» Vomit Pt2

Warning not seen on the label
A litre of vodka will ruin a carpet when it has spent an hour in your belly first . That is all
(Thu 7th Jan 2010, 17:18, More)

» Helicopter Parents

Family holiday
I'm 24, married with a mortgage, and thought those apron strings were long since cut with some oversized ceremonial scissors, but in 3days time wife and I are being taken on a family holiday with my mum and dad, (a sort of nostalgic spanish apartment for a week like all those years long gone) and I fully expect mother dearest to keep an eye on my drinkin habits,(un)healthy eating and mayb even rubbing sun tan lotion into those hard to reach areas! Suppose it will give mrs cardiosurgeon a break from mothering me, or could they join forces and create some sort of uncontrollable beast hellbent on telling me to "sit in the shade for a while, you're looking like a lobster, that'll be sore in the morning!"

Length.....below average but bronzed by the end of next week
(Thu 10th Sep 2009, 15:50, More)

» Irrational Hatred


I have an irrational hatred of people who find any old excuse to submit to qotw on their b3ta birthday...
(Mon 4th Apr 2011, 18:01, More)

» Bad Management


I used to work in a particular phone shop with the worst manager i have ever met, he didn't know the business, got on the wrong side of a close knit team and generally pissed everyone off.

He finally got his come-uppance about 4 months in, when a customer complained that he had kept her number, and was becoming a little stalkerish!
That is a little frowned upon in our business and he was swiftly shuffled out of the company
there were cheers all around that day :)
(Thu 10th Jun 2010, 11:35, More)

» Good Advice


Check teh qotw at 1pm and you may end up in the first 3

Edit:

Also,

don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
(Thu 20th May 2010, 13:02, More)