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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:16, archived)
Howdy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:22, archived)
yee-haw

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:31, archived)
yawn and stretch

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:26, archived)
now I've slipped a disc

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:31, archived)
dream anything nice?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:34, archived)
a little dream of you m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:35, archived)
interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:36, archived)
not really, it sent me to sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:50, archived)
Howdy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:26, archived)
alright Tonto

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:31, archived)
It's a nice morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:51, archived)
yer, it was short sleeves weather yesterday
blizzard forecast for next week though
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 7:55, archived)
Can't wait until I get some Phil Collins weather.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:00, archived)
the world is a disease and I'm the cure

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:20, archived)
does one take you with a sip of water before or after a meal?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:29, archived)
^ placebo

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:29, archived)
like the cancer treatment that involves being infected?
www.damninteresting.com/coley%E2%80%99s-cancer-killing-concoction/
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:30, archived)
There's some sort of glowing orb in the sky.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:30, archived)
it's unicron, devourer of worlds

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:31, archived)
I watched Thor Ragnarok over the past two nights
and it seems to bear a strong resemblance to the Junkworld bit of the original transformers movie. I was expecting Loki to say gra na weep ninny bong at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:40, archived)
I've never seen the transformers movie.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:49, archived)
considering the magnitude of your nerdery, I find this astounding

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:01, archived)
I have read a lot of the comics, though,
so I've seen my share of death.
I got a lovely storybook annual from M&S, one year, in which megatron crushes starscream's head at the end of the story - illustrated with a picture of the latter screaming as his eyes shatter, so the perfect kids book for Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:07, archived)
Get to the ships!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:43, archived)
if I must

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:52, archived)
mandatory, obligatory AND compulsory m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 8:52, archived)
you are quite musty

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:51, archived)
prawn ring, more like

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)
don't be so shellfish m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:50, archived)
i am only partly like a shelf

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 9:52, archived)
you're board?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:06, archived)
What's the kosher option?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 10:01, archived)
looking for a sense of purpose
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:12, archived)
that can't be done by anyone but you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:15, archived)
Rip Ray Wilkins

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:32, archived)
yeah that was quite a shit way to go

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:34, archived)
Oh right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:19, archived)

sense of purpose porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:25, archived)
^having a whale of a time

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:26, archived)
shit's about to get loco up in this bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:33, archived)
gun fire at b3ta hq?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 15:34, archived)
bum fire, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:04, archived)
didn't know you were in the Four Tops

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:20, archived)
Rory McGrath?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:05, archived)
Windy never did give us his anecdote.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:21, archived)
he was raped by rory mcgrath at the Goodwood Festival of Speed
hardly something he wants to talk about
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:32, archived)
Ooh I wonder if he tried the iwc Goodwood watch on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:43, archived)

a sense of
my special
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 16:20, archived)
what for,
it would only be a delusion
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 17:06, archived)

a sense of purpose that perfect beat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:18, archived)
alt: linda

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 18:18, archived)
I knew a dolphin with his own martial arts academy, if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:19, archived)
Crab Maga

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:24, archived)
kung fugu

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:57, archived)
^has a license to gill

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:01, archived)
Crouching Tiger Prawn, Hidden Sea Dragon

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:03, archived)
Pikeido.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 5 Apr 2018, 0:27, archived)
Ever seen a platform game made out of clipart and photos before?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5kk9w1Os8&t=150
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:03, archived)
haha the description is great

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:06, archived)
I had a demo of this, it really is utter dogshit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:39, archived)
here's the box art
www.amigacd32.com/images/front/f-1079.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:29, archived)
Look, I was 9, alright?
Blame Tony Hart, he gave me a few gentle words of Gallery encouragement, instead of the deafening silence he gave to worthless rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:33, archived)
i spoke to him once over the phone on saturday morning tv
he didn't draw the monkey i wanted and did a giraffe instead. aunty beeb never posted it. bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 0:14, archived)
I wonder what the backstory is about 'greed'

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:56, archived)

knowyourmeme.com/memes/u-r-mr-gay
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:36, archived)
Jesus, william gibson is really scraping the barrel these days

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 19:26, archived)
nICE

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 20:03, archived)
It all went downhill when he decided to collaborate with John Lilly and Jackie Chan.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:15, archived)
willy willy bum bum

