Profile for mike - kicking arse since 1983:
Hello. My name is Mike and I am fucking great. I have a website called stupidbathroom.co.uk which you can get to by clicking on this fab logo, which I didn't make.
shut the fuck up ian
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Hello. My name is Mike and I am fucking great. I have a website called stupidbathroom.co.uk which you can get to by clicking on this fab logo, which I didn't make.
shut the fuck up ian
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» Puns
My mate came up to me
and said "You know what you should do? Be the third most popular Britpop band."
"What?" I replied, "I don't know what you mean,"
"Oh go on," he said, "Be the third most popular Britpop band. Girls'll like you if you do."
"What are you talking about?" I said.
"Come on" he urged, "Be it. Be the third most popular Britpop band."
"Look mate, I have no idea what you're talking about" I responded, getting a little tetchy.
"Oh go on, man," he said, almost pleading by now.
"No. Absolutely not." I said.
But he carried on trying to convince me. I kept saying no, and he kept trying. I kept saying No. He kept trying.
And eventually, I was Suede.
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 11:47, More)
My mate came up to me
and said "You know what you should do? Be the third most popular Britpop band."
"What?" I replied, "I don't know what you mean,"
"Oh go on," he said, "Be the third most popular Britpop band. Girls'll like you if you do."
"What are you talking about?" I said.
"Come on" he urged, "Be it. Be the third most popular Britpop band."
"Look mate, I have no idea what you're talking about" I responded, getting a little tetchy.
"Oh go on, man," he said, almost pleading by now.
"No. Absolutely not." I said.
But he carried on trying to convince me. I kept saying no, and he kept trying. I kept saying No. He kept trying.
And eventually, I was Suede.
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 11:47, More)
» Irrational Fears
i hate closing the curtains
when it's dark outside, and i can see my reflection clearly in the glass. this is partly because i am very ugly, but also because of a fear of either seeing a movement reflected behind me or else someone outside my window. Somehow, thugh, I had no qualms about leaving the windows open.
i was shitscared of this for about fifteen years, despite living on the eleventh floor of a tower block for ten of them. i only got cured of it when i moved into my current house, where my ground-floor bedroom backs onto a pitch-black garden. I confronted my fear, baby. Aw yeah.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:38, More)
i hate closing the curtains
when it's dark outside, and i can see my reflection clearly in the glass. this is partly because i am very ugly, but also because of a fear of either seeing a movement reflected behind me or else someone outside my window. Somehow, thugh, I had no qualms about leaving the windows open.
i was shitscared of this for about fifteen years, despite living on the eleventh floor of a tower block for ten of them. i only got cured of it when i moved into my current house, where my ground-floor bedroom backs onto a pitch-black garden. I confronted my fear, baby. Aw yeah.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:38, More)
» Irrational Fears
i know someone who
has a phobia of squashed peas. She doesn't mind eating peas, as long as she doesn't see any get squashed. If you squash them in front of her she cries. she is in her late twenties.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:49, More)
i know someone who
has a phobia of squashed peas. She doesn't mind eating peas, as long as she doesn't see any get squashed. If you squash them in front of her she cries. she is in her late twenties.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 14:49, More)
» Dad Jokes
my dad
is the king of them. any opportunity for a cheesy joke is taken, and i love him for it. i was talking to my mum on the phone the other day before she went to work, and she said "here's your Dad for a quick word". My dad grabbed the phone and shouted into it "Speedy!" - i.e. a quick word. It took some explaining before I got it, but I found it funny when I did.
And whenever we're eating mushrooms he will always without fail make a remark about how he'd like to eat more but he doesn't have mush room. Hilarious.
I wish I could think of more examples, because he is seriously great at them. Better than all of your dads.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:45, More)
my dad
is the king of them. any opportunity for a cheesy joke is taken, and i love him for it. i was talking to my mum on the phone the other day before she went to work, and she said "here's your Dad for a quick word". My dad grabbed the phone and shouted into it "Speedy!" - i.e. a quick word. It took some explaining before I got it, but I found it funny when I did.
And whenever we're eating mushrooms he will always without fail make a remark about how he'd like to eat more but he doesn't have mush room. Hilarious.
I wish I could think of more examples, because he is seriously great at them. Better than all of your dads.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:45, More)