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» Old People Talk Bollocks
When my 87 year old Grandfather was in hospital
my mum and I went to visit. We were doing the general non-versation that always takes place when, out of nowhere my Grandad asked if my dad was "still a wanker?"
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 16:14, More)
When my 87 year old Grandfather was in hospital
my mum and I went to visit. We were doing the general non-versation that always takes place when, out of nowhere my Grandad asked if my dad was "still a wanker?"
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 16:14, More)
» Irrational Fears
Ooh, ooh, ooh...
Chimpanzees. When I was about six I went on a school trip to the zoo and went into the Chimp house. There were all these chimps behind a huge window, going about their chimp business, i.e. poking bottoms and poking each other. Some of the older kids decided to bang on the glass, which resulted in the chimps abandoning their poking and starting to bang on the glass and shriek. All of them. Man that was freaky. To this day when I see PG tips ads I think of those hideous shrieking primates and am also reminded of the fact that they can rip a man's arm clean off.
Monkey's and other assorted apes, however, are fine.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 11:41, More)
Ooh, ooh, ooh...
Chimpanzees. When I was about six I went on a school trip to the zoo and went into the Chimp house. There were all these chimps behind a huge window, going about their chimp business, i.e. poking bottoms and poking each other. Some of the older kids decided to bang on the glass, which resulted in the chimps abandoning their poking and starting to bang on the glass and shriek. All of them. Man that was freaky. To this day when I see PG tips ads I think of those hideous shrieking primates and am also reminded of the fact that they can rip a man's arm clean off.
Monkey's and other assorted apes, however, are fine.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 11:41, More)
» Irrational Fears
Sudden movement where there should be none...
The worst thing is if in a dimly lit room and out of the corner of my eye I see movement where there should be none. It's invariably a spider or the neighbours cat, however it bypasses my rational mind and goes straight towards the 'F*ck! F*ck! Run!' primitive part of my brain.
Also: strange noises in the night. I was once woken by this hideous scraping sound. I couldn't work out what it was and was trying not to be scared, but I kept hearing it. The noise carried on intermittently for ages, until the poster above my bed fell on me.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 11:26, More)
Sudden movement where there should be none...
The worst thing is if in a dimly lit room and out of the corner of my eye I see movement where there should be none. It's invariably a spider or the neighbours cat, however it bypasses my rational mind and goes straight towards the 'F*ck! F*ck! Run!' primitive part of my brain.
Also: strange noises in the night. I was once woken by this hideous scraping sound. I couldn't work out what it was and was trying not to be scared, but I kept hearing it. The noise carried on intermittently for ages, until the poster above my bed fell on me.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 11:26, More)