» Inappropriate crushes

My primary school english teacher.
I had a crush on her and sent her a love letter.......



... she sent it back with spelling corrections.

*sniffs*
(Fri 29th Sep 2006, 17:06, More)

» Strict Parents

My parents..
..came down on my like a ton of bricks

yours, Heather West
(Thu 8th Mar 2007, 16:23, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

Princess Diana..
Back of the ambulance going to the Hospital de la Pitie Salpetriere.


stiff old cow !!
(Sun 17th Jun 2007, 21:37, More)

» Terrible food

Sprouts.
they can fuck off
(Thu 17th May 2007, 11:42, More)

» Puns

Sade - after her music career ended..
..had to resort to working For "dr" Gillian Mckeith..


.. yes she is now a smooth ploppy rater

/sorry/
(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 15:38, More)