Last Jedi
Sack of purest Bantha poodoo, worse than Phantom Menace.
I rest my case.
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Sack of purest Bantha poodoo, worse than Phantom Menace.
I rest my case.
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Who fucking asked you?
Jesus. These cunts make me fucking sick to my fucking stomach.
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Jesus. These cunts make me fucking sick to my fucking stomach.
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What did Mark Kermode think, I only watch stuff he tells me is good and then I regurgitate most of his review verbatim to the people I work with
They don't know.
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They don't know.
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Valium, morphine, marijuana and an elevated level of codeine
I suppose there are worse ways to go
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I suppose there are worse ways to go
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There's some upset because a few empty shops in town that have put anti-homeless boards in the closed shop fronts.
Apparently it's heartless at this difficult cold time. If they were on fire they'd be warmer?
What could we set on fire to improve your life? What are you upset about?
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Apparently it's heartless at this difficult cold time. If they were on fire they'd be warmer?
What could we set on fire to improve your life? What are you upset about?
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I'm upset because being righteous is so draining
I dunno how Corbyn followers do it.
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I dunno how Corbyn followers do it.
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I think you've muddled up being righteous and being a prick
an easy mistake to make, but there are subtle differences
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an easy mistake to make, but there are subtle differences
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Look, most homeless are lost causes.
Better we lose a few with potential to save us the hassle of the scum. The sooner you see that the better.
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Better we lose a few with potential to save us the hassle of the scum. The sooner you see that the better.
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I have to have my photograph taken at work today
I don't want to have my photograph taken at work today
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I don't want to have my photograph taken at work today
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If she wanted to shout Allahu Akbar too, probably best to do it beforehand
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I have met the photographer before so who knows what he might be able to talk me into
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We were told to put photo avatars onto our internal IM system
So I made one in Paint. I have never been questioned about this.
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So I made one in Paint. I have never been questioned about this.
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They snapped mine the second I got in the building for my new job.
A mixture of hat hair and disorientation makes me look like a pissed tramp.
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A mixture of hat hair and disorientation makes me look like a pissed tramp.
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I'm hoping someone asks if we're ready for xmas, I need to update my spreadsheet
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She's been off work since about the 10th week due to vomiting.
Are you going to have any more?
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Are you going to have any more?
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No chance. One's fun but we're barely coping as it is.
Doubling all that would bring death on us all.
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Doubling all that would bring death on us all.
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I'll take this morning out in the car park and give it a damn good thrashing.
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Feels more like an extension of last night, really.
I seem to be missing a crucial "night's sleep" stage today.
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I seem to be missing a crucial "night's sleep" stage today.
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same here
I've been completely drained for over two weeks now. Existence no longer has any meaning.
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I've been completely drained for over two weeks now. Existence no longer has any meaning.
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The mood is right, the spirit's up
We're here this morning and that's enough
Simply having a wonderful christmastime
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We're here this morning and that's enough
Simply having a wonderful christmastime
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Morning Grr
Isn't great to see people being wankers about the Big Issue.
Punching down is not witty or clever, especially half the way you pricks do it.
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Isn't great to see people being wankers about the Big Issue.
Punching down is not witty or clever, especially half the way you pricks do it.
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Give it a go
I collect teeth in my hobo sack from pricks like you
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I collect teeth in my hobo sack from pricks like you
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You're right, people have been making fun of the disadvantaged for too long here.
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I have to threaten my son to stop singing that, he was on a 28 kill streak on cod and all I could hear was man's not hot as he ran around gunning, lols really
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The apprentice loves that song,
And he's been teaching me the backpack kid dance.
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And he's been teaching me the backpack kid dance.
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Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale.
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fire stations would traditionally have a dalmatian
they were carriage dogs, trained to run alongside the horse-drawn fire carts
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they were carriage dogs, trained to run alongside the horse-drawn fire carts
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Come on now... Let's get some momentum going!
How is your workplace trying to squeeze out some festive cheer, this last working week?
Are they Christmas ready?
I watched a show on All4 last night about artificially intelligent sex dolls.
She had a Scottish accent. It was very weird.
What's the last weird thing you watched?
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How is your workplace trying to squeeze out some festive cheer, this last working week?
Are they Christmas ready?
I watched a show on All4 last night about artificially intelligent sex dolls.
She had a Scottish accent. It was very weird.
What's the last weird thing you watched?
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I can't go to my kid's christmas performance tonight because my manager booked meetings for the team all afternoon
because HE'S not free later because he's fucking off skiing in Austria tomorrow.
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because HE'S not free later because he's fucking off skiing in Austria tomorrow.
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My music teacher once tried to wheedle sympathy out of the class
by going on about how cold he was without his jacket, which he'd lost during a weekend skiing jag to Austria.
