fuck off
But seriously, there's been a bit of a dearth of good threads today. He', 'dearth' and 'thread' are anagrams.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:00, archived)
But seriously, there's been a bit of a dearth of good threads today. He', 'dearth' and 'thread' are anagrams.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:00, archived)
it's this attitude that is the cancer that's killing this place
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I knew someone who, when she was pregnant, she craved and ate bath sponges
Is there a thread in that, maybe?
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:03, archived)
Is there a thread in that, maybe?
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:03, archived)
No, probably not
She kept whole sponges in her pocket, and would tear bits off them and it eat it during the day
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:06, archived)
She kept whole sponges in her pocket, and would tear bits off them and it eat it during the day
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:06, archived)
I believe we all work for twats
It seems I may be in Reykjavik next week for 5 days, but nobody has booked or paid for it yet. Showers of shit.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:37, archived)
It seems I may be in Reykjavik next week for 5 days, but nobody has booked or paid for it yet. Showers of shit.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:37, archived)
Not if you are stuck in a meeting room all day
And then working all night covering the day stuff.
Still, at least I'll get to brag on here about it and go to the Chuck Norris grill
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:46, archived)
And then working all night covering the day stuff.
Still, at least I'll get to brag on here about it and go to the Chuck Norris grill
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:46, archived)
I've been there.
It was one of the places still open when I got back late.
Is it tech stuff you're doing there? I googled that once and found that seeing as most Icelandic techs end up migrating to Sweden it probably wasn't worth me looking into it.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:48, archived)
It was one of the places still open when I got back late.
Is it tech stuff you're doing there? I googled that once and found that seeing as most Icelandic techs end up migrating to Sweden it probably wasn't worth me looking into it.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:48, archived)
Indeed
Lovely people the ones I've met.
I have up there'd you so we don't bore these fuckers too much with our glamorous lifestyle.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:53, archived)
Lovely people the ones I've met.
I have up there'd you so we don't bore these fuckers too much with our glamorous lifestyle.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:53, archived)
I HAD TO DELETE MY NEW THREAD
sorry and thank you for putting me "in my place"
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:42, archived)
sorry and thank you for putting me "in my place"
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:42, archived)
no, it was about poo
and it seems I wasn't up-to-date enough for bthreetay
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:45, archived)
and it seems I wasn't up-to-date enough for bthreetay
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 15:45, archived)
You've got to be on the ball to start threads in this place, m8
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one of my aunts used to walk on a giant ball in the circus, i'll see if she wants to start a thread
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 16:21, archived)
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he can fuck off until there is no more off to fuck, at which point there will be a fuck, but no off
and therefore can fuck. But not off.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:23, archived)
and therefore can fuck. But not off.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:23, archived)
I've only just got up The LOVELY Mr H.
Not even had a shower yet.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
Not even had a shower yet.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
I've done laundry, washing up, been shopping and sent two letters (letters! remember those?)
And perched in the juicer with my laptop. Communicating about potential employment. At ยฃ1.50 a pint.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:29, archived)
And perched in the juicer with my laptop. Communicating about potential employment. At ยฃ1.50 a pint.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 14:29, archived)
The vagina art below has reminded me I'm going to a private view of a mates artwork tonight.
One of the paintings is a full nudeself portrait which I'm not sure I'm going to enjoy.
When was the last time you saw a naked body you didn't like. Apart from your own of course? Chubby checker. Fatty Arbuckle.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 9:58, archived)
One of the paintings is a full nudeself portrait which I'm not sure I'm going to enjoy.
When was the last time you saw a naked body you didn't like. Apart from your own of course? Chubby checker. Fatty Arbuckle.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 9:58, archived)
Be sure to offer some constructive criticism.
Maybe comment on the way they seem to follow you around the room.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:24, archived)
Maybe comment on the way they seem to follow you around the room.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:24, archived)
He's not fat. But I still don't really want to look at his willy.
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If your mate's Lucian Freud, you should be in for a good evening.
It's been a while since I saw anyone naked. There might have been an opportunity at the gym yesterday but the showers are currently malfunctioning and are stuck on 'searingly hot', so people just get dressed and presumably shower at home.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:11, archived)
It's been a while since I saw anyone naked. There might have been an opportunity at the gym yesterday but the showers are currently malfunctioning and are stuck on 'searingly hot', so people just get dressed and presumably shower at home.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:11, archived)
That Channel 4 naked dating programme
The mrs puts it on to make me squirm. It isn't the nakedness, it is just the fact of what a massive dickhead do you have to be to want to be on tv that you would do that.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)
The mrs puts it on to make me squirm. It isn't the nakedness, it is just the fact of what a massive dickhead do you have to be to want to be on tv that you would do that.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)
A depressingly large number of people will do literally anything to get on television.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:26, archived)
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 10:26, archived)
Woah...uncanny!
images.huffingtonpost.com/2016-05-24-1464095578-8712366-201605201463749142206634112291245_10153298479604077_6629229701805783630_othumb-thumb.jpg
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:41, archived)
images.huffingtonpost.com/2016-05-24-1464095578-8712366-201605201463749142206634112291245_10153298479604077_6629229701805783630_othumb-thumb.jpg
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 11:41, archived)
Jacob Rees-Mogg opens mouth and has deplorable views
Who'da thought that prick would say prickish things eh.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:05, archived)
Who'da thought that prick would say prickish things eh.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:05, archived)
If you stuffed him and put him on display in a glass case at the Natural History Museum,
he'd make the brontosaurus look young.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:14, archived)
he'd make the brontosaurus look young.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:14, archived)
It turns out
That all the Twitter bots which were pro-brexit, pro-Trump, pro-Putin are all over Twitter currently sticking up for the mega-prick.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:18, archived)
That all the Twitter bots which were pro-brexit, pro-Trump, pro-Putin are all over Twitter currently sticking up for the mega-prick.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:18, archived)
How astounding that is.
