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Dirty Lurker!

Must try harder.

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» Dad Jokes

The old chestnut ...
Dad: Who's for steak & kiddley Pie?
Me & sis: It's steak & kidney!
Dad: That's what I said, diddle I?

My Grandads' favourite when we were kids was to ask us what we wanted for Xmas and after me & sis had babbled away exitedly for a good minute or so would say "I know what I'll give yer for Christmas - a clip for yer head and a box for yer ears!" Cue cuffs to head.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 21:09, More)