New threads, hmm? 'member them?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:35,
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I miss grrr(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:35,
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What do you reckon Karen Gillan smells like?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:18,
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Judging by her appearances in GotG, greasepaint and sweat. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:20,
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She's done well, from a kids TV show to staring in a marvel blockbuster kids film (
mongychops, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:27,
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I wouldn't climb over her to get to you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:31,
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I'd let her do sex things to me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:31,
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"Granville, fetch a cloth!"(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:42,
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Even if you'd let her, she probably wouldn't. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:34,
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dribble I mean(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:36,
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Brown paper packages, tied up with string?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:43,
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My mate Simon has sworn for years that all gingers smell of bananas, he is mental tho (
mongychops, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:25,
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b3ta.com/talk/8121387
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:41,
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I normally am, to be honest(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:46,
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That's not your blade in your pocket, then?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:48,
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While you were partying I studied smuggled budgies(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:55,
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Is she the one out of Doctor Who?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:23,
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nah, Black Sabbath(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:28,
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I've been called to a meeting.What is going on?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:32,
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It's about your performance recently(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:34,
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Apparently I'm the best electrician in college.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:24,
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Hope they gave you a badge.:
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:38,
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Yesterday I gave an impromptu five-minute recital of staccato, fortissimo guffingin the office loo, which is in no way far enough away from my bosses not to have heard it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:39,
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you may have impressed them enough to get a promotion(
Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:50,
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It's a slim but non-zero possibility,in that I haven't been fired yet.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:54,
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haha, because St James' was a mental hospital in portsmouth a long time ago
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:40,
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still is, innit?i mean, they probably call it something else. funny farm, maybe
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:47,
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Oh, is it?It must have moved, in that case
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:07,
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there's always the tiny possibility i could be wrong(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:12,
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Doesn't seem likelyYou've never been wrong before!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:13,
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Well it looks like they are going to fix my watch as a good will gesture, thanks for your concerns(
mongychops, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:18,
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That's a reliefWhat would it have cost otherwise?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:21,
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Be a full service so around 600 quid , for what looks like a small screw that holds the crown stem in failing (
mongychops, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:25,
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I don't mind the service costs if needed , if they are battered they will make them literally good as new , this was mint anyway (
mongychops, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:42,
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No, of courseIf it's damaged, you're not taking it to Elizabeth Duke
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:34,
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if you're paying £600 for a screw, you'd want it to be a big one(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:48,
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If you were squirting from both ends, yesterday, you should probably be taking a couple of days off. Presenteeism is a serious issue.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:39,
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If you don't know whyWell, you are going to be told in the meeting. I'd get a box together for personal things.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:41,
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It's about time Gerald's whistle blowing was taken seriously.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:44,
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Think this is the Harvey Weinstein effectThe dominoes are falling.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:17,
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I've got too much to do and too little will to do itgonna submit some expenses claims instead
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:45,
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there's definitely some funny strikey-g edit can be made here to make this say something about having a little willy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:46,
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:47,
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Alright, Ethel Skinner(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 10:48,
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My new payrise means more taxes you're right.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:25,
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I just want Bashar al-Assad to have some good news for once (
$$ ✅, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:39,
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Oh, it was my new job description (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:01,
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haven't the good people of wales suffered enough?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:13,
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He'I translated a pet food for dwarf rabbits yesterday that included leeks as an ingredient.
#thatsinteresting
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:16,
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Hillary Clinton is visiting Swansea this weekendHow the mighty have fallen.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:08,
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LOCK HER UP, ISN'T IT(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:15,
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Alright Josef Fritzl(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:17,
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Lesson learned: Ugly people should never go on holidaywww.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/national-woman-left-stranded-by-holiday-lover-after-pull-a-pig-prank-1-8189539
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:20,
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but that was a joke!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 12:33,
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It's an intervention m8 High time you got The Talk
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:03,
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Been to see Bladerunner2049and all I can say is it was DULL AS DISHWATER.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:06,
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Do you think after what happened to me at the weekend I care about you not enjoying a film? Fucking prick (
mongychops, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:16,
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What happened at the weekend ol' mongy?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:35,
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Lady boarder considerate alt: Any wrinkly scrotum?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:16,
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sympathy "harrison ford"(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:14,
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Did you find out what c-beams were?(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:48,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structural_channel
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 23:07,
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I might just as well ask you why you are never here when the rest of us are? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 23:01,
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the chances of any two of us being on at the same timeare getting increasingly slim
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 23:09,
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but then no two people would EVER be on at the same time,i think we need the opposite of that. like a set hour of the day when everyone comes on at once.
