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fuck THAT noise
alright?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 19:51, archived)

Dandy

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 3 May 2018, 19:57, archived)

beano

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:12, archived)

Whizzer and fucken Chips

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:18, archived)

DTF

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:03, archived)

double the fun!

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:15, archived)

Finished clearing out the shed
HUGE fucken spider in there
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:18, archived)

did you squeal and run away like a great flouncing mary?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:47, archived)

NO
I made a weird noise, then shut the door on it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:49, archived)

your penus, you mean?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 21:07, archived)

y

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 21:13, archived)

Fuck the noise,
here's the sax pustules.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:18, archived)

Yeah mate , think I've decided to sell up , no more watches for me except my inheritance ones

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mongychops, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:30, archived)

why's that then?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 20:46, archived)

Bad week

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mongychops, Thu 3 May 2018, 21:29, archived)

hiya

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 13:46, archived)

haha, hiya!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 13:56, archived)

show me your glockenspiel please

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:01, archived)

you want to play with his bell?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:04, archived)

marimba first, I'm not a slag

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:05, archived)

fair dos

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:07, archived)

i don't think i have a rimba

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:10, archived)

is that one of those little robot hoovers?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:18, archived)

no idea
i'd like one of those, though
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:26, archived)

there he is!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2018, 13:59, archived)

sho me ur front porch plz

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:01, archived)

I had it taken out

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:02, archived)

disgusting

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:07, archived)

it's traditional in my culture

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:13, archived)

hello to you

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:10, archived)

*doffs top hat*
m'lord
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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:16, archived)

judo chop!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 May 2018, 15:54, archived)

make mine a pork chop!

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:02, archived)

alright

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mongychops, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:32, archived)

hey

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:42, archived)

Morning
Happy candle day, Ems
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 7:41, archived)

I agree
felicitacious candles to "Two M's"
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 3 May 2018, 7:43, archived)

Oh, would you look at that!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:21, archived)

I'm not falling for that again

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:23, archived)

it bit me once

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:25, archived)

it winked at me

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:26, archived)

and it winked back

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:26, archived)

Hello there my love

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 May 2018, 8:01, archived)

Hey babe
How are you feeling today?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 8:06, archived)

Bit better.
Had an early night last night and slept reasonably well. Think I'm on the mend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 May 2018, 8:08, archived)

Good
Drink responsibly
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 8:38, archived)

No mate. No chance.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 May 2018, 9:10, archived)

:(

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:11, archived)

if you can fit in your mouth then you can fit in your bum

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 8:15, archived)

Bertrand Russel?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 8:39, archived)

St. Augustine

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

i'm not convinced you could fit him in either

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:16, archived)

^fat shaming

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:20, archived)

I hope he brings in cake

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2018, 8:42, archived)

Nah
He'll buy one bag of tesco cookies, and the rest will be fucken fruit.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 8:52, archived)

I like fruit

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:05, archived)

I'd rather he donated the money to charity

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$$ ✅, Thu 3 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

My daughter was making mug cake, the other night.
Seemed simple enough, so maybe I'll just leave flour, eggs, &c. in the kitchen and let you sort yourselves out?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:29, archived)

Morning
Mid-week pissups are not a good idea
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8168614
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:38, archived)

i support the first part of this message

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:16, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:20, archived)

15 Years
I've been a member for 15 years, used to post a lot back in the day but was terminally unpopular then and there's no bugger about now so what are the chances?

B3ta never change
(Bob McCow, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:35, archived)

i'm a fucking bellend too
hi bob
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:40, archived)

bellends are the best ends
(Bob McCow, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:42, archived)

a member for 8 years, 0 months and 26 days
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(of which 5 have appeared on the front page)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:40, archived)

#righttobeforgotten

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:43, archived)

Amazulu strikethrough

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:31, archived)

Turtle power!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:55, archived)

Gosh
Needs an update
(Bob McCow, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:45, archived)

Not sure mate, but mongychops looks after that sort of thing around here, you'd best send him a PM.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23553

Glad to have you back, anyway.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:21, archived)

lol, member

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:55, archived)

Alright Bob McCow

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 23:14, archived)

Hi Bob
Good to see your name
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rob, Thu 3 May 2018, 0:14, archived)