Yell loudly enough and any room becomes an echo chamber.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:22, archived)
Yell loudly enough and any room becomes an echo chamber.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 12:22, archived)
Having just read the abortion story on the BBC, I feel obliged to defend him,
as he does go on to state that he wouldn't let his religious opinion override the democratic will of the majority.
I feel dirty.
Also, this photo surely contains at least one future murderer. It's like something from The Shining.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 13:05, archived)
as he does go on to state that he wouldn't let his religious opinion override the democratic will of the majority.
I feel dirty.
Also, this photo surely contains at least one future murderer. It's like something from The Shining.
( , Wed 6 Sep 2017, 13:05, archived)
Bored of that now.
How about this woman that got stuck in a window after trying to dispose of a massive shit.
www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window
Have you ever got stuck in a window or hoiked a shit out of the pan by hand?
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 19:57, archived)
How about this woman that got stuck in a window after trying to dispose of a massive shit.
www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window
Have you ever got stuck in a window or hoiked a shit out of the pan by hand?
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 19:57, archived)
Not me...
but a guy I know. I dunno, he may have been pulling my leg, it soulnds like one of those walkman/wanking/mum/tea stories but it's funny anyway.
So, this guy goes around to his new girl's parents place for the first time, a big pad in the countryside. They all sit down to lunch in the conservatory and ten minutes in he needs a poo-poo, so he excuses himself and goes upstairs. He finds the dunny, clips off about a foot of dirty spine and then flushes the toilet. But when he looks again his big sweaty loaf is still in the pan! Of course, he's mortified so he flushes again. And again. After one last time, he's in a fit of panic about this still-born foal of a turd that refuses to flush away so he gathers up a wad of toilet paper, wraps it around his hand and grabs the offending brown trout from the pan. Still panicking, he opens the bathroom window and hurls it out into the garden. 'Job done, nice one Matt!' he says to himself as he goes back to finish his lunch. He's surprised to see the family looking so dumbstruck and appalled as he re-enters until he looks up at the roof of the conservatory. And there it is, splat on the glass ceiling, with a trail of brown water dribbling from it. Legend.
And my friend Ben had a wonderful time at his new girl's pad in London, and he reverses down the drive to go home the next day and tears the wing-mirror off her dad's brand new Porsche 911. Scarpered straight away, of course.
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I'm hoiking a shit back and forth with a mate as I correspond with you
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There was a big human poo outside one of the student houses today.
Not mine.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 20:28, archived)
Not mine.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 20:28, archived)
I have handled all manner of bodily fluids in my time
I have a strong constitution, it seems
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 20:49, archived)
I have a strong constitution, it seems
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 20:49, archived)
Mate of mine got so hammered one night
That he half-filled his kitchen sink with puke, then passed out. I moved him to the lounge, then emptied the sink with my bare hands. The chunks were too big to go down the plughole, you see.
He was very grateful the next day.
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That he half-filled his kitchen sink with puke, then passed out. I moved him to the lounge, then emptied the sink with my bare hands. The chunks were too big to go down the plughole, you see.
He was very grateful the next day.
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my new colleague is 20 years old
she was born in 1997
it makes me sick, i can only imagine how you must feel
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 21:07, archived)
she was born in 1997
it makes me sick, i can only imagine how you must feel
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 21:07, archived)
they were already covered in sick, why would he want to blend them?
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I've had to use my wet and dry vac to hoover out a puked-up sink in the past.
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Good idea, blending his hands would have taught him not to do it again.
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My reactions are a little dulled by the half a bottle of Cointreau I've just necked.
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Still polishing off the booze in Tue back of the cupboard when the missus isn't looking eh?
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When I was in halls the food was terrible; one night it was that shit I just had a plate of wedges.
Then I got cunted on buckfast and awoke to find my basin full if burgundy mash. Good toimes.
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Then I got cunted on buckfast and awoke to find my basin full if burgundy mash. Good toimes.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 21:16, archived)
Al fresco doos
Many decades ago I was encamped in a Welsh slate quarry on a school expedition in horse drawn caravans. We'd been on the road for four days and I'd not had the opportunity for a relaxed dump - no loos in the wooden sheds we were towing, and Welsh public bogs in those days were worse than French ones. That evening I said I fancied a walk up the quarry road for a look round, and set off with a bunch of Bronco in my pocket. Having a crap half supine on a steeply sloping slate track was more difficult than I anticipated, but it was effected eventually. The next day as we all walked up the track to the summit the offending log was spotted. "Jesus - what could have done that?" "Oh God, there's still paper near it." As I put a comforting and protective arm around my female companion a warm glow suffused me, knowing that I had created a beast of such magnitude
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 23:01, archived)
Many decades ago I was encamped in a Welsh slate quarry on a school expedition in horse drawn caravans. We'd been on the road for four days and I'd not had the opportunity for a relaxed dump - no loos in the wooden sheds we were towing, and Welsh public bogs in those days were worse than French ones. That evening I said I fancied a walk up the quarry road for a look round, and set off with a bunch of Bronco in my pocket. Having a crap half supine on a steeply sloping slate track was more difficult than I anticipated, but it was effected eventually. The next day as we all walked up the track to the summit the offending log was spotted. "Jesus - what could have done that?" "Oh God, there's still paper near it." As I put a comforting and protective arm around my female companion a warm glow suffused me, knowing that I had created a beast of such magnitude
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haha.
I had a shit on a sloped hill a while back while hiking. It was a logistical nightmare tbh.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 23:30, archived)
I had a shit on a sloped hill a while back while hiking. It was a logistical nightmare tbh.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 23:30, archived)
be honest, are you a neo-nazi?
just want to check what type of forum this is that i've contributed to over the years
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:10, archived)
just want to check what type of forum this is that i've contributed to over the years
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:10, archived)
I'm looking forward to the return of Nazism Classic.
