Now showing...

VD... I mean in 3D.
(Fri 2nd Mar 2012, 0:29, More)

Charity...

...begins at home.
(Tue 20th Jan 2004, 15:45, More)

» Little things that turn you on

My perineum...
...especially when sat on the edge of the sink with an erection.
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 16:04, More)

» Bullshit and Bullshitters

What a Tosser!
I used to have a mate who said he had never wanked. He said this in front of his girlfriend mind, did she think any better of him? Well they got married. I have a five knuckle sandwich every other day and I'm still single... so there you go.
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 19:46, More)

» Corporate Idiocy

Personal Development Reviews...
...enough said.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2012, 17:54, More)

» Job Interviews

You can't print that!!?
Interviewer - 'So why do you want to be a printer?'

Me - ''Coz, I want to print!?'
(Sun 23rd Jan 2005, 16:30, More)

» Breakin' The Law

I have a mate...
... whose a police officer. He's run me home a couple of times, does this count?
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 1:01, More)