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evening

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:17, archived)

Hey, small world

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:20, archived)

I wouldn't like to paint it

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mongychops, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:42, archived)

It amazes me that sponges live in the ocean
imagine how deep it would be if they didn't
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:45, archived)

not as deep as my love

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$$ ✅, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)

i've asked you not to call me that

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:32, archived)

good evening

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$$ ✅, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:21, archived)

wanna make it a great one?

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:32, archived)

alright

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:27, archived)

standard half left reply

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:33, archived)

fuck
RIP Jóhann Jóhannsson
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$$ ✅, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:51, archived)

:(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)

:(
gonna stick on and in the endless pause there came the sound of bees
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:57, archived)

I've properly afromanned my evenings plans

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)

don't worry
they were probably quite shit plans
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manolith hooray for me, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:35, archived)

RUDE

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:43, archived)

Yiss.
Went to see those 'Pentagon Papers' this arvo.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:12, archived)

bentagon more like

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:34, archived)

*waves*

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)

*tsunamis*

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:34, archived)

I never knew you felt that way

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 8:57, archived)

It's gettiĺ

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 Feb 2018, 23:11, archived)

And this time I know it's for real
The feelings that I feel
I know if I put my mind to it
I know that I really can do it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 0:20, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 7:57, archived)

lad round the corner from me got shot in the head last night
he was in his own home, they shot him through the window.
why is your neighbourhood shit?
alt: weather
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:13, archived)

Is it because
you live in a shit hole?
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:24, archived)

i'm in the non-shitty part of the suburbs
the level of gun crimes here in the last 3 years has gone up by about 2000%
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:29, archived)

The neighbours extension means there's a lot of muck been dragged in to the road as they take a lot of the back wall out and dig new footings.
Looks a bit unsightly.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:38, archived)

how awful

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 15:57, archived)

It's alright, Nick from number 17 has just been out with the pressure washer.
Good old boy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:13, archived)

all i get is mentals walking past with cheap booze

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:17, archived)

You want to move i reckon.
I'm off anyway. Sheepy is in the pub already and can't be trusted, as it's my local I need to go make sure he behaves at least for a bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:22, archived)

have fun
and don't get too pissed, you might end up slipping on the icy roads
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:24, archived)

they're building a new underground line
practically underneath my door, so every road in a one mile radius has been converted into an incomprehensible one way system that's utterly paralysed for hiurs each day. Still, it's only a temporary issue.

Until 2022.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:40, archived)

Don't go out till half past then ...oh haha

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mongychops, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:42, archived)

things like this make me glad i can't drive
i'd be more worried what it's doing to house prices
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:56, archived)

Better infrastructure normally boosts house prices , crossrail has been mental for prices in SE london

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mongychops, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:04, archived)

house prices in london are pretty mental anyway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:07, archived)

It's a big place, it depends where you want to live

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mongychops, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 19:20, archived)

that's more affected by the conversion
from a post-industrial wasteland to the heart of the new financial district. There'll be half a dozen new skyscrapers here by the time the metro's done.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:38, archived)

So what ^he said
you're sitting on a goldmine, look at docklands
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:57, archived)

alt: compulsory purchase order for a few hundred zł

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 18:01, archived)

pretty much
my gaff has a few downsides though, like no lift which is a huge ballache with a kid.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 18:03, archived)

The lift in this place has been fucked since I moved in.
4th floor. Moving all my shit in was torture. Especially the boxes of LP's.

Had to lug a washing machine up there today. I hope it gets rectified by whenever it is I move out.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 18:38, archived)

yer, same deal
four floors up, and then a two-floor apartment. Getting the white goods up there was back-breaking. And I estimated a quarter of a tonne of books.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 19:47, archived)

All the corner shops that have opened with their names written in muslamic script and that

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:29, archived)

Bring back Patel's

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mongychops, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:31, archived)

Damn straight, proper british corner shops run by proper british immigrants

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:38, archived)

The Sikhs respected the Raj

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mongychops, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 18:26, archived)

The one near my youth was called 'Ali's'.
It's a Premier store just like everywhere else these days.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 18:36, archived)

It's a lot fewer shit compared with some places I've lived,
but my next-door neighbours use their garden as a rubbish tip, so random bits of rubbish keep turning up outside my house.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 19:41, archived)

I've been throwing all our food waste on the compost heap for the past year so now the area has something of a rat problem.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 8:59, archived)

Another Friday night with codeine and a box of tissues eh, eh, eh?
fuck's sake
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:18, archived)

I juat posted in the last yhreqd you bumhole

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:20, archived)

I just read it
and didn't want to leave you all embarrassed about what a massive social failure you are
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)

What mg you got? I love Cocos

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)

only 15mg, but I've got a handful of boxes

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:30, archived)

Pure or cut with paracetamol?

