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modolith

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 23:35, archived)
Gonz has posted a photo of a pregnant woman standing up on a tube carriage on the Shit London FB page
and one of the replies is "Are you some kind of special pervert?"

I dun a lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 17:37, archived)
Ah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 17:49, archived)

standing up on a carriage shitting in a pringles
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 18:00, archived)
That was richard m8

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 18:33, archived)
Pregnant woman or
Facebook poster?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 18:34, archived)
Vegetarian option pls

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 18:44, archived)
Leaves.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 20:10, archived)
MEATSNAKE poster will be pleased

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 20:26, archived)
Well really...

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:00, archived)
QUICK, TELL MUMSNET!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 19:37, archived)
K

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 20:30, archived)
some kind of special K

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:54, archived)
I've put grrr on ignore, lol.
How long until he notices?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:39, archived)
haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:40, archived)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:42, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:41, archived)
Super lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:42, archived)
Still chilly
How much longer until it starts warming up, do you reckon? My mum says that the temperature's due to drop again over easter, but I've not read that anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:49, archived)
So I guess my question is this;
Is my mum full of fucken shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)
old people have a sense for this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:52, archived)
you might be right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:58, archived)
i thought of you this morning as i left for work
mainly because my blue headphones were tangled though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:16, archived)
and how did that make you feel?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:23, archived)
irritated, but in a sexy way

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:32, archived)
White Easter mate. Full on blizzard

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:55, archived)

hite Easter mate. Full on bl are bringing out a novelty single, it's just that cold
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:57, archived)
#keepeasterwhite #christiancountry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:57, archived)
about 30 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:55, archived)
29 minutes till he posted about it
do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:13, archived)
so he checks the popular page often then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:15, archived)
all he craves is our approval

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:18, archived)
He's got an arduino nerd machine that f5s every page on b3ta constantly and alerts him of new posts.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:23, archived)
Poor grrry
And for monolith www.gq-magazine.co.uk/gallery/best-watches-baselworld-2018
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:59, archived)
Chopard Quattro or Patek Philippe Aquanaut, I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:01, archived)
yeah the chopard for me too
the aquanaut is too ladylike though and windy's choice looks more like it's for young people
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:11, archived)
oh, I wouldn't wear them

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:12, archived)
Tudor black bay for me

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:06, archived)
I find it odd that they've done a Pepsi black bay and rolex have done a Pepsi gmt in ss

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:12, archived)
the pepsi rolex reminds me of a fake tag heuer my dad once bought back for me from america

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:14, archived)
I spotted that, coincidence no?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:19, archived)
gotta say i'm not that taken with any of them, to be honest
maybe i'm just a philistine
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:10, archived)
I haven't worn a wristwatch in more than 25 years
there
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:11, archived)
wrisTWATch

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:12, archived)
lol
what's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:13, archived)
i had some irn bru

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:15, archived)
oh come on you know how silly you get on that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:18, archived)
i'mna give mcbeef a run for his money in the silly boy stakes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:19, archived)
ah ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:18, archived)
Well that explains a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:18, archived)
it does?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:18, archived)
oh yeah, we're all getting a much clearer picture now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:22, archived)
well I'm double glad that mongy posted that link now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:23, archived)
comic to cheer you up
i.imgur.com/F0AyLzX.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:34, archived)
aw, just like people!
for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:52, archived)
*shocked face*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:24, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:25, archived)
you monster

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 17:25, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S07E24/BwG0pVhkvt2tDPBjOsqDTFORvXw=.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:39, archived)
damn that fat Jamaican guy!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:42, archived)
Another popular post from yesterday, who is scrolling through reading all the shit we type from yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:02, archived)
not me
i barely read any of it the first time around
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:09, archived)
Asks the man who is bored enough to be perusing the Popular page.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:11, archived)
I'm getting that neck thing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:16, archived)
meningitis?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:25, archived)
men in the gents more like!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:34, archived)
Well it's a 'lol' from me!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:36, archived)
A wattle?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:32, archived)
I think it's because I'm upset

