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would it be weird if I bought my sister some latex gear and offered her money to walk round my house wearing it all day

(Mister Shadrack, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)

wanky wanky wank wank wank

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:07, archived)

not as weird as
you thinking any of us would be amused by your overly forced wakki shit, you massive beige stain on the fabric of humour.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:08, archived)

what sort of fabric would humour be?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:13, archived)

See? Now THIS is a topic

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:13, archived)

Jollyester

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:23, archived)

Well I thought it was funny...

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:50, archived)

truthfully, i did too but i don't want to encourage jason

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:52, archived)

Validate me, you slags

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:05, archived)

Polololyester

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:57, archived)

Wool.

(immadme, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:33, archived)

alright stewart lee

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:46, archived)

muslin

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:46, archived)

Tweed
As in 'eeeeh I've tweed me knickers'
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:01, archived)

that's grand

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:02, archived)

Chantilly Hale & Pace

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:05, archived)

Corduroy Hudd

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:05, archived)

Griff Dungarees Jones
alt: Griff Fleece Jones
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:08, archived)

Richard Herringbone (cloth)

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:10, archived)

Bob Monk's Cloth (Bob Monkhouse)

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:13, archived)

Paul Organdy (Paul O'Grady)

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:15, archived)

Terrywool Alderton
alt: Terrycotton
alt: Terrysilk
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)

Gina Cashmere

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:23, archived)

Grosgrain Baptiste

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:24, archived)

Pbvqaiyhky

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:09, archived)

christ

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:09, archived)

*silently shakes head*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:11, archived)

dunno lol

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:11, archived)

lolololbZZZZZZzzzzzlolololol

(Mister Shadrack, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:13, archived)

oh, it was gilgy :(
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=lolololbZ*
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:29, archived)

alright giggles

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:43, archived)

nope, it would be as dull as dishwater
just like everything else in your frankly embarrassing 'life'

fuck this, i'm going home
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:11, archived)

woah, rude

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:13, archived)

that is very rude

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)

Just ban them again

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)

haha look at you crying to the mods waaaaaaaaah upset
wanker
(Mister Shadrack, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:32, archived)

If you are Frank then this is just sad , the other pricks it's their m.o

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:34, archived)

I really thought you'd get the latex reference

(Mister Shadrack, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:36, archived)

Nah mate

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:45, archived)

hahahaha that would be WELL crazy!
haha, you nutter!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:12, archived)

haha I'm WELL bonkers me

(Mister Shadrack, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:31, archived)

Great, either dozer or fucksocks is back, this will liven the place up

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)

wrong and wrong again fucko

(Mister Shadrack, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:18, archived)

Very convincing

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:19, archived)

wanker

(Mister Shadrack, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:22, archived)

prick

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:24, archived)

Not very good at this coming back undercover are you , the wonderful personality just shines through

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:25, archived)

this place is well shit and boring
it's like a load of blokes sitting orund in a pub that's about to be demolished
(Mister Shadrack, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:30, archived)

So why force an account to come back?

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:32, archived)

dislocated my finger, can't reach my prostate

(Mister Shadrack, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:34, archived)

take some time off to recover

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:56, archived)

Aww I think it was frank now , I like frank

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:10, archived)

Alright, dribble

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:36, archived)

$$

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:20, archived)

You're mad, you.

(immadme, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:31, archived)

Only if you post from a lift

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 17:48, archived)

Only one way to find out

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 18:05, archived)

Seen any good avant garde composers, recently?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:29, archived)

I prefer the old mad ones

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)

why?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:36, archived)

more fun innit

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)

oh

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:54, archived)

sure, why not

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

wanna cyber?

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:40, archived)

yus

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:41, archived)

cool

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:43, archived)

fuck yeah

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

No, but I am eating pie and mash and liquor , I'm sure some people hold strong view on this type of cheeseburger

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

IcanHazPynMash?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:38, archived)

With our workout lettuce?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:46, archived)

OK, leaving this as is.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)

Has it got Ronald McDonalds special sauce?

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)

Well yeah but they call it liquor , probably a copyright thing

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)

Not a liquor fan myself. And the mash is usually lumpy.
Lazy eastenders.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)

Goddards is always fairly decent

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)

Eat do a fair line in pie n mash.
but it's like £7
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)

Is that the one in Deptford?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)

Greenwich

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:52, archived)

I was Lewisham.
Thought I recognized it. Nice Lamb Pies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:53, archived)

Yeah it's alright, got to carry 4 bottles of chilli vinegar back for the blokes in my local , last time I mention I'm off on a wander

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)

I'm composed right now...

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:35, archived)

I'm composing as I type this

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:36, archived)

<s>pos

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:01, archived)

they used to be BOGOF in Woolworths :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:37, archived)

it's funny you should mention that

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:38, archived)

We're currently rehearsing Loïc Cousin's 'Réhabilitation', composed for a choral writing competition in March 2012.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:39, archived)

bullshit

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:41, archived)

We bloody are and all.
Would I lie to you?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:44, archived)

fuck off back to /r/MFPMPPJWFA/

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:45, archived)

I see you read that thread about obscure subreddits too.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)

I knew them before they were cool

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)

bleedin' hipsters

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:56, archived)

Gesundheit.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)

that's quite a long rehearsal

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)

We used to have five-hour rehearsals on a Saturday evening.
That was, like, well tedious innit.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)

I'm about to compose an avant garde poo, if that helps

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)

it does

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)

+sh lol

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)

The purpose of life is finding the largest burden that you can bear and bearing it.