This alt-right nonsense turns my stomach.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:14, archived)
This alt-right nonsense turns my stomach.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:14, archived)
Yeah 'course, we're an inclusive bunch, meetings are Tues and Thurs with a charity jumble sale every last Friday
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:54, archived)
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Is a neo-nazi a guy in a full-length black trenchcoat and sunglasses who can dodge bullets while he fights for Lebensraum?
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i think they have a big get together and discuss things they're passionate about
i think it's called comicon, i dunno, have you been?
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i think it's called comicon, i dunno, have you been?
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:31, archived)
i like to party hard
which is often uncomfortable for those around me
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which is often uncomfortable for those around me
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:35, archived)
tends to appeal to gingers doesn't it?
on account of them being the most white of white people
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on account of them being the most white of white people
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I like think of myself as a limp-wristed cuck snowflake SJW guardianista lefteye, tbh
with nazi overtones
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:31, archived)
with nazi overtones
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:31, archived)
two more viewings tomorrow
I tell you, if I don't sell this house soon, Imma fucking stab some cunt, I swear down
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:54, archived)
I tell you, if I don't sell this house soon, Imma fucking stab some cunt, I swear down
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:54, archived)
That should definitely be the title of the next reality TV estate agent show on Channel 5.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:56, archived)
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I was miserable because I wanted to move, and wasn't doing anything about it
So I did something about it, and no cunt wants to buy my fucking house.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:59, archived)
So I did something about it, and no cunt wants to buy my fucking house.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 15:59, archived)
which is exactly why I never meet any potential buyers
If they see how haggard I am, they'll never want to live here
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)
If they see how haggard I am, they'll never want to live here
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 16:04, archived)
Morrisey's first draft of his next single said to 'need more work'.
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Quite the opposite.
I like to wander round in a Brodie helmet beating up germans.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 16:10, archived)
I like to wander round in a Brodie helmet beating up germans.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 16:10, archived)
Apparently Joe Pisquale is going to star as Frank Spencer in the local theatre.
I can imagine that being fucking painful.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 16:35, archived)
I can imagine that being fucking painful.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 16:35, archived)
Delightful.
A generation's greatest comic preformed, taking on one of the great characters of comedy.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 17:01, archived)
A generation's greatest comic preformed, taking on one of the great characters of comedy.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 17:01, archived)
speaking of comedy
www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/05/tory-momentum-clone-activate-at-war-as-hackers-back-jacob-rees-mogg-for-pm
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www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/05/tory-momentum-clone-activate-at-war-as-hackers-back-jacob-rees-mogg-for-pm
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 17:11, archived)
I was amused enough that the tories are so shit at appearing down with the kids they managed to have four instances of 'they' and 'them' in the Activate mission statement.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 17:58, archived)
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There's something a bit creepy about young tories,
so I don't blame adult tories for wanting to distance themselves from them.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 18:45, archived)
so I don't blame adult tories for wanting to distance themselves from them.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 18:45, archived)
Have you seen the young kippers though?
I hope the law of the playground is unkind to them.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 19:08, archived)
I hope the law of the playground is unkind to them.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 19:08, archived)
The other night I couldn't get to sleep because I couldn't remember Meryl Streep's name
How are YOU a massive bender?
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 12:56, archived)
How are YOU a massive bender?
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 12:56, archived)
OK, this is the time to let my shallowness shine.
Meryl Streep is almost universally regarded as the best actress of her generation, yet I've seen only one of her films (The Deer Hunter), because I don't fancy her.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:01, archived)
Meryl Streep is almost universally regarded as the best actress of her generation, yet I've seen only one of her films (The Deer Hunter), because I don't fancy her.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:01, archived)
meh, probably would if she promised not to do any thatcher impressions.
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Oh, you're right, I did see that Thatcher one.
I'd forgotten about that.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:11, archived)
I'd forgotten about that.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:11, archived)
You are missing out on some decent films there
And others like Death Becomes Her
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:19, archived)
And others like Death Becomes Her
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:19, archived)
Damnit, I've seen that one as well.
I appear to have been caught lying out of my arse here. On the plus side, I've seen a decent black comedy.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:20, archived)
I appear to have been caught lying out of my arse here. On the plus side, I've seen a decent black comedy.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:20, archived)
After seeing the frisbee scene, I *need* to see Hard Ticket to Hawaii.
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I reckon The River Wild is the only one of her films that I've seen.
Nothing to do with sexual attraction, more that she's not in the sort of films I'm intersted in.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:43, archived)
Nothing to do with sexual attraction, more that she's not in the sort of films I'm intersted in.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:43, archived)
OK, I've heard her voice in AI and Fantastic Mr Fox.
I'm ashamed to admit that I've seen Into The Woods, too (it is not good).
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:54, archived)
I'm ashamed to admit that I've seen Into The Woods, too (it is not good).
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:54, archived)
I find it to be a grotesque parade, a hideous caricature of the notion of womanhood,
and probably doing more to set back the acceptance of trans people than Donald Trump ever could.
My wife thinks it's funny, though.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:49, archived)
and probably doing more to set back the acceptance of trans people than Donald Trump ever could.
My wife thinks it's funny, though.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:49, archived)
^
I can't stand the whole drag queen culture. They all seem so thoroughly convinced that they're the very personification of wit and wisdom and the most interesting person on the planet, rather than vulgar Tesco Value fishwives with nothing to say and a giant, screeching voice in which to say it.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:56, archived)
I can't stand the whole drag queen culture. They all seem so thoroughly convinced that they're the very personification of wit and wisdom and the most interesting person on the planet, rather than vulgar Tesco Value fishwives with nothing to say and a giant, screeching voice in which to say it.
