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American tourists in London
TWO true stories that happened to me:

American tourists in Trafalgar Square- "Which way to Buckingham Palace?" I pointed through Admiralty Arch and said "Through there and keep going - it's at the end of The Mall". The reply- "Gee, thanks. And how do we get back again" !

American tourists on Waterloo Bridge- "Which way to Tower Bridge?". I pointed eastwards and said, "That way, around the bend in the river". The reply- "Gee thanks (again!) and which side of the river is it on" !

Unbelievable but true.
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 13:31, More)