Can't remember your original name, did you once get an FP then edit it, and it got deleted?
a member for 8 years, 0 months and 26 days
has posted 1860 messages on the main board
(of which 5 have appeared on the front page)
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
has posted 0 messages on the links board
has posted 1 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
You liked 54 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 1 qotw answers. [no RSS feed]
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2018, 3:52, archived)

lovely lady of the roses
has been my earworm today.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 2 May 2018, 16:45, archived)

You fucking bellend

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 16:45, archived)

lovely 2hats of the b3ta
will you be with me tonight
will you employ an experienced beater
to encourage pheasants to take flight?
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 2 May 2018, 16:49, archived)

sure why not

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 16:58, archived)

are you asking a question

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 2 May 2018, 17:05, archived)

hope this finds you well?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 17:09, archived)

who does?
i'm not, i'm very unwell as a matter of fact.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 2 May 2018, 17:20, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 17:30, archived)

Polar opposites me and you

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mongychops, Wed 2 May 2018, 17:44, archived)

Mine is hooked on a feeling by blue swede
Like it has been since October
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 May 2018, 18:57, archived)

Gotta follow your sergeant's directions
Or get your ass pumped with the Smith & Wesson
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 May 2018, 19:35, archived)

For some unknown reason,
I've had "Come on and do the con-GA! Come on and do the con-GA!" in my head for the past two days.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 2 May 2018, 19:40, archived)

i bet you have you dirty old bollocks

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 May 2018, 19:42, archived)

Have you been trying to make your willy long- a?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 May 2018, 19:58, archived)

erryday

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 2 May 2018, 20:10, archived)

uk hip hop classic

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:14, archived)

Sun's come out
might wank in the sunshine
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:12, archived)

I don't mind a wank in the rain
as long as it's warm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:20, archived)

Come to think of it, which I do, I don't think I've ever wanked in the rain

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:25, archived)

just leave the window open next time you wank in the shower

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:41, archived)

See? This is why you're the brains of the operation

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:47, archived)

Does in a bivvy count ?

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mongychops, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:00, archived)

sure

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:07, archived)

sure

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:14, archived)

just don't stare at it

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:21, archived)

oh I never do
rude, innit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:26, archived)

n l
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:26, archived)

disgusting

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:26, archived)

Poo

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 14:26, archived)

Poo?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:27, archived)

Pugh?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:28, archived)

i think it's 'pioux'

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:31, archived)

Shitting Bull

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:33, archived)

crazy shart

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:00, archived)

piouxsie and the banshees

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:57, archived)

I don't feel well 2h.
I've got some super fun planned for Sunday and I don't want to be ill.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 14:36, archived)

oh dear
how come? Self-inflicted?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:38, archived)

they don't call it the gay disease for nothing

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:47, archived)

No. I had 4 pretty heavy days Thursday through monday, so I'm hoping it's just a bit of a 2 day hangover.
But it might be proper illness
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 15:15, archived)

See how you feel tomorrow
If you're still sick, it's probably not the booze
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:22, archived)

Kill me.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 15:26, archived)

that won't be necessary

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:31, archived)

I'll do it
I'll make it look like a strangle wank
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$$ ✅, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:42, archived)

Lightweight.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:31, archived)

Bit grim here still , I'm sick of being on the piss now

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mongychops, Wed 2 May 2018, 14:59, archived)

Still on it?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:14, archived)

Yeah, it's hurting now

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mongychops, Wed 2 May 2018, 16:11, archived)

this afternoon has turned unusually pleasant
a friend is visiting and there is vodka, red bull and a light shoeing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2018, 15:04, archived)

might wank over sam and/or shauna

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 16:45, archived)

Alright, Louis C.K.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 16:55, archived)

Morning

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 7:51, archived)

Morning
I need coffee
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 May 2018, 8:38, archived)

Put the kettle on

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 8:47, archived)

It won't fit

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:02, archived)

it will if it's one o' them new-fangled epileptikettles

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:04, archived)

if the rain comes they run and hide their heads
they might as well be dead
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2018, 8:45, archived)

Yeh

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 8:49, archived)

I don't mind

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 8:53, archived)

can you hear me?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:07, archived)

gooood morning

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 May 2018, 8:48, archived)