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:35, archived)
I'm upset they didn't put a photo of Mcbeef in the article.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 16:51, archived)
That thread was bang out of order
What else is gnab?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 13:48, archived)
my fucken nipples

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:06, archived)
you have to touch them with your thumb just so if you want them to make the squealy noise m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:27, archived)
i got radio luxembourg once lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:31, archived)
IBYD
YDOB
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:31, archived)
gnab is bang in the right order, just backwards.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:11, archived)
backwards isn't the right order then, thicko

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:25, archived)
If I poured milk all over your kitchen worktop, sprinked cereal in the puddle and then perched a bowl on top
that's not a fucking breakfast is it
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:26, archived)
i mean, arguably it is
but i don't think the two examples are comparable anyway
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:38, archived)
the jewry

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:13, archived)
+elle
+counter at argos
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:38, archived)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:31, archived)
any exciting baselworld news today?
i forgot to google the stuff you mentioned yesterday, soz
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:39, archived)
btw windy, I noticed as soon as your post got on the populol page

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:08, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:14, archived)
thought i'd been shadowbanned tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 15:23, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:11, archived)
brb, doing pinch harmonics

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:26, archived)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:35, archived)
time for a 20 minute guitar solo

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:40, archived)
Remember to take regular, 20 minute breaks between Zakk Wylde albums

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:43, archived)
I've had enough of that chubby rock viking for a bit
it was a good gig but the piano section ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:47, archived)
Ah well, glad you enjoyed yourself
'member when guns n roses started using an orchestra? Ah, the early 90's
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:50, archived)
there was very much a November Rain feel to it at that point.
and like GnR's later output, I am also producing some particularly noxious guffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:51, archived)
Aka "the spaghetti incident"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:52, archived)
most of the Use Your Illusion tracks are trash as well

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:54, archived)
Oh, no question
That really should've been one album, at best
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:56, archived)
YOU JEALOUS COS YOUR DAD GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:57, archived)
That track's fun
But a b-side, really
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:58, archived)
you're being over generous
they barely had one album in them at their 'peak'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:55, archived)
that's arguably true
Appetite is the boy, Lies was an EP with a couple of extras, then UYI. Yep, one decent album. The defence rests, your honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
Someone listed an item to sell on my ebay account
Fucking thing. I'm cancelling it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:41, archived)
I suspect McBeef was involved
Naturally I can't prove it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:51, archived)
Well, I had a couple days off and it's all gone to shit at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:38, archived)
Oh dear
Apprentice?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:42, archived)
Nah. They're alright, they fired one guy and the other chap is on suspension.
Got to wait until somebody turns in to find out. I'm on my own in the workshop as the apprentices are at college Thursdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:50, archived)
Wow!
Wonder if they fought each other
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:51, archived)
I hope so

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:52, archived)
one encroached on the other's drug-dealing turf and they battled it out

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:52, archived)
Someone will come in and say that they've all been fired at the request of the new owner
"New owner?" says Windy. Then, in strolls a man wearing a dark suit and tie. Camera slowly pans up....IT'S ONLY GERALD!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:55, archived)
crash zoom to windy's face

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:57, archived)
The apprentice was a plant

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:58, archived)
it wouldn't surprise me if all of windy's team
were just ferns with googly eyes on. No-one's been fired, but windy heard "one's been binned and the other's in the hothouse" (because nobody watered them in Windy's absence) and he's jumped to conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:13, archived)
Well, I know what happened now, but this is better.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:16, archived)
Did they ensorcel a mop
to clean up the workshop. But the magic got out of hand and the mop duplicated itsel, smashed the place up and attempted to drown a mouse?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:25, archived)
Got it in one

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:27, archived)
Well I didn't see that coming

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:47, archived)
+SIMPSON

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:58, archived)
gay it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:30, archived)
alweyz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:49, archived)
you're not the usual guy, what happened to him?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
restructuring

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)
restructure this
*thrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:56, archived)
More jobs for the boys, it sickens me

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)
I've got a bad case of vodka and coke shits
they're red and they have podka dots on :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
I hope you are suitably braced

