2 bans in one day.
So I'm posting 2 threads back to back.

Yeah. And I'm going home.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:34, archived)

safe journey

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:36, archived)

Life is a journey.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:37, archived)

Yes, well I need a wee

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:41, archived)

I'm going pub

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:42, archived)

wow

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:43, archived)

think i will, too
nice smoke in the offing and there's mint vienetta in the freezer
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:45, archived)

If it's not the worst dessert in the world
It's definitely in the top 10
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:52, archived)

I hate vienetta.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:56, archived)

well i like it
then again, it's ice cream, i like most ice cream.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:13, archived)

It's terrible
Pretty sure it's not made from actual ice cream. It'll be that non-milk fat stuff
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:20, archived)

Sahara
for the win
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:21, archived)

Who was the other one?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:04, archived)

spanishfly and dozer

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:05, archived)

Ta. Saw dozer got the bullet, but not what for.
Surprised Spanish lasted this long.

Fiver on there being L-plates next Tuesday.

Halloween icons and all. The mods are spoiling is!
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:08, archived)

Well one is a global it security expert so I'm surprised he's not back yet

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:29, archived)

lol
don't forget he is also far cleverer than everyone in the world too
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:35, archived)

He was voted best teacher in the world

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:36, archived)

sitting in a tree

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:09, archived)

Now they're gone can We have ggrrrrr back

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:15, archived)

manolith already closed his account

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:16, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooo

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:27, archived)

But, you know, he can make another one, right?
RIGHT?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:42, archived)

ok. resurfacing to state that this is not true
for the record, i did nothing to his account. i was as surprised as anyone.
bit sincere for b3ta, i know but i don't want people thinking he was banned
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:29, archived)

Is his account closed? I'd hoped he'd pop back

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:33, archived)

i haven't checked. hang on...

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:37, archived)

doesn't seem to be closed or anything

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:39, archived)

Cool, he will rise again

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:51, archived)

I was only joshing

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:52, archived)

No real names pls

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:56, archived)

No worries, Xavier.

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:02, archived)

yeah, it wasn't really directed at you. x
but there's a few people here that think i banned him
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:02, archived)

you can ban my login, but never my heart

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 19:11, archived)

b-u-m-m-i-n-g!

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:15, archived)

n-o-n-c-i-n-g

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:23, archived)

but Two Hats is still here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:33, archived)

Yeah odd innit

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:34, archived)

You're all horrible

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:21, archived)

Seen this?
rave.dj/ijS9V8bYfonw6w
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:35, archived)

Toodles!
(ohidunno, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:51, archived)

Hi ohidunno.
Nice to have a new forum member.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:05, archived)

Home from the vet's now.
For the first time in as long as I can remember, my ignore list is now empty.


Now all I need is for my absent neighbour to come round and let me know I can pick up the parcel that postie delivered to his house last week.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 17:52, archived)

Smash your way in

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:00, archived)

There is always that option.
Especially as it's quite a large parcel so I'm sure he's keeping it in his shed.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 18:11, archived)

Just in case no one told you today.
Hello.
Good afternoon.
You're doing great.
I believe in you.
Nice butt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:25, archived)

right

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:28, archived)

shove it up your butt

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:29, archived)

Thanks.
It comes in very handy for storing rainwater for the winter.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:33, archived)

I have to book a flight to Glasgow for next week.
Shithawks
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:34, archived)

but what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:37, archived)

'soft, what light through yonder window breaks', probably

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:40, archived)

typical juliet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:45, archived)

juliet did 9/11

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:47, archived)

Tit bum winky wanky plop arse minge

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:40, archived)

my butt is fucking magnificent

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:40, archived)

mine isn't, wanna see pics?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:47, archived)

nah, i got a mirror on a stick

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:03, archived)

got a wash myself with
mirror rag
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:09, archived)

silly person.

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:44, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:45, archived)

there's tidy, nice one butt

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:48, archived)

Butt icons

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:55, archived)

i hope we go straight into xmas icons after halloween

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:57, archived)

then segue directly into valentines

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:58, archived)

it's always valentines on this forum xxx <3<3<3

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:06, archived)

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:07, archived)

Xmas butt icons.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:58, archived)

HAPPY ALMOST HALLOWEEN B3TA DOT COM FORWARD SLASH TALK

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8125078
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:00, archived)

Has he got rid of the shitcunt then ?