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:32, archived)

Just cold water extract if it's the latter.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:38, archived)

Paramol's good for that. Mmmm.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:57, archived)

just some sulphate or other to make you get the phlegm up
anti-cough stuff innit
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:49, archived)

Dunno about the cough thing, but it's a great opioid, few beers and some mg's are a nice time

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:04, archived)

what dose should I take as a noob then?
I'm already one beer and 15mg in
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:07, archived)

One every 4 hours is like one an hour to me, opioids make you feel quesy if you have one too many

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:12, archived)

I get a nice buzz off 400 mg of dihydrocodeine but that's not really for noobs.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)

Codeine makes me into a zombie.
Some daft pharmacist refused to fill the ibuprofen* script the doctor had given me, gave me a box of codeine, instead**. I was swiftly rendered worse than useless.

*not sure why the doc felt the need to prescribe ibuprofen, when buying some would have been considerably easier
**last time I let my mum pick up a prescription for me
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:47, archived)

That's the desired effect if you are in agony, if you are not, don't fucking take it

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:55, archived)

Yeah, I know what they're for.
It wasn't a pleasant experience, although it did get rid of the pain in my shoulder (temporarily).
Pretty sure there are laws against pharmacists giving them out on their own say so.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:06, archived)

You really are a fun sponge

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 21:18, archived)

I wouldn't advocate for a war on drugs,
but the odd skirmish wouldn't be out of the question.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)

I've just come back from the chemist's,
where a good friend of Dorothy sales assistant sold me about €35 worth of plant-based lurgy remedies.

To bounce off Windy's comment in the previous thread, I saw a guy on the tram today who had only two fingers on his left hand: a giant, backwards-facing triple thumb and another flat, flippery megafinger.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:25, archived)

top hat, pointy nose?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:31, archived)

Ha!
#surprisecobblepot
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 19:32, archived)

I got cider

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)

Are we all Valentine's ready?

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:02, archived)

5/7

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)

🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:19, archived)

I bet you've got a hot date lined up with a sexy green wheelybin, you sly old fox.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)

The bins will get picked up on valentine's day.
That'll be treat for the whole family.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:17, archived)

cor!

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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:39, archived)

my wife despises it
which is a win/win
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:35, archived)

obvious strikey-g is obvious

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:36, archived)

hahahaha yeah

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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:37, archived)

yes thanks
you're not getting a pity fuck out of me, sunshine
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:47, archived)

I really want a cheeseburger now
with jalapenos
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:06, archived)

How odd
www.carsaddiction.com/articles/2018/02/subaru-time-capsule-dealership
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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)

i.imgur.com/zUC7oeK.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:19, archived)

That'll go nice with that ring

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:27, archived)

yer, that one's done the rounds a few times
There aren't many real barn finds these days. Everyone knows where the treasure's locked up, but mad old duffers won't sell.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)

There's a Shelby and a Ferrari they've found and done up recently, can't be arsed to find a link, soz

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:26, archived)

🍔🌶🌶
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:15, archived)

Dunno if it varies by device,
but I'm not seeing any cheese in that burger.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:59, archived)

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🍔🌶🌶
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:01, archived)

MOAR CHEEEEEEEEZZZ

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:06, archived)

galaxy A5, there's cheese

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:06, archived)

mac safari, there's cheese

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)

Man I'd love a mcsafari

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:41, archived)

Brave browser (Chrome fork) on Lineage OS (Android 7) running on a Moto G2.
Bun, lettuce, burger, tomato, burger, lettuce, bun. No cheese, not a cheeseburger.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:22, archived)

chrome is shit

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:20, archived)

^ this

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 18:47, archived)

you need to put a jumper on that emoticon
cos its a little chilli
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:05, archived)

I'm coming round your place with a bucket of KFC, a tube of Vaseline and Conan the Barbarian on BluRay.
Light a few candles, there's a love.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)

If brb blows out I would totally put out for that
just sayin
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:00, archived)

I'm vege so it's all yours.

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:46, archived)

what kind of bucket?
cos hot wings can fuck off
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:31, archived)

Bargain

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:42, archived)

I'm in

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:50, archived)

I know what me and the kiddies are having tomoz, 16 piece bucket

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:05, archived)

Bucket of Big Macs?
Last time I got a bucket from KFC, it turned out to be a box, not a bucket. The kids were miffed.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:17, archived)

All cheeseburger at the end of the day innit

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 17:31, archived)

Muff

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)

In the sense that I will be doing fuck all about it, yes.