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 21:24, archived)
Job interview tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:22, archived)
Knock em dead

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:26, archived)
Not literally, unless you don't really want the job

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:27, archived)
Good luck.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 22:44, archived)

Did you check down the back of the sofa?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 23:38, archived)
why?
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 2:43, archived)
lol, /talk has turned into mumsnet

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:22, archived)
DH has ADHD AFAIK it's offputting when we have DVDA with BIL DFIL & XH at Centerparcs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:34, archived)
I wonder what all those mums do with all the time they save by writing these initialisms

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:43, archived)
Wank like startled chickens

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:45, archived)
I have this image that the kind of women that post on mumsnet
are the most sexually void females this species has ever spawned, and they're only mums through some hideous Handmaiden's Tale-style ritual.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:50, archived)
"Sexually active? No, she just lays there and takes it!"
#orphanedpunchlines
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:03, archived)
sexually active glade plugin fresh

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:20, archived)
smells like sweat and taint

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:21, archived)
here we are now entertain us

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:43, archived)
lol, "ain us"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:43, archived)
Northern bumsex instructions

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:16, archived)
#infest

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:38, archived)
is that what chickens do when startled?
cor
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:14, archived)
So that's why two hats wants to be a chicken dentist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:31, archived)
it's all coming together

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:35, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:36, archived)
turtle power

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:12, archived)
bumsnet more like!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:56, archived)
bumswet more like!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:00, archived)
lol, bum
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:00, archived)
i think of you all as my children

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:03, archived)
Will you get me a coffee please mum?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:03, archived)
you can share mine, i'll only knock it over my computer

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:13, archived)
Great, you owe me 40 years of birthday and Christmas presents.
Not to mention Easter eggs and tooth fairy money.

Your grandchildren would appreciate a visit, too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:05, archived)
no i don't, you grasping little shit
go to your room
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:13, archived)
I hate you!
I wish I'd never been born!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:21, archived)
beat me like a ginger step child

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:07, archived)
this hurts me more than it hurts you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:14, archived)
I won't tidy my room.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:14, archived)
that's ok, i'll make monster munch do it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:17, archived)
I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:22, archived)
tell that to the gypsy i bought you from

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:28, archived)
so many times I've opened my eyes post-wank
yet ne'er was there a cup of tea on my night-table
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:16, archived)
it didn't seem like you were working hard enough to need rehydration

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:21, archived)
rip your inheritance

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:19, archived)
jokes on you, i'm poor as shit

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:21, archived)
alright sweet dee

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:23, archived)
alright li'l kev

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:27, archived)
Kersal Massive?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:45, archived)
no thanks

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:32, archived)
Am I bit old to have a go on your tits?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:42, archived)
we both are

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:59, archived)
I hope not
Those bitches are crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 10:59, archived)
They're so unreasonable

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 11:11, archived)
morning 2: the klumps

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:14, archived)
Ning

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:35, archived)
this was a good two parter with a thrilling cliffhanger in the middle
5/7
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)
Think of it more like an each way bet in case 2 can is more popular than you

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:43, archived)
On one hand, he's the successful version of me
with his medical degree and his nice house in the country with a garden and a shiny SUV. On the other, he's a prick so fucking stupid that he knocked his wife up twice because he didn't learn his lesson the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:47, archived)
Your successful in a different way hun xoxox

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:49, archived)
alternative success

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:55, archived)
The world's largest collection of Monopoly money

