Profile for Ravenblack:
Sky News editors either like a laugh or didn’t notice my comedy names for these articles I submitted!
Su Khonmicoc
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1200083,00.html
Hugh Jerrick-Seán
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1200075,00.html
S.M Egedd
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13452398,00.html
Drew Peacock
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1161437,00.html
Otherwise known as
Raven or Ravenblack...I can't be bothered to write much, so just go to
Hover-Lite or
TWA2LB my site...or
justanotherbrickinthewall you can mail me from either if you are really bored and have nothing better to do...or even better...email
ravenblack1973 (hotmail.com) .
A story from my younger days....
So right, there was a music festival (Guildford, UK, if you know it) and it was around the time that I smoked a bit of 'the weed'. I never wanted to do anything heavy, but I had an urge to try a halucagen(?) of sorts. At the festival there were many 'Legal High' stalls, so I bought some legal stuff called DRUIDS DREAM. I was young and foolish like I said. Any way, I drank this stuff down as a tea. Later on in the evening...after a few beers and a smoke, me and my mates go far a walk in the light of fires, stars, coloured lights etc...when a huge monster appeared and lunged at me....THE DRUGS DID WORK!!! but I didn't want to freak out and appear uncool to my mates, so I tried walking through the monster...but it attacked me....and the more it attacked, the more I ignored it...I even ignored the small carnival like clown people who tried to spin me out of the way...I WAS TRIPPING MAN!!!
Bollocks was I.
Next day, feeling like a sheep had slept in my mouth, I took a day light walk around the festival site. It was then I saw a poster for the previous nighjts entertainment....
Whilst I was trying to look cool and calm...I had wandered through an open air theatre presentation of
...The Jabberwocky....
fucksocks...
My mates, needless to say, were quite amused..
Double fucksocks.
So...don't do drugs kids!!!!
See below for some stuff...
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Sky News editors either like a laugh or didn’t notice my comedy names for these articles I submitted!
Su Khonmicoc
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1200083,00.html
Hugh Jerrick-Seán
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1200075,00.html
S.M Egedd
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13452398,00.html
Drew Peacock
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1161437,00.html
Otherwise known as
Raven or Ravenblack...I can't be bothered to write much, so just go to
Hover-Lite or
TWA2LB my site...or
justanotherbrickinthewall you can mail me from either if you are really bored and have nothing better to do...or even better...email
ravenblack1973 (hotmail.com) .
Some of my knights...  Sir Frank was so far unbeaten... |
 In the days before comedy guns... |
 Be prepared... |
 ...be very prepared... |
 It was so much quicker this way... |
 The ladies loved Sir Copalot... |
A story from my younger days....
So right, there was a music festival (Guildford, UK, if you know it) and it was around the time that I smoked a bit of 'the weed'. I never wanted to do anything heavy, but I had an urge to try a halucagen(?) of sorts. At the festival there were many 'Legal High' stalls, so I bought some legal stuff called DRUIDS DREAM. I was young and foolish like I said. Any way, I drank this stuff down as a tea. Later on in the evening...after a few beers and a smoke, me and my mates go far a walk in the light of fires, stars, coloured lights etc...when a huge monster appeared and lunged at me....THE DRUGS DID WORK!!! but I didn't want to freak out and appear uncool to my mates, so I tried walking through the monster...but it attacked me....and the more it attacked, the more I ignored it...I even ignored the small carnival like clown people who tried to spin me out of the way...I WAS TRIPPING MAN!!!
Bollocks was I.
Next day, feeling like a sheep had slept in my mouth, I took a day light walk around the festival site. It was then I saw a poster for the previous nighjts entertainment....
Whilst I was trying to look cool and calm...I had wandered through an open air theatre presentation of
...The Jabberwocky....
fucksocks...
My mates, needless to say, were quite amused..
Double fucksocks.
So...don't do drugs kids!!!!
See below for some stuff...
 Me and my better half... |
 Now THAT was unexpected thought Gavin... |
Recent front page messages:
In a desperate attempt to get a front page...
...Houston Knights takes to training
Cornish Pasties to Clog dance...
edit/...and next...THE WORLD!!!! Bwaaahahahahahaha
Cheers fp pixies!
(Tue 23rd Sep 2003, 21:29, More)
...Houston Knights takes to training
Cornish Pasties to Clog dance...
edit/...and next...THE WORLD!!!! Bwaaahahahahahaha
Cheers fp pixies!
(Tue 23rd Sep 2003, 21:29, More)
Before market release, one must research....
rp4c
FP...WOO! Dedicated to my Dad - hoping he gets better soon!
Just had a bad emotional day. Thank you for the FP...it cheered me up.
...but if it's not MD...who is it?
(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 22:51, More)
rp4c
FP...WOO! Dedicated to my Dad - hoping he gets better soon!
Just had a bad emotional day. Thank you for the FP...it cheered me up.
...but if it's not MD...who is it?
(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 22:51, More)
Portent of the Apocalypse
edit-FP! Thank you magic donkey!
I ALWAYS believed in you...
...it was the others that didn't...
(Sun 18th May 2003, 17:43, More)
edit-FP! Thank you magic donkey!
I ALWAYS believed in you...
...it was the others that didn't...
(Sun 18th May 2003, 17:43, More)
Cheesy at the best of times....
Still shot
Edit- It's all a conspiricy to make my name look stupid, isn't it!
And remember - don't forget to Rate MY kitten
(Sat 3rd May 2003, 14:37, More)
Still shot
Edit- It's all a conspiricy to make my name look stupid, isn't it!
And remember - don't forget to Rate MY kitten
(Sat 3rd May 2003, 14:37, More)
Sorry....I'm tired and lack much hummus...
edit-Omigod! I had to change my name now!!!
Thank you to my Wife for the endless cups of tea, the Acadamy for your support and help over these tough years.
To Jeff, my muse, for his shoulder to lean on. The Supermarket for it's hummus...and all those B3TANS who encouraged me!!!
This front page isn't for me 'sob' It's for all of you...'sob'
(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 22:34, More)
edit-Omigod! I had to change my name now!!!
Thank you to my Wife for the endless cups of tea, the Acadamy for your support and help over these tough years.
To Jeff, my muse, for his shoulder to lean on. The Supermarket for it's hummus...and all those B3TANS who encouraged me!!!
This front page isn't for me 'sob' It's for all of you...'sob'
(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 22:34, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Worst Record Ever
My better half
has some 'Take-That'.
Do I win a prize?
.or that latest Sophie Ellis Bexter thing where she goes on about changing, and includes lyrics about -
-but I'll still change my underwear...
...and..
...I tried to change a tyre but it wasn't my thing...
My worse record is 'SUNTAN' by Stan.
Suntan - on my nose
Suntan - between my toes
Suntan - around my eyes
Suntan - all down my thighs
What have I got? - Suntan
and what do you want - Suntan!
etc - ad lib et vom.
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 12:15, More)
My better half
has some 'Take-That'.
Do I win a prize?
.or that latest Sophie Ellis Bexter thing where she goes on about changing, and includes lyrics about -
-but I'll still change my underwear...
...and..
...I tried to change a tyre but it wasn't my thing...
My worse record is 'SUNTAN' by Stan.
Suntan - on my nose
Suntan - between my toes
Suntan - around my eyes
Suntan - all down my thighs
What have I got? - Suntan
and what do you want - Suntan!
etc - ad lib et vom.
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 12:15, More)