman.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:37, archived)

Oh my garschk!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:41, archived)

This is what I hate about the French Connection
it shits all over the Popeye canon
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:41, archived)

Popeye's still on my 'Altman films I need to see' list.
Possibly just below Short Cuts.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:32, archived)

have a gender fluid day y'all

( $$ ✅, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:24, archived)

gender seminal
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:27, archived)

Alright grrry
Wife's pregnant again. Sadly it looks like she's going to be just as ill for this one which means another miserable 9 months for everyone
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:36, archived)

lol gutted
no sympathy this time round, since you know what you're getting yourself in for.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:38, archived)

I think you're in for a lot more than 9 months of misery m8
so er yeah, congratulations
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:47, archived)

lol, gutted

( $$ ✅, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:29, archived)

Congratusympathies!

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:08, archived)

And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah
I said hey, what's going on?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:39, archived)

my "smart" TV generates youtube playlists
but no matter what you play, it ends up with that song within 5 plays. Then you'll get No Doubt's "Don't speak" and REM's "Losing My Religion", guaranteed. It's like Youtube is haunted by the ghost of mid-90s MTV.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:44, archived)

the internet just told me that the weird woman with the big mouth off of 4 non blondes is 'married' to darlene off of roseanne
so now I genuinely want to know what's going on
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:46, archived)

Whenever you're wondering what's going on in life,
the answer is usually 'lesbians'.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:54, archived)

the only good thing about my smart tv is that it connects to my media server, other than that the apps are fucking pointless

( mongychops, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:49, archived)

same here
robbed a raspberry pi off my brother and linked that to it instead, much better.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:53, archived)

"Smart" TV is a waste of time.
Shame it's basically impossible to buy a dumb TV, these days.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:19, archived)

why don't you just switch off your tv set and do something less boring instead?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:23, archived)

I unplugged it from the internet, if that's what you mean?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:32, archived)

I used to use my smart tv all the time
Then I got the PS4, which does everything the tv can, but better.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:50, archived)

It annoys me that the apps on such devices deprecate so quickly.
I've a Sony Blu-ray player that boasted of iPlayer, Netflix, Amazon and YouTube, on the packaging, but now only one of those still works (the Amazon client, and it's bloody awful - even the version installed on the old Wii is superior).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:57, archived)

sony's policy has always been not to support such devices, buy the new model

( mongychops, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:02, archived)

Fuck 'em.
Not a fan of this "disposable tech" culture.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:19, archived)

If it's truly channeling mtv in the 90's it'll keep playing Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe and leave you confused as to why.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:30, archived)

Alright the internet
I have entered into a battle of wills with someone - one where I have to be very patient, self controlled, and non impulsive.

How are you failing at life today?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:42, archived)

+ie

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:55, archived)

^ just got a pet guinea pig
and finding out the hard way those little chaps are a handful
( vladimir, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:55, archived)

Whilst I would like to believe this sadly I fear the truth is much more rapey

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:00, archived)

d'awww geez
alright 2can
( vladimir, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:01, archived)

Alright vlad, dun any good poems lately?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:04, archived)

probably not, or indeed ever
( vladimir, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:08, archived)

which is another way, of saying never
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:10, archived)

you stick to your guns, spanishfly, if you don't lay down the rules in the early days, they'll walk all over you and it'll be having their mates round at all hours, lettuce at 3am, watching TV whenever they want, total chaos
( vladimir, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:58, archived)

dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:01, archived)

:-D
alright Mr. Tea
( vladimir, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:08, archived)

Vladz0rz

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:09, archived)

Did anyone here bother to see the reboot?
Just wondered whether it was as horrendous as Absolutely Everyone said
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:09, archived)

I didn't see it, hth
( vladimir, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:11, archived)

Nah. I know I'd want to like it, just because so many absolute jebbers thought it was literally the end of the world because of the female cast,
but at the same time, it's a reboot of a well-loved classic, and when has that ever been anything but a colossal waste of time?
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:20, archived)

if only they'd payed attention to this kind of reasoned argument when considering whether to commission world war two or not

( vladimir, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:43, archived)

A rare instance where the rehash was actually better.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:34, archived)

It's utter fucking gash

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:52, archived)

It was fine.
Some of the humour felt a little forced (there's no getting away from the fact that Melissa McCarthy is irredeemably awful), but me and the kids had a good time watching it.
The story doesn't really make any sense, but Kate McKinnon's lesbian Egon was great, Chris Hemsworth can't help but be utterly charming, and the original cast cameos were a giggle.
Plus, I rented it for free by spending my Amazon credits, so I had nothing to lose.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:25, archived)

something something engelbert humperdinck

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:39, archived)

I've agreed to loan my head to a trainee hairdresser for her final assessment.
This is probably a good thing, as I could do with a trim.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:08, archived)

her his
loan my give
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:11, archived)

battle of wills with someone - one where I have to be very patient, self controlled, and non impulsive.