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Live and let live, I suppose.
I'll just file it alongside the likes of "Adam Sandler films" as something I'll never understand the appeal of.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:01, archived)
I'll just file it alongside the likes of "Adam Sandler films" as something I'll never understand the appeal of.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:01, archived)
I enjoyed The Wedding Singer and Click.
The rest of his career output has been a giant pile of manure.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:05, archived)
The rest of his career output has been a giant pile of manure.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:05, archived)
Happy Gilmore and Punch Drunk Love
The rest can be fired into the sun.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:08, archived)
The rest can be fired into the sun.
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I quite like how he's phoning it in more and more.
The cobbler sounds amazingly lazy.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
The cobbler sounds amazingly lazy.
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that's mainly because some people don't think there's a difference between trans person and drag queen
i'd say that people are the problem more than the show, but the show makes easy ammunition for those who are trying to prove a hateful point, i guess
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:04, archived)
i'd say that people are the problem more than the show, but the show makes easy ammunition for those who are trying to prove a hateful point, i guess
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:04, archived)
hi, i like to think i'm not a massive bender but happy to accept challenges to this within reason
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:31, archived)
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lads lads lads just got a notification on my phone that says "topless photos of kate middleton..."
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:33, archived)
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Disgusting, popping out one kid after another while sponging off the state
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You do get a 'large family rail discount card' in France once you've had your third sprog.
Maybe that's why she's doing it.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:47, archived)
Maybe that's why she's doing it.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:47, archived)
why was it so important and how come you didn't just google the name of whatever film you were thinking of her in?
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Probably is his "safeword"
And it is rude to google while having sex m8
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:45, archived)
And it is rude to google while having sex m8
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:45, archived)
Well that's what I did, eventually
but I was in bed, and I didn't want to start looking at my phone, lest I became even more awake. You're underestimating my stupidity, here.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:54, archived)
but I was in bed, and I didn't want to start looking at my phone, lest I became even more awake. You're underestimating my stupidity, here.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:54, archived)
Because I didn't realize I was massively overpaying on my council tax
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Something astounding has just happened.
I've just had an argument on Facebook that remained civil, well-reasoned and open to dialogue throughout.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:58, archived)
I've just had an argument on Facebook that remained civil, well-reasoned and open to dialogue throughout.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 13:58, archived)
I had less than 2 full glasses of wine last night and feel a bit groggy.
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Proper looking forward to Moldova v Wales tonight
Hopefully is a cracker.
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Hopefully is a cracker.
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Just had an order from a lady called Wray
it occured to me that when she orders Chinese takeaway it is a Chinese Wray to go
#lindup
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 14:52, archived)
it occured to me that when she orders Chinese takeaway it is a Chinese Wray to go
#lindup
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Morning.
I get to meet the new apprentices today as I had yesterday off. I hope they're not dick heads.
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I get to meet the new apprentices today as I had yesterday off. I hope they're not dick heads.
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Morning.
Feeling underslept and fractious this morning. Might hit the gym tonight to work through all this negative energy.
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Feeling underslept and fractious this morning. Might hit the gym tonight to work through all this negative energy.
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mrs tangles recently had to field a call from an aggrieved member of the public whose opening line to her was genuinely "I'm not a racist, but ..."
his complaint? lack of white faces used in promotional posters put around the city by her employers
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his complaint? lack of white faces used in promotional posters put around the city by her employers
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We've just been down the school, sorting out a "you've stuck my daughter in the numpty class" problem,
and overheard a teacher demanding that an afro-Caribbean girl get rid of her braids.
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and overheard a teacher demanding that an afro-Caribbean girl get rid of her braids.
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we're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips
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Sounds to me like someone's got a case of "the s'pose'das."
frinkiac.com/img/S08E02/759691.jpg
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frinkiac.com/img/S08E02/759691.jpg
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 9:47, archived)
Week off.
The Doris gets back from an overseas placement tomorrow, so I probably ought to tidy or something.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 9:10, archived)
The Doris gets back from an overseas placement tomorrow, so I probably ought to tidy or something.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 9:10, archived)
Not much
Got to go to the pet shop for spider treats. The mental insists on coming with me, which means I'll have to apologize to the staff again for her telling them she knows how to care for animals better than they do.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 9:22, archived)
Got to go to the pet shop for spider treats. The mental insists on coming with me, which means I'll have to apologize to the staff again for her telling them she knows how to care for animals better than they do.
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Had some chicken sausages and my back end has (and still is) exploding
I am loathed to not eat them as they are mightily tasty, but Heck, your products do some right damage
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 9:57, archived)
I am loathed to not eat them as they are mightily tasty, but Heck, your products do some right damage
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I had some pork sausages from them, didn't think they were that special really.
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Usually chicken sausages are pretty rank
But they make tasty ones, somehow.
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But they make tasty ones, somehow.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 10:06, archived)
i finally got round to looking up who does that song at the beginning of that adam curtis doc, bitter lake
it's by burial and i like it, what songs do you like?
youtu.be/RsF0BoJSeqA
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it's by burial and i like it, what songs do you like?
youtu.be/RsF0BoJSeqA
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If you listen to the Adam Buxton podcast with Curtis
He mentions his admiration of Burial multiple times.
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He mentions his admiration of Burial multiple times.
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 10:16, archived)
I like songs that are pop songs and you can sing along to the chorus and have a good time
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players gonna play play play play play
and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)
and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
( , Tue 5 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)
always good to go to court smartly dressed
www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/man-who-hurled-racist-abuse-131453/
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www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/man-who-hurled-racist-abuse-131453/
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:05, archived)
"and they say the nurses have it tough!"
pbs.twimg.com/media/DI4oindVYAApUV1.jpg
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pbs.twimg.com/media/DI4oindVYAApUV1.jpg
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:19, archived)
Perhaps it's time for mark knopfler to dust off money for nothing and update it for the youtube generation.