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:01, archived)

user not found

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:03, archived)

I ment the other one, but mano seems to dislike dozer but must like the other one, odd

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:06, archived)

i don't do it based on my own opinion as that seems a bit power crazy.
i'd have banned spanishfly from the planet if i could but nobody has properly complained about him.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:08, archived)

but he's such a nob

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:10, archived)

I think he should be banned because this place is not good for his mental health
He only ever gets upset on here, and needs a better outlet for his emotions. I don't know why he enjoys being the way he is, but it's not good.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:11, archived)

I don't get why you'd continue to use a forum where nobody wants you

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:12, archived)

Well it hasn't stopped me!
hahahaha
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:13, archived)

I was talking about you

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:13, archived)

:(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:14, archived)

lol fuk u two hats

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:15, archived)

Lol, twohats is a prick

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:18, archived)

Who complained about dozer? I can't see he's done anything wrong,as for the other one I'm complaining, get rid, he brings nothing to the forum, I put him on ignore years ago because of his attitude, as did many others, bin him

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:11, archived)

Part of me hopes it was spanf that complained about Doz

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:15, archived)

Probably was

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:16, archived)

not really something i can divulge
dozer frequently dragged real names into things, etc. it's not surprising people complained
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:16, archived)

DI-VULGE! DI-VULGE! DI-VULGE!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:17, archived)

you wanna be next on the chopping block, mat8?!!?!/!?!?!/!??1?!??!/?1/

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:21, archived)

NO-THANKS! NO-THANKS! NO-THANKS!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:22, archived)

If you login to your b3ta gold account all the info is on the secret board.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:24, archived)

Can't be arsed
I'll just wait for the newsletter to arrive in my inbox
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:26, archived)

Oh so my complaint counts for nothing? I see

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:18, archived)

well, i'm getting around to that now.
with the two in this subthread, that's probably enough to make a case. you undermined yours slightly by implying you just want to see him come back even more upset than before though
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:20, archived)

I bet if I took him of ignore I would get a torrent of abuse, because that's all it does , it has lead to a decline in posts for over 2 years now , and it will be funny when he goes mental but I assumed he'd be banned again after

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:24, archived)

I took him off ignore and got a whole lot of shit from him almost instantly

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:26, archived)

So he's changed then

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:28, archived)

I see spanish has gone

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:28, archived)

I can finally clear my ignore list of the only person who deserved it in all my years on the forum?

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:30, archived)

he's dead to the forum now

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:31, archived)

I feel a shit storm brewing ....

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:33, archived)

I hope he dies, but I wouldn't want him banned from the forum

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:13, archived)

If he dies, he might be reincarnated as someone who isn't a collosal bellend

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:14, archived)

Well, he can't come back as anyone worse.
Unless he comes back as bou
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:19, archived)

b y
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:20, archived)

He'd come back and have a meltdown, it'd be lulzors

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:14, archived)

i wonder which wonderful new icon I have this year

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:05, archived)

I am Batman

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:05, archived)

you sure are, buddy

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 16:27, archived)

alright

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:35, archived)

alright

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:39, archived)

Hi!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:44, archived)

Hello new person

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:39, archived)

this is a really good joke.
you should keep doing it.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:48, archived)

Thanks amazing leader.
To have your support in this is amazing I can’t tell you how much I look up to you.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:10, archived)

haha yeah, great

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:23, archived)

You see it’s amazing come backs and posts like this that make me feel
All warm and cuddly inside. Thank you for your continued inspiration.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:26, archived)

you've proven literally hundreds of times
sorry, 11102 times, that you're not worth talking to. at all. presumably i'm only doing it out of some perverse morbidity.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:35, archived)

Again - its like i am having an out of body experience.
Please will you enlighten me even more and teach me the ways of Manolith the Great.

Or just write the 10 steps down on your hand and send them in to me please. Ta.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:51, archived)

no

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:58, archived)

CLASSIC MANOLITH!!!!
Jesus H Christ
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:34, archived)

alright Two Hats

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:39, archived)

Tangled
What's it all about, eh?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:44, archived)

As sure as I believe there's a heaven above, Twoey
I know there's something much more
Something even non-believers can believe in
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:52, archived)

Well if it's alright with you, then it's alright with the man upstairs

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:06, archived)

Dr Kapoor?
I'm not sure about that
( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:10, archived)

hey now

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:43, archived)

i know

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:45, archived)

don't dream it's over

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:38, archived)

I am well.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:44, archived)

Good
that's something, at least
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:45, archived)

Yeah

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:48, archived)

Sounds alright

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 13:49, archived)

#halfleft

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:02, archived)

oh

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:05, archived)

I hope it grows back

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:06, archived)

I am very well, thank you for asking. How are you?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:22, archived)

Great!
Yeah, I'm ok thanks. Well, I'm actually a little grumpy today, but nothing a good meal won't sort out! hahaha
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:42, archived)

There's some excellent passive aggression going on on my Facebook feed today.
A couple of friends who moved out of the region about a month ago are having a "thank you for the help with the move" party on Saturday, and she's just written "To the 80 people we invited, the 9 people who said they were coming and the 10 who said they might, our address is:...".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:46, archived)

Who wants 80 people in their house?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:52, archived)