How are you failing at life today?

man.
( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:25, archived)

give them an inch and they'll take a foot, pretty soon you won't have a leg to stand on
BAAAAAA (melchett)
( sock more tea vicar?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:32, archived)

I failed to get the mental to understand
That the FBI copyright warning at the start of her DVD didn't mean that she'd get in trouble for watching it.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:51, archived)

Another arguement in favour of piracy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:27, archived)

I've done 5 Opeth albums back to back now, I think that's enough for a while
What have you had too much of?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:53, archived)

You're taking th'Opeth.
I had too much sun at lunchtime. That was a bad idea. Going to sit in the air conditioning at the cinema tonight though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:56, archived)

Opeth fruith
Made to make your mouth water
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:56, archived)

in the words of Blancmange
Opeth bloddy tree
( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:59, archived)

Did they say fuck in that track or did I imagine that?

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:01, archived)

It's been a while since I listened to it

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:04, archived)

I've had too much of this, and not enough of that

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:59, archived)

I tell you what I never have too much of
Watching opeth thwinging through the treeth
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:05, archived)

It's grim opeth north

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:08, archived)

y'daft opeth

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:28, archived)

Farts that turn in to sharts
Sick of it m8
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:13, archived)

Work. Sat under a tree in the sun streaming music from some cloud WiFi from some building or other.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:14, archived)

rape
and ice cream
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:16, archived)

any sauce?

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:20, archived)

you can't have rape without a bit of sauce
it just isn't as nice
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:27, archived)

Ice magic, if you've got it please

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:28, archived)

you'll get bloodied spunk and nothing else

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:43, archived)

crushed nuts?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:44, archived)

I think they're just small

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:32, archived)

You're not paid to think, smash

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:41, archived)

sometimes there's a bit of blood when I wipe my bum so maybe that is too much wiping?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:26, archived)

or maybe not enough?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:26, archived)

Get a bidet

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:28, archived)

dirty french bastard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:34, archived)

Maybe it's too much raping.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:36, archived)

or not enough

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:38, archived)

You mate

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:28, archived)

me too that's why I've put him on ignore

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:30, archived)

It's the least he deserves

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:39, archived)

Yaaay Opef \o/
Which 5? The ones before they went all prog?
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:39, archived)

late reply
listening to them chronologically, so just finished Blackwater Park
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:30, archived)

Excellent album
Bleak still gets me rocking out even now
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:46, archived)

non alcoholic drinks, juicer time

( mongychops, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:14, archived)

Fluid retention

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:34, archived)

Did he ever duet with the Cheeky Girls?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:43, archived)

I think not all the threads are great.
This one in fact, is probably going to be a bit butts.

I had a 6 month review that went quite well. What's going quite well for you? Be as smug as you like.

If it's all going to shit. Gaz twohats.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:54, archived)

Oh two hats now is it? Well fuck you

( mongychops, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:59, archived)

Yeah. He told me you were done and he was the new king of helping the lurkers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:00, archived)

my quarterly tax payment wasn't as high as I was expecting it to be
so that's a bit of spare cash, I spose.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:00, archived)

+s

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:00, archived)

My mortgage thing sorted itself out in a such a way that I'll not have to make any payments until September.
So I might treat myself to something. What do you reckon?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:02, archived)

Mint feast

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:10, archived)

2 trips and some whizz.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:13, archived)

a bike that actually works

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:15, archived)

A new laptop for 2can

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:59, archived)

Lego question for you
Whats a decent place to buy second hand kits? Fancied buying myself that Batman Tumbler to realise they stopped selling it, the bastards.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:04, archived)

1) Find the 4 or 5 digit number for the set on Google
2) Go to Bricklink.com
3) Search for the set number
4) Click on the result that matches what you want
5) On the new page, click the "Items for Sale" tab
6) Under the search filter, click "more options"
7) Set Seller Location to United Kingdom
8) Click Search
9) Find the first result that's actually a complete set and not just a minifig or single parts bag, the cunts
10) Click View, and buy the kit from the seller's shop.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:11, archived)

Is
this what you're looking for?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:12, archived)

Nah
This is the one, thanks though, will sort through the results.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:20, archived)

Bollocks
£228 quid :(
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:22, archived)

batman tax
and it IS nearly 2000 bricks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:28, archived)

lol
Chinese ripoff by "Lepin" for 110 quid.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:30, archived)

Ha, are they any good?

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:34, archived)

unlikely

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:35, archived)

Knockoff Lego is always lacking in "clutch power".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:40, archived)

alt: don't bother reading all that and just go onto eBay

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:17, archived)

+ and pay a hefty markup cos most bricklink sellers are on ebay too

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:18, archived)

for a lot of my trains, I bought the individual bricks from 2-3 sellers on bricklink
built two trains, then sold one on ebay for the same price and kept one for pretty much free.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:19, archived)

i.imgur.com/EYljz1A.gif
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:23, archived)

free lego m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:26, archived)

Last night I finished my moonlighting project and was in bed before midnight,
despite being convinced I'd have to stay up till three in the morning, so that was quite good.

Then I found some massive German sausages for the next barbecue at under €4 for a kilo of the bastards, so that was quite nice.