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
get back on it you lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:11, archived)
I've got a business meeting in ten minutes
I'll get back on it as soon as that's dealt with.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:17, archived)
mongy, I've told you about this sort of behaviour :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43494028
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:21, archived)
a black a grey
a shemale gay
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:29, archived)
Ray
a drop of golden suuuuun.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:56, archived)
Serves him right for mugging David Dickinson and stealing all his fake tan.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:53, archived)
"at about 13:00 GMT"
If only he'd had some way of knowing the exact time.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 22:15, archived)
As a Charlton fan I find this incredibly offensive, well done

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 22:21, archived)
I just bothered reading it, croydon ain't sarf East lahndahn for a start, but I like the fact he had a muller, I'd assume a mille

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 22:27, archived)
I've just had to write a list of all 'foreigners' I've known in the past 20 years
It was pretty short because I'm a billy no-mates. At the risk of starting the shittest thread in history, what's your list and what's on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:05, archived)
Things that need doing around the house
Everything I look at just uncovers another 20 things.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:06, archived)
I keep getting told that we're in no rush
but, and in my best Veruca Salt voice, I want it noooooooow.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:07, archived)
I know what you mean
I'm planning a complete renovation next summer and keep thinking I can do it bit by bit, but in order to do A you have to do B first which requires C which only makes sense if you do A at the same time, so I can't win.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8159927
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:08, archived)

youtu.be/4zUPTPlkqDg?t=8m49s
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:25, archived)
christ that was dull

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:40, archived)
Try this one
youtu.be/D-uM3GLZd9w
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:37, archived)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:11, archived)
I like the new watches , there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:10, archived)

imgur.com/a/UhVD0
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:14, archived)
Not my thing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)
I keep a big list of passwords in plaintext on my home PC.
I should probably add "password manager" to my "to do" list.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:13, archived)
I keep a list, but in a cryptic reference
like "that vegetable inverted excitedly" mean Baccages!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:15, archived)
I have an intense dislike of cryptic crosswords.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:17, archived)
I'm not surprised, considering how shit you are at Dingbats

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:18, archived)
I used to get quotes e upset about text adventures, too.
When the solution to not dying in one game was to flip over a mattress and drink from an exposed spring, I pretty much vowed never to bother with one ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:23, archived)
I'm quotes e upset by that typo, too.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:24, archived)
^^this is why you weren't very good at text adventures m10-6+4

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:26, archived)
Don't think my Spectrum +2 had a gesture keyboard.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:35, archived)
how 'bout THIS gesture?!
*makes rude gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:26, archived)
Heavens to Murgatroyd!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 20:02, archived)
Lastpass is free, you have no excuse.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:01, archived)
Mick Jones
Al Greenwood
Lou Gram
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:18, archived)
I've been waiting, for a list like this
to come in to my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:19, archived)
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:34, archived)
That's gold, Dollars. GOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:35, archived)
Durr, it's made from powdered ovalts.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:36, archived)
google tells me the swiss name was Ovumaltine
which just makes me think of Homer pretending to play Lisa's saxophone
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:57, archived)
if there's marmite for people who like it, why isn't there marmightn't for those who don't?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:21, archived)
I bought my brother and his wife some special gravy when they got married
Bisandbersto
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:34, archived)
Wanked into a turkey baster and impregnated his missus, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:02, archived)
Happy international downs syndrome day everyone!
World Down Syndrome Day (WDSD) is observed on March 21. On this day, people with Down syndrome and those who live and work with them throughout the world organize and participate in activities and events to raise public awareness and create a single global voice for advocating for the rights, inclusion and well being of people with Down syndrome.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:43, archived)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:46, archived)

How are you celebrating?
I'm going to put on a propeller hat, hold a Kit Kat until the chocolate melts all over my hand then offer it to people while dribbling.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:48, archived)
You have my full support

