It's one hell of a thing to happen , I'm going to stand up in a genocide appeal and drink poison, little new on it tho or his crimes
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Everything is quite a lot. Have you thought this through?
Most of it is so far away you could never get there in your lifetime.
Some of it is contradictory, you could not have a raging flu and full health at the same time.
The main limits are going to be how fast you can move, how long you live, and how much time you want to have with each bit of `everything`
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Most of it is so far away you could never get there in your lifetime.
Some of it is contradictory, you could not have a raging flu and full health at the same time.
The main limits are going to be how fast you can move, how long you live, and how much time you want to have with each bit of `everything`
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might get this for my ps4
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( , Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:34, archived)
just get the 2017 one. it's much cheaper and it's only the names and shirt colours that get updated anyway
( , Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:38, archived)
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Where are we going for the Xmas B3ta b0nkerz b4sh?
I've cleared my diary and killed my family.
( , Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)
I've cleared my diary and killed my family.
( , Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)
stowp chorley
this gaaaime has gorn on loouong enoufgh... ah shit
( , Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:30, archived)
this gaaaime has gorn on loouong enoufgh... ah shit
( , Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:30, archived)
only if that cast member's show turns out to be a rating success
( , Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:44, archived)
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I can get to Chorley so that suits me fine
Anybody need a lift? Just throw in a fiver for petrol money
( , Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:24, archived)
Anybody need a lift? Just throw in a fiver for petrol money
( , Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:24, archived)
Only if you promise not to make a mess of the back seat like last time
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Will you be in on 28th November?
As there is no record of a TV Licence at your address, you should expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer. It may be on 28th November or on another day.
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:13, archived)
As there is no record of a TV Licence at your address, you should expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer. It may be on 28th November or on another day.
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:13, archived)
Happy 28th of November which is your enforcement day, which it November the 28th
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:15, archived)
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Remember, Remember the 28th of November
When Planearm pretends to be out.
"We know you're in there!" through his letterbox,
The telly-cops shout
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:19, archived)
When Planearm pretends to be out.
"We know you're in there!" through his letterbox,
The telly-cops shout
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:19, archived)
Aww this has just ruined my song of the year , oh two hats
youtu.be/7lhEdPbl73s
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:27, archived)
youtu.be/7lhEdPbl73s
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:27, archived)
Do you think he made that pervy video too? He posted on here for a bit the peodi
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:51, archived)
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Don't look down that rabbit hole, lots of gay nonces , videos of love songs that open with a various nonce getting arrested, wtf
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"Yourkshire" looks like some shit bent slogan dreamt up by some wankers working in a regional tourist office.
Probably Yorkshire's.
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:05, archived)
Probably Yorkshire's.
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:05, archived)
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram!
I was like 0mg!
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:24, archived)
I was like 0mg!
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:24, archived)
From all of us here at the Dermotology department. Merry Ezecmas.
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:43, archived)
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The Geologists wish you a Gneiss Christmas and hope you don't get too Schist.
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I don't know what's going on, man.
I'm just all jammed up inside. Lost my abilities. Been stripped of all my God-given talents. Including, the talents to be able to have sex with any woman I choose, or to throw a fucking ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants. Sometimes I just don't know which one hurts the most. I'm ashamed of myself.
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I'm just all jammed up inside. Lost my abilities. Been stripped of all my God-given talents. Including, the talents to be able to have sex with any woman I choose, or to throw a fucking ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants. Sometimes I just don't know which one hurts the most. I'm ashamed of myself.
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:39, archived)
Just bought myself a little Xmas pressie after today's disappointment, a little seiko , I've had others but the enamel dial and square case spoke to me
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:03, archived)
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The dog passport only has room for forename, middle, and surname
And I feel the message is lost if if I don't take all the given names in order here
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:20, archived)
And I feel the message is lost if if I don't take all the given names in order here
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:20, archived)
I think this might be the worst thread ever. Worse than a dozer thread.
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Don't rush to judgement
I could post something shitter later in the week
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I could post something shitter later in the week
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I'd call it 'Dog'
I don't believe in the anthropomorphising of animal
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I don't believe in the anthropomorphising of animal
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:29, archived)
I think the jews have heaven, don't they?