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if i'm back from work in time..(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 23:27,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 23:49,
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it was a bit overlong tbh,but come on now, the dude has a flying Peugeot
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 23:08,
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anyway, <3www.theguardian.com/society/2017/oct/09/autism-working-spectrum-capable-employees-talent
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vladimir, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 23:19,
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I've done a lot of poo and a lot of vomit and a lot of sleep and I feel a bit better. Twohats was right. Is it too soon for a beer though?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:05,
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Of course I was fucking rightI'm glad you're feeling better. I would advise against beer, but it won't kill you.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:06,
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Are you a doctor?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:08,
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Not of medicine, no(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:09,
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There's no such thing as 'only' when it comes to blade study(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:25,
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Go for it, my local coop is in all the papers today, poor old dear www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15584554.This_old_lady_was_pick_pocketed_after_suffering_a_stroke___and_the_community_has_responded_brilliantly/
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mongychops, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:07,
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Stupid old bat should have just stayed at home.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:09,
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It's cultural(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:20,
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You won't prove anything. I was having dinner with my mam that night officer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:33,
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defo don't have a beer it's gassy and will give you tummy aches and explosive shits
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$$ ✅, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:15,
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Are you a doctor?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:20,
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Dr Dr gimme the news I've got a bad case of runny poos(
mongychops, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:47,
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Who is twohats?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:30,
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Exactly. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:32,
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Can't believe I missed "words and / or phrases to say when belching" chatI like to say RALPH, works well with the phonemes
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H.B.Mupps, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:12,
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It doesn't mean anything, but 'UNC' is a great burp-word.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 20:17,
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better stick to gin to be on the safe side(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:36,
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lunch threador maybe not. Fuck you.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:08,
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I'm currently combining the best of those two worlds by eating a sandwich and drinking a beer at my desk.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:18,
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Cor, I wouldn't mind being that flexible.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:24,
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4 hours in and I've already written the rest of the week off as utter bullshitmight just go home and call in sick for the next decade
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:18,
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fucking sandwiches(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:31,
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there are two ''''''''millenials'''''''' near me discussing whether avocado on toast is worth it(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:34,
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Pick up the salt shaker from the nearest tableand stave in their faces with it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:35,
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it's quite nice if you mix in chilli and lime(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:47,
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That's just guacamole on toast though, innit.I miss guacamole. My ex used to make a mean version of it on an almost weekly basis, given that it was one of the about five things that she actually ate.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:48,
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glad we've cleared that up.Now what the fuck am i supposed to do with this kale?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:51,
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Kale is just cabbage. Steam it or fry it, it's a decent green.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:53,
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I don't mind cabbage. I still don't understand what the fuss is about with kale. Are people just trying to be fashionable?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:07,
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No idea. I'm cheerfully ignorant of the hipster food trends.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:12,
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My nan used curly kale when it was in season, not sure she was a hipster, although breaking her hip did eventually cause her death (
mongychops, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:22,
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There's probably a Seasonal Food movement, these days. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:26,
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❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:28,
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this bullshit website, I swear to god(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:28,
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Oh, I seeYes, that is a very 'millenial' thing to say. Aside from the nutritional benefits, is any food worth it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:27,
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i think consensus was that it's a 'cool' food at the moment but it's a bit of a faff to prepare an avocado and the end result is hardly a taste explosion(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:39,
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yeahhey, if that's all they've got to worry about, i envy them
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:42,
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If you find cutting something in half and scooping the innards out difficult, you should be forced to live on huel for the rest of your pitiful existence.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:23,
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If GM can't give us fruit with ring pulls, then what's the point of science?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:27,
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i'm not sure that 'difficult' was ever on the tablebut you can't argue with the rise in cases of 'avocado hand'
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:34,
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Easily my favourite Mission Impossible character.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:38,
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There was a case a few years ago involving a trainee chefwho was suing for worker's comp and loss of earnings because he'd cut his finger so severely when preparing avocados that he had nerve damage and wasn't going to be able to have a career as a chef.