Yes mate.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 8:51, archived)

hello

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 8:57, archived)

sad times
www.theguardian.com/business/2018/may/01/gibson-guitar-firm-files-for-bankruptcy-protection
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:06, archived)

another victim of the internet
people downloading guitars instead of buying them
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$$ ✅, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:07, archived)

I know!
Apparently they're hoping to ditch some of their subsidiaries, so they can keep the guitar division, but it doesn't look good
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:09, archived)

I can tell you what does look good

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:10, archived)

I don't think you have ever received a clearer message that you should be buying more guitars

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:13, archived)

I do have a 'custom shop 57 goldtop' shaped hole in my collection, I won't lie

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:15, archived)

see also ES-335

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:16, archived)

uh-oh, here we go
this is how it starts
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:16, archived)

~~ustom shop 57 goldtop~~ ock
~~collection~~ bathroom wall
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:28, archived)

call backs!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:29, archived)

ball cacks!

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:39, archived)

Is "Epiphone" supposed to be pronounced to sound like "epiphany"?
Or like "eppy phone"?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:53, archived)

ee pip hoany

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2018, 10:21, archived)

~~ee pip~~ me so
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 10:23, archived)

Is "Epiphone" supposed to be pronounced to sound like "epiphany"?
Or like "eppy phone"?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:54, archived)

Is "Epiphone" supposed to be pronounced to sound like "epiphany"?
Or like "eppy phone"?
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$$ ✅, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:56, archived)

This is great, 'cos now it looks like a burning question.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 10:00, archived)

alright

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 8:58, archived)

Alright Wiffo

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 9:19, archived)

window

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:28, archived)

it's great to see Kayne West go insane

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$$ ✅, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:06, archived)

'Kanye gets it!' - Donald J Trump

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:18, archived)

He's a punk martyr

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 May 2018, 9:19, archived)

^ Deneke meme

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:43, archived)

the thing is a lot of blacks probably liked the security of being a slave

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:20, archived)

They can't have been that upset, they were always singing.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 May 2018, 9:48, archived)

i don't know if it's worth starting a new thread

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 1 May 2018, 22:42, archived)

whoah, irony

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 23:00, archived)

Is anything really worth it anyway?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 May 2018, 23:44, archived)

Howard Jones' less-popular nihilistic period

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2018, 0:07, archived)

brrrrrrrrraaaaaappp

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 2 May 2018, 0:19, archived)

Can I just mention that the splendid Hulen edit is still intact

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2018, 0:32, archived)

:)

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2018, 6:33, archived)

Why do YOU want the whole of humanity to be destroyed?
www.emojidick.com/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 14:40, archived)

That wasn't what I expected.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 14:43, archived)

oh yeah
For anyone afraid to click, it's totally SFW.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 14:45, archived)

not clicking then

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 14:50, archived)

spoilsport

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 14:56, archived)

sexy fuck willies

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 May 2018, 18:20, archived)

#infest

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 May 2018, 19:09, archived)

I've got 12 copies

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 14:50, archived)

~~I've got 12 copies~~

😂😎⚽🍔🔥🎉🐻
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 14:56, archived)

8=✊=D💦
😞
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:00, archived)

oh dear :(

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:00, archived)

Not really sure why the "eggplant emoji" has become modern slang for penis.
Or does everyone else have a cock that looks like this: 🍆
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:24, archived)

yes, obviously.
wait, does yours NOT look like that?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:28, archived)

well this is awkward

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:35, archived)

Oh.
I guess my parents must have had the little green bit snipped of when I was little.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:44, archived)

it's not a fucking egg
eggs aren't purple
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:52, archived)

aubergines are white when they first sprout

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:53, archived)

stupid name anyway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:56, archived)

A called aubergines, though.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:58, archived)

B called Bananas

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:00, archived)

C called cantaloupes

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:04, archived)

Cantaloupe di love?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:16, archived)

D called Dasheen

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 May 2018, 19:53, archived)

img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/pic3bRcPW.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:06, archived)

O.M.G

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:07, archived)

dipped in beetroot juice doesn't count
although i'm tempted to try that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:11, archived)

well
if it's good enough for paddy johnson of artfagcity.com, it's good enough for me
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 14:59, archived)

he's a good lad, is paddy

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:00, archived)