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as if people can walk in and out of well paying jobs
what a glorious world she lives in
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what a glorious world she lives in
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:46, archived)
That old adage about how people treat service staff says a lot about them and that.
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I certainly enjoy that privilege
which is why I am posting on b3ta and not working.
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which is why I am posting on b3ta and not working.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:55, archived)
It's almost as if low earners are being exploited *and* working harder than us office drones.
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Saw this earlier
That is his bird and looks like he had to step in to back her up.
Stupid fucking internet twats, especially when they use shit like patreon to get cash. That is fucking handouts yer pricks.
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That is his bird and looks like he had to step in to back her up.
Stupid fucking internet twats, especially when they use shit like patreon to get cash. That is fucking handouts yer pricks.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:39, archived)
Yeah, in the twitter thread there was a photo of them both doing a ps4 unboxing.
Opening boxes for a living. So hard.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:40, archived)
Opening boxes for a living. So hard.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 16:40, archived)
I've just bought a fold-up ping pong table off eBay.
Not really new thread material, but there you go.
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Not really new thread material, but there you go.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 13:42, archived)
You'll use it once for ping pong then occasionally for applying paste to wallpaper.
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Already got a pasting table, but I'm never doing wallpaper again.
The tables been bought to go in the garden, so chances are it'll go straight in the shed and then we'll have to hope we don't forget about it next year.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 13:55, archived)
The tables been bought to go in the garden, so chances are it'll go straight in the shed and then we'll have to hope we don't forget about it next year.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 13:55, archived)
Is it an outdoor table? If not they soak up moisture and fall to bits
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Let's hope so.
Mother-in-law was bidding on my account, so it's her money gone if it doesn't last.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:02, archived)
Mother-in-law was bidding on my account, so it's her money gone if it doesn't last.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:02, archived)
+ lol
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 15:09, archived)
Haha, I loved Cowboys & Aliens!
Not really, that film was terrible.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:21, archived)
Not really, that film was terrible.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:21, archived)
hey now, don't be so down. Be glad you got to meet him and take that memory with you
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We'll always have his stupid lego arduino videos.
We should all go and click on them lots of times so that Youtube sends money to his grieving widow
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
We should all go and click on them lots of times so that Youtube sends money to his grieving widow
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:25, archived)
I'm pretty sure frank will be back soon to breathe fresh life into it
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 14:43, archived)
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there must surely be new guitars and/or synths to tell us about and all
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Don't you know, he lived his life like a grumpy ex-thanet candle in the wind
what's your favourite grrrrrmemory?
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:58, archived)
what's your favourite grrrrrmemory?
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:58, archived)
It was quite a surprise to see that his winky was made out of lego
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This is a gift that keeps on giving :
youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0610_wtf/anatomically-correct-legoman.jpg
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youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0610_wtf/anatomically-correct-legoman.jpg
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 11:43, archived)
Was that Wales v. Austria?
I saw a cracking clip of the Welsh fans singing the national anthem near the end and powering up the players.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 12:30, archived)
I saw a cracking clip of the Welsh fans singing the national anthem near the end and powering up the players.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 12:30, archived)
Pure belter alright.
I'm not normally into fitba at all but I saw the clip on Reddit and it gave me teh chills.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 13:11, archived)
I'm not normally into fitba at all but I saw the clip on Reddit and it gave me teh chills.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 13:11, archived)
The V/O work he did for that lift company
Big hit in Central African Republic and Gabon
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 11:36, archived)
Big hit in Central African Republic and Gabon
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 11:36, archived)
i admire that he recognised that there would be a cival war if the partition of india wasn't handled quicker than the timeline set out by the british government
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 11:39, archived)
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Was there ever a video made of Alyson Hannigan shoving something up herself, asking for a friend
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 12:13, archived)
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Despite never having heard about it,
I still like to think she has a porn star lookalike who has made such a video.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 12:23, archived)
I still like to think she has a porn star lookalike who has made such a video.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 12:23, archived)
I'm reasonably certain she does have a pornalike, but I'm buggered if I can remember her name.
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Think I'll wait till I leave the office before googling that one.
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We could have brunch threads.
No need for a early start and all about food - classic beeter.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 12:39, archived)
No need for a early start and all about food - classic beeter.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 12:39, archived)
I'm honestly surprised. I thought he'd stay out of stubbornness if nothing else.
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From a morning thread.
(โข_โข) to a
( โข_โข)⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) mourning thread.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 13:12, archived)
(โข_โข) to a
( โข_โข)⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) mourning thread.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 13:12, archived)
I'm not sure whether I'm more impressed by your punnage or by your ASCII glasses.
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Ooh, haven't seen that one for a while.
Could be due for a rewatch.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 8:34, archived)
Could be due for a rewatch.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 8:34, archived)
he probably sent an email around saying instead of buying cakes he was going to make a donation to a local charity or something
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 8:46, archived)
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it's a bit awkward because there isn't enough for everyone so I was hoping to share it discreetly with just a few people
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He was an example to us all.
An example of different things to different people.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 8:48, archived)
An example of different things to different people.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 8:48, archived)
Hard to believe he was passionate enough about anything to become a suicide bomber
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Mandatory photos of the kids in their school uniforms,
followed by an extended commute in the extra traffic. Great Monday.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:00, archived)
followed by an extended commute in the extra traffic. Great Monday.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:00, archived)
Mmh, I'm still glad I took the tram this morning instead of biking it in.
Not only is it gloomy and cold this morning, it was apparently mayhem on the roads.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:04, archived)
Not only is it gloomy and cold this morning, it was apparently mayhem on the roads.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:04, archived)
UK Mail are a bunch of insufferably incompetent twats
I had to endure a 2 hour round trip to their depot to collect a parcel, only to be told that they'd actually put it on the van and it was out for delivery.