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 16:37, archived)

2/7, u?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42991311
🍔🍔
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:59, archived)

5 (guys like mo) cheeseburger

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)

🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)

7

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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)

🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:15, archived)

oops burgered that up

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:19, archived)

🌭
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:25, archived)

4/7
Dunno what that is in fast food, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:16, archived)

🍔🍔🍔🍔
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:17, archived)

I think I might have sussed this code of yours.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:18, archived)

~~ussed this code of yours~~ pina bifida
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 15:24, archived)

THREAD, motherfuckers!
Anyone got anything faintly interesting planned for this weekend? You're allowed to say "No, I am Norman NoMates" if you would otherwise be disqualified from answering.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:32, archived)

A significant chunk of my wife's family are coming over for cake
it will be baby chat for many, many hours
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:33, archived)

Are you not still on your deathbed then?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:34, archived)

I still have rivers of gunk coming out of my face
but I think I'm gonna pull through
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:40, archived)

Well, there's still a chance of a nasty relapse.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:42, archived)

fingers crossed

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)

There's still time to tape that hose to your exhaust pipe in the garage and seppuku your way out of this.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:34, archived)

Why would he bother going to the trouble with the car if he is going to gut himself?

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:39, archived)

It's to maximise the Finnan haddie flavour of his corpse, duh.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:41, archived)

easier to use my intestines for smoked sausages

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)

You ain't even a samurai, you're not worthy of harakiri

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:48, archived)

fuck off, weeaboo

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)

I had to google that, I'm not sure having an interest in history and reading qualifies me tho

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:01, archived)

and gigapuddi videos

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)

Gonna get turbo lashed and watch the rugby with sheepy.
He just text me "gak 😤"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:34, archived)

He's after a serious shoeing.
Also: solid weekending here.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:35, archived)

Sunday is a write off by all accounts I reckon

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:41, archived)

My dad is 80 tomorrow, might give him a card or saink I suppose

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:41, archived)

Bag of Werther's Originals.
Sorted.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)

I thought he carked it a while back

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:44, archived)

Nah, hasn't left the house in 2 years tho since his stroke

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:49, archived)

burgers with zadie smith and doc brown

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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:44, archived)

You have been banned from /r/thisthread.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:44, archived)

Muff guffs and fanny trumps

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:53, archived)

😆💨
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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:27, archived)

Got a cousin coming round for a drink tomorrow
Not much apart from that.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:08, archived)

Right y'are.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 13:15, archived)

Food free safe space for recovering food addicts.
Trigger warning: contains 3 instances of the word "food".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:17, archived)

🍔
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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)

⛔
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

1.bp.blogspot.com/-CzqzzBV2tMk/TxBM3ar18MI/AAAAAAAAPm0/6faLPO9BM8w/s1600/i-can-has-cheezburger.jpg
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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:38, archived)

Binning my others
www.zazzle.com/cheeseburger_wrist_watch-256564487695508267
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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)

🍔🍔🍔🍔
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)

🔧
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)

hey look a spanner
and he's posted some sort of pictogram!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:29, archived)

lololol
lololol
lololololololol
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:33, archived)

🤡
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:38, archived)

I'm glad that meme passed me by.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)

🍔🍔🍔
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)

🍔🍔
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:53, archived)

Oh god I don't know what else to talk about

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:26, archived)

what about the weather eh?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:26, archived)

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2
images.mymovies.net/images/film/cin/350x522/fid12762.jpg
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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)

I'm getting sick to death of kids movies now

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

Read a book.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)

I tried
but all my Haynes manuals use imperial measurements and she only understands metric
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)

tinyurl.com/yc6zxgle
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:35, archived)

punt it in your cunt

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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:32, archived)

that'd be tough, surely
you'd have to punt it really hard at a wall and then position your cunt in such a way that it goes in off the rebound
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:33, archived)

I'm up for it

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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:38, archived)

i guess we could work together
teamwork makes the dream work, after all
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)

"Bend It Like Manolith"

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)

Disgusting

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:50, archived)

you could rent a squash court

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:43, archived)

i once lost 2 squash balls in a squash court
not in a cunt though
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:46, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/2850900
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:52, archived)

How do you know, if they were lost?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:57, archived)

because we found them/figured out what happened to them eventually
one went into a light fitting, the only physical object in a squash court
and the other, which took much longer to find, was lodged in the triangular hole between the head (lol) and the shaft (lol) of my racquet
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:06, archived)

didn't realise the comedian Doc Brown is Zadie Smith's younger brother

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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:01, archived)

i quite like doc brown
never heard of zadie smith though
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:06, archived)

