And if a bell rings
He's summoned the buttler
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 17:28, More)

the original film (precursor to the series) was pretty good. my fav film as a k I am a fl
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 18:50, More)

unfortunately it appears not
quote: The earliest written reference to the town is in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, where it is spelled "Rumcofan", literally meaning "a wide cove or bay". This word is derived from the Old English words "rúm" ("wide" or "broad") and "cofa" ("cave" or "cove"), specifically with reference to spanishfly's mum's cavernous vag.
( MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 0:21, More)

As an ally of Nazi Germany, Great Uncle Bulgaria participated in the Holocaust, contributing to the deaths of 11,343 Jews from the occupied territories in Greece and Yugoslavia.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:51, More)

Underground, overground, nazi'ing free
The Hitlers of Wimbledon Common are we
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 13:21, More)

How hard is it to kill yourself? Very easy . You've got to be taking the fucking piss to need 4 attempts and still be here. Perhaps hire someone, probably get a deal if you try now

( mongychops, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:00, More)

I represented the UK in Eurovision then became a football manager in Guam – but I found my true calling pumping custard into tarts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:34, More)