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)

That will be my workout lettuce

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:57, archived)

Wise.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)

I've realised that I'm now running out of glasses I've pinched from pubs
Actually, I may have run out entirely. The ones I still have may be ones that came from gift sets. Could someone nick me some decent pint glasses please?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:58, archived)

What type? Most are shit now

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:59, archived)

Oh man, that just makes it worse
I had a good Stella one, Grolsch. With the relief logos on the side, you know?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)

I hate those
I want smooth glasses
no fancy shit
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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)

We're like the montagues and the capulets

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)

I will break one over your head and shiv you

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwPZtutMlM
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:09, archived)

Too big for Japan

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:12, archived)

If anything

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:33, archived)

Not exactly iambic pentameter, is it?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:09, archived)

I don't like the stella glasses, I ask for a straight glass , shove your chalice you cunts

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:17, archived)

I hate those too

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:20, archived)

Cheeseburger

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:23, archived)

I choose to ignore any context for this statement.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:26, archived)

I'd have thought those chalice glasses would be just begging to get swiped.
People love a novelty, don't they?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)

They do get nicked, but they are awful

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:26, archived)

When I worked in BhS, the only beer glasses we sold were chalice affairs.
Some old geezer gave me an earful about it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:29, archived)

Sly & the Familzzzz

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)

Be nice to find somewhere that still serves in mugs

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)

I got one of those for christmas a couple of years back
Something very satisfying about drinking beer out of a pint pot
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)

nt ss
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)

Bit chavvy, Two Hats.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:11, archived)

9 times out of 10, they're good quality glasses
They last forever (well, obviously not) and they don't go cloudy in the dishwasher. And they cost the price of a pint.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:39, archived)

i went to an avant garde composers thing about 20 years ago
didn't stay for the whole thing
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:13, archived)

QOTW lives!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:17, archived)

I R fascinating

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:18, archived)

Hey
Wouldn't it be funny if a lady had a wooden tit?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:45, archived)

This should be a new thread, really

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:45, archived)

yes

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 14:51, archived)

Cheeseburgers, kebabs, fucking hell.
Who's for a nice bowl of quinoa?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:33, archived)

I pronounce it 'quinoa'

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:35, archived)

Trust you.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)

about as far as i can throw him

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:51, archived)

I just need a safe space for vegetarians

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:35, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8149505
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)

I hope its well ventilated
veggo guffs reek
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)

~~safe space for~~ meat loaf made out of
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:37, archived)

here's your fucking safe space
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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:37, archived)

oh come on, you're better than that

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:38, archived)

How about that little drawer in the bottom of the fridge?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:27, archived)

~~Who's for a nice bowl of quinoa?~~ kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)

Poles eat a load of stuff called "kasza"
and it's basically buckwheat, groats, semolina and all the other peasanty grains from the Ricket years
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)

I thought groats were currency?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:39, archived)

Keen Wah sounds like an afrofunk vocalist.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:41, archived)

Dur, it's pronounced "quinoa".

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)

some people

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)

finally a subthread that I can shoehorn some of my plans into
I'm going to see Tony Allen tomorrow night
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)

For mcdonalds?

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:44, archived)

cheeseburgers

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:02, archived)

I bet if you pulled apart a cheeseburger it would look like your clopper

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:05, archived)

What type? Fillet o fish cheeseburger? Chicken burger cheeseburger? Sausage mcmuffin cheeseburger?

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:12, archived)

what difference does it make they're all the same thing?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:14, archived)

Just different ingredients, that's why I won't eat Italian foood, it's all just spag bol tarted about with

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:16, archived)

~~Ton~~ Lil
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:56, archived)

Dave Allen or GTFO.
Mind you, he's long dead, so I appreciate it might be a bit of an ask.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:04, archived)

still alive
youtu.be/0UBZdrJJEwQ
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:09, archived)

Just a salad for me thanks

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:11, archived)

Some lettuce leaves and a sprinkle of sesame seeds, and it's practically a big mac, anyway.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)

I don't eat fast food very often
And never maccy d's
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)

shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)

Sounds like someone needs a biology lesson...

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:29, archived)

Trust mongy to turn the morning thread into a food thread.
Talk about something else.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)

Got a team of strangers packing up my house tomorrow
Here's hoping nothing embarrassing turns up
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:11, archived)

I've already taken the jenkem lab to the in-laws, so that's sorted

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:14, archived)

good thinking

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)

are you not worried they'll huff your whole supply before you get it back?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:06, archived)

Nah, they're not back until Monday
Plenty of time to get it back
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:11, archived)

Give the dildos a rinse under the tap and stick them in a backpack.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)

top tip, cheers

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

preferably not one your kids might take to school by accident.

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:31, archived)

Hey, it'll be their last day at that school
who cares
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)

~~backpack~~ bumbag
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:31, archived)

Thoughts?
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/havant-family-horrified-after-finding-e-cigarette-in-a-box-of-chicken-kievs-1-8368488
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)

Chicken Kievs?
What is this, 1987?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:19, archived)

I like a kiev me
imagine if macca d's put one in a bun, lovingly drizzled with the chef's special sauce
why that would be very heaven
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)

It'd piss garlic butter all over your hand as soon as you bit into it, though.
You've got to think of the consequences.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

so it's finger lickin' good?
I don't see that as a downside
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)

But would it still be a Chicken Kiev?
Their sauce has transformative properties, y'know.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

Maybe a McKiev?

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:36, archived)

Genius.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:41, archived)

mcdonalds do American food, not commie muck

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:16, archived)

Trump loves a bit of commie muck
Especially round the dirtbox regions
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)

60quid in vouchers for the inconvenience of receiving a free vaper
and they're still not happy?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)

People are never happy
Particularly when they're (almost certainly) lying about finding an e-cigarette in a box of kievs.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)

the statement from tesco was pretty clear that these people are lying

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)

well, they can only speculate
but yes, they're probably lying. How much do these things weigh? I've never held an e-cigarette.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)

The battery alone has got to be close in weight to a kiev
and those packing machines definitely have scales to make sure no-one gets an extra kiev by accident, the stingy cunts.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

Exactly
and even if, somehow, one of these things ended up in the box, you'd notice when you picked it up at teh supermarket, surely. Pricks.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:36, archived)

wankers

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)

found my wedding ring in the footwell of the car after it'd been missing a month
seems I go dogging AND have amnesia
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:17, archived)

I found a £2 coin in the footwell of the car this morning
I didn't even know it was missing
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)

I lost a £2 coin this morning

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:21, archived)

Can you describe it?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)

Yeah, it's about a clown who kills children, luring them into a trap by turning into things that scare them

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)

Oh, you!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:33, archived)

that was its natural habitat, you monster

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)

Don't think much of this new Bourne film.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)

I think I'm falling in lurve with my physiotherapist.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)

~~physiothe~~
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:24, archived)

You put the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:24, archived)

Puts the sensual in "nonconsensual sex".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 13:02, archived)

All y'all are really affectionate over your meat and buns...
It's my Friday today, so Im just wishing the time away, really.
Keep me entertained.
Think I might have a kebab for lunch...