Not them, obviously.
Aside from the fact that she's organising the event at her mum's place.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:57, archived)

oh there's definitely been at least 80 people 'hanging out' at her mum's place

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:02, archived)

he'

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:03, archived)

pricks

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:53, archived)

They're lovely people, ordinarily.
I think they've just got the hump now that people haven't been popping round to see them so often ever since they moved 140 km away.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)

how inconsiderate!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:10, archived)

I know.
We're terrible friends, really.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:11, archived)

i just scored a free fridge for the office

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 14:56, archived)

just cancelled my carer's allowance, so i am officially a free woman
until universal credit get on my back and send me to job search. still, better that than constant mentalness
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:01, archived)

Alright, John Inman.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:12, archived)

I've got you 'alright' right here!
*points to carefully wrapped box which must by all accounts contain your alright*
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:20, archived)

oh man
*rattles box*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:21, archived)

"HEY MAHV, WHAT DOES "FRAJEELAY" MEAN?"

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:23, archived)

careful don't break it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:24, archived)

I've seen 'Se7en'.
I know where this is going.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 15:27, archived)

So it looks like the apprentice has come back from his weekend away,
And has managed to get scabies. When was the last time you had a Victorian disease?

Also, fuck off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:17, archived)

Alan Sugar?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:17, archived)

What?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:24, archived)

1896

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:18, archived)

alright dribble

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:19, archived)

Great year for mumps

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:24, archived)

I had shingles when I was about 14
I remember using the Google of the day called Encarta '95 - and that said that if the shingles blisters were to go all the way around my waste and join together then i would die.

I cried.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:18, archived)

I thought shingles was an old persons thing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:24, archived)

Not always

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:26, archived)

It's a form of the chickenpox virus
So if you've had chickenpox at an early age you can get shingles
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:28, archived)

Yeah, I knew it was a chickenpox thing,
I for some reason thought it was just adults. Maybe because my dad had it and it was super nasty.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:30, archived)

Yeah my mum was in her mid 50's when she got it
Took her months to get over it
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:33, archived)

I thought shingles are what you put on a roof.

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:38, archived)

Had pleurisy about 15 years ago
Felt like being hoofed repeatedly in the back
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:22, archived)

What is pleurisy?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:24, archived)

Some form of chest lurgy
You cough up tons of white gunk and it can apparently leave you with scarred lungs
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:26, archived)

Fluid on the lungs.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:27, archived)

I have pleurisy right now, have had for months since my pneumonia

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:26, archived)

Horrible. Isn't it?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:29, archived)

Awful. I think I have had it now for about 6 months
They gave me tramadol but I overdosed on them and had a seizure.

The girlfriend had to call an ambulance and I woke up in hospital.

Needless to say I am no longer prescribed tramadol
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:49, archived)

I got amoxicyllin
Which is when I found out i am very allergic to the damn stuff
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:52, archived)

I hope it's terminal

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:29, archived)

It is

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:50, archived)

^ that but 2 years ago

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)

The most unfashionable lurgy I've had is probably mumps.
That was crap, that was.

Where did your apprentice go that resulted in him getting scabies anyway?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:23, archived)

He said he was in manchester.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:25, archived)

something something wretched hive of scum and villainy.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:26, archived)

The north is a grim and blasted waste landed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:31, archived)

Lad in my school had it
Supposedly it was caused by his habit of wiping his nose across the back of his hand
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:31, archived)

I had that. One of my bollocks swelled to the size of a lemon.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:33, archived)

Phwoar.
I had cheeks like a hamster for a week and getting from the bed to the kitchen involved a ten-minute crawl.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:39, archived)

I had that before the bollock thing.
I had to buy a pair of supportive briefs and walked like John Wayne.

I tried to float the idea of going home to recover but my parents attitude was 'fuck that, we're on holiday and you might kill your nan if you stay with her. Keep it to yourself'.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:41, archived)

Heh.
I called NHS Direct and they literally told me to take a couple of aspirin and call back in the morning. Thinking "Sod that", I called a private doctor, who came round at 22:30, prescribed me some antibiotics and charged me £100. Worth it, though, because I actually got better.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:45, archived)

Mumps is viral, not bacterial; the NHS were right.
I went when my nuts started flaring up and the nice old kiwi lady doctor poked them with a lollipop stick. I'm pretty sure she noticed me instinctively pull my hand back as if I was about to lamp her and muttered "ooh, they are tender aren't they?".