Then I met a girl last week and gazzed her, and she gazzed me back, so that was quite peng as well.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:04, archived)

Wait. Gaz. But not on here?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:29, archived)

Yeah, no, I just appropriated B3ta terminology for convenience.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:30, archived)

I don't even know why it's called gaz.
Never bothered to ask until now.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:36, archived)

GAZ IM ME

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:37, archived)

‽
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:41, archived)

oh so now you want gaz to message you, fuck you two hats, you've made an enemy today

( mongychops, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:41, archived)

I wish Violet Berlin still posted here

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:43, archived)

scott mills didn't hang around long

( mongychops, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:44, archived)

Not deleted tho
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=15877
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:58, archived)

Scott Mills picture challange
Ever had your photo taken with a celebrity?

No? Well, we're unable to help, but here's your chance to be up close and personal to our very own Scott Mills.

Below is an example of the picture we're giving you to download - click on it, and a bigger, better quality image will load (it's a big one, so it might take some time). Save the picture that appears, and add yourself into the image or something that will give people a laugh - so you appear next to Scott, looking like his best mate!

Or - even better - if you've got a picture of yourself with a Radio 1 DJ - send that in and we'll add it to the gallery!



Either post them here and if you think there good enough to win a new camera then email it to [email protected]
( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:04, archived)

it didn't quiet pan out as he hoped

( mongychops, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:06, archived)

a metaphor for life

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:10, archived)

It was no Richard Branson pissing on a kid.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:25, archived)

She posted on a dnb forum I used to go on and all.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:58, archived)

Where are teh uplaod codez?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:02, archived)

Likewise.
I reckon McBeef started it so he could call his inbox a gaz chamber.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:42, archived)

I hope they appreciate you saving them £Gerald per year

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:04, archived)

The voices in my head that usually scream have gone on holiday for a few months
Which is nice.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:05, archived)

Good looking out

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:30, archived)

Today I have flipped a bed, found porn and filled an elderly ladies' holes
Make of that what you will.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:05, archived)

Tell us more about the porn.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:12, archived)

It was called black cheerleaders

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:14, archived)

Sounds fairly niche.
Given all the internet porn restrictions they're putting in now, I think it's your civic duty to discard of it in a bush.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:16, archived)

I bet they get their wheat-fields ploughed.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:17, archived)

It has been left with the mental
It's her son's porn
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:28, archived)

lol, bush

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:37, archived)

Kids nowadays probably have a usb stick under their mattress or something

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:21, archived)

My dad once found my porn stash (on floppy, no less) and thought the best course of action was to ridicule me in front of my mates.
28 at the time, etc.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:25, archived)

lol floppy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:26, archived)

My dad had his mate over to update our PC with a cracked copy of Office, or some such,
and made a big deal over a handful of porno pics in the download folder. Given that I fastidiously saved all mine to the aforementioned zip drive, I'm reasonably sure they were his, and he was just trying to front it out before his mate found them and ripped the piss out of him.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:33, archived)

lol.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:37, archived)

Huh, physical storage, fuck off grandad
It's all clouds and bits of light floating about now
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:25, archived)

I used to have a zip disk full of tiny video files.
Seems quite quaint, really.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:27, archived)

Zip disk, unzip trousers, etc.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:37, archived)

Phwoar, animated mosiacs with compression artifacts at 3MB per minute

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:40, archived)

It was that or eurotrash segments taped off of the telly.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:59, archived)

I had cable TV installed in my room when I moved back from university.
Passion Cove was about the raciest thing I've ever seen on UK telly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:05, archived)

I answer all gaz's promptly and earnestly

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:31, archived)

just gaz'd Two Hats
let's wait and see
( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:32, archived)

that was quick

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:34, archived)

I don't piss about, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:35, archived)

Whilst over on Mumsnet
This
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:33, archived)

xhrist

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:34, archived)

\m/

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:41, archived)

Just walk into the police station and drop it on the counter

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:45, archived)

Put it in a big freezer bag, bash it to powder with your rolling pin
and sprinkle it over your vegetable patch for some organic bonemeal fertiliser.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:47, archived)

Alright Fred West

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:16, archived)

Wrap yourself in clay, balance two ping pong balls on your head and make friends with a spider

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:48, archived)

I'd have her buried with it, just to confuse future archaeologists.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:01, archived)

You cannot see what your friends like, as noone can see what you like. Update your profile to share what you like with other b3tards, and enable this feature.

