Ah, feck it.
Last night wasn't when I was supposed to get bollixed; tonight's when I'm supposed to get bollixed.
Morning and whatnot and stuff.
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Last night wasn't when I was supposed to get bollixed; tonight's when I'm supposed to get bollixed.
Morning and whatnot and stuff.
( , Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:08, archived)
You may be right.
A friend came back from Paris last night and said "Let's go out for a drink", so we did. Then, during the course of said drink, she said "You are planning something for your last day tomorrow, aren't you?", which I wasn't particularly, but I'm seeing if I can round up some people.
( , Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:19, archived)
A friend came back from Paris last night and said "Let's go out for a drink", so we did. Then, during the course of said drink, she said "You are planning something for your last day tomorrow, aren't you?", which I wasn't particularly, but I'm seeing if I can round up some people.
( , Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:19, archived)
Could just be a genuine new member of our vibrant community
oh hahaha
( , Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)
oh hahaha
( , Wed 28 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)
I just got delivered some weed, lad rung me, said, oh he's outside in some old Suzuki thing, went outdide and the bloke must have been over 60, hope the old fellas getting paid, I tipped a fiver , do you tip?
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indentured slave to that blonde sort
I bet when he had to travel for business he looked up the nearest brass house
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:15, archived)
I bet when he had to travel for business he looked up the nearest brass house
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:15, archived)
Tbf I was surprised at the odd 45 for 3 bag price , if I'd known he'd have got fuck all
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
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It seems I'm going to Croatia this year
Got any holidays planned?
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:18, archived)
Got any holidays planned?
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:18, archived)
No.
Zagreb's nice, though, as long as you stay out of the touristy town centre. If you arrange to meet anyone in Zagreb, it'll be under the clock in the town square.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:24, archived)
Zagreb's nice, though, as long as you stay out of the touristy town centre. If you arrange to meet anyone in Zagreb, it'll be under the clock in the town square.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:24, archived)
Ah well you see I've not been there so I can't really comment.
You could buy some peas there for the record.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:37, archived)
You could buy some peas there for the record.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:37, archived)
Come on, you're blates going to stuff your face in all the cheap restaurants over there.
We asked our tour guide in Budapest why all the restaurants were so empty, and she told us that a three-course meal in a semi-decent restaurant cost an average monthly salary.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:58, archived)
We asked our tour guide in Budapest why all the restaurants were so empty, and she told us that a three-course meal in a semi-decent restaurant cost an average monthly salary.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:58, archived)
you'll be surprised to hear that I don't travel just to eat other foods
I'm really not that bothered about what the local cuisine is like.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)
I'm really not that bothered about what the local cuisine is like.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)
Do you bring all your own food with you when you travel, like the Dutch?
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No, I just mean I don't go out of my way to hunt down that quiet little bistro that serves the gorgeous dish that someone's dickhead girlfriend read about in the Guardian supplement
the best food in Norway was not, in fact, a pint of prawns, but a fat can of warmed up en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodd I bought from the local supermarket.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:15, archived)
the best food in Norway was not, in fact, a pint of prawns, but a fat can of warmed up en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodd I bought from the local supermarket.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:15, archived)
Still got to get the passport paperwork signed and sent.
A right palaver.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:27, archived)
A right palaver.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:27, archived)
mine expires next year, I'll have to get the blue one
or I could swap it now and get a nice EU one for ten years.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:57, archived)
or I could swap it now and get a nice EU one for ten years.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:57, archived)
Yer
Going to Copenhagen for a long weekend for my birthday then 2 weeks in Turkey in August
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)
Going to Copenhagen for a long weekend for my birthday then 2 weeks in Turkey in August
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:31, archived)
is that weird hippy drug island still accessible near copenhagen?
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:33, archived)
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take a kraft slice with you and put it on top of the biggest building you can
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:34, archived)
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:34, archived)
Your device battery is low.
Please connect the device to your computer.
OK
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:42, archived)
Please connect the device to your computer.
OK
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:42, archived)
We keep threatening to go to Amsterdam
but everything's just focused on the house at the moment
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:22, archived)
but everything's just focused on the house at the moment
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:22, archived)
Ah, now you see I found the sistine chapel quite moving
In spite of being annoyed at the people trying to hide the fact they were taking crappy photos with their phones
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:38, archived)
In spite of being annoyed at the people trying to hide the fact they were taking crappy photos with their phones
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:38, archived)
Can't smoke joints with baccy in the coffee shops anymore, fuck that
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
I'd have thought that actual green would be a more pleasant smoke than baccy and resin?
