» IT Support

Press F1
My brother works in IT, as do I, and once related the following tale of a support call:

Bro: Ok, press F1 for the menu
Customer: *beep*
Bro: Hello? You need to press F1 to get the menu up.
Customer: *beep*
Bro: Are you pressing 1 on the phone?

They were.
(Thu 24th Sep 2009, 15:35, More)

» Job Interviews

Short and Sweet...
Interviewer (in the company reception) : Hi, nice to meet you, was your journey here ok?

Me : Yes, fine thanks, trains were running on time for once.

Interviewer : Train? Don't you drive?

Me : No.

Interviewer : Oh, erm, we need someone with a driving license.

Me: Right... OK, I'll be off then.
(Fri 21st Jan 2005, 16:26, More)

» Claims to Fame

I could have been Boba Fett....
I went to my local boozer many years ago, at about... oh I dunno... before eleven, to get some booze.

Apparently I had just missed Steven Spielberg and Mel Gibson who had just popped in for a coffee en route to Shepperton Studios.

Had I been earlier, I could have had Steve put a word in for me with George, made a decent prequel trilogy and starred as Boba Fett.
(Wed 2nd Mar 2005, 16:45, More)