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Recycling in the jungle.
The Hippooh-pottymouth
/Edit : Yayyy.. 400 must be my lucky number - Very first FP.
(Mon 9th Feb 2004, 11:14, More)
The Hippooh-pottymouth
/Edit : Yayyy.. 400 must be my lucky number - Very first FP.
(Mon 9th Feb 2004, 11:14, More)
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» Cheating cheaty cheats
Don't know if its relevant - you decide.
Been with my girlfriend for 11 years now.... A while ago she asked how many partners I had been with (cos we had reached that honesty stage).... Cue to me going...
Er...1....2.3....4,...er 5...6...you....8,errr 9...
She was not amused.
(Fri 18th Nov 2005, 9:41, More)
Don't know if its relevant - you decide.
Been with my girlfriend for 11 years now.... A while ago she asked how many partners I had been with (cos we had reached that honesty stage).... Cue to me going...
Er...1....2.3....4,...er 5...6...you....8,errr 9...
She was not amused.
(Fri 18th Nov 2005, 9:41, More)
» Teenage Poetry
There were some that I used to mumble at school...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Schizophrenic,
And so am I.
Little fly upon the wall,
'Aint you got no friends at all?
Don't you know this walls been plastered?
Oh you're such a silly fly.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 11:36, More)
There were some that I used to mumble at school...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Schizophrenic,
And so am I.
Little fly upon the wall,
'Aint you got no friends at all?
Don't you know this walls been plastered?
Oh you're such a silly fly.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 11:36, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Mr Deadman - Computer teacher
brought in to our school to head up the new computer system (ahh... Commodore Pets with integrated tape drives, followed by RM Nimbus...). He spoke with little or no pauses, used punctuation via a scatter gun when writing on the overhead projector... Best thing was his nylon suits. Worn spring, summer, autumn and winter (with a Noel Edmonds-esque stripy tank-top during the colder months), we could tell the age of each suit by counting the white rings that appeared under his suits arm-pits as he leaned back in his chair with his hands behind his head.
(Mon 14th Nov 2005, 12:59, More)
Mr Deadman - Computer teacher
brought in to our school to head up the new computer system (ahh... Commodore Pets with integrated tape drives, followed by RM Nimbus...). He spoke with little or no pauses, used punctuation via a scatter gun when writing on the overhead projector... Best thing was his nylon suits. Worn spring, summer, autumn and winter (with a Noel Edmonds-esque stripy tank-top during the colder months), we could tell the age of each suit by counting the white rings that appeared under his suits arm-pits as he leaned back in his chair with his hands behind his head.
(Mon 14th Nov 2005, 12:59, More)