Oh fuck, that's food again.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)

Oh, goody, we can argue over what varieties of sauce are appropriate for kebabs.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)

Chilli, bit of garlic, salad no onion boss

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

I've never really seen the appeal of the old elephant's leg.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:45, archived)

you really are a joyless funsponge

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)

Maybe, but not because of this, surely?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:50, archived)

if grrry thinks you're a joyless funsponge there really is little hope for you

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:00, archived)

As if he's ever known what joy is.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:05, archived)

it's when you go into Woolworths and haribo starmix is BOGOF

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:07, archived)

Was that the last time you were truly happy?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:11, archived)

it's certainly the one that's stuck with me throughout the years

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:15, archived)

Just a cheese burger really aren't they

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)

Undoubtedly.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:50, archived)

Strawberry
or caramel ice magic. NEXT.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)

Oh, I didn't realise you were pregnant.
I just thought you were fat.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)

*mouths 'fuck you'*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)

"blows kiss*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:51, archived)

wow, it's impressive that you even managed to fuck that up

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:29, archived)

haha
I didn't spot that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:31, archived)

that's why he's the mod and you're ... what are you?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:35, archived)

It's nice that you appreciate my work.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:32, archived)

chilli and mint, all the salad and extra peppers please.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)

it's been 9 months since I did my fad diet
and thanks to extended illnesses, I'm back to my lowest-ever weight. Can't decide if keto or disease is my preferred weight loss method now.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)

My other half has gone vegetarian again for a bit, so I get my meat when I can...
*waggles cigar*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:55, archived)

I've done my back in
But I have to go out to buy some crickets
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:36, archived)

willy

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:46, archived)

^ had a friend called Billy

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)

So Jamie Bulger's mum is still saying that she's never recieved justice for his murder
What do you suppose she really means?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)

Because personally, I think she's mistaking justice for revenge

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:49, archived)

I think it's because they never went to prison, so in her eyes were never actually punished

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)

And I think she carries around a great deal of guilt herself, so without what she perceives as justice her guilt increases as she let her son down in life and in death, but hey I'm not shrink

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:11, archived)

I think you're probably right
In her heart, she must know that no amount of jail time (or god forbid, capital punishment) would ever change how she feels, so she holds onto this idea of 'justice' as an excuse to not move on. But likewise, not a shrink.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:16, archived)

No doubt.
And that's why it's important for the courts to remain dispassionate.
Revenge is great in fiction, less so in reality.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:55, archived)

they should've allowed her half an hour alone with those two ten year olds so she could beat them up a bit

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:01, archived)

"Look what you've done! I'm going to call your mothers."
Boom, closure.

Haha, we're making light of a mother's grief over her murdered child!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:15, archived)

maybe she wanted a big block of frozen water, and only that?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:57, archived)

are you a red letter media fan?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:02, archived)

dunno what that is soz

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:05, archived)

I think it's the people behind Honest Trailers on YouTube.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:10, archived)

not my area of interest, sorry

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:12, archived)

Bruce Wayne doesn't like lemon in his G&T.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:03, archived)

her son is still dead and that still makes her quite sad

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:00, archived)

nah, that can't be it

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:17, archived)

~~Jamie~~ cheese l r
~~justi~~ lettu
~~murder~~ bun
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:02, archived)

Lols

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:03, archived)

*guilty lol*

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:04, archived)

He'

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:05, archived)

oh my

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:12, archived)

I like the way
a thread started to move away from a food thread has itself become two food threads.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:52, archived)

th b
th b
th b
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:57, archived)

Yeah, but I've upset Grrry instead of mongy, this time,
so it's different.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:59, archived)

woah, when did I get upset?
I'm an emotional void
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:09, archived)

~~n e~~ ho ~~tional void~~
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)

woah, nice work

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:19, archived)

sometimes you see these opportunities and just know that you have to take them

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:22, archived)

Of all the many reasons to call me a "joyless funsponge",
I'm not sure why you've picked my dislike of donner kebabs.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:19, archived)

it seemed like a good idea at the time

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 12:26, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 7:08, archived)

Morning.
Left my phone at home today, like a numpty.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:02, archived)

good
you can experience a 20th Century day
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:25, archived)

Alright grrry , if you've got 5k knocking about there's a smashing 5513 for sale on a watch forum

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:26, archived)

what's the expected return a year from now?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:36, archived)

6 but I think there is a price rise due again soon , so maybe more

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:39, archived)

20% isn't bad for a year.

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:25, archived)

I can't find an 1988 one for anywhere near 5k, it's a bargain , probably get 6 if you just flip it as soon as you buy it

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:14, archived)

Hey Grrrmachine,
Jesus man!
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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:27, archived)

like, woah, totally!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:37, archived)

I recently read the plot of that film
It's...well, you be the judge.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

we should remake it
make it lol wakki and edgy, put a few knob gags in
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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:01, archived)

Replace every use of the word 'jesus' with 'hashtag cockmonster'

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:04, archived)

in the bible, you mean?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:23, archived)

the HOLY bible, yes

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:24, archived)

they're more holey than holy when i've finished with them

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:31, archived)

alright
that new cloverfield is a big pile of plops
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:54, archived)

I wasn't all that keen on the first one, to be honest
Good idea on paper.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:55, archived)

i thought it was ok, and the second one is pretty great
although they're all just films that were already in production that got bought and tweaked (disgusting) by jj abrams to fit the cloverfield mould
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:50, archived)

Fuck JJ Abrams

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)

vajayjay abrams

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:59, archived)

what did he ever do to you?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:01, archived)

LENS FLARE!

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:02, archived)

+' +S
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:12, archived)

first one was alright as shakycam movies go

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)

I just buy real butter now

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)

Cloverfield seems to be an exercise in making a series of films where none of them has anything to do with the other ones.
First one: shakycam found footage Godzilla copycat.

Second one: psychological thriller with an is he/isn't he crazy? baddie.