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:43, archived)
my mrs is going to croatia this year with a couple of her mates
i was thinking of hungaria or sutin, but got nothing planned yet. quite fancy something with a decent city festival type of thing going on.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:47, archived)
i was thinking of hungaria or sutin, but got nothing planned yet. quite fancy something with a decent city festival type of thing going on.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 14:47, archived)
I'm thinking of going to wanky wanky wanky wank wank wank wank wanky wanky wank this year
I hear it's lovely in the spring
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:53, archived)
I hear it's lovely in the spring
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 15:53, archived)
11:15
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)
I was just looking through Russell crowes art of divorce auction, he was quite an eclectic collector, paintings, guitars, movie stuff , should pay off his ex tho
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:47, archived)
once you've made your third multi-million dollar blockbuster
you probably have to close your ebay account, otherwise you'd buy the entire fucking site one night when you were drunk and bored.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)
you probably have to close your ebay account, otherwise you'd buy the entire fucking site one night when you were drunk and bored.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 11:54, archived)
possibly of interest to old fellas like you and mcbeef
www.thewire.co.uk/galleries/rave-flyers-1991-1993
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:02, archived)
www.thewire.co.uk/galleries/rave-flyers-1991-1993
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:02, archived)
I had some great ones, one ticket flyer was a pyramid with jelly baby's and a pill in
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:04, archived)
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There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:01, archived)
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Bit short sighted of them to not fit a shower behind the bookcase
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:14, archived)
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might as wheel this out for when the black ice comes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPRmOUxRMY
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:21, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPRmOUxRMY
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 12:21, archived)
i.redditmedia.com/ep72btujKPqyIUvkpHLuEeVdLA8Wso3EuXpaqAwbpNQ.jpg?w=960&s=7aa4955101e1910ca5e2e79e16742c96
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 8:14, archived)
They're certainly dripping with pizza grease, by the look of them.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:38, archived)
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:38, archived)
People, honestly.
They complain when they get snow and they complain when they don't.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)
They complain when they get snow and they complain when they don't.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)
Don't be
Just nipped to the doctor's to get blood taken and forgot to change out of my slippers
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:15, archived)
Just nipped to the doctor's to get blood taken and forgot to change out of my slippers
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:15, archived)
You don't make those sorts of mistakes when it's hovering near -20
Even opening the window takes your breath away.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:22, archived)
Even opening the window takes your breath away.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:22, archived)
what temperature is it where you are and are you leaving the house?
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:51, archived)
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:51, archived)
Many years ago, my cousin and I watched 'Head' halfway through an acid trip
and during 'Daddy's Song' my cousin had a really nasty turn. He ended up walking down to the creek to chill out, only to be confronted by zombies emerging from the shore. To my knowledge, he never did acid again.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)
and during 'Daddy's Song' my cousin had a really nasty turn. He ended up walking down to the creek to chill out, only to be confronted by zombies emerging from the shore. To my knowledge, he never did acid again.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:54, archived)
tell me who and I'll smash their fucking teeth in
nobody says that about MY morning.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)
nobody says that about MY morning.
( , Tue 27 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)
Fucksake.
Nobody's reading that shit you type...
What are you all up to this cold and frosty Monday?
I reckon I'll be polishing off the last of the joints and watching Thor 3.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:55, archived)
Nobody's reading that shit you type...
What are you all up to this cold and frosty Monday?
I reckon I'll be polishing off the last of the joints and watching Thor 3.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:55, archived)
i once ruined a plate of fish & chips by accidentally knocking my glass of squash over and soaking it
that looked a bit like dehydrated wee, i s'pose
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:16, archived)
that looked a bit like dehydrated wee, i s'pose
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:16, archived)
My nan once slopped coke over her chips, mistaking it for vinegar.
Nans and food, this is some high level /talk-ing.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:26, archived)
Nans and food, this is some high level /talk-ing.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:26, archived)
Named after the shark from jaws
Which was, in turn, named after Spielberg's lawyer
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:35, archived)
Which was, in turn, named after Spielberg's lawyer
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:35, archived)
I just assumed they'd done it as an aussie name , bruce and Shelia being what all aussies are called
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:47, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 19:47, archived)
Nah it must have entered their heads , I didn't know jaws was called bruce
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)
It was by all the crew
Spielberg took to calling it the great white turd because it broke down so often
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:22, archived)
Spielberg took to calling it the great white turd because it broke down so often
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:22, archived)
had free tickets to see a film called 'game night' tonight but it's very cold out and we're both a bit ill so fuck it
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:20, archived)
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I'd not heard of that one; it looks worth a watch.