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by going on about how cold he was without his jacket, which he'd lost during a weekend skiing jag to Austria.
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they're barely 2, I doubt it's anything too complex
she can barely managed the Hokey Cokey
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she can barely managed the Hokey Cokey
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Is this a thinly disguised way of asking whether we're ready for Christmas?
I saw the trailer for that progamme about the sex dolls. You'd think that, with all the special effects puppetry they can do these days, they'd be able to make a fully human-looking face.
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I saw the trailer for that progamme about the sex dolls. You'd think that, with all the special effects puppetry they can do these days, they'd be able to make a fully human-looking face.
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I read a reddit thread about sex dolls
and one enthusiast was saying that it doesn't really matter how lifelike they look or feel; they're still a cold hunk of rubber and you have to warm them up first, and that's the part that ultimately leaves you unsatisfied cos they're no fun to spoon.
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and one enthusiast was saying that it doesn't really matter how lifelike they look or feel; they're still a cold hunk of rubber and you have to warm them up first, and that's the part that ultimately leaves you unsatisfied cos they're no fun to spoon.
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Yes, reproducing orifices is easy but reproducing the feel of a living human body is infinitely harder.
I saw a TV documentary about sex dolls a while ago that talked about male sex dolls for women, which you were supposed to warm up in the bath but that apparently weighed so much that the average woman would be unable to lift one by herself.
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I saw a TV documentary about sex dolls a while ago that talked about male sex dolls for women, which you were supposed to warm up in the bath but that apparently weighed so much that the average woman would be unable to lift one by herself.
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skiers can buy those little heat sticks that you snap like glowsticks
that you bung in your gloves to keep your appendages warm. Maybe they should offer those to the sexdoll community?
Snap a stick, shove it up a hole, then wait 3mins. Voila, your synthetic cunt is as toasty as as freshly baked muffin, tuck in.
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that you bung in your gloves to keep your appendages warm. Maybe they should offer those to the sexdoll community?
Snap a stick, shove it up a hole, then wait 3mins. Voila, your synthetic cunt is as toasty as as freshly baked muffin, tuck in.
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I'm not convinced.
The chuff would be nice and warm but the rest of her body would still be cold and rubbery. Maybe market it to necrophiliacs.
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The chuff would be nice and warm but the rest of her body would still be cold and rubbery. Maybe market it to necrophiliacs.
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the chuffs were removable and washable... They looked like pink Alien mouths
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can you slot them back in at 90 degrees
so that it feels like you're fucking a chink?
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so that it feels like you're fucking a chink?
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They look VERY young.
This old man was sitting in some woods with one and stroking her (head) hair.
He has a wife... She hates the dolls inside.
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This old man was sitting in some woods with one and stroking her (head) hair.
He has a wife... She hates the dolls inside.
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We all get to fuck the week before christmas, it's quite good fun but I think things might feel a bit awkward when we come back to work in the new year
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but that's the good thing about working in an animal shelter
they'll either be adopted or destroyed by the time things get awkward
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they'll either be adopted or destroyed by the time things get awkward
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You don't want Momentum mate
They'll come to your party, call everyone who was there before arseholes, force people out who they don't want to be there, and endlessly bang on about their leader like he is the second coming.
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They'll come to your party, call everyone who was there before arseholes, force people out who they don't want to be there, and endlessly bang on about their leader like he is the second coming.
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Stick a scale model of the Eiffel Tower down your japseye, it's 12:03!!!!
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We're all grumpy old men trapped in the past
What do you do to stay fresh? Are you up to date on modern culture? Or is it all a load of toss compared to back in the day?
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What do you do to stay fresh? Are you up to date on modern culture? Or is it all a load of toss compared to back in the day?
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Some things are better
some things are worse
but bumholes stay the same
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some things are worse
but bumholes stay the same
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I dunno, old bumholes were au naturel, with all the hairs and that
whereas new bumholes get bleached and waxed until they look like kenneth william's mouth
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whereas new bumholes get bleached and waxed until they look like kenneth william's mouth
( , Tue 19 Dec 2017, 11:31, archived)
I'd say Twitter...
Seems to keep up with what's FRESH and HIP and TRENDING
( , Tue 19 Dec 2017, 11:27, archived)
Seems to keep up with what's FRESH and HIP and TRENDING
( , Tue 19 Dec 2017, 11:27, archived)
Mostly just hang around school gates and follow the girls as they walk out
so I can hear the way young people talk and what they're interested in and stuff, y'know.
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so I can hear the way young people talk and what they're interested in and stuff, y'know.
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I just live vicariously through my offspring.
Gonna spend Christmas day watching unboxing videos on YouTube, instead of opening any actual presents.