They just don't believe in hell...or summat
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:55, archived)
They just don't believe in hell...or summat
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:55, archived)
Bit offensive m8
Especially as we've found out all dogs are Jewish
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Especially as we've found out all dogs are Jewish
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:42, archived)
Not bad, fair bit of money being chucked around at this auction, only on h
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:10, archived)
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Lot 283
www.easyliveauction.com/catalogue/e3584d046cc331af813f20505858938f/0af8d24542e81eb9357e7ef448a6646f/the-watch-sale/bid-live/
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:11, archived)
www.easyliveauction.com/catalogue/e3584d046cc331af813f20505858938f/0af8d24542e81eb9357e7ef448a6646f/the-watch-sale/bid-live/
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Didn't accept my 2nd bid, fuck you fellow's you cheating cunts
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:53, archived)
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Yeah, oh well, either someone got a bargain or I saved money , there was something off about it
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:56, archived)
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Bored. And at an airport where I've just shelled out £5.60 on a Heineken.
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Planning a Greggs lunch raid
Apart from questioning my life choices over this move, I'm either thinking chistmas soup, grapes, and a gingerbread man or a christmas sandwich, crisps, an apple turnover, and a coke. Choices.
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:17, archived)
Apart from questioning my life choices over this move, I'm either thinking chistmas soup, grapes, and a gingerbread man or a christmas sandwich, crisps, an apple turnover, and a coke. Choices.
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:17, archived)
Looks like we have a new official morning threadmeister, who will henceforth be known as Grrrrmcbeef.
I'm feeling much better today, thanks. The essential oil pills I've been taking for the past couple of days have done wonders in getting rid of this chesty cough, so I can now walk more than about twenty metres without getting out of breath again. They also give me eucalyptus burps, but even that's not an entirely unpleasant experience.
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:30, archived)
I'm feeling much better today, thanks. The essential oil pills I've been taking for the past couple of days have done wonders in getting rid of this chesty cough, so I can now walk more than about twenty metres without getting out of breath again. They also give me eucalyptus burps, but even that's not an entirely unpleasant experience.
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It's all a bit of fun, really.
Are we still on for blayzing and Bareback Sk8r Bois at yours later?
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:54, archived)
Are we still on for blayzing and Bareback Sk8r Bois at yours later?
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:54, archived)
fine, m8
sorted out a few little problems this morning, now just having a spot of lunch before taking the houseguest to the hospital for her scan
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
sorted out a few little problems this morning, now just having a spot of lunch before taking the houseguest to the hospital for her scan
( , Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:49, archived)
age / sex / gender you associate yourself with / net worth / ping?
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:52, archived)
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:52, archived)
Old enough to know better/ up to you/ up to you/ 60" 60 quid jrc landing/ prefer taylor made
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:59, archived)
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Rhiannon Giddens was great last night, but I accidentally ordered two large wines by mistake while already half cut and didn't notice that I'd gone past my stop on the bus home.
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How appropriate, you drink like a man oh hang on that doesn't work
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I'd also got a pint.
It was in a concert hall so I knew I'd be unable to top up during the set.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:36, archived)
It was in a concert hall so I knew I'd be unable to top up during the set.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:36, archived)
"Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin."
Or so it was told. And lo, they did jump around.
What's stuck in your head and is driving you a bit mad?
It was Christmas tree day in college, so I've just erected a 15 footer in the chapel and a 10 footer for the warden and his husband. If you know what I mean.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:24, archived)
Or so it was told. And lo, they did jump around.
What's stuck in your head and is driving you a bit mad?
It was Christmas tree day in college, so I've just erected a 15 footer in the chapel and a 10 footer for the warden and his husband. If you know what I mean.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:24, archived)
"Hey there, Georgie girl" was in my head for most of the morning but it's gone now.
Of course, typing it out like that is probably going to make it come back.
Your lyrics remind me of Fatman Scoop's 'Be Faithful', so I might have to listen to that later as well.
I've not done owt at home re Christmas decorations. The cats would only shred them anyway.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
Of course, typing it out like that is probably going to make it come back.
Your lyrics remind me of Fatman Scoop's 'Be Faithful', so I might have to listen to that later as well.
I've not done owt at home re Christmas decorations. The cats would only shred them anyway.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
and yesterday was stir up Sunday
it's all getting very festive eh
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
it's all getting very festive eh
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:27, archived)
This track
From the game Fibbage. All the music actually from it is great, like this
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:42, archived)
From the game Fibbage. All the music actually from it is great, like this
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:42, archived)
The whole lot is great
The art direction on Jackbox games are all superb, but Fibbage 3 is next level with its music
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)
The art direction on Jackbox games are all superb, but Fibbage 3 is next level with its music
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)
do you know the way to san jose
little bit stoned, just spent the last of my cash on crickets.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:50, archived)
little bit stoned, just spent the last of my cash on crickets.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:50, archived)
don't be silly, spiders don't eat ash
and rickets is an illness, i'm pretty sure it's not edible.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
and rickets is an illness, i'm pretty sure it's not edible.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:16, archived)
Why would you pay to have spiders, most people have enough in their houses already
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:21, archived)
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is it like, moderAte or moderate, where the a sounds "uh"-ish?