Also get well soon.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:26, archived)
Also get well soon.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:26, archived)
yeah it looks alright but not really the kind of thing that HAS to be seen on a big screen. i'll stream it online at some point
also: cheers
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:46, archived)
also: cheers
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:46, archived)
I'll probably crack open the lambrini and get into some Aniston rom-coms :) :) :)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:50, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:50, archived)
cracked open a cold one and downloaded illegal warez because I am ;33t af
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:24, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:24, archived)
Hour long game of Pokémon with the youngest, followed by a late dinner.
/blog
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:28, archived)
/blog
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:28, archived)
I've just been bullied into allowing my boy to buy an online skin, I fucking hate that shit , 8 quid
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:43, archived)
Ugh.
Not a fan of that microtransaction crap. Made the mistake of letting mine buy Minecraft Story Mode for his tablet, not realising that you had to buy it in instalments. Fuck that noise.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
Not a fan of that microtransaction crap. Made the mistake of letting mine buy Minecraft Story Mode for his tablet, not realising that you had to buy it in instalments. Fuck that noise.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
I saw Harry Dean Stanton's final film today, what a wonderful film to end with.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)
COCK!
Now that I've got your attention....LOOK AT MY FUCKEN COCK!
Not really. Cold innit? It's been snowing on and off today. Not much, of course, but still. What has been lightly falling from the sky where YOU live? Probably shit or summat. Fucking pricks.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:22, archived)
Now that I've got your attention....LOOK AT MY FUCKEN COCK!
Not really. Cold innit? It's been snowing on and off today. Not much, of course, but still. What has been lightly falling from the sky where YOU live? Probably shit or summat. Fucking pricks.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:22, archived)
It's busy twohats.
Really busy. Boiler break downs. Fucking plumber off sick.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
Really busy. Boiler break downs. Fucking plumber off sick.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
Not a lot.
Yesterday I saw my psycho con man former landlord in the supermarket, the one who tried to rip me off for €10,000 by having the entire kitchen of my flat redone at my expense when I gave up the flat in perfectly serviceable condition. He gave me an evil glare, so I gave him an evil glare back.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
Yesterday I saw my psycho con man former landlord in the supermarket, the one who tried to rip me off for €10,000 by having the entire kitchen of my flat redone at my expense when I gave up the flat in perfectly serviceable condition. He gave me an evil glare, so I gave him an evil glare back.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
I'm cancelling my trip due to the lack of snedge, might just go pub
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:33, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:33, archived)
I am leaving in 10 mins.
There are already delays.
#Commuterchat
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:35, archived)
There are already delays.
#Commuterchat
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:35, archived)
I was going to go fishing, but unless I can get a good 12 inches it's not worth risking just being cold all night
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:37, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:37, archived)
snow like mild dandruff here
occasional flake, but not much else
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:38, archived)
occasional flake, but not much else
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 15:38, archived)
Good article plotting the rise and fall of a huge market
www.hodinkee.com/articles/four-revolutions-led-watches
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:19, archived)
www.hodinkee.com/articles/four-revolutions-led-watches
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:19, archived)
yeah, a few flakes here too
everyone is hoping that it'll settle and work will be closed tomorrow but if that happens, i just won't get paid for the day. zero hour contract ftw!!!
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:20, archived)
everyone is hoping that it'll settle and work will be closed tomorrow but if that happens, i just won't get paid for the day. zero hour contract ftw!!!
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:20, archived)
Alright grrry, my fishing gear is all ready to rock , fingers crossed there's enough snow here to make it worth going
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:49, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:49, archived)
No absolutely terrible, pointless even trying really , but if you get a snow carp it makes a great picture
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:58, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 7:58, archived)
Funny enough if you Google snow carp people have made some good ones
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)
we've hit the point where it's too cold for snow
-7 all weekend then -15 last night, my balls clanked on my morning walk
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:02, archived)
-7 all weekend then -15 last night, my balls clanked on my morning walk
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:02, archived)
Morning.
Everyone over here's bleating about record low temperatures but I think they're just being jessies for the time being. It doesn't feel any colder than last week.
Good luck to garidead on the examination. How long until you know the results?
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:09, archived)
Everyone over here's bleating about record low temperatures but I think they're just being jessies for the time being. It doesn't feel any colder than last week.
Good luck to garidead on the examination. How long until you know the results?
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:09, archived)
all seems bollocks to me
we used to have winters reaching -20 regularly, and I encountered -30 once where you can feel the water crystalizing on your eyeballs. Not seen winters that harsh for a decade.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:18, archived)
we used to have winters reaching -20 regularly, and I encountered -30 once where you can feel the water crystalizing on your eyeballs. Not seen winters that harsh for a decade.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:18, archived)
-20's the worst I've personally experienced, in St Petersburg and then in New York.
