Good evening.Any plans?
Eating all that leftover candy? You fat mare.
Observing anything of merit?
Do share.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 16:50,
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American Horror Story and Bake Off finalOh yes, I know how to live, alright
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 16:51,
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I keep drifting in and out of this season of AHSIt's a great premise, but they're taking ages to get anywhere
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:07,
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You really have turned into Joseph Ducreux, haven't you?Get you with your "What's occurring?" and "Observing anything of merit?"
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 16:54,
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I might fuck a goat.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:01,
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I can hook you up(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:04,
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it's easy to see why people don't like you (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:04,
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and that's the board yokel telling me... fucking hell.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:10,
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Hi!stay at work til 10 on my own, heart attack at my desk, the cleaner will find the body at 5am. That's the plan, anyway.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 17:23,
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Now what? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 13:55,
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As a returning board member, I require attention.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 13:57,
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Medical attention? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:04,
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I miss cowjam(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:08,
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I liked it when people jumbled up the letters in his name(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:20,
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haha yeah that was one of them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 15:00,
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You're right.I meant cowfoot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:23,
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The apprentice is singing sweet Caroline and failing to put a cover on a light.Is it ok to push him off a ladder?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:09,
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Sweet Carloline is the sort of song you can sing while up a ladder tbf.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:17,
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Diamond or Quo?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:19,
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Belt out Lorde's "Ladder Song"then kick over the ladder à la THIS. IS. SPARTA!
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:22,
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Point your finger at him and tell him he's fired. Y'know, like on that TV show, Alan Sugar's Kitchen Nightmares.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:39,
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I think we can all get behind that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:31,
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Get thee behind me, bumtits. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:36,
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Might see if kevin spacey wants to show me his job and give me a watch , can you tweet him for me ? (
mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:47,
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His twitter account doesn't look like he uses it much. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 14:50,
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9/10 underage boys prefer it(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 15:07,
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Get over to Hollywood and put yourself out there. No doubt there's loads of powerful, horny, old men who are desperate to find a safe outlet for their filthy desires.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 15:21,
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As long as it's done in the best possible taste as Cupid stunt would say (
mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 15:29,
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Do you think the script editors at the BBC were asleep when he submitted that character? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 15:50,
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What like when she was playing Florence nightingale in Balaclava gang bang (
mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 15:53,
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I'm somewhat shocked that my dad used to let me watch Kenny Everett, to be honest. Wikipedia says that the BBC vetoed "Mary Hinge" as too obvious, so Cupid Stunt was a replacement name. Maybe they'd given up trying to rein him in?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 16:06,
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Wang chugging, more like.DOWN IN ONE! DOWN IN ONE!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 16:39,
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Ah, the famous Chinese Art of the Iron Cock.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 15:15,
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Morning.Played a Halloween show last night. Headline band were disappointing. How was your Halloween?
Alao, Christmas icons now please.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 7:21,
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Morning.My Hallowe'en was exceptionally quiet: I watched a Colombian thriller called "F.A.R.C." and went to bed. There were a couple of girls on the metro with some pretty gnarly Hallowe'en makeup, though: half-black, half-white faces with a red and black contact lens on the black side. I don't know if they were supposed to be cosplaying anyone in particular but they looked good.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 7:28,
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People put some real effort in to their costumes.It's good if you ask me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 7:34,
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Agreed, absolutely.It also proves that you just need a bit of imagination to do something special, rather than amazing makeup skeelz.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 7:47,
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He'The original plan was to watch horror films, for Hallowe'en and stuff, but I couldn't find any in my collection that I hadn't already seen.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:06,
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It was amazing, I went to the pub and had a few pints and then went home (
mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 7:39,
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A soul, a soul, a soul cake,Please, good missus, a soul cake,
An apple, a pear, a plum or a cherry,
Any good thing to make us merry.