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:35, archived)

i.imgur.com/polPfWB.jpg
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:32, archived)

look what's your fucking problem eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:25, archived)

Fuck off mate. It's a nice day. Wind it up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:35, archived)

I'm so fucking bored

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:37, archived)

Me too.
Me too.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:44, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 7:26, archived)

yawning

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 7:28, archived)

get some java down yer neck

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 7:44, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 7:30, archived)

yer

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 7:44, archived)

morgen

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 7:44, archived)

the freeman knows best

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 7:54, archived)

^three-wheeler

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:03, archived)

It was only the other month when I saw a newish one I learned they were still in production

( mongychops, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:09, archived)

my Grandad raced a custom-bodied one in the '53 Monte Carlo Rally

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:11, archived)

Woah, what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:29, archived)

Yeah, they're expensive too

( mongychops, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:36, archived)

Are they still making the reliant Scimitar too?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:45, archived)

it's odd how ropey old fibreglass kits bolted to leftover Ford engines cost so much
I saw a Panther Kallista when I was in the UK, didn't look that special, but they still sell for 16k at 25 years old.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:53, archived)

They're aimed at Clarkson-types having a mid-life-crisis, they can charge what they like.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:34, archived)

I want one of those Z3 estates
cos it looks like a sports hearse
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:08, archived)

morning fellow netizen

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:11, archived)

surf's up, dude

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:12, archived)

Morning duder

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:13, archived)

alright dudee
lol doody
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:16, archived)

Be proud. Stand tall. Sing loud. Pray for them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:28, archived)

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:21, archived)

chicken dinners are pretty cheap though, so it's not much of a prize
and Tuesdays is specials day at KFC
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:31, archived)

Let's say that's the modern version
of the time when Las Vegas casinos offered a chicken dinner with potatoes and vegetables for $1.79 and the average bet placed was $2, so if you won your bet, you could treat yourself to a chicken dinner.

I also recently heard "What does KFC stand for? Kill the Fucking Chicken", which is not very original in its own right but I was impressed to hear it from a French girl.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:35, archived)

morning

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:39, archived)

morning

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:49, archived)

morningrise
the name of Opeth's best album, blade-studiers
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:55, archived)

says you

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:59, archived)

Imma listen to all 9 albums today, just to confirm

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:04, archived)

i bet you change your mind

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:11, archived)

I listened to their early albums a lot in my metal dayz
so I'll easily get through the first two no probs.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:19, archived)

we'll see

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:20, archived)

I was always a Damnation / My Arms Your Hearse kind of guy

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:29, archived)

morningtown ride
the name of the seekers' best song, blade-studiers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:58, archived)

Beyanî baş

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:48, archived)

still not fixed
leaving forever
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:48, archived)

see ya!

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:49, archived)

I mean it this time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:53, archived)

no don't go

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:57, archived)

don't try to stop me I've made up my mind

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:01, archived)

please

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:09, archived)

staying would double the amount of trouble, there's really no question about it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:18, archived)

TWO-fold?
Well it certainly sounds like a lot of trouble
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:21, archived)

ok you've persuaded me to stay
but I could easily threaten to leave again
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:26, archived)

and I'll be right here to convince you otherwise

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:29, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujwm8YrEgI4
( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:59, archived)

youtu.be/nQ7AvxtJPMk
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:06, archived)

Biryani more like

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:55, archived)

bit racist

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:56, archived)

Least.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:13, archived)

participation trophy reply

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:20, archived)

hi 'friends'

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:29, archived)

oh, I see

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:29, archived)

yeah

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:41, archived)

hi fellow netizen

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:30, archived)

ready for an exciting day of following the nettiquette?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:56, archived)

yessir!

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:57, archived)

Could we *be* any more oegamiom?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:30, archived)

we were on a squart!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:57, archived)

^ BFF

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:31, archived)

hello internet 'chum'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:58, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S07E04/ZLKugVpDTev58VIBBP18q3sAMPM=.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:09, archived)

whatevs

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:05, archived)

'All 'rand to my Gaff!'
A weekly talk show hosted by Dean Gaffney featuring regular guests Josh Widdecombe and Katherine Ryan.
( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:33, archived)

'Gaff's Guff Gif's'
concept pending
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:35, archived)

I think it needs regular guests
I don't think Dean can hold a stage without other input
( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:36, archived)

Agreed
He doesn't have 'presence'. Not like a Paddy McGuiness, or a Tim Lovejoy.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:43, archived)

Call My Gaff
Two teams of celebrities make phone calls to Dean to check that everything is ok
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:44, archived)

'Dean for a Day'
down on their luck members of the public compete for the prize of experiencing just what it's like to be a top former member of the cast of Eastenders.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:53, archived)

'Get Lean with Dean'
A fitness show hosted by Dean Gaffney as he and two trainers help five celebrities to lose weight.
( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:57, archived)

'Dean of the Jungle'
Dean rapes and kills a monkey
( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:04, archived)

Drive would've been an alright film if Gosling wasn't about as menacing as a troubled hard-man as Rodney Trotter.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:36, archived)

I liked Drive.
Gosling was a bit too puppy-dog at times for a genuine villain, though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:43, archived)

Yeah, it's a decent noir and looks great, but he's just a bit too wet, so is the soundtrack.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:48, archived)

Ehh, I'm a big fan of the soundtrack,
but then again I like electro house/synthwave stuff a lot, so I'm probably biased.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:53, archived)

I do as well, but it was pretty wet. Just didn't think it fitted all that well.
Maybe it's just because I went in expecting something a bit more of a fast action film (it was part of a car chase season) and it was more of a mood piece. But The Driver and Vanishing Point do both well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:55, archived)

It could have been grimier, I'll give you that.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:58, archived)

I really enjoyed that film.
Ryan Gosling is super dreamy, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:44, archived)

It is good.
I watched The Driver the other night though, which parts of Drive deliberately paid homage to; Ryan O'Neil plays a perfect reserved hardman, by comparison up until the point Gosling starts literally cracking heads, he just seems to be a bit of a simpering/autistic person who likes cars.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:54, archived)

I thought his slightly detached disposition suited the character well,
and I enjoyed his somewhat awkward interactions with the female lead.