Bloke at the depot said "Oh yes, I can see we should have kept it here for you, I wonder why it's gone out for delivery?"
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:41, archived)
I had to endure a 2 hour round trip to their depot to collect a parcel, only to be told that they'd actually put it on the van and it was out for delivery.
Bloke at the depot said "Oh yes, I can see we should have kept it here for you, I wonder why it's gone out for delivery?"
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:41, archived)
FAIL.
Sometimes they'll bring it back to the depot and not enter it into the system, so it'll be sitting in a back room somewhere and no-one'll know it's there.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:45, archived)
Sometimes they'll bring it back to the depot and not enter it into the system, so it'll be sitting in a back room somewhere and no-one'll know it's there.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:45, archived)
christ, my guts are in tatters
i'm in the 5 to 7 range on the bristol stool chart at the moment
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:57, archived)
i'm in the 5 to 7 range on the bristol stool chart at the moment
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 9:57, archived)
i've had a weekend of wedding food, free booze and curries and frankly my guts aren't up to the task anymore
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Ehh, you're just out of practice, that's all.
I had mussels in cheese sauce and chips over the weekend and they were mighty fine.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:17, archived)
I had mussels in cheese sauce and chips over the weekend and they were mighty fine.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:17, archived)
congratulations on getting married doves
I had you down as being a bachelor boy until your dying day
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:24, archived)
I had you down as being a bachelor boy until your dying day
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:24, archived)
i've lit a candle for him
hopefully that will mask the smell of shit in the bog
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:06, archived)
hopefully that will mask the smell of shit in the bog
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:06, archived)
Hello.
Is Grrry really dead? Can we sacrifice someone else to have him back? Dozer perhaps?
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)
Is Grrry really dead? Can we sacrifice someone else to have him back? Dozer perhaps?
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:25, archived)
We could make a palo mayombe cauldron and feed it with the bones and skulls of /talk's most boring trolls,
in an incantation to permit Grrry's return from the grave.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:28, archived)
in an incantation to permit Grrry's return from the grave.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:28, archived)
I've built a wicker man, out of car parts and USB cables.
Just need a volunteer to step inside.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:43, archived)
Just need a volunteer to step inside.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:43, archived)
I saw that some idiot at Burning Man ran into the gigantic, titular Burning Man.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:57, archived)
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I'm pouring one out for the homie known as grr
And by pouring I mean pissing.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:41, archived)
And by pouring I mean pissing.
( , Mon 4 Sep 2017, 10:41, archived)
wow, 13 minutes and no replies, I expect this means everyone is preparing detailed and well-referenced replies that provide a balanced and informed range of facts and suggestions eh
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well done Slippery Mick, you're instantly touched upon the phrase guaranteed to most annoy me of all the phrases that have ever been. Ten points.
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I thought his kid was like two years old? Or does he have another, older, kid?
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He bought him some clothes from John Lewis and it's massively confusing in there now
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That and the doctor got a bit enthusiastic with the circumcision
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I heard when they did spanish senior they accidentally threw away the wrong bit.
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Y'see, I've just re-read your post,
because the first time round I read "did a fuck today, innit?".
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:12, archived)
because the first time round I read "did a fuck today, innit?".
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:12, archived)
This morning was alright
-I went out picking sloes, then did the big shop on my way home.
This afternoon is pretty dull though, especially with the hideous spectre of work hanging over me.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:14, archived)
-I went out picking sloes, then did the big shop on my way home.
This afternoon is pretty dull though, especially with the hideous spectre of work hanging over me.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:14, archived)
Well, my mum will be
- If I end up with a surplus I might make a bottle myself, or might make some sloe whisky - something I've heard of but never tried.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:26, archived)
- If I end up with a surplus I might make a bottle myself, or might make some sloe whisky - something I've heard of but never tried.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:26, archived)
i'm tempted to make blackberry vodka
but if it's nice, i don't think my willpower is anywhere near strong enough to not drink the lot
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:28, archived)
but if it's nice, i don't think my willpower is anywhere near strong enough to not drink the lot
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:28, archived)
No,
Just steeping fruit in a shop bought spirit...
...though I'd love to get an airstill so that I could illegally distill something, but the penalties are eye-watering and I've grown too risk averse for those sorts of shenanigans.
Cider on the other hand, brew loads of that!
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 17:00, archived)
Just steeping fruit in a shop bought spirit...
...though I'd love to get an airstill so that I could illegally distill something, but the penalties are eye-watering and I've grown too risk averse for those sorts of shenanigans.
Cider on the other hand, brew loads of that!
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 17:00, archived)
Well that ranks a 10 on my weird meter
Just ran into an ex boyfriend on the way home. Didn't recognize him. It was the boobs that threw me. And the dress. And the heels.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 17:47, archived)
Just ran into an ex boyfriend on the way home. Didn't recognize him. It was the boobs that threw me. And the dress. And the heels.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 17:47, archived)
We had a rather butch lesbian at my work.
It wasn't until after they left, one of the bosses let slip that they used to be a man. I honestly wouldn't have guessed had they not said.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 20:37, archived)
It wasn't until after they left, one of the bosses let slip that they used to be a man. I honestly wouldn't have guessed had they not said.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 20:37, archived)
Meh. I'm having a post supermarket pint. Gonna drop my stuff off, have a toke and watch that detroit film.
Could be worse smash, could be worse.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:21, archived)
Could be worse smash, could be worse.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:21, archived)
got my headphones on atm listening to AC/DC
going home shortly to make won ton noodle soup. haven't decided which film to watch tonight, might put the relic on
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:24, archived)
going home shortly to make won ton noodle soup. haven't decided which film to watch tonight, might put the relic on
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 16:24, archived)
I have pneumonia
Again. Second time in 6 months.