One for Peter, two for Paul,
Three for Him that made us all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 8:45,
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leaving the 'ween icons intact today out of respect for our latinx boarders(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 8:55,
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Allhallowtide runs from the 31st to the 2nd(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:03,
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Same as my pancake day(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:02,
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and a squirt of lemon(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:09,
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I saw a pumpkin with a Minion carved on it. Might have to cancel all future Halloweens.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:14,
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Zombied up and gave out sweets Got kicked out of the shop for scaring people, then got pissed and watched IT
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:26,
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Too scary for Halloween? You rebel, you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:28,
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I think it was the torn open throat that did it Liquid latex definitely on the shopping list for next year
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:40,
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Nice. Is it very difficult to work with?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:42,
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Not really But it smells like cat piss. It takes a while to dry and you have to build up layers to get a decent skin flap or tear.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 10:07,
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Eh, fuck that. Hard enough to get my kids to stay still long enough for a few dabs of regular makeup.
They were looking at those "zipper face" kits that were on sale everywhere, but it looks like you only get the proper effect by covering your chin in latex, which the kits don't include.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 10:17,
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I just watched telly a bit(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:37,
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well look at you!Alright?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:38,
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you should've treated yourself and switched it on (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:40,
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It didn't move once but I'm sure that crafty bastard nicks my wagon wheels when I'm not looking.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:49,
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It's the most anemic of all world days.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:46,
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Alright, emm emm pee ess.Just here for the candles?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:43,
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Just wanted to see if he remembered.Rob must really get tired having to remember and change 10 icons a year.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:48,
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With the effort he puts in, we really should show him more respect. Still, he'll be in jail, soon.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:54,
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He's still fingering kids? ffs.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:59,
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Happy candle day smelly.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:57,
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has someone ever told you that you are special?well you are! and you have the candles to show it.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 10:07,
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Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherdAlao d alao d alao-oo
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:41,
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I want a goat.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Nov 2017, 9:48,
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They stock it in the butcher's in North End(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 1 Nov 2017, 10:01,
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A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR.WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 19:37,
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Sppoky.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 20:01,
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there was a trailer that burnt down beside us once (back 'Murica)and Halloween was coming up. I didn't have a costume. I smeared toothpaste all over my face, covered my face with ashes and charcoal bits and added some ketchup and some old clothes.
"I'm a burnt up zombie."
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 20:06,
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You blackened yourself up ? www.asterix.com/asterix-de-a-a-z/les-personnages/perso/a02b.gif
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mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 20:15,
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No wai thats bolshit(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 20:10,
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Skelton , and I still say you should forgive and forget (
mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 20:16,
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 20:16,
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A black skeleton, too!!(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 20:19,
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Like the pregnant ones you saw on TV in the 80s eh, there, that's the sort of quality loledgy comment just typical of this vile, racist and misogynist bullying website, shut it down(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 22:14,
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Sounds like an urban legend. Better gaz it to mongy, 4 times, to be safe.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 20:47,
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Underneath themI'm as nude as a bee!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 15:43,
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odd saying thati don't think of bees as being terribly nude. they look like they're wearing pullovers
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:19,
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They're not thoughYou know that, right? It's important to me that you know that.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:22,
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i refuse to confirm or deny that i know itbut since all animals are actually nude, why use one that evokes at least the notion of being clothed? why not as nude as an ant, for example? eh?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:57,
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why not indeed(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 17:07,
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Something that will not hide my erection(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 15:32,
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I'll soon be putting trainers and a coat on as it's pub time innit (
mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 15:46,
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slutty cat costume(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 15:42,
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I already have beenbut I sicked spunk out of my cockle
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 15:47,
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Dark grey wool jumper with pale grey shoulder swatches,dark blue jeans, urban boots, Fossil watch, hand-polished organic acacia butt plug.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 15:43,
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Fila Trailblazers, Levi's, Stripey shirt, Carharrt jumper.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 15:52,
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An SS Gruppenfuhrer uniform and a "Piece Of Mind" Eddie mask.Why do you ask?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:02,
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A shit(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:04,
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Aright Arthur Bostrum(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:17,