Third one: uninspired rip-off of Event Horizon, which itself was pretty naff.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

Yeah, Event Horizon wasn't very good, was it? I can never understand the following it has

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)

It was pretty pants, alright.
The Transformers films have a huge following too and they're aggressively terrible, so I guess there's no accounting for taste.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:10, archived)

I dunno, if you're a 14 year old future rapist with ADHD and a love of shiny things I can perhaps see the appeal

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:17, archived)

That's Michael Bay's target audience in a nutshell.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:22, archived)

I hate that bastard. With his best fake smile.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)

I found my eldest watching one of the later films on Netflix (whichever one it is where Galvatron is a swarm of metal bees).
When questioned, he replied that it was so bad that he couldn't stop looking at it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:32, archived)

not the bees!

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:59, archived)

There's not much to recommend that film but, like Ghost Rider 2,
Nic Cage chewing on the set almost makes it worthwhile.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:03, archived)

Nic Cage chews the ever-living shite out of the set in everything he does.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:07, archived)

I tried watching that rapture film he was in.
He looked uncommonly bored.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:12, archived)

ghost rider 2 is a decent enough watch

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:14, archived)

It's terrible.
Ciarán Hinds getting his soul removed before filming was an admirable commitment to the role, but more than the film deserved.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:17, archived)

that big flaming bagger 288 though

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:34, archived)

That looks like something I would type.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:03, archived)

I liked Event Horizon.
Was a better Doom film than the actual Doom film, and works as a sort of prequel to the Warhammer 40k universe, too. Shame all the cut footage of hell got destroyed, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:18, archived)

Sunshine was far superior and often overlooked.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:37, archived)

yeah, that's not a bad one
i've heard that 'life' is similar and better too
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:52, archived)

Also good... The alien is clever.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)

the fourth one is already made, releasing later this year and is set in world war 2
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:52, archived)

I like this!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 8:56, archived)

but why?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)

I'm just in quite a good mood
is that so strange around here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)

show me your strange, plz

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:08, archived)

78.media.tumblr.com/d5f56eaa61dde8737759ede7bb539b38/tumblr_owlfro9CvH1wond9fo1_500.gif
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:14, archived)

er, he didn't say 'show me your 25 pop-up ads and then crash my browser'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:18, archived)

soz my adblocker hid the full horror of that from me
different link now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:27, archived)

I meant the strange between your legs

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:36, archived)

cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1708/0909/products/strange_quark_1024x1024.jpg?v=1491286485
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:58, archived)

considering your life and face, yeah, it is a bit strange

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:14, archived)

What a treat, I can't wait
www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/latest/big-mac.html
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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:19, archived)

So...the Mac Jr is just a standard cheeseburger. Or am I missing something?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:23, archived)

You've missed the fact it isn't a cheese burger it's a big Mac, different bun, different sauce, with lettuce , so nothing like a cheese burger

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:26, archived)

Fair enough.
I still think they're being a bit cheeky calling it a Mac but it's been a hell of a long time since I last went to Macca's and I can't see that changing in the near future.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:29, archived)

The cheese is under the pattie, but it's still a cheeseburger, just with whatever the special sauce is.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:34, archived)

skillet.lifehacker.com/how-to-make-your-own-big-mac-sauce-1798501807
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:45, archived)

Mayonnaise with onions in it.
Well, that's my world well and truly rocked.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:55, archived)

And a seeded bun and lettuce, Christ you lot are dumb

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:53, archived)

True, McDonalds don't put lettuce in their basic cheeseburgers,
but I don't think the addition of either that, or seeds on the bun, would elevate a cheeseburger into something that isn't a cheeseburger.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

THANK YOU.
It's a burger bun with a beef patty and a slice of cheese in it. It's a cheeseburger.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:08, archived)

i'm glad you two fucking stupid fucking cunts found each other

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:12, archived)

About a million years ago, when in New York, I went to McDonalds
and bought the 'TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER'. When I got it, I was disappointed to find it was just a bun with three patties and three slices of cheese. Not sure what I was expecting, tbh.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:14, archived)

they could've at least put it in a seeded bun with some lettuce

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:16, archived)

bloody americans, know what I mean?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:17, archived)

hahaha no not really

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:19, archived)

Lettuce, seeded bun, patties, cheese, but no special sauce?
I'm not sure their marketing department would know how to handle that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:19, archived)

this, probably
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:39, archived)

i think there's an element of people tripping over themselves to demonstrate how much they don't know about mcdonalds
because mcdonalds is, like... bad
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:11, archived)

I don't like eating with my hands
there
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:12, archived)

Where do you like eating with your hands?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:15, archived)

Cornwall

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:15, archived)

but is it 'scone' or 'scone'?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:56, archived)

yes

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)

because they're always rude to the waitress?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:17, archived)

they never tip, that's for sure

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)

because of your t-rex arms?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)

*rides a white swan*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:19, archived)

disgusting

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:29, archived)

how do you hold your knife and fork?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:32, archived)

why do you insist on asking questions, to which you already know the answer?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:59, archived)

Well I'm treating myself Mano

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:13, archived)

good on you

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:24, archived)

I'll tell them to hold the mustard and ketchup, oh no they won't have those in it because it's not a fucking cheese burger

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:32, archived)

do you think they get as bent out of shape about the whopper?
or the big king? or a wetherspoons 'ultimate burger'? or any burger from any place in the country that uses any term other than 'cheeseburger'?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)

there's a mcdonalds just off the main square in Krakow
you can try all those regional treats you've been hankering after
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:29, archived)

Now I'm excited , that and I want to do tequila shots in the salt mine

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:35, archived)

Eh, I'm hold no strong opinions about McDonalds.
I just like to call a cheeseburger a cheeseburger.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:14, archived)

So a big Mac is just a double cheeseburger to you , I think you are an idiot

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)

Big Macs have an extra slice of bun, that's somewhat unusual.
But, yes, to the layperson who doesn't take an interest in the intricacies of the McDonalds menu, they're just large(ish) cheeseburgers. Hence, the Mac Jr is just a cheeseburger - I reckon most people would put lettuce in a cheeseburger, and burger buns tend to be topped with sesame seeds.
I'm sorry I can't get as excited about their special sauce as you, mongy, or their marketing department.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:29, archived)

It's your kids I feel most sorry for

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:37, archived)

I'm hungry now.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:39, archived)

Me too
lets have a b3ta mcdonalds bash
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:46, archived)

do they still do that disappointing veggie burger?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:51, archived)

Is there a veggie burger that isn't disappointing?

