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We bought my kid a massive Spongebob in his pyjamas and nightcap toy
When we came back from the beach the maid had tucked him up in our bed. It was insufferably cute so I immediately blocked the bog with a red wine turbo log to redress the balance of the universe.

But why are banned user Dozer's threads so shit and how would you kill him?
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 15:49, More)
No, but there's a U in Cunt.

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 11:54, More)
I just had an order from someone called Anusha
anus ha it's 11:00
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 11:02, More)
Complete and utter cap.
I've handled swans on numerous occasions and they are not capable of breaking bones. Maybe in a million to one, perfect storm, freak event but even then I don't think so.
When an angry swan comes at you with its wings extended its just trying to look bigger and more intimidating, they don't use them as weapons.
Everybody knows somebody's cousin or grandmother who had their arm broken by a swan. The only way a swan is going to break your arm is if you fall over one on the way home from the pub
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 10:53, More)
'Shitbent' probably

(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 8:54, More)
Amusing and depressing at the same time
It's the very definition of a Rubymurray post.
(, Fri 22 Sep 2017, 8:20, More)
Speaking of beeter users who think they are far cleverer than they actually are...
alright psychochomp, nice to have you back!!!!!
(, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 21:28, More)
Lurk upoon my wanks, wee shitey, and oegamiom.

(, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 11:07, More)

you could have just chewed it he's bored of this now
(, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 9:09, More)
My cousin's face turned into a whirling vortex made of Lego
And I started getting drawn into it, like a tornado. I needed calming down almost immediately.
(, Thu 21 Sep 2017, 8:55, More)
+ IT'S 3:30PM

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 15:30, More)
Mallet's Shallots

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 14:53, More)
The tingle below your ear and starting around your jawline corresponds to the parotid salivary gland: sour tastes trigger the gland to kick up saliva production.
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 12:39, More)
What will the sequel be called?
It 2, Brute?
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 11:31, More)
Oh, I took this picture the other day, for all the Skyrim/Lindup fans out there

Sorry about my dirty
(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 11:09, More)
Is it located in a sort of hollow, sort of basket shape in the landscape?

(, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 9:19, More)

I'd be a rubbish queer picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:42, More)
Oooeer cooeee it's me tangles, shut that door

(, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 12:58, More)
Impersonated a drum machine whilst in a state of advanced undress

(, Mon 18 Sep 2017, 12:48, More)
surely if you buy a new car it come with a new engine? i don't know about cars, used to be a bloke on here did but he was bullied of the forum

(, Mon 18 Sep 2017, 13:45, More)

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