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:08, archived)
videos that i need to replace with dvd's
just over 300 done, only about 40 to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:20, archived)
once you're finished with that you can transfer all your magnetic cassettes to minidisc.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:23, archived)
fuck that, i'll never be finished
i can't go shopping without seeing a new film i have to buy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:30, archived)
This is probably a good arguement in favour of torrenting.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:51, archived)
probably
but i love actually owning the dvd's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:54, archived)
Take up a lot of space, though.
All my dvd shelves will go when we redecorate, and all the DVDs will be consigned to the loft.
I'll still buy and rip, rather than download, though. I've bought a few films through Amazon Prime Video, but that always feels like more of a long term loan.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:57, archived)
i've got cabinets especially fir dvd's and dragons

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:09, archived)
I ditched all of my VHSs about 15 years ago
because of the fucking storage space they took up. It was ridiculous. Then, when we moved, I gave a couple of hundred dvd's to the charity shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:54, archived)
Friend of a friend (of a friend, etc) put out a call for "anything on VHS" when they found themselves with a vcr and plenty of spare time.
My brother had a betamax deck during his year in Spain, with about 3 tapes and no hope of acquiring more.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:00, archived)
When I got rid of mine, they were in open boxes in my flat
so whenever someone came round, they could help themselves. The dvds all ended up in the loft, hence why they got ditched when we moved. I'm not moving pointless shit from one loft to another.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:03, archived)
I think there's a fair few I boxes in my loft that have gone unopened between moves.
Reckon they'll only ever get sorted if we decide to get the loft converted into a room.
Then again, we've got 2 lofts, so they could just get shifted to the smaller one.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:07, archived)
We've got a much smaller loft now
so a strict rule has been put in place. Christmas decorations and luggage only. If there's no room for it in the house, it goes in the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:15, archived)
This is a very sensible approach.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:24, archived)
I found a carrier bag full of baby shoes, Ems
The amount of shit that got thrown up there was infuriating.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:26, archived)
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BABIES, TWO HATS?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:30, archived)
*slowly closes loft hatch*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:31, archived)
that's some Auschwitz level shit right there

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:33, archived)
arbeit macht frei, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:33, archived)
bit harsh, those boys aren't getting any smaller

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:27, archived)
life's hard
never too early to learn that lesson
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:29, archived)
i keep them to remind me of what needs replacing
then they're gone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:10, archived)
But then if there's a chance of you forgetting what films you had
do you really need them at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:16, archived)
Maybe it's so that she'll get a nice surprise when choosing something to watch?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:25, archived)
I bought Videodrome on bluray the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:02, archived)
James Woods is an absolute delight on Twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 20:03, archived)
nobody appears to have asked you yet why you had to do that,
so i'm gonna. why did you have to do that, Grrry?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:08, archived)
The missus needs super top secret mega global security permissions for her job
so they need to run background checks on everyone. Dunno whether my brother's habit of permanently borrowing other people's cars is going to fuck it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:12, archived)
When I worked at L*gica I was supposed to get BS clearance and could apply for SC if I wanted.
But I just didn't fill the forms in and nobody asked me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:03, archived)
lol, "BS"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 20:01, archived)
Being investigated as a Russian spy, I expect.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:12, archived)
surprisingly close to the truth

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:17, archived)
My father-in-law is a known communist agitator, which would probably prevent me holding a position of any of the more sensitive areas of public service.
He's also banned from Israel, which might make travel to the US difficult, I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:29, archived)
It's because we don't care, MGT
come on, you know that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:17, archived)
well i care.
i went to see the Care Bears movie at the cinema when it came out, so i'm all up on the cares
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:36, archived)
Woah
I'm out of my depth here
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:38, archived)
I saw that too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:35, archived)
*care fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:14, archived)
better thread ideas
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(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:48, archived)
Nobody wants to talk about baselworld, terrible watch forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:54, archived)
go on mongy, show us your fave

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:07, archived)
It's only day one, but I like the new root beer looking gmt, I like tudors version of the Pepsi gmt more than rollies

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:20, archived)
/tock

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:41, archived)
People who've been naughty, and people who've been nice.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:49, archived)
I'm worried sick about Ant & Dec
Ant is battling with demons, and I'm not confident that Dec can sustain a solo career. I'm so worried, you guys.

