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GNAAAAAAAAAH! Hello and I wish you ALL a
very merry CRISPMAS from the bottom of my PAWS! It is an amazing time of YEAR so just remember that the most amazing gifts come WITH PEACE AND GOOD WILL and PAWS GNAAAH! o<¦:o3
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:19, archived)
alright Mr Meow-Meow Presentpaws
they said you'd been run over
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:46, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:03, archived)
Ugh, I'm allergic to cats.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:23, archived)
Die hard is on too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:40, archived)

hard is on too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 22:55, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 6:01, archived)
W/Y/H!!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:00, archived)
What are people eating this evening?
You cannot say Hitler.

Or Cock.

I want some recommendations for wireless headphones. Big cans.
(SgtNobbleSocks, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:38, archived)
I recommend you fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:49, archived)
I can't really add anything to this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:59, archived)
I bought them kans.
Need a better amp though. Gonna get a quad I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 19:08, archived)
I honestly have no idea what you are on about, I missed the headphone thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 19:13, archived)
They're not headphones, linn kans - linn's modified version of the bbc ls35/a speaker.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:17, archived)
Alright fucksocks

(Tha D O Z, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:51, archived)
Everyone's using spare accounts now and I don't know what to believe

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 19:17, archived)
Chicken pie

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:20, archived)
Baked potatoes with cheese and beans.
Wireless cans are shit. Cables don't have problems associated with battery life and are less susceptible to interference.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:24, archived)
^
The last pair of proper wireless cans I owned had a constant background hiss.

Right now I've got a decent pair of Bluetooth cans and the battery life is fine, so your mileage may vary.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:30, archived)
I'm really happy with my bluetooth Soundmagic earbuds.
Not having to thread the cable under the shirt or having it snag when i try and pull my phone out to change track is great.

Wouldn't want them in my ears all day though mind.

I wouldn't wear big headphones outside my own house as you look like a mental. I have a pair of koss porta pro's for when I'm at work. They were an excellent purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:37, archived)
No, I don't wear mine outside either.
I'm going to make an exception next week because I've got a six-hour train journey on the cards and I want some decent sound quality.

I've also got a set of Bluetooth osteophonic cans for the office so I can still hear the phone ringing but blot out my boss harping on about her dysfunctional kids for the umpteenth time.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:46, archived)
Six hours of train cans

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:17, archived)
I want to see this porno

(SgtNobbleSocks, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:19, archived)
I'm having a beer and it's not helping,
it normally helps. Why isn't it working?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:30, archived)
Two options, as far as I see it.
Either you're overthinking things or it's the wrong sort of beer.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:33, archived)
The pub's quiet and I taped 10,000 BC the other day. Might get a bottle of red, some cheese and biscuits and some weed on the go.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:37, archived)
Is that that Raquel Welch one?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:43, archived)
Yer, STV2 have a vintage afternoon film slot, taped the entertainer as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:48, archived)
Ah, that'll do very nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:52, archived)
Also tempted to watch Buzzard as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
damn it all, i might have to just die.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:39, archived)
Just realised I forgot to ask a follow-up question:
What's it supposed to be helping with?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:45, archived)
a fucking horrific hangover

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:52, archived)
Ah.
Get yerself a sausage and chips, man.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
i've got steak and eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
That's the spirit.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:55, archived)
When I was walking back from dropping the rental van back this morning I found a proper industrial estate greasy spoon. Couldn't resist.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:58, archived)
I miss those.
I've just looked up the St. Giles Café in Oxford, which was my go-to greasy spoon of a Saturday morning, and it looks like they've gentrified the fuck out of the place. Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:09, archived)
its absolute dog shit now

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:09, archived)
They don't even serve chips any more.
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:10, archived)
i think they took the fryer out because it caught on fire and nearly burned the whole place down