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:02, archived)
Oh thank god, I couldn't cope with any more regime changes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:35, archived)
I hope when it's time for me to die
I'll be pulled out of a dusty cave and publically executed, like gaddafi was.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)
My, it's busy this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:58, archived)
I'd have let 2Can have the morning thread
but I suspect he's finally fallen asleep after another crap night
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:05, archived)
Having kids sounds like a stupid idea when I talk to you and 2can.
But having met Mcbeef and his daughter it seems like it can be an excellent experience and really rewarding. So I reckon you and 2can have got it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:12, archived)
It's a hard investment that pays dividends
Infants are monumentally hard work, especially if they get colicky like mine and 2Can's. And they're fucking expensive too, especially if you need childcare instead of having a stay-at-home wife. Mine didn't really become fun until she hit 2, and started producing meaningful sentences and a decent degree of dexterity.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:14, archived)
So what you're saying is, adopt a 3 year old. Save yourself the hassle.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:17, archived)
Oh yeah babies are well tough...You wait till the teenage years , you'll wish she had colic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:21, archived)
teenagers might make you furious
but I imagine you can still have scotch to get yourself to sleep when they wind you up. Can't do that when they're not even 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:23, archived)
In my local area saink like 12 teens have topped themselves this year, not to mention the stabbings and other violence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:27, archived)
you're right, if my kid got herself stabbed after I'd been buying her shoes for 15 years
I'd be livid.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:33, archived)
I can remember sitting in the dark, snowy garden, nursing a single malt, as my first born lay in his cot and attempted to scream the house down.
"controlled crying" indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:01, archived)
when my dad and step-mum came over to meet their first grandchild
They offered to babysit while we went out for our first post-birth date. Came home two hours later to find the kid in its cot bawling its lungs out, nappy soaked, with my folks on the sofa watching Red 2. "Controlled crying" apparently. They got a right bollocking for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:06, archived)
The whole notion that you can outlast a screaming infant is basically nonsense.
Missus read through a couple of Tanya Byron books, but wasn't especially impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 9:22, archived)
I have risen

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:16, archived)
^yeast infection

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 8:17, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 5:40, archived)
Mor

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:35, archived)
I just squeezed an ingrown hair out of my face that was so gross it made me feel a bit sick.
The hair, I should add, not my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:14, archived)
alt: alright

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:14, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:31, archived)

twitter.com/warkspolice/status/981154696319684610?s=19
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:24, archived)
HEEEEEE gotta beeg face!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:30, archived)
RIP youtubers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:21, archived)
Logan paul's revenge

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:35, archived)
252,580 watching now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:40, archived)
HEY WHAT IS UP YOU GUAAAAAAGHH

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:45, archived)
I need a hiding place, guys.
OH JEEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:53, archived)
That's it for now, don't forget to like, think and pray

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:54, archived)
i've got a youtube account
am i safe?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 23:32, archived)
Today was busy and stressful.
I missed you all.

X
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:12, archived)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:13, archived)
yo Piggers, you're all over the bandwagon m80y

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:38, archived)
I miss all y'all but I haven't tested the waters enough yet to know if I can go on Beeter without getting fired.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:54, archived)
smartphone's are you're friend

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:12, archived)
Yer.
My continuing mission is to get mine fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:17, archived)
Anything you write on a work pc is probably going to be recorded on the way out of the building though

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:20, archived)
I'll fetch my tinfoil hat, this might start the foood wars

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:55, archived)
The others said you'd left, but I knew you'd come back.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:00, archived)
I think you'll find I said he was bent

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:56, archived)
Oh, well he is that.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:56, archived)
I do hope Grrry killed those 25 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 15:27, archived)
tiny corpses everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 15:30, archived)
+, midgets without circulation

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 18:44, archived)
RIP

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 15:30, archived)
Not clicking that, might be golf.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:12, archived)
I enjoy the masters for the scenery alone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:15, archived)
how 'bout this?
i.imgur.com/swX1zwD.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:27, archived)
Needs a Harry Hill voice over

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:28, archived)
the missus hates him, so there's very little ybf in my life these days
sad
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:30, archived)
that was pretty bad ass, actually
there's a load of anime-style ads for golf on telly at the moment. if it actually looked like that, i'd be more inclined to watch it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:26, archived)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:35, archived)
what time do you call this?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:10, archived)
there's a timing concern

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:23, archived)
soz, been busy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 18:39, archived)
found 8 to 10 more little fish in the top pond
and a load of newts in the other one
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 18:41, archived)
you're a Isaac Newton

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:13, archived)
i think there might be a haunted fish factory at the bottom of your pond

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:27, archived)
they died of natural causes

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:22, archived)
what, a tree fell on them?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:40, archived)
they were eaten by a grue

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:48, archived)
[Minion meme]

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 18:15, archived)
What's the best way to kill 25 minutes, starting immediately?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:30, archived)
Back in Black
at full volume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:39, archived)
that's what I have for breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:50, archived)
really? i had eggs
both scrambled AND easter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:52, archived)
I've still got 2 dozen hot cross buns to get through before they go stale