She didn't know what to do so phoned her mate in the infectious disease part of the hospital who said 'fuck all you can do really. Give him some strong painkillers and tell him to wear supportive pants'.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:49, archived)

Funny, I didn't get the whole swollen balls thing.
My then-girlfriend's dad was mildly obsessed with making sure I knew about the risks to my fertility, though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:56, archived)

When I was in school one of my acquaintances got ringworm.
In fairness he did live on a farm.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:34, archived)

One of my mates' sisters went travelling to Belize and brought back a flesh-eating disease in her sleeping bag, which my mate then borrowed and caught.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:35, archived)

There's a low-budget horror film in here somewhere.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:37, archived)

I had legionnaire's disease
but that's not really associated with the Victorian era
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:35, archived)

but then I'm not sure scabies is either

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:39, archived)

Only because it wasn't identified until about 30 years ago
There were cases long before that but nobody knew what it was, so cases generally went without being linked to one another.
Sorry, I seem to be going off on a wannabe virologist tangent
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:40, archived)

Not a virus either

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:42, archived)

I know i know
But I have an odd interest in poisons, toxins and infectious diseases
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:50, archived)

Why not try for a job in water treatment

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:53, archived)

Yeah I'm not sure the 1970s were Victorian

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:41, archived)

They didn't even have air conditioners back then!
In this new office our only view is a wall of Daikin compressors. Does 'inverter' mean it can run backwards and make the rooms warm?
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:45, archived)

The bacteria is a natural thing, cooling towers were found to be great places for it to thrive

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:47, archived)

turns out my lungs are too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:58, archived)

Can't catch it twice so you're safe now

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:02, archived)

How old were you because it's nigh on impossible for under 13s to get it

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:04, archived)

I have no idea
it showed up in my blood tests as me having had it at some point in the past, but no indication of when.
I suspect it was this year though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:12, archived)

It does like to hit elderly men who smoke

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:14, archived)

rude

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:20, archived)

Nah just means it uses less electricity, if it has a 3 or 4 pipe system with a DX box it will do heating or cooling, 2 pipe one or the other at a time - all units heating or all cooling

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 11:58, archived)

I assume it does both as there's thermostats all over the shop and also things that look like storage heaters dotted about but they're not as they've got what looks like car radiators in them.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:28, archived)

i do believe i'm getting the vapours

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:02, archived)

I've had all of them. m8
all the diseases
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:14, archived)

Yeah, I've had them twice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:19, archived)

they're bad, ain't they

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:20, archived)

even obonobo's disease?

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:19, archived)

esPECIALLY obonobo's disease

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 12:20, archived)

morning

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:10, archived)

Hey glorious leader.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:11, archived)

yeah hi

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:13, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:11, archived)

holla dollars

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:12, archived)

Woah, a manolith morning thread!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:23, archived)

and you said he could never do it

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:26, archived)

not a simpsons gif
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:34, archived)

I admit, I didn't think he had it in him
but he're we are
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:41, archived)

right?
i have about an hour before i'm needed elsewhere. thought i'd spend it with my forum chums
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:27, archived)

Who could possibly need you more than we do?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:42, archived)

good point
i think of you all as adult babies
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:49, archived)

I think I need changing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:50, archived)

I definitely need burping

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:55, archived)

r m
p m
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:00, archived)

^

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:17, archived)

Great Scott! It's a morning thread.
Morning and ting. I'm tempted to have another coffee now.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:29, archived)

scott was great
i wonder what happened to him, the big poof
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:34, archived)

Is this an ex-B3tan? Which one was he?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:37, archived)

the one called 'scott'
bit of a muso. i bumped into him at a couple of festivals and he was a very nice fellow
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:39, archived)

Hmm.
This is a wholesome little subthread.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:43, archived)

I'm still in contact, he opened an enormously successful dolphin sanctuary

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:44, archived)

oh great
he always talked about it but it seemed like such a pipe dream, y'know
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:47, archived)

He loves dolphins best of all the aquatic mammals

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:52, archived)

Reckon it'll be a good one, I've got high hopes for it

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:34, archived)

o shit

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:36, archived)

Morning manolith

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:32, archived)

alright graham coxon out of blur

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:36, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:33, archived)

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:36, archived)

Morning manoroning

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:40, archived)

hello to you

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:49, archived)

I've had quite a nice morning so far.
I'm hoping the day is smooth sailing. And I hope the same for all my forum chums. Except dozer. Who, I hope, should be dead by lunchtime.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:52, archived)

I died this morning.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:56, archived)

not possible
we aren't that lucky as a collective
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:18, archived)

i had a terrible morning but it's going ok now
i was 10 minutes late for work when i left my house and i was still in before the placement student
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:56, archived)

Students are notoriously lazy.
We had evacuations this morning, and some of them can't seem to get out of bed and down 2 flights of stairs in 2 minutes. They're all going to burn to death.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:02, archived)

Totally read that as bum to death

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:10, archived)

Ha, you silly billy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:14, archived)

I had an evacuation this morning

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:18, archived)

well this is more like it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:49, archived)

alright tweeb

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:57, archived)

So I caught my hand on my cutters and got a little blood blister,
And I've been told by my colleagues that I should call it a black mans pinch. Seems a bit racist.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:01, archived)

you work with the best people

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:02, archived)