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:14, archived)
OK, I get the principle that most of central Oxford is ancient and cramped and in no way "up to code",
but the idea of a greasy spoon turning into a granola and "roasted provençal vegetables with crisp polenta and salsa verde" monstrosity because chips were deemed too dangerous makes me lose a little bit of my faith in humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:25, archived)
If they're not pushing the bacon and eggs around on the hotplate with what seems appears to be an actual paint scraper I don't want to know.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:28, archived)
only proper greasy spoon in oxford centre now is in the covered market

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:29, archived)
Surely the endearingly depressing Excelsior on Cowley Road is still there?
Edit: ah you did say centre, fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 19:43, archived)
Modern fryers really shouldn't do that.
I was gutted when I visited my parents'to find the local diner was some fancy place now. Had fond memories of skiving PE in the upstairs smoke room.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:27, archived)
market forces mate.
we played with a band last night and they were all vegans that didnt drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:30, archived)
How Fugazi have fallen.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:53, archived)
I ha been at a Christmas party for children
In a pub. It was fucking diabolical.
(SgtNobbleSocks, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:41, archived)
"Children" and "in a pub" should never appear in the same sentence to begin with.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:44, archived)
Don't worry, I can fix it!
ren
In a pub. It was
diabolical.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:48, archived)
"I'm sick and tired of your children, I am going to the pub"

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:49, archived)
+ fucking

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:50, archived)
OK, I'll make an exception.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:54, archived)
yeah but then she insists that they're my children too and I have to take them with me 'cause she's sick of them too

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 21:49, archived)
children should not be allowed in a pub

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:53, archived)
Well I disagree, I've been in pubs since before you were born

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:29, archived)
I've got 99 problems but you ain't one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 18:25, archived)
G'morning scum.

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 8:56, archived)
You need people like me so you can use your fuckin' fingers and type “morning”

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 9:44, archived)
I only use my fuckin' fingers for fingerfuckin'.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:24, archived)
it's sunday, do you really have to talk about work?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:40, archived)
I'm not feeling very well.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:30, archived)
If you ring as soon as possible after 8am tomorrow there's a very slim chance you might be able to get an appointment to tell me all about it.
Not that I'll care
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:22, archived)
Do you not use online appointment booking?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:32, archived)
Yes, we have pre-bookable online appointments available as soon as Spring 2018!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:33, archived)
I book one a week just incase

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:05, archived)
GPs hate him!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:49, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 10:54, archived)
oh don't start that again

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:28, archived)
going out to get lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 11:18, archived)
vietnamese/chinese/asian fried noodles with vegs it is then

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:47, archived)
<s> e <s/> a
They open up sideways you know
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:29, archived)
What ho.
Just come back from the Engurlish carol service at the Engurlish church.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:00, archived)
A wholesome event, no gays or blacks allowed

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:08, archived)
Oh, you're wrong there, m8: the black community was heavily represented.
I didn't see the delegation from the gay community so they may have been going undercover.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:09, archived)
I thought you can't just see that someone is "different"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:48, archived)
twtj.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:14, archived)
train wreck or totally jammin ?
one of them is a type of weed and the other?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 14:02, archived)
teroes in a half shell

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 14:07, archived)
You can totally tell when someone is gay, they have those funny lips and their eyes are empty because they have no souls.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:36, archived)
"Oh little town of Bermondsey", that sort of thing?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:38, archived)
More like 'jazz' versions of the classics in order to make the Christian message appeal to da yoof.
We did get to sing five or six proper traditional carols, though, so I'm not feeling short-changed for all that. They'd laid on mince pies and mulled wine afterwards but I steered clear of that, as I didn't particularly fancy the barrage of self-righteous "Haven't seen you here before" and "We do a service every Sunday, you know" from the churchy crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:44, archived)
First thing we went to church, they tried to recruit my boy to the choir. He ran away.
Don't think I've ever stayed for the after service refreshments, likely for the same reasons you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:29, archived)
They say "All are welcome."
They mean "All are welcome as long as you promise to turn up every week without fail and help organise the Easter tombola and send your kids to Bible camp over the summer holiday and donate half a cupboard's worth of tinned goods for the harvest festival and put at least a tenner in the collection plate every week just to prove that you're serious about not wanting to go to Hell."
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:44, archived)
Right, because today's teens just can get enough jazz, lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 14:19, archived)
It's all pretty tragic.
Then again, I'd rather listen to jazz than whatever today's teens are listening to.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 14:41, archived)
Christian midi keyboard jazz though.
Not exactly going to be Charles Mingus is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:36, archived)
This should win