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:53, archived)
strikey-g bums!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:55, archived)
i like those too much to buy them
i'd scoff the lot and make myself ill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 15:04, archived)
press ups, sit-ups, squats etc.
and a wank if you have any time left over
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:49, archived)
I started with the wank and now have no energy for anything else

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:50, archived)
a sub-60 second wank has knackered you out?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:56, archived)
download the closed alpha for free from here:
landfall.se/supersecretlink
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:49, archived)
wtf is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:52, archived)
it's fun, is what it is

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:55, archived)
busy today, eh?
did you all forget to go back to work?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:33, archived)
I'm just enjoying having my flat to myself
after having it crammed with family for three days
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:35, archived)
i was expecting some time to myself over the weekend but it didn't really happen

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:47, archived)
Is it too late for me to "lol" at the concept of "Dyngus Day"?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:51, archived)
it's never too late for dingus m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:52, archived)
i might ask my hip young polish friend about this
she was the one who told me about fat thursday
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:05, archived)
if they don't recognise the name, call it Lany Poniedzialek
(lah-knee poh-knee-jow-wek)
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:13, archived)
is this another attempt to get me in trouble?
like the yeah bunny thing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:21, archived)
I'd forgotten about that
but no. Otherwise I'd have told you to say "shey-ma, cheap-ka".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:23, archived)
i don't see her as often now she doesn't work in my office
she has utterly bizarre fashion sense though and i can't work out if it's a poland thing or a yoot thing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:43, archived)
Poland's usually quite conservative style-wise
so I expect she's just a weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:44, archived)
prolly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:48, archived)
re: games
try the bundles they have on humble.com
it's a good way of getting a load of games for super cheap and you tend to find gems that you probably wouldn't have otherwise taken a punt on
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:11, archived)
almost nooning GMT
not busy
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:50, archived)
spilling coffee all over my desk turned out to be the highlight of the morning

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:20, archived)
sounds like your workspace is not safe

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:01, archived)
i'm nsfw

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:25, archived)

media.giphy.com/media/nXUCkgH6BmigU/giphy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:55, archived)
^hasn't even begun to peak

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:05, archived)
No job search today
So I'm doing a good spring clean before guests come tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:05, archived)
how many springs do you have and what do you use to clean them?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:06, archived)
Many
And bleach. Lots of bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:15, archived)
have you got any left after doing the old anus?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:21, archived)
I have no desire to change my ringtone

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:53, archived)
ha, nice

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:55, archived)
It's important to give your guests the impression that you've just tried to rid the house of every last trace of a diarrhoea ocean/ a decomposed body

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:21, archived)
i don't just watch forensic detectives for fun, you know

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:40, archived)
I've taken a week's holiday to spend some quality time with my family. It's killing me.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:09, archived)
lol gutted
they've implemented a sunday trading ban here and I've never seen so many miserable and despondent parents trudging aimlessly round the local parks.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:14, archived)
you spaz

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:22, archived)
Think I'll pop up the spoons

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:25, archived)
we go to spoons for lunch on payday these days
that's what it's come to; i look forward to a once a month wetherspoons burger
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:41, archived)
Aww, we could all send you stuff via the app

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:45, archived)
i thought you had to be a girl and/or have loads of social media followers for that to work?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:47, archived)
Yeah but we have this great forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:50, archived)
true true
you may be the only one with enough disposable income to be my sugar daddy though, m
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:54, archived)
Go on a Tuesday and I'll treat you to steak club

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:17, archived)
there's a tuesday payday in july
i'll take you up on that if i remember
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:26, archived)
how do you like your milk steak cooked?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:28, archived)
boiled over. hard.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:43, archived)
You might be pretty enough for me to consider sending you a bowl of peas.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:52, archived)
*blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:55, archived)
do they still do that lamburger and a pint deal?
That was my mainstay at the Isembard.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:52, archived)
No lamb burger, just beef or chicken

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:53, archived)

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:14, archived)
There's a lamb shank and a drink for 9.99

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:18, archived)
[X] & a pint is Wetherspoons' usp, I should think.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:54, archived)
Saruman's local

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:18, archived)
WE'RE HAVING A PINT IN ISEMBARD, IN ISEMBARD, IN ISEMBARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:36, archived)
I had no idea they could double as suppositories