I also found this to be terribly amusing: www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/film/2011/oct/10/woman-sues-drive-trailer
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:02, archived)

Lol, what a mong.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:09, archived)

Much like watching Misissipi Grind so soon after California Split.
I think I just watched the film that it sort of pays tribute to, and does the character a bit better too close to it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:10, archived)

I watched it over three nights because I kept falling asleep
it's the dullest car film I've ever watched, and I've watched How To Paint Your Classic In 9 Easy Installments.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:06, archived)

what was the easiest installment?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:07, archived)

Well you've clearly made the mistake the rest of us did and assumed it's a car film rather than a neo-noir.
I wouldn't have said it was dull. But putting it in a chase season was odd. I think I had the film equivalent of dozily going into the fridge for a beer, opening the can and taking a mouthful before realising I accidentally grabbed a strongbow.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:18, archived)

No Country For Old Men bored me to sleep.
Which was a shame, as it had stellar reviews.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:23, archived)

^ owns all chapters in the "Greased-Up Twink Mechanics" series.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:30, archived)

a lot of older fellas use the term "twink" to refer to fiat's legendary Twin-cam engine
which causes various degrees of mirth on car forums.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:07, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:52, archived)

Happy happy joy joy

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:53, archived)

^ didn't whizz on the electric fence

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:55, archived)

Back from the pub.
I was gonna make tuna salad. Nope. Fucking Landlady's taken all my salady stuff.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:50, archived)

Fooood

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:52, archived)

No. I've already told you, there was none there.
This is a LACK of foood thread. mongy, do try to keep up.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:53, archived)

Have you got a sponsor you could call about your foood problem?

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:54, archived)

I'll just check.
Yeah, it says my sponsor is one Mr M Chops.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:56, archived)

Oh, I've got fish fingers in the freezer.
I'm gonna have FISH FINGERS SANDWICHES!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:02, archived)

Arse biscuits, the mad old bag has used all my fucking bread for birdfood.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:03, archived)

torch the place

( $$ ✅, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:54, archived)

Nah, I don't want to deal with the consequences.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 17:55, archived)

kick her in the fanny
that's the only option left
( $$ ✅, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:01, archived)

Fuck no. I have to mop up piss from the bathroom floor at least once a day as it is.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:04, archived)

Funny you should mention a lack of food: I've just come back from the supermarket.
There was a bloke there with a spiderweb tattoo on his elbow, the traditional tattoo you get if you're well 'ard, because it's the most painful place on the body to get tattooed. Except his just went all the way around the dome of his elbow but not over it, so he had a spiderweb with a big hole in it, and looked like a wuss and a muppet.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:08, archived)

People are getting their armpits done, that's supposed to be extremely painfully

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:11, archived)

Yeesh.
Seems a bit pointless, though. I mean, you need to shave and lift your arms above your head just so anyone can see it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:17, archived)

90% of tattoos are shit for cunts tbf.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:20, archived)

They call them Idiot Stamps for a reason.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:42, archived)

Huxley's vison winning over Orwell again, make them think they chose to.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:57, archived)

Why is it that you like all the most horrbile things?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:25, archived)

Did you see Martin's have a sale on? Go buy a real watch

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:31, archived)

I just read this on my watch!
Used the computer to reply though cos the screen keyboard is a little fiddly
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:43, archived)

Good deal on this, old eta movement but still
www.martin-and-co.com/watches/shop/ss-hrtge-black-bay-blk-batdot-dl-brwn-lthr-003480/
( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:46, archived)

17 hundred quid for that? It doesn't even have the date on it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:53, archived)

Old movement, no date, suits you

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:57, archived)

"The Tudor Heritage Black Bay is steeped in the mysterious aura of a hidden bay that gradually yields its secrets to those who venture there, a long-lost treasure returning to the light of day"
I might be more inclined to believe that if it was made of gold instead of stainless steel and leather. Never heard of Tudor but they sound like bigger con-men than that Louis Vuitton prick whose handbags my wife is so fond of.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:57, archived)

They are rolex little brother , were never sold officially in the UK till a couple of years ago, solid watches

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:00, archived)

Get her this
www.ablogtowatch.com/louis-vuitton-tambour-horizon-smartwatch/
( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:03, archived)

Or I could just get her a cheap smartwatch like mine and download a LV watch face for it

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:14, archived)

Think I'll use this one for mine
plus.google.com/photos/photo/104606190189687757486/6443465626960039074?icm=false&sqid=109827242607524552712&ssid=19c30560-6623-434f-9e61-14edf6033b92
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:17, archived)

I never liked the dial , day month at 3 o'clock, then date at 6, nah, too busy

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:20, archived)

I suppose there's not really a lot of useful information there, might go for a nice Breitling one that they've added a battery % indicator to.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:29, archived)

I'd try them all, it'll pack up in 3 months

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:33, archived)

All the things I like are GREAT.
You just have shit taste 2 Can.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 18:39, archived)

I have NEVER felt like a salad after drinking :|

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:24, archived)

Donner kebab no salad, chilli sauce boss ?