(SgtNobbleSocks, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:33, archived)
I'm the daddy now.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:39, archived)
alright Daddy Cool

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:49, archived)
Congratulations. I didn't know you were expecting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 16:37, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:13, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:32, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:55, archived)
alright.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:12, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:17, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:18, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:26, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:46, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:54, archived)
alright

(SgtNobbleSocks, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:34, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 3:23, archived)
alright!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 13:56, archived)
So what's your favourite ABBA song? I just can't decide and it's stopping me being ready for xmas

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 18:52, archived)
Waterloo, waterloovely song that is

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:10, archived)
Last time
I was at Waterloo station, I felt compelled to post a Facebook check in thing with "Couldn't escape if I wanted to". While waiting for the GPS to figure out where I was, I missed my sodding train.

So Arrival.
(SteppenHerring Yes, I am quite fond of cheese, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:28, archived)
The Name Of the Game.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:11, archived)
Large Chiquitita and Chips

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:15, archived)
Donald Where's Your Troosers?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:16, archived)
Gimme Gimme Gimme (a right cuntstuffing)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:24, archived)
That song is filth, I want saink the old folks can enjoy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:26, archived)
Money Money Money (and bitches) ?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:29, archived)
it's
why the fuck doesn't first class have wi-fi?

actually, it's 'gimme, gimme' cos it gets better the louder you play it
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:28, archived)
None of them

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 19:37, archived)
How on earth can you not have a favourite Xmas ready abba song???? Are you a Satan or saink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:31, archived)
So I got new Wi-fi.
If I change the name and password to the same as the old one will my devices with it saved just connect to the new one or is there more going on than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:10, archived)
No, matching SSID and password is all you need.
Or you could change your WiFi's name to something wakki.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 20:16, archived)
The fuck is an SSID?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:10, archived)
A snake with a speech impediment.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 23:17, archived)
Anyway, I changed the Wi-Fi name and password to the same as the old one and all my devices connected.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:11, archived)
That's all that really matters.
I have two routers in my house, both using the same SSID (name) and password, so people can keep their connection when moving to the back of the house.
thatsinterestingmonstermunch
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:26, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking nerd

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:28, archived)
you're such a popular page tart

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:31, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking dribble

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:38, archived)
that one with the bit that goes 'ooooo'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:00, archived)
Dancing Queen.

(Tha D O Z, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:17, archived)
Nah, bad knee

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 22:17, archived)
the one where one of them died and the others suffered long term agony as their physical and mental health declined

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 21:41, archived)
I Hate You So Fuckin Much I Ain't Had a Shit Since Sunday (The Cilla Black version)

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 0:42, archived)
Knowing Me Knowing you has a decent bassline.
There.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 9:20, archived)
Shart on a donkey, it's 15.10!
How's your friday going, fellow beetans.

Weekend glans?
I may go and see the new star war.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:11, archived)
apparently I'm buying a fucking tree and dragging it a mile across the city and lugging it up five flights of stairs
and mounting it in some cumbersome fucking holder so that the toddler can pull every single last needle off it over the course of the next few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:14, archived)
that's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:16, archived)
grrrinch