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Gonna spend Christmas day watching unboxing videos on YouTube, instead of opening any actual presents.
( , Tue 19 Dec 2017, 11:34, archived)
took me two hours to swap the spark plugs on the jag this weekend
two fucking hours. Had to remove the intake manifold and the throttle body.
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two fucking hours. Had to remove the intake manifold and the throttle body.
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Ha. Ladypigs dad was a drivetrain engineer for JLR back in the TWR days.
Packaging was always the bane of their lives. The styling boys got more of a say than anyone.
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Packaging was always the bane of their lives. The styling boys got more of a say than anyone.
( , Tue 19 Dec 2017, 8:08, archived)
yer, it's mental
in the old V12s you had to drop the engine to get the rear sparks out.
Still, how's the bandit? rusty pile of shit, as usual?
( , Tue 19 Dec 2017, 8:12, archived)
in the old V12s you had to drop the engine to get the rear sparks out.
Still, how's the bandit? rusty pile of shit, as usual?
( , Tue 19 Dec 2017, 8:12, archived)
No mate, in surprisingly good condition.
I'll do the brakes and suspension just for peace of mind. But it's been kept well. Someone has even welded up the collector on the exhaust thst normally rusts through.
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I'll do the brakes and suspension just for peace of mind. But it's been kept well. Someone has even welded up the collector on the exhaust thst normally rusts through.
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dunno if that's good or not, but it's not a huge amount to throw at a toy
got big plans for it?
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got big plans for it?
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I'm just baiting mcbeef
but it's a bit too easy tbh. What's the easiest fish to catch, mongy?
( , Tue 19 Dec 2017, 8:42, archived)
but it's a bit too easy tbh. What's the easiest fish to catch, mongy?
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people who get nostalgic about the '60s need the shit kicked out of them
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I bet at least one jap fellow has tried sounding with a pufferfish
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The Romans used to stuff pufferfishes up people's bums as punishment for adultery.
So there's that.
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So there's that.
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you thought it was a gonner but the cold came back
it just wouldn't stay awaaaaay
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it just wouldn't stay awaaaaay
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It is only by following your deepest instinct that you can lead a rich life, and if you let your fear of consequence prevent you from following your deepest instinct, then your life will be safe, expedient and thin.
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windy
I saw a good film last night. It was called Buzzard, it's what napoleon dynamite would've been if it wasn't intentionally lolwakki and shit and the main character was an apathetic waster.
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I saw a good film last night. It was called Buzzard, it's what napoleon dynamite would've been if it wasn't intentionally lolwakki and shit and the main character was an apathetic waster.
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Have you seen 'Beyond the Black Rainbow'?
It might be up your street, or it might not.
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It might be up your street, or it might not.
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Ron Swanson? I've never watched Parks and Rec except for brief excerpts on YouTube but he seems like a good candidate for the moody one.
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Watch videos of people riding the Tower of Terror
Possibly the best theme park ride there is.
Edit: I ripped off a story from the Twilight Zone for my GCSE Eng Lag. Got a B. Thanks Rod!
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Possibly the best theme park ride there is.
Edit: I ripped off a story from the Twilight Zone for my GCSE Eng Lag. Got a B. Thanks Rod!
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i like the dragon khan in fort aventura myself
i ripped off a horror story, but i can't for the life of me remember who wrote it
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i ripped off a horror story, but i can't for the life of me remember who wrote it
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i managed to go there the week after the park opened
cost £25 back then, dread to think what they'll be charging these days
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cost £25 back then, dread to think what they'll be charging these days
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I think we've established that he's thoroughly dead.
Don't see why you feel the need to desecrate his remains.
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Don't see why you feel the need to desecrate his remains.
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I like the episode about the avid bookworm who survives the nuclear holocaust.
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Baby if you've got to go away
I don't think I can take the pain
Won't you stay another day?
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I don't think I can take the pain
Won't you stay another day?
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:49, archived)
Oh don't leave me alone like this
Don't say it's the final kiss
Won't you stay another day?
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:05, archived)
Don't say it's the final kiss
Won't you stay another day?
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:05, archived)
I'm not buying Mortimer's story that it's about his dead brother
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well that makes this verse make a lot more sense:
I touch your face while you are sleeping
And hold your hand
Don't understand what's going on
Good times we had return
To haunt me
Though it's for you
All that I do seem to be wrong
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:17, archived)
I touch your face while you are sleeping
And hold your hand
Don't understand what's going on
Good times we had return
To haunt me
Though it's for you
All that I do seem to be wrong
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is this official nhs advice for those suffering from mental illness?
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If we get through one more night
If we get through one more night
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If we get through one more night
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I'm appalled that Xmas time is taken as carte blanche to broadcast the word "faggot" on the radio.