Do they spell it "blud blister" or something?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:07, archived)

my mum used to use that expression

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:19, archived)

well there you have it, I'm sure she would never have said anything racist

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:27, archived)

She also used the following expression:
Me: That's not fair!
Mum: Neither's a black man's bum
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:32, archived)

Alright mano

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:56, archived)

hmm

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:01, archived)

And a felicitous a.m to you

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:05, archived)

hi. how was your birthday?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:09, archived)

Fantastic mostly
Told the mental I won't be her carer anymore. I can't deal with her, she needs professional help, not a stressed niece who doesn't know how to cope with her. I'll be a bit fucked financially for a while but I feel happier than I have in ten months.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:22, archived)

That's a brilliant birthday present for yourself.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:27, archived)

sensible
good luck
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:31, archived)

Thanks
Off to the social in a bit to cancel the carer's allowance. Back to job search!
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 10:37, archived)

Hitler

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Oct 2017, 7:39, archived)

Bit early for dictators ain't it

( mongychops, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 7:47, archived)

never
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:12, archived)

Alright Ken Livingstone

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 8:02, archived)

I'm not too keen on this new 'daily updates from Poland'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 8:09, archived)

Only one ball, apparently.
And a vegetarian. No wonder he spent so much of his life in a bad mood.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 8:10, archived)

Nah, popular myth
he was actually a crossfitter
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 8:33, archived)

Joke's on him.
Crossfit was invented by a Jewish guy.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 8:48, archived)

poon

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 8:17, archived)

You can't say that!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 8:17, archived)

guten morgen windiges schwein

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 8:39, archived)

sorry windy pops
but this cannot substitute for a morning thread
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:10, archived)

Shitler
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:11, archived)

Hiya
I'm going to a Nigella Lawson book signing on Wednesday, does anyone have a message that they would like me to pass on?

You can't say Hitler.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 17:05, archived)

poon

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 17:11, archived)

She's a very inspiring woman.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 17:12, archived)

she's been slapped by Saatchi
jew on jew violence
( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 17:14, archived)

Make sure you show her the full back tattoo you had done of her face, wimmin love that stuff

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 17:15, archived)

Ok, will do.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 17:20, archived)

Nothing that she doesn't already know

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 18:07, archived)

Tell her "top lel"
She'll know what it means
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 18:40, archived)

oh, i bet

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:01, archived)

Hue hue

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:08, archived)

let's not make this an issue of colour

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:54, archived)

Edwards v Laurie, place you are bet is

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 22:31, archived)

to funny

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 2:43, archived)

This St Vincent bird's just a lady David Byrne in't she?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:06, archived)

Tell her I pay for sex and ask her if I can buy sex from her

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:16, archived)

You're such a solicitor

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:17, archived)

I fucking know right

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:35, archived)

How much do you want?

£10 worth?
(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:23, archived)

Who wants half a wank

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:35, archived)

Just pass on my regards

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 19:48, archived)

ask her opinion on the invention of cooking and its affects on global climate change.
and send my regards to her dad.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 20:45, archived)

Ask her if her husband can still get primo coke

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 21:11, archived)

Ask her if her husband can still get mo o e
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 23:13, archived)

Ask her if she would like your whipped cream to be lovingly drizzled over her meringues, whilst winking cheekily

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 23:18, archived)

#hertoo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 23:20, archived)

Ahem...erm...what about the lady boarders

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 23:23, archived)

"please sign this book"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 2:44, archived)

Ask her why she's so fucking crap

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 6:52, archived)

Ask if you can sign her tits

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Oct 2017, 9:11, archived)

Punch me in the fucking balls, it's 25 to 4!
So what's going on this week, anything?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:36, archived)

I'm on a train, I've fucked up really as I'll be returning at rush hour , what a stupid fucking cunt

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:38, archived)

gutted

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:39, archived)

Ahh but I will be happy soon

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:45, archived)

Got my watch, it had a new setting lever fitted and a movement correction , so that's nice

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:21, archived)

go to the pub until it all dies down

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:39, archived)

Might pop in the bullfrog, where I met a b3tan once for a b4shorzs

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:43, archived)

ah the memories

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:51, archived)

We had around 4 pints, we remember nothing, crazy guys

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:03, archived)

e am
o a

lol
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:07, archived)

lol boobies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:14, archived)

haha, I know, that's what I was getting at

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:22, archived)

uh oh

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:41, archived)

I no, I've had all day to sort this

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:44, archived)

not sure

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:39, archived)

COME ON M8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:41, archived)

Aint nothin going on but the pent up will they won't they sexual tension

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:40, archived)

oh they will

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:41, archived)

I'm sure they will

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:41, archived)

might grow some more parsnips

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:40, archived)