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:29, archived)
That bird's only gone and welched on me at the last minute,
because of "an emergency". First time so she's covered by the benefit of the doubt, but if I find out that she's taking the piss, she and I are going to have a conversation that she's not going to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:15, archived)
Sushi with a stranger for you, then
How do you meet these willing victims? Tinder?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:17, archived)
On this occasion, one of its competitors, which will remain nameless.
I've had a look on my social website to see if there's owt else interesting on tonight but it's looking a bit tragic, especially so for a Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:21, archived)
it's for your own benefit
You don't want to wake up tomorrow morning with period blood under your fingernails.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:17, archived)
Wouldn't have been the first time tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:21, archived)
I'm gonna be getting my festives on proper style ugitme?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:25, archived)
Went to a deli in town, bough a gift for each of my co-workers, that is the good deed done for this year
Star Wars at some point, and finish off the shopping for that festive holiday that is coming up shortly. The mrs has watched an episode of Taskmaster on Dave, so will probably have to watch some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:36, archived)
I think my aunty has sent me and ladypig a card meant for a gay couple.
It says "to you and your partner, have a lovely christmas" and it's two male looking bears and it's a bit sort of sparkly and camp.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:30, archived)
sounds fabulous
Are they not polar bears?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 16:46, archived)
is ladypig a bit manly?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:19, archived)
Lol. She's hedging her bets.
Then again, I once had a mildly senile aunt give me a stocking filled with dog chocolates for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:56, archived)
1 lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-42324356
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:11, archived)
I got 1

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:12, archived)
*1 fives*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:13, archived)
9/7 "Figgi puddi"

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:14, archived)
2 LOL

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:15, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:17, archived)
2 lol
Considerably more well-informed than yaow.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:18, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:21, archived)
2 lol

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8138175
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:32, archived)
720 no scope

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:45, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:54, archived)
I haven't got time for this shit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:54, archived)
high off your own supply again?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:55, archived)
If you can't beat 'em, jenkem.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 13:57, archived)
Jenkem? I barely knew 'em!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:04, archived)
I got five on it.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:09, archived)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:13, archived)
4/7
I feel empowered.

Like what those Spicegirls did for Wimmin.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:15, archived)
What, turn them into vapid, manufactured sex objects?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:33, archived)
3 lol

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:27, archived)
Are you playing battle royale? I'm clueless what to do

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:34, archived)
is that the 'fortnite' thing? i haven't tried it
didn't even know it was free until a couple of days ago. as far as i know, you just have to scrabble around for supplies and survive as long as you can. you can build shit but i dunno how
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:57, archived)
Yeah it's free, odd game

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 15:00, archived)
I refuse to take part in this anarcho-fascist regime

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:28, archived)
5/7
Have some of that.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:39, archived)
3/7 "youthquake"

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:57, archived)
"juicer time" 2/7

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 14:59, archived)
Fuck off mate

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:00, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:00, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:01, archived)
Fucken pricks

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:05, archived)
Come and have a go if you think you're tumescent enough.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:24, archived)
Alright fucksocks

(Tha D O Z, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:26, archived)
so fucken rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:29, archived)
I asked Siri "surely it won't rain today?", and she replied "It won't, and don't call me Shirley".
Must have set it to airplane mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:56, archived)
I asked Siri "why did grrrrmachine come back?", and she replied "because he's a fucking stupid fucking cunt"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:58, archived)
it takes jokes a few extra years to reach poland
cut him some slack
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:16, archived)
Might get the new iPhone 5 for xmas

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:23, archived)
you lucky duck

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 12:29, archived)
okey doke

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:59, archived)
Chrstmas safety warning.
Stay safe this Xmas, If you find yourself cornered by a mugger just say loudly "Hey Siri, Call the police" ONLY DO THIS IN AN EMERGENCY or you run the risk of pissing Sting right off! It's his Xmas too
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:32, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:33, archived)
Hey...
I generally live on the main board and couldn't think of a picture to justify the shit joke.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:36, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:39, archived)
I don't think you board lot seemed to have really grasped the concept of jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:42, archived)
no....
The main board is a lot more near the knuckle to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:43, archived)
It's shit and you should feel bad that you're associated with it.
Even Rob doesn't want anything to do with you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:45, archived)
I just had a look
every fucking image is TOAP. That shit would be bullied into oblivion back when this site had an active user base.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:48, archived)
Sure they have, a joke is when you find a picture of some star wars and photoshop in that man with the funny face.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:44, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:34, archived)
You'd better fucken delete this, you fucken helmet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:36, archived)
nice 1 tim1701