What are YOU worried about? *rings hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:01, archived)
I'm worried I might shit myself with only a moments notice.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:04, archived)
how much notice would you like?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:07, archived)
I'd rather it didn't happen at all if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:08, archived)
don't knock it till you've tried it
mcbeef did it once and has never looked back, it's become a part of his daily routine now
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:12, archived)
6.00-6.15: workout video sharting

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:18, archived)
I hope he has one of those 80s leotards that rides really high on the hips
lol tard
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:23, archived)
I bet you do

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:26, archived)
Disasters, fires, floods.
AND killer bees.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:05, archived)
oh, so now you're got something against werewolves?
jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:19, archived)
my kitchen will suffer complete collapse before I get the chance to renovate it properly
I''m definitely cooking on borrowed time.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:07, archived)
Man survived for thousands of years without a kitchen m8, you just need to put your hunter gatherer hat on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:08, archived)
but mushroom season isn't for months yet

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:22, archived)
I also have defecatory difficulties today

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:16, archived)
life

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:18, archived)
oh life

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:19, archived)
is the name of the game

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:22, archived)
i'm worried about
heat death
dark flow
the cosmic event horizon coming closer and closer
herpes
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:07, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 6:48, archived)
hello Herr Winders
happy Mother's Day to all our Lebanese /talkers and happy Harmony Day to all our Australian /talkers. If you're from Namibia, happy Independence Day
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:18, archived)
What fantastic days of celebration for our international borders.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:21, archived)
dunno why you are spurning all the Persian /talkers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:44, archived)
because their holiday today is shared by other some countries and I didn't want to spam this board with international gibberish

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:33, archived)
What have you got against puppets, you horrible bigot?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:35, archived)
don't know what you're saying

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:52, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:37, archived)
Morning, Windy.
Didn't need to kickstart the boiler, this morning, so woke up in a warm house for a change. Feels like winning.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:27, archived)
You thought about getting it fixed?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:33, archived)
I know you're a sparky not a plumber
but boilers don't make little baby boilers m8
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:51, archived)
Had it seen to, fairly recently, for a different problem,
and the plumber reckoned we'd likely keep having trouble on account of it being too small a boiler for the size of the house.
No doubt we'll call him back out to work whatever dark magic it is that makes boilers go, and he can tell me the same thing again.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:32, archived)
Alright.
Slept the sleep of the dead last night. Woke up with a trapped nerve in my back. Wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:35, archived)
I'm creaky too
kid wouldn't sleep so I had to try and get in a single bed with her, sleeping on my side all night like a fucking student bunking up with some drunk slag he's just picked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:46, archived)
No one made you have kids mate,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:48, archived)
I've still earnt my right to moan about them for the rest of eternity

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:51, archived)
Take it mumsnet you beakering shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:52, archived)
AIBU calling you a dopey wanker?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:02, archived)
I'd just let mine crawl into my bed, when they were like that.
While they're little, a double bed is just about big enough to accommodate 2 + 1.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:55, archived)
^ rose tinted spectacles, overlooking the many mornings where I'd wakeup on the edge of my own bed, without any duvet

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
It sleeps downstairs, we're upstairs
so someone has to take the depressing trudge down for the inevitable 4am screamathon.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:08, archived)
I thought you had a baby, not a dog?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:09, archived)
I don't see any difference tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:13, archived)
"My dogs are like my babies!"
Your biological clock just wound down.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:18, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:08, archived)
It's been a bit full on at chez pig for a couple of days,
I've got today off and already feel the tension falling away as I sort things out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:17, archived)
glad to hear it
what's the cause of all the stress at home?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:48, archived)
he's finally been given the go ahead to transition

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:50, archived)
oh
well that's great news!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:57, archived)
What might be right for you, may not be right for some
as diff'rent strokes said
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:25, archived)
Ullo hay indy way

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:09, archived)
Are you ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:17, archived)
Good lol how r u lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:30, archived)
Good lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:37, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:39, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:23, archived)
DollarDollar

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:26, archived)
can you dig it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:43, archived)
I can, tangled :)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:50, archived)
I knew you wouldn't let me down
x
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:50, archived)
x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
I've got a shovel