Then there was the boyfriend of a friend of mine who welcomed me to their flat with his hand swathed in bandages after cutting himself open when trying to make guacamole.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:39,
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You can avoid such injuries by using a spoon to get the stone out.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:51,
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You clearly enjoy making me shudder violently.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:47,
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i had very little say in the matteri only have one godmother. probably because there just weren't many opportunities for women in the mid 80s
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:51,
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I don't have any godparents at allimagine that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:59,
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kind of wish i'd strikey-g'd (struck-g?) your post to make it say you don't have any pants at allthat'd have been kind of humorous, right?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:21,
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I think it's 'strokey-joe'(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:39,
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And by the law of averages, eventually it'll be correct(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:14,
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or "Can two grim drinks cancel out each other's grimness and produce something palatable?"(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:50,
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Maybe not, but my opinion's free so I give it out all the time regardless.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:08,
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Perhaps you shouldn't, it doesn't make you at all likeable, remember if you have nothing nice to say shut the fuck up (
mongychops, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:10,
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I appear to have offended you.If I give you a fist-pump, can we be friends again?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:18,
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you should never treat your opinion like you treat your bumhole(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:42,
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People have paid more money for my bumhole than they ever have for my opinion, I'll have you know.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:46,
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It's cheaper than ham.You can't go wrong.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:53,
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I'm perversely satisfied by this insult.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:30,
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It's not something to be proud of(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:32,
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*morally ambiguous emoji*(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:34,
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train #2 is taking off from "Mainhattan"doesn't have wi-fi because it's a train for plebs.
#experiencelowlife
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:50,
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Might go down kfc and try one of them double downs.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:01,
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I'm going to go ahead and assume that it's going to taste like KFC chicken(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:02,
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It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:05,
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did you hear about the fuss surrounding the szechuan sauce at mcdonalds?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:58,
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I didI blame the internet
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:09,
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I didn't, but then I never left that Shoney's. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:25,
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I like doing loud belches when there's nobody else around to call me a pig for doing so.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:36,
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me tooexcept i sometimes do them when there are other people around as well
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:54,
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Me tooAnd where possible, I try to say something while burping. The first line of 'La Bamba' is a favourite.
Top tip: Say 'pardon me' while burping to save time later
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 14:44,
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Someone I used to know was proud of being able to belch "The Archbishop of Canterbury and his entourage".(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:45,
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I had Pierogi They were delicious.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:19,
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Monday! Am I right??Wonder what Tuesday will be like.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:03,
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I don't see how Tuesday could improve on Monday but damnit I can't wait to find out :)(
broadsword w⚓, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:07,
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good GOD, the future's exciting!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:07,
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My youngest is learning guitar. I offered to buy him a music stand, and he insisted I get him one in "hot pink".