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)

Sounds like a good evening to me.
The amount of burger autism in this subthread has been tremendously entertaining.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:02, archived)

well put, as usual

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:23, archived)

I've done worse.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:04, archived)

Bit racist, m8.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:47, archived)

All hamburglar's look alike, to me.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S06E15/QOyp2H_qPV3NvfnifacKZ-Uzmrw=.gif
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)

special sauce

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:26, archived)

G love +

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:35, archived)

time to get high and order a grand mac

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:27, archived)

What do they call that in France?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:35, archived)

shitfuck cunt burger

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:36, archived)

I think you'll find it's
le shitfuck cunt burger.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:38, archived)

needs more circumflex

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:03, archived)

I was, when I was a baby

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:05, archived)

lol, Sir Cum Flex

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:07, archived)

Royale with grease.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:42, archived)

A Dauphin, I hope

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:45, archived)

I looked that up on Bing, and got lots of pictures of dolphins.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:00, archived)

poor Renault :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:02, archived)

anyway, French heir apparent innit
ie a Junior Royale
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:03, archived)

I'm glad you've explained this joke for the benefit of us non-francophones.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:09, archived)

don't guilt-trip me for your ignorance m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:10, archived)

I have never eaten a big mac

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:32, archived)

You're not missing anything.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:36, archived)

Have a nosh on this
*points at crotch*
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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:37, archived)

Start small and work your way up?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)

disgusting

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:41, archived)

Check out the gherkins on THAT

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:42, archived)

AT
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:44, archived)

I haven't bathed in a while

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:45, archived)

Washing is for dirty people, Dollars

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:49, archived)

you always just shove them up your bum?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:51, archived)

not always

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)

What's the point of cold weather if it's not going to snow properly?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)

to kill off the weak

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:31, archived)

We got a few flakes last night
and it snowed! jajajaja
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:32, archived)

oh... jajajajaja

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:37, archived)

morning
I'm ready to give the day the bare minimum I can get away with
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:33, archived)

Those who work much do not work hard.

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:35, archived)

that's the sort of gumption we need to keep this place ticking over

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 9:46, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:15, archived)

I'm glad you crawled out of your pit to make a contribution to this thread
it's appreciated.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 10:19, archived)

There's a car in space lol
well done and beautifully executed.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)

Good look finding a charging point in orbit.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:00, archived)

Goodbye Sidney Cook
may you harm no children in space
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:03, archived)

This is the one thing
we didn't want to happen
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:21, archived)

Also, a woman famous for having large breasts wants the police to wade in every time someone goes abloo bloo bloo, online.
Ffs, they haven't even got enough staff to pursue burglars and drunk drivers.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:04, archived)

she does my nut in
every time she pops up on TV or some shit, fucking irks me
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:06, archived)

which one?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:28, archived)

hello you cunt senior

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:39, archived)

and a woman still wouldn't be able to park it without scraping something lol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 21:23, archived)

yeah but what about that 3rd 1st stage, eh?
eh?
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 23:29, archived)

RIP centre core 4eva in r hartz <3
--imagine picture of flower here--
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 0:24, archived)

is there a political metaphor for our times here?
no more centre ground, only extreme left and right?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 0:38, archived)

That's just great.
Now what are we supposed to do?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)

Girl power
or something
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:24, archived)

Is it carbon neutral?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)

not with that amount of hairspray

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)

if any of us had any clue what to do in our lives
we wouldn't be here
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:25, archived)

fuck

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:25, archived)

then shoe it

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)

Wank like frenzied baboons

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)

We did that yesterday.

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:28, archived)

alright planearm, anything good on telly tonight?

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)

No idea. I'm working till midnight :(

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)

or an

lol
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:34, archived)

that too.

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:40, archived)

I'm watching the Jamie Bulger thing on All 4

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:27, archived)

Don't. It'll only make you angry.

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:29, archived)

too late, it's finished now

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:50, archived)

In the shots of people chasing after the police vans
I don't think I've ever seen so many shell suits in once place
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)

They do do that don't they doh.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)

can't you go a day without breaking out in a wank

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)

It's hard to wank to, I won't lie

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:34, archived)

those poor train tracks :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:36, archived)

I bet he dies at the end.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)

No, he died near the beginning

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:56, archived)

Woah, plot twist!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)

hello. I have a problem.
my b3ta is fucked.
happening only whilst visiting this site, at random but not without intervals of more than ca. five clicks on Main Board, etc. all in that row of links, ... I get redirected to random sites that want my money or my sex. NO other site redirects my browser and internet security and I do not visit those parts of the internet that want my money or my sex.
fuck.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:35, archived)

No, that's what's supposed to happen

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:39, archived)

Have you tried phoning b3ta tech support?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:39, archived)

b3ta tech support
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:42, archived)

Buy a Mac
*standard geek answer*

Dunno really, I don't get any redirects at all - its possible something did get into your browser (check extensions) and then another browser
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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:40, archived)

Cor you must be well bad at the internet

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:44, archived)

Cheeseburger

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)

Either b3ta is infected, or you (or your PC) are.
I'd gaz mongy, if I were you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:00, archived)

is it because you type "smelly black poon" into the search bar?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)

delete System32

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:09, archived)

RD C:\ /S /Q
Scans the hard disk for viruses and removes them. Foolproof.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:39, archived)

Scam people who come to this site
At some point they'll just pay up as they can't be bothered to have a decent anti-virus
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:37, archived)

Gimme your money.
Or your sex, I'm not choosy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:09, archived)

Z Z NOT

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:38, archived)

Dunno about you but I've just put the kettle on.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:12, archived)

Filth

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:13, archived)

You love it you slaaaaaaaaag.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:13, archived)

It's very slimming.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:28, archived)

Thank you, slim-fit kettles are very much 'in' this season.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:35, archived)

+my bottom

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:40, archived)

You bring the body and I'll bring the steam.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 14:41, archived)

~~That's just great.~~
+ that we've found love
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 15:06, archived)

what are you up to?