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i'm wearing (amongst other things, you perverts) trainers and a tshirt from primarktotal cost: £7.50
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:19,
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lets all go to tescos where mano buys his best clothes, etc.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:44,
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Let's all go to Primark where Mano buys his brimark(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:47,
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A bloodstained T-shirt and pants And a shitload of grey body paint
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 17:51,
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When did we stop doing Halloween names?This place used to be fun.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:36,
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This is the best you are going to get at short noticeIf you raised a ticket sooner, this would have been resolved in a more satisfactory manner.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:38,
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It's a good one.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:44,
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You're right, dag nabbit.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:38,
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Always. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:44,
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I respect your stance.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:43,
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My parents regarded Trick Or Treat as a protection racket, and would insist we hide in the back room with the lights off until it was over. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 13:15,
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I tell my kids to only go to house's with decorations up (
mongychops, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 13:30,
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Me, too. My parents just hated everyone, it seems.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 14:47,
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When I was a kid, you weren't allowed to take sweets from strangers(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 13:20,
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WELL THEY MIGHT HAVE SAID SOMETHING(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 13:35,
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Luther was the original MC Hammer.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:43,
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 14:06,
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I think it was one November(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:43,
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Get it together (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:45,
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Dunno. This fancy dress is a right laugh.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:44,
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Ah balls.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 12:45,
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Last year I setup a secondary account to stop this. I forgot today.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 13:58,
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I'll have you know I take the stealing of usernames very seriouslyvery seriously indeed
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This is all Windy Pig's fault. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 14:50,
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not seriously enough to notice that i don't use capital letters though, eh?(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 14:07,
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what a fucking idiot eh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 14:21,
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I'm too busy fabricating gaping wounds Gonna scare me some toddlers
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 13:45,
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Alright, Shambles. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 14:51,
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i never had a hallowe'en name,i think hallowe'en is stupid tbh
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 14:50,
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Michael Myers doesn't say 'Fuck you'.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 31 Oct 2017, 15:01,
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NoHe says 'SHAGADELIC BABY!'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 15:12,
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Never used them.Also, when baldmonkey got banhammered.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 31 Oct 2017, 14:55,
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Would you like to talk about anything (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:07,
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Alright mick.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:17,
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no.talk about something specific please.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:11,
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The apprentice introduced me to a comedian/grime artist called big shaq today.And his song "mans not hot" I enjoyed it and it's accompanying video. Are you a grime/comedy fan?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:17,
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There's a video of him answering critical YouTube comments,many of them from people who don't seem to have twigged that it's all for a bit of a laugh. Very funny. Or bare jokes, as they say.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:24,
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I'll watch some more of his stuff, he seems a laugh.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:30,
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well i like comedy,but you just reminded me i need to clean the kitchen
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:32,
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Our new cleaner started today.She is excellent.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:34,
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I can't be bothered to clean right now (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:36,
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Don't care. turns tuesday into saturday (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:41,
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grime music is the future, get on board(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:40,
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youtu.be/3M_5oYU-IsU
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:41,
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it's huge it seems, talking to the apprentice his mates are all over it, and it's all over radio 1 extra.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:53,
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he doesn't seem to be.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 20:14,
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Warranty cards being held by the dealers for 12 months to stop flipping? I find it insulting (
mongychops, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:30,
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Is there a profit to be made there then? It's common among very exotic motorbikes if you buy from a museum or a collection that you sign an agreement to not sell for a certain period or pass on a percentage to the original collector or renovator.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:33,
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Huge profits, everything is currently way over list price This is brand new, not old stuff
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mongychops, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:34,
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so, you buy new from a dealer and fence it online for more?madness
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:39,
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Waiting lists can be 5 years , I've been on one for 2, but I want neither watch , if I can earn 40% , good on me , until now (
mongychops, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:42,
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yeah, I remember.but surely if the waiting lists are that long i couldn't have got a decent watch in italy anyway?