The sight of a snowflake around here, though, is the harbinger of a wave of collective panic that makes people drive like terrified idiots.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)
The sight of a snowflake around here, though, is the harbinger of a wave of collective panic that makes people drive like terrified idiots.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)
Yeah, but it makes a nice change for everyone to be sedate and careful rather than driving like a just passed 17 year old on drugs and with a car full of mates
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:24, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:24, archived)
Oh no, this is the other kind of terrified idiocy.
This is the "It's a bit slippy out; I reckon I could drift my way across this T-junction" kind.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:28, archived)
This is the "It's a bit slippy out; I reckon I could drift my way across this T-junction" kind.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:28, archived)
My daughter was in tears on account of there being no snow and no school closures.
Also, her brother is off sick, which is a great injustice.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:36, archived)
Also, her brother is off sick, which is a great injustice.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:36, archived)
It's a bit cold.
But no snow in the West country, and none expected for a couple of days.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:40, archived)
But no snow in the West country, and none expected for a couple of days.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:40, archived)
that's good news
you don't want all three teeth in your village to start chattering
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:49, archived)
you don't want all three teeth in your village to start chattering
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:49, archived)
Today I get to share the office with three women.
They've now been yakking for a solid half-hour about how shocking it is that parents buy their children iPhones and children shouldn't be allowed to have their telephones in bed and such-and-such a kid borrowed someone else's phone and sent a message to all the parents asking permission to go home from school and they're too young to have the internet on their phones and so-and-so threw a tantrum because her brother got a better phone than she did and bla bla bla Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells bla bla bla bloody Nora.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)
They've now been yakking for a solid half-hour about how shocking it is that parents buy their children iPhones and children shouldn't be allowed to have their telephones in bed and such-and-such a kid borrowed someone else's phone and sent a message to all the parents asking permission to go home from school and they're too young to have the internet on their phones and so-and-so threw a tantrum because her brother got a better phone than she did and bla bla bla Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells bla bla bla bloody Nora.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)
I had a super mario watch in primary school with a built in game
it's why I'm addicted to collecting gold coins now
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:04, archived)
it's why I'm addicted to collecting gold coins now
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:04, archived)
Inject lactulose into some chocolates
That should get shut of them
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)
That should get shut of them
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)
Most of the commuting network into London has collapsed due to the possibility of snow.
2 hours 40 fucking minutes to cover 83 miles.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:02, archived)
2 hours 40 fucking minutes to cover 83 miles.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:02, archived)
Calais is about 80 miles from London m8, it's hardly in the commuter belt
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:09, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:09, archived)
It's not my regular commute. I am staying at the seaside at the mo'.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:08, archived)
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knowing that you drove a knackered old soviet two-stroke instead makes that even better
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:18, archived)
Takes me 20 mins to walk to the station. Before all the bollocks.
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:19, archived)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:19, archived)
I feel so sorry for you, Mr house in the country, house on the coast.
Your greed is taking food from the mouths of starving poor
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)
Your greed is taking food from the mouths of starving poor
( , Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:15, archived)
Not bad
Nice chilled night in front of the telly with a pint or two
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:48, archived)
Nice chilled night in front of the telly with a pint or two
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:48, archived)
I'm drinking hot mulled wine with honey
which feels medicinal and is making me drunk and warm. Might put on a cream turtleneck sweater in a minute and have a bit of a sing, in front of the roaring fire in my log cabin in the 80s.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:23, archived)
which feels medicinal and is making me drunk and warm. Might put on a cream turtleneck sweater in a minute and have a bit of a sing, in front of the roaring fire in my log cabin in the 80s.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:23, archived)
You've just given me a nice flashback of the first time I ever watched The Pink Panther,
with David Niven and the very lovely Claudia Cardinale in the chalet in the mountains.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)
with David Niven and the very lovely Claudia Cardinale in the chalet in the mountains.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:49, archived)
Ive got a touch of the sniffles, but I'm cool ... then hot...oh hahahaha
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:53, archived)
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:53, archived)
Sometime sent me a link to Sirens feminist theatre
which was disconcerting.
youtu.be/rbs7q5E5mHE
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)
which was disconcerting.
youtu.be/rbs7q5E5mHE
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)
There used to be a lot of this wank
around in Brighton. I used to see flyers in pubs for it, seems to have dried up over the last couple of years. Maybe I've just stopped noticing it.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:13, archived)
around in Brighton. I used to see flyers in pubs for it, seems to have dried up over the last couple of years. Maybe I've just stopped noticing it.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:13, archived)
Mr Madiba!
A gifted African spiritual healer from birth!