I might buy some wine though fuck it.
Do us a curry smash mouth
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 17:03, archived)
Again. Second time in 6 months.
I might buy some wine though fuck it.
Do us a curry smash mouth
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 17:03, archived)
The contempt from everyone that knows me, including my transgender child.
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I feel for you my friend
Is the fact your child transgender an issue you have discussed with your boyfriend?
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 19:42, archived)
Is the fact your child transgender an issue you have discussed with your boyfriend?
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 19:42, archived)
You're so clever!
Not only have you done a switcheroo, You've also done a u r gay lol!
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 19:48, archived)
Not only have you done a switcheroo, You've also done a u r gay lol!
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 19:48, archived)
I know I am clever my friend. I am not sure what you mean by the "u r gay" comment I always just presumed you were a woman
my apologies for the confusion. Just remember your mother loved you.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 20:24, archived)
my apologies for the confusion. Just remember your mother loved you.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 20:24, archived)
Oh hahaha you're the only one who thinks you're clever.
Poor old Monobrowfly:'(
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 20:53, archived)
Poor old Monobrowfly:'(
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 20:53, archived)
Haha so clever that you're calling me a girl!
You're the Stephen Hawking of beeter!
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 20:55, archived)
You're the Stephen Hawking of beeter!
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 20:55, archived)
This is ridiculously good for a self-released job.
lucindaslim.bandcamp.com/releases
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:31, archived)
lucindaslim.bandcamp.com/releases
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:31, archived)
Right, just finished applying for a job via a process that took two entire hours.
Going to have a beer and something to eat now.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:02, archived)
Going to have a beer and something to eat now.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:02, archived)
I took Friday afternoon off for a Skype interview; Skype threw a fit minutes into it.
When we finally got reconnected matey said 'this is rubbish, can you just come down some time next week for a full interview a nd test'.
I think that means I've made round 2by default.
Know how you feel. Started an application at a uni and it's such a pain, it wants 3 references and a 'why you think you're good section', stuff I've already detailed in cv's and letters.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:20, archived)
When we finally got reconnected matey said 'this is rubbish, can you just come down some time next week for a full interview a nd test'.
I think that means I've made round 2by default.
Know how you feel. Started an application at a uni and it's such a pain, it wants 3 references and a 'why you think you're good section', stuff I've already detailed in cv's and letters.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:20, archived)
Sounds like you got lucky on that one.
I didn't feel too much like Walter Mitty until I got to the stage of "Describe two of your greatest achievements, what you had to accomplish to achieve them and the positive effects on you and the people around you." With a bit of luck, I managed to bullshit something convincing and not too sycophantic. The deadline is midday on Tuesday so we will see.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:32, archived)
I didn't feel too much like Walter Mitty until I got to the stage of "Describe two of your greatest achievements, what you had to accomplish to achieve them and the positive effects on you and the people around you." With a bit of luck, I managed to bullshit something convincing and not too sycophantic. The deadline is midday on Tuesday so we will see.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:32, archived)
I've come to the conclusion I can't be arsed with anywhere with a well-defined 'interview process'.
It's the sort of red tape I want to get away from.
I was surprised at how this one's panning out. Fired a CV off and generic cover letter and 2 days later I get 'the CEO wants a word'. Alright then.
I was worried as I was Sat ready with my tablet and earphones in and nothing happened for minutes. Turns out my tablet decided not to alert me in any way. Fucksake.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:38, archived)
It's the sort of red tape I want to get away from.
I was surprised at how this one's panning out. Fired a CV off and generic cover letter and 2 days later I get 'the CEO wants a word'. Alright then.
I was worried as I was Sat ready with my tablet and earphones in and nothing happened for minutes. Turns out my tablet decided not to alert me in any way. Fucksake.
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Yeah, I hear you. Good luck with things on your side and stuff.
I ordinarily wouldn't bother jumping through their bullshit interview hoops and so on but this is going to let me triple my salary and do what I want to do 100% of the time, rather than 50% of the time as is currently the case, so I'm filing it as 'worth it'.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:44, archived)
I ordinarily wouldn't bother jumping through their bullshit interview hoops and so on but this is going to let me triple my salary and do what I want to do 100% of the time, rather than 50% of the time as is currently the case, so I'm filing it as 'worth it'.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:44, archived)
Fair enough, good luck to you as well.
I've not interviewed in about 8 years, dunno what I'm doing.
Had a technical phone interview a few weeks ago, completely fucked it up as I didn't expect them to expect exam style answers. The only bits I answered well were the bits I didn't know and interact with daily as I swotted up on them.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)
I've not interviewed in about 8 years, dunno what I'm doing.
Had a technical phone interview a few weeks ago, completely fucked it up as I didn't expect them to expect exam style answers. The only bits I answered well were the bits I didn't know and interact with daily as I swotted up on them.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 21:56, archived)
That's pretty familiar.
I spent the first part of this evening freaking out at their multiple-choice questionnaire before remembering that it didn't count for shit and you could go back and change your answers as many times as you wanted.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 22:00, archived)
I spent the first part of this evening freaking out at their multiple-choice questionnaire before remembering that it didn't count for shit and you could go back and change your answers as many times as you wanted.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 22:00, archived)
#nuclearbombsdontmatter
you might want to check your stocks on monday
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 5:55, archived)
you might want to check your stocks on monday
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 5:55, archived)
Stock ownership is immoral.
The means of production should be returned to the workers.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 13:14, archived)
The means of production should be returned to the workers.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 13:14, archived)
^^^^^^
Saying things like this really upsets the manager at work who has a target to get everyone on the works sharesave scheme. It's worth more to me than the meagre free money from the matched contribution.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 13:24, archived)
Saying things like this really upsets the manager at work who has a target to get everyone on the works sharesave scheme. It's worth more to me than the meagre free money from the matched contribution.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 13:24, archived)
I have chicken, beef, and vegetable, so I reckon I'm good
Fish stock is rank
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)
Fish stock is rank
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 13:40, archived)
I've got shrimp paste in the fridge.