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:38, archived)
I don't have an iPhone, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:40, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:42, archived)
Hey, I already said that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:45, archived)
You should call him a fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:48, archived)
I've got you on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:49, archived)
oh, well that explains it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:55, archived)
That wouldn't even feature in a Poundland cracker.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:43, archived)
Apple users are used to being mugged though
So they would fucking love it. Unlike that shit joke.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:46, archived)
Bit edgy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:47, archived)
shit off, wanker

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:47, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:49, archived)
you maniac

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:57, archived)
I still miss TimChuma

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:51, archived)
he committed suicide

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:52, archived)
Morning, "peeps".

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:02, archived)
twice in one day, well coincimental

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:09, archived)
Menkle innit.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:10, archived)
when people type "menkle"
I can hear that awful salivary slapping sound of people with too much spit in their mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:23, archived)
ugh god no

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:28, archived)
What, the Welsh?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:28, archived)
What, Jamie Fucking Oliver?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:39, archived)
Hello poops

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:10, archived)
*plop*

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:10, archived)
I was going to buy some sneakers but they've sold out.
This is probably a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:18, archived)
yeah, those sneakers need to go back to their roots

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:24, archived)
Agree.
These reissues are just like a cover band riding the coatails of the original
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:28, archived)
I thought your people called them 'trainers'

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:23, archived)
lol peeps, like people said back in the day when social media wasn't a pervasive force in modern culture.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:23, archived)
*nostalgia boner*

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:23, archived)
morning. or evening, I'm not sure what mornings are any more

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:25, archived)
It's always been a bit of a woolly concept.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:28, archived)
like seven deceitful sheep?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:32, archived)
Um...precisely.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:34, archived)
con-sept m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:57, archived)
con-voluted, more like

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:04, archived)
contrived

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:24, archived)
hahaha jokes are always funnier when you explain them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:12, archived)
willy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:39, archived)
I'm the one who made the bet

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 8:52, archived)
I just had a poo that made my bottom bleed,
And tomorrow we play a gig in a hipster coffee bar after hours. With Christmas coming up and hannukah going so well, I think this might be the best December ever. Oh, and Les Dennis followed me on twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:03, archived)
The Les Dennis?! You're living the dream

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:10, archived)
Is he a racist or a paedo or anything?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
he only molests black kids

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:17, archived)
Well, everyone has a fetish I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:24, archived)
Just another unhappy celebrity

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:33, archived)
I think your band could make a bit more effort to have a name that fits in with the party spirit like the other two bands

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
The headline band are pretty awful apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:23, archived)
I've been asked to play bass on a tour with a band called Shotgun Six.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:30, archived)
Sounds very Tarantino.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:38, archived)
I've just had a listen to their album.
I thought they were good when I heard them love but it doesn't seem to have translated very well to CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:06, archived)
what happened to Charlie?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:53, archived)
Dunno.
The singer/guitarist is called Chris Monger.
Lol. Mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
tell them you want separate transport and your own personal rider

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:00, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:04, archived)
basically coasting downhill towards the xmas break up now
#ready #sozrich
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:09, archived)
Alright Raggers
All Christmas jumpers are wank.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:27, archived)
Surely that's their raison d'être?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:29, archived)
I'm not sure jumpers live to wank m8

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:51, archived)
We've invented self-driving cars.
How long before we create self-wanking jumpers? Is there no stopping the devastating path of science?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:10, archived)
I got ready for christmas yesterday
I started getting ready at about mid-day, and felt thoroughly ready by the time I went to bed. Today I feel like I had perhaps readied myself a little too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:38, archived)
My farts smell really bad
Well actually, they smell exactly like the dinner I had yesterday. That's not normal, is it? I need a doctor to confirm this really.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:42, archived)
You need to stop eating shit