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:26, archived)

Exactly, protein and carbs, fuck off with the foliage

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:30, archived)

I dunno, I like a bit of veg in my kebab.
Sometimes you'll stumble upon a place that puts exotic stuff like beetroot and sweetcorn in as well.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:51, archived)

Ah, I'd only had a couple.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:00, archived)

make tuna salad. Nope. Fucking toss my
taken all my
y stuff
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 19:35, archived)

:D
8/10 for effort there 2 Can.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:01, archived)

Wills and Kate are at the end of my road visiting some museum
Got any local slebs round your way?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:36, archived)

Wills can't have much hair left by now.
He'll be bald as a coot by the time he's 40.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:47, archived)

see, he could go all hardman and shave it like Jason Statham
but instead he sports that dorky tonsure like the bloke from The Princess Bride
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:55, archived)

Yeah, he's all like "Yah, I'm the Prince Bridegroom" and all that.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:09, archived)

David Dickinson was in town, recently.
The World's End was filmed outside my office, so there was a steady supply of reasonably famous people about whilst that was happening.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:51, archived)

Love that film

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:16, archived)

I'm with McBeef on this one
I really liked SotD, thought Hot Fuzz was alright, but World's End was terrible.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:06, archived)

I'm jumping on the awful bandwagon
Pegg and Frost are mediocre at their very best, even that abomination Paul was better than worlds end.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:08, archived)

Hmm, I'd been meaning to watch it because, as Two Hats sez, SotD was great and Hot Fuzz was pretty good.
Unlikely to bother now.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:09, archived)

I liked it well enough,
but it was easily the weakest of the cornetto trilogy. I think the most fun thing about it, for me, was spotting all of the geographic anomalies.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:15, archived)

Simon Pegg is dead to me now

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:52, archived)

Dick and dom.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:05, archived)

^ lives in da bungalow

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:14, archived)

Purple aki

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:15, archived)

Goth midgets driving hairdresser cars

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:27, archived)

I just wanted that on autocomplete, soz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:28, archived)

The original cast of Fame

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:29, archived)

Michael Winner

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:32, archived)

Of course
Otherwise they wouldn't be local. Living in Polski Sklep all this time's bare fucked your English right up fam
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:36, archived)

Michael Portillo's right bollock

( $$ ✅, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:39, archived)

mo mowlam's wig

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:49, archived)

no

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 13:53, archived)

martins of cheltenham have got a sale on

( mongychops, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:07, archived)

How many martins do you need?
I suppose Landaus are suddenly collectible.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 14:17, archived)

Alright spastics
Tell me one thing you intend to achieve in the next week.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:32, archived)

consolidate my role at work as Senior/Team Leader
and have it authorized by higher ups.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:39, archived)

Decorate the mental's spare room

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:40, archived)

ok, reading this as you making someone else have their period

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:51, archived)

Orgasm, probably.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:40, archived)

Death to all infidels
Failing that, finishing Glow
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:45, archived)

Gonna attempt to code a shmup as part of learning to make the games

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:46, archived)

Shmup Howard

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 10:59, archived)

IDGI

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:10, archived)

"Shmup" is a little bit like "shemp".
Shemp Howard was one of the Three Stooges, but is probably best known for being dead for half of their films, which gave rise to the notion of the "Fake Shemp" (a different actor filling in for an absent one, generally filmed from the back), a practice taken to extremes by Sam Raimi, who popularised the practice of "Shemping" during the filming of his early, low budget, horror films, as he couldn't afford to keep the principal cast around for reshoots.

This is a lot of effort over a throwaway comment.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:26, archived)

He who drinks from my mouth will become like me, and I will become like him, and the hidden things will be revealed to him.

( $$ ✅, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 11:09, archived)

alright Saint $$

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 11:12, archived)

bless you, Woody

( $$ ✅, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 11:16, archived)

World peace

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 11:31, archived)

*swings a can of peas round and round*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:02, archived)

a semi

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:28, archived)

What are your stretch goals?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 12:36, archived)

more like nurse who

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:18, archived)

Err I think we were still discussing federers choice of watch, rude

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:24, archived)

not a fan myself

( $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:28, archived)

The 41mm date leaves me a bit cold , I like the fluted bezel version more than smooth

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:32, archived)

Is it a Breitling?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:36, archived)

No federer is a Rolex ambassador

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:58, archived)

how do you apply to be one of them?