so do you moderate or are you moderate? words, haha
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)
so do you moderate or are you moderate? words, haha
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:01, archived)
alright "Google"
Showing results for Pbvusd
No results found for Pbvqaiywd
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
Showing results for Pbvusd
No results found for Pbvqaiywd
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:09, archived)
Room on the Broom
Specifically the song version from the audio CD that we play in the car whenever we go anywhere to drown out the toddler's screams.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
Specifically the song version from the audio CD that we play in the car whenever we go anywhere to drown out the toddler's screams.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:19, archived)
a student here keeps whistling that smash mouth song so i've got that in my head
might kill them
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
might kill them
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:32, archived)
You could always take it as an invitation to smash them in the mouth.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)
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You are Shrek, in the film about you called Shrek
And you are about to meet a wisecracking donkey. Kill that.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)
And you are about to meet a wisecracking donkey. Kill that.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:41, archived)
Fun fact: All Star was originally featured in the film Mystery Men, and the music video featured the stars of that film.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:14, archived)
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Happy Lancashire Day to all our Lancashire based boarders!
I don't know the demonym, is it Lancurians?
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:35, archived)
I don't know the demonym, is it Lancurians?
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:35, archived)
of course
anyone who's willing to travel is always welcome in my home
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:47, archived)
anyone who's willing to travel is always welcome in my home
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:47, archived)
It's a relaxing hobby, as with keeping any fish the bigger the water volume the less hassle
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:15, archived)
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well if he buys it, the whole place will be a dick house!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:08, archived)
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Anything north of Hertfordshire is just marked as "here be dragons" on my map.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:42, archived)
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They are all too busy arguing over which of their cakes is better
The answer is none of them, they are all wank
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:44, archived)
The answer is none of them, they are all wank
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:44, archived)
Lancastrians according to teh interw3bz
I should know this being from the area tbf
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:07, archived)
I should know this being from the area tbf
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:07, archived)
Morning.
Fighting fit and raring to go, or a sleep-deprived zombie wrenched back from the bring of the grave by the powers of caffeine?
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:04, archived)
Fighting fit and raring to go, or a sleep-deprived zombie wrenched back from the bring of the grave by the powers of caffeine?
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:04, archived)
Morning indeed , I got to my front door last night and remembered I needed butter, so today I've got to go out butter hunting
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:31, archived)
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Sounds like an underground sexual slang term.
Are there no late-night butter dealers in your neck of the woods?
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:33, archived)
Are there no late-night butter dealers in your neck of the woods?
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:33, archived)
I couldn't be bothered going out again , it's ok I'll stock up later
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 8:40, archived)
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Went to bed early, couldn't sleep, feel like crap.
Shitty end to a pleasant weekend.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)
Shitty end to a pleasant weekend.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:04, archived)
There seems to be a theme emerging here.
The joys of being a wage slave, eh?
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
The joys of being a wage slave, eh?
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
Morning mate.
Nice weekend, nice morning. Only problem is it seems we might have mice.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:14, archived)
Nice weekend, nice morning. Only problem is it seems we might have mice.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:14, archived)
I fully sympathise
If you want to go down the humane route, then obviously snap traps are the way to go. If you don't care, get something like this:
www.amazon.co.uk/ecotrampa-trampa-Adhesive-Capture-Rat-Mice/dp/B01FUGTGDK/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511774249&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=adhesvie+mouse+traps
As I say, not vry humane, but VERY effective.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
If you want to go down the humane route, then obviously snap traps are the way to go. If you don't care, get something like this:
www.amazon.co.uk/ecotrampa-trampa-Adhesive-Capture-Rat-Mice/dp/B01FUGTGDK/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511774249&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=adhesvie+mouse+traps
As I say, not vry humane, but VERY effective.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:18, archived)
I tried humane traps when we had mice.
The lesson I learnt was that field mice are uninterested in peanut butter, but will happily gorge themselves on deadly blue poison.
Also, if you forget where you left the traps, you might find yourself having to scrape a dessicated mouse corpse off the shelf when you go to read the electric meter.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
The lesson I learnt was that field mice are uninterested in peanut butter, but will happily gorge themselves on deadly blue poison.
Also, if you forget where you left the traps, you might find yourself having to scrape a dessicated mouse corpse off the shelf when you go to read the electric meter.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
Snap traps always.
We had humane traps as a kid so you could catch and release. 9 times out of 10 they just died in the panic of being trapped in a plastic box.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
We had humane traps as a kid so you could catch and release. 9 times out of 10 they just died in the panic of being trapped in a plastic box.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
In our last place, we had one mouse a week, for more than a year of living there
The ones we saw, anyway. It was terrible. Couple of times the snap trap slammed right into their heads, splatters brains up the wall. Fucking grim.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)
The ones we saw, anyway. It was terrible. Couple of times the snap trap slammed right into their heads, splatters brains up the wall. Fucking grim.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)
Mice morning, then?