Won the booker prize for white teeth, iirc

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:09, archived)

Taught me everything I know about dentistry.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:14, archived)

d b
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:38, archived)

Zadie "straight to charity shop" Smith?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:07, archived)

Great Scott!
Ahahaha, I have no idea who that is.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:08, archived)

I've been really busy soz

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:21, archived)

Hi, Windy.
Please feel free to replace this thread.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:25, archived)

It's lunchtime, these fucks will all be off fucking about.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:33, archived)

morningburger

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:11, archived)

It's a nothing burger
Unlike this last shit I'm taking in this house. It's a real shipping lane-botherer, I tell you.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:59, archived)

have you got a Closing Ceremony for the house organised, for a final farewell?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:07, archived)

What up, burgermeister.
They've given me my hand back now so today will be all about remembering how to type normally again. And the spazzes at the council have freaked out at forecasts of 5 cm of snow and have shut down all the school buses.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:16, archived)

my step-dad's been here for the week, while it's snowing
and he's been telling us great stories of post-war life, where the kids took it in turns to use the family pair of shoes to walk to school each day. Didn't matter how much snow there was.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:17, archived)

Is your step-dad Uncle Albert?
"During the war..."
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:20, archived)

no, but he is well-old
and he's the youngest of his siblings; the other brothers remember running away from tanks.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:22, archived)

+ and pointing to the Jewish house for them

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:24, archived)

his dad was the chauffeur for the local mayor, who openly supported the Nazis
it's the only reason the family survived
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:35, archived)

History is currently being rewritten anyway, I'm not sure Poland even took part now, think they were neutral like the Swiss

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)

nah, every pole was a member of the resistance army
they killed at least one Nazi and one Soviet each, rescued a Jew and had their grandparents murdered at Auschwitz. Trufax.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

I've got to go drinking with a pole next Saturday, he wants to hang out with some Brits in a proper boozer, I give it half hour before he says something offensive

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:55, archived)

the poles I've encountered are almost certain to come out on top in a fight though

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:58, archived)

they're pretty racist in the "never seen a black person before" sense

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:04, archived)

I know, not as bad as russians , who I actually had to tell to not do nazi salutes when they were drunk

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)

alright 'ash'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

I saw that one at the local art haise cinema a couple of years ago.
It's brilliant on the big screen.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)

pokemon or alien?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

Lol.
Dawn of the Walking Evil Dead.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:18, archived)

Happy international cheeseburger day

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:18, archived)

but what is a cheeseburger, when you get right down to it?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)

It's everything and everyone

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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:23, archived)

to achieve zen you must be at one with the cheeseburger

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:39, archived)

YouTube's suggested Savant for me this morning.
It's like a funky dubstep...it's well good.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)

that sounds well shit m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:42, archived)

There's no need to channel McBeef this early in the morning.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

sorry m8
I can't get enough of that funky dubstep
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

Lol.
That's more like it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:56, archived)

Poopo

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:43, archived)

plain or seeded bun?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

does that come with lettuce and a seeded bun?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:43, archived)

Yes ,
labuenchef.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hot-dog.jpg
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mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

lettuce is pointless in a burger

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

it's a mild sedative

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)

The McRohypnol?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:57, archived)

I'd love one ta

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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

go and make yourself one then, I'm not your slave

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

in b4 cheese

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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)

imgur.com/G6dgOch
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)

that was me

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$$ ✅, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:13, archived)

I knew it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:18, archived)

+Richard

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

+mc

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:06, archived)

he'
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:25, archived)

Cheeseburger-hotdog hybrid!
Does not compute...
*fzzt*

Daisy, Daisy...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:37, archived)

If I said you had a beautiful burger would you hold it against me?

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:34, archived)

m8 I would smoosh it up against you so hard all the beef juices would trickle out and soak your pants
IYKWIM
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)

That's given me a RIGHT oni-on

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:48, archived)

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:55, archived)

r burger k
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:56, archived)

now THAT'S a whopper!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

Red Oni or Blue Oni?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

Saucy

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:06, archived)

Slightly
NSFW.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:16, archived)

Morning
Indoor day today. Too cold.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:22, archived)

The snow has officially started coming down over here.
Deffo going to have to figure out why my radiators are so crappeh this weekend.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:27, archived)

I've just remembered
that there's a photo on my hard drive at home of a lass who took a close-up pic of her shaved tuppence sprinkled with sesame seeds and it totally looks like a burger bun. Not that I could post it here anyway, 'cos it's NSFW.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:32, archived)

OK.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:43, archived)

