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» Not Losing Your Virginity

Bible Love
Both of us were nineteen, living with our respective parents during the summer after our first year of university. We had had heavy make-out sessions in his car for a month of so, but finally one night we found ourselves alone at his home, making out on his mother's plush pink couch. I was straddling him and could feel his hard on against my thigh. I wanted this to be the moment - I wanted him to be the "man" that I lost my virginity to. I even had condoms in my purse.

I whispered my idea to him, and he burst out crying. "It would be sinful to have sex," he sobbed. "Jesus forgive us!" Ah, he was a Christian nutter. Great. Jesus came in between me and sex.

He drove me home in silence. I dumped him a week later. Back at university I found myself a half-decent non-Christian man to do the duty.
(Sat 28th Oct 2006, 14:16, More)

» Essential Items

Essential Items
OMG, this question is for me.

I'm not big into fashion accessories, so I carry a green Eddie Bauer backpack with me everywhere I go (even to the [Canadian] National Arts Centre to see plays and shit). I always have in my green bag:

mini first aid kit
tylenol
advil
aspirin (in case someone has a heart attack)
latex gloves
bandages
swiss army knife
lighter
LED flashlight with compass and magnifying glass
extra "feminine hygiene" pads
binoculars
cough drops
an "Authentic British Bobby whistle" (gift from my dad)
spare tissues
pens
emergency dog leash
small container of freeze-dried liver (dog treats)
brush
lip balm
travel toothbrush and toothpaste kit
dental floss
cough drops
candies
gum
spare change (emergency bus fare)
alcohol hand sanatizer
sunglasses

And I always have something to read.

My friends make fun of me, but Canada is a big place, and I'm well prepared just in case I get lost in the woods.
(Sat 29th Oct 2005, 14:17, More)