Can help you with:
Financial debt!
Sexual impotence!
Gay!
Black magic!
That was handed to me at East Croydon station in about 1999.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:45, archived)
A gifted African spiritual healer from birth!
Can help you with:
Financial debt!
Sexual impotence!
Gay!
Black magic!
That was handed to me at East Croydon station in about 1999.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:45, archived)
It would have been funny if he'd handed it to a South African bloke
who took exception at Nelson Mandela's honorific being exploited like that, and lamped him.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)
who took exception at Nelson Mandela's honorific being exploited like that, and lamped him.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:48, archived)
Probably had too many calls from people wanting help with how to be gay.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)
Send them to b3ta...
Look ladies, another joke about Trump. He's ORANGE! Now THAT is art. Leave it to the lads then get back in the kitchen.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:12, archived)
Look ladies, another joke about Trump. He's ORANGE! Now THAT is art. Leave it to the lads then get back in the kitchen.
( , Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:12, archived)
Alright wobblers?
I've had a great day and I'm a bit pissed. You wanna go?
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:24, archived)
I've had a great day and I'm a bit pissed. You wanna go?
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:24, archived)
I'm going down the Punter.
Got Stella 4 on at 3 quid a pint until they run out.
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)
Got Stella 4 on at 3 quid a pint until they run out.
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)
You cunts always do this, it's fucking freezing and I'm strolling, you better drop me off later
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:07, archived)
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:07, archived)
Soz, danno says he'll get polish Tom to drop you back when we're done.
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:09, archived)
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:09, archived)
thanks for discussing Taskmaster yesterday
I had a good laugh watching people eat melon
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
I had a good laugh watching people eat melon
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
I never found him that funny before
but the fury with which he approached that task has astounded me
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:00, archived)
but the fury with which he approached that task has astounded me
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:00, archived)
The guard fell off me beard trimmer.
I no longer have a beard.
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:07, archived)
I no longer have a beard.
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:07, archived)
I just trimmed mine then decided to keep going and have a hair cut
1/2" all over, slightly longer on top. i look like action man now. (lol cos i cut my nob off lol)
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)
1/2" all over, slightly longer on top. i look like action man now. (lol cos i cut my nob off lol)
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)
The guard fell off my clippers once and I took a chunk out of the back of my hair so I shaved it all off
then we went to a wedding and someone asked my wife if I was recovering from chemo lol
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:32, archived)
then we went to a wedding and someone asked my wife if I was recovering from chemo lol
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:32, archived)
remember when the thick one out of vicar of dibley was still alive?
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:46, archived)
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:46, archived)
idk i don't mind that bonobo stuff but it seems to lack urgency or passion
or saink
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 1:03, archived)
or saink
( , Sat 24 Feb 2018, 1:03, archived)
1. What bird appears in the name of the whistle used throughout the Keith Papworth track "Victorian Vintage", used in the 1978 film "Dawn of the Dead"?
2. What does a football referee blowing his whistle three times traditionally signify?
3. What could siblings Elspeth and Angus summon by blowing their Thistle Whistles?
4. In which 1944 film did Lauren Bacall deliver her famous "whistle" line?
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:24, archived)
I only know two for Def , the Lauren one I know I know, it'll come to me, the first one I have no idea
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:28, archived)
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:28, archived)
I read number one wrong, I thought you wanted to identify a birds whistle used in the film
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:32, archived)
Women are allowed to wear suits now, it's political correctness gone mad
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:08, archived)
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:08, archived)
Wow.
This is going down in history as a football question to which I actually knew the answer.
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:52, archived)
This is going down in history as a football question to which I actually knew the answer.
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:52, archived)
5. Name the Disney cartoon featuring seven whistlers.
6. Which Guns N' Roses song opens with a few seconds of whistling?
7. Name the Enid Blyton character.
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 21:27, archived)
8. the theft of the painting 'whistler's mother' is central to the plot of which 1997 film?
9. how many secret whistles are hidden throughout super mario bros 3
10. which american cereal gave away toy whistles that could be used for 'phone phreaking'
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:29, archived)
9. how many secret whistles are hidden throughout super mario bros 3
10. which american cereal gave away toy whistles that could be used for 'phone phreaking'
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:29, archived)
12. How do builders on a site traditionally express their approval of an attractive passing woman?
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 22:37, archived)
sorry, you have answered incorrectly
this was the simplest question in what was clearly marked as a whistle based test. you are terminally thick. please surrender all sharp objects
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:21, archived)
this was the simplest question in what was clearly marked as a whistle based test. you are terminally thick. please surrender all sharp objects
( , Fri 23 Feb 2018, 23:21, archived)
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