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:06, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 6:25, archived)
Is it? Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:02, archived)
baby a bit colicky then?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:05, archived)
Yes, I had to persuade my wife not to put it out of our misery.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:27, archived)
you could have put it in the greenhouse
it'd be warm, dry and monitored.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:48, archived)
I'll suggest it for tonight

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:01, archived)
sorry, i found this too late
i.redditmedia.com/RkwjHhMsO7dBI5fgrFxJ6TGeD6uR2QLfvU67Zaenmr4.jpg?w=501&s=88d35451d92bafffc4adda44cbc9bdf6
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:12, archived)

greenhouse carnivorous reptile pit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:14, archived)
^ bond villain

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:31, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:14, archived)
alright mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:25, archived)
good morning internet friends and friendettes

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:34, archived)
oh, are we friends now?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:47, archived)
besties

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:49, archived)
and yet you never got me a birthday present or turned up to my wedding

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:57, archived)
I must have been indisposed

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:29, archived)
twice

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:29, archived)
you'll be disposed of if you keep up that attitude towards this friendship

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:35, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:48, archived)
turn that no upside down m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 7:56, archived)
oN?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:06, archived)
uo w8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:15, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:13, archived)
alright drimble
tried to go for a bike ride but it started snowing
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:16, archived)
Do you get much of a summer there? I kind of imagine it to be that there's maybe two months where the average temperature is just above zero and then everyone starts going round in shorts

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:19, archived)
yeah, that's the common misconception
but it's 14 degrees today, supposed to be 22 at the weekend, and it'll stay in that range until October. You get a proper 4 seasons here.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:21, archived)
Snowing at 14?
Oh right, ยฐF
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:26, archived)
no, snow yesterday
when it was 3 degrees. That's how mental spring is here.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:28, archived)
sure is
i'm the only fool in my office to not book the week off
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:07, archived)
your commitment will be rewarded in the afterlife

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:16, archived)
sometimes that's a good thing
you can piss about all day on the company dime
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:19, archived)
i already closed the office for 10 minutes to go get some breakfast
now i plan to watch wrestling and play something on steam
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:34, archived)
I tried playing a new game over the weekend
but it seems I've already played every RTS that google knows of, so I just killed some pricks on World on Tanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:47, archived)
maybe play something from a different genre?
i know you like being a pretend general and all, but there's other stuff out there
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:52, archived)
yer, not that easy though
I'm a cack-handed spacker so anything based on accuracy or reflexes is out (like shoot'em ups and sports), and with a kid I don't have time for massive sprawling games. I tried skyrim but it's impossible to really do anything in 30minute stints, and then I don't get another chance for a week and forget what I was doing last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:56, archived)
what's your platform? pc?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:02, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:03, archived)
ever played binding of isaac?
that's perfect for short bursts (it's a rogue-like dungeon crawler) and you might enjoy the grotesque cartoon imagery. i did.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:08, archived)
I've happy memories of playing some roguelike on the "portable" PC my dad would sometimes bring home from work (orange monochrome!).
Then Windows happened and the only games on the work PC were minesweeper and solitaire.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:20, archived)
i used to play the encarta maze game on my uncle and aunt's pc

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:53, archived)
My first PC came with Encarta.
It was useless.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:56, archived)
i printed out several pages of encarta (about greek gods, i think) to hand in as homework when i was in year 6
wouldn't get away with that now
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:03, archived)
My eldest happily cuts & pastes from the internet.
I tell him that he should at least reword it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:08, archived)
run it through google translate and back

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:11, archived)
i'm currently playing this on switch. it's pretty fun
store.steampowered.com/app/684410/Bridge_Constructor_Portal/
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:09, archived)
Thanks Manolith. Thanolith
I'll check out these suggestions next time I've got a mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:21, archived)
no problemo
some good suggestions here too: www.rockpapershotgun.com/2017/05/05/best-short-games/
(i can personally recommend inside, firewatch, rocket league, BoI, portal, dr langeskov and mini metro from that list)
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:52, archived)
i accidentally knocked my coffee over my keyboard
:(
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:51, archived)
it appears to have improved your spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:56, archived)
i dunno about that, but the new keyboard i dug out has volume controls on it and doesn't have the stupid avid stickers i stuck on the keys so i'm calling this one a win