And not in the context of a nice meal or a bundle of sticks.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:54, archived)
And not in the context of a nice meal or a bundle of sticks.
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Search me, but it must be rude, as my son was telling me last night that he'd learnt a new swear word,
an F word, not f-u-c-k, but f-a-g-g-o-t. Must be something filthy.
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an F word, not f-u-c-k, but f-a-g-g-o-t. Must be something filthy.
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No one cleans behind our fridge, so he must know what a slut is.
Not sure I'm comfortable discussing promiscuity with him, he's still of the opinion that sex is something gross that he wants nothing to do with.
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Not sure I'm comfortable discussing promiscuity with him, he's still of the opinion that sex is something gross that he wants nothing to do with.
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I've heard a version say blaggard, and any version without Shane is rubbish
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I do hope that a lo-fi, whimsical cover version is used for next year's John Lewis advert.
Suitably bowdlerised, of course.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:01, archived)
Suitably bowdlerised, of course.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:01, archived)
Have you been listening to Radio 3?
'Fagott' is German for 'bassoon'.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:59, archived)
'Fagott' is German for 'bassoon'.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:59, archived)
Eberhard Jessop-Jessop's Concerto in Bb major for Shatner's Bassoon.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:04, archived)
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:04, archived)
He's the kind of guy who has no time to have qualms about saying 'faggot' on the radio.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:11, archived)
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 14:11, archived)
trying to work out what the best christmas sweets are
so I can gorge myself senseless next week
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:00, archived)
so I can gorge myself senseless next week
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:00, archived)
What happened to the 18th edition being released? Has it been pushed back
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:33, archived)
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:33, archived)
I thought it was January 2018 for review and then July 2018 for introduction.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:43, archived)
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:43, archived)
Yeah, so it'll be Jan 2019 when we'll all have to have got it,
Gives sparks 6 months. Depending on how long ago you did 17th will mean whether you do it all again or just a short course on the new stuff.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)
Gives sparks 6 months. Depending on how long ago you did 17th will mean whether you do it all again or just a short course on the new stuff.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:50, archived)
Joy Division's originally planned debut album was to be named "Warsaw", fact fans
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:23, archived)
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:23, archived)
Well, they were called Warsaw at that point but changed their name because there was a local band called Warsaw Pakt
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:30, archived)
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:30, archived)
Get your first 70 minute album of Pakt Order sent to home or work for just £1 when you use code 'b3ta' here
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:37, archived)
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:37, archived)
Gives me a stonk-on every time.
Last night I watched Beyond the Black Rainbow. Hands-down the trippiest damn film I've seen in my whole life.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:07, archived)
Last night I watched Beyond the Black Rainbow. Hands-down the trippiest damn film I've seen in my whole life.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:07, archived)
Wife and daughter have gone off on holiday with her mum leaving me alone for a week.
I feel like Macaulay Culkin in that film - Richie Rich.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:14, archived)
I feel like Macaulay Culkin in that film - Richie Rich.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:14, archived)
they haven't gone TO a destination, they've gone AWAY
from you.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:24, archived)
from you.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 8:24, archived)
I am
But I got pissed again last night. Turns out it's the 4th beer that cured the hangover and probably number 7 that got me the new one.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:42, archived)
But I got pissed again last night. Turns out it's the 4th beer that cured the hangover and probably number 7 that got me the new one.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:42, archived)
you would, wouldn't you?
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( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
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( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:13, archived)
dunno, Peter Jackson had his hand in horror comedy "The Frighteners"
and he ain't dead yet
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:31, archived)
and he ain't dead yet
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:31, archived)
Yeah, but he had to stick around for long enough to do 'Lord of the Rings'.
He could have carked it before doing 'The Hobbit', though; that wouldn't have been a massive tragedy.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:35, archived)
He could have carked it before doing 'The Hobbit', though; that wouldn't have been a massive tragedy.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:35, archived)
I treat everyone with the same level of contempt.
You are not special.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
You are not special.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:15, archived)
Britain's sports team performed just like they always do, and Brits are understandably shocked and upset
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:43, archived)
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 9:43, archived)
It was pretty much over after the first test.
We're shit abroad because we can't tweak the wicket to favour us.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:03, archived)
We're shit abroad because we can't tweak the wicket to favour us.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:03, archived)
Oh yeah, everyone will forget about it when we are at trent bridge in the summer and the balls swinging
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:09, archived)
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:09, archived)
Was/Am meant to be going to a wedding in January
At Cameron House.
Given there are currently 45 fire fighters trying to put the flames out, not sure that'll be happening now.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:24, archived)
At Cameron House.
Given there are currently 45 fire fighters trying to put the flames out, not sure that'll be happening now.
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:24, archived)
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