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Is this a badger I see before me,
the hindquarters toward my hand?
Come, let me shop thee!
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
to feeling as to sight?
Or art thou but a badger of the mind,
a false creation,
proceeding from the b3ta-oppressed brain?
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Is this a badger I see before me,
the hindquarters toward my hand?
Come, let me shop thee!
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
to feeling as to sight?
Or art thou but a badger of the mind,
a false creation,
proceeding from the b3ta-oppressed brain?
Recent front page messages:
About time too...
Been done? I care not...
(Edit: FP! Thank you kindly, good sirs...)
(Sat 21st Jun 2003, 0:49, More)
Been done? I care not...
(Edit: FP! Thank you kindly, good sirs...)
(Sat 21st Jun 2003, 0:49, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Spoooky Coincidence
the number of people reporting spooky concidences...
... is exactly the same as that predicted by statistical analysis.
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 14:28, More)
the number of people reporting spooky concidences...
... is exactly the same as that predicted by statistical analysis.
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 14:28, More)
» Weird Traditions
I make
little boats for witches, out of eggshells.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 14:48, More)
I make
little boats for witches, out of eggshells.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 14:48, More)
» Pubs
Wedding reception,
Haberman: "I'll have a Black Russian"
Bar: "Eh? What's that?"
H: "Oh, it's half vodka, half Kahlua"
B: /half fills a 250ml glass with vodka, tops up with Kahlua
H: "Thanks"
H: /wanders off, needing no more alcoholic beverages for the immediate future
EDIT: reading back a page or few ... thankfully I didn't ask for a white russian instead!
(Thu 12th Feb 2009, 16:49, More)
Wedding reception,
Haberman: "I'll have a Black Russian"
Bar: "Eh? What's that?"
H: "Oh, it's half vodka, half Kahlua"
B: /half fills a 250ml glass with vodka, tops up with Kahlua
H: "Thanks"
H: /wanders off, needing no more alcoholic beverages for the immediate future
EDIT: reading back a page or few ... thankfully I didn't ask for a white russian instead!
(Thu 12th Feb 2009, 16:49, More)
» Spoilt Brats
in the supermarket...
a mother and teen daughter. Daughter attempts to sneak a packet of choccy biscuits into the shopping trolley; the mother spots this and puts them back on the shelf.
Defiantly, the stroppy teen tries again ...
... but the mother then threatens to throw a strop at high volume unless the recalcitrant teen behaves.
The choccy biscuits stay on the shelf.
Does it count if it's the parent threatening to throw a tantrum?
(Thu 16th Oct 2008, 11:50, More)
in the supermarket...
a mother and teen daughter. Daughter attempts to sneak a packet of choccy biscuits into the shopping trolley; the mother spots this and puts them back on the shelf.
Defiantly, the stroppy teen tries again ...
... but the mother then threatens to throw a strop at high volume unless the recalcitrant teen behaves.
The choccy biscuits stay on the shelf.
Does it count if it's the parent threatening to throw a tantrum?
(Thu 16th Oct 2008, 11:50, More)