'might' doesn't get things done, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:41, archived)

but might makes right

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:50, archived)

pars
( broadsword w⚓, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:42, archived)

8 is enough!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:49, archived)

Now it's 16 minutes to 5, local time, but that's not going to stop me punching you in the balls.
It's my birthday this week. So that's happening.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:45, archived)

Just think that would have been the correct time is England didn't lie to get GMT recognised as the official time meridian

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:47, archived)

Probably half two or summat!
on the 35th of Octembuary, probably!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:48, archived)

Who knows what those crazy gauls would've done if they controlled time

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:49, archived)

doesn't bear thinking about

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:49, archived)

These would be the watches
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk_O_-80M2myLRrPYrQcdrqgH16XPEPHhniBpY6lVzeKC3x-QefA
( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:53, archived)

Well that didn't work

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:55, archived)

Try again
dvciknd2kslsk.cloudfront.net/images/watchfinderimages/Watch/Franck-Muller/Crazy-Hours-Colour-Dream/50669-1915220245.jpg
( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:56, archived)

Woah
It's like the Sesame Street pinball thing
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:59, archived)

dr who would be less shit, probably

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:51, archived)

Docteur Qui

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:58, archived)

longer lunch breaks probably

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:52, archived)

I only recognise Bristol time.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:30, archived)

time stool charts
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:31, archived)

standard.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:31, archived)

I'm going for a beer with a German in a bit.
Any tips?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:54, archived)

be as racist as possible

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:56, archived)

Always.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:28, archived)

Shit on her

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:56, archived)

Moser and me go way back

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:28, archived)

don't talk about the war!
haha, i love open all hours
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:57, archived)

Ha, classic.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:28, archived)

Be sure to order a waldorf salad though.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:31, archived)

Have a pleasant conversation, and enjoy your drink

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 15:58, archived)

don't listen to this maniac, windy. he's sabotaging you

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:27, archived)

You maniac

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:28, archived)

you shouldn't have to tip them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:03, archived)

But what if the service is really good?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:29, archived)

poon

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 16:55, archived)

it is not the poon that bends

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 17:02, archived)

Alright folks, this next track's going out to Tangles, by special request.
On the subject of songs, a man in Canada was stopped by the police last month and asked whether he had just been screaming at the wheel of his car. His reply was that he had, in fact, been singing the popular 90s dance hit "Everybody Dance Now". The police decided that this fell under the Quebec traffic violation of screaming, and issued him a ticket for $149.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:27, archived)

lol.
Why is screaming in your car illegal?

I was reading about how the French have permanently declared a state of emergency so they can kick your doors in and search you and shut shit down without judges and due process. That'll be great if the right do well in the future won't it?
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:34, archived)

Presumably because you might scare other, nervous road-users.
And it's a marginally less sinister version of the Tories' Daily Mail-esque frothing hatred of forrins. Macron had his way to the presidency sponsored by the rich in exchange for a bunch of promises that would stuff over poor people, and nothing says "you are a worthless non-citizen" like provisions that allow law enforcement agencies to act like a de facto secret police.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:42, archived)

It seems more sinister to me.
While the mail's stirring up hatred is abhorrent, putting the means in place to allow the police to do whatever the state wants without oversight makes Le
Courrier Quotidien or whatever the french version of the daily mail is called's job much easier at persecuting people.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:51, archived)

I don't know what the French equivalent of the Heil is, now that you mention it.
Press organs like that rarely bother with ensuring their stories have any correlation to reality, though. As soon as a Muslim guy crashes his car because he had a seizure when driving, he'll be reported as an Islamist hell-bent on using his car as a weapon and targeting innocent (white) people.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 14:01, archived)

might hang on for the Richard mcbeef thread that will inevitably appear above this one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:42, archived)

Never happy, some people.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:42, archived)

Reckon it'll be a good one, I've got high hopes for it
 
( broadsword w⚓, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:52, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:46, archived)

hello new person

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:55, archived)

Sorry for not being there for you so much lately, WP.
If it'd make you feel better, I've got a DVD of 'European Stallions' and a jumbo-sized jar of organic raspberry jam at home, so we can have a decent night in like in the old days.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:56, archived)

Wanky wanky wank wank wanky wank is objectively better than wanky wank wank wank wanky wanky wank
/ac
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 14:09, archived)

Alright

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:18, archived)

hey

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:20, archived)

Hiya

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:24, archived)

alright

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:20, archived)

Hello

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:24, archived)

hey

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:21, archived)

that's what *I* said

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:23, archived)

that's what she said!