Does it have a thick yellow sauce dribbling out of it?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

ich bin ein cheesburger

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:58, archived)

getting a bit fed up of cheeseburgers now

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

^fed up of life

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)

_{_....----"""----...._
             .-'  o    o    o    o   '-.
            /  o    o    o         o    \
           /     o      o   o     o    o \
         _|   o   o    o      o  o     o  |_
        / `''-----.................-----''` \
        \___________________________________/
          \~`-`.__.`-~`._.~`-`~.-~.__.~`-`/
           \                             /
            `-._______________________.-'}

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:31, archived)

soppy twat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)

well soppy

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)

actually
great film
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:35, archived)

uh no

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)

i strongly disagree

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)

~~film~~ waste of acting talent on a gopping quagmire of forced sentimentality rammed down your throat more clumsily than a dentist with cerebral palsy.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:12, archived)

that's fucken lovely, m8
seriously
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:37, archived)

x

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)

I just looked at my watch and it says 9th and I was :D , then I looked at b3ta and I was :(

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:39, archived)

happy birthday mongy

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:40, archived)

It's not long , so excited , my special day

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:41, archived)

lol gutted

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)

This is why I 'need' a skydweller, so I don't have to set the date

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)

we love you mongychops!

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:21, archived)

God is love; whoever abides in love abides in God, and God in him. In this way, love has been perfected among us, so that we may have confidence on the day of judgment; for in this world we are just like Him.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)

This sort of thing is why I hate religion.
Utter nonsense or nonce-sense.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:49, archived)

I will pray for you, brother x

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:56, archived)

Polytheism is more fun.
Their gods don't get nailed to wood to save our souls, they turn into swans and get laid instead.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:00, archived)

I believe in the sun.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)

alright 'not stephin merrit'
youtu.be/L85cillM6ME
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)

Because the night is dark and full of terrors?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)

For a start, I can see it.
Which is more than I can say for the old god.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:42, archived)

You're not supposed to look at it!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:43, archived)

I live among the creatures of the night

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:52, archived)

This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers and sisters.

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:52, archived)

whoever wrote that was smoking some premium shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 15:59, archived)

Old Testament God wasn't love.
He was petulant and insecure, and would make bears eat you if you looked at his prophet funny.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)

a bit like trump, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:09, archived)

Hmm, might start repenting.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:15, archived)

Alright

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:11, archived)

I saw one of your lads giving a bit of a talk last night
if I worked where you do I'd pop in and listen to a few more of his lectures
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:15, archived)

One of my lads?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)

he means *mouths 'black'*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)

But I'm a honky

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:24, archived)

you ginger cracker

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:25, archived)

The CSA are on to you.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)

an oxford boffin

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)

Oh, well, unless he was my college specifically he can fuck off.
Especially if he was Magdalen, they're all complete pricks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)

I think dudley moore went to magdalen

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:26, archived)

On an organ scholarship
Lol Organ.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)

Christ Church apparently

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:26, archived)

Prick.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:31, archived)

I pronounce it "magdalen".

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)

Yeah?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)

Wanna make something of it?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)

/s cheeseburger

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:35, archived)

Sorry I don't read Harry Potter.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 20:25, archived)

hiya

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:16, archived)

Walk it in.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 16:18, archived)

well I suppose at the end of the day
you've got to live love laugh, haven't you
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)

🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
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broadsword w⚓, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 19:49, archived)

I could've had one of those for dinner,
but I've gone for a pizza instead.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:07, archived)

Ooh, don't tell me...
I know this one!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:09, archived)

It's a snow cone maker

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 21:13, archived)

totally pushing that prick down the board

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:23, archived)

I for one would like to hear more from jindodsdadsdogsdead

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:28, archived)

I couldn't understand it, just a load of waffle about being a gay spaz or something

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)

Disgusting

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

But, that was today's liveliest thread.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:29, archived)

not anymore

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

I'm still in shock that some people don't like doughnuts

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:30, archived)

I don't understand why some people don't like chocolate

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)

occasionally a bit of dark chocolate is nice

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:34, archived)

^^

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:35, archived)

So you both like chocolate, cool

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:41, archived)

I'm mini egg mad at this time of year, or I should say cheeseburger mad as that's what I call cadburys mini eggs , no difference

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:45, archived)

You're not having a stroke, are you?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)

Or having a cheeseburger as the drs call them these days

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:50, archived)

I think this is aphasia.
But I'm not a doctor.
Or a cheeseburger.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)

I'm getting semantic satiation from all these burgers

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)

I had some peanut m&ms the other day, I forgot how much I like them
they're exactly the same as regular m&m's of course. It's all a con.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)

Treats I call them, or cheeseburgers

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)

All peanut m&ms are m&ms.
Not all m&ms are peanut m&ms.