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:01, archived)
Hello, b3ta.com/talk

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:29, archived)
hello, monster munch

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:46, archived)
haha, you answer to 'b3ta.com/talk'?
that's like saying 'oi dickhead' then mocking whoever turns round. you fell in a trap, ma8e. a trap devised by monster munch. i'm not sure there's any coming back from this
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:03, archived)
You're reading an awful lot into this.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:11, archived)
soz. just trying to imply you'd outsmarted someone
should have known no-one would go for something that farfetched
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:20, archived)
My status as /talk's Baldrick means a lot to me, y'know.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:22, archived)
I like to think of it more like when bands go "HELLO WEMBLEY!"
yet mm is so shit that this is the best gig he could ever hope to stage, and I'm the one sad punter not leaning up against the bar looking surly.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:23, archived)
Awooga, what a rush, &c.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:28, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:06, archived)
Good morning to all!
Isn't it a lovely day?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:44, archived)
Cold, grey, and wet.
Just how I like my women.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:54, archived)
You're just meant to fish them out when they've drowned, not try to fuck them back to life

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:00, archived)
You mean this isn't an accurate depiction of lovemaking?
Bit NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 11:25, archived)
How is babby stop crying?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 3:25, archived)
srsly, anyone?
Asking for a hysterical wife
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 4:47, archived)
Put a drop of whisky in its milk.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 Apr 2018, 5:08, archived)
lay its torso along your forearm
arse wedged in your elbow, face cupped in your palm. Support with your second arm from underneath, then gently bounce.

Alternatively, dance a waltz while singing lyrics from Radiohead's 1997 album "OK Computer".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 6:28, archived)
Take the kid for a drive, either that or put it in its car seat and swing it back and forth.
Never fails.
I got forearms like fucking Popeye looking after my niece when she was a baby. Every fucking time she finally dropped off and I stopped swinging her she'd fucking wake up and start screaming again.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 Apr 2018, 5:12, archived)
Winnie Mandela's dead.
Piglet and Eeyore will be inconsolable.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:24, archived)
no i think you are confused

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:44, archived)
alright the mgt

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:26, archived)
alright brb

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:27, archived)
thanks for the reply, it means a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:28, archived)
i bet you don't even know what it means

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:29, archived)
shut up mgt
x
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:54, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:45, archived)
Did they play in her football team that killed people? I'd struggle to have sympathy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:50, archived)
Although I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels cider, so who deserves to be dead more, I'd say me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:58, archived)
Good grief, man. Since when has that even been a thing?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:18, archived)
This is the future that liberals want

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:21, archived)
welcome to Libtardia

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:22, archived)
First time I'd seen It, so I bought one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:27, archived)
if it was the first time you'd seen jumping off a cliff,
would you buy that as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:34, archived)
Yeah course

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:41, archived)
oh does killing people make you a baddie now,
so much for our brave boys being heroes then
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:30, archived)
Do you really want to argue about Winnie? Her history speaks for itself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:42, archived)
have you been hanging around with Thatcher again?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:44, archived)
Wasn't it Winnies boys army that use to put burning tyres round people's necks?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:55, archived)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:56, archived)
Are you saying she was a strong independent black women who didn't need no man? Because I think the joberg necklaces diminished her cause

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:56, archived)
no
i'm saying she was on the winning side, and that makes it ok
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:13, archived)
She was a monster and most people you speak to with even a passing knowledge of her will tell you that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:16, archived)
which is beside the point

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:22, archived)
Why did she put
flaming tyres round people's necks?

Not that it's ever excusable, but I suppose there's violence that stabilizes areas prone to violence. And violence that doesn't. Effect and intent make a huge difference.

