Why I dont beeleeeve

(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 4:52, More)

Run pengy

posts, shoots and wipes
(Wed 29th Sep 2004, 11:21, More)

heelo, good evening,
and g'night

I'm knackered.
edit: wake up to FP, thank you you kind things you.
(Tue 11th May 2004, 3:55, More)

chew chew chew

(Thu 3rd Jul 2003, 1:37, More)

Monkey Punishment: Often Cruel,Often Unusual

(Fri 6th Jun 2003, 20:40, More)

» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010

Douglas Adams
for still being dead
(Fri 24th Dec 2010, 12:58, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Smackheads
I was queuing in Kwik save once and behind be I heard a grating voice explain that Kinder Bueno's are bad, because although it looks like tin foil the wrapper is really plastic and some had wasted an entire deal by melting thier shit to the wrapper.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 13:22, More)

» Conspicuous Consumption

Air show
sat in a deck chair on top of a taxi on a baking hot day, surrounded by food, booze and smokable substances. Luxury commented upon during the following days Granada Tonight as 'there's a young chap enjoying himself'. Yessireee I truly was.
(Thu 28th Jul 2011, 19:56, More)

» Good Advice

For the love of god
Wipe
(Thu 20th May 2010, 13:07, More)

» Meeting people from the internet

Does Medal of Honour count?
A female taxi driver, locally called Boris because she looked like Boris Yeltsin but often referred to as babs cabs, once found love through Medal of honour. Boris told me that 'the bastard shot me in the back and I'm marrying him in six weeks'. And she did.
(Thu 20th Oct 2011, 23:27, More)