» Pure Ignorance

Cows
Apparently all brown cows are boys, and all black and white cows are girls.

According to a kid I taught once.
(Thu 6th Jan 2005, 23:17, More)

» Pet Names

As children my sister and I
kept pet mice. She had a thing about ROmancing the Stone, so one was called jack, and the other Colton. I objected to my mousebeing called colton, so it got changed to cotton.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 14:30, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Jelly
My dad was making individual jellies for a birthday party in clear plastic cups. he was doing it in layers, green red and purple.

I was little about 4 or 5, and asked him what the red layer was.

He told me he had cut his finger, and it had bled in the jelly.

I refused to eat any jelly at my birthday party :(

He also had a plastic press thing, that you put hard boiled eggs in and it made them square. he used to tell me he had square chickens at work that layed square eggs. For years I believed that.
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 16:00, More)