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:24, archived)

haha

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:24, archived)

Top kek

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:25, archived)

might hang on for the Ragnarok Formation thread that will inevitably appear above this one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:22, archived)

wonder who spanishfly will accuse of being upset today

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:24, archived)

you

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:26, archived)

*sigh*
Deep down, I already knew the answer. But then, maybe I am upset. Maybe he IS the king troll after all.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:27, archived)

well bum

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:29, archived)

Reckon it'll be a good one, I've got high hopes for it

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:24, archived)

Don't hold your breath m8

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:25, archived)

He has a bee in his bonnet about posts and threads that he can't even see

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:25, archived)

you have a bee in your bonnet about people having a bee in their bonnets about posts and threads that they can't even see

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:28, archived)

My bonnet is a beehive

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:29, archived)

you and him are functionally the same in my opinion

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:52, archived)

wait, except i don't believe spanf has the ability to change and i think dozer does
so he's actually worse
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:56, archived)

Worse than span eff?
Fucking hell m8. Fucking hell.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:58, archived)

[serious]
food for thought, man
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 13:03, archived)

Morning.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 7:52, archived)

No

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 7:53, archived)

Alright trouser

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 7:57, archived)

Windzorz

(dozers You big spazzer!, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 7:57, archived)

Yo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:00, archived)

Mornholes

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:00, archived)

It's monday. Let's get wild.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:00, archived)

*Cough!* *cough!* *wheeeeze!* *COUGH!* *COUGH!* *COUGH!* *WHEEEEEEEEZE!*
Morning.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:01, archived)

I am pleased to see you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:13, archived)

Well, I am wheezed to see you too.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:14, archived)

How bah dah

( mongychops, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:19, archived)

She's made millions.
And someone said she made a porno
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:22, archived)

"Gash Me Ousside"?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:22, archived)

who said that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:47, archived)

Also, isn't she, like, thirteen?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:49, archived)

I don't remember. But yeah, she's 13 so that can't be right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:58, archived)

I've got a cold.
So I'm going to take it down to Maidstone and share it with my parents.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:39, archived)

Kent

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:55, archived)

Good morning

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:45, archived)

Yeah yeah yeah.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:55, archived)

no halloween icons yet then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:47, archived)

It's not up to me.
We didn't get Diwali ones either
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 8:55, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:13, archived)

Cheers, Cheers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:16, archived)

Cheers

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:23, archived)

Cheers

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:37, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:38, archived)

Morning winpig
I am surprisingly not hungover this morning
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:18, archived)

Try harder next time

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:23, archived)

hi guys

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:19, archived)

Hey, have you heard about our Lord and saviour?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:23, archived)

I haven't
but I have been advised to 'wake up' by a chemtrails nutter this morning
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:31, archived)

Well, if you are going to drug entire countries, how else are you going to manage it?
Everyone has a bloody Brita filter now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:32, archived)

I saw a thing where an american woman was squirting bleach at the chemtrails
and amazingly, they disappeared later that same day. Proof, as far as I'm concerned.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:52, archived)

Forgive These People
No man or demon can ever, with predictable results, tear down what God has built. The earth, the oceans, the atmosphere, the solar systems; all are so intricately woven as one as to be intractable to man. Man can never add to it, all that the most brilliant mind can ever hope to do is detract. All men can do is tear down and not even that unless God allows. What is being torn down must be torn down. God is building an indestructible kingdom minus the evil intent that so dominates this worldly kingdom. Man’s life was given by God. It transcends all we believe we see being destroyed. Our life is woven seamlessly in the fabric of God’s life. A minute ago I finished writing a full page outlining the myriad ways I see that geoengineering will extinguish all life; but then I deleted it. All it does is glorify mans ability to instill fear in his fellowman. All you see happening had to be; a separation had to take place. Be sure we will not save this world! Neither will we save ourselves; even with all the detoxification methods we can muster. If that’s our definition of an answer, we had better get started storing all this stuff. You won’t need food; you will spend all of your time ingesting this stuff. Everything you see is changing, not because men are destroying it but because God is allowing them to do something needed. Allow your mind to at least accept what is happening, give it permission to say good-by to all this. You cannot successfully fight against God; if men were solely responsible for this there would be an answer.If men can take it away anytime they wish, why do you even want it? Something permanent is on the horizon. They believe it is their superior intellect that has accomplished this. However, at the end of every foolish endeavor historical man has ever embarked on, the only thing that never fails to be discovered cowering together is a band of humbled fools. A wise missionary once said, “A man is no fool to give what he cannot keep to gain what he can never lose”. If concerned people around the world will earnestly commit this to God, I truly believe our greatest fears will never be realized! We have to trust our lives to God and pray for Him to turn this around.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 10:01, archived)

Do you drive a pick-up truck covered in stickers?
I bet you do.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 10:05, archived)

alright 'first choice'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 10:15, archived)

alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 10:43, archived)

yer

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:35, archived)

Happy birthday.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:37, archived)

thanks m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:38, archived)

hola

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:20, archived)

Dribble

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:23, archived)

lol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:38, archived)

$$

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:38, archived)

Exceptional. Bravo

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:39, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:37, archived)

