Profile for Radagarst:
yes, anyway heres a pretty thing
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yes, anyway heres a pretty thing
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I cannot WAIT for autumn!!
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Awesome!! FP!, Was going to tweet this to Diz, but i'm a little bit frightened.
(Thu 20th Jun 2013, 23:04, More)
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Awesome!! FP!, Was going to tweet this to Diz, but i'm a little bit frightened.
(Thu 20th Jun 2013, 23:04, More)
Life debt my arse...
this is the real reason he resorted to petty crime
WOOOOOO my first FP, SO proud, i have ritually sha myself
(Thu 14th Aug 2003, 0:02, More)
this is the real reason he resorted to petty crime
WOOOOOO my first FP, SO proud, i have ritually sha myself
(Thu 14th Aug 2003, 0:02, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Worst Nicknames Ever
A few years back
An ex Gf gave me a belt for chrimbo with a celtic pattern on, a few weeks later at a party a mate looked at it whilst he was stoned and swore he saw a swastika in it. Within 3 weeks a new nickname had evolved from "racist" to "Racist Louie the Space Pirate". I had this for about 4 years now
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 18:50, More)
A few years back
An ex Gf gave me a belt for chrimbo with a celtic pattern on, a few weeks later at a party a mate looked at it whilst he was stoned and swore he saw a swastika in it. Within 3 weeks a new nickname had evolved from "racist" to "Racist Louie the Space Pirate". I had this for about 4 years now
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 18:50, More)
» Toilets
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Me and a mate spent a month this summer working at a school in Ascot. There was about 18 people working there and we all slept, ate, drank and use the toilet in the west wing of the school. One morning me and said mate had just got up from a night of serious drinking, i said "i need to go for a shit" and he said he needed to aswell. The annoying thing is that the only toilets we had to use where right next to each other, and the wall between might as well have been paper. So it was highly unpleasant to have to listen to others strains and grunts, So he went first and i would go later. 5 minutes later i was really touching cloth so i decided to just go for it. On arrival at said toilets, i saw one was occupied (my mate) and the other was vacant. I had just put my hand on to open the door and i heard the Cleaning lady singin along in there. Annoyed i ran to the other end of the school and used the bogs there. Upon returning (with the usual post huge dump euphoria), i saw my mate, and told him about my annoyance. He then preceeded to tell me of his experience. He had been sat there happily dumping away, and he heard the cleaning lady come in to the other toilet (she is an elderly Haitian lady, who constantly sings song from her homeland very loud). Obviously he stopped his bomb dropping till she had finished her work. Then the singing stopped suddenly and he said the sound he heard was exactly the same as the famous laxative scene from Dumb and Dumber, she then started to sing again, then stop and release bowl as previous, that is when he left. The scary thing is, if i had been 4 seconds earlier, when i had checked to see if it was being used previously, i would have opened the door and witnessed (and smelled) this terrifying act.
sorry about length
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 14:45, More)
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Me and a mate spent a month this summer working at a school in Ascot. There was about 18 people working there and we all slept, ate, drank and use the toilet in the west wing of the school. One morning me and said mate had just got up from a night of serious drinking, i said "i need to go for a shit" and he said he needed to aswell. The annoying thing is that the only toilets we had to use where right next to each other, and the wall between might as well have been paper. So it was highly unpleasant to have to listen to others strains and grunts, So he went first and i would go later. 5 minutes later i was really touching cloth so i decided to just go for it. On arrival at said toilets, i saw one was occupied (my mate) and the other was vacant. I had just put my hand on to open the door and i heard the Cleaning lady singin along in there. Annoyed i ran to the other end of the school and used the bogs there. Upon returning (with the usual post huge dump euphoria), i saw my mate, and told him about my annoyance. He then preceeded to tell me of his experience. He had been sat there happily dumping away, and he heard the cleaning lady come in to the other toilet (she is an elderly Haitian lady, who constantly sings song from her homeland very loud). Obviously he stopped his bomb dropping till she had finished her work. Then the singing stopped suddenly and he said the sound he heard was exactly the same as the famous laxative scene from Dumb and Dumber, she then started to sing again, then stop and release bowl as previous, that is when he left. The scary thing is, if i had been 4 seconds earlier, when i had checked to see if it was being used previously, i would have opened the door and witnessed (and smelled) this terrifying act.
sorry about length
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 14:45, More)
» Claims to Fame
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I once crept into George Harrisons house and stabbed him.
I also think i am responsible for advising the man in charge of Jedimaster.net to Start a petition to get Ghyslain (star wars kid) in the Revenge of the Sith. I emailed him saying this and i checked next day and there it was. Could be coincidence, could be i was the last of about 25,000 to do so (most probably). But it makes me feel good inside.
My dad also met Oliver Reed on Barbados in the Mid 70's and spent the entire weekend getting heavily inibriated with him. (100% true, and i am severely envious of him. He was without doubt the greatest ever Englishman.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 20:02, More)
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I once crept into George Harrisons house and stabbed him.
I also think i am responsible for advising the man in charge of Jedimaster.net to Start a petition to get Ghyslain (star wars kid) in the Revenge of the Sith. I emailed him saying this and i checked next day and there it was. Could be coincidence, could be i was the last of about 25,000 to do so (most probably). But it makes me feel good inside.
My dad also met Oliver Reed on Barbados in the Mid 70's and spent the entire weekend getting heavily inibriated with him. (100% true, and i am severely envious of him. He was without doubt the greatest ever Englishman.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 20:02, More)