The big fruit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:08,
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nothing wrong with thatLess likely to trip over a colourful one
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:09,
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Sensible thinking. He's clumsy as fuck, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:15,
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My eldest has all the grace of a brain-damaged crane fiy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:18,
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lol, if we talk about fashion, we can really ruin RF's day. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:19,
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This is shameless bullying and I'mma flounce.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:25,
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yeah, but how often is he actually herei mean, what's the rf frequency?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:53,
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Similar but with less Mon and more Tues, I reckon.I miss working with other men. Conversation in the office for the past two hours has revolved exclusively around kids and fashion.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:08,
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I love womenbut working in a team where I was the only man was, often, a fucking nightmare.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:11,
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Depends on the people though, I supposeI've also worked with all male teams that were awful
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:15,
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Sure, but on balance, I'd rather not be the only guy.When I worked in an office with ten women and found out a guy was to be joining the team, I did a minor fist-pump. Until he turned out to be gay and spent all day talking about fashion and men with the girls.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:17,
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Should've offered him a "fist-pump".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:18,
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A manly, 'no homo' fist-pump, of course.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:25,
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Football and birds, eh? Like living in a Carling advert.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:17,
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is 'i love women, but' a bit like'i'm not a racist, but'?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:52,
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hahaWell, it's open to interpretation
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:01,
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You're the worst, m8just the worst
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:16,
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using free wi-fi in the german bullet train(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:16,
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I've got to head in to mayfair at some point, might go tomorrow(
mongychops, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:24,
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well you know what they saymonday, bumday. tuesday, poohsday
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:27,
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What do they say about wednesday?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:28,
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Woahthat must be where 'hump day' comes from
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:32,
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ahem, excuse me mr paedo"Her debut performance in Mermaids (1990) was followed by a breakthrough role as Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family (1991) and its sequel Addams Family Values (1993) when she was eleven and thirteen years old, respectively."
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:51,
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Beat me to it.Although I was unaware that she made her film debut in Mermaids because I have not seen that film.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:54,
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Was that the one with Darryl Hannah?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:00,
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Nah, that was 'Splash'.That one I have seen.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:01,
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*manly Splash-but-no-Mermaid fist-bump*(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:04,
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Ah, yes. Different film. Don't think I've ever watched anything with Cher in.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:04,
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I saw the video to Cher's Believe just before I put my foot through the telly and went on a murderous rampage(
broadsword w⚓, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:05,
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The only film of hers I've seen is 'The Witches of Eastwick',and the only thing I remember about that film is Jack Nicholson and the cherry stones.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:06,
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not even the sitcom about a bar in boston where she plays all the characters?'chers'
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:06,
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No, but I watched Frasir. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:07,
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Wher evrybody knows your nam.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:08,
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Everybody knows your nan, more like.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:14,
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not even the famous parable about how it doesn't necessarily pay to go through life at speed?'the tortoise and the cher'
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:11,
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not even the horror film about her invading people's dreams and killing them?'a night-cher on elm street'
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:12,
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is that one of those online coupon websites?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:26,
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Come on, if you've got moreYou should cher them with the group
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:16,
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Shoop Doggy Dogg?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:05,
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Live in the now m8The shit shit now
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 10:35,
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So, mocking McBeef has gone against me.I'm home from work. Because I was sick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:21,
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big girl's blouse(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:25,
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I think it might be food poisoning.It's firing out of both ends now. Kill me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:29,
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Sorry, lashing out.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:46,
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Keep drinking water and wait for it to passYou'll be fine
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:33,
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Probably time to call the plumber in.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:38,
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Come on then, I'm having chicken & rice...Give me your best...Are you cooking dinner or is some other bugger cooking it?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 17:51,
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Risotto with a metric fuckton of mushrooms I foraged this afternoon.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 18:36,
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Knickerbocker glory, tell me a story.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 11:36,
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Now, it is a fact, that there was nothing at all particular about the knocker on the door, except that it was very large. It is also a fact, that Scrooge had seen it, night and morning, during his whole residence in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what is called fancy about him as any man in the city of London, even including—which is a bold word—the corporation, aldermen, and livery. Let it also be borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one thought on Marley, since his last mention of his seven years’ dead partner that afternoon. And then let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate process of change—not a knocker, but Marley’s face.
Marley’s face. It was not in impenetrable shadow as the other objects in the yard were, but had a dismal light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with ghostly spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The hair was curiously stirred, as if by breath or hot air; and, though the eyes were wide open, they were perfectly motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the face and beyond its control, rather than a part of its own expression.
As Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker again.
To say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not conscious of a terrible sensation to which it had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue. But he put his hand upon the key he had relinquished, turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle.