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:43, archived)
It was actually quite good
Considering they were catering for 62 people, I was quite impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:47, archived)
You have to guff on your doctor to find out

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:47, archived)
Can I do that on BUPA?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:47, archived)
btw
imgur.com/BnN5uFY
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:51, archived)
haha
Believe it or not, Toad isn't at home....
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:53, archived)
here's the whole thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U593bYo0IGw
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
That's superb

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:05, archived)
Pregamed it a little hard, did you?
Schoolboy error.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:48, archived)
I think I came home at the right time, I'll say that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:49, archived)
That's always important.
I went to see that Star Wars motion picture last night and was tempted to pick up a couple of beers on the way home, but resisted the temptation and went to bed instead.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:57, archived)
would you recommend the film to someone who doesn't care whether Han shot first or not?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 11:00, archived)
Morning
Just had orders from Mr Pusey & Miss Dicks, today is off to a good start.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:56, archived)
I bet she does! Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 9:59, archived)
I used to sing Mass at Pusey House in Oxford of a Sunday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:06, archived)
You fucking choir nerd wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:07, archived)
Damn skippy.
One week the organ scholar and I started on the complimentary sherry after the service and drank more or less continuously thereafter until two in the morning, with a 45-minute break so he could go and play for Evensong while three sheets to the wind. Bloody students, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:14, archived)
You're a fucking organ scholar mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:17, archived)
He'
I've studied a few organs in my time alright.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 10:27, archived)
morning

(Tha D O Z, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 6:45, archived)
morning.
darkness recedes
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 6:46, archived)
It's only my last day before I break up for Christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 6:54, archived)

Woo yay houpla!
(Tha D O Z, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 7:09, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 7:19, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Dec 2017, 7:50, archived)
and what was in those ships all three?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 7:58, archived)
HIYA!!!
Alright forum chums!
(SgtNobbleSocks, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 19:06, archived)
alright frank

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 19:11, archived)

Alright 2can
(SgtNobbleSocks, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 20:37, archived)
Alright fucksocks

(Tha D O Z, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 19:23, archived)
'Nobbie' is the name of my dealer and for the record,
he sells records ... oh wait, your name is Nobble. like nibble on a nob, my bad
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 19:51, archived)
alright shambles

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 22:30, archived)
Anyone getting up early tomorrow to defrost the car?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:28, archived)
I can piss on your windscreen if you like, might help.
Anyone know how to get cat pee out of a leather jacket? Asking for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:29, archived)
spunk on it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:30, archived)
the cat, not the jacket...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:34, archived)
You'll need to eat lots of salt before you do the piss, otherwise it will just freeze.
Drinking a bottle of antifreeze might also help.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:36, archived)
I'll have a family bag of ready salted before I go to bed.
Drinking antifreeze is just cheating and unsportsmanlike.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:41, archived)
I walk to work

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:29, archived)
go hug a tree

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:31, archived)
I can piss on your face if you like, might help.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:31, archived)
+Because you're merk,

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 16:03, archived)
Nah M9, I get the tram

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:35, archived)
tram it hard

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:42, archived)
Wasn't planning to, can you do mine for me?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:35, archived)
I'll do it for a fiver
and for an extra a tenner I'll slip the missus one
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:42, archived)
Only if I can then claim it's your baby and I don't have to pay for it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:51, archived)
Nah
I microwave it for 4 minutes on high
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 14:56, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:18, archived)
Why would I need to do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:05, archived)
so you don't die

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:19, archived)
Heated windows so no need

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:15, archived)
luxury

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:19, archived)
I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:44, archived)
I've got all heaty bits on mine so I don't have to

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:51, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:55, archived)
i haven't got a car

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:52, archived)
defrost some meat

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:55, archived)
Do I need to do the same if I own roller skates?

(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:56, archived)
don't wear roller skates on a shagpile carpet

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:59, archived)
way ahead of you
i've got chicken defrosting as we speak for tonight's chicken curry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:57, archived)

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