I think paddy is a woman

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:02, archived)

what does paddy think xe is?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:16, archived)

gender neutral

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:18, archived)

i.imgur.com/Z1X0b7m.mp4
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:43, archived)

a metaphor for life! hahahaha

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:57, archived)

hahaha
He eats shoots and leaves! Ha!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:01, archived)

oh my

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:08, archived)

*panders*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:09, archived)

I meant 'lad' in the broadest sense of the word

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:37, archived)

Ding Ding, there goes the bell

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mongychops, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:29, archived)

do i have to pick one reason?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:16, archived)

Top 5

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:36, archived)

/links, /qotw, /board, monster munch and incels

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:40, archived)

standard

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:45, archived)

to watch it burn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:18, archived)

I don't, after planting somebody today I still maintain my live and let live attitude

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mongychops, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:34, archived)

:D
Nice service? How's your mate and his family holding up?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:36, archived)

Not too bad , still in the pub at the moment, I might go home soon

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mongychops, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:39, archived)

I clicked it and was upset.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 May 2018, 15:47, archived)

I was fucken livid
I haven't been this angry since I looked at QOTW yesterday
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:49, archived)

It's really come on since yesterday.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:01, archived)

haven't we all

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:02, archived)

we're all a little older, a little wiser

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:03, archived)

I'm not

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:06, archived)

zuckerberg raped me in the shit hole

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:56, archived)

You and 2 billion other people
ERRRRRRMMM
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 15:57, archived)

Is it still rape if you've given implicit consent?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:19, archived)

if you feel like you've been raped, then you've been raped

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:26, archived)

exactly

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:36, archived)

I meant in the context of Facebook.
I'd follow the analogy in more detail, only it's making me nauseous
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 17:19, archived)

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 17:24, archived)

might google myself when I get home

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:50, archived)

disgusting

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:51, archived)

that's why I'll do it in the privacy of my own home

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:55, archived)

away from judging eyes

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:55, archived)

only the Lord

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 16:55, archived)

ok cool

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 17:02, archived)

alan sugar?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 17:29, archived)

nah, he's too busy getting confused at satire to judge my wanking

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 17:32, archived)

'judge my wanking' coming soon to more4

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 18:00, archived)

"Pimp My Wrist"

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 18:07, archived)

'Spunk in their Eyes'

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 18:34, archived)

The Golden Cumshot

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 19:12, archived)

The Great British Toss Off

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 19:15, archived)

would you like to see my
🔔🔚
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 May 2018, 19:13, archived)

You don't own me.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 19:18, archived)

I'm up for some pandaring

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 19:34, archived)

speaking of which,
we went to see that secret nuclear bunker down in Essex this weekend. what a malarky. tell you what the best thing we could do if the government went down into the bunker is pour a load of concrete down so they can't get out again
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 1 May 2018, 20:07, archived)

Er, it's not a secret if you know about it, I'd want a refund

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 20:08, archived)

it wasn't nuclear either,
it runs on fuckin diesel
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 1 May 2018, 20:11, archived)

Cor, what a swiz, mister!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 20:18, archived)

he'
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 22:22, archived)

It's raining here
and its almost lunchtime.

So, I am for one day only resurrecting the lunch thread.

Today I shall be having left over Heinz chicken soup with 2 day old bread.

what culinary delights await you?

alt question: what's the weather like.
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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 1 May 2018, 11:57, archived)

Sorry, I read that as "penises".

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:00, archived)

thinking about bumming your dad again?

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:18, archived)

i think this silence can be interpreted as a yes

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:54, archived)

It's a long old toilet break

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 13:33, archived)

Stella now, shoe later

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mongychops, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:01, archived)

Leftover roast chicken from yesterday and leftover croissants from Friday.
Alt: it's raining penises.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:02, archived)

knifing

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:08, archived)

Some food.
Weather is fine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 May 2018, 12:21, archived)

fuck off

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:21, archived)

Sandwich probably

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:28, archived)

well fuck you too

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:30, archived)

Wanker

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:32, archived)