Also she didn't need no man to buy her shoes.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:30, archived)
i don't really know,
and this is also beside the point. the point is ain't nobody gonna give no shit what you did when you dead, Thatcher's gone we've got May now and May gotta pay lip service to not being racist, Apartheid bad &c, so that's why she get a glowing obituary in the state-controlled media. Because she On Our Side, just like our brave boys who did that botch job in Iraq. And that's why Tony Blair isn't going to get tried as a war criminal. Get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:37, archived)
What I love is spending a huge amount of money and time spent looking at the recent past, all those jobs not contributing to the present

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:43, archived)
right.
like who's been paid to trawl through Jeremy Corbyn's 6-year old facebook posts looking for that one time he defended free speech while Jacob Rees Mogg literally hangs out with white supremacists
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:52, archived)
if politics were ever about justice,
they haven't been for a long time. it's all just about winning, on keeping hold of power.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:59, archived)
Bit of a strange way to agree with me, but yeah pointless and unproductive

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:00, archived)
I started writing something and it
became too long. Religion and politics just cause rows. She was a bit of a cunt, we're probably cunts as well. However if I had to choose between a world dominated by western thought and the alternative, I'd go with us. Which obviously I would being from the West.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:00, archived)
still too long sry

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:05, archived)
WM's a dick, lolzorz.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:14, archived)
'the point is ain't nobody gonna give no shit what you did when you dead'
Tell that to the ghost of Moaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:12, archived)
Points are an abstract concept

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:34, archived)
Except points of beer.
They're excellent.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:01, archived)
Yes but if you win they become very tangible prizes.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 3:37, archived)
Yeah she was pretty sassy too

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 3:30, archived)
Well, her habit of having anyone who spoke out against her terrorist husband brutally murdered does make her a baddie, yes.
I can see how it would confuse you though.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:10, archived)
Winston Churchill,
goodie or baddie?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:07, archived)
He stopped Hitler getting all our trains running on time

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:45, archived)
Depends whose perspective.
From the perspective of the Nazis, Turks in the 1st world war etc he was a baddie. From our perspective he was a force for good.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 3 Apr 2018, 0:52, archived)
He would have made a good bond villain

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 3:33, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 9:06, archived)
alright th

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 9:19, archived)
Just dropping by to say alright
Bit busy today
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:29, archived)
So it is

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 9:48, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wโš“, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)
prove it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 10:22, archived)
come on m8 show a bit of respect for Christian traditions yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 10:30, archived)

OK, so it opens with Prince sermonising over a church organ - but a lot of people missed Let's Go Crazy's religious message amid the lyrics about sex and "purple bananas"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:00, archived)
Soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:29, archived)
well this is a refreshing change

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:10, archived)
So, what was I supposed to drench Polish birds in this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:39, archived)
water, you sick fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:46, archived)
Right.
What on earth for?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:53, archived)
you are such a dingus m8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9Amigus-dyngus
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 13:34, archived)
Yer, well, you would say that, wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:27, archived)
Is it though?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:01, archived)
^intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of sierra leonian boarders

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:12, archived)
alright WindyPig,
how was Revision?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 13:56, archived)
icing on your hot cross bun y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:32, archived)
Foooo9ooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:35, archived)
it's a food festival innit
or would you rather talk about dead jews?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:38, archived)
I was raised a Catholic, none of what you've posted makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:40, archived)
that's your weird mick catholicism, don't blame me

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:08, archived)
We'd all like to know what jesus is up to now, where'd he go ? Fair play if he had time off but ffs obligation in may

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:14, archived)
Don't be ridiculous.
Evening, all.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:38, archived)
that's what I said
yet there are 40 glazed buns in my kitchen, no euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:39, archived)
Shouldn't you be imposing your culture on the locals, like what all the Poles have apparently been doing over here?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:44, archived)
Hopefully he's planning to open an angielski sklep
selling yorkshire puddings and cream teas and that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:50, archived)
There's a British Shop in warsaw
sells 40 PG Tips for six quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:38, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 21:00, archived)
Is it illegal to post this stuff to you to resell? You could make a small fortune

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 22:12, archived)
I call bullshit, because they've got no culture to impart
That said, if you know any Polish birds, tomorrow you've got carte blanche to absolutely drench them before noon.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:38, archived)
Drench them in what?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 23:11, archived)
Fuck no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:45, archived)
N

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:04, archived)
I went to watch jousting at Sudeley Castle today. Henry VIII told me to get a haircut :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:09, archived)
Head cut

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:19, archived)
I would have told the fat ginger prick to fuck off if there weren't children and Giles Coren there.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:40, archived)
Should have told Giles Coren to fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:39, archived)

y/n? doo-dah, doo-dah
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:10, archived)
best reply so far