He did pause, with a moment’s irresolution, before he shut the door; and he did look cautiously behind it first, as if he half expected to be terrified with the sight of Marley’s pigtail sticking out into the hall. But there was nothing on the back of the door, except the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he said “Pooh, pooh!” and closed it with a bang.
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vladimir, Sun 8 Oct 2017, 12:57,
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Blade Runner was good,a bit like Bottom only with a plot device that explains how they survive
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 18:09,
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I'm seeing it on Tuesday. Gonna rewatch the orig Sunday I think.
Looks like I'm pulling a hatrick at the cinema next week: airplane!, blade runner, Ferris Bueller.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 19:04,
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I'm not watching a film with a man called gosling in, if it was an actual gosling them ok, he's just a wanker (
mongychops, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 19:07,
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He fucked up Drive a bit. Supposed to be a cold hardman, but it's about as intimidating and looks a bit like Rodney Trotter. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 19:12,
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I've never seen a film with him in, looks like a nob and not a gosling(
mongychops, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 19:18,
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yeah he does look like he wouldn't say boo to a goose tbh(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 19:37,
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His eyes are too gentle; that's the problem.Far too sensitive and fluffy to give a menacing stare.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 19:48,
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exactly this,i was going to say similar but just had to do the goose line
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 9:38,
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I'm going to try and find a time to see it at the cinema thanks for reminding me
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 19:56,
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I'll see it tomorrow i reckon.I know somewhere like this it's no big deal, but i've just had my first foray in to proper computer wizardry and installed the windows version of steam on my mac. had to go in to command line and i got a bit of a panic on at one stage but it seems to be working
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Oct 2017, 20:07,
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Is there no such thing as iVapour?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 20:47,
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i dunno(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Oct 2017, 20:51,
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Theyasked me how I knew
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 21:35,
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Seeing as the contract has come through and it's official and that. I took a coding test for a job interview recently on a mac and it properly threw a spanner in the works. Asking "excuse me mate, where's delete?" doesn't really go down well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 22:20,
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Steam is completely fucked for me at the moment.Fucked if I'm gonna update my Vaio to Windows 8.1 just to get it working again though. May as well just buy a new laptop.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 8 Oct 2017, 4:09,
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See, I already knew it was gonna be shit.The fact that you liked it is proof I was right.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 8 Oct 2017, 4:06,
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So anyway I live in Tenerife now....have been here for 7 years and I always wondered......are there any other b3tards in tenerife
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 12:06,
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No but I went to Lanzarote once. Does that count?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 12:21,
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I'll just leave this hereLOL .... Orange Sex Pest.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 14:05,
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not sure. but you should vote for independence asap.like Catalonia. they can't practice their religion in Spain. and they are not allowed to go to school. they also suffer from lack of access to drinking water and food. UNHCR should drop crates of BP-5 rations and tents. poor souls. they are a repressed minority. Bohemia, Alsace, Burgundy, Bavaria, East Angles, Pomerelia, Hattusha, Canaan, ... they should all be granted independence from their ruling governments. let's just start throwing fucking rocks at each other again. fucking CUNTS!!!!!
I'll gaz you when I come to Tenerife one day. Maybe you'll let me sleep on the floor outside.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 12:26,
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Yeah I've lived there for 8 years but I've been avoiding you(
broadsword w⚓, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 12:34,
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no, I divide my time between my beautiful homes in new york, london, the bahamas, and rhyl(
vladimir, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 12:45,
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lolen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Wilkes
"Jonathan Wilkes was born in Baddeley Green Stoke-on-Trent, to Eileen Wilkes and Graham Wilkes, and spent most of his childhood in Packmoor, an outlying village of Chell. He has one older sister called Kay. He signed for Port Vale FC, aged seven, and played for Everton FC as a teenager. He was dropped from the team due to his unwillingness to 'eat, sleep and breathe football'. "
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 14:12,
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NoBut half of my colleagues are on holiday in Tenerife at the moment, and they're all cunts.