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:57, archived)
Yo
There was a person of indeterminate sex dancing down the high st this morning, like not just jiggling but full on busting moves, and who can blame them? To be alive in Surrey on a Wednesday morning is truly heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:43, archived)
I was warming up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:45, archived)
I might go for a dance.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:53, archived)
dance like nobodies watching

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:07, archived)

tch nk
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:07, archived)
food dancing?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:11, archived)
I'd forgotten about that
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:18, archived)
Thread that few people are going to see in a timely manner.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:24, archived)
The big watch thing starts tomorrow, meh, I don't care , clocks go forwards soon and that's better for carping, if your a wanker eh, who cares

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:39, archived)
Ambassador, you are really losing me with this whole cramming four sentences into one business.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:40, archived)
It's a stream of consciousness

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:42, archived)
I get a touch of the old consciousness after a couple of glasses of prune juice.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:47, archived)
Alright, James Joyce

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:08, archived)

'Insert picture of Flavor Flav.'
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:21, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 13:59, archived)
that was me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:57, archived)
I know, and I'm very disappointed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:57, archived)
I guess this is what happens when you web while online

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:59, archived)
CANNY FANNY SNAPS TRANNY

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:05, archived)
this doesn't quite explain what's happened
but it's a cracking headline. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:09, archived)
I'm presuming the "ghost" is just a bloke in a dress
and that the cameraman is a complete and utter fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:27, archived)
oh
I see
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:28, archived)
i mean, it doesn't help that there's a person called fanny in the news story
maybe take it back to the drawing board, eh
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:38, archived)
no-one reads all that shit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:08, archived)
OMG that's totes spooky.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:27, archived)
Very elaborate troll, Nelson never married
#historygaffes
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:44, archived)
Terrible bullying of Winnie Mandela.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:46, archived)
oh bother

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:21, archived)

.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:41, archived)
false flag by Soros

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:17, archived)
rip /calendar :'''''''''''''''''''''''''''(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:19, archived)
and mictoboy's dictionary

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:01, archived)
"Tony, from Southampton"
well, that explains it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:36, archived)
A CANNIT SEE IT MAN

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:53, archived)
Put yer da's Facebook profile into the Cambridge Analitica tool and a load of Clarkson books came out.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:32, archived)
Your connection is not secure
 
The website tried to negotiate an inadequate level of security.

www.portsmouth.co.uk uses security technology that is outdated and vulnerable to attack. An attacker could easily reveal information which you thought to be safe. The website administrator will need to fix the server first before you can visit the site.

Error code: NS_ERROR_NET_INADEQUATE_SECURITY
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:59, archived)
aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
the ghost stole our internet
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:50, archived)
His energy attracts spirits.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:53, archived)
How many fingers have you had up your bum:
a) at once
b) ever

alt: what did/will you have for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:52, archived)
more bullying of mongy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:57, archived)
i'm sure he's fat and dull enough to take it
edited to add:
turns out he wasn't, lol
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:59, archived)
I'm enjoying living in your head , you must really have quite the thing for me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:06, archived)
i barely notice you tbph
other sad cunts seem to like it when people take the piss out of you though
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:21, archived)
Ok course that'll be it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:29, archived)
oK coUrSe tHaT'Ll bE iT!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:45, archived)
yeah i think so
i remember drawing this picture of you in 2013. if you look at all my comments, you barely ever feature. soz.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:08, archived)
'i don't think about you'
'here's a picture i did of you 5 years ago to try and upset you that i both still remember and am able to retrieve'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:52, archived)
It's a strange one brb, might just stick it back on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:10, archived)
if you feel that strongly about me and you can't cope with reading my stuff, go ahead
seems odd to brag about being 'in my head' then get so upset.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:41, archived)
dropbox

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:38, archived)
i am able to sum up 5 years worth of interactions with one dull person in one post
and i'm not trying to upset anyone, i'm having a laugh because we have a right laugh here, remember?
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:42, archived)
a) none, b) none, c) leftover fried rice

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:59, archived)
so you have never been curious enough to stick your own finger up your own bum?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:18, archived)
I can recall bending over in front of a mirror, as a kid,
to observe my anus, but I've never felt the need to have a feel around inside.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:27, archived)
jesus fucking christ