I advise you don't huff it.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 13:58, archived)
I advise you don't huff it.
( , Sun 3 Sep 2017, 13:58, archived)
Wife's car passed it's MOT (after some eleventh hour tinkering)
4 beers down
Meat marinating
About to light the BBQ
Today was a good day..
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 17:19, archived)
4 beers down
Meat marinating
About to light the BBQ
Today was a good day..
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 17:19, archived)
I'm up the pub with my kids , got a 40% off everything voucher , that's half price off pints in my world ,
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 17:24, archived)
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 17:24, archived)
Got a nice big wok full of green curry on the go
Wine may happen later
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 17:57, archived)
Wine may happen later
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 17:57, archived)
Not made a curry in a while...
... might be an idea for lunch tomorrow.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 18:22, archived)
... might be an idea for lunch tomorrow.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 18:22, archived)
I do in the winter months
In summer I try to get by with barbecues and drinking.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 19:48, archived)
In summer I try to get by with barbecues and drinking.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 19:48, archived)
Spent the afternoon at the pokegym, chatting with the nerds.
Not a bad use of my time.
Mother-in-law has opened a bottle of rhubarb & ginger gin liqueur. It flip flops between delicious and disgusting.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 17:58, archived)
Not a bad use of my time.
Mother-in-law has opened a bottle of rhubarb & ginger gin liqueur. It flip flops between delicious and disgusting.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 17:58, archived)
Today was the Lincoln Pokemon Go fun day
I was so tempted to go, but still hate the idea of interacting with other trainers, I liked it when it was a more solitary game.
EDIT The main reason I dislike the idea of interaction in the game is that I'm a 40+ Civil Servant and all the other trainers are kids wearing Pikachu onesies and I'd just look like a colossal paedo. ..
Also, they're all at a higher level than me, and never bring their own fags...
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 18:12, archived)
I was so tempted to go, but still hate the idea of interacting with other trainers, I liked it when it was a more solitary game.
EDIT The main reason I dislike the idea of interaction in the game is that I'm a 40+ Civil Servant and all the other trainers are kids wearing Pikachu onesies and I'd just look like a colossal paedo. ..
Also, they're all at a higher level than me, and never bring their own fags...
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 18:12, archived)
I think I only get away with it by virtue of looking like the sort of person who'd work at a pokegym.
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( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 18:31, archived)
I doubt it
He lives in Lincolnshire, it'll take weeks for the news to reach him
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 20:17, archived)
He lives in Lincolnshire, it'll take weeks for the news to reach him
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 20:17, archived)
nooning
to "pussyfoot around" means to avoid/dodge/evade/sneak/prowl/lurk, etc.
so you, yeah YOU!
you gotta ask yourself this: Am I pussyfeeting on b3ta?
if yes, you are, then don't bother replying, because you never do anyway *sadface*
alt: foodchat, carchat, watchchat, spiderchat, bumchat, ... /talk-stuff
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 12:18, archived)
to "pussyfoot around" means to avoid/dodge/evade/sneak/prowl/lurk, etc.
so you, yeah YOU!
you gotta ask yourself this: Am I pussyfeeting on b3ta?
if yes, you are, then don't bother replying, because you never do anyway *sadface*
alt: foodchat, carchat, watchchat, spiderchat, bumchat, ... /talk-stuff
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 12:18, archived)
I reckon I'm going to get a third shit out of last night's Nepalese shortly.
It was very nice though.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 12:38, archived)
It was very nice though.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 12:38, archived)
quite so
I bought two bottles of beer with a Russian name, was brewed and bottled in Germany and belongs to the Efes Group (Turkish). I'm hoping for the best.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 12:55, archived)
I bought two bottles of beer with a Russian name, was brewed and bottled in Germany and belongs to the Efes Group (Turkish). I'm hoping for the best.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 12:55, archived)
I sometimes get Baltika when the Grosik is out of Perla.
It's alright. Efes is alright as well, usually bag that when it appears in Lidl.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 12:56, archived)
It's alright. Efes is alright as well, usually bag that when it appears in Lidl.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 12:56, archived)
Muppsaaay!
alive and kickin', eh? I'm going to spend the rest of my day with pro-active laziness
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 13:02, archived)
alive and kickin', eh? I'm going to spend the rest of my day with pro-active laziness
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 13:02, archived)
Back from the braderie, got a couple of comics and some cat toys, got rained on.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 14:35, archived)
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 14:35, archived)
comics is good! cat toys, well, ... I'm not really into that sort of stuff
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 14:51, archived)
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 14:51, archived)
done my shopping, bloody knackered
only forgot the sodding wool, didn't i?
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:24, archived)
only forgot the sodding wool, didn't i?
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:24, archived)
I just cleaned my bathroom.
Not only does this seem like a colossal waste of a Saturday afternoon, the contents of the shower's trap basket will haunt me for days.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:41, archived)
Not only does this seem like a colossal waste of a Saturday afternoon, the contents of the shower's trap basket will haunt me for days.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:41, archived)
fuck that
i just throw a ton of bleach all over the place once a week
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:43, archived)
i just throw a ton of bleach all over the place once a week
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:43, archived)
The water here starts to leave a horrid pink residue if uncleaned in a while.
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:44, archived)
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:44, archived)
the water in my shower leaves a blue tinge
mostly because of all the blue hair dye that gets washed down the damn thing
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:48, archived)
mostly because of all the blue hair dye that gets washed down the damn thing
( , Sat 2 Sep 2017, 15:48, archived)
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