Nothing

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:39, archived)

that's quite enough of that
is everybody happy? why not? how can we, the good posters of b3ta dot com forward slash talk, be of assistance?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:24, archived)

yeah man
just ordered a new record, so I'm basking in the afterglow of consumerism
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:28, archived)

i haven't bought any music in years
i kind of miss those days but equally i have enough useless physical media in my home already, and paying for downloads just seems mad
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:37, archived)

manolith is killing music

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:41, archived)

i don't steal it either, really
i just listen to podcasts now instead
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:42, archived)

I'm sure my deezer subscription is putting hundredths of pennies is artists' pockets.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:46, archived)

I've been here to long
I read that as "penises"
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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 1 May 2018, 11:54, archived)

here
I read that as
+ but I've never been to me
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:11, archived)

not sure

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:37, archived)

god, there's always one

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:37, archived)

My puerile contribution to qotw got deleted.
Or I neglected to tap on "post this message".
Neither option makes me especially happy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:38, archived)

has qotw ever made anyone happy?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:41, archived)

I used to enjoy watching people get really unhappy.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:52, archived)

alright, "the regular audience for coronation street"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:55, archived)

[Steve macdonald]

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:58, archived)

I think given the current mood posting that on qotw would lead to an instant banning

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:06, archived)

God forbid anybody enjoy themselves.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:16, archived)

I surely can't be the only who thinks it is unfunny shit

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:42, archived)

Me, you mean?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:43, archived)

nah everyone thinks that

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:53, archived)

Haha, yeah.
About the only thing in this qotw's favour is the brevity of the replies.
At least until Skagra shows up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:55, archived)

he died in a fire

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:21, archived)

An extra health bar wouldn't go amiss.
I've got one of those annoying colds where sneezing feels like having the inside of your mouth sprayed with acid.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:41, archived)

you need the cheat codes
or teh uplaod codez
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 12:30, archived)

Just had a jab in the arm
Let the new girl do it, she needs the practice
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:46, archived)

So you wanna be a boxer?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:46, archived)

In the golden ring?

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:50, archived)

Please ask Rob to close QOTW, it's a fucking abomination

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:57, archived)

Morning

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 7:29, archived)

Indeed , nice day for it

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mongychops, Tue 1 May 2018, 7:39, archived)

Beautiful

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:37, archived)

Suits on I'm off to the spoons for a quick pint

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mongychops, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:54, archived)

Early service?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

10 am

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mongychops, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

Morning

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 May 2018, 7:55, archived)

Good morning

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:38, archived)

u wanna it?

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 7:57, archived)

Pls

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:38, archived)

Nearly the weekend yesss

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:08, archived)

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right
Everybody's working for the weekend
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:12, archived)

Not long now!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:39, archived)

first of May?
burst of gay more like
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:46, archived)

Oh boy it's almost Star Trek day!!!!!!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:51, archived)

I recieved two pinch punches already today
fucking pricks
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:51, archived)

that no returns clause is a bitch

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:53, archived)

legally, I don't have a leg to stand on

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

if it was a verbal contract
then I'm afraid you have nothing.
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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:57, archived)

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on!
There you go!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:04, archived)

Are you still at school?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:53, archived)

no, but my children are

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

Tell them to grow up

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:56, archived)

But not too fast
otherwise they'll quickly become older than you and that will cause all sorts of problems
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:57, archived)

may the thirst be with you

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 8:55, archived)

Gimme the brandy

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:02, archived)

Oxford pricks get all funny about it.
Used to be free parties on the meadow and dancing round fires, then they built some nice middle class flats by the meadow and they complained and the police shut it down. People are pricks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 May 2018, 9:23, archived)

In your face, community cohesion!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:37, archived)

hippy

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:41, archived)

that was me

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:44, archived)

Bunch of NIMBY tosspots

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:08, archived)

To be fair
I wouldn't want a load of strangers having a party in my backyard. And I don't think anyone else here would, either. Just sayin'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:09, archived)

If they were doing it every weekend, I could totally understand people kicking up a fuss.
Once a year, though, and in the daytime...I'd probably just go and join them.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:13, archived)

I'm fairly certain it wasn't once a year, and I'm DAMN sure it wasn't during the day

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:13, archived)

Party round Two Hats', everybody!
Let's use him as a maypole.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:16, archived)

pervert

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:21, archived)

he'

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:22, archived)