Get a cat - it's what the whisky distilleries do.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
Get a cat - it's what the whisky distilleries do.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
Mine have never brought any in.
Depends where you live, I suppose. My ex's cat used to bring in mice and birds from the back garden in a half-mangled state.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
Depends where you live, I suppose. My ex's cat used to bring in mice and birds from the back garden in a half-mangled state.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:23, archived)
Sounds like they're up in the loft. Might send one of the dogs up.
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Our last place, I found an ancient rat skeleton still with its jaws clamped around a wire
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:39, archived)
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I wouldn't say insulting
Less than 5% under, and the house is empty, so they want rid of it. Our buyers are first-timers, so we don't have a chain. I'm quietly optimistic.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
Less than 5% under, and the house is empty, so they want rid of it. Our buyers are first-timers, so we don't have a chain. I'm quietly optimistic.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:19, archived)
That being said
If they reject the offer, I'm pretty sure Mrs Hats would just want to offer the full asking. It's a really nice place.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
If they reject the offer, I'm pretty sure Mrs Hats would just want to offer the full asking. It's a really nice place.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:20, archived)
Good for you.
The thought of moving house over Christmas has just raised my blood pressure slightly.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)
The thought of moving house over Christmas has just raised my blood pressure slightly.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:25, archived)
doesn't bother me
Unless it's literally christmas day, of course. That might be tricky.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:27, archived)
Unless it's literally christmas day, of course. That might be tricky.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:27, archived)
I just pleased we decided against viewing that coaching inn, a couple of months back.
It's been sold, now, and we've changed our minds about moving to be in a better school catchment area, so I don't have to worry about it.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:29, archived)
It's been sold, now, and we've changed our minds about moving to be in a better school catchment area, so I don't have to worry about it.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:29, archived)
No.
Briefly considered it due to our middle school being shit, but our eldest has applied for secondary school and our daughter (who was the real worry) seems happy enough, so we hired a tutor for her to fill in the gaps (the school bunged her in the numpty class for maths & english, on account of her dyslexia).
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:37, archived)
Briefly considered it due to our middle school being shit, but our eldest has applied for secondary school and our daughter (who was the real worry) seems happy enough, so we hired a tutor for her to fill in the gaps (the school bunged her in the numpty class for maths & english, on account of her dyslexia).
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:37, archived)
Two things I swore I'd never do :
1. Buy a house based on school catchment areas
2. Hire a private tutor.
The second is rank hypocrisy, given that my wife sometimes works as one.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:46, archived)
1. Buy a house based on school catchment areas
2. Hire a private tutor.
The second is rank hypocrisy, given that my wife sometimes works as one.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:46, archived)
some schools are fucking shit like that
dyslexia? Oh, just stick them in the bottom sets...
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:41, archived)
dyslexia? Oh, just stick them in the bottom sets...
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:41, archived)
Awful nights sleep
Bonkers dreams about setting up a supply chain to the Smurf village.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:52, archived)
Bonkers dreams about setting up a supply chain to the Smurf village.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:52, archived)
I dreamt they'd filmed an entirely unnecessary and nonsensical epilogue to 'Breaking Bad',
featuring several characters who were mysteriously not dead despite having been killed in the series.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:02, archived)
featuring several characters who were mysteriously not dead despite having been killed in the series.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:02, archived)
Hope we get a day off work when Prince Harry gets married.
If not, maybe we can have a national holiday when Mcbeef moves house.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:12, archived)
If not, maybe we can have a national holiday when Mcbeef moves house.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:12, archived)
It's 2017.
It's about time at least one member of the royal family came out of the closet.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:24, archived)
It's about time at least one member of the royal family came out of the closet.
( , Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:24, archived)
It's a really good job they revised the first draft of the Ghostbusters script, I reckon.
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I make my own bread.
Put that in your yoghurt machine and hickory-smoke it.
( , Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:32, archived)
Put that in your yoghurt machine and hickory-smoke it.
( , Sun 26 Nov 2017, 18:32, archived)
OK, I had to look up who Method Man was and I still don't get this,
but I'm cool with that.
( , Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:33, archived)
but I'm cool with that.
( , Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:33, archived)
Gene never… He never came inside that woman.
After a few pumps, he withdrew his penis and started smashing it between the ring and the lid of the toilet for penance.
( , Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:44, archived)
After a few pumps, he withdrew his penis and started smashing it between the ring and the lid of the toilet for penance.
( , Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:44, archived)
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