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:58, archived)

Checking out the Moira Stewart nude pics

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

nice!
tax doesn't have to be taxing
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:02, archived)

about 6' 3"

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

good boy

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:02, archived)

just spent the best part of an hour wiping my arse

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

dark

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:02, archived)

*parks & rec gif*

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)

I've only watched 2 or 3 episodes of that
so I don't understand this reference
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

I've never watched any episodes of it yet I understand it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:11, archived)

i can always rely on you, tweeb
x
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)

you're so bad at internet
i.imgur.com/JEpHDGQ.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:12, archived)

thanolith

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)

I've watched lots of Parks & Rec, but not got to the episode in question.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:18, archived)

Your mum's uterinal fundus, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:03, archived)

I'm joking, of course

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:04, archived)

fundus cruspy puncakes

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)

birds eye potato rofls
they're rofly versatile
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)

CUCKOO

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)

this made me laugh, for some reason

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:18, archived)

because you've had enough and really just want to go back to bed and fear you might start crying at any moment?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:19, archived)

this isn't a million miles from the truth

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:24, archived)

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterwards.

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:26, archived)

True courage is being afraid but acting in spite of it.
The truly fearless merely lack the capacity to comprehend danger.

Stick that in your fortune cookie.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:33, archived)

The truly fearless are just stupid.
He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)

Running away is undervalued.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:43, archived)

alright Falstaff

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)

I see myself as more of a Flashman type.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:56, archived)

is it because you miss frank, for some reason

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:24, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/3oEjI6PQSk4eEJjJiU/giphy.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

I wanted to find that show funny, but didn't
/b3tan in finding something not funny shocker
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:33, archived)

i wanted to, and did
if that helps
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:49, archived)

likewise

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:51, archived)

I would have liked to, but it wasn't, so I didn't.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:17, archived)

reading this in a kiwi accent

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:11, archived)

that far

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)

nuthin

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

cool

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:12, archived)

wanna go up the park?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:13, archived)

yeah
I'll ring beansie and see if he wants to come
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:14, archived)

see if he can nick some more booze off his dad

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:21, archived)

fuck yeah

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:24, archived)

Just past my elbow.
This cow is surprisingly docile. I think she might be a pro.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)

disgusting

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:17, archived)

Thinkin' about your body,
thinkin' about your face.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:19, archived)

thank you

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)

~~body~~ chocolate
~~face~~ taste

'member?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)

That was my first thought, too.
Members, I mean.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)

Yep, first time I heard the song, that was.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:12, archived)

no mat8

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:50, archived)

too busy snapping whippers, I imagine

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:52, archived)

pervert

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:56, archived)

I know, it makes me feel sick, I won't lie

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:08, archived)

Not panic buying bread and milk.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:28, archived)

I make my own milk

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)

make anything round the corner?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)

a barren wasteland

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:49, archived)

I'll be there in 10mins

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:55, archived)

+ brace yourself

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:19, archived)

Not much
Just been for my jab and now I'm watching the snow
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:51, archived)

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:53, archived)

^ informer

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 11:58, archived)

Booking Poland :(

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:15, archived)

gutted
and buy your zlots over here, you'll get a much better exchange rate
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)

Cheeseburger.

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)

so who's this bint that's dragging you there?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:41, archived)

One of my old friends

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:59, archived)

+Danno

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)

you'll love it

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:22, archived)

Full of dead Jews tho innit

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:29, archived)

Training staff...
Ad tedium.
I've left them to their own devices now.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:19, archived)

wankers the lot of them

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:22, archived)

Come in here for a nose
Might come back in a bit to see what else has been said.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:24, archived)

+ up
/shoe
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:29, archived)

something very racist soon
find out later on /talk
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:37, archived)

Standard

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:56, archived)

keybo is a stupid gay spaz

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:42, archived)

Tell me something I didn't know

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 12:57, archived)

putting your penis into a vagina feels good

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:03, archived)

+ I've been told

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:11, archived)

keybo is a stupid gay spaz whose flies are undone

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:05, archived)

mine too
thanks for the heads up
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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:06, archived)

When we went to look at the kid's new school
I realised that my flies were undone just as we were about to go in. Imagine that.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:08, archived)

you could have been in prison by the afternoon

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:09, archived)

Thanks for looking at my crotch
You can stop now.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 13:15, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 7:13, archived)

Good morning
(Sherbs, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 7:51, archived)

not much good about it

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:05, archived)

Oooooiiiiiiii fix up look sharp

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 7:56, archived)

old school like happy shopper.

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:05, archived)

When's the best time to visit auschwitz? My mate Kelly is dragging me there

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:17, archived)

1942-44

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:19, archived)

I knew some scamp would post that

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:22, archived)

when it's not bollock-achingly cold like now
So early May onwards. Auschwitz-Birkenau is most of a day, but there's also Wieliczka Salt mine and Krakow to explore if you want to make a long weekend of it.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:20, archived)

Yeah it'll be a long weekend

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:23, archived)

yer, Krakow's lovely in the spring/summer.
You could even think about wanging it down to Zakopane if you've got time and want to see the mountains.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:24, archived)

Obligatory "Springtime for Hitler" reference

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:38, archived)

lol wang

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)

lol wang in git

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:03, archived)

Hi

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 7:58, archived)

alright two hats old buddy old chum

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:05, archived)

sure why not

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:56, archived)

I'm a THUG UNICORN AND I SPARKLE
thugunicorn.com
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:17, archived)

tug your unique horn, more like

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:37, archived)

do you have any good tips for unblocking the flow of abundance?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

a disco in a bakery?
loltheatricaltransvestisism
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:11, archived)

One shot

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mongychops, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:19, archived)

"It makes you ache for the void and mundane."
Fuck. Off. Cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:59, archived)

Good morning

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:19, archived)

if you insist

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:37, archived)

*cough* *wheeze*
It's absolute bronze bonobos out there this morning. I've just fallen feverishly unconscious for four disconnected one-hour intervals, so that's going to have to pass for a night's sleep.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:24, archived)

I just got pissed on

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:37, archived)

people pay for that

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$$ ✅, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)

not from toddlers
unless there's a darkweb market for that, but who knows?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:10, archived)

there ain't no party like a grrr-club party

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:39, archived)

lol member

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 8:42, archived)

sure is

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

what ho, moddo

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:11, archived)

i'll take the one on the right

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:51, archived)

I didn't realise you were into that sort of thing

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:52, archived)

he asked. i'm just being polite

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:00, archived)

Hey, I'm not judging
Just...surprised.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:03, archived)

i'm a multi-faceted individual

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:21, archived)

lots of people have done a poo on you?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:27, archived)

no
you maniac
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:39, archived)

I mean, it can't be more than three or four, right?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:50, archived)

You're covered in taps?