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:11, archived)

Just potluck

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:14, archived)

shame
i'm really unlucky with these things. bought a tenner's worth of charity raffle tickets yesterday and won fuck all
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:19, archived)

o u
l your lips together and s
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 23:34, archived)

soz

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:08, archived)

Time(of the month)lord

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:27, archived)

she's locum so she's on a fair bit

( $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:28, archived)

But why isn't it a black french genderfluid muslim in a wheelchair, I demand a recount

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:30, archived)

Susan is introduced in the first Doctor Who story, An Unearthly Child (1963), with the first episode focusing on her as an unusual teenager with an advanced knowledge of history and science. This catches the attention of her teachers at Coal Hill School, Ian Chesterton (William Russell) and Barbara Wright (Jacqueline Hill), who follow her home to a junkyard owned by an unseen proprietor named I. M. Foreman. It is implied within the story that Susan took the surname "Foreman" from this junkyard sign as an alias for use at the school, for when her chemistry teacher made the assumption that her grandfather was "Doctor Foreman" the Doctor replied, "Doctor who? What's he talking about?", indicating that he was unfamiliar with the surname. It is revealed that she and her grandfather, the Doctor (William Hartnell),[1] are exiles from their own people in "another time, another world" and have been travelling through space and time
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:33, archived)

What if she goes back in time when she's on the blob, and ends up messing something up because she's not concentrating
We could all end up talking German, or eaten by dinosaurs or summat!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:45, archived)

i.imgur.com/cBjdTnc.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:06, archived)

Agreed

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 19:26, archived)

Wait, I want a tardis full of bras

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:02, archived)

and a garage full of cars, it doesn't matter

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:05, archived)

Bradis

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:29, archived)

Braleks

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:39, archived)

#bradismeansbradis

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:37, archived)

Yes and it's going to get a bit boring having to wait evey episode whilst she goes off to find a man to park the tardis for her

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:26, archived)

Angry of Basingstoke

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:52, archived)

Concerned of Tunbridge Wells

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:58, archived)

Upset of /links

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:06, archived)

They made the companion a lesbian, and now they've made Dr Who a woman.
Things are about to get sexy
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:10, archived)

Phwoar

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:16, archived)

cor! tits and muff!

( $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:36, archived)

Dunno if lesbians would find transexuals attractive

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:50, archived)

Don't see why not, most of them seem to go for women who look like men.
In fact I expect most of them would go out with men if they could just get over their irrational penis phobia.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:59, archived)

It's just another form of racism

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 19:26, archived)

Let's just hope there's some decent scripts

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 19:33, archived)

I imagine she'll spend the first episode doing what most blokes would do if they suddenly found themselves in the body of a women - wanking herself off in front of a mirror

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:12, archived)

whilst playing with her sonic screwdriver

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:36, archived)

+m

( $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:11, archived)

dubs

( $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:11, archived)

dubs

( $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:12, archived)

good point

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:37, archived)

A carrier bag filled with fork prongs and ignited with a cocktail of hoisin sauce and magnesium.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 21:42, archived)

Afternoon

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 14:53, archived)

Cheers
havin' a nice one, I hope?, yes?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 15:02, archived)

its allright
having a quiet one this weekend. Yourself?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 15:07, archived)

yes. it is all rather relaxing

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 15:16, archived)

Sure is

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 15:52, archived)

Hi. Everyone excited to find out who the next doctor who is?
I heard it might be a girl with breasts and everything. Can you imagine?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 15:56, archived)

Wow, just checked the news and it's Roger Federer!
Totally didn't see that coming, well done BBC!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 15:59, archived)

I'm waiting to see what watch federer wears when he wins wimbledon

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:00, archived)

White
A dillitant move
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:03, archived)

Daytona?

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:04, archived)

Doesn't look white, can't find a decent pic of it

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:33, archived)

Two tone day date it looks like from the fuzzy pics , he's so down to earth

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:53, archived)

It was this
m.rolex.com/watches/datejust/m126303-0019.html
( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:18, archived)

If I was a tennis player I'd want a watch that could tell me what the weather was going to be so I'd know if it was good tennis weather.
Fortunately I now have such a watch so it looks like I'm one step ahead of Federer
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 18:12, archived)

I just got my new watch. It's a lemfo Lem5, finest chinese engineering and it's a phone too, going round sainsburys now and I've put my shopping list on it.
Like to see someone try to do that with a rolex
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:10, archived)

No need to show off

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:26, archived)

I heard they were using licence payers money
to re-animate the corpse of Rod Hull for the role. that or a woman.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:02, archived)

If they're spending that much bringing him back to life it wouldn't cost that much more to give him a sex change at the same time.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:11, archived)

Igor.. fetch me some fake tits
it makes sense
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:25, archived)

Afternoon
Just arrived at the pub to drop the kids off. Swift half already in hand.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:50, archived)

Does your house not have a toilet?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 16:54, archived)

Lol

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:45, archived)

Morning.
And stuff.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 6:02, archived)

morning
my wife came home at 2am and vomited until dawn. Now the baby has woken us up and there's a 4-hour drive home to look forward to.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 6:32, archived)

You really are having a sterling weekend, aren't you?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 6:42, archived)

It's rapidly rising into my Top 5 Shittest Weekends
she's still vomming. I can't load up the car with her in this state, cos I'm not picking carrot chunks out of the upholstery later on.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 8:00, archived)

Make her walk

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:12, archived)