All peanut m&ms have peanuts inside.
Not all things with peanuts inside are m&ms.

Not sure I'm up to an ascii Venn of this complicated issue.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:56, archived)

t s
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:57, archived)

diabeetus

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)

they're alright I guess

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)

there are two types; one type you can poke your knob in the middle
and the jam makes it look like the doughnut was a virgin
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:36, archived)

they aren't something I'd go out of my way to buy

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:36, archived)

but if someone offered you one
would you say "urgh no rank"?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:41, archived)

I'd eat it
then wank it out
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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:44, archived)

natch

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)

There was a craze for doughnut burgers the other year , they were just cheeseburgers

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:44, archived)

did they have a hole in the middle?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)

Some did, some didn't
www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Double-Donut-Burger-Featured-.png
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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)

filth

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:07, archived)

Even my son said they were gross and too sweat, and he'd eat a pound of sugar if you let him

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:11, archived)

ahoy

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:35, archived)

don't appreciate the exclusionist nautical language, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:42, archived)

show me your porthole plz

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:44, archived)

Alright, but you can't touch anything below the plimsoll line

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:46, archived)

fair

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:01, archived)

are you Czech?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:07, archived)

yoho ahoy, member

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 14:14, archived)

Hey!
Where's the question of the week gone?
I was thinking of starting posting again and getting stusut79 back on the scene... but it's gone!
Gutted.
(jindodsdadsdogsdead I am not stusut79, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:32, archived)

here we go

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:32, archived)

sorry
does this get asked a lot?
(jindodsdadsdogsdead I am not stusut79, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

There's always one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:34, archived)

I can see why
it dissapeared though... the last ones have very few answers...
(jindodsdadsdogsdead I am not stusut79, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:36, archived)

things slowed down once stusut79 stopped posting
if only he'd come back we could make qotw great ~~again~~
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:05, archived)

yeah
that was pretty much my plan.
he is my brother after all.
(jindodsdadsdogsdead I am not stusut79, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:21, archived)

oh well
at least you won't start posting again
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:37, archived)

...
cheers man.

nice to be back...
(jindodsdadsdogsdead I am not stusut79, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)

No, you're the first person who's ever asked

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:41, archived)

They changed the URL to something the same, it's now
www.b3ta.com/cheeseburger
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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)

404 you clickbater

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:38, archived)

Not my fault if you don't have a b3ta gold account is it

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:39, archived)

I don't know why these cheapskates won't pay up and then complain that they don't get gold service

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:03, archived)

alright jindodsdadsdogsdead

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:37, archived)

hello there

(jindodsdadsdogsdead I am not stusut79, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)

Responding to Boyce
Yes, my stuff is being boxed as we speak. If I sit still long enough, I'm going to get packed up. Might do that, actually.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:40, archived)

~~ing~~ at
~~as we speak~~ in the nude
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7869236
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:10, archived)

The Doveston got it shut down

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:43, archived)

Keyword: welsh

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:45, archived)

people got tired of the complete mundanity of the posts made on there
you might as well have asked for Pine Shelving Of The Week
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)

They wanted to stick to the complete inanity on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:51, archived)

It makes sense to have it centralised, I think

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:51, archived)

defo
less paperwork
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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:52, archived)

fewer, m8, come on

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:52, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-42982713
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:53, archived)

fake news

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:55, archived)

woah
Can I quote you on that?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:55, archived)

please

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)

fewer this
*grabs cockle*
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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)

:O

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:55, archived)

this place is called /talk, of course it's going to be 99% mindless drivel
but all /qotw achieved was a guy going mental over wearing some pale chinos to a christening instead of black. Beige brought on a breakdown. Cream caused a crisis. Magnolia trews caused a meltdown. The sheer blandness of the contributors' lives was so absolutely harrowing that they closed the entire section for fear of spreading corduroy and semolina across the rest of the site.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:57, archived)

Horrid /talk trolls bullied everyone off the site.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:57, archived)

RIP badger

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:47, archived)

FFS......"support"
www.portsmouth.co.uk/our-region/portsmouth/star-wars-actor-mark-hamill-supports-hampshire-firefighters-campaign-1-8370975
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:58, archived)

so luke skywalker is bringing back myspace?
do you think he might support qotw and stusut79?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:08, archived)

definitely

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)