are the waiting lists that long because theyre hand made and take that long? or is it one of those things where they are purposefully keeping the production low to keep the price high?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:44,
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They were cheap in Italy at the time, and yes I think they don't produce as many products as they could, but they are a charity and keep many sports going, even this new land speed bloodhound has rolex money in it (
mongychops, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 20:47,
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yeah, i didn't realise until recently how much money rolex puts around for certain things, especially sport.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 20:49,
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rolex historically help with moto GP and F1 timing, but i hadn't realised they do loads more, like the Tennis and so on.it's interesting to see Tag trying to get in to Formula 1, they've started putting their name on a slightly tweaked Renault engine for Red Bull Racing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 21:06,
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They all do sports events, tag has a lot of history, hublot a revived brand does football , you can't have sports unless you can time them (
mongychops, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 22:21,
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The album began production in June 1986 in Puk Recording Studios in Denmark.[1] The Damned's vocalist, Dave Vanian, later stated that the group were forced into the studio to record the album before they had prepared any new material for it.[2] Drummer Rat Scabies mentioned that the group had demoed the song "In Dulce Decorum", but most of the songs were written in the studio.[1] In July, the group took a break from recording to perform a 10th anniversary performance in London at the Town and Country Club and two in Finsbury Park, where the group performed some songs that would appear on Anything, and were joined by Captain Sensible to perform "Smash It Up".[1] On returning to Denmark, the group recorded a cover of "Alone Again Or" which Scabies originally thought was written by Roman Jugg.[1] The album concluded production in August.[1]
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 21:04,
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we've all got one haha ain't that right?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 17:02,
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I had mine replaced with an opinion.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 17:11,
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Always in R Pringles tins.:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:26,
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Still, his grammar has come on in leaps and bounds since he had the op. In particular he's become expert in the use of the semicolon.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:23,
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Fatty Arbuckle invented lasagne. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:17,
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Didn't he also invent wine bottle rape?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:18,
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Yeah, he just called the end result lasagne.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:28,
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Puckered tight, or sloppily gaping?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:27,
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Sloppily gaping or puckered tight?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:33,
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Yes.Well, they're really deep fried scrotums, but yeah.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:52,
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What you up to?I'm waiting for some stuff to arrive.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:08,
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I'm wondering where all us great forum chums will meet once this site gets taken offline for being a hotbed of radical bullying(
broadsword w⚓, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:11,
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I'll go see chompy over at VOAT(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:14,
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The darknetBring torches
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:31,
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Grind this. *points*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:27,
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Waiting for an arse grape to subsideAnd for the football tonight.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:29,
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+that's where you belong, in my arms, baby yeah(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:36,
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Waiting for TDFO in about half an hour.Should go to the gym or do summat physical tonight, if I can get my motivation together.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:32,
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might go for a poo(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:32,
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Rub it in, yer prick(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:40,
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On my way back from dropping my watch off, should be in the pub soon (
mongychops, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:48,
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i'm working from homeby which i mean catching up on telly shows lol
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:53,
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plz don't tell my boss(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:56,
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respect the troops threadi find it offensive that there is no poppy icon available at this time of year
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:40,
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I'm sure there used to be one but muslims complained(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:41,
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bloody typical, what next? shania law?!?!?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:45,
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mine was a no.3 on the bristol scale today(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:46,
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I'm on my second. Few beers and a saag paneer last night. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:51,
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I heard that poppies melt muslims(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:46,
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All poppy sellers are Jewish scum(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:49,
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sorry that I liked this, I wanted to scroll up :(I want to stop liking shit by accident
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:55,
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Is this Official /Talk Is The Daily Mail Comments Section Day?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:51,
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that socialist rag has got nothing on this forum(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:55,
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this will clear things up www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVDGDjpmIrk
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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:54,
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oh lordy lord(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:57,
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There should be a twin towers icon by way of apology for launching this site on 12/9/01, how insensitive can you get(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:57,
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i'll never drink there againexcept on match day 'cause it's the only bar that'll be open close to the stadium
