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All Hail Porkfist.



I love Monkey Torture

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I could never keep those damn Sea Monkeys alive

Anyone with any tips on smoother animation?
(Mon 28th Jul 2003, 4:47, More)

Poor little guy never could compete with the rest of the pack.

My last one before bed. Good night all.
(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 6:35, More)

Fooster?

It's my first animal..
(Mon 9th Jun 2003, 5:57, More)

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» Your Greatest Dilemmas

I hired a girl fom an "Escort Service"...
..and we got drunk, and one thing led to another, and you know the rest. My dilemma is what to do with the body? I've already eaten her hands, face, and teeth so it can't be identified? Shall I dump it on the roadside? Stick it in a tree tripper? Bury it in the basement with the others? Thank you.
(Wed 19th May 2004, 14:58, More)