Morning
And ting
( broadsword w⚓, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 7:10, archived)

Irie.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 7:11, archived)

Morning.
Folk festival, today. Not sure I can be bothered - missus is determined to stay to the end, which will mean keeping the kids up past 10, so there's a good chance that I'll end up abandoning her there as I carry at least one sleeping child back to the car.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 8:16, archived)

I can understand how that would make you not be bothered.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 8:32, archived)

Levellers are headlining, and missus is a big fan of theirs.
After seeing them at Victorious, so is my youngest, but he's not one to stay awake past his bedtime, so it's a shame they won't take the stage before 9. Me and he are the most likely to want to leave early, I reckon.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:34, archived)

you going to victorious this year?
i'll prepare the 'fuck off monmun' banners if so
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 13:06, archived)

sundayningholes everyone!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:10, archived)

G'dayning.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:24, archived)

so it shall be

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:34, archived)

Morning
Off to pick the kids up for their day out
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:26, archived)

Pick up monster munch's kids while you're at it so he can enjoy the folk festival.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:28, archived)

No thanks.
She'll no doubt stuff them with Haribo then hand them back as the sugar rush kicks in.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:37, archived)

You know me so well

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 10:15, archived)

:)

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 11:08, archived)

OH god I feel awful

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:55, archived)

Get back on it

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 10:04, archived)

My plan was to get home early.
Started drinking around 3. Home at midnight, no dinner. I think I might be dying.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Jul 2017, 10:28, archived)

^insulted an innocent girl last night

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 10:07, archived)

^voted Conservative

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 10:07, archived)

^wearing a velour leisuresuit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 10:07, archived)

it's really not
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 10:23, archived)

pbs.twimg.com/media/DC272FwXYAADem5.jpg
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 14:48, archived)

Morning prick's
Well compared to you lot my weekend is going swimmingly, hike was lovely yesterday, got a lazy day of F1, maybe tennis, and blazing it with games tonight
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 10:29, archived)

Alien Covenant was a bit shit

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:50, archived)

^ Mark Kermode

( H.B.Mupps, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 16:05, archived)

should have watched planet of the apes instead

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 16:13, archived)

+g
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Jul 2017, 18:14, archived)

lien nal
ovenant umsluts Meet Veronica Moser - Faecal Frolic Frenzy
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 16:32, archived)

Well that will learn me

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 16:45, archived)

Ridley Scott hasn't made anything worth watching since Alien.
Probably. I suppose Kingdom of Heaven was alright.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 19:45, archived)

Kingdom of heaven dragged on way too long
and Liam Neeson's role was utterly redundant.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 20:53, archived)

I can only really remember the nice scenery
and Alexander Siddig being better than DS9 had led me to expect.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 20:55, archived)

silly man

(ozof, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 13:25, archived)

as I mentioned earlier, it's nothing special
but nobody ever listens to what I say and that is why everything is shit
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 21:19, archived)

Is it worth subjecting myself to two hours of Alien Covenant?
Please write the answer on the back of your hand and send them in.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:18, archived)

Yes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:31, archived)

ntt
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080416190703AADWFlA
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:02, archived)

your time seems pretty worthless
so yeah, why not
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:49, archived)

It was nice to meet you the other night
Good to finally have a face to the name
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:16, archived)

...ok

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 16:39, archived)

It's ok but not as good as Trainspotting 2

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:20, archived)

Yup

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:21, archived)

i cannot answer that
as i have no idea what you would consider to be "worth it"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:29, archived)

Violet Berlin isn't in it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:30, archived)

probably too busy playing pokemon

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:33, archived)

it's okay, because alien, but nothing new or shocking

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:54, archived)

morning
don't expect a reply, I just want to kickstart the board
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 8:56, archived)

Go fuck yoirsrlf

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:02, archived)

I'd have to
since you're so clearly fucked already
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:07, archived)

My fingers just gave up on me
Even they couldn't muster the enthusiasm
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:29, archived)

presumably you rufied them for the sig

(ozof, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 13:31, archived)

It's noble sacrifices like this that made /talk what it is today.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:05, archived)

if you ever need the blood of a virgin
this is the place to be
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:08, archived)

Word.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:22, archived)

If arseholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 11:07, archived)

morning`

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:06, archived)

yup

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:08, archived)

bongiorningholes

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:23, archived)

alright

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:37, archived)

yeeeeeeeeaa
ah
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:55, archived)

Morning
Just about
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 11:46, archived)

what are the stretch goals?

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 11:50, archived)

I scored in your nans stretch goals

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 11:55, archived)

Katie Puckrick's filling in on 6 music. Just played Roxanne Shante. I approve.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 12:25, archived)

Time to take my rudimentary understanding of Pokémon TCG to the Pokégym.
:/
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 12:26, archived)

I'm hungry and bored.
Might go to the cheap Italian cafe with the comically rude waitress.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:52, archived)

She bellowed "hoose red and a lasagne fae the boy" in the direction of the open plan kitchen when I ordered, lol.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:56, archived)

Happy Social Media Giving Day!

( $$ ✅, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 12:58, archived)