Disclaimer: I do not and have never lived in any of the middle-class flats in question.
My memories of May Day in Oxford involve drinking Bucks Fizz at the crack of dawn, going to listen to the Magdalen College choir sing from the bell-tower and not jumping off bridges into the Cherwell, then reading the next day about people who did jump off bridges into the Cherwell and injured themselves.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:16, archived)

You could have at least trashed a branch of McDonalds in honor of International Workers Day.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:23, archived)

I'd be at the back window shaking my fist

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:13, archived)

I'd write a strongly worded email

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:14, archived)

I'd appear in the local paper pointing in the direction of the activities

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:18, archived)

looking miserable?
preferably holding the hand of a small child
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:20, archived)

defo

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:20, archived)

It was once a year for may morning.
You stupid fat bald prick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 May 2018, 10:31, archived)

sure it was

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 11:35, archived)

good morning forum chums

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:05, archived)

and chumettes

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$$ ✅, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:07, archived)

pedigree boarder's

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:09, archived)

Morning manowiff

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 May 2018, 9:17, archived)

~~for~~ b
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:32, archived)

oh
hello
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:02, archived)

Can confirm, have seen a clock.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:14, archived)

<etc

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:41, archived)

It's a sad day when an obvious Strikey-g is too much work to bother with.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:44, archived)

Happy M'eh Dääà

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 9:57, archived)

I think yourself and Rob had a miscommunication
The best thing for you to do is meet in person, and talk it out like men
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:03, archived)

Works for me.
We can fire up the barbie; it's nice out.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 10:06, archived)

Happy candle-day to my erstwhile homeboy Windy.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:55, archived)

('Erstwhile homeboy' is not a terribly natural-sounding phrase, is it?)

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:55, archived)

Bare candles, mi breddah.
Going to hijack this thread briefly to say that the new QOTW, while not original, does at least show promise.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 20:15, archived)

No worries Yeti, you carry on.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:25, archived)

No 44,000ltr saltwater pool,
no pizza oven, no outrageous sex lies, no noncepunching. It's really not all that.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:46, archived)

No mmps :'(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:04, archived)

This is our challenge: to find place names that will allow us to crowbar those memes into our answers.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:16, archived)

Not even a Honda Accord Of Justice? :(

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 23:03, archived)

This is alright, I suppose:
b3ta.com/questions/themeaningofgiff/post2631190
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 23:35, archived)

I think it's fucken shit
To each his own
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:20, archived)

We are all as free as birds.
To participate, not to participate, to post blurred pictures of our genitals on puerile online messageboards.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 22:30, archived)

thank you Yeti
it's a fun game invented by god knows who - Douglas Adams nicked it off a teacher who nicked it out a magazine - but we can play it too.

And I'm very happy people are enjoying playing it.
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rob, Tue 1 May 2018, 1:06, archived)

Douglas Adams says that he and John Lloyd formulated the rules when they were on holiday together in Corfu in 1978.
Well done on acting like an unprovoked keyboard warrior autism, as well; I'm sure that'll convince people to cough up in droves for the next episode of the newsletter.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 1 May 2018, 1:26, archived)

No - they didn't invent it
it was from an article by Paul Jennings in the 1950s that was read by Douglas Adams's teacher. Hence Douglas Adams knowing it and popularising it.

And er.. I think you misread me. I didn't attack you. I really didn't. I said thank you.
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rob, Tue 1 May 2018, 1:43, archived)

Gay

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mongychops, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:06, archived)

*bums*

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 21:25, archived)

foot wanks

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:25, archived)

oh boy I can't wait for the revamped newsletter!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:26, archived)

I'll revamp you in a minute

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:28, archived)

yeah alright go on then

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:39, archived)

I'll measure up first

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:57, archived)

+baby I don't ca

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:27, archived)

How does one 'vamp' something in the first place? And how does it get unvamped, to the extent that it needs to be revamped?