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:28, archived)
Hey, I didn't start this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:29, archived)
seems strange to be so incurious.
i can understand people lying because of pride and shame, but the idea that you never stuck a digit up there, not even by accident, is more than a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:03, archived)
Not sticking your finger up your own arse is odd?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:31, archived)
yeah i think so

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:38, archived)
Only if you're fingermouse.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:40, archived)
none
steak sandwich.

not been here since thursday and i'm surrounded by cunts, so i'm off home again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8159644
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:18, archived)
I suggested to my dad that, at 65, it's time he got his prostate checked
he did not take this advice as well as I'd expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:04, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:09, archived)
full disclosure:
a: 8
b: 22, i think

going to have a bowl of soup, probably spicy parsnip.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:25, archived)
Do you know what it is?
It's because we've done ALL the topics. There's nothing left to discuss.

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:25, archived)
have we discussed which celebrities could win each other in a to-the-death cage fight?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:31, archived)
Dench/Mirren

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:33, archived)
Mirren definitely

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:35, archived)
portillo/opik

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:36, archived)
I reckon Portillo
Opik looks like the sort who'd drop into the foetal, crying
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:38, archived)
i bet opik would pull some freaky berserker moves
and run away while portillo was trying to work out what the fuck was going on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:40, archived)
Opik sounds like it could be a Viking name.
While Portillo sounds like a fancy adult chocolate. So I'll go with Opik.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:00, archived)
as someone of danish heritage, i approve of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:02, archived)
Jolly good.
Have a mint Portillo.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:09, archived)
don't mind if i do

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:10, archived)
Davis/Barnier?
Oooh, liddlebidapollidickstherelaysungennelman.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:26, archived)
davis i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:26, archived)
no neva

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:36, archived)
go on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:37, archived)
I don't know what everyone is doing this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:38, archived)
Well no
No one can know that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:39, archived)
I think we've got staid and complacent
What would you like to do to improve yourself, if you had the time, money or inclination? This question to contestant 3 please Cilla.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:39, archived)
i'd like to be fluent in at least 2 other languages
one of them russian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:45, archived)
Learning Polish is like learning Russian but without the mental alphabet
although I knew a bloke who spoke both and he said Russian was a lot easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:52, archived)
i can swear a bit in russian

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:07, archived)
How about combining two topics to make a zany whole, like insufferable ubercunt "noel fielding"?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:53, archived)
ü

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:55, archived)
i don't find him that bothersome in his current incarnation
i can see why someone would though, and his stand-up is pretty terrible
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:24, archived)
I just finished his season on Taskmaster
he grates at times but he's nowhere near as insufferable as this Nish bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:41, archived)
I get the feeling that comedians are only really funny before they get exposed to a wide audience,
at which point you'll become sick of the sight of them.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:23, archived)
I blame Avalon management saturating their 'talent' on TV and Radio

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:36, archived)
Surely we need more comedians
so as to be constantly exposed to an ever changing talent roster?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:44, archived)
Or comedians should live faster and die younger.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:45, archived)
I don't want to talk to you

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:23, archived)
ok, well I hope you change your mind x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:42, archived)
can't. too busy. soz.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:24, archived)
fax it through

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:29, archived)
page me if you need anything hun x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:43, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 6:51, archived)
Morning!

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 7:56, archived)
such enthusiasm!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:12, archived)
ahoy there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:37, archived)
splice the mainbrace etc

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:39, archived)
greetings and salutations

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:39, archived)
I don't salute nobody m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:39, archived)
Oh dear,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:49, archived)
it's that time again

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:56, archived)
fumming babe

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:51, archived)
ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 8:56, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)
an ear, a female ear

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:10, archived)
is that your o-face?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:19, archived)
Elementary, my dear Grrrson.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:07, archived)
switched from CM13 to Lineage13, seems alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:20, archived)
Basically the same, but with frequent updates.
Glad it's working for you.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:48, archived)
one was android 6.0, the new one's 7.1
tablet might struggle a bit but at least I know how easy it is to switch roms now. Cheers for the help.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:14, archived)
No worries.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:23, archived)
happy international day of happiness, everybody
haha haa ha ha ha ha. haaaaaahahahahahahahahaa... ha... ha
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:09, archived)
I feel fucken happier already