Broady

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Oct 2017, 9:58, archived)

YES, ATTACK THE JEWS!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-41714152
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 10:18, archived)

What sort of language
has only one letter's difference between "Good morning to you all" and "Hurt them"?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 10:25, archived)

the language of terrorists

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 10:37, archived)

Nuneaton Lockdown!
Nope, not a new HMHB EP.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-41714114

This quote is shameless:
"The mood here is pretty cheerful because everyone who was in the car park has been given hospitality from Frankie and Benny’s"
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 19:14, archived)

I had to have a coffee at Frankie and Benny on Friday afternoon.
It was awful. Is the food as bad?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Oct 2017, 20:11, archived)

Dunno mate, never been.
Went to a chiqito over a decade ago. Was pretty meh, all those restaurants that crop up at retail parks are owned by the same group.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 21:34, archived)

I went to one once.
They got my order wrong three times in one visit.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 21:40, archived)

they're usually staffed by students who hate their jobs

( $$ ✅, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 21:43, archived)

wow, Alistar Didinal's first post was given a bit of a rough ride, he shows promise though, in that he has posted something

( vladimir, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 20:39, archived)

I think he might have a sexual attraction to children.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 21:41, archived)

Have a wonderful Sunday, everyone!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 10:49, archived)

The radio in my car has gone wank,
All I can get is radio 4, so I've had a listen to the archers for a bit. I think it might be the worst thing in the world.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Oct 2017, 10:56, archived)

a glimpse into the tragic life of monster munch

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:03, archived)

Imagine if people here were this open about their lives
m.imgur.com/gallery/Iv7bKEC
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:14, archived)

crikey

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:19, archived)

I know

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:20, archived)

It's almost all lies for attention though right?
And if not, I hope they have real people to support them as well, internet community is notoriously toxic. We're lucky here to have such good friends.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:47, archived)

this place is a veritable virtual oasis

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:48, archived)

It's virtually a veritable oasis

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:52, archived)

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ If you can't handle me at my "rape victim", ~ ~
~ ~ you sure as hell don't deserve me ~ ~
~ ~ ~ at my "blow job giver" ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:33, archived)

Oh my god, I'm so sorry
Sending positive vibes!!!11!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:11, archived)

It's weird, cos I love rubbish normally,
Big fan of strictly and bake off, I think police interceptors is probably the greatest t.v. show of all time. But that was just awful
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:46, archived)

i also watch strictly
you've given me the courage to admit it
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:49, archived)

I've never watched Strictly, but I do enjoy Bake Off
Imagine that!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:53, archived)

it's like bake off but with dancing instead of cakes

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:55, archived)

If it includes Sandi Toksvig, I'm in

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:57, archived)

i could arrange for you to meet her nephew if you like

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 12:24, archived)

Thanks new person you too

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:00, archived)

you doing the great south run, yeah? how're you getting on?

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:02, archived)

The wind isn't helping, that's for sure haha
But no, it's going OK.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:12, archived)

i assumed you were at least 50% powered by guffs

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:15, archived)

And the rest!!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:20, archived)

there seems to be a rev pro show at the guild hall tomorrow. did you know that?

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:28, archived)

I did
But there wasn't anyone on the card I was particularly keen on seeing. See who's on next time.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:29, archived)

bate and seven are in the main event
sorry... "moustache mountain"
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:31, archived)

See my reply below
Well they kept that bloody quiet! Shit it.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)

i could probably do with saving the money anyway
going to london for the missus' birthday next weekend. seeing the new thor at the imax
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:39, archived)

Ha, I just posted almost the exact same thing below

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:40, archived)

In any case
I haven't gotten around to getting a bullet club T-shirt or a black baseball cap that I can wear backwards
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:42, archived)

you'd be a sore thumb, m8te
more than usual, i mean
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:44, archived)

I'm an individual, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:45, archived)

just like everyone else

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:50, archived)

Moustache Mountain, no!!!!!!!
Fuck!!!!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)

yup. must have been a late addition

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:32, archived)

Ah well
To be honest, I probably shouldn't spend any more money right now. We'll go next time.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:39, archived)

at least there's still TLC
the shambling franken-ppv
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:45, archived)

Bit negative, m8
*coughs*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:46, archived)

we should probably have this conversation via gaz but it's not like there's any other fucker here

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:48, archived)

what's so great about it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 14:02, archived)

No thanks

( mongychops, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:11, archived)

That's ok
Have a peaceful one though, yeah?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:13, archived)

Thanking you and wishing you likewise.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:54, archived)

☮☮☮☮☮
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 11:57, archived)

bent

( $$ ✅, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 12:13, archived)

Totally fucking bent

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 12:24, archived)

God bless you, TH

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 14:01, archived)

morning

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 1:22, archived)

Good night.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 22 Oct 2017, 7:13, archived)