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:04,
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That's okay, your tears say more than real evidence ever could(
$$ ✅, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:20,
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no, ben. no!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:25,
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twitter.com/henrywinter/status/924650807663919104
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:21,
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well if he buys all of themno one else will have to bother
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:27,
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I find it offensive when they return from a war and I have to give up nobbing their mrs(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:34,
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Do they all share one? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:36,
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Nah m8Rationing finished in the 50's
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:49,
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nob your own mister, mister(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:52,
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Take these broken wangs(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 14:13,
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Mongy. How's it going?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 7:53,
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Off to london again today with another poorly watch, not having much luck at the moment (
mongychops, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 8:10,
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I thought these things were supposed to be well made(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 8:50,
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I've just been up to change the time on the clock tower.imgur.com/GDCGvmn
i.imgur.com/yNkZC72.jpg
Not quite the same but still pretty good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 10:03,
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I would have got a video of it running up for the chimes, but it's too fucking loud to be in there. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 10:19,
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View from the top.i.imgur.com/zhzeteE.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 10:21,
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I mean yeah that's cool and all, but where are your naked lady on horseback and perving man?All good clocks should have them:
imgur.com/a/l6YFm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 11:04,
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dunno if I needed to mark that nsfw (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 11:04,
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Kevin Spacey is that good an actorPeople are shocked, and I mean shocked, he is gay.
Nice bit of misdirection to the fact he is a dirty prick.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 9:31,
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He's that good an actor,I was expecting him to come out as having been Meryl Streep since the word go, by pulling off a Scooby Doo-style rubber mask.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 9:44,
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And for onceThis gif would be totally appropriate
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 9:51,
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That guy looks more like a fish every time I see him.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 9:55,
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they've changed the day you stupid prick (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 21:36,
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and in fact they've moved to fortnightly collections alternating between normal and recycling from one week to the next so you are more useless now than you have ever been
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 21:38,
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Just seen that Death of Stalin. It's decent. Simon Russel Beale smashes it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 22:53,
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Hey guys, I hope you are having a really nice weekend. Maybe have a nice relaxing Sunday, or if you've got anything planned, I hope for it to go off without a hitch.
Stay Frosty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Oct 2017, 8:04,
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I'm really ill, but I very much appreciate your consideration and wish you the same.(, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 10:11, archived)
I'm sitting uncomfortably in my living room With a crying girl who won't stop looking at shit on her phone guaranteed to upset her.
I'm not good with the whole consolation thing.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 11:39,
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Take the phone and flush it down the toilet.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Oct 2017, 12:13,
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Give her a few jiggers of cane juice rum.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 14:02,
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if i had that shit, i'd be drinking it myself(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 15:14,
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Alright (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Oct 2017, 12:13,
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cheers ears,i'm off work until Wednesday, long weekend for me
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 16:23,
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yeah the man's a bellend,but he's got all the chips
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 17:08,
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bargaining chipsi was being metaphorical
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 18:20,
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I will work for metaphorical chips too.But only if they come with deep fried allegorical sea creatures.
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I have been climbing things with a friend.And now I intend to turn ingredients into food.
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Might get my knob out(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 17:30,
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i was in a good mood until i scrolled down the boardcome on, people, it's saturday! what cheerful stuff have you done today?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 16:09,
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Barbecued some sausages despite it being brass monkeys outside.Watched a cracking thriller last night as well - 'Cell 211', if anyone's interested.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 16:31,
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we had a chucky double billbeen introducing my house guest to some of the cheesier films in my collection
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 16:36,
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Chucky...cheese...I see what you did there.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 16:44,
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not the first thing that sprang to mindchucky cheese has not made it to these shores as yet
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 16:53,
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I smoked too much this morning and slept all afternoon, I'm the pub now (
mongychops, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 17:49,
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Just seen mongy posted Rita's tits. If all it takes for fit celebrities to get their bits out is an invite from a French magazine it should happen more often I reckon.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 23:05,
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I think it's more to do with the sexual deviant photographer, the blokes sick , but he gets them nude (
mongychops, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 23:08,
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