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C, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 16:14,
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How would I fucking know?You fucking helmet
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 16:20,
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Just put on a watch and went to set the time and the whole fucking winder came out , off to Switzerland for a fucking expensive spa break now the cunt, ffs :’( (
mongychops, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 16:40,
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I'm in the juicer with my kids trying to drink this pain away (
mongychops, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 16:52,
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Exciting plans you say? Why, yes I do!
I'm off to Skegness to have breakfast at Wetherspoons.
Beat that! (Protip - you can't)
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C, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 8:56,
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I will enjoy it,
plus, with Wetherspoons there's always the chance that you'll see someone having breakfast accompanied by wine in a pint glass.
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C, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 9:12,
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I am not feeling well (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Oct 2017, 10:11,
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Cold, wet and miserable Hobbit weather.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 10:34,
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Right, I've got back on it now.75% of the bar last night had been booked by a gaggle of hooray Henrys and Henriettas celebrating their graduation from business school or something, which left us confined to the back room like a bunch of plebs.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 7 Oct 2017, 11:35,
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that's the way we like to shart(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 22:27,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 23:29,
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Managed to lock myself out, costing me £50 for a locksmith What utter fuck-up have you managed to do today?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:28,
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That's cheap for a locksmith callout.I have fucked up nothing today, but there is plenty of time yet.
One of the apprentices has fucked up by telling us it's his 18th birthday on Tuesday, so we've taken the liberty of booking him off on Wednesday and booking a table over at the Kings on Tues after work
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:37,
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That's good. Assuming he didn't have plans to celebrate with his mates or saink.I don't think I celebrated my 18th much. But at the first break in college my mate drove me to the park and gave me an l-plate to my self and I spent the rest of the day stoned as fuck, at one point I think I may have floated the idea of 'running away' but it was pooh poohed.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:01,
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He seems keen to come out with us, him and his mates are out this weekend.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:27,
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Housing association, innit?Always prefer to rent
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:13,
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Renting is for povvo scum.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:27,
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Yeah, course. He's been over to the stores for a long stand as well.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:35,
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Send him for the big cuddle, just tell them not to rape him (
mongychops, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:36,
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I dont know that one(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:46,
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It's normally ' go ask for the big cuddle in the back of the van' then they get a big loving bearhug (
mongychops, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:49,
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Sounds a bit gay. What sort of sites did you apprentice on?Was your boss the builder one from the village people?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:52,
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Get them to hold the two probes on a tester.Zap 'em with 250v
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:45,
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Yeah, should have gone 500 straight off, but I was being kind(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:49,
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Ouch. I had a tuner that plugged into the back of my amp with a two-prong plug that I foolishly managed to hold by the pins when fumbling behind it and trying to plug it in. Made me jump.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 18:04,
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It's only a millisecond DC belt, makes you jump , we used to charge up the ends of pyro cable with a 1000v tester then get the apprentices to strip the ends, now that was a big belt (
mongychops, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 18:14,
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I'm saving my fuck-ups for later once alcohol gets involved(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:39,
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I've got home and my brother was over earlier and has dropped off 2 cases of continental lager beer.Gonna take them to my dad's house and misbehave with the old man.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:41,
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Hopefully he's managed to get some weed, he gets nicer stuff than me these days.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:28,
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Nothing reallyJust got back from a staff pissup, they were breaking out the bugle when all I wanted was a spliff
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 18:43,
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I'd be too scared of making a cunt of myself to do beak near colleagues. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 19:12,
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good for you for not giving in to peer pressure drugs are for mugs and lameos
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$$ ✅, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 19:36,
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I turned down gak last weekend because I was off to a reggae night and wanted to get really stoned instead. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 19:40,
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Tools almost down, fuck almost off.Went to the supermarket the night before last and bumped into my dealer, who was dropping a mate off at his place and taking him shopping. He's a considerate soul.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:04,
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You're the first person I've met who can make the Family Fortunes sound with their anus.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:12,
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Uhh 2 hours til tools down fuck off for memight have to have a stiff one tonight
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:09,
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This working 'til 5 on a Friday malarkey should be outlawed(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:11,
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Damn straight.Come to think of it,
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:16,
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I went to a pub meal with a big manager and someone else and played it safe by ordering a coke only for bossman to get a pint.:(
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:17,
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Well, I don't really have a follow up to this (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:14,