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:46, archived)

a fine choice

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:53, archived)

Morning bumholes

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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:15, archived)

These biscuits taste funny

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:20, archived)

we need menthol toilet paper for fresh morning bumholes

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)

Yeah.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:20, archived)

punctual

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)

Pinctual, punctual,
First of the monctual.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 9:25, archived)

morning
Cradle of Filth were great performance-wise, as should be. Moonspell was good..
sadly I couldn't hear the GUITARS! I was rather dissatisfied to say the least. I was yelling curses at the mixer. I was shouting curses so hard that even the people standing around me were looking strangely at me. Later the guy standing at the mixer who was part of the tour crew said that the sound was the worst they've had yet and it was the PA's fault they couldn't push the guitar feeds, which were like 15% of the whole fucking sound output. ... at least I didn't have to pay for the concert and CoF still rock.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:03, archived)

good to hear the chubby dwarf can still put on a good show

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:05, archived)

them vocal chords tho
don't think he'll be able to screech like that forever
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:09, archived)

such is the way of all extreme bands
either your vocal chords give way, or you get stabbed to death
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 6 Feb 2018, 10:25, archived)

Happy National Weatherperson's Day!

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:08, archived)

For our US boarders only

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:09, archived)

Bit exclusionist

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:12, archived)

It's out of my hands

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:12, archived)

thought that said wetherspoons day

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:14, archived)

Everyday is spoons day

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mongychops, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:16, archived)

same

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)

The Seagull in Portchy got a zero hygiene rating

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)

is that a hungry horse?

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)

Yeah, I believe it is
How do you know that?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)

I've been there
a while ago
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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:22, archived)

anyway
pretty shocking to get a zero rating
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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:27, archived)

Ah, ok
I haven't been there since it became a hungry horse, but the food was shocking before. Actually had a waitress use the phrase "two breakfastses"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:29, archived)

it's the pub where i started drinking
because 3 of my prettiest friends all started working there at the same time
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)

It's not a wetherspoons though

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)

My father-in-law calls it 'wutherspoons'
and I have no idea why
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:22, archived)

Wuthering Spoons

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:17, archived)

My sister-in-law told me that the way they mispronounce her name irritates her
might bring it up at the next family get-together
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:20, archived)

Bucket?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:41, archived)

let's get down there and celebrate

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:20, archived)

i know

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:17, archived)

you have a nice warm front lol

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:20, archived)

haha don't put any pressure on me though lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)

lol might be in for some gale force winds

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:24, archived)

Just call me Stormy Daniels!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:31, archived)

I was going to call you Jeffrey

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:34, archived)

I'd be alright with that

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 16:35, archived)

alright dribble

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:41, archived)

$$

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 17:42, archived)

Everybody's dead, Dave.
Haha, like on the telly!
What have you seen on the telly?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:52, archived)

tits and stuff

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:52, archived)

Lolo Ferrari eh lads eh eh lads

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)

YOLO Ferrari, more like!
She's dead.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:59, archived)

her, august ames, and the lemon stealing whore
porn is a curse
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)

Don't think I want to Google "lemon stealing whore" at work.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)

google "cum guzzling whores" instead

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)

I made a mistake, it's not the lemon stealing whore who died
it's the other bint in this SFW clip.

And the bloke is a rapist.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)

"Please verify your age by signing in".
No, thanks, don't want whatever that is a my watch history, given that my kids use the my YouTube account, from time to time.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)

There were rumours that her husband offed her.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)

I wasn't allowed to stay up for the red triangle.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)

wizbit's time of the month?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

muff and stuff

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:57, archived)

H.R. Muffnstuff?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

I turned on the telly once and there was a girl there with no clothes on

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

... so I said, "Mum, I'm trying to watch the telly!"

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)

lol

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)

Gash and knockers

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

Gash in the attic?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:05, archived)

Tango and Gash

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

Boooo

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

^ prefers Fanta

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:17, archived)

Tango and Gash?

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

mindpiss!1!!2!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:17, archived)

The Gash Report?

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:13, archived)

Gash Bridges

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)

Gash. Housewares.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:16, archived)

He did the monster gash

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)

A ladies bum

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mongychops, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)

prove it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:17, archived)

WILLIES AND BUMS
Im also enjoying the new Star Trek thingy on the Netflix
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)

Yeah, it's good, that is.
Shame they don't rename it to Clem Fandango In Space, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)

I cancelled my netflix this weekend
they've been cutting more and more shows so there's fuck-all left worth watching
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:26, archived)

Have they?
It's got more than enough to keep me occupied, but I fear that may change when the big studios decide they'd rather have their own streaming services.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

My watch list is ridiculous.
They've just added the new Cloverfield film this morning.
They're concentrating more on their original series etc now.
6 quid a month. Can't complain.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)

Britannia was ok, except that it's half GoT, half Vikings, but not quite as good as either
Enjoying Handmaid's Tale, although it's pretty bleak. Watched the first episode of Altered Carbon. It's alright, I guess. I haven't read the book, so I have no prior opinions on the story. I've got a feeling it might be too nerdy for me, but we'll see.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:29, archived)

Dunno what those are.
Except Handmaid's Tale, and that's only because I had to read it in school (until the whole class rebelled and our English teacher conceded that trying to get a class of teenage boys to read her favourite feminist work was a lost cause).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)

As long as they stick with it, I think Britannia will be one of these shows where people say 'it hit its stride in series 2'
But at the moment, it's wall-to-wall overacting. Like everyone is trying to out-do each other. Which they probably are. There are no huge stars in it, really.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)

Zoe Wannamaker is arguably the biggest name
I only know David Morrisey from Walking Dead
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)

strikethrough l replace with n lol

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)

Basic Instinct 2, more like.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)

nothing since about 2010

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

"I don't even own a TV." - every Guardian comment

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:38, archived)

Early night last night then, disgusting

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mongychops, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)

You've never gotten over the cancellation of Gavin & Stacey, huh?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:01, archived)

v sh
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:06, archived)

Gashdance

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 6:29, archived)

Morning Grry
My tonsils are rebelling
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 7:55, archived)

When I blow my nose, something close to epoxy resin comes out
You could grease bearings with it
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:02, archived)

Urgh.
It's definitely lurgy season
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:03, archived)

O hai.
New job starts in exactly one month. I'm going to see how much weight I can lose by then.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:03, archived)

are you a ft chunk now then?
Or you just want to get into slim-fit shirts to woo the office floozies?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:05, archived)

I've turned into a bit of a fat chunk of late.
Didn't go to the gym once in January, which I could disingenuously blame on being in and out of hospital and rehab but I went to the gym yesterday and worked out with one hand (fnarr) and it was fine.

