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GOOD TOIMES

(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 13:46, More)
What, your marriage?

(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:15, More)
I just spoke to a French lady on the telephone and now my thingy feels a bit fizzy

(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 11:53, More)
i've "worked" in IT for twelve years
how can dr sock help you?

please avoid the following phrases or behaviours -

"the system's down"
"is it stuck in the firewall?"
"it's kicked me out"
referring to the tower as the hard drive
confusing the monitor with the actual PC
making quips about turning it off and on again
fixing something yourself and declaring that you should work in IT

any reference to the above will be met with extreme violence
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 11:12, More)
Bummer company?

(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:04, More)
If he goes near Charlie Gard I swear I'll do time.

(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:06, More)
This post was found to contain the words 'white', 'race' and 'great'
You have therefore been banned for being a white supremacist.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:08, More)

twitter.com/MrDDyer/status/380377522174570496
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 13:21, More)
i can't believe it's been 40 years since that slag (sorry mrs dyer) had a baby
still freaks my nut out to this day
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 13:16, More)
come on m8
saying that she was a vacuum cleaner implies that she was useful in some way
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 13:07, More)
done
i.imgur.com/Y5JC0oZ.png
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 11:04, More)
No doubt you've tried plenty of times, you dirty old bollocks

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:57, More)
Local storage is SO two years ago, you need to store everything on one of these clouds that all the cool people are talking about, so when your internet drops out you can't get to any of your files, plus all your private stuff can be read by other people

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 12:37, More)
Just remember that this is all your own fault.

(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 8:27, More)
the thing is, the 'campaign' is surely over, now. Real ale is everywhere, so they can just pack up and go home.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:46, More)
I know let's make a pineapple bitter said nobody ever

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:35, More)

Ah, poo-chute - poo-chute good
Ah, poo-chute - poo-chute real good
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 18:06, More)
maybe change it to 'benefactors of real ale'

lol bra
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 17:49, More)
Bit sad.
If your granddad had a Top 40 hit with "I Wish", this explains everything.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 15:59, More)
YEAH I'VE DONE THAT, THAT'S HOW THIS HAPPENED

(, Fri 21 Jul 2017, 16:20, More)

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