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It's more of an open forum, really.Anything particular on your mind that you'd like to share?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:17,
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TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!!Laters
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:23,
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the barman has just put a reserved sign on the table I'm sitting at, not sure what to make of this (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:48,
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Ooh, instant passive-aggressive points there.That sounds like an extremely beta way of asserting dominance.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:50,
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it's ok guys!! the small print says it is from 6.15 and I am welcome to sit here in the meantime
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:54,
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I think it would be better if you sat in your car and drank (
$$ ✅, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:01,
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done that before when my youngest was little and would fall asleep in the car (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:16,
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I say you wait for the reservees to arrive and ask them their opinion(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:14,
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Perhaps he means you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:11,
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Reserving tables in a normal pub should't be allowed.It's a pub.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:19,
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this place is opposite the crem so gets a lot of wakes and it's big enough that you could find somewhere else to sit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:24,
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Wake up sheeple(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:35,
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Does it not have a function room/lounge for the wakes?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:46,
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nah all got knocked through years ago (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 17:17,
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3/7, and I guessed 7/7.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 13:40,
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i got 5 on itgrab your 40, let's get keyed
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 13:54,
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Hey.I realised that although I mentioned that it was your birthday the other day, at no point did I actually wish you a happy birthday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 14:09,
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yeah, but i could tell you were thinking it(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 14:32,
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I'm not clicking that, might be wanky wanky wank wank wanky wank(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 14:06,
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You're missing a wank off the end of there I think (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 14:07,
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You thick cunt(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 14:08,
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I got fucking loads mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 14:07,
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I'm banned from quizzes for 2 year for betting on previous quizzes, soz (
mongychops, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 14:40,
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solid 4/7karl marx studied at my ex-uni - he was known to be a drunkard and not the quiet type
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:09,
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Oh, yeah. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 7:47,
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Two Hats has had two shatsHis wife has had nineteen
And so between them both, you see
The bowl was never clean
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 8:29,
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you are the sunshine of my liiiifethat's why I'll always be arouuuuuuund
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 8:51,
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Morning. I've had an exciting morning of dashing about the house, pressing the reset buttons on various powerline adaptors.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 8:54,
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I was going to ask whyThen I realised that meant you'd tell me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 9:20,
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lolAs a treat, you can have a short answer, with no exposition: I'm working from home.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 9:24,
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I will, the second I arrive at the office(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 9:21,
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Splendid *twiddles moustache*Going aht tonight. Should be good.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 9:52,
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Wu-Tang cryptocurrency:creamcapital.io
What a time to be alive.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:05,
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dollar dollar bill y'all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:18,
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+equivalent to(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:20,
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What an honourwww.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/former-portsmouth-student-poppy-wins-national-swimwear-modelling-contest-1-8183914
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:22,
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'Pompey Poppy' does sort of have a ring to it.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:24,
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If she's chosen a career in modelling, I expect this exposure will be very beneficial, and see more work come her way. Alternatively, beauty contests are fucking shit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:28,
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Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom, though?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:34,
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Celebrity judges included Celebrity Big Brother star Chloe Kahn, fashion photographer Nathan Demure and Helen Briggs from Ex on the Beach.praise from Caesar!
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$$ ✅, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:33,
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Wow!Three people I've definitely heard of!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:51,
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It's retarded.The 'principle' (if you can call it that) behind CBB is that you have to be famous in some capacity, but who the fuck is Chloe Khan?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:52,
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I've just googled her and she looks like exactly the sort of pond life that appears on CBB.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:58,
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She looks grotesque. Still, being kicked off of X Factor meets the definition of "celebrity" amongst the target audience for CBB, I'm sure.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 11:09,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 11:14,
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Girls compete with each other, women empower one another.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:48,
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Be a girl with a mind, a women with attitude & a lady with class....(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 11:04,
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Alright, Beyonce. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 11:02,
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