I liked the bit when the bad guys were all pew pew pew kill him with ALL of the lasers and he didn't die so the crybaby dark vader boy tried to kill him with his laser sword and he still didn't die and then it turned out it was all a trick and he was
actually spazzing out somewhere else with some weird astral projection shit and then I think he died anyway
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:17, archived)

cool

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:17, archived)

also they have black people and girls in space now
what a universe
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:20, archived)

Spoiler alert.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:18, archived)

if I've seen it then you nerds have definitely all seen it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:20, archived)

I've not seen any of the new ones

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:37, archived)

don't read my post if you want to avoid spoilers

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)

I always have tried not to

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:50, archived)

I haven't found the time to go see Last Jedi.
I may be a nerd, but I'm a nerd with commitments.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:47, archived)

Look at this cheeseburger
youtu.be/OINt-Tos2uc
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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:03, archived)

That's jewelery, not food.
At least, I assume it is, I didn't watch the video.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)

It got shit

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 11:59, archived)

ha
i think that sums it up...
(jindodsdadsdogsdead I am not stusut79, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:23, archived)

but that was the appeal, surely

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:09, archived)

Had one of our company's semi-regular "there are going to be redundancies" emergency phone call this morning
Thankfully I was on the "you're safe" call. Bearing in mind that I'm moving house tomorrow, I shat a fucking brick.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:46, archived)

lol, semi
Joking aside, even semi-regular redundancies can't be a good sign.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 12:59, archived)

Yeah, it happens once or twice a year
Cost cutting exercises, they call it. They refer to the people being cut as 'surplus', which is nice. Considering they benefitted hugely from the recent tax cut, you'd think they'd be a bit happier. Money grabbing cunts.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:01, archived)

when my brother ran his first business (which went down the pan) he had to make people redundant
he was physically sick most nights before doing it
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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:06, archived)

I always enjoyed sacking people

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mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:08, archived)

it's called teabagging these days gramps

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:23, archived)

Sounds like he cares too much to be a manager, you need distance

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:17, archived)

he needed money and fast
that also didn't help
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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:23, archived)

Make plans then get the fuck out of there, sounds horrendous

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:10, archived)

it's the modern business world
either regular layoffs to show the shareholders you care about keeping costs low, or hiring the majority of your workforce through agencies and junk contracts so that they don't show up on the payroll. Share price has killed off any concept of company loyalty to its employees.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:18, archived)

They pay me really well, and I get to work from home

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:21, archived)

all of your jenkem profits are tax free

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:26, archived)

Yeah, but the volume just isn't high enough to make it a full time thing

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:28, archived)

Two Hats,
yesterday .
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:28, archived)

Accurate
Except I don't own a stick
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:29, archived)

That could be a good thing
A few more calls like that and you can build your own house!
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 13:10, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 7:04, archived)

Word.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 7:33, archived)

Excel-ent

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 7:34, archived)

SuperCalc-Treant

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 7:34, archived)

Awww, I missed Frank.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 7:53, archived)

waggle your willy and he'll come back

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 7:55, archived)

On it.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:01, archived)

put some effort into it m8, it's like a worm with a cough right now

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:10, archived)

this place has been dead on its arse since he left

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:54, archived)

I am the god of lurgy
and I bring you
lurgy.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:15, archived)

fun innit
I coughed so much I vommed over myself yesterday.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:18, archived)

*vom-coughers high-five*
My body seems to have developed a delightful feedback loop where I wake up completely unable to breathe, blow my nose copiously and am then seized by a violent coughing fit, which blocks my nose up again.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:22, archived)

yer, that's what I've got
and when I blow my nose it looks like golden syrup
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:28, archived)

Noice.
I'm currently having a cocktail of thyme, ginger, cinnamon, eucalyptus, lemon peel and clove infusions, which my colleagues can smell from the other side of the office but I cannot smell at all, and all I can taste is hot.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:30, archived)

You went into work like that?
disgusting
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:37, archived)

Not really much choice at the moment.
I've got a three-day 'carence' under my health insurance, which means I have to be off for three days before it officially counts as sick leave, and I've handed in my notice so I'm not allowed to take any non-medical leave during my notice period. So it's a choice between coming in with the lurgy or going AWOL and not getting paid.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)

oh, if it's your old job then fuck em, infect them all
try spitting in all the tupperware boxes in the fridge too
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)

Lol, you think we have a fridge.
We've got a kettle and that's it, m8. I might guff in the kettle.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)

yo

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$$ ✅, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:25, archived)

dollar bizzle all up in the hizzle

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:28, archived)

yeh yeh
that's what I say
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:54, archived)

no it isn't mate, you say mneugh a lot and then drool all over yourself

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:57, archived)

oui oui

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 8:59, archived)

lol french really is an utterly ridiculous language isn't it

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:01, archived)