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:54, archived)

i'm bored

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:29, archived)

same

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:31, archived)

i'm killing time so i don't have to go to the doctor's with the ex-lodger
can't stand the crying
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:37, archived)

Neither is a midget with learning difficulties!
LOL!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:30, archived)

oh hahahha

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:31, archived)

hahahahha

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:34, archived)

Come on, that's not right.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:32, archived)

Neither is
nope, I've got nothing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:34, archived)

Think about it.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:34, archived)

Something about 'left'?
Dunno, I can't really think of any specific
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:47, archived)

Why is Rob trying to get b3ta going again?
It's dead leave it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:31, archived)

do him over

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:31, archived)

Imagine if we get a proper mod?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:32, archived)

they'll go insane like that mcchinaman bloke

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:33, archived)

>:(

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:04, archived)

Alright Manowiff

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:20, archived)

i can't get no respect round here

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:27, archived)

light him up

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:49, archived)

you're a troublemaker, dollars
and i like it!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 17:06, archived)

Death to Landru!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 17:29, archived)

haha, yeah! probably!
*turns to camera and shrugs*
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:03, archived)

He seems hell-bent on monetising b3ta.
Haha, bent.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:13, archived)

Ha, McBeefs odiham made it to the Facebook screenshot.
imgur.com/S5TGQZG
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:33, archived)

Ruin?
Piss-taking is normally the only halfway decent thing posted on there.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:48, archived)

You wait, as reddit and Facebook tumble under increased scrutiny,
B3ta will rise as the corner stone of online media content
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:56, archived)

I hear it's the puerile digital arts community of choice for the police
they were introduced to it when following up admissions of noncery by unpopular old bethreetan "RabidRodent"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:11, archived)

Pretty sure they ran in fear of his mighty "noncepunch".

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:24, archived)

wasn't he an actual peado though?
someone posted a link to him being caught?
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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 16:28, archived)

Just because someone has sexual feelings towards children, you automatically label him a 'paedo'
sick of it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 17:18, archived)

I think we've all learned something today

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 17:32, archived)

The original thread was fun
www.b3ta.com/questions/purefury/post2107021
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 17:41, archived)

The current qotw hasn't got a hope of reaching such dizzying heights.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:03, archived)

NOTE: Abuse and answering the question with irrelevant stuff will result in deletions and temp bans. Let's make this good.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:42, archived)

What about responses to other people's previous relevant and non abusive posts.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:48, archived)

The only way rob can MBGA is to ban all nastiness, criticism and disagreement

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:54, archived)

Six pages of entries already??

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:04, archived)

Yeah but most of them are rob

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:15, archived)

Thank god, it'd be a bit cheeky to ask people to write ALL of his next book for free

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 19:32, archived)

apart from Sting, who prefers VOAT

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:08, archived)

woah

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:57, archived)

nice

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 17:18, archived)

Fucking bent cunts

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mongychops, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 18:08, archived)

There's a new question of the week guys!!!
And none of us are allowed to make guff based puns or we will be stepped.
Sad times.

What are you sad about today?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:32, archived)

fucking hell

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:39, archived)

Incel makes me feel a bit sad, I suppose

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:40, archived)

In Ex
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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:41, archived)

get the Kutools add on m8

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:50, archived)

I know, but I couldn't be arsed scrolling down for replies.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:51, archived)

message deleted
not posting on topic will not be tolerated on QOTW. Do it again and get a temp ban.

This is for your own good.
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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:53, archived)

brilliant

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:54, archived)

i actually posted a real place
brown willy, cornwall
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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 13:55, archived)

Rob has spent the last few months frantically thinking of a decent question
and he will NOT have you spoiling it in a fun manner.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:03, archived)

shame

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:04, archived)

this looks more like he is trying to find content for some lame idea for somewhere else

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:12, archived)

This is for your own good

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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:14, archived)

Well the famous twitter feed seems to have died on its arse, what's next?
Other than each newsletter now costing about 3000 Patreon Dollars, obviously.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:45, archived)

It's ok
He'll be here shortly, to explain why you're wrong
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:14, archived)

I'm sure the remaining 5 users will be eternally grateful for all funny stories being crushed under a jackboot

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:05, archived)

I don't really understand the question.
I could be sad about that, if you like?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:16, archived)

I'm still b& from qftw, I'm not sad about that

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mongychops, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:27, archived)

that's a shame
all the cool people are over there
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$$ ✅, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:46, archived)

the amount of politicians not being fired directly into the sun always gets me down

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2018, 14:51, archived)

I'm gonna shedpost and see what happens.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Apr 2018, 15:07, archived)

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