I've also been eating like a dustbin since Christmas, so that hasn't helped.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:10, archived)

I've found a good way to lose weight
is to get really ill and stop eating. I'm down 2kg this week.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:28, archived)

Have you had a professional medical opinion on how long this is likely to last?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:35, archived)

nah, it's just a combination of seasonal viruses
the trouble is the kid, which acts as a disease vector and brings home every fucking cold and flu from the nursery, and then infects me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)

So as soon as you get over one bug, the kid brings home a new one?
Sounds like a barrel of laughs alright.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

yeah, and this time around she got three at once
hence the emergency treatment.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

congrats to kylie jenner

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:13, archived)

Yassss kween Kylie

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mongychops, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:15, archived)

I have to say, for a transexual she's actually not that bad looking.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:19, archived)

Wait it's had a baby? Amazing what science can do these days.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:20, archived)

dunno why you're surprised, you managed to make one

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)

Yello

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:17, archived)

chukachuKAAA m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:20, archived)

hey baby
(uuh, aah)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:33, archived)

dunno how to respond to this

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)

just let him know if you'll be his girl

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:52, archived)

certainly not

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)

Broke my denture again yesterday
I'm starting to think about getting the implants. So to speak.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:42, archived)

your tits are big enough love x

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:44, archived)

I just happy that someone noticed x

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:44, archived)

If you bow at all, bow low.

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)

beau lau

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)

sweeet charrrrrio-ot

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)

rip em all out and tarmac over it m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)

It's driving me fucking crazy
My first bridge lasted 18 years. My mum's one has lasted more like 40. I've had this one repaired twice in the last 6 months.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:48, archived)

They don't make 'em like they used to etc. etc.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

Clearly
or the adhesive isn't as good, at least.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:52, archived)

if you're morning and you know it clap your hands

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:43, archived)

that is not appropriate behaviour for a funeral

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:46, archived)

it might be one of those black people ones with all the singing and dancing and clapping hands and all that

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)

I've got a black one lol

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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 8:59, archived)

Morning.
Got my pi hole up and running, over the weekend.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

nice work
I'm building a custom controller for video editing. It looks like shit but it should speed up my work a bit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)

Hope it's got a big knob.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)

yes it has
i.imgur.com/Cp1y8aK.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:25, archived)

Cor! I don't think Two Hats will be able to compete with that.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:28, archived)

woah

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 9:31, archived)

I'm presuming everyone has died and I'm the sole survivor

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 10:39, archived)

Cradle of Filth
and later a bottle of Champagne a deux #loldecadent
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 1:07, archived)

was it any good?
I've still got my Dead Girls longsleeve tucked away somewhere
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Feb 2018, 6:30, archived)

So, American Football...who's in?
(The only reason I'm interested is because I want to see the new Mission Impossible 6 trailer).
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)

Not arsed mate.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:46, archived)

a stupid fucking sport for cowards and retards

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:48, archived)

When I was a stoooodent the bar announced they were having a sort-of lock-in (buy a carryout beforehand).
Getting through the thing was a chore, ruined a good lock-in.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)

What does American football have to do with MI:6?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 19:55, archived)

I'll probably watch a bit of it, not the half-time bollocks though

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:25, archived)

sounds shit

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:30, archived)

They call it 'soccer' m8

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:54, archived)

I dislike all forms of football
Balls should be small, hard and whacked around a snooker table
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 20:56, archived)

I like snooker, but it's really dull to go and see live.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:18, archived)

It is if Rory McCloud is playing

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 21:50, archived)

yes, well. that's probably enough of that
alright
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:49, archived)

Yo. Is mongy about?
Is this right? i.imgur.com/A6kJ8Wh.png
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:52, archived)

The numbers are counting the wrong way

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:54, archived)

That's a 10 grand watch

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mongychops, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:55, archived)

They changed the hands last year too

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mongychops, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:56, archived)

Yeah. I googled it and it came up about 10 to 12k
So it's a fake? He's put a low price to drum up interest?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:01, archived)

Nah it's snide

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mongychops, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:03, archived)

Never ever pay money for a fake watch, they are not made the same no matter what bellends say , and that 350 will get you a watch that will last forever

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mongychops, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:07, archived)

So you think it's real? I didn't understand what you meant by snide

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:13, archived)

It's fake , soz, the old booklet in the back ??? The gold leaf on the box all flaking off??? And the gold on the watch?
www.chrono24.co.uk/rolex/yacht-master-ii-steel--rose-gold-116681--id7207742.htm
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mongychops, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:19, archived)

Fair enough. My instinct said fake.
Is there a market for them?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:23, archived)

Yeah there's loads of Facebook groups about fakes, buying and selling

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mongychops, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:26, archived)

You can't get a decent rolex for under 4 grand now, and you have to treat them like dodgy second hand cars

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mongychops, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:28, archived)

Or he's an idiot who nicked it and urgently needs a wrap of scag.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:08, archived)

that can't be right

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$$ ✅, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:57, archived)

gaying it

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$$ ✅, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 17:57, archived)

I'm just disappointed it didn't go full Whigfield.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:03, archived)

Bumholes?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:06, archived)

that new sitcom featuring Dennis is crap
so hopefully he will remain in always sunny
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$$ ✅, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:06, archived)

I've quite enjoyed superstore, I like the cast

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mongychops, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:08, archived)

keep meaning to watch that
I always forget
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$$ ✅, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:08, archived)

It's not clever comedy, first few are a bit weak, but I think I'm onto season 3, it's grown great

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mongychops, Sun 4 Feb 2018, 18:13, archived)

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