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:16, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/YoB1eEFB6FZ1m/giphy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:20, archived)
And poor old Ken dodd missed It, gutted , he loved happiness

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:29, archived)
Did he?
Well he kept that quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:33, archived)

he +dy
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:33, archived)
Puff

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:49, archived)
ok, now I know that one
but isn't he called something else now?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:07, archived)
Sean "Puffy" Coombes > Puffy > Puff Daddy > P. Diddy > Diddy
That's as far as I know it, wouldn't be surprised if he'd got himself an even worse monicker by now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:26, archived)
brother love, innit

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:36, archived)
RIP Kenny Everett

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:42, archived)
even bruce prichard doesn't love you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 11:21, archived)
Oh yes, of course!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:56, archived)
every day was international happy day for him

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:35, archived)
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, LOVE AND HELP CHILDREN, SET A GOOD EXAMPLE, DO NOT HARM A PERSON OF GOOD WILL, SAFEGUARD AND IMPROVE YOUR ENVIRONMENT, TRY TO TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WOULD WANT THEM TO TREAT YOU

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:55, archived)
ok, alright, I will, I will, I promise!
just please don't hurt me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:00, archived)
But you can still knife cunts, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:00, archived)
No need to shout.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:12, archived)
i'm feeling pretty attacked by this post

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:36, archived)
No man is happy who does not think himself so.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:04, archived)
RIP Sudan
1973-2018
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:49, archived)
RIP spmc

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:59, archived)
reckon they'll freeze his balls and extract all the little sperms out of them?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:02, archived)
Ken Dodd?
definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:12, archived)
they've did that ages ago I bet.
with millions of animal, plant and fungi species still undiscovered, who fucking cares?! it's teh human's fault anyway so nobody should be crying
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:14, archived)
ice crystals would render them useless,mushy pulp

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:15, archived)
Morning
I am being assaulted by horrendous snoring
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 9:59, archived)
lol ass

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:03, archived)
asses are well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 10:12, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank wank wank wanky wanky wanky wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:54, archived)
sure

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:56, archived)
see? NOW we've got a thread

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:59, archived)
To wank or not to wank, that is the question.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 16:02, archived)
To wank, definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:26, archived)
ignore the h8rs hun
if they can't handle you at your wanky wanky wank wank wank wank wanky wanky wanky wank they don't deserve you at your oh fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 16:24, archived)
xoxoxoxox

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 16:24, archived)
Not right now

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 16:58, archived)
If not now, when?
This is the problem with people these days; too much procrastinatin', not enough maturbatin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 17:01, archived)
Prick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 18:31, archived)
Hey now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:43, archived)
Sorry I'm upset about Mark Henry being inducted

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:03, archived)
No one's "happy" m8
This is just the world we live in now
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:14, archived)
Disappointed mano didn't turn up when I posted about wwe

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:47, archived)
TA-DAH!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:52, archived)
I only really know him from wsm

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:36, archived)
i guess he's retired then
i hope he digs out his salmon jacket
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:48, archived)
tell us more about the analogue synth you're building

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:08, archived)
I prefer the term 'artificial person'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:27, archived)
Done.
Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:08, archived)
you fucking womb.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:24, archived)
It's not clear whether or not this is an insult

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:27, archived)
Occams razor m8.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:28, archived)
Beyond a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:30, archived)
+at

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:52, archived)
fuck no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8159136
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:55, archived)
what's the most you've farted during a formal interview or meeting?
either in cubic litres or dB, please.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:15, archived)
>0

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:25, archived)
I don't think I ever have

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:27, archived)
i did one at Sheffield University open day,
i'd been holding it in all morning during the tour, until we got showed into the laser room, which was quite a confined space.. and then suddenly i needed to sneeze.. and you know it's quite hard to sneeze and keep holding a fart in at the same time, and it made quite a sound, and i spent the rest of the tour trying not to laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Mar 2018, 18:41, archived)

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