I think it's disgusting that they still teach it in schools, you're more likely to need bulgarian or polish, amirite

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:02, archived)

dunno about that
but German or Spanish would be infinitely more useful than a holophrastic leftover of a dead empire.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:20, archived)

spanish would let you talk to a lot of the world more easily, so yeah

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:28, archived)

aren't there more French speaking countries than Spanish?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:30, archived)

In Brazil they speak French with a funny accent.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:40, archived)

happy 10:01 o'clock CET

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:01, archived)

bottom cet

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:09, archived)

smart move

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:11, archived)

you hyped it up and it was a bit of a let down tbh

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 8 Feb 2018, 9:27, archived)

So long Frank, and thanks for all the plops
What do you miss from your past that you'd also never like to see again?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:10, archived)

That sounds like a bit of a contradiction

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:24, archived)

Yeah I don't think he's thought this thru

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:27, archived)

Was half tempted to do some long rambling variant on The Monkey's Paw but can't really be bothered

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:35, archived)

Peter Kaye would be good at this thread

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:51, archived)

there's plenty of things I miss from the past
but I don't want to revisit them because they might turn out to be a lot shitter than my memory of them, thus ruining everything. Eating a double decker after a decade was a bit like that.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:36, archived)

But that could just be a change in taste

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:38, archived)

yeah, maybe I've changed
but I don't want my happy memories to be changed by my changing.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:41, archived)

Sounds like you are some sort of sentimental prick

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:45, archived)

the old you never would have said that

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:14, archived)

Wagon Wheels eh, used to be 2ft across

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)

My mates shitting herself now that Krakow is expensive because the salt mine is 20 quid , she won't let me just pay for stuff, it ain't that dear in restaurants and that is it?

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:37, archived)

well, it can be a tourist trap so if you eat in the main square you'll play tourist prices
but step down any of the side streets and there are places for a third of the price. A pint will be between 1-2 pounds, a main course will be 5-6 quid.

Here's an average restaurant menu: zalewajka.com/menu/
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:50, archived)

Ta, I'll send her that, shut her up, I'm regretting agreeing to go now, I'd go down all the back streets and see where the working class like me go out , tbh I'd still stay in a hostel dorm or tent, don't bother me anyway

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:56, archived)

in that case you want a Milk Bar (Bar Mleczny)
it's the subsidized public canteens that sell the real Polish food for about 2 quid a portion. But you'll be playing roulette with it, since they deffo won't speak English.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:00, archived)

Fuck it, I've done it in more likely to get fish places , the rest I'll eat , she won't go but I like that sort of trip

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:04, archived)

Fish is "ryba". Dodge that word and you'll be golden.

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)

Japan was tough on me, but surprisingly most places have a mock up of the dishes so you can spot some fish

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)

Just ask for Pierogi
They're delicious
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)

I translated that and I'm having this 'MILLED PORK COOPERATION, NATURE, SET salads

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)

fucking brilliant
that's pork meatballs with mashed potatoes and chopped salad (probably grated carrot, grated beetroot, lettuce etc)
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:11, archived)

I've had that before , lucky guess, I've had that in norway too I think

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:14, archived)

It's all standard european stuff
KOTLET SCHABOWY is just schnitzel, GULASZ is any meaty stew etc etc. It's just your typical meat and two veg.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:17, archived)

I'm more concerned by the fact Poland might have a good relationship with Estonia

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:20, archived)

All of those words mean "rib eye"?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:57, archived)

lol
Rib eye steak with green salad, tomatoes and chips, or potatoes and dip.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:01, archived)

Complete and total absence of responsibility.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:52, archived)

Yeah, the next time you won't need to think for yourself you'll be senile

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 19:55, archived)

Why was he banned? Is our mod on the blob?

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broadsword w⚓, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)

they had a really bitter breakup and frank hasn't been making all his child support payments

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:11, archived)

Don't mention frank to Mano, it took the wookie a year to calm down, proper ding dong

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mongychops, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)

I honestly thought it was spanishfly at first

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$$ ✅, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:26, archived)

Do a couple of batshit mental exes who were dynamite in the sack count?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:18, archived)

yer, that sort of shit

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:26, archived)

Visiting my nan
Because it was a nice walk and that whole area is a massive car graveyard now. Wouldn't like to see the legless old bitch again, mind.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)

Cheers

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:44, archived)

I lol'd

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)

Agony

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 20:44, archived)

and ecstacy
your cries of pain my pleasure
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:11, archived)

beeter

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 7 Feb 2018, 21:15, archived)

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