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I'm Steve, 76 and living in Grimsby - Originally from Cardiff. I know very little potatoshop but I'm learning a little every day. I'll soon master loading an image and I'm hoping to submit a picture before I turn 160.
Dead chuffed winner of "DTF's Lunch of the day" awarded on 5th May 2006 by the beautiful Flowerpot.
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I'm Steve, 76 and living in Grimsby - Originally from Cardiff. I know very little potatoshop but I'm learning a little every day. I'll soon master loading an image and I'm hoping to submit a picture before I turn 160.
Dead chuffed winner of "DTF's Lunch of the day" awarded on 5th May 2006 by the beautiful Flowerpot.
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» Kids
That told me
My 3 year old would go around insisting he was 3 1/2. If you ever said he was 3, he'd correct you immediately and give you a good telling off. The truth of the matter is that he was 3 1/2 and that half is very important when you're that young.
Anyway, dinner time comes and betpet jr. wont eat it all. Daddy has a great idea and says, "Well, that is as much as a 3 year old can eat. A 3 1/2 year old would be able to eat it all! Are you 3 or 3 1/2?"
I was dead proud of myself for coming up with a great bit of psychology.
"I'm 3", he replied and off he pops to play out in the back garden.
I couldn't bring myself to stop him as I was laughing too hard.
Moral of the story? Don't try and outsmart kids - they're far cleverer than us adults!
(Sat 19th Apr 2008, 20:26, More)
That told me
My 3 year old would go around insisting he was 3 1/2. If you ever said he was 3, he'd correct you immediately and give you a good telling off. The truth of the matter is that he was 3 1/2 and that half is very important when you're that young.
Anyway, dinner time comes and betpet jr. wont eat it all. Daddy has a great idea and says, "Well, that is as much as a 3 year old can eat. A 3 1/2 year old would be able to eat it all! Are you 3 or 3 1/2?"
I was dead proud of myself for coming up with a great bit of psychology.
"I'm 3", he replied and off he pops to play out in the back garden.
I couldn't bring myself to stop him as I was laughing too hard.
Moral of the story? Don't try and outsmart kids - they're far cleverer than us adults!
(Sat 19th Apr 2008, 20:26, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
I was told
that my father was a pilot on a space freighter and was dead. The truth was very different
/Luke Skywalker
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 13:45, More)
I was told
that my father was a pilot on a space freighter and was dead. The truth was very different
/Luke Skywalker
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 13:45, More)
» Have you ever paid for sex?
I still am
sex with psycho, pop goes the condom, pregnancy, birth, split up, child maintenance costs.
Love my son to pieces though.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 12:54, More)
I still am
sex with psycho, pop goes the condom, pregnancy, birth, split up, child maintenance costs.
Love my son to pieces though.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 12:54, More)
» That's me on TV!
Computeach
I appeared in the Computeach ads starring Martin Ball a coupe of years ago.
They say tv puts 10 pounds on you. No kidding! I'm not exactly slim but bloody hell! I looked like Jabba the Hutt! It was a great experience with some nice people.
I was also on 'So Graham Norton' about 6 years ago. I was part of the audience and Graham pops out with a heat camera and came up to me, got me to take my top off and flash my tyres. Add to that the application of icy water to make me turn blue and that was that. Graham shook my hand about 50 times. I hope he was a washer and not a walker. June Whitfield was the guest and she was totally awesome!
(Mon 15th Jun 2009, 16:20, More)
Computeach
I appeared in the Computeach ads starring Martin Ball a coupe of years ago.
They say tv puts 10 pounds on you. No kidding! I'm not exactly slim but bloody hell! I looked like Jabba the Hutt! It was a great experience with some nice people.
I was also on 'So Graham Norton' about 6 years ago. I was part of the audience and Graham pops out with a heat camera and came up to me, got me to take my top off and flash my tyres. Add to that the application of icy water to make me turn blue and that was that. Graham shook my hand about 50 times. I hope he was a washer and not a walker. June Whitfield was the guest and she was totally awesome!
(Mon 15th Jun 2009, 16:20, More)