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 20:38, archived)
I haven't had one of those for so long that I'd forgotten they even existed.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 21:03, archived)
not sure

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 22:09, archived)
Morning , lol
www.pornhub.com
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 9:28, archived)
Morning
Happy egg day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 9:42, archived)
No eggs here, but enjoy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 9:50, archived)
I will

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:02, archived)
I need an egg guys

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:16, archived)
oh jeez

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:36, archived)
I have eggs
But they're the kind with yolk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 12:16, archived)
not clicking that
might be an april fools
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:10, archived)
But it might be porn, are you prepared to risk it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:22, archived)
not ready to wank on my easter eggs, thanks tho

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:58, archived)
Me so horny.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 10:46, archived)
Saucy rhino action

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:48, archived)
Happy Easter everyone.
Remember Jesus died for your sins, then rose, implying that he was, in part - yeast.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:18, archived)
Hence 'Yeastertide'.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 11:25, archived)
i just went to a cafe called bread addiction
and they had nothing easter related whatsoever. what does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:00, archived)
I'm not addicted
but I am DOUGHpendant! haha, great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:01, archived)
woah!
how often do you get baked?!

good times. happy easter everyone
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:06, archived)
haha, I'm not rising to that one!
happy easter everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:18, archived)
Disgusting
i.imgur.com/tkYJuKo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 13:30, archived)

some holiday funnies
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 14:55, archived)
Strike through changing it to fannies

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 15:03, archived)
i seem to have sinned in my sleep
passive-aggressive fb posts from a friend who was clearly annoyed that i didn't answer the phone to her when she called at 1.30 this morning, shoe'd off her saggy tits, to talk bollocks at me for a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 14:22, archived)
You're an awful friend

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Apr 2018, 15:28, archived)
aren't i?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 15:35, archived)
Happy Easter friendos

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Apr 2018, 15:28, archived)
hi
I'm watching Dumbo! I'm so random lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:02, archived)
Hey that's your wife

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:21, archived)
!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 16:24, archived)
H

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:01, archived)
A

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:01, archived)
P

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:02, archived)
Y

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:02, archived)
wait that's wrong

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:02, archived)
P

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:02, archived)
Y

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:02, archived)
EASTER

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:03, archived)
TO YOU

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:03, archived)

may you have a happy eastertide
may your girth expand to plumply wide
inflated by much easter choc
and may your keyboard never get stuck on CAPS LOCK
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:05, archived)
Thx vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 18:19, archived)
no worries

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 22:33, archived)

media3.giphy.com/media/UqyLHBkcV7FFm/giphy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 19:27, archived)
somewhat satanic, cheers manolith

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 1 Apr 2018, 22:32, archived)
Do you think Dec will manage without Ant then?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 18:44, archived)

Ant Jan
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 18:50, archived)
no, i think he'll collapse at the 40 minute mark and start twitching

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 18:54, archived)
I hope they have stitched Dec up like they did with Dee on It's Always Sunny
the big reveal in Florida is just a set in milton keynes
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 19:02, archived)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 20:19, archived)
Manage to do what?
Reacharounds are going to be complicated from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 20:53, archived)
It's Cat Deeley that I feel sorry for.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 21:55, archived)

sorr my will
lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:00, archived)
lol is right, my willy is hilarious!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 22:14, archived)
You can't push willy round

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 23:28, archived)
Another thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:12, archived)
wanquer
alright x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:20, archived)
I prefer genderwanqueer

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:34, archived)
i hope you're all watching the Revision livestream.
(if you're not actually there, that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:23, archived)
I lost interest when Terry Wogan stopped doing it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:26, archived)
i don't know who's commentating this year tbh,
H0ffman & Ferris/Logicoma did a fucking amazing tracker mod though, unbelievable

anyway off back to the Giraffecave to watch the rest of it on the big screen
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:28, archived)
Giraffes are endangered now
☹️
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:32, archived)
not yet
for now they're just vulnerable. They need to be held and given reassurances a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 19:47, archived)
I'm there

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Mar 2018, 16:34, archived)
why is today so dull?
it's not even sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 17:10, archived)
The finger clicks on 'it's a kind of magic' were provided by Chris Rea.
Presumably naecunt in Queen could click their fingers